#she DOES need a slap and i just dont think he needs to apologise

[bedforddanes75]

My love for Matty wouldn’t change. Yes he made a mistake (bad one to be in fact) I’m frustrated that he can’t keep his mouth shut about topics. Glad he deleted it, and apologized not once, but multiple times in her DMS. People on TWT make me sick to my stomach.

what im saying! but also i dont get how his mistake as in azealia banks is that bad. hes fucking right for it. it definitely wasnt the right way to do it but to be one hundred percent honest i just dont care. yes she should be ignored but lmfao she should also die but neither of those things are ever gonna happen. i just hope he blocks her

[princessbrunette]

i dont remember if you said you watched enough of community to reference this episode, but annie has like a public temper tantrum about not getting her way and its fascinated me since i watched it. like she was thrashing and whining about how she was better and it wasnt fair etc etc. you think rafe's girl would be capable of acting out like that or does he have you on a tight leash

this is the scene he’s talking about guys hehe

first of all i expressed this in dms but combining annie who is literally me as a character and rafe was a genius decision and im tongue fucking your brain for that.

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he’d like to think he’s got you on a tight leash, hand on the back of your neck giving it a warning squeeze when you act up in public. pulling you to a corner to give you a little slap on the cheek and say “hey, m’not playin’ around tonight, a’ight? behave yourself.” giving your hair a little tug to shut you up when need be.

however, when things are too much and the emotions are too strong — you’ll brave any punishment or poor treatment from your boyfriend to fully just have a meltdown on him. it’s uncontrollable, and once it starts it can’t stop. you’re standing in the centre of the country club all of a sudden wailing at him, smacking at his chest, pushing and hitting. there’s tears down your face as he tries to hoist you up to drag you away but you wriggle free until you’re protesting on the ground, thrashing and screaming. people clutch their pearls, wondering if something awful happened to have you behaving this way, and rafe is just about ready to explode.

with the strength of someone capable of snapping your neck there and then to shut you up, rafe thrusts your body up into his arms and over his shoulder as you continue to kick and cry like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum. he practically throws you into his truck and forces the seatbelt over your body before gripping your face.

“hey, hey you fuckin’ stop that right now alright? you pull that shit on me ever again and i’ll leave you on the floor of the country club to embarrass you. i-i don’t know what the hell has gotten into you but you cut that shit out now, do you understand— right now!” he roars, and it’s enough to soften your cries to gentle sniffles, pulling your knees to your chin on the seat. he runs his hands over his red face and pushes his hair back before returning his gaze to you.

“now what the hell was that about, huh? and if you start yelling again, so help me god i will give you somethin’ to really fuckin’ cry about.”

he absolutely walks you around to apologise to everyone individually the next time you go to the country club, not even bothering to hide the grip he has on the back of your neck as he does so. you can act up all you want, but you won’t embarrass him like that again. or hey, maybe he’ll walk you back in straight after your tantrum whilst you look all messed up— just to humiliate you the way he feels you deserve.

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[traekenimagines]

For Her: A Theo Raeken Imagine

Request from Anon: Hii I wanted to request one ,where reader sees Liam as a little brother since he got bitten,always looking out for him ,very protective of him and his friends ,to the point of scolding anyone that messes with him even Theo (which is why if they have something to say to Liam they dont do it in front of reader), but Liam's been acting a little rebellious lately treating reader bad and in a mission he yells at reader,and calls something insulting ,so she feels bad and when she is alone with Theo she starts crying about it , and Theo gets pissed ,and confronts Liam saying if he does that ever again he was going to kick his ass and how Liam was such a fool for treating her that way when reader cares so much about him that sometimes even made Theo jealous and that Liam should apologize which he does and the reader forgives him I love your blog I hope you can make this for me🙏🙏

Hope this is okay for you lovely, and enjoy x 

Theo was pretty sure that he was going to kill Liam Dunbar.

He had never really been on a particularly good terms with the beta, but had put up with him for Y/N’s sake. Liam had been like a little brother to Theo’s girlfriend, and Theo had always noticed how close they were. He made sure never to mess with the werewolf around her, knowing from experience how badly she could scold anyone who did.

But recently, Liam’s and Y/N’s relationship had been a little strained. Theo hadn’t said anything about it, but it was difficult not to notice the tension between the two, the way that Y/N hadn’t been smiling like she usually did.

Then the other night, Y/N had finally broken.

Theo had held her as she cried into his shoulder, stroking her hair and whispering words of endearment in an attempt to reassure her. He would have done anything to make her feel better, done anything for her full stop, and he hated seeing the way she was so upset. “What happened?”

She drew back from him, sniffing. “Liam.”

Just the name had Theo’s blood boiling, and he was surprised that steam wasn’t emanating from him as Y/N explained to him what had happened. Liam had been out on a mission with her and in an effort to protect him, Y/N had been the result of Liam’s anger. He had snapped at her for being so overbearing, and called her words that Theo couldn’t even think about without wanting to kill something.

He comforted Y/N, waiting for her to fall asleep until he began rehearsing just what he was going to say to Scott’s beta. He hated seeing her so upset, hated that it was one of the people she loved most that had caused her sadness.

He would talk to Liam the following day, and he would make sure that the beta would understand just how much of an idiot he had been.

Sure enough, when Theo was alone with Liam after a mission the next day, he cashed in on his promise to himself. “We need to talk.” Theo’s tone was stern, and for a moment, he could have sworn he saw fear in Liam’s eyes.

“About?”

“About the way you treated Y/N.”

“That’s none of your business.” Liam turned his back on Theo and the chimera resisted the urge to rip his throat out. Instead, he grabbed Liam by the shoulder, turning him around. He grabbed him by the front of his shirt and pushed him against the wall. “What the Hell, Theo?”

“It is my business. She’s my girlfriend and last night, she cried herself to sleep. So yeah, we’re going to talk about how you’ve been treating her.” Theo knew there was a murderous rage in his eyes, but he didn’t care, not as he continued. “She does everything for you. She actually cares about you, which I’m pretty sure not a lot of people have done. Sometimes, I’ve even been jealous of the way she worries about you. And you treat her like she’s nothing because she saved your life? Because you’re a stubborn asshole who can’t let go of his ego for a second? What the Hell is wrong with you?”

There was silence for a moment as Theo let go of Liam’s shirt.

“Is she really that upset?” Liam’s voice was timid, clearly concerned about the consequences of his actions.

“Yeah, she is.”

Liam seemed to contemplate Theo’s words before answering. “I should probably apologise, shouldn’t I?”

“You should.” Both men turned at Y/N’s voice. There was a mixture of exhaustion and relief on her face, and Theo felt his heart soften as he looked at her. He watched as Liam walked over to her, listening as the beta apologised for his earlier behaviour. 

Theo smiled as Y/N hugged Liam, and as the beta walked back past him, Theo held out his fist. As Liam made to bump it, Theo grabbed his arm and whispered in his ear. “You ever hurt her again, I’ll come for you, you understand me?”

Liam nodded, and Theo slapped him on the back. “Good.” 

He couldn’t help but notice how quickly Liam seemed to leave the two of them.

Theo was conscious of Y/N wrapped her arms around him from behind, breathing her in when she rested her head on his shoulder. “You didn’t have to do that for me.”

Theo turned in her grip, cupping her cheeks. “Yeah, but I love you. And as a result, I’d kind of do anything for you.”

Y/N’s smile returned to her face, and Theo didn’t realise just how much he had missed it. It was true what he said – he would have done anything for her as long as he loved her.

And he would love her until the end of his days.

Masterlist

[crossdressingdeath]

You are being a bit too hard on JYL. While she wasn't a perfect sister, she was also a victim to her parents dysfunctional relationship and she was only 2 years older than the boys. She was a poor cultivator and had a very weak constitution. She also had no political power despite her high birth. I'm pretty sure she never got any apologies for any of the slights against her character and on the pheonix mountain scene doesn't Jin Zixun storm off and then madam jin completely dismisses the situation as JYL being silly? Madam Jin loves JYL but I would say she doesn't respect her. JGS doesn't respect Madam Jin either so even if JYL went to her, nothing would be done. However JZXuan does invite WWX genuinely so I would say JYL was trying to improve WWX's situation as much as she could. As for not giving any financial support, she was completely dependent on JC and then the Jins, so I dont see how she could have helped there. Also I could totally see JC selling JYL to the Jins to appease JGS so she could be used as a political hostage against WWX.

Some points, in no particular order: First off, Madam Jin for sure respects JYL. Yeah, she dismisses JZXun insulting WWX (that’s important; he’s insulting WWX, a glorified servant, not JYL) because WWX is just a servant, but when JYL says that this isn’t a minor thing to her Madam Jin orders JZXun to apologise. To a servant. To appease JYL. That suggests the opposite of what you’re saying; it suggests that Madam Jin adores and respects JYL enough that she’ll force her family to lower themselves to the level of a man viewed by the Jins as a servant for her sake. And if she’s prepared to do that, maybe she could be convinced to do other things! Like... I don’t know, send servants to buy some food at market that can then be sent to Yiling? Or, alternately, JYL could ask the adoring husband who will give her anything she wants for money which she could then send to Yiling. And if she doesn’t trust anyone from Lanling (or Yunmeng; if she can ask JC to bring her to Yiling she can ask him to deliver some money) enough to think they could be persuaded to help her out with this, including the brother who she knows knows the Wens and WWX are innocent, then that raises a whole bunch of other questions about things like why the fuck she trusted anything the Jiangs and Jins said about WWX.

In fact, that’s kind of the issue here. Everything about her being dependant on JC and then the Jins raises an important question: if she, as she seems to, doesn’t doubt that JC and the Jins are being honest in their dealings with WWX... then why doesn’t she ask them to help him? Why doesn’t she even try? She goes to the Burial Mounds with JC and sees how badly things are going for WWX... and doesn’t feel the need to question whatever story JC gave her about what WWX was doing?

See, that’s the problem at the end of the day. It’s not about whether JYL could have done anything (although I’d say she could’ve done more than she did), it’s about whether or not she tried. Which... there’s no evidence she did. She brings WWX soup one time, but there’s no evidence that she tried to send him and his people actual supplies, or the means to acquire those supplies on their own. She convinces JZX to invite WWX to JL’s one month anniversary, but JZX is still assuming that WWX is the aggressor even though at least in CQL JYL knows for a fact he’s not and should have told him that. She shows up in her fucking wedding dress talking about her approaching marriage to the son of the man who’s in the process of ruining WWX’s life and there isn’t a single word that implies she’s at all unhappy with this situation; while I did say that JC could have forced her to marry JZX against her will there is no evidence that that was in fact the case and it looks more like he was just doing what she wanted him to. (Honestly the wedding dress thing in general is like... on the surface it’s a sweet gesture, and I’m sure that’s what she meant it as, but if you think about it her showing up in the dress WWX won’t be able to see her get married in to give him enough soup to keep a couple people fed for maybe a day when he’s got fifty starving civilians up that mountain and let him name the nephew he’s never going to get to meet and talk about her marriage into the family that’s currently running a massive smear campaign to get WWX killed and then leaving and as far as we see never trying to help him after that beyond wrangling him an invite to an event that clearly no one wants him at besides her is such a slap in the face whether that was intentional on her part or not that I’m surprised it doesn’t get talked about more.)

Look, JYL may be a woman in a patriarchal society and a weak cultivator, but it does not follow that she has no power. Or that no one respects her or is willing to apologise to her for slights against her, for that matter. She’s the sister of a sect leader. The wife of a sect heir. Even if she failed to actually achieve anything, the fact is that her lack of suspicion towards her family (by birth and marriage) and their actions in regards to WWX’s situation makes it pretty obvious to me that either she asked them to help or look further into the matter and didn’t feel the need to question why the only person willing to so much as make an attempt was her husband... or she didn’t ask at all. And the latter seems more likely, given how we see her react to conflict between her brothers; it’s “boys will be boys” and “they’re just teasing, they’re as bad as each other” all the way down, even when JC is threatening WWX with his literal worst fear or telling him that the children of servants will never amount to anything. JYL will defend WWX from outsiders, but the second he’s being targeted by JC she just decides everything’s fine. Maybe she really couldn’t have helped him! Maybe bringing him a bowl of soup and pretending everything was fine really was all she could do! But given there’s no mention either from her or from the narration itself that she so much as tried to do more... Well, it raises questions, and the fact that those questions are never brought up in this fandom means that I perhaps feel the need to be a little firmer on this point than I might be otherwise.

[chuckbass-love]

Why Him? | Ransom Drysdale | Part 9

A/N : Here is part 9, this is a shorter part. 

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Why Him? MASTERLIST

Ransom’s POV

I wake up to a loud knocking on my front door, i sit up and look to the other side of my California king bed to find that Claudia isn’t there. I shove on some boxers and head down. I hear the door open and a familiar voice. My mother’s voice. “Ransom honey, there you are. We’ve been calling you” i roll my eyes as i kiss Claudia’s forehead “Morning doll” she smiles “Morning”. 

“Ransom, don’t ignore your mother please” dad pipes up “I don’t have anything to say” i walk off into the lounge, sitting down on the couch. “Ransom, last night was horrible. We need to sort it” Claudia offers them both coffee to which they decline “No thank you sweetie. Ransom, we feel bad about letting it happen and best believe your grandfather gave them a stern talking to” words that come out of their mouths mean hardly anything to me anymore. 

“I couldn’t care less how they speak to me at this point mom, it’s Claudia that deserves an apology. They treated her as if she was some hooker that i bought home. Like trash. She’s my girlfriend for Christ sake” Claudia walks over to me, sitting beside me, her hands resting on mine. Calming me down instantly. “Claudia do you mind if we have a word with you in private?” wearing nothing but my cable knit sweater and booty shorts that are showing way too much ass, she heads over, they lead her into another room.

Claudia’s POV

“I’m so sorry about how my my brother behaved last night. His behaviour was unacceptable and we’re sorry you didn’t get the welcome you deserved” Linda explains. I can see the embarrassment on her face. “He warned me this would happen. I didn’t quite understand him as a person until last night. I feel bad for him knowing he’s had that negative impact for god knows how long” she nods her head in agreement.

