#she is so yipieee

[michael-jeez]

im binging old moviesss

[a-certain-romance]

Face the Consequence pt1

Characters/Ships: Ruan Mei x fem!reader Warnings: Smut written by a minor, Dumbification, scissoring, some fingering,

A/N: We’re almost at 600!! Yipieee!!!

As a longtime scientist working with the Department of Ecology, you were one of the first people to hear about Ruan Mei’s newest involvement with the space station. You didn’t know much about the true reason for why this genius appeared out of the blue. But what you did know is that her actions earned her a small debt.

As a small favor for Herta, Ruan Mei was asked to help deconstruct the makeup of a new plant species that sprouted in the ecology department. You first discovered it when it suddenly sprung up in the one of the department’s hydroponic farms. Neither you or anyone else knows how or why. Its peculiarities and rumored side effects require the project to be kept under the wraps until further notice. With your knowledge and expertise, Herta recommended you to work alongside the esteemed scientist until further notice.

Sure, it was a gamble. This particular member of the genius society wasn’t exactly known for her use of ethical practices. Yet, it was you who was recognized for the task. How could possibly pass it up? It was the perfect opportunity to give your career a leg up above the others and be the first to observe and experiment this new species, maybe even put a name to it.

The two of you spent a lot of time in the labs and it slowly became obvious to you why the is was kept hidden from others. Every time you were around the plant for too long you started to feel dizzy. You’d experience odd symptoms when encountering it for prolonged exposures—nothing life threatening— but concerning nonetheless. Perhaps some of the plant’s properties were allergy inducing?

Ruan Mei always looked fine. Though, there were some peculiarities you noticed as well. She always observed you for a little too long. You could try to understand her habits from a scientific perspective, but sometimes it felt like she was downright undressing you with her eyes. The awkward moments of accidental physical contact didn’t help either. It was obvious there was tension, but you would be the last to address it.

That is until a little accident occurs. An accident created by your own clumsiness. Who would’ve thought that a little swipe of your hand would fill the lab with foreign pollen?

The side effects were instant. You felt dizzy again, but from a different kind of emotion. And judging by the glazed look in Ruan Mei’s eyes, you weren’t the only one.

“Aeons, there we go. Feels so good, doesn’t it?” With your right leg against her shoulder, she rubs her pink, dripping pussy against your own.

“You’re so adorable when you’re all fucked out like this. All because of me” she groans. It only encourages her to double her efforts. The lab echoes with the hurried squelches of your cores sliding against each other.

Like a madwoman, her nails dig sharply into your hips as she rubs feverishly against you. Despite her being the one dominating, her sighs of pleasure overcome her. Her hips stutter from how good you feel against her. “Been wanting to have you for so long. You’re too tempting to just be my lab assistant.”

Ruan Mei grabs your chin, forcing you to meet her eyes. “I’d make you my pet if I could. Steal you away from this station, give you a better purpose by my side.”

“You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Being my little plaything. I could have you all to myself.” she rasped. “All to myself, all mine to fuck and destroy. C’mon, let me ruin you..” with loud moans from both of you, you both cum at the same time. She cries out, her grip loosening the slightest bit as she moves off of you.

Before you can move or say anything, she slips her fingers right in. “Ah, you’re a little tight. It’s no matter. I’ll have plenty of time to break in my new toy…”

[webhead010]

-Creepypasta dating hc-

[ And Marble Hornets]

Author's note: This is what I think It would be like, you don't need to agree

Divider: @cafekitsune

Characters: Toby Rogers, Nina Hopkins, Jeff Woods, Tim Wright, Brian Thomas, Liu Woods,Kate the chaser, Ben Drowned, and Jane Richardson

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❥ Toby Rogers:

– Let's be honest, he would NOT be abusive like some people say 😞

– I see him as a serious but lovely person

– He would probably not accept he was in love (and he believed that he wasn't loveable)

– If he was the first one to confess, he would have a big difficulty and would probably stutter a lot

– Now If the person confess first, he will be the most happy person ever

– BUT! Nothing is perfect, he would be always worried with his s/o because of Slenderman, and he wouldn't let his s/o close with the other proxies afraid that they could hurt them

– If he is on a mission, I can see him bringing something as a little gift (Ex: Like pretty rocks that he saw and thinked of them, or little flowers, maybe a candy...)

