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Nayeon has been having an honest to god subplot during these promotions, where Chaeyoung introduced her to barley tea, so she decided to get a million bags, and is straight up carrying them loose in her pocket, then dumping them into cold water during the day to remember to hydrate, and when Sana made fun of her for this, it made her start coming to terms with the fact that she, quote, "lives sloppily" but that's ok because at least she's dedicated to her work. I can't believe her sometimes how is she real how did she live to 28
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she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#kristen applebees#kipperlilly copperkettle#buddy dawn#cw: blood#cw: gore#cw: violence#hello this is the first post on this blog. welcome. I need to offload my art somewhere outside of my usual sphere#anyways yeah. yeah#I just think making direct eye contact with the person your murder victim is supposed to mirror before murdering them is kinda vibe#thinking abt kipperlily and kristen and how kipperlily was meant to be riz's foil but#genuinely kristen works so much better as foil for her instead. like how would beardsley ever not have swooped in to steal this off of#murph's plate. order vs chaos. embracing the rules vs rejecting them for having always fallen through the crack by your nature#so my busted ass brain saw this moment of kipperlily KILLING kristen's foil and I went insane like she took him out of the equation#HE is no longer kristen's foil. KIPPERLILY is now. deranged I need to draw this Immediately#kristen seeing kipperlily with true sight... smiling at her..... the interference that now narratively connects them do you see#can anyone hear me. hello
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When Steve’s parents announced their divorce, Steve told Eddie he loved him. They weren’t dating at the time, though Steve thought that the feeling was mutual to at least some extent since Eddie always flirted back with him, but he hadn’t been certain.
He had known his parents stopped loving each other years ago. Hell, he didn’t know if they had ever truly loved each other, but in any case, Steve knew.
His parents decided to sell the house, to move away from Hawkins with its cursed misfortune and small town gossip, and there was no talk of either of them taking Steve with them. Which, sure, he was grown, he hadn’t been part of the conversation at all.
Steve was left at a crossroads on what to do. So, distraught at his change in circumstances, he’d gone straight to Eddie’s and confessed his feelings because he had to know if it was at all possible for anyone to want him the way he wanted them.
Luckily enough for Steve, Eddie did!
The Munsons still had a decent amount left over from the government hush money after everything, so Eddie took his share (Wayne tried to get him to take more since all Wayne had lost was physical possessions and the trailer while Eddie almost lost his life, but Eddie would only agree to a 50/50 split) and together he and Steve threw caution to the wind and found a small place to rent together in one of the new complexes being built as part of the town’s rejuvenation project.
Things were going great. They still visited Wayne, who could now stop working such long hours at the plant and who had moved to a small fixer upper on the outskirts of town. He even moved up the ladder at the plant after some of the higher ups were lost in the “earthquakes” (R.I.P.), which offered better pay and benefits.
Wayne even started dating again, which Eddie informed Steve of in such a scandalized tone, but Steve could tell that Eddie was happy for his uncle, ribbing the older man when they had stopped by one morning and the man hadn’t even been home, stumbling back an hour later with lipstick stains on his shirt’s collar.
(Wayne had told him that he was going to call the cops on them for breaking and entering while he was gone, but there was no heat in it as they set chocolate chip pancakes, eggs, and a steaming cup of coffee before him, having made use of the kitchen while he was out.)
Wayne never introduced any of the women he dated to Eddie and Steve, saying that it wasn’t proper to introduce anyone to the kids yet until he was certain that things were serious, never mind that the “kids” were well into their 20s now.
(Steve also felt a warmth at being included as a “kid” of Wayne’s, however, filling a hole in his heart that his parents had left behind, though his mother had recently reached out to him to rekindle their relationship. His father remained radio silent.)
Eventually, however, there was someone Wayne kept seeing repeatedly, someone he’d met while outside of town when he was at some convention for work and her car had broken down outside of his motel room. She hadn’t left the motel room until the next morning, and Wayne was certain it was just a single night of passion, but…
They had really hit it off, it seemed, and though Wayne hadn’t thought such an amazing and sensual—(“Uncle Wayne! For the love of everything holy, unholy, and whatever’s in-between, please don’t say sensual!)—woman would be interested in him, they exchanged numbers. And then, the day after he’d told her he should be home again from the trip, she called him.
Things only progressed from there, and soon enough there were talks of something committed, of something truly serious, and after a while, Wayne broke the news.
“Boys, my partner is going to be moving back to Hawkins and, while we know it’s a giant leap, we decided to move in together.”
