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spikeyeels · 27 days ago
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Get you a woman who can do both:
Serve and Be Evil
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notaplaceofhonour · 6 months ago
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“cunty Amanda Waller isn’t real; she can’t hurt you”
Suicide Squad Isekai:
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gurlu · 2 months ago
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A rift in reality, displaying a vision of a future that could be...
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footballandfiasco · 2 months ago
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i need you all to know that remina chiba from frankfurt's womens team scored a hattrick within 4!!! minutes today
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inbabylontheywept · 5 months ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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swan2swan · 6 months ago
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
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muffinlance · 8 months ago
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago
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License to Kitty.
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quixoticprince · 2 months ago
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
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Based on this post thread
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scubaby · 11 months ago
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me making my ocs kiss is an advanced form of making my barbies kiss when i was 6. if only kid me could see me now
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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10 years later
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domesticatedmeatpig · 3 days ago
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what if.. microwave popcorn bag furry
i drew this just for you anon
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ceilidho · 1 month ago
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apocalypse au but it's Soap who's desperate for companionship and touch starved to the point of delusion
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protoctist · 11 months ago
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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)
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miscellaneousrenaissant · 10 months ago
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chloesimaginationthings · 13 days ago
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Toy chica and Abby are gonna be besties in FNAF 2
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