– If he is stressed, no, he wouldn't hit them or punch them or hurt them, he would probably get out of the place and wait until he is calm (please, remember, his father was an abusive person, he don't want to be like him)

– And If he accidentally hurt them, he would apologize sm, and would stay away from them at least for one week thinking how wrong he was for do that

– I think he craves touch but is too afraid to ask for that, and at the same time he don't want to be touched, it's complicated

– I think he would hyperfixate on them, I mean, he doesn't have very much funny on his melancholic life, so when he finally got something that bring him happiness, he would totally focus on that

– One of his ways to show affection is literally talking. Seriously, I totally see him chatting with his s/o like there's no tomorrow, and If he is talking with them, is because he trust them sm

❥ Nina Hopkins:

– You will NOT put in my head that she isn't a good girlfriend

– She will totally be jealous with them but she wouldn't be a bad girlfriend

– She would paint her and their nails (It doesn't matter If It's a boy or girl, she would do that while chatting with them)

– I don't see her as a stressed person, so I don't think she would fight with her s/o

– Totally has BPD, they will have to be patient with her

– Is a lovely person, kinda sarcastic, but lovely

– Always caring for her s/o, making or bringing little gifts, will have matching rings, would make sleepovers, will always protect them

– If someone mess with them and Nina discover (she will always know everything), the person will be 7 feets under the ground before even think to beat her

– Hugs, kisses, affection towards touch 24/7

❥ Jeff Woods:

– At first, his s/o and him would probably just be best friends (he has NPD, so his best friend would or be his chosen person or his equal person)

– After he notices that he falled in love, he would deny too, but after a while he would just start to flirt with them

– If the s/o don't show any interest, he would be pretty upset, like, he is amazing! How they couldn't even have an attraction towards him?

– But If they show interest, he will probably ask they to be his partner

– If they say yes, yipieee

– If no, he will be in a depressive mood (he failed, and he can't fail!)

– I see him as a neutral, he wouldn't be the best but would at the same time

– They're HIS equal/choosen person and HIS s/o, so he will do anything for them

– He would show more his sympathetic side, he has low empathy, but is very sympathetic with who he loves! (Wich are only his s/o and Liu, maybe friends like Ben?)

– Would buy things to them because he wants It to be special

– Isn't a very touching person but craves It (just like Toby)

– Would take some weeks for the first kiss, but It would start with holding hands, cheek's kisses and hugs

– Loves when they caress his hair! It makes him feel comfy and safe

– Feel like they're the only person that he can show his true self

– Doesn't matter what happens, he will always comes to them, and If they need something too he will be there

– If they lost someone, he wouldn't care about the person, but would care for the fact that It made his s/o sad, so he will try everything to make them better

– Show affection by acts

– In the deep, he is afraid of what his s/o thinks of him, he wants to be the best, he wants, he need to be PERFECT, and he needs his s/o to show him that he is amazing, so he will be more calm

❥ Tim Wright:

– Is complicated, a loveable person, but very anxious

– Is always worried with everything

– He totally needs a calm s/o (and he needs lots of hugs and kisses, please, give this man some comfort)

– When he has seizures, he would probably cry and look around for his s/o to make him better, and If his s/o is around, he would be embarassed but they would hug him and be there with him to make him feel comfortable

– About his hallucinations, his s/o would need to make him feel calm, saying things like: "I'm so sorry for what you have seen, that was kinda scary right? But i'm here! I will protect you, okay?" This would make him the most happy person ever because he knows that he is safe around them

– He is the type of guy to be shy at first, he would probably buy flowers for them, would hang out, ect...

– He would try his best to protect you from the Operator, and would be desesperate If something happens with them

– Loves everything about them, EVERYTHING

❥ Brian Thomas:

– That Guy, my friend that guy is... Is something

– Not something bad, something AMAZING

– He would always try to make them smile, would buy gifts, buy flowers, Go on shops, walks... Anything

– I can't see him dying!! He would force himself to stay alive for them

– Hugs, kisses, Hugs, hugs, hugs, and more kisses

– I think he can cook, so he would make something special for them

– He is the type of guy to make a heart with his hands If they're mad with him (Depends of why they're mad too)

❥ Liu Woods:

– When he dissociates, I think Sully would be neutral with them, If they make Liu happy, they make Sully happy