 “You’re absolutely right. We’ve been dealing with this for as long as i can remember. He has a way of getting under people’s  skin sometimes which is no excuse for how things went down. Walt’s outburst was completely unprovoked and we want to make it up to you. Would you be willing to convince him to come over today?” i sigh “I’ve seen how you are with him in the short time that i have seen you together. You managed to calm him down just now and last night the way you defended him. I can see he’s besotted” she pleads some more. I take a deep breath “I’ll try my best but no guarantees” she leans in for a hug and so does Richard. “The mansion, 2 hours. Hope to see yu there” they walk away, bidding Ransom a quick goodbye before leaving.

“What did they have say for themselves?” he scoffs as he gets himself a drink in the kitchen where i’m stood. “They were apologising, asking if we would go back round in 2 hours, to try again” he shakes his head. “No way, i’m not letting them take another whack at you” i cup his face with my hands “Please, just try. Plus like you said, i can hold my own” a smile forms onto his lips. I kiss him passionately “Please Ransom” he breathes out, turning his head away before agreeing. “But if it gets heated. We leave” i kiss him once again. “Deal”.

He grabs onto my ass with a tight grip “Those shorts might as well be panties, your ass is hanging out” i wink at him “Well you like the view dont you?” he chuckles “That i do, doll”.

We get ready and i decide on a no make-up look this time around. I’m too lazy to bother.

We pull up to the mansion and we both get out to make our way inside. “Ransom, Claudia. You came” i greet them all with a fake smile. Trying my best to hold my tongue. I greet Harlan with a hug. “Come, sit down in the lounge” he invites. I take a seat in-between Joni and Donna. Ransom sits on the arm chair opposite me. he flashes me a wink when we lock eyes. 

“So... what was the invite for?” he asks, intrigued to see what they want. “I think some people here have something to say to you both” Ransom looks at Walt, whose head is bowed. “I’m sorry about my actions last night, it wasn’t acceptable” he looks up at Ransom who just glares at him. 

“I couldn’t care less about how you speak of me. It’s not me you should be apologising to” he nods towards me. Walt looks my way “Claudia, i apologises for my actions last night. I never set out to upset you. Can we please start fresh?” i can see Ransom smirking, i take it Walt never apologises. 

I fake a smile “I won’t say that your actions were okay but i can move past them and start a fresh” he smiles and we all go to move on but Ransom stops us. “Meg, are you going to apologise” she furrows her brows at him. “Don’t think i didn’t hear you laughing at Walt’s comments and you Joni” Joni denies it. “Ransom, whatever you thought you heard, you’re wron-” he rolls his eyes “Up your ass Joni” my eyes widen as they get into a domestic. “I might have laughed and for that i apologise Claudia but my mom didn’t” she swears. “Matter of fact, eat shit” i stand up from my seat and pull ransom out of the room. He continues to make comments as i pull him away. 

“Babe, you promised to behave” i drag him into Harlan’s study. “Why did you pull me away?” i push him against the door. “Will you quit the attitude” he pulls me closer “Oh you wanna get rough doll?” he raises a brow and i pull away from his grasp. “No, this is merely me putting you in your place. They have apologised. As much as i hate how they acted i’m not about to have your family hate me” he walks closer to me. “Okay, i’ll try. i promise. Can we just get this meeting over with” i unlock the door and we return to our seats. Linda gives me a surprised look when Ransom apologises for wrongfully accusing Joni. What can i say, i’m like magic.

I check my phone for the time to discover that it’s 9:00pm. We ended up staying for lunch and then eventually dinner. They got monopoly out and i can’t resist a good board game. Me and Ransom decide to leave being as i’m back at work tomorrow and i need an early night. I say goodbye to everyone and we head out to the beamer. “What time are you in work tomorrow doll?” he grips my thigh “I’m in at 8:30 why?” he looks at me occasionally as he responds “I just wondered if you wanted to stay at mine tonight. I can take you to work and pick you up”  all my stuff is at my place “I can’t all my clothes are at mine but you can stay at mine though” he agrees and we arrive at his place so i can collect my stuff and some clothes for him.

Ransom’s POV

I head upstairs as soon as we get to Claudia’s place so i can shower before we head to bed, she stays downstairs in the kitchen to have a hot drink. I wash my hair and body quickly before i step out, wrapping a towel around my waist. As i come out to go to her room i hear giggling coming from downstairs. “James, omg no. You don’t understand, it’s massive. The man ruins me” i smirk to myself, knowing full well what she’s talking about as i head to go change.

I dry off, putting some boxers on and i make my way downstairs. I hear her laughing again, almost as if she’s having a fit. “On a scale of 1-10 how good is the sex?” she shushes him “Be quiet, he could overhear. I’d say over 10. You don’t understand. It’s like he’s a porn star or some shit. And that dick just drives me crazy” i see her blushing as i poke my head round the corner. “You totally love him” she waves him off. “I don’t but it’s definitely heading that way. He’s not like Jordan at all. He’s kind and caring and he fucks me so good. I just- i really think he’s the one” i can’t believe what i’m hearing. She’s falling hard. Hearing her admit it causes a huge cheesy smile to form on my lips.

I wait a couple of minutes before strolling into the kitchen. “Hey” i lean down to kiss her forehead, playing coy and pretending not to notice the FaceTime call that she’s on. “Ransom, this is my best friend James, James meet my boyfriend Ransom Drysdale” she wraps her arms around my torso as i stand there, chatting away to James.

He starts telling me some embarrassing stories of their drunken antics. Making me laugh so loud. Like the time he said that she swore at a nun in the street after bottomless brunch. “I was hoping you’d forget that” she pouts. “So, when do we all get to meet you in person Ransom?” i shrug, looking down at her. “Whenever this one is free, i’ll be available” we say goodbye to James and Claudia finishes her drink before locking up. 

“Swearing at a nun huh? not so very sweet and innocent doll” she slaps me playfully as we walk up the stairs. “I was highly intoxicated” i desperately wanna bring up what i heard but i think it’s best to leave it.

She brushes her teeth and does her skin care routine then she joins me in bed. “I hope you don’t mind the early wake up call” she checks “It’s fine, i’ll drop you off and then head back to mine for the day to do some work before i come get you” she smiles, leaning down to kiss me. “As long as you’re sure it’s no trouble?” i kiss her again “It’s honestly not” she sets her alarms for the morning and we lie down. I kiss her slowly, gliding my tongue across her bottom lip, asking for entrance. This kiss isn’t like the other ones we’ve had. There’s more passion there. I pull away and we decide it’s best to stop. I don’t want to get carried away with her. I plant a kiss on her forehead “Goodnight baby” she lays on my chest, closing her eyes “goodnight”.

[toms-littlegirl]

Don't leave pt.2 | HarryH. x Reader angst

A/N: Hey, so here's the second part of Don't leave. A day late but it's there. If you have any requests, send them I'd love to write more.

Let me know if you liked it

Part one

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Warning: angst (my heart ached writing this), protective!Tom and Haz

Taglist: @asmilinghopelessromantic

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Harry pov.

Harry knew he fucked up when he saw Tom walking towards him with a grim look on his face, he just didn't know how he fucked up.

"You're such an idiot", Tom said, smacking the back of Harry's head.

"Ow, what did you do that for?"

"You know damn well what you did you dickhead."

"Okay, will you please calm down and explain, maybe it's just a misunderstanding", Harry tried to calm his brother. He didn't know what happened, they were just joking around and then Tom got a call. His eyes widened.

"A misunderstanding? So you accidentally left your crying girlfriend in another country, thinking you dont love her anymore?"

Now Harry understood, y/n was practically part of the family, they went on vacations together even before Harry and y/n became a thing.

"What? No! I wouldn't, no. She knows I love her."

"Does she? Harrison is with her now and he told me she was crying her eyes out. Mate, what did you do?"

That's when Harry broke down, tears flowing down his cheeks.

"I messed up. Tom. I messed up, I dont deserve her. I just- I thought that's what I want to do. This right here", Harry sobbed and no matter how mad Tom wanted to be at his brother, he was still his brother, so he pulled him into a hug.

"It just doesn't feel right without her. I never thought about it this way, I thought she was so supportive she wouldn't mind"

Tom shook his head, "Harry do you even hear yourself sometimes? Y/n is the most supportive person you could ever find, every other girl would have dumped your sorry ass months ago. She loves you so much, that she let's you go all the time, no matter how much it hurts her. Harry, I guess the time has come where it hurt too much."

Harry looked at Tom, panic written all over his face, "No, no no no. Tom, I- I can't lose her Tom. I can't through us away. Tom I'm so stupid. I should be a better boyfriend. Tom I need to go home."

Tom sighed, trying to hide the small smile on his lips, at least his brother came to his senses, "I know you do, that's why I booked you a ticket home. Your flight leaves in four hours. I'll cover here for you"

"You're the best, man", Harry hugged his brother again.

"Don't thank me yet, you first go and fix things then we'll talk"

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Harrison had left y/n for the day promising to check on her tomorrow.

The flat was quiet again, but the silence was ringing so loud in her head that she couldn't even hear her own thoughts. Was it even worth staying, even after everything has been said, Harry still left.

Y/n loved Harry so much her heart hurt, she wanted him to live his dream, but is there space for her in it? What if Harry actually didn't love her anymore, just came back because it was a habit.

They've been together seventh grade, when y/n came new into the class. Sure back then it wasn't more than a bit of hand holding and hidden glances during classes, but it developed into something so much more. And that's what made y/n hold onto it so hard, their love was sweet and innocent and it was based on trust.

She loved the Holland family and she wouldn't want to lose Harry and the people who became her second family all at once. Especially now, that since Harry and y/n lived together, her family was a few hours away, not living in London.

And maybe, maybe her and Harry just hit a rough patch. A rough patch that lasted a few months. But maybe, maybe he'll change, maybe they'll really talk when he gets back, maybe he'll tell her he loves her, maybe he'll tell her he found someone new, maybe he'll tell her he doesn't love her as he used to and maybe, he'll want to leave forever.

Alone the fought brought tears to y/n's eyes, she didn't want to appear as if she could only depend on Harry, but the truth is, maybe she did. He was all she ever knew. He was all her firsts. Her first kiss, her first time sex, the first person she could completely relate to, her first boyfriend, her first big party was his birthday, her first date was with him, her first dance at a party, her first own flat was/is shared with him.

And she couldn't accept that her first heart break may be because of him.

She tried to distract herself, but without Harrison it was pretty hard not to slip up and end up thinking about what would be when Harry gets back. If he gets back. She didn't even know how long he'll be away, usually he leaves for at least two weeks.

She started cleaning the flat, it was 12pm but y/n couldn't think about going to bed. Harrison left her two hours ago and she didn't realise that she suddenly stood in her bedroom again. On Harry's side of the bed, gripping one of his shirts, he sometimes wears to bed, in her hand.

A sob left y/n's mouth before she could stop it, slapping her hand over her mouth as if someone was in the flat that could hear her and care. She was completely alone, sometimes Tessa stayed with her, but since Harrison was home he'd be watching her. But in this exact moment she couldn't help but wish that at least the dog was here to keep her company.

Before she knew she changed into Harry's shirt and laid on his bedside, drenching his pillow with tears, because the smell alone reminded her more of home than the flat ever could.

Y/n woke up to the smell of something burning and shot up in bed. Was the flat burning? She scrambled out of bed and what she made her wish the flat was burning. Harry stood in the kitchen, trying to make scrambled eggs but failing. Normally y/n would have laughed and teased him, but now? She stood there not believing her eyes, hands shaking. She wasn't ready to see him, she didn't expect to see him for another week at least.

Who did he think be was, leaving her alone and in tears, making her think their relationship was over and appear the next, making scrambled eggs as if nothing happened. He hadn't noticed her yet, to busy swearing at the pan and the eggs as if it was their fault he couldn't cook.

Y/n used to opportunity and quietly went back to her bedroom where she looked at her phone.

Harry didn't text her he was coming, neither did Tom or Harrison.

She texted Harrison.

To: Haaaz

Why is he back? Did you know?

From: Haaaz

Harry's back? Didn't think he'd go straight back home.

To: Haaaz

So you knew

From: Haaaz

Well, I knew Tom was gonna talk to him. I assumed he would call you or maybe come home tomorrow. He had a big thing going on there.

To: Haaaz

Nothing I knew about of course

Tom talked to Harry? She already assumed Harrison was talking to Tom when he took way to long to just order food. But she didn't think Tom would immediately talk to Harry. Or that Harry would come straight back home.

To: Spiderman

What did you say to him to make him come back?

From: Spiderman

Told him what a dick he is. And maybe that he won't find anyone better

He won't find anyone better. Maybe it was just her paranoia, but she needed to know.

To: Spiderman

Was there ever anyone other?

To: Spiderman

You can tell me if there was, you know. He is free to love whomever he wants. I just want to know where we stand..

When no answer came, y/n could swear her heart stopped beating. Then, her phone rang.

Spiderman

She walked into the bathroom as quietly as possible and locked the door.

"Hi", she whispered when she picked up the phone, not knowing if this was the last time talking to someone who became her older brother. You couldn't stay friends with your ex-boyfriend's family, could you?

"Hello, Darling", Tom's voice rang through the speaker.

"I'm not asking you how you are, because I can imagine-" Tom started, but y/n interrupted him, whimpering.

"Tom, the question. I already said it, but Harry is free to love whomever he wants. He can leave whenever he wants. I- I just want to know if I have to say goodbye. But that would be okay, you know that happens, people fall out of love and if that makes him happier-"

"No", Tom interrupted her, not being able to stand listening to hear her voice trembling and her heart breaking.

"No there has never been someone. He loves you so much, you know? He always talks about you and only you."

"If that's the case, why doesn't he show me? Did I do something? Why does he make me feel as if he doesn't wants me anymore?", y/n had tears running down her cheeks again, she didn't want to feel this way, she didn't realise she wasn't whispering anymore.

"Why can't he love me like I love him?"

"Love, go talk to him. I know he's a dick, but he'll try not to be anymore."

"I don't know Tom. Can't I just sit in the bathroom the whole day till he leaves again. You say he loves me, but it took you and Harrison for him to realise that. Not him, not me. How do I know he'll change?"

Before Tom could answer as voice rang from outside the door.

"Let me proof it to you."

