#she big mad

[desb3ar]

des was overworking herself and miguel had enough. he tried to reason with her, not letting her go out to another mission since she wasnt fit for duty.

des wouldn’t listen, but was then pulled into a tight embrace… only thing she felt was four needles piercing her neck, then she couldn’t feel anything at all.

by any means necessary, miguel wanted to keep her safe.

(the veins aren’t a symptom to the venom, she’s just angry and can’t express that.)

[bravopotato]

[kirythestitchwitch]

'Necromancing the Stone' snippet

This is my Necromancer!Caroline fic with exes to lovers Klaroline.

She was halfway to her mug of coffee when her house wards shivered, followed quickly by a knock on her door. Reaching for the feeling, she tasted the magic of the person waiting on her stoop. Both dead and alive, it was like nothing she had felt before and also oddly familiar, an odd contradiction. Not unlike Enzo’s grave dust presence, but moon-drenched in the earth. The magic called to her like a howl through the deep woods, something wild, something lethal. 

They waited politely enough for something so dangerous, just barely pressed on the edge of her door wards to alert her of their presence. The parameter wards that looked for the intent to cause harm hadn’t gone off, but Caroline hadn’t gotten to her age by being incautious. Inanely, she wished for her slippers–discarded under her work table–as she padded to the front door and peeked through the peephole. 

The man on her front porch had his back to her while he looked up at the woods that butted up against the front of her property. Her dirt driveway wound through them from the main road up to the garage, and it was free of vehicles of any kind. He was presumably alone, a medium-sized blue pastry box held in one hand. There was something achingly familiar in the breadth of his shoulders in his black coat, the relaxed stance in dark jeans and well broken in boots. She studied the back of his head, his hair a shade that wasn’t sure if it was blond or brown. Slim build, not too much taller than her.

Who the fuck was on her doorstep?

Caroline shoved the sleeves of her chunky cream sweater up her arms and pulled an aneurysm to the fingertips of her right hand, jerking the door open. “Excuse you, but my consultation hours are clearly stated on–” He turned to face her, and she froze at the sight of a face she had never expected to see again. A smile curved the lips that time had not let her forget, and she watched in numb fascination as gold bled into his irises.

“On your website?” He trailed his eyes from the messy bun keeping her blonde hair out of her face, down her cable-knit sweater and fleece-lined leggings to her wool socked feet. The gold faded back to familiar blue as he met her eyes again, his gaze no less warm for the lack. “Yes, well, I did bring a peace offering.” He made a small gesture with the box.

“Klaus,” she whispered hoarsely. There was an odd ringing in her ears and she blinked a few times. No, he was still there.

“Yes,” he said, almost reassuringly. 

Her eyes dropped to the box. “That’s for me?” Her voice sounded funny. Klaus was starting to look a little concerned, which was weird because Klaus didn’t do concerned.

“I understand that they’re your favorite,” he said with a self-deprecating little shrug in acknowledgement of what he had always called ‘information gathering’ and she had always called ‘stalking.’

Her hands moved forward as emotion started to seep in, and he placed the box in them. Klaus stepped back carefully and pushed his hands into his jean pockets. “Caroline, I wanted to–”

She stepped back and slammed the door in his face so hard the windows rattled. For good measure, she twisted the deadbolt, and it slid home loudly.

“Plan C then,” she heard him mutter quietly, with an odd note of relief in his voice. “Go away, Klaus!” She put her back against the door as if that would add to her defenses. The anger was well and truly riding her, and her hands trembled slightly against the box. Scowling at it, she noted the logo of her favorite bakery. In Paris. Okay, maybe she wouldn’t throw the box out.

[timelordpropaganda]

I do NOT have a problem with the color magenta!

I have a problem with it when paired in a disgusting way with other colors!

[yippee-optimistically]

messed up on bobettes size in comparisson 2 the rest of the holidays.. ive literally never played dandys world but that comic on tiktok by poilubsu (whatever this is) was so peak i couldnt stop myself from going deeper in2 the fandom. somehow a few of these designs r already slightly outdated to how i draw them ?? mostly the commons (SHRIMPO.) but it was still sooo much fun. due to rarity i only drew commons thru rares as post-twisting

misc doodles. i have such bad favoritism for shrimpo. and the number of drawing im holding from u bc its a rarepair is heartbreaking. maybe later !!!