– Liu is always trying to make them happy

– He lost a lot, he can't lost them too

– Liu loves Jeff, and would probably say about his partner with him, but Sully would be scared of what Jeff can do and would be a little paranoic

– When he is on a dissociating situation, his s/o would try to make him comfortable, Sully and Liu would be very grateful

– If he has amnesia with what happened on a random day, they would try to help him to feel better and say what happened, again, Liu and Sully would be grateful

– He would buy roses for his s/o, Go on walks in the forest, read books with them, even read books for them

– Loves to be hugged with them, in silence, eyes closed, just him and his loved one, nothing more

❥ Kate the chaser:

– First of all, she would take a long time to trust them

– After finally trusting them, she would always talk with you

– "Am I being a good girlfriend? Do I need to be better? I love you so much, If you need anything, i'm here"

– Is afraid of Slenderman, and don't want them to be around when he is close

– Like Toby, she would bring little gifts from missions, but would make drawings and made by hand gifts!

– Not very touching but doesn't care with hugs or holding hands (but If they're too clingy, she will take a time to get used to It)

❥ Ben Drowned:

– He is a teenager, teenagers are the different of adults or almost adults

– Very flirty, but can suddenly become the most melancholic person ever

– Loves hugs and kisses

– Likes to play some games with them (But doesn't have patience for teaching)

– Sometimes he has nightmares with the drowning, so he will come to them but just saying he missed them (He actually feels more safe around them)

– I don't see him as a dating relantionship, more like a platonic relantionship

– So he will probably be more like a bro then a boyfriend

– Literally "friends with benefits"

❥ Jane Richardson:

– That woman is perfect

– Wants gifts? Here It is. Wants to Go on a walk? Around on the walk. Needs to talk? She is here to listen to them. Food? Theirs favorite is on the table

– Will do anything to make them happy

– Hugs, kisses, affection, everything

– Would be worried with her appearance, but soon they reassure her, she will be more comfortable

– Doesn't fight, she is a very calm person, and If It happens, would probably the first to apologize, even If she didn't did anything, she just want them to be happy.

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[meelkieyap]

grian server tour pt 2/4

aka the last 3h i was missing! as before, hermits i don't know well that impressed me: keralis, false and jevin.

keralis really thinks he built not much? his base is so rich tho and beautiful! the ambience is so immersive and i love how he perfectly blended function and aesthetics! what he needs to get better at is advertising his shops lol /lh BUY BOOSHES AT KERALIS GUYS! I'LL ADVERTISE FOR HIM OK

false is so me lmao she said she built things and put random details around just cause. I FEEL YOU. i also am an enemy of the lore😂 i don't hate lore for things but it's just too much to think about, overwhelming even. apart from that, holy hell her voice is soooo nice sidtjutdjdt sooo calming aah i'm in love. and the biggest shoutout to false's firefly in keralis base cause woah! so simple yet beautiful. and and and!! the underground factory looks hella cool i love it sooo much, WHATTT? crazy.

i was shouting/pos at jevin for using tinyglade for his future castle cause i recently played it and i freaking love it too! plus the thick thick magic forest he created with all the sounds is soooo nice. i have built a similar bridge in my base (in the server with my besties) and he managed to do it 74236 times better! that was the vibe i wanted to achieve.

so yeah basically i got to know six new hermits! yipieee!! i think i'll do another part where i talk about the tour in general and grian cause lol... L O L

[ennabear]

helloooo!!!!!

uuhhhh!!! 🎨🥤❄️ if you puhlease!!! ^_^

thats right. im forcing you to yappadoodle. SUCK IT!!! >:)

-🃏🌀⭐️

OKAYYYYY HEHE YAYYYY i’m gonna yap about my mooties for a sec… sorry everyone for the tags but ily all and i appreciate your works 🤎🤎 i’m gonna try to keep it to about 1-2 recs per person but literally EVERYTHING they make is perfect!!!