Y/n breath hitched, Tom heard his brother. "Go talk to him, if he's a dick I'm sure Harrison will take care of him", he chuckled at the end, but y/n knew he was serious and so was Harrison, and Harry? Was hs serious about changing?

After y/n ended the call she stood up from the floor and slowly unlocked the door. On the bed sat Harry, facs buried in his head, when he heard the door open his head shot up. His eyes red as if he's been crying. Y/n didn't look to long, she would want to comfort him for crying, but she knew he didn't deserve it, not right now. She was also suffering.

"What are you doing here? How much did you hear?", she asked, keeping a good distance from him, to not feel his warmth, that would make her want to hug him anymore.

"I'm here to apologise. And to stay. I know I'm a dick and I know I hurt you. But I really want to change", Harry stood up trying to take her into his arms, as he saw that she was shaking, tears threatening to spill, but he stopped himself, knowing she wouldn't want that and her rejection would him more than it would help him. He took a good look at her, she was wearing his shirt and sweatpants, her hair looked messier than when he left her and her eyes, cheeks and nose were red and puffy. She had been crying the whole time. Did she always look like that when he left? Did she think this was the end of their relationship?

"You know I love you so much y/n. You mean everything to me and I don't know why I stopped showing that. I worship the ground you walk on. You really are the best thing that happens to me."

Y/n didn't say anything, she bit her quivering lip and looked away, her arms crossed in front of her.

Harry stepped closer, softly grabbing her chin to make her look at him. His eyes bore into hers, both glassy with tears threatening to fall down. They were standing a lot closer now.

"I love you, only you, always you", tears fell down Harry's cheeks, the hand that wasn't holding her chin gently grabbed her waist, pulling her closer again.

"I promise I won't leave like that anymore. Just give me one more chance to show you I love you. That you're the one I want to spend my life with. You're the my dream. Not some fancy job, or flying to different countries. None of that matters, if I can't have my home with me. Because you're my home y/n, my home, my best friend, my dream and my only love. Please, have me again?"

Both were crying, clutching onto each other.

"I love you", y/n sobbed, burying head head in his chest.

"And I love you", Harry cried into her hair, "forgive me"

Y/n looked up nodding, before crashing her lips onto his.

Harry moved them to the bed where they parted their kiss, "I'm taking you with me wherever I can. I'll never want to make you feel unloved or alone again, I don't wanna hurt you again."