As it turns out, apparently the woman is actually from Hawkins too but had left after the earthquakes tore the town apart, so she is someone that they actually knew. Wayne still won’t tell them who it is, however. He seems a little embarrassed by that, actually, but he also tells them that he is the happiest he’s ever been and he was willing to fight to be with her, so what else can they do but accept that?
They are thus excited for him, excited to finally meet her (again?), and the plan is set that they would have a family dinner together once she was in town. Steve and Eddie are, of course, moderately worried given the whole being queer thing, but Wayne assures them that they will be safe. That Wayne had made damned certain that both his boys would be safe.
(Steve again feels that warmth of belonging to someone, of being loved and cared for and supported in a way he’d never known before.)
And then the day arrives. Steve and Eddie show up early, looking pretty damn spiffy they believe, and help Wayne get the dinner ready, though it’s more like a late lunch really. Eventually, they hear the sounds of tires outside of Wayne’s house.
Wayne, smiling and looking absolutely besotted, moves toward the front door to let his girlfriend in without missing a second. Steve and Eddie hear the door open and close from the kitchen, hear quietly murmured words and what disgustingly sounds like kissing, and then there’s footsteps and—
Steve turns around to greet this mysterious woman, a smile on his face, before dropping the bowl of salad in his hands as shock and something very much like horror make itself known to him.
“MOM???!”
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Hostage Hotties: @derythcorvinus @katyawriteswhump @honeii-puff
#cracked treated seriously#rare pair#lmaooooo I’m so sorry I had this random idea and had to write it#the ideas I have while half asleep is2g#dustin: so…does this make you brothers or cousins? 🤨#mike: kind of gross you boinked your own step brother-cousin ngl#max: I know a good therapist if you need one#steve: I’m going to resurrect vecna just so that he can kill me#will: valid#but for real#steve’s mom wants to be a better person and is learning to let herself love and trust again and wants to be a proper mother to steve#and steve’s boyfriend#wayne made certain she wouldn’t cause problems before he even contemplated having any sort of relationship with her#he loves her but his boys’ safety and wellbeing always come first#lmao I’m going to bed now#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#wayne munson#plot thots
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glub glub
#transformers#merformers#au#megatron#art#crack#i think if one were to befriend megan she would push them with her head for some good head scratchs#and then swim away and pretend she doesn't know Them until she Requires scratches again#or you may get a rock which she will hand to you personally#perhaps a Recently extracted fuel tank appears near you. a small one of course. come on drink its contents. its still warm#but you may only pet when she wants otherwise you might lose an arm. even if you are her friend#the only one allowed for Sudden pets and hugs and overall affection is op but she Still gets some brand new scars (that will heal fast dw)#lol me estoy sacando todo esto del culo lo siento ajshdajhg#la imagen del gatito pez se me hizo muy linda
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#she’s so silly#divorce#simone wake up and send those papers#first the dog thing and now this#being put into a coma would be the last straw for me personally#yellowjackets#yellowjackets text posts#incorrect yellowjackets#yellowjackets memes#yj memes#yj crack#van palmer#taivan#lauren ambrose
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Westerosi-sonas are so funny like. I’m gonna input myself into the most crapsack world ever. I’m gonna reform the canon so I can imagine myself as the minor lord of a shitty keep. This is Harlan he got sent to the wall for sodomy and lost all of his toes to frostbite. Here’s Aenon he was murdered like saint Sebastian during the blackfyre rebellions. Wynnafred is a repressed lesbian married into the riverlands ofc and will fall in love with a tomboy daughter of a high lord before dying of Woman in ASOIAF Disease
#asoiaf#asoiaf shitposting#like the dragon rider ocs are yeah whatever#give me that miserable shit#me personally I like my sonas to suffer a bit#one of them is the youngest Baratheon daughter and married off by Stannis for an alliance in the north she’s Miserable and Lesbian#another is Roose’s only living heir and literally a Cassandra figure she watches the red wedding unfold in her dreams and then irl#the crack in her sanity rivals the Grand Canyon#also it has to be riverlands if you want tragedy#thems the rules
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Jayce: "You used me, me and Viktor for Hextech, for power."
Mel: "I'm going to be real with you here. I get that you are mad about your boy turning into a Maniacal Mecha Wizard. But I literally taught you how playing politics works why are you shocked I did my job?"