🎨 link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

starting with the artists hehe 😋

BEAR SEVIKA BY @dykesevika OH EM GEEE the way i fainted this morning when i saw it 😭😭 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL AND MY FAVORITE WIFE AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! so adorable 😭😭

joel + ellie x motion sickness by my lolobear @trackinglessons absolutely LETHAL drawing omg… and also the sevika drawing she made in like august or september but REFUSES to draw her again… just say you hate me lottie, it’s okay 💔 also check out her redbubble if you liked the drawing!!! it’s linked in my pinned post <3

🥤 recommend an author or fanfic you love

yikes… lock in… here we go…

cut, chew, cum and hugs with abby by my plutobae @hypnagogics i’ll never forget the first time i read cut, chew, cum… SOOOO YUMMALICIOUS!!!!!! and i fr read hugging abby every day…. i need her so bad… the perfect fluff <33

i think the apple’s rotten right to the core and lonely is the muse by my rayray @andersonfilms i was about to recommend their whole masterlist but i had to settle for two bangers instead 😞 CAN WE GET A YIPIEEE FOR LONGER FICS?????

hold me close, because i fear i’ll be lost without you and tattooist abby by my bae erenbear @absfawn the FLUFF in the first one is so sweet it makes me melt, AND ABBY IN A DRESS??? GIMME DATTTTT. and also tattooist abby has me drooling… in more places than one….

taste me when she’s kissing you and electraplayer by BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!! the two best abby writers on this app COLLABING TO MAKE BANGER AFTER BANGER????? i’m in LOVE. GIVE ME ALL OF IT.

spooktober 2024 by my lyssiepoo @finalgirllx SOOO DELICIOUSSSSS AND SO ADORABLE 😭 but literally everything they write is perfect so check out all of it… asap…

ceo sevika, werecat sevika, sleeping with the enemy (roach verse), and keep a place for me (toots verse) by angelbear @archangeldyke-all literally will NEVER stop recommending these guys… had to pick a few of my favorite au’s but AXBQNZNXN I NEED THEM ALLLL!!!! written by sevika’s real wife hehe <3 but i strongly recommend sinking your teeth into all of their works, i read them nightly as bedtime stories and every morning like i’m an old man reading the local newspaper… and every day when i’m on the clock dreaming about sevika… or even on my days off when i’m lounging in bed and i need something delicious to read…

❄️ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

tbh it depends!!! if i want a sweet lil ellie fic, definitely pluto or lyss aka the ellie connoisseurs. if i want some of the heaviest angst and yummiest smut, i’d ask rayray and eren to collab again asap. if i want a fic that’s thought out so perfectly with some of the smartest plot twists anyone could ever think of, i’d ask angel. <33

again, apolocheese for the yap and for all of the tags/links, i just wanna show some support to my favorite writers and boost my fave fics!!! i’ll probably make a continuation of this because i have so many more faves and sweet mutuals that i didn’t get to mention 😭 but thanks for listening and i hope y’all end up reading some/most/all of these 🤎

[itty-bitty-bird-nest]

Yipieee!!

- Serenity is a relatively young Regressor, typically regresses around 1-7, though usually leans towards younger when she's tired/overwhelmed

-Main CGs are Penny, Ricky and Ashlyn (another RTC OC)

-She's pretty stubborn when she's big and that can carry over when she's regressed, for example she may refuse to admit she's tired when she is

-if she's not regressing when she needs to her CGs can usually get her to do so by saying certain phrases/nicknames

-Ricky and Ashlyn call her 'Reni' when she's small

-she LOVES old Disney movies when she's regressed

Aww!!! I love old Disney movies, too <3 She sounds great!!

[itzmoss]

i dont often talk abt young royals but im gonna yap abt it cus of the upcoming season

i enjoy it somewhat

i like getting attatched to the side characters and making shit up abt them

i also dont enjoy it cus its so s3x heavy and that is just smth im not into (im ace lmao)

its genuinly an amazing show and story i love it

but this post is abt my problems with it unfortunately :(

mainly im concerned for sara, she is so far the only canon autistic character, and i am pretty empathetic towards her because i understand a lot of her character

sara deserves better and im genuinely scared theyre gonna fuck her up, and make the only canon autistic character bad

yes autistic people can be like that but having the ONLY one that people could relate to end up being shitty is going to feel so horrible

(also just the fact they call it aspergers in the show gets me a little annoyed)

ALSO WHY IS THERE NO ACE, ARO, OR TRANS REP

please dont take this post as me hating the show i love it i just wished they fixed some shit

EDIT: i have been informed by a very intelligent person in the replies about stuff thank you intelligent person yipieee

[chaosoftheages]

Autumn Reacts: Victim

cross-posted from my ao3 bc why not

Anyways.