Y/n and Harry laid in bed, y/n sleeping, clutching Harry's shirt, as if it was just a dream and he would be gone when she wakes up. Harry laid awake next to her, admiring his love and thanking whatever force there may be for getting another try from his love.

~~~~

The door slammed shut and Harry looked up, y/n was still sleeping, only clutching Harry harder, afraid the door was him leaving. Harry knew he had to make up for quiet some bit, but he knew that y/n was worth it, would always be worth it.

Harrison appeared in the door frame, a shopping back in his hand, he knew there was a slight possibility that y/n either ate her favourite snacks out of sadness or threw everything away because it reminded her of Harry. So he bought her something on his way over.

"Don't you dare mess up again, mate", he said seriously as he saw Harry, then looked over to y/n sleeping form.

"If I ever have to see her like that again, we're gonna have a problem. Doesn't matter that you're one of my best friends, that's my little sister"

Harry nodded, "I don't wanna see her like that again, I don't wanna lose her."

"I'm serious, Harry. She loves you."

"I am too. She's the only one I could ever love."

Harrison nodded before leaving, "tell I'll talk to her tomorrow."

"I will", Harrz answered before looking down at the sleeping love of his life.

[hobiwonder]

You don’t want my love | (m)

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader, Jin x Reader

Genre: PWP.

Warnings: Smut. PWP. Infidelity (cheating), degradation, hair pulling, unprotected sex, oral, choking, cum play (little). Dub/con, please read with caution. Yoongi is a major asshole. Reader has serious issues regarding her sex drive holy moly. 

Words: 7k

Summary: You think you’re over yoongi. You’ve started a new life with your new boyfriend Jin who is almost everything you could ask for. Almost.

A/N: this is a gift for @yminie and she knows why. also this is fantasy. Do not come at me with “u support cheating?!?!?!?!?!” because instead of blocking you, i will be mean right back to you. and i dont wanna do that. zero proof read like always lmao. I wanna be super sappy and happy on my blog. but i wILL be mean if you say dumb shit to me that I have clearly said in this note that I don’t condone it. It’s just in a realm of fantasy. To all my other readers who won’t send me dumb asks, enjoy and let me know what you think :)) 

(also imagine this buff yoongi while u read it ajbkkjbfolwrfnl)

“He’s coming here”

“wait what? I-”

“Quick, duck! Y/N just du- Hey Yoongi!” Sunmi has shoved your head – actually no – your entire body down from where you’d been sitting beside her, to under the table so your approaching ex-boyfriend/fuckbuddy didn’t see you.

“Sunmi,” hearing his low voice has automatically sent a signal to your heart mucles to start contracting and pump blood in to your veins faster as your breathing picks up.

“On your lunch break now?”

“Yeah. Lee gave me an hour this time,” the scoff is clear in his voice as you listen from under the table, “something about ‘becoming a statue if I didn’t stretch my limbs.’”

“He’s not wrong you drip. Still a mystery to me how you can sit at that desk and be able to walk afterwards.”

“I’ll have you know,” the screech of the chair across from Sunmi has you muttering curses under your breath as you realise that Yoongi is pulling out a chair to take a seat, “my limbs work just fine. Especially my hips.” The flirtatious tone is evident and you know that he’s trying to bag Sunmi.

He has been ever since you guys broke up. Actually that’s putting it way too politely. He broke up with you. That’s right. He broke up with you because he’d been spending too much time at work – voluntarily. Working at a music production label was not something you had thought that one would want to do overtime. But Yoongi was different. He loved his job as an associate producer for one of the hip-hop duo that the company managed. Which meant that his job was a very important one and included too many responsibilities for you to count or remember. You just had met him because one of your friends – Sunmi to be exact – had set you up on a blind date with a co-worker of her own – Kim Seokjin. He was handsome, polite, held a higher position than Yoongi and actually was his boss for some time before he had been promoted once again but this time – as a partner of the company.

Seokjin came from an affluent family and possessed the funds to be able to have a partnership with a music production company at such a young age. That was partially why Sunmi had begged for you to go out on a date with him. You had just graduated and were working as a waitress while you scoured the web for jobs as a speech pathologist. So one day you decided, why not? If nothing else, the 29 year old could be your sugar daddy that you desperately needed right now. Judge all you want.

But alas, instead of dating your potential boyfriend/sugar daddy, you’d been roped in to a relationship – that sounds like a nicer way to put the relationship you had with Yoongi – you’d end up meeting Yoongi at both of their workplace when you’d visited Seokjin upon his request to have lunch after your first date. And since that day – you’d never felt so sexually frustrated than when you were in the presence of that man. Yoongi had given you bedroom eyes the whole time you’d been trying to pay attention to whatever Seokjin had been trying to say. Don’t get you wrong, Seokjin was beautiful and you were attracted to him. You were. But the kind of attraction you had to Yoongi as he watched you from behind Seokjin, sitting on the table behind where the two of you sat for your lunch – it had you sweaty and slick between your legs in record time.

So the next day you’d apologised to Seokjin and said that you were too busy looking for a job to date someone seriously and that if he could wait, then you would happily want to continue getting to know each other after you felt left less worried about being jobless… and getting wet at the thought of his employee between your legs. And the day after that, you’d asked Sunmi for Yoongi’s number and fucked him in a bathroom stall of the bar that both of you had met at later that evening. Well, it had mostly been him fucking the daylights out of you while you’d tried to catch your breath. You’d thought that maybe he would have reservations about getting involved with his boss’s date. But nope. He’d put out faster than you had anticipated and had your legs spread in the bathroom stall not even three hours later.

And after 4 months of a unhealthily sexual relationship that sometimes felt like a real one and sometimes felt like being friends with benefits – the bastard had broken things off. So what had you done as revenge? That’s right – gone back to Seokjin, your current boyfriend that you were very much happy with. As long as you avoided Yoongi. He melted your brain and made you into a nymphomaniac who wanted to jump his bones. So here you were, hiding under a table – trying to avoid the man who brought you so close to being disloyal to your picture perfect boyfriend. But him flirting with your best friend was only making it harder because this senseless jealousy that you should not be feeling was bubbling up like a volcano.

“Ah hahaha… yeah, uh good joke.” Sunmi’s fake nervous laugh was too obviously fake so you tap her leg in warning that she was being weird which was not good when Yoongi was around. He was a master at reading people and figuring them out. He knew exactly what they meant and wanted or didn’t and that’s what also made him great in bed. Fuck. You were thinking about him in bed again. Naked. His thi-

“Shut up!” You whispered a little too loudly at your own brain before slapping a hand over your mouth.

“Excuse me?” Yoongi sounded confused and you hiped to the lord above that Sunmi could weave herway out of this.

“S-Sorry,” she fakes laugh again, just a smidge better than the last one, “this song is stuck in my head  since yesterday. The one that you’ve been working on actually.” Nice save.

“Oh yeah?” The flirtatiousness in his smug tone had you frowning again. Ugh he was such a slut.

“Yup. Totally,” then she proceeds beautifully hm the tune of the track he must have been working on. God, your best friend had a voice of an angel. And fucking sexy. Guess Yoongi must have thought the same too because the next thing he does is ask her back to his studio. Which is equivalent to; let’s fuck in Yoongi speak. You knew because he’d told you about his previous lays whenever he needed to relieve himself.

“Uhh haha yeah.. uh sure why not.”

“Well, I’m going to go ‘stretch my limbs’ like Lee said, enjoy your lunch gorgeous.” You can almost hear him wink.

Making sure he’s gone, Sunmi then taps you that the coast is clear so you can come up and straighten your back that has started to cramp. And while you’re rolling your shoulder blades to get the cramps out – you finally see the flush on her face.

“What the fuck Sunmi!”

“What?” She whisper-yells right back. “Don’t blame me for responding to his sex eyes, bitch. He’s hot.”

“Ugh, I know. I need to go see my man now. I swear Yoongi’s like a contagious disease for me.”

“Girl,” Sunmi sighs, “I don’t know how you do it. Coming here to see Seokjin-ssi while he breathes here too. Especially since you’ve had that dic-”

“Okay! See you later. Love you, bye!” You scurry out of there before she can finish her sentence and remind you that you indeed have. And you needed to stay loyal to your man who took off time whenever you had your period to look after you. Yes. Seokjin was that kind of sweet and you loved him for it.

Taking the elevator up to the level where his office was, you make your way to his office after the receptionist greets you politely and you smile right back. She was so cute. But when you find it absolutely empty, your eyebrows are furrowing, scrolling through your text messages to see if he mentioned anywhere that he won’t be in the office at this time. But you come up short so instead, you ask his PA when you step outside to look around – thinking maybe he’s lurking there anywhere. Your Jin was a sweet, social butterfly. It won’t be the first time he’s gone on a round to say hello to everyone on their lunch break while you’ve waited in his office.

“Oh he’s just gone to get lunch with Woo PD-nim. Would you like me to order some lunch for you to be brought to the office Ma’am?”

“No that’s okay,” you smile back, “I already ate. I’ll just be waiting then.”

You’re making your way back to the office – which was past a corridor to decrease the level of noise from the reception on days when it was crowdy. Opening the door you step inside and begin closing the door before a foot has wedged between the small space that remained between the door and the wall.

“What-” Yoongi has pushed inside the office, pushing you slightly so you stumble back a few steps while he locks the door behind him.

“What are you doing?!” The disbelief in your voice is clear but Yoongi seems to not care at all, only bringing a finger to his lips slowly while a sly smile takes place on his beautiful mouth. Fuck, you needed to focus.

“You thought you could avoid me, y/n?” you’re walking backwards – a reflex when yoongi’s predatory gaze is watching your every move while he walks forward.

“Y-You can’t be in here.”

“Oh I can’t?” His condescending tone makes you angry and wet all at the same time. You’ve hit the edge of Jin’s desk now while Yoongi has continued to walk forward until he’s right there – less than a step away. Then his gaze flickers down to your chest.

“Your nipples seem to want me here.” When he looks back up, you’ve all but been holding your breath, eyes furrowed as you look at him questioningly, afraid of what he’ll do. What he’ll make you do. But most of all – what you know you won’t fight enough to not do.

“J-Jin will be here any minute. What the fuck do you want?” His hands go beside you on either sides, trapping you between his taller frame as he leans his head down to look you directly in your eyes.

“That’s exactly what I want.” Huh?

“What?”

“To fuck you.” You gasp at the word that’s been whispered so close to your mouth. His chest is almost rubbing against your hardened nipples and all your body seems to be able to do right now is just stay still and listen to his hoarse, rumbling voice.

“W-What is wrong with you? You were just flirting with Sunmi!” the rage that provokes you to accuse him like you two still had a connection, was automatic. But your stomach drops when you see the knowing smile slowly creeping up on his face and you realise your mistake.

You just outed yourself.

“So you werelistening to us.” Your eyes flicker everywhere but at him, knowing that you’ve clearly exposed yourself but not being help it when the lie escapes your mouth again, trying to avoid having your nose bump with his own when he keeps inching closer. Surrounding and cornering you until you break.

“I-I have no idea what you’re talking about.” His laugh at your response is almost sounding innocent. Pure. But when he spins you around so fast, pushing you roughly on Jin’s desk to flip your skirt up you realise – there is no out from this. And you were too weak of a woman to fight your way out. You were already consumed by the carnal lust he awoke in you and the arousal that Yoongi could probably clearly see through your white lace panties was proof of that.

You’re whimpering as he pushes your cheek against the desk and perches your ass up a little more so it stuck out obscenely for him.

“Look at that. You’re soaking wet.” He tsks as his hands run all over your ass, the coarse hands that worked in his studio on his music board or a piano, caressed the supple flesh of your ass while you could only whimper – your hands by your sides. Not stopping him. Not pushing him. Just feeling him grope your ass with his large, veiny hands.

“Y-Yoongi,” you whimper and you know you’re not sounding convincing, “s-stop. I have a boyfriend now- ah!” His hand strikes a cheek of your ass and your pathetic pleading had stopped as soon as his palm had met your flesh; replaced with what could only be described as high pitched moan. Yoongi knew you inside out. He knew that you were filthy and you liked it rough. You loved it when he spanked you when you two had been seeing each other and he was using it to his advantage. Fucking asshole.

“Yeah? Then why is your pussy dripping?” to emphasise his point, he’s roughly using his index and middle finger together to push the sodden material of your white panties inside your clenching pussy, making you bite down on your lip before another needy whimper is fighting its way out from your mouth. Fuck you needed to stop this. Seokjin could be here any minute.

What the fuck was wrong with you? The first thought in your mind was that you could get caught; not that what you were doing was so, so wrong. You loved Jin. Your sweet, sweet Jin who made love to you. Who showed you that pure and gentle sex was so much more than what you had thought it would be: boring. But with him it wasn’t. And yet you couldn’t stop the moan that left your mouth when Yoongi’s fingers pushed in deep, pushing your panties with them inside you.

“I-I want Jin now. I’m not who you used fuck a-anymore.” Yoongi only snickers before striking your other cheek, the flesh of your ass beautifully rosy.

“Oh you’re not? You’re a good girl now are you?” And all you can do is dumbly nod like that makes a difference. You knew you were losing the battle – and intentionally. There was something fucked up about the relationship you both had that was going to remain there forever. Because whenever Yoongi was around, you lost all inhibitions, your moral compass vanishing while only your insatiable sex drive remained. And that is precisely why you avoided him at all costs.

He was scissoring your pussy with his fingers while your white panties – soaked beyond belief – continuously pushed inside along with them creating that extra, delicious pang of friction. And all you could do was weakly murmur ‘stop’ but moan right after each one making him chuckle like the sadistic bastard he was.

“Y-Yoongi- mm – J-Jin will be- ah! – back any moment.” But it made no difference to him and he made sure to tell you that.

“There’s the little slut I know,” you gasp against sleek desk that your scorching cheek was pressed against – your pussy dripping even more as he used the shameful term to address you. “Only worried about being caught. You’re not a good girl after all, huh?”

His chuckle is the only thing louder than your panting. You push your hands behind you, blindly trying to retaliate but instead Yoongi only takes things further by pushing gripping both your wrists in his own and tugging you backwards – almost bowing your back like a crossbow before he’s hissing in your ear all the while he’s fingering your pussy.

“Listen here, y/n. You’re going to get down on your knees, open my belt and put that heavenly mouth on my cock – and suck it.” The grip that he’s holding your hands with is bound to leave a bruise, already making them ache while you listen to him with a hazy gaze and mouth falling open. Too drunk with lust that you’d lost even your voice. But he still had more to say. “You’re going to let me fuck this tight mouth in your precious boyfriend’s office until I cum. Until my cum is dribbling down your face. You know why?”

You let out a dry sob when his fingers slip out of your sodden core and slide down to your clit, “Because I know you want it. Your pussy wants it. Because you’re a cock slut who can’t help herself and stay satisfied with one man.” And it’s worse because at the mention of Jin, you’re really starting to cry now. And not only because it was wrong for you to betray him like this – but because Yoongi was right. You needed to be ravaged. You wanted to be used like a sex doll and fuck hard. You wanted to be humiliated and everything that you can’t imagine Jin would ever do. He would probably run the other way if he found out how much of a horny slut you were. Ready to impale yourself on Yoongi’s cock. In Jin’s office.

“Now get on your knees before your Jin comes back.” He roughly pulls back, finally letting your back slump against the desk to rest for a few moments from the painful angle he had it bent at. But Yoongi is impatient and doesn’t want to wait any longer because he’s grabbing you by the hair – hard enough to sting just a little more than usual – and pushing you to your knees.

“Hurry your slutty ass up, y/n. You want me to go find Sunmi and have her make me cum?” Pathetically and with no shame, you’re shaking your head ‘no’ reaching for his belt as you fish out his hard, vascular and incredibly girthy cock. It was long like his fingers and the veins made the ridges in the length. Hi balls sit heavy behind the base as the red, angry tip leaks precum that has your mouth drooling. And just when you’re about to take him in your mouth – he pushes your head back none too gently.