#arcane#jayce talis#mel madarda#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#Like I get why Jayce is mad they were close but it's literally her job to support causes she thinks will help the city and then use that#power gained when it succeeds to further seek to better the city#it turned out poorly in the end and it was questionable to get so personally close to it maybe but it was still well within the purview#of her literal job?#crack but not really#jayvik#also Jayce resurrected Viktor so its more his fault than it was ever Mel's but obviously he is very upset and not in a good headspace#unpopular opinion
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some more gemstuck designs!
#homestuck#hs#gemstuck#davepetasprite#davepeta#dave strider#nepeta leijon#terezi pyrope#so happy with these gem choices#most people turn terezi into a pyrope gem which is very fair BUT#i wanted to do something a little different#and like CMOOON she's the PERFECT zircon#nepeta as a cat's eye feels so right and her with dave? tigers eye? hell yes#also i did a little dave redesign#the idea in the lore is that dave after he escaped the empire was left with a crack in his gem#dirk as a bismuth is like#fuck#i cant do anything to help you#he can make all these weapons and all these tools for war and destruction but cant help the person he cares about most#so he takes him to pink diamond (fef)#and through some means#a deal or something#dirk gets fef to repair dave#and so he reforms with a new fit!#(and since it's kinda like dave dies it felt appropriate to base his reformed version's outfit on his godtier fit)#more of these incoming btw im having a lot of fun today with them#feel free to send me asks about fusions or characters u want me to see design#no promises ill get to all of them but im having fun#also if u want to ask about lore ur welcome to as well#i have Some things in my mind scoped out
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Still frothing at the mouth at Janeway's pool skills. She sinks every solid in four shots
Babe, I need backstory
#the cloud#star trek voyager#captain kathryn janeway#she is insanely good at pool#and then it's never mentioned again#listen I'm pretty good at pool#I spent entire summers playing by myself#like hours a day every day for 3 months entire summers#but I never got close to her level#so how did she get SO GOOD???#do you know how difficult it is to master a good crack?#the focus the precision... that little scene says SO MUCH about her as a person#rip my pool table I miss it sm
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EVE BEST as FARAH DOWLING in “Fate: The Winx Saga” requested by @unbeleveable
#is she a person i would want to get on the wrong side of? no.#is she a person whose approval i would seek? yes.#and THAT is how you know you've cracked the casting#farah dowling#eve best#my gifs#DO NOT REPOST#fate the winx saga#ftwsedit
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Runt is the younger sister Troy needed and Troy is the hypeman Runt needed send tweet
(Also I have a new HC that the Overseer couldn’t see Blink’s face through the cog mask thing but could see wing tips and chin and kinda assumed Blink looked like Wolverine Hugh Jackman and they were totally gonna co-ordinate something less formal the moment “the right hand” was done hunting down the Inventor)
#runt has a huge family right#she doesnt need a brother figure#but she does need someone who sees her as something more than a kid#and someone who genuinely believes in her and has the ability to kind of Get It#because I dont think Uncle Threestrings really Gets It#and Troy clearly doesnt have a good homelife#at least its implied that things are Not Good with his Dad rn#so he needs that good familial figure in his life#which he gets in the form of Runt leaping on his back and punching him to get his attention#he doesnt need another yes guy or another person who will see him as nothing more than the Lougferd kid#and although Blink also doesnt see him that#way#Blink doesnt have the same reckless abandon Runt#does#hes giving up his spare uniform for her and buying her fake IDs and they bully Blink together and do dumb sibling shit#Runt gets someone who believes in her and Troy gets someone that kinda evokes that softer feeling with him#and doesnt make him dumbassery feel so bad but instead it feels fun#or something#anyway Blink and the Overseer totally had something in a different universe#someone write me a crack fic of their romance thanks#jrwi podcast#jrwi#jrwi wonderlust#jrwi show#just roll with it wonderlust#wonderlust troy#runt wonderlust#just roll with it
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#i imagine gwen is capable of being smug only if the other person is a failboy/failgirl#bc shes a failgirl epitome#ghostbyte#atsv#the ship is cracking#doodles#margo x gwen#gwen stacy#margo kess
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2077. Fight fire with fire.
Later...