"And Alan still refuses to release the identity of the new plushie." *Looks at the thumbnail* "Wait actually nvm I might know who it is."

"ALAN WHAT THE FUCK-"

"Why tf did you LEAVE HIM ALONE-"

"Alan I think leaving Victim by himself was a bad idea-"

"Why do I feel like this caused more chaos than the arise of Chosen and Dark attacking the internet"

"Honestly I don't care about the cutie that was just created but WHO THE HECK IS THAT-"

"Ohhh so this is how all my ao3 chapters get posted🤣"

"OHHHHH THATS HOW HE BECAME GREY."

"Ahhh...he's traumatized🥺 the poor baby"

"NOOOO NOT THE PTSD >:( ALAN HOW DARE YOU."

"Why is that place low-key so fucking pretty like I would LIVE THERE WHO'S WITH ME."

"Oooooh. People."

"WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK ALAN WHY-"

"Is this where everyone starts hyperfixating on the TV King was watching the og Animation vs. Minecraft on???"

"I can't tell if Agent ships it, or if he's a jealous little soul, but either way, this is adorable and I need to see her in the next episode"

"It's 2011 already????"

"Victim how the fuck do you pull women like that I need to know."

"Move over Red that sheep is my new favorite character...now how to make him suffer."

"Wait what where'd she go-"

"Agent be like "dw bestie I gotchu" and is on the job despite possibly being drunk as hell and I love it"

"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID AGENT GO-"

"Oh good Misti's alive I was about ready to break kneecaps."

"HOLD ON LIKE FIVE SECONDS." *aggressive pausing* "HOLY SHIT IT'S PURPLE :DDD"

"Oh wait does this mean Chosen and Dark tried to kill Purple lmao"

"So on top of whatever the fuck Navy was, Purple ended up a survivor of the NewGrounds attack WHY MUST WE ALL BE MEAN TO PURPLE WHAT THE FUCK...Actually nvm I can't say that I do the same thing"

My friend: Pls don't make that a oneshot

Me: I won't, but I could add that to two certain series'...

Friend: Autumn no-

"Oh GOOD Agent's alive the HANDS I WOULD HAVE BEEN THROWING."

"Misti you sweet soul I love you-MITSI NO-"

"Alan you are really testing me here."

*watches Misti die, has an expression of horror*

"...That was just fucked up."

"Chosen the hands I am tempted to throw with you for that. I recommend you run."

"Agent if I were you I'd back the fuck up and run for your life."

"Oh hi Dark :3"

"Hi Rocket Corp" *knows I can incorporate this into AISC in some way*

"The way that one dude saw Agent and went "OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE" is so silly"

"THE SHEEP LIVES YIPIEEE!!!!"

"Victim is probably like "what the fuck where are my wife and bestie" while his wife's now dead and Agent is SOMEHOW still alive"

"Victim really said "OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE THANK FUCK NOW WHERE'S MY WIFE" and it's so silly. He and Agent are bestie westies🥺"

"Agent looks so traumatized the poor soul"

"NOOOO NOT MITSI😭"

"Way to go Alan you made Agent cry. I have beef with you now."

"Victim be like "When I get this guy I swear to GOD he's going to pay" and it makes me wonder if Mitsi is going to be brought up against Chosen in the next couple of episodes."

"2018 be like"

"Victim in solitude is so sad like bro why are we making Victim suffer what did he do to deserve this."

"Agent you beloved soul I love you but your about to make me rearrange my top ten favorite characters in this franchise."

"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARDS GLOBAL DESTRUCTION WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU."

"Oh hey look it's Chosen and Alan saving the world"

"Yeah that's right you better fuckin run."

"I think Victim is slowly losing his mind."

"So are they still pumping out tv's and all that? They should be, because King saw Second and the others on a Rocket Corp TV, though I don't think we've been given canon dates for when Gold died...I'm still confused"

"Dart gun????"

""Are we being watched?" By aliens or by Rocket Corp?"

"ALAN YOU CAN'T JUST END IT THERE BRO WHAT THE FUCK."

"...Okay that's it I need Victim and Misti plushies."

[chiruzzah]

STARFALL YIPIEEE!!!!! SHES SO CUTE THANK YOUUUU!!!

Now that Artfight has OFFICIALLY concluded for the year, here are my final attacks!!! :3

Alright now back to abnormally scheduled adventure time content :3