“Pull down your top. I want to see your tits.” And like a paid street whore, you oblige, pulling down the spaghetti straps of your tank top, letting your breasts away freely. You’re not even fully done with pulling the tank right beneath your breasts – it was a little snug on your bust – that he’s grabbing a fistful of your hair and shoving his cock deep inside your mouth until it hits the back of your throat. You weren’t prepared and the unexpected intrusion has you gagging around it while Yoongi lets out a deep sigh – as if he’s finally been relieved of a great burden. And then he’s pulling back, only to slam back inside. Again and again and again. Relentless and merciless. Just how you liked. Fuck.

“You love this don’t you? Huh? Letting me fuck your mouth. You miss the taste of my cock baby? Or you’re too good after having the rich boy’s dick?” He’s asking you all these questions in his accusing tone as if you can respond. Because at the moment, you are only holding on to his thighs as he uses your mouth, pushing in deep every single time that you’re nestled against his pubic hair whenever he slams back in. You can tell that he’s getting close because he’s lost all control over his breathing; he’s panting and a bit too loudly and the fear that you could get caught has you bringing up your hands to his balls – massaging them to help him over his peak.

And it’s also sending a trickle of arousal leaking past your pussy that you’re letting a man who isn’t your boyfriend, your ex fuck buddy, use your mouth to get off. Fuck you were messed up.

Saliva is dripping past your mouth and Yoongi’s strong hold on your hair has softened just enough for you to stop holding his thighs and bring your hands to wrap around his length while your mouth sucks the mushroom head. “Fuck, just like that. Yeah baby. You like sucking my cock don’t you? You miss it?” and like a good girl, you’re nodding as you suck him off. Twisting your hands around his length while your lips work his head like a pornstar.

“Fuck yeah. Daddy’s gunna cum. Your slutty mouth is so good. Been practicing on your vanilla boyfriend have you? Fuckkk.” His head is thrown back and you’re glad that you don’t have to verbally or physically answer that. Because you haven’t been. Jin was a big eater. And by that you mean: pussy. He loved going down on you and he never expressed too much interest in you reciprocating. And you weren’t sure how to tell him that you liked sucking cock. Every single time you thought of telling him, you felt dirty and improper so you always ended up stalling.

But that was exactly it. You were dirty and improper. At least in bed. You liked sucking cock and you absolutely loved that Yoongi never hesitated but even pushed you to suck his. But you knew that you were just trying to justify the fact that you’re cheating on your boyfriend. But thankfully, Yoongi is close because your mouth is filling up with the constant dribble of the pre-cum, more now than before and before you know it, he’s growling out his release and filling your mouth until the white substance flows over.

“Fuck! That’s so good. You’re a good cock sucker.” He’s pulling you off him by pushing against your head again when you continue to softly bob your head up and down his still hardened length and you come off with an obscene ‘pop’

And you both just stare at each other. Yoongi with a smirk on his ace while he catches his breath, looking down at you. And you – cum covering your chin and dripping down to your tits while you also heave in breaths like you’re never going to breathe again. Your gaze flickers over to the clock and you know that lunch break ends in exactly 20 minutes. The internal sigh is of relief. Relief that you both will have enough time to get yourselves together before Jin was here. Gosh. You were a slut. And you were loving and hating it at the same time. But of course, Yoongi had other plans.

“Rub my cum on your tits.” Your eyes widen at his request when you see his hand back on his length and instead of putting it away – he’s stroking himself back in to a painfully hard erection. “Go on, y/n. I know you love smelling like me.” You wanted to correct him and say ‘loved’ because you two were no longer together. You were not his anymore. But guess what you do? You look him straight in the eyes with your glazed ones, bite your bottom lip and lazily gather his cum from the top of your chest before rubbing the semen all over your tits. Massaging them just the way he liked it.

“That’s right,” he’s whispering now, sounding like he’s in a trance while you throw your head back, eyes closed, “rub it all over your nipples. So when he sucks your tits tonight, he’s tasting your recent fuck. And that’s not him.” Your eyes are shooting open and so is your mouth. Half in surprise of his words and half in arousal as you pinch your nipples and moan your pleasure. Yoongi bends down, picking you up to set you down on the desk while you keep rubbing your tits, pulling your nipples and pushing them together tantalisingly to tease him further. And he simply shuts down your smirk by taking your mouth. Lips encasing your own in a messy, sloppy kiss. So passionate that it feels like you’ve been apart without choice but in fact; it was by choice. At least his anyway.

His hands have now replaced your own, thumbs rubbing your nipples in small circles while your legs go around his waist, pulling him in while you both make out like you’re not on the clock, running on thin ice when it comes to time. And just then, the phone is ringing on the desk, making you pull back from Yoongi so fast you could give professional marathon runners a run for their money. Fearing it might be Jin, you lean backwards – Yoongi still kissing and sucking bruises in your neck – and press the speaker button.

“Ma’am?”

“Y-Yes?”

“Mr Kim send his apologies for being late but he is on his way back now. Should be back within 20 minutes.” You’re holding your breath as Yoongi bends down to take a nipple in his mouth, hoping to lord that your reply won’t be giving you away to Jin’s PA.

“Alright, thank you.” As soon as the line is dropped, you’re pushing Yoongi back, glancing at the clock that says that everyone’s lunch break is probably over in 5 minutes.

“Y-You need to go. Jin will be here soon.” To that, he looks at you as if you’re a naïve child, staring at you for a few moments before bursting out in laughter. And then he’s grabbing your hair again, tilting your head back before his face is displaying nothing but rage as he hisses his reply out.

“You think I’m going anywhere without fucking this pussy? Your cunt is calling for me my dear, sweet, y/n. Stop pretending that you aren’t a slut.” His words are making you horny but angry at the same time. He was the slut who went around offering your best friend to sleep with him before this.

“Takes one to know one.” His smirk diminishes slightly and you bet that it’s because he didn’t expect you to talk back. But you’re regretting the words slipping past your mouth, very very quickly. Because Yoongi is once again, not one to allow back talk.

“You’re going to regret saying that, y/n.” He’s shaking his head while he’s pushing up your skirt, wiping the defiant look right off your face when you see that five minutes have already passed and that Seokjin will be here soon.

“Wh- Wait. Yoongi s-stop.” But yet you make no move to stop him when he yanks your panties aside, pushing your knees up to your chest, making you lie back down on the table.

“Right.” He scoffs. “Like you actually want me to? Do you?” He’s rubbing the head of his cock on your inflamed pussy lips, looking you direct in the eyes while he’s hovering over you. Your pussy is dripping, your heart is beating fast and you swear on everything that is holy that you’ve never been this turned on in your life. Knowing that you’re about to be fucked in your boyfriend’s office, on his desk, by a man that wasn’t him. That was Yoongi. One who at some point you had thought you loved. But lust has won you over and in this moment, you’re not thinking rationally. You’re just a woman who wants to be fucked.

So you’re shaking your head, spreading your legs further, being well aware that you make not get out of this without being caught. “No.”

Yoongi pretends to not here your whisper and raises his eyebrows in question, “what was that?”

“No,” you whimper desperately, “I want you to fuck me. Fuck my pussy like you always did d-daddy. Tear me apart.” You haven’t even finished your sentence that Yoongi has pushed in to the hilt; the girth of his cock stretching you open with a slight burn that makes you mewl. And then he’s fucking you like you want to be fucked. Rough. Raw. Animalistic. The only noises in the room are your whiny moans, skin slapping on skin as his balls hit your ass again and again as he bottoms out in his ruthless pace.

Your head is thrown back, your arms are resting beside it on either side and your mouth is open while you’re being dragged forwards and backwards with the force of Yoongi’s pistoning inside your pussy. “I knew you would come back to me. I knew you would always remain a slut for cock that can tear your pussy apart. And only I can do that can’t I slut?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” you’re moaning out loud as each ‘yeah’ is separated by a thrust of his cock that nudges in deep inside your pussy, resting near your cervix. It’s a burn and you know that not all women enjoy it. But you did. You liked the pain and the pleasure. And you wanted nothing more than to just lay here and let Yoongi fuck you until you died. Because it felt so, so good. So good that you’d lost track of time. Only listening to Yoongi’s heavy breathing as he pounds away at your pussy.

“I’m going to cum inside this cunt and you’re going to walk around with it inside you. I want him to touch your pussy and find it wet and filled with cum from a man that’s not him.” He’s growling and watching your contorted face, tears streaming down it. Yoongi unbends your legs while he continues to fuck you – although slightly slower as he adjusts your legs. And now that they point upwards as he holds them open at your knees, you can feel every single ridge of his cock as it slides inside your swollen pussy again. By opening your legs wider and further, you can feel him hit thatspot that has you seeing stars. The delicious curve of his cock is rubbing on your g-spot and all you can do is shake your head side to side as you hold your fist to your mouth to stop yourself from screaming blooding murder.

And that’s a mistake as well. You’re making a lot of those today. And the worse part – Yoongi takes advantage of it, just like he does of everything when it comes to you.

“Keep looking,” He’s still pounding his cock in you as you shake your head, closing your eyes in defiance while sobbing quietly – trying to contain your pleasure.

“Open your fucking eyes y/n. And look at that picture.” And that’s the first time a tear leaves your eye that’s not because of how good your pussy feels with Yoongi fucking you like there is no tomorrow. It’s because of the frame on Jin’s desk – that’s rattling from the force of Yoongi’s thrusts – with a picture of you and him inside it.

“How does it feel to have a cock inside you that’s not his? Huh?” You say nothing but continue to sob with the pleasure, feeling that familiar knot in your stomach getting tighter and tighter instead of turning you off. Because you’re fucked up and looking at the frame of your boyfriend and you on your first vacation does make you mad at yourself for doing this – but it makes you even more aroused. You’re horny beyond belief.

“Tell me slut. Tell me you love my cock inside your cunt. That only I can make your pussy wet like this.” And that’s the last straw because you’re not holding back anymore. Letting the words come out as you watch his cock slide inside your pussy again and again and again. Everything on the desk rattling as your tits sway.

“I love your cock. I l-love it in my c-cunt,” you’re sobbing as he speeds up at you locking eyes with him while he brings a hand to your throat, holding it tight enough to constrict your air supply but not enough that you can’t talk, “y-you make me so wet y-yoongi. I-I’m your slut. I always w-want y-your cock d-daddy.”

And just when you think you’re about to explode, you can hear voices outside in the corridor that sound suspiciously close to Jin and his co-worker that he’d gone to lunch with. And like the horny slut you are, the idea that your boyfriend is probably right outside and your ex is fucking you in a chokehold is enough for your pussy to let go. You’re coming so hard and in a flash, Yoongi is pulling you off the desk, turning you around to bend you over it just like he had earlier – all the while your pussy is pulsing and dripping from your orgasm that doesn’t seem to be ending – and pushes back inside you from behind. Setting a rapid pace once again while his hand covers your mouth just in time for your screaming as you keep convulsing and coming around his cock that is pounding away.

You’re thankful that Yoongi has realised that you two don’t have time to take it slow anymore because he’s working his cock inside you fast like he wants to cum as quick as possible. The desk is still rattling but there is no helping it when Yoongi is going as hard as he is.

Your cries are muffled by his hand and the sound of his balls slapping on your pussy are loud and obscene. You’re praying to god – you’re not even sure if he’ll listen to you for being such a whore – that Jin isn’t near the door or he’ll be able to sense that something strange is going on with the creaking of his desk and the slapping of the skin on skin.

“Hurry Yoongi,” you mumble tiredly, moaning when he’s building you towards another orgasm rapidly again. His hold on your mouth had slackened and you can see the sweat dripping down the side of his handsome face, the sharp V of his hips evident from where his dress pants hang open while he works his cock inside you.

And then your worst fears come to life when the door handle rattles.

“Huh? I didn’t lock it.” Jin’s voice is muffled but you can hear it clearly when he tries to open the handle again.

Yoongi looks nowhere near panicked while your face must look like you’ve seen a ghost when you plead with him through eyes to just finish already. Instead, smirks and continues to pound your cunt – but even harder that your eyes are rolling back and a moan is leaving your mouth in surprise.

“Y/n? Are you inside baby?”

“J-Just a minute, hon. I’m in the bathroom.” You’re hoping he’s buying your lie. Yoongi has pushed your leg on the desk, opening you up again as he slows down for a moment before speeding up again, jamming his cock inside your quivering and sensitive pussy over and over while you hold on for dear life – and hope that you don’t lose your boyfriend today.

“Ah okay. That’s alright babe. I’ll get a key from Yebin.” Your understanding boyfriend is walking away as you can tell from his steps probably to retrieve a key from his PA to come in. And finally, Yoongi’s pace has frantically increased while you push back to meet his cock halfway, moaning like a porn star because of the short window you two have gotten with Jin going to the reception desk.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” shamelessly moaning while you watch his hips push in to yours, “cum in my pussy daddy. Please give your slut your yummy cum.” You’re almost whining and finally, Yoongi is cursing under his breath and spilling inside your pussy while you simultaneously cum on his cock. Both of your fluids are dripping out of your pussy, making a mess on Jin’s desk as white has covered your swollen pussy.

Hastily, you pull your top back up while Yoongi zips himself quickly, running a hand through his hair all the while he inspects you. You don’t look at him. You don’t even acknowledge that he’s there. Because the shame has started to set in and instead, you just run to the bathroom that’s attached to Jin’s office – leaving Yoongi to his own devices. He could get out of this mess that he created himself.

When you do lock yourself inside the bathroom – the lights turn on automatically because of the motion sensors. And what you see is your swollen lips, lipstick smeared on your face, cum dried on your chest while your hardened nipples are poking through the tank top – with wet rings around them from Yoongi’s saliva and the cum. Your hair is a mess and most of all, you look like you’ve been gangbanged. You’ve just cheated on your boyfriend with your ex, in his office, on his desk, beside the picture of you and him on vacation. And you’d loved every second of it.

Your pussy is buzzing and hot when you bring a hand down to cup yourself through your soiled panties. And you’re horny all over again.

And what do you do? Spend the next ten minutes, rubbing your clit until you cum.

Too bad you’d forgotten that there were cameras in Jin’s Office.

a/n: if you still have bad feelings about this fic, say it to me respectfully and i will listen. otherwise, im being mean right back!!1!! jk im sensitive plz be nice.

[thechroniclesofwriting]

I love the idea of a Marauders afterlife. Purely because

A) there are a lot of people who have a lot of very violent things to say to Wormtail. And if you think Sirius is the one he should be scared of, you are INCORRECT. It’s Lily, followed closely by Mrs Potter, then James, then probably Tonks honestly, but more because I reckon Mr Potter is chill as hell and she’d take the betrayal of her cousin/maurader-in-laws very seriously.

B) Wormtail tries to butter up Fred. ‘I’m Scabbers, see, look, we’re family’. He wouldn’t even comprehend that Fred is one half of the Weasley troublemakers, a giant Harry Potter supporter and a full blooded redhead. Fred punches him in the face, a) for betrayal, b) how dare a middle aged man sleep in the same bed as his younger brother

C) Alice and Frank Longbottom! Finally passing away! Regaining their lost and broken memories! Talking to old friends! Seeing Neville happy! Reminiscing with the Potters about their boys! Lily telling Alice that don’t worry, I’ll fill you in on everything, we watched out for him too!

D) Tonks. And. Lily. I don’t care if you’re canon or shipping but imagine. Lily knows all their darkest fears and their most humiliating moments. There is literally NO ONE more likely to convince Tonks to turn into Snape at any random time and just pop out around corners. Not that she needs much convincing.

E) Snape. Gosh you think Wormtail is in trouble? Wait til James get his hands on Snape. I DONT CARE THAT YOU LOVED HER HOW DARE YOU BULLY MY SON LIKE THAT. Sirius stands there, smirking, because he knows James terrifies Snape (also imagine that James was what, 19? 20? when he died. Sirius looks younger in the afterlife, so what does Snape reverse to? Is he an old, gaunt man or a skinny 25y-o?). But he knows what’s coming next is so much worse, and that’s Lily slapping him cold across the face. No firey temper or sharp tongue. No reprimands. Just stone cold rage.

F) FRED AND THE MAURADERS. Imagine he comes through the veil, sees some friends, is comforted blah blah and the he sees James and he’s like

‘Harry? You can’t be here!’ All in a panic and James just goes

‘Nah mate I’m Prongs’ with a shit eating grin on his face. And he watches Fred put all the pieces together - he’s seen Lily, she’s easy to pick with the hair and Harry’s eyes, and he knows Sirius and Lupin and Tonks but this bloke looks like Harry and he’s holding Lily’s hand and it clicks