"You flatter me."
ship: ice on fire
#cyberpunkaddict.png#oc: hazel jolea#oc: villiam bryant#ship: ice on fire#cyberpunk 2077#female v#fem v friday#virtual photography#cyberpunk 2077 photomode#cyberpunk 2077 screenshots#cyberpunk 2077 oc#fem v#gamingnetwork#femv#cyberpunk v#cyberpunk#videogamewomen#dailyvideogames#cyberpunk 2077 v#dailygaming#storytime#sooo i made a ship name for my ocs but theyre not officially dating until way later but whateverrr#and yes Villiam does date Songbird for a few years until something tragic happened#he was supposed to be with her forever but life sucks sometimes#and Vill and Jolea have been friends since childhood so it kinda just developed naturally u know#and what is the story behind the ship name u ask#Vill is very serious and follows the law blah blah blah and Jolea is pretty much the opposite lol#shes the only person that gets under his skin and makes him crack and loosen up and they make each other better people aww#happy Friyay!#q
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TMagP Fluff Spoilers Below:
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Reminder that this is canon, and I will overanalyze it, dammit!
Ok, so what was going on with Alice's ex?
Or rather, what's going on with Alice's brother??
They do the whole "she was on drugs" thing, but Jon said the same thing about literally everybody.
There's no telling if this was pre or post transition for Alice, which could be a factor, but hard to say.
We know they're probably not identical twins, since Alice refers to Luke as her "younger brother". So unless she's being pedantic about sliding out first, then they wouldn't be identical.
Siblings can look alike, but alike enough that an ex would lose it like this? Even on drugs, that's weird.
But also remember how Darien referred to his alternate self when they first met.
Also really weird that Sam has yet to see Luke again, since he couldn't make the show. The one person who would know if something was off having probably met Luke a long time ago. And since Sam didn't know about the girlfriend trying to stab Luke, that must have happened sometime since they had last seen each other.
And now Sam isn't here, and neither is Colin. The only two people who could have noticed something amiss if Luke shows up again.
Idk, something is up with Luke. I wonder if we'll hear more of him in S2
#my absolute crack theory is Luke is a pre-transition Alice from another universe#but I have 0 idea if that's right#I just know something is up with him#and now Alice is gonna need comfort and Luke is probably the only person she can trust on the outside#assuming Teddy doesn't have long either#pls not Teddy I'm scared#tmagp fluff#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#alice dryer#luke dyer#tmagp theory#demirambles
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No, Microsoft Word, upon consideration I don't think my audience will be offended by my use of the word "fuck". My intended audience is queers, teenagers, and queer teenagers, all of whom seem to be absolutely fucking delighted by my use of the word "fuck".
#writer problems#writers on tumblr#writeblr#my protagonist is 16 and a product if the foster system#she also has the personality of a feral cat in a wet sack#she definitely says “fuck”#update the audience now includes my 11yo nephew known on here as#uranium nephew#and his mother will definitely want to know what he's reading#guess we'll see which cracks first#her desire to not acknowledge the queerness of certain family members#or her desire to pretend her children don't know the fun words#to which i can only say#well FUCK
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recently i've been thinking about rowan omondi in terms of the "supportive black best friend" trope. i've had this idea for a while that it would be interesting to see a story that deals specifically with the psychological effects of being the designated "support friend", especially in cases where that character addressing/expressing their own emotions and advocating for themself would be stigmatised because of their race... and obviously, rowan fits into this neatly, actively repressing and refusing to talk about his feelings because he isn't usually given this sort of support by his friends, it's usually him who's supporting them. and i guess on a metatextual level, once he begins to address his own emotional repression and step down from that support role, you could view it as him becoming cognisant of his own role as the "supportive black best friend".
#iwbft#rowan omondi#this post is absolutely cracked because it's my personal theory/lens/interpretation/story idea that i have literally never shared before#and then applied (as if it's a well-established interpretation/lens) to someone who is. not the main character of his respective work#and listen. we all love rowan. i just think ive thought about him way more than most people#i'm thoroughly uncertain of whether i've explained myself properly here. idk how much the conjecture of rowan's arc post-iwbft#is common sense to other people. and stuff like that#BUT! i hope you enjoy this post nonetheless#i would also like to say this isn't a criticism of IWBFT. i dont think alice was at all ignorant of the role she was writing rowan into#by making him an overly-supportive friend who also happens to be black#(in fact i think the specific way rowan's emotional repression displays itself is a deliberate subversion of what would otherwise be#a very archetypical role for a black character)#yea. im just positing a lens im not levying criticism at IWBFT or alice#osemanverse#thunder rambles#(these thoughts actually first came about when corinna brown was first talking abt tara's arc in s3. and then i thought about it again#when i watched timestalker and jacob anderson's character basically just gives up being the support character at the end LMFAO)
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