#but shhhh i want the charmes explanation. i was that to be valid. its funny to me
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I like how in the first game, Aphrodite is like 'Mm Charon? Oh, cool, yeah, you bought my boon from the boatman and his nasty trash :/ As least he's a greedy weirdo, otherwise I couldn't make head or tails of him.'
And now she's all 'oh Charon! I love him. He's so tall and strong. Of course who wouldn't fantasize about him coming to your aid~'
I like to believe that this is because, as the goddess of love, she couldn't figure out a damn thing about Charon since he's in the underworld, and, canonically, the Olympians can't feel what's going on down there. But then she saw Hermes slobbering all over him at the post-game party, and after god knows how long with Charon and Hermes being topside and pining completely platonically over each other due to their separation, she's realized Charon is a prime cut of grade A Beef as she should have centuries ago.
I'm very proud of her.
#hades game#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#charon hades#aphrodite hades#charmes#im blaming hermes for aphrodite being on the skull man lovers train#i think it would also be funny if shes playing it up more to make hermes mad#because i feel like she would find making the guy she slept with worried she's going to steal the guy he wants to sleep with funny#the actual reason might be that supergiant didnt realize how big of a fan favorite charon would be#so now they are course correcting with the goddess of love#but shhhh i want the charmes explanation. i was that to be valid. its funny to me
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