Padfoot, Moony, Wormtail and Prongs. Harry’s patronus. Harry’s dad is Prongs. Sirius turns into a dog, Moony is a fucking werewolf pun. A dude just turned into a rat claiming he was Fred’s family. And he immediately goes ‘oh Harry you fucker’ followed by

‘OI YOU TWO FUCKERS‘ directed at Lupin and Sirius and Lily is like

‘Whomp there is it’ grinning her head off knowing that there is a fourth Maurader for a bit. At least until George gets there.

(When George arrives, before he can greet anyone, he drags his brother off by the collar and points the Mauraders out with the kind of venom that can only come from waiting 60 years to tell your twin such important information)

F1)

Fred: ‘this is amazing! Tell me all your stories!’

James: ‘Sure when you tell us the flying-car-jail-break story bc that looked bloody legendary’

G) *sing song voice* Dumbledore’s in trouble, Dumbledore’s in trouble.

I expect there are people that want to say things to him. Very nasty things. His mother and sister for one. Probably Lily and James for two. Definitely Fred for three. Then Lily again.

‘You dropped my son off? On a doorstep?’

H) Regulus in NO WAY expects to be greeted warmly but what do you know. When he finds his brother, Sirius kind of just appraises him and goes

‘Well look maybe you aren’t all that bad’ *voice gets very soft, Sirius looks away* ‘sorry for always assuming you were a dick’

James, from like, a kilometre away, yells

‘SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY? WAS THAT AN APOLOGY? DID SIRIUS BLACK JUST APOLOGISE?’ And he completely ruins the moment but also diffuses a lot of tension.

I) ANDROMEDA LOVING TEDDY TO PIECES AND SEEING TONKS AFTER AND BEING SO HAPPY AND TONKS JUST BAWLING HER THANKS. Lily is not present for that conversation, because that should have been what her son got, too.

J) Narcissa getting a relatively warm reception? And it’s so odd? Lily meets her at the train station and shakes her hand? And it’s this weird, mutually respectful relationship. It’s not forgiveness, per se, but it is a shared understanding of what a mother will do for her child.

K) Going all out, good grief, imagine the hell Petunia gets when she gets there. Oof.

L) LILY AND JAMES THANKING ARTHUR AND MOLLY AND HAGRID FOR BEING HARRYS FAMILY NO MATTER WHAT. Lily and James eventually meeting Rob and Hermione and Lily just falls into Ron sobbing bc really Ron was the mum friend, and James is crying while he hugs Hermione so, so tight. And neither of them are expecting it, they were just...raised well. And Harry is their friend. And they didn’t even realise it was such a big deal (mostly bc they were so young). Arthur and Molly do. They always, always do.

L1) James to Arthur: tell us the flying car story!

Everyone: *groans* not AGAIN

Molly: I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT

Lily: actually I might like this perspective, proceed

M) And finally, 893 years later when Minerva agrees that yes, maybe the afterlife sounds nice now (we all know Death comes for her and she tells him to go away for another century. And he listens.), she arrives. Greeted with Sirius, James, Lupin, Lily, Tonks and Fred, all standing there, waiting for her. All these kids that she probably taught, most of whom were in her house, all of whose lives were cut far, far too short. These young people who she loves so dearly, but was also constantly deeply exhausted and exasperated by. And they’re all grinning at her, waiting.

She tries to get back on the train.

[hitchell-mope]

Just put on the movie

And there we go. The dedication is there.

Oh god the rapping.

My palms will be bloody by the time this is over.

But I like the parallels to the first movie

To much auto tune

There goes my heart Disney.

Oh lord that’s high

Bbys. Smee twins

WHY WASNT DIZZY THERE FROM FILM TWO

There’s my child Celia

MY BOY!!!!

I mean Mal has a point.

He thinks it through

I love him so fucking much

Loving Doug’s hair

Rat bastard. Rat bitch. Rat fairy (Adam belle Verna)

Fuck off leah chad Audrey

😍😍😍😍. This version is better then d1

SUCK IT PASTEL COW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Oh Evie love. Just tell him you love him

FUCK OFF YOU GERIATRIC BITCH

YES WE WOULD PREFER MAL TO YOU YA BITCH

I hate you Adam and belle

Ben and the other three are adorable family

Still hating Audrey. So. Fucking. Much

Love the purple limo

WHY IS TREMAINE NICE. IT MAKES NO SENSE

Bal parent vibes are strong

They shoulda painted the limo roof purple

Dying of cuteness

Proud fiancé Mal. Love it

Fuck off leah

Here’s papa hades. And the ham.

DRAGON MAL. WHOO HOO

Ah well. Nice while it lasted

NOT HER JOB PASTEL COW

So. Much. Ham.

Poor girl. Ouch.

🤮🤮🤮🤮. I still hate her and her geriatric bitch of a grandmother

Oh bitch please. First words out of your mouth were creel. And it ain’t abated

I’m supposed to be sorry for this sad act? I don’t think so

So. Much. Rapping

Oh. SPARE ME WOMAN

Still theft. Throw her on the isle with her grandmother

Lonely and friendless. Because Mal is so much better then you ya limp noodle

Gotta be bad on the back

YOU DESERVE A SLAP AROUND THE FACE YOU SPOILED BRAT

Seriously though. The actual singing is better then the rapping. So gotta give satah her dues

Fuck off grown ups.

YOU PUT THEN THERE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACD

Blue bitch. Just like always belle

Ok. People. You can see it’s hurting bal to do this. KILL THE BEAST

DONT CRY BABY BOY. PLEASE. LAST TIME ALMOST KILLED ME

Murder. The fucking. Parents

Evie. Evie’s sensible. Listen to your sister Mal.

And here comes the guilt. Like always. The narrative blames Mal

That darn cake

Ah. Pain. Hug them now

And jump scare

Oh god. Shut up Audrey. You’re a sore loser

Eh. The prosthesis look ok

Audrey. Nutter. Ben was more then ready to start the honeymoon when Mal was a dragon. Do you really think a hag would stop him?

😂😂😂😂

Oh boy

That’s a lie and you know it bluey.

At least the bikes have an explanation

Why the red for Evie though

And the mutt speaks

Fuck off Chad. I hate you so much

This bitch again

So shrieky.

Kiss ass

Real original

Jump Jane jump!

So many neck cricks

No one tells him anything

Cella’s right Mal

Overly long gag. But cute

Awww 🥰🥰🥰🥰. At least he’s a good dad

Nice reference

And the fear mongering begins.

And here’s the cryptid. He shoulda died in it’s going down

Psycho bitch pirate whore

Cella’s a troll and I love it

The vehicle needs an oil change

At least he’s sleeping. Though that position can not be comfortable

At long last the reveal.

He’s funny. And hot. (I can see where @mochacake2016 is coming from)

We know! We know

And here’s the music

😂😂😂😂.

He’s got a point

Ok.

THERES NO PHONES ON THE ISLAND QUEEN MAL

She actually sounds like jade west here

So far. Besides the proposal. This is my favourite song. Mostly for Hades great looks. Great voice

And the tambourine

Would be better with purple and blue fire effects. But no. We can’t have nice things. They spent the budget on pirate whores make up

She’s got a point. They both do

LISTEN TO HIM

Proud papa

C’mon girl. Cry

Of course she told her sister

He’s a good king.

T-shirt should be ripped.

🤮🤮🤮🤮. Hate her so much

And. Here. We. Go.

Benny. I love you. But did you not hear what she said to Evie when you first met the vks. Of course not. You were lost in Mal’s eyes.

Oh god. PLEASE SOMEBODY GO AND MELT HER

Whore man is probably skunk drunk. Gil’s cute as ever though

Throw hook in the water. And keep it there.

🎶she’s back🎶

And there screwed

He makes feel physically sick

Uma. I love ya. But honestly. Mal owes no one anything. It’s not her job.

No it ain’t

Jay’s got a point

Oh honey

Hook. In the words of the irreverent Captain Jack Sparrow “if the bikes be crashed properly. You be crashed along with it”. Not you Gil. I like you

Mother hen strikes again. Uma ain’t buying what she’s selling

Pure child Celia. (I don’t use this very much but) Gil’s babey (it feels wrong to type£

Chicken arms. No brains. No wit. No dance skills. No rapping skills. Ya basically a walking corpse hook

The dogs giving me a nervous twitch.

I hate the pair of them so no. No sympathy for prince douche bag

Gil makes me cry so simply

Stab the pirate jay. Please. For all of us

Psycho bitch

I want. It. Dead. Brutally. Dead

And more music. If this weren’t Disney they coulda melted them yo pukes of goo and pour it down Harry’s throat.

Oh god

So she can’t count either. Just like her brother

Definitely cha cha slide.

Deep sigh

So much ham.

Here’s a funny idea. How about instead of a bloody pantomime. ACTUALLY FUCKING FIGHT YOU FECKERS

Synchronised armour dancing. That’s new

Oh for fuck sake

Ha ha. Save it for the sob story bitch

What’s next a kick line

Thank god I was wrong.

Hook should be suffocated under the armour right now. Put us out of our misery

Care bear alert

I had to have a flu jab today. And it weren’t as painful as every single nanosecond hooks on screen

Love the platonic affection (I hate the very concept of malvie. What did you expect?)

Mother alert

Don’t eat wild fruit honey

So cute. But so dumb

Oh. Phineas and Ferb reference

Awww babies.

Don’t you dare tell me Mal doesn’t care.

THEY FOUND DOUG

Uma’s so done with care bear bs

More singing. Yay(!)

Please. Remind me again exactly why this is a DCOM. Cause it honestly does not feel like it what with the backstory pirate whores entire existence and the choreography

How has evie not broken a leg in this number.

Believe me Mal and Uma. I feel your frustration they go together like peanut butter and chocolate spread. (Perfectly if you didn’t know)

Where is she going?

She knows how R&J ended right? Double suicide. Why the romanticism huh?

HE IS NOT A RAG DOLL! Though props to Zachary for not corpsing

How can you hate Doug. He’s adorable. Best straight couple ever

There’s ma boy. Rip Harry’s throyatvout plwae.

Ben’s always been hot. But this is definitely working for me.

Awww. Carlos helping his papa

Wet Ben. Yum

Awww. Janelos cuteness.

Love the beard. So good. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Someone murder the man whore before I do.

He makes me wanna throw up. And I’m not physically capable of doing that

@rpsocsandcanonohmy. I get where you’re coming from. But I also get where Ben is coming from. Sunbeam did get him abducted. And man slut tried to feed him to sharks. So I do understand both points. Doesn’t mean you’re wrong though

JUST. EXPLAIN. HIS MIND IS BEAST ADDLED

Shoulda let Ben slash hooks throat jay. You’re slipping buddy

Mal’s eating crow

Hopefully he chad suffocates. Then she’s have done one thing that wasn’t completely worthlessly reprehensible

🎶feelings🎶

And it had to ruin it

Te-am work. As plankton says

Proud sister

Boys are back. (With dude and the mutt in tow)

YAAAAAAAAAY

I hate happy harry. But I do like happy Uma. Eh. Double edged sword

BAL THIRST. FINALLY

Shoulda gone with Janelos. Jarlos is from big time rush

Oh they’re so cute

Poor Doug.

DOUG AND GIL FRIENDSHIP.

So. Update. Might be like Mal. (Definitely loving Ben’s facial hair)

Yawning over chad. So pathetic

Her seat from him douchey mcuseless

Poor Janey

Cats outta the bag

Once again. I kinda understand all points. Yeah Mal shouldn’t have lied. But Uma didn’t really give her and choice. And Evie just kinda assumed. And no one really lets her explain anything.

Hooks still pathetic. Even hurt emotionally I still wanna punch his roger rabbit looking face (Sorry Roger)

Oh dear

Mal. Don’t apologise. You did what you felt you needed to do. And no gives you a chance to explain. Ever.

Yes. You needed to do what you could.

Excellent acting all around as usual

Evie. Look. I love you. Your favourite number seven. But WHY IS IT YOUR SISTERS JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE IT MALS PROBLEM

Ha! Evie said it. She said family.

Oh fuck. Taken for granite

More singing.

Monster/story/invincible

I do want to stab Harry in the mouth with the hook

More flashback. Yay(.). Couldn’t they fill out the runtime

Flashbacks. TO THE START OF THE SO G THE FLASHBACK IS FROM. OH FOR FUCK SAKES

More dragon.

Audrey’s performance might make me a vegetarian

How is it not crushed by the claws?

Fire should be green

Yay. Auds dead. Please say yes?

The twins say literally one thing

From magical incantation to vaguely irritating verbal tick. Well alright then

Evie. Why do you sound so sad. It’s a good thing Audrey’s dying. The ultimate price and all that. You should be glad. It’s a good thing

Mal: he’s my father. Ben: shocked face. Me: makes a sound like a boiling kettle

Bye bye facial hair

Die slut

More eating crow

The in laws meet

Exactly hades. Exactly. Knee beast in the dick

God Ben’s so hot.

Bite Adam’s throat out please hades

Should’ve let Audrey waste away. And sent granny to Tartarus to meet her

OH SPARE ME YOUR BLEEDING HEART ROUTINE! I still hate you in a fundamental level

OH FINALLY YOU GERIATRIC BITCH

Nice little family moment

What the fuck is Evie’s dress?

Queen Mal has a very nice ring to it.

Sure you can. You owe them noting. You owe nobody anything

Jay has a pull back braid in his hair. Yay!

“Audrey would be gone”. You say it as though that’s a bad thing

“Insert woody woodpecker laugh”. Fuck you Adam

Compromise. Bring the vks over. And plop Adam Audrey chad anleah on the isle. Sink it into the ocean

Why didn’t Verna bring the barrier down. Oh yeah. Cause then she’d be useful

More singing

At least this takes place in daylight

I still hate harry

Push Harry in the drink please. IM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU

God I love Ben and Doug

Why the Charleston?

I still hate tremaine

Well. Jane. In ZM. You met Mal. She’s Carlos’s mother in this au

Giljay. It’s cute

So Harry makes me ill right upbto the end. Now he’s related to purple and blue

🎶a bitch is in the dog house🎶. And deservedly so

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sweet little king

Oh boy

Whore has a turkey neck

This is the end. Good movie. With some unneeded bits. I’m gonna change a lot in ZM part three. And both dedications broke me.

[theskyexists]

Fleabag

ok that sweater pull is just

that got me 

the way that was set up

i can't really stop laughing

but what comes after is just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa too knife edge for me really

my favourite relationship is already the one with her sister

fleabag wow she is a disaster. i always used to think - at least im not dysfunctional in that way. then i used to think, yeah but there's big advantages to it because you can lash shit out and away from you and idk fake it until you make it - coping for independence babey. but now im like nope. being that ragged and defensive and incapable of yielding at the right time or fix things sucks.

this rabbit teeth man apparently can hold a conversation all on his own.

this is fascinating because this woman i so extremely different from me it's insane. she just - what a dick oh my god hahahaha. she feels like she fucked up at being closer with her sister, hangs out with some dude she doesn't really like, has a horrible time, steals money, feels guilty over rejecting him and stealing from him, so tries to blame him and project on him for being a dick and get it all over with fakely. not to say that he isn't a dick. financial insecurity is a TRIP of mental bandwidth going narrower and narrower i imagine. (edit: oh and yeah grief)

no good deed goes unpunished lol

woah she can't be vulnerable with anyone? oh she did it. but then her dad is an idiot who deflects her one attempt with humour. wow this dude. well she instantly does payback. omg it's olivia colman. this dialogue is searing. it's not even that they were sleeping, it's just that they dont fuckin want her there. 'look after yourself' - yeah the point is that she came here for somebody to look after HER.

this is fucking DRAMA

makes perfect sense to me that she'd steal that statue though. by that time it's like why the fuck not nobody fuckin cares about me anyway im beholden to no one hey

so the one person she had a good relationship with ACCIDENTALLY killed herself. yikes. YIKES

im liking the bi vibes

damn all the men in this series are.........awful. lol

she really lives on the edge doesn't she. why seek out a confrontation with olivia colman that just seems like punching above your weight.

every single of her romantic options are SHIT. except possibly the girl in the sex shop but i guess that one's not real.

what the fuck.

allllll the men in this series are awful??? so far. fuckin FUCK!!!

so what im getting from this is that the whole series spins on the thwarted potential for fleabag to connect with her sister be vulnerable, and gain a smithereen of acknowledgement?

WHY.

god woman love yourself and kick the guy in the nuts again verbally like he deserves. like, make him fuck off oh my god. stop playing nice!!!!!

though i am kind of liking how this show has so many sex scenes but they're played pretty realistically but none of em make me feel disgusted. guess it's cos of the subjectivity that goes into it.

she pet the guinea pig! first step in recovery??

god i love her and claire's relationship but like. they're both totally not okay lol.

but they do seem to be the only ones who consistently get the truth out of each other

well wow this series does go There.

why is it that everytime she makes claire laugh she cries?? what is going on??? ah god i LOVE THESE TWO

why is every single fuckin man in this show pretty much awful (except possibly i suppose the man trying genuinely to be better at better man camp)

at end of the season: can't believe he was the one good man in this goddamn show. 

---- intermission ----

im just so fucking angry about this last episode of fleabag

so goddamn fucking furious

by how every single fucking person in her life abandons and betrays her!!!

but most of all her goddamn fucking DAD - he KNOWS that he wronged them for  fucking hooking up with their GODMOTHER, he KNOWS that his fucking wife is a monster to them - he’s right THERE when she says these horrible things to her, he SEES her SLAP HER, and he won’t fucking support her in ANY way - not emotionally, not financially (when he should know and DOES know that that cafe is all she has left of her friend), and then he has the AUDACITY to blame HER!!! HER!!!! for ‘fucking him up’??!??!!

when he basically JUST told her to FUCK OFF out of his life?? and then she’s nice to him??? she apologises to him??? he deserves to get punched out! he deserves to get screamed at

her sister betrays her and blames her for her best friend’s death?? leaves her humiliated and completely alone in the world when she’s just looking out for her?

AFTER she’s lost her best friend in the world with intense guilt issues?

she cannot rely on anyone - ANYONE. she’s right about that - and that’s the most devastating thing. but i feel like she needs to scream at them - stop pushing it down, stop keeping up appearances, stop stop stop.

show your pain.

