#she is a short queen
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callmesel · 15 days ago
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Percy has a short torso but long legs
Oliver has a long torso but has short legs
Penny has a short torso and short legs
So whenever you see them sitting together you would think that Oliver is the tallest of the bunch and Percy and Penny look shorter but no. They stand up and Percy is like half a head taller than Oliver and Penny is more or less what you would expected her to be.
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eats-a-berry · 3 months ago
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i wasn't sure exactly what i thought adult gideon should be doing, but i DO quite like the triple combination of cowboy-biker, drag queen, and used car salesman at the same time. she's always a busy person!
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sparrowlucero · 2 months ago
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
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#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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sleepy-light · 1 year ago
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How we feeling about swap pomni
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tennant-the-tigger · 8 months ago
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Found!
Sometimes I wonder if Mulder has ever lost sight of Scully in the crowd because of her height
TXF Fanart ☆ MSR Fanart ☆ Tall and smol post
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poisoned-pearls · 6 months ago
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2nd year dance
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(taken minutes before flo and rook got into a physical fight over their gfs being the queen of the dance)
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sunlightdrop · 10 months ago
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at last, rapunzel was home, and she finally had a real family. she was a princess worth waiting for.
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cromulentreader · 8 months ago
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Do y'all also think about how Cardan went from telling Jude she was destined to and deserving of death to being like Jude dies over my dead body? Or are you normal?
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polin-erospsyche · 5 months ago
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Oh Penelope Bridgerton the reuse recycle queen that you are 😍
In all three scenes she wears the same nightgown. In all three scenes she’s in a different phase of accepting herself and taking control of her life and her own voice.
In the first instance where she wears she’s just been overlooked by Cressida, she is annoyed by herself and the situation because she’s trying so hard to get off the wall and she’s not sure it’s working.
The second time she wears it she knows she’s about to proposed to. Her practical plan is working. She has gained in her own confidence and she’s realising she has a voice. Yet her heart yearns for love. She’s got what she wants but not what she needs. And she looks away from her own reflection brushing away her hopes of one day finding true love.
The third time she wears it she’s shown in an incredibly empowering position. She is no longer Penelope Featherington, practical, resolute, putting security before her dreams of finding love. She is no longer little Pen, overlooked and hiding behind her pen and the powerful persona of Lady Whistledown she’s created for herself. She is Penelope Bridgerton. She is aware of her power and she is in control of her own voice. She is successful and oh so loved by her husband. She has fully stepped into her actualised self and it is absolutely beautiful to behold.
I love her arc and it is so so empowering ❤️
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grif-hawaiian-rolls · 26 days ago
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So, Tex might've had a thing for smartasses and nerds with nice asses. Sue her. "I'd love to take you apart, Agent Texas," "Tell you what, Doctor Grey. Call me Beth and I might just let you."
RVB Rarepair Week, Day 4: This doesn't seem physically possible!
Characters who never met in canon,,, the galaxy brain of this prompt was both fun and surprisingly hard to fill!!
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vaggieslefteye · 2 months ago
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NIFFTY & ALASTOR in 1x08 - The Show Must Go On
↳ "I dub thee, King Roach!" "Oh, to understand your twisted little mind."
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artttho · 2 months ago
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what 5 years and several hiatuses does to a motherfucker
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viivdle · 9 months ago
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I stand before Cardan, and he looks mortifying in his beauty. He carelessly slumps down on the sofa in his chambers, blissfully unaware of my anxiety. Or, worse, blissfully aware.
“I ought to be mad at you,” he says, and I almost flinch at the sound.
“As I said, I didn’t kill my husband, Your Majesty,” my voice shakes, and I hold onto the hope he will think I am holding back tears.
“Yes, that would be correct. Your husband is sitting in front of you, well and alive. Is he not?”
viivdle productive era??
my ~1900w jurdan fanfic heaven and hell were words to me is out now!!
i tried something different with this one, hopefully it was a good something different
this fic is for @annamatix who i have the pleasure to call my friend. i hope this is just the right amount of "romancy"
happy ramadan<33
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alwayshinny · 3 months ago
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Ginny Weasley 👑 - The most underrated character in hp, and the girl who deserves so much more love than she receives in fandom.
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vincent-marie · 3 months ago
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You sayin' you've never been THIS happy/excited for somethin', you lyin'!
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Seriously, that's what my face looked like when my friend got voice actor Jeff Bennett to record a Cameo video for me as a Christmas gift.
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ask-funnybunnydoll · 10 months ago
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Does Pomni like Ragatha or Jax better?
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J: I bet I'm your favorite hehe
R: It's soooo mee!
P: It's actually the Anons
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