ALSO. been really wanting to actually get into the game. but i do NOT play roblox EVER so if anyone has like. good dw server recs for beginners/first timers.. preferably not toooo big.. or just dm me !! also open to just making some fun fandom buddies :0)

EDITING TO SAY i have found a server !!! but you are still free to dm if you wanna be friends lol

had to come back and edit in some ms paint doodles

[lgbtlunaverse]

"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

[connor-mark-ii]

He's actually not sure how to respond to that. His mind was racing but quickly tried to reign it in. He imitated taking a calming breath.

"It is, and more. I never understood until I became one, but now I would never go back the way I was."

"It's been awhile."

Her lips are pursed. Her statement is neither friendly or casual, but a stark reminder of his betrayal.

"So, tell me; is deviancy what you thought it'd be?"

[blu3b3rrin]

uhhh parkciv ate my brain so i jumped for the cringeass yaoi

EDIT: minecraft but i read yuri in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION (this comic is loosely based on this fic ↓) https://archiveofourown.org/works/59668831/comments/839813416

[kingkatsuki]

Do your blorbos ever look at each other inside your blorbo mansion and wonder “what the fuck is that guy doing here?”

[minionsuncle]

Kipperlily..?

[duckysprouts]

but brother part 11: a wild raven has appeared!

10 bucks say his ass is not listening and will not heed good constructive advice

[dewwshi]

The people demand more Minlach. ( please more we are desperate and your art of them is so good 🥺🥺🥺)

🫡

my beautiful yuri... sooo critical to me that minthara 1. fell first 2. fell harder. something abt the idea of this self-avowed villain being utterly and inexplicably smitten with the sweetest nicest golden retriever girl in the world

[elodieunderglass]

(Killie the jockey OC and his coworkers)

(Killie is absurdly strong! but also - this is important, listen up, Rossa - the instructions are written on the cap)

(As a dual champion flat and jump jockey, Killie is capable of opening jars and also immune to the lure of the single grape)

[welcometogrouchland]

Was skimming through some Dixon era BoP for no particular reason and came across a scene where 3 DIFFERENT MEN (Dick Grayson, Ted Kord and Jason Bard) all show up to Babs' door at almost exactly the same time bc they're all in love with her.

Birds of Prey (1999) #19

Which is, A) really funny on its own and B) actually extremely based from a representational view. Oracle was important as disability rep in comics for a lot of reasons, one of which being that she got mad bitches in her wheelchair. She had too much swag and they had to kill her

[jacqcrisis]

I like how in the first game, Aphrodite is like 'Mm Charon? Oh, cool, yeah, you bought my boon from the boatman and his nasty trash :/ As least he's a greedy weirdo, otherwise I couldn't make head or tails of him.'

And now she's all 'oh Charon! I love him. He's so tall and strong. Of course who wouldn't fantasize about him coming to your aid~'

I like to believe that this is because, as the goddess of love, she couldn't figure out a damn thing about Charon since he's in the underworld, and, canonically, the Olympians can't feel what's going on down there. But then she saw Hermes slobbering all over him at the post-game party, and after god knows how long with Charon and Hermes being topside and pining completely platonically over each other due to their separation, she's realized Charon is a prime cut of grade A Beef as she should have centuries ago.

I'm very proud of her.

[rabbiraccoon]

After reading this I now picture a Cassie who is just so fed up of everything you've put her through in your AU's that she dug up the Time Matrix in order to track you down

What are the odds Cassie 'somehow remembers other theoretical timelines' also somehow knew about the timeloop that Jake and Ardek and Tom got stuck in?

I love the idea that, after that AU, Jake and Tom roll up to Cassie's house like:

Jake: So this is going to sound wild, but I think I was in a time loop?

Cassie: Oh yeah, I know.

Jake: Wait, what?

Cassie: Yeah, I... remember it? It's a whole weird thing, anyway you were saying.

Jake: You remember something that never happened to you?

Cassie: To be honest it was pretty boring.

Tom: So you morph, your girlfriend's psychic, anything else I should know about?

Cassie: Sub-temporally grounded, not psychic.

Tom: ....... You know what, I'll be in the car.