makes me think her childhood was also one where she could never count on support, or a listening ear, or trust, or belief, after their mother died.

i can barely continue. this is the LAST episode. she’s clearly valued by fucking no one. are they trying to recreate - like, show how Boo felt? that maybe if you hurt yourself, then they may finally fucking CARE?

wow i was right.

well i suppose he did save her life

and…this total stranger….did more for her than any of the people that were supposed to care for her.

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anyway. when love is scarce, you take anything you get. that's fleabag.

i wish she could cut out every motherfucker that betrayed her in that last episode. i know her sister is going to be a big character next season - but i will find it enormously hard to forgive her. BECAUSE she was the one person who cared for her, supported her, was real with her, appreciated her - and the other way round. that betrayal is worse than anything (apart from the dad's betrayal - he deserves to burn in hell, not get apologised to)  im sure fleabag will just let it go. like she seems to let everything go - every single goddamn insult and humiliation and hurt that other people put her through.

she never addresses any of it outright - never. never does she call people out. she internalises everything. she internalises even! 'i fucked up my family' NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T

she cleans up the things she shattered? the most frustrating thing. they hurt her but she never dares to hurt them back - not really. she doesn't even dare show her pain or anger.

but the end is life-affirming af. and phoebe waller bridge did that very right.

[holydepths-blog]

✩ watergate :3

this took too fucking long

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? i feel like emma cos she’s more angry dramatic and he’s more emo dramatic but i was also gonna say he probably should to accomodate for his heightWho threatens to leave but never actually does? neither of them, they’ve both left one another repeatedly. Who actually keeps their word and leaves? both of them, see above. Who trashes the house? i don’t think either of them … i can’t see him ever doing it but if he did she would kick his ass things need to be NEAT Do either of them get physical? basement gate tease ! but no … it’s soft ….  that’s been erased from my memory … they’re emo not violent  How often do they argue/disagree? all the time but about #dumb shit nowadays … used to be more serious but now? you like chocolate ice cream better? … idiot  Who is the first to apologise? if they had a penny for every time mickey has apologised to her both of them could quit their low salary jobs and move to france 

Sex:

Who is on top? bold of u to assume they aren’t both switches Who is on the bottom? ^Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? mind ur fucking business … snuggling is a kink Who’s dominant in bed? i don’t think dominant has ever been in either of their vocabulary where’s the john mulaney gif abt soup in the lap … regaurdless … probably he has to be she’s babyIs head ever in the equation? she suck the dick for free and mickey is a good boy, he knows how to go down on a womf If so, who is better at performing it? i don’t know how sex works is it easier to eat thrussy or suck a dick … they both try the only thing that matters is that once he said she was better at sex than [ redacted ] Ever had sex in public? private public … like not dressing room public but like, romantic lookout in a car public … hope no coppers come 2 shine their flashlight Who moans the most? idk if this is my sexism or my lesbian but women should, legally, be required to moan more than menWho leaves the most marks? he better swallow his masculinity and get used to concealer but i feel like that wld not be an issue for him, king ! he can’t borrow hers though it won’t match Who screams the loudest? WHO YELLSWho is the more experienced of the two? mickey. fucking duh. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? they make love :3Rough or soft? soft … unlike his penis How long do they usually last? haha 8 seconds joe goldberg tease? idk how long sex even lasts in general …. solidly average is my guess Is protection used? he better wrap it before he taps it my girl cannot afford plan b . so yesDoes it ever get boring? not …. boring but ….. consistent. when emma gets too drunk she asks odette for sex advice bc she doesn’t want to bore ickey Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? nowhere is strange if ur brave enough.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? …. yes ….If so, how many children do your muses want/have? she wants 27 children actually but literally anything from 1-30 will suffice …. they need a lot of help on his inevitable farm Who is the favorite parent? mickey is the fun parent so u already know who it is Who is the authoritative parent? REMEMBER the clip i sent u from the marky mark movie … she’s always the bad guy until he gets #fedup and he has to remind her that she’s not doing it this time AJSDKF Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? honeslty both of them unless emma hoards all the candy … selfish  Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both of them they make fucking SIGNS …. its a little league game u dont need to paint the football stripes on ur faceWho goes to parent teacher interviews? they both go but mickey is better at them because emma always goes into teacher mode and tries to talk about Who changes the diapers? mickey does he’s a NURSE he is not grossed out , she is . baby poop is rank Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? where tf is that gifset from prison break when u need it … she does but only because she hates diapers and it’s only fair to pop a tiddie out every night for ur kid in exchangeWho spends the most time with the children? ummmm FAMILY FUN NIGHT x Who packs their lunch boxes?Who gives their children ‘the talk’? mickey he is obligated as a medical professional she don’t teach sex ed …. Who cleans up after the kids? emma but only because she’s a neat freak Who worries the most? both of them try to pretend they’re VERY cool and nonchalant and this is actually very easy until one of them cracks (probably her) and they both worry together constantly . solidarity babey ! ….. moreso her tho u cannot change my mind Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? auntie odette change my mind we said FUCK watergate lives , emdette rise 

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? both of them …. constntly …. disgusting Who is the little spoon? [ jake peralta vc ] everyone likes to be the little spoon, it makes them feel safe ! LOOK HERE buddy …. he is and i dont take questions , even when he was 10 ft Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? can he fucking keep his hands AWF …. thats coming from me not emma she appreciates it Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? both of them …. its CONSTANT … hand on the shoulder , touching someone’s back as u walk past …. SOFT ! n then the one gif  u sent from superstore where amy slaps jonah’s ass that’s emma How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?  they actually fall asleep cuddling and wake up complaining abt falling asleep in a uncomfortable position… shut up abt ur back pain ur not 80 Who gives the most kisses? KISS kisses …. he. but know … she’s always kissing him on the cheek What is their favourite non-sexual activity? this is gonna sound g*y as hell but stay with me here ………. just being in the same place , even when they’re doing diff stuff . TOGETHERNESS …. vomit time Where is their favourite place to cuddle? the couch , i retract my statement about them not being 80 they actually fall asleep watching tv Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? casually ? she … to actually initiate eye emoji ? he How often do they get time to themselves? all the time , they know 2 other people 

Sleeping:

Who snores? he does im hcing this for ur own character If both do, who snores the loudest? she doesn’t SNORE she’s a lady Do they share a bed or sleep separately? they’ve been in 200 different stages of relationship ……. OTHER than depending on that , she sleeps better w him there :3If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they start far apart cos she’s a blanket hog but she always ends up next 2 him Who talks in their sleep? she mumbles sometimes ….. its nothing coherent What do they wear to bed? she owns 47 different stupid size xxxxxxxl shirts that were 2 bucks  from walmart and wears only that . i bet mickey owns a bathrobe, bourgeois pig … Are either of your muses insomniacs? idk she reads a chapter of whatever dumb shit she’s reading and has tea or wine and conks out ….. idk his business Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? idk abt taking them and ik its not the point but shes anal retentive abt keeping medicine in the medicine cabinet so THERE BETTER NOT BE Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? AS I SAID … they start out on opposite sides of the beg and end up more tangled than tangled (20whatever) Who wakes up with bed hair? his hair is floofy ,,,, Who wakes up first? i feel like that depends on his shifts …. she wakes up at the same damn time every week day …. weekends though she sleeps in for 10 yrs so him Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? emma tries and he has to leave bed anyway because the fire alarm goes off  What is their favourite sleeping position? she prefers it when she has all the blankets Who hogs the sheets? she does Do they set an alarm each night? they have JOBS does she look like pippa to u Can a television be found in their bedroom? yes so she can cry over dumb rom coms over somewhere other than the couch …… he’s invested in them , change my mind Who has nightmares? i already know ur about to say he does so im calling the cops on u end of story Who has ridiculous dreams? all of emma’s dreams are indistinguishable from bad acid trips Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? she sleeps in the fetal position he seems like a sprawler …..Who makes the bed? emma …. its gotta be CLEAN and if he ever says “why make it we’re just gonna sleep there again” its on SIGHT What time is bed time? whenever she passes out , always before midnight , considering they’re 72Any routines/rituals before bed? i bet they brush their teeth at the same time to see who can do it faster like they’re five year olds …. or that gifset from new girl where he’s like “ u read my walking dead fanfic ? ”Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? emma takes three cups of coffee to be able to be her CHIPPER self …. 

Work:

Who is the busiest? she has like a 6 hour work day so he for sure Who rakes in the highest income? i just googled nurses versus preschool teachers and he makes twice what she does …. laughs nervously …. glad she’s going back 2 school but elementary teachers STILL make less …. mr talbot got COIN ! Are any of your muses unemployed? no , freeloading is ILLEGAL Who takes the most sick days? i feel like the two worst jobs to go into sick are a literal hospital with immunocompromised people and a preschool with toddlers who dont wash their hands …. equal maybe Who is more likely to turn up late to work? despite her original beef with odette in the apocalypse verse emma is NEVER late to work Who sucks up to their boss? she cooks dinner , a nice LASAGNA for whoever to heat up and mickey has to break it to her that making whoever her superior is eat what tastes like glue will in fact , damage their relationship What are their jobs? hes a nursey  boy …. shes a teacher Who stresses the most? about life in general? her. about work? probably him. he’s dealing with LIVES she’s got the alphabet Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they better they aren’t getting paid enough to hate it Are your muses financially stable? they’re not rich but they’re not dying and that’s what matters 

Home:

Who does the washing? emma because it relaxes her Who takes out the trash? he better , she does not like to  LOOK at things once they are thrown out … its smelly Who does the ironing? neither of them have ironed anything in their lives Who does the cooking? HE HAS TO IDC if he isn’t fuckign gordon ramsay she’ll kill them Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? emma Who is messier? if he leaves a single sock on the floor he is automatically messier than her Who leaves the toilet roll empty? that’s satanic neither of them Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? he does …. its just not REALISTIC that she does Who forgets to flush the toilet? that’s gross ……hopefully neither ….. DISGOSTEING.mp4Who is the prankster around the house? anything STUPID is hers and hers alone but i feel like he’d do something relatively innocent and it would go HORRIBLY wrong like , hey emma come get y’all juice ….Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? despite being organized in every other aspect of her life emma has never kept track of keys in her life its a disease Who mows the lawn? he does , he shld do it shirtless so she can objectify him Who answers the telephone? mickey, she truly stares at it hoping it’ll go away Who does the vacuuming? emmaWho does the groceries? she would make HORRIBLE decisions ,,, he shld make the list and she shld get it Who takes the longest to shower? no sexism but she’s a girl Who spends the most time in the bathroom? see above 

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? yES like … they can afford groceries , make rent , but for literally every american except jeff bezos money is a problem in some area . this isn’t a hc just a capitalist hellscape How many cars do they own? two …. neither of them are very nice cars Do they own their home or do they rent? rent unless/until he gets the farm of his dreams Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? countryside thats where FARMS are … but like rn , coast cos there’s the ocean in town Do they live in the city or in the country? see above bbgDo they enjoy their surroundings? the goats of the future and the noisy neighbors of the current and past eras both leave something to be desired , but in general yes What’s their song? not to go all modern au but remember when stereo hearts was on their 2011 mixtape AJSKDF …. issa bop and its arguably the most cutesy singable on the playlist What do they do when they’re away from each other? bitch idk ? exist as human beings ?Where did they first meet? idk she probably met him for coffee or sum before moving in together to make sure he wasn’t a serial killer How did they first meet? they were roommates … oh my god they were roommates …. she prolly put an ad in the paper very lucky she did not get murdered x Who spends the most money when out shopping? i feel like neither of them are big spenders but her sticker and colored pen budget is larger than it should be Who’s more likely to flash their assets? i thought this was talking about tits for a second but im assuming mone ? they keep it humble Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? they both do , bullying one another is a bonding experience Any mental issues? more than you know my guy Who’s terrified of bugs? if she sees a SPIDER she floors it , but she releases most other bugs …. he better kill anything w 8 legs tho Who kills the spiders around the house? mickey , as described above wow im psychic Their favourite place? they can make any place work together … gay but true , just like me Who pays the bills? she has a special binder just for taxes Do they have any fears for their future? all the fears actually Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? she cannot cook but she has 10/10 ordered takeout , put it on plates and been like :the happy version of the pensive emoji yk the one: i cooked it while the reciept is still on the counter Who uses up all of the hot water? thats very selfish she wld never but she also showers first bc she doesn’t trust him not to ….. Who’s the tallest? they , in american , are the SAME HEIGHT ,,, fuck centimeters Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Who wanders around in their underwear? clothes are oppressive let them both do it coward Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? it probably turns into a competition until they’re both singing at the top of their lungs …. omg watergate you’re gonna burst a vocal cord oh my god they can’t hear us they have airpods in What do they tease each other about? literally everything …. one of them BREAHTES wrong and the other is like “ ah didnt realise the asthma express was in town “ Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? mickey literally dresses like the fresh prince so u already answered that for me Do they have mutual friends? can the real jack detler please stand up Who crushed first? she ……. did not immediately fall in love with him let me tell u , it took her some solid MONTHS to realise she was in deep for his bitch ass Any alcohol or substance related problems? i wld hope not , #stubie twWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? them , together , for getting kicked out of the bar for singing Who swears the most? neither ? 

[lastblossoms-arch]

also max and eun ok bye xo

meme / accepting.

who is more likely to hurt the other : max is definitely more likely to hurt eun but i dont think it’s ever rlly intentional .. it’s just max kinda dealing with his own feelings 

who is emotionally stronger : i wanna say eun soo ??

who is physically stronger : mAX

who is more likely to break a bone : eun soo b/c of what he does but max b/c it’s max

who knows best what to say to upset the other : they both know each other better than anyone honestly so they both would know ??? 

who is most likely to apologise first after an argument : definitely eun soo just b/c he wouldn’t want max to be mad or upset 

who treats who’s wounds more often : max is always the one eun want treating his wounds after matches n stuff tbh :( 

who is in constant need of comfort : um neither really but max gets it constantly b/c eun soo nEVER LETS GO OF HIM LMAO 

who gets more jealous : they both do equally i’d say 

who’s most likely to walk out on the other : max 

who will propose : eUN SOO DEFS AWH 

who has the most difficult parents : i’m gunna go ahead and say uhhh … MAX !!! tho dahee says she is his honorary parent so 

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public : as we’ve established … it’s definitely eun LMAO 

who hogs the blankets : eun soo hogs the blankets but he also doesnt ever let max go throughout the night so .. max gets the blankets too as a result 

who gets more sad : both . max is just relatively better at not expressing it . 

who is better at cheering the other up : tho max obviously makes efforts to cheer eun soo up when he’s sad, eun is better at cheering max up just b/c of his naturally like . bubbly and bright personality 

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes : eun in general but max when he’s drunk i wann say 

who is more streetwise : both ?? probably ?? 

who is more wise : hm … both again

who’s the shyest : iDK B/C I WOULDN’T SAY MAX IS SHY but he’s more reserved than eun soo is .. like eun soo is willing to make friends with every person in existence 

who boasts about the other more : eUN !!!! so much !!!! 

who sits in who’s lap : eun soo likes having max in his lap but for some reason i feel like max is more comfortable having eun sit in his lap u know u feel me u get what i’m saying here 

[hockstuff]

this just brought me on a whole damn emotional journey where i was pain equally as much as i was hot and bothered as well as my heart being so full of love i genuinely dont know how you do it and its literally taking everything in me right now to not type in all caps bc literally all i want to do is yELL ABOUT HOW FUCKING TALENTED YOU ARE AND I TELL YOU THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT: THE. TALENT. 🤩 IM SALKJFDGLFG I DONT KNOW HOW YOU DO IT AND DO IT SO WELL BUT FUCK I LOVED THIS PIECE WITH MY WHOLE ASS HEART BUT ALSO IT CAN BURN IN HELL BC MY HEART CANT TAKE IT BUT ALSO X2 THE ~SPICE OMFG 🥴🥴

ok ok extended thoughts (you don’t have to read this if you don’t want to it’s literally just me needing to let out all my emotions): 

i will probably be swearing a lot bc theres literally just no other way for me to fully express what the actaucl fuck this fic did to me - so i apologise in advance if you dont like swearing and i will try to tone it down... now:

I LITERALLY DONT EVEN BLOODY KNOW WHERE TO START BC MY BRAIN IS FULLY SPIRALLING AND I CANT THINK STRAIGHT BUT I GUESS ILL START WITH: FUCK YOU 🔪(AFFECTIONATE) ADSKJHGFLGF THIS WAS SO GOOD AND FOR WHAT???? HUH??? YOU BREAK MY HEART AND THEN FIX IT??? HOW AM I MEANT TO STAY ANGRY AT HOW GOOD THIS IS???

MY THOUGHTS ARE SO ALL OVER THE PLACE THAT NONE OF THIS IS GONNA MAKE SENSE BUT IM GONNA BREAK THIS DOWN INTO 3 PARTS - SMUT, ANGST FLUFF - SO LETS GO

SMUT

hoooooly hellllll!!!!!!!!! we pretty much start off with smut like um excuse you?? i know we didnt really start with smut but that whole intro scene and just that description of mat putting his clothes back on..... literally just a description of mat putting his clothes on had me feeling like a goddamn WH*RE and his fucking chain and his teasing and his fucking smirks and him hovering over the reader with hands at either sides of her head on the headbord??? OH MY GOD THE SUB IN ME WAS FUCKING SCREAMINGGGGGG AHAHA SAHDFGLAJHSF and YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE HIM SAY “think of me” MAAM THIS IS A WENDYS OH MY GOD I- ASJHDGALJF ok ok im need to calm but oh my god simple dialogue already made me bothered so i knew the rest was just gonna fucking end. me. 🥵

ok next part was basically a real fucking personal attack like i dont even know which parts to highlight bc it was just all so fucking good??? i dont think i even should highlight specific parts bc i might actually lose my goddamn mind!!!!!!!!! it started so gentle and sweet and intimate and yet all i could think to myself how much of a fucking wh*re i am for mat barzal literally not even an ounce of shame and that whole couch (smut) section (ill get into the angst in second but spoiler: fuck you (still affectionate, hm maybe)) was such gold i AHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO HOT I DONT EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY!!!!! oh. oH. OH. when she fucking calls him for one last fuck (lol) girl i cant even be mad bc bitch same 🥴🤤 THE FUCKING PRIASE KINK IM SCREAMING BUT ALSO LIKE THE MUTUAL PRIASE FROM WHEN SHE ASKED IF ITS GOOD AND THEN ALSO HER SAYING TO HIM HES DOING AMAZING IM A SL*T FOR ALL OF THIS ITS ALL I WANT. maybe this is my inner sl*t jumping out but fuck that smut made me need to take a breather bc HOLY SHIT. THIS IS WHAT YOUR WRITING FUCKING DOES TO ME!! IT MAKES ME A WH*RE!! 

ANGST 

what a fucking slap in the face. punch me in the face and run me over with a bus, it’ll hurt less 🔪 “And like how he knew what you were about to confide in him, you knew what his answer would be.You never thought he would be this cruel and have you say what you wanted aloud.” what the fuck allison. my heart shattered. fuck you mat. fuck everything. love isnt real akjDFKJAF. all. men. do. is. disappoint. all mat barzal does is disappoint. your writing tho miss maam, never ever disappoints. you’re the actual queen of angst and i both love and hate you for that bc to be such a great writer in general and then to also have a speciality for angst????? a crime. it should not be allowed, simply bc my heart cant handle it. ok back to the actual fic: this bastard had the AUDACITY to say the reason is bc he does have time??? LIAR. WHAT A FUCKING LIAR. AND YES GIRL YOU TELL HIM WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT THAT EXCUSE IS UGHHH 😭😭😭

““I want someone. Someone who can give me more than this.” And with your back to him, you let your tears silently fall as they pleased, but kept your voice just as soft as his, “And I wish it was you.”” OH MY GOD I PHYSCIALLY FELT MY HEART BREAK AT THIS. YOU HEAR THAT CRACKING SOUND? YEAH THATS MY FUCKING HEART 

JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT JEALOUS MAT !!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD ALLISON YOU KNOW!!!! YOU 🔪KNOW 🔪HOW🔪 I 🔪FEEL🔪 ABOUT 🔪JEALOUSY SO PLS EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU CHOSE TO ATTACK ME WITH THIS YOU’RE REALLY FEEDING INTO MY TOXIC ATTARCTIONS AND I LOVE BUT SHOULD HATE YOU FOR THAT SKJASGFKJGFDLG

ok ok im taking a deep breath and dissecting this bc this whole section made me go insane skajhfdakh first of all, the introduction between noah and mat? this goddamn petty jealous bastard AHAHAHAHA i love him. second, THE FUCKING PING PONG BALL AHAHAHAHHA I CANT THAT WAS SO FUNNY MATS COMPETITIVE ASS WOULD NEVER THROW A SHOT BUT IN THE NAME OF JEALOUSY OF COURSE HE WOULD AHAAHAH 💀💀 THAT WAS SUCH A COMICAL SCENE AMONGST THE PAIN BC ““I want to hear about your Tuesday’s,” his voice shrank, but when he looked into your eyes, he offered you the smallest of relaxed smiles, “I miss the color of your eyes.”” im sorry did i ask to be fucking murdered? and ““I can’t even lose you because I don’t have you.”” kill me, just fucking end me i cant take this i was literally crying it hurt so much. THIS BATHROOM SCENE WAS WRITTEN SO WELL EVERY SINGLE WORD HURT AND I LITERALLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY IT HURT SO BAD THAT IT WAS SO GOOD 

FLUFF

im crying but like happy soft crying, crying gently if you will but also crying like the mess that i am bc i will never know love like this (this seems to be the my consensus for every fic you’ve ever written) “He moved around your home like he had never left.” THEY BELONG TOGETHER AND THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE kdjhgasdlg 😭 this was such a well written, well placed, simply yet impactful sentence and of course you wrote it 🥺 “And with one look at you, his smile was dismal, and his eyes brimmed with sadness thinking about all of the Tuesday’s you had to deal with by yourself.” im fucking sorry? my heart broke at this bc you can literally just feel the love and the genuine sadness he feels by just looking at her oh my god and the whole fucking tuesday thing???? literally hits home bc her “tuesdays” are my mondays and my mondays always suck theyre just such long days i hate them and now all i want is to have a mat barzal to come home to after a long monday im sad now 🥲

““I do, but I’ll work around your schedule.”.... “I want something more with you. I want to make it work.”” this made me fall hard im spiralling afhjsfgsg acts of service is my love language so this made my heart just swoon and ugh its so full and so much love and im 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

overall everything for this fic: im all out of words - i simply cannot express anymore emotion bc this took every emotion out of me and broke my heart yet its also put it back together ughhh it was so good and so well written and 10k? wow amazing, spectacular, a gift! i will be reading this fic for the rest of my life bc it literally has not only smut, angst, and fluff but it has all my favourite tropes and traits and ugh i love it so much 💗💗

the only emoji (and it just so happens to be my all time favourite) that perfectly fits this fic: 🔪🔪🔪 (it’s so versatile, just like this fic)

A/N: We’ve got the works here… Thank you to the anon for the request! I can’t find it, otherwise I would link, but here we are!! If you’re not 18+, please head over to my masterlist and read something a bit more fluffy!! I’d love to hear all of your thoughts… words of affirmation is my love language 🔥 I hope wherever you find yourself in the world, that you’re having a good day/evening!!

Request: When you start to want more than your friends-with-benefits arrangement with Mat, he rejects your suggestion. But after a few months apart, and after you found someone else, Mat rethinks his feelings for you // Ex-FWB With a Fluff Ending 

MASTERLIST | LET’S CHAT 🥂 | Mat Barzal x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Smut  // WC: 10K // Angst & Smut & Fluff

The two of you are not in love. At least not really.

He soothingly stroked your arm when you laid in bed together after a shared intimate moment. You threaded your fingers through his hair whenever he leaned his head on your shoulder. He calls you every Tuesday night because he knows that’s your busiest day of the week, and hearing his voice relaxes you. And you wear his last name on a hockey jersey because you know how much it excites him.

You keep his favorite snacks at your place. He keeps your favorite candle on his coffee table. You watch every hockey game. He respects your schedule. His laugh is your favorite sound. And your eyes are his favorite color.

But the two of you are not in love. At least…not really.

Sitting up against the headboard of your bed, you clutched the white linen sheets––that smelled like him––to your chest as you watched Mat tug his jeans over his legs. He bent down to grab his shirt that was thrown on the floor and easily slipped it over his head; as you savored the last seconds of seeing his bare chest.

He ran a hand through his hair, eyes scanning the bedroom floor to make sure he had everything. But even if he forgot something, you knew––just as well as he did––that he would be back.

Mat’s chuckle brought you out of your thoughts, “Don’t give me that look.”

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[careol-arc]

MAROL

send me a ship and I'll tell you...

who is more likely to hurt the other? - i think merle is more likely to hurt carol. NEVER PHYSICALLY THOUGH SO DONT YOU DARE ASSUME THATwho is emotionally stronger? - what are emotions? pft they never feel those they bottle all of that shit up.who is physically stronger? - definitely merle.who is more likely to break a bone? - honestly i feel like merle cause he can be reckless and stupidwho knows best what to say to upset the other? - merle is pretty good at upsetting people tbhwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? - carol would apologize to him i think.who treats who’s wounds more often? - carol treats his wounds of coursewho is in constant need of comfort? - they both equally need the comfort. but merle would never ask for itwho gets more jealous? - they probably both do tbhwho’s most likely to walk out on the other? - its a dixon trait to walk away from an argument out of pure angerwho will propose? - merle fucking betterwho has the most difficult parents? - definitely merle lmaowho initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? - mostly carol but sometimes merle will v shyly do sowho comes up for the other all the time? - i still dont know what this question means and im gonna keep answering bothwho hogs the blankets? - carol always hogs the blankets no matter who its withwho gets more sad? - carol :’)who is better at cheering the other up? - merle says stupid shit all the time and cheers her up for surewho’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? - carol slaps merle just because she wants to tbhwho is more streetwise? - merlewho is more wise? - they both kinda are tbhwho’s the shyest? - carol is i thinkwho boasts about the other more? - carol does because she wants people to realize what a good man merle actually is despite his many, many faultswho sits on who’s lap? - carol will sit on that lap all day bb

[guccifloralsuits]

Omg that ship thing!!! Do h*ylor I am sorry if you hate it if you do do zarry

ya know, haylor actually strangely fascinates me, for some reason. I hated it when it was going on, but thats because I was a *cringe* larr*e (in my defense I was a child dont come @ me) and the relationship threatened my reality, or what I wanted that reality to be. Now, I think it was a lot deeper than people/the fandom wanted to accept it as. Also I just answered a zarry one, so haylor….let’s see…

who is more likely to hurt the other? Harry. easily. Have you heard 1989? You don’t write an album like than unless someone did a real number on you…you can feel the heartbreak in some of the writing, it’s so full of emotion. I’m not a swift fan, but after falling in love and ending up burned, i listened to the album, and just. It put exactly what I was going through into words. The hurt, the anger, the missing him and the regrets. yeah, he def hurt her, in the endwho is emotionally stronger? Harry. He doesn’t let his emotions control his actions and words, ever. no matter how intense he feels the things he does. Taylor, on the other hand, is driven by emotions. She lets them fester, and she lets them come out in her actions and words (2013 VMAs, just saying). In some ways, that elevates her song writing capability (bad blood and it’s success for ex), but in others…it works to her detriment (the feuds she’s developed along the way) who is physically stronger? Harry, thats an easy one lmao who is more likely to break a bone? Harry, tripping on stage. I don’t actually know how clumsy Taylor is. this randomly made me remember the ski accident affair though haha oh my goddddwho knows best what to say to upset the other? ah, both, I feel like. Taylor in the passive-agressive disses to the media when it was all still fresh bc harry h a t e s media spotlight on that stuff, which she prob knew. (keep in mind, this is when the break up was still fresh. as time went on, Taylor stopped responding to celeb-newline bait questions abt the relationship). And harry for not responding in kind. Like, for all intents and purposes, he came off unaffected by the things she was saying (let’s look again back at the VMAs) and I think that pissed of Taylor, bc she was looking for a reaction. who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Taylor, because I honestly think she cared more and was afraid harry would walk out if she didn’t. And he might have, honestly. who treats who’s wounds more often? Harry to Taylor’s, more because I see harry having a harder time opening up to people he’s in a romantic relationship w. He’s made some allusions to thinking of himself as not boyfriend material and I think some of that comes down to him feeling scared to let himself fall, to expose himself so fully to another person like that, only to get hurt in the end. Because of that, he doesn’t come to his sig others for comfort about any Deep Personal Issueswho is in constant need of comfort? This is hard. this is kind of around the time h’s friendship with Louis was dying, so I can see him coming to her for comfort about that, bc she was outside the situation and unconnected to their relationship (unlike almost everyone else in harrys life at that point). I also see Taylor as a vent-y type, so both? but I don’t think they’d go That Deep, just stick to external stresses and not internal woundswho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Harry aka cruise ship stranding to go sit with older men in a hot-tub (I shouldn’t b laughing he’s the worst but  I lived when that happened)) who will propose? harry, but after Taylor arranged how and where it would happen, and wrote out & sent him what he should saywho has the most difficult parents? I can see Harry’s as not disapproving but like 👀👀 ok harry let’s see how well this is gunna go down we support u hon but this is gunna blow up in ur face who hogs the blankets? they share, sharing is caring who gets more sad? this was kinda in one of harrys ah, messier years…but Taylor’s rep started getting t o r n when they started dating, and I lot of it was propagated by this fandom. before, like. She had boyfriends, but it was never really media talk. When haylor happened? God. She got dragged dude, and I could see that making her sad/affecting her a lot who is better at cheering the other up? harry. he’d show up at midnight w flowers and no warning, and they’d go driving down the empty highway with the windows down and it would make Taylor just…forget about the media, and the spotlight, even for just a moment. who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Taylor to harry who is more streetwise? Harry, I think who is more wise? Harry, because he just lets things roll off him in a way Taylor sometimes still struggles to. He doesn’t get caught up in the little things, or the small/negative comments. Taylor needs to work on that, in my opinion.who’s the shyest? I see them both as pretty shy but good at faking extraverted who boasts about the other more? Both pretty tight lipped bc the media are hungry as hell who sits on who’s lap? Taylor on Harrys, but harry on Taylors when they got drunk 

Anyways, hope this was satisfactory. I don’t know Taylor all that well and I don’t pretend to, but. I do have A Lot of thoughts about Haylor (I just never share em bc this is a…sore subject for some, still). 

Send me ships and I’ll answer these questions about them 

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tanga and yume for the ship !!

who is more likely to hurt the other?

physically, tanga could hurt her easily. but this wouldn't happen likely or at all

who is emotionally stronger?

they are both equally strong but i think with how tanga can bottle things up and just stay so quiet that he is more emotionally stronger then yume. 

who is physically stronger?

tanga is a lowkey buff bean

who is more likely to break a bone? 

with tanga’s rare but brutal fights he can probably break something,,

who knows best what to say to upset the other? 

i kind of feel like yume would know a lot of what to say?? but then tanga could push her buttons too.

who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? 

tanga 

who treats who’s wounds more often? 

yume 

who is in constant need of comfort? 

yume, but sometimes tanga needs it a lot too. 

who gets more jealous? 

yUME //but then tanga can get really jelly too,,

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 

kind of wanna say yume??? but tanga could to depending on the situation. 

who will propose? 

tanga

who has the most difficult parents?

yume////

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 

they both do! ^^ tanga mostly does it when he’s nervous though

who comes up for the other all the time? 

i dont even understand this question so like,,, i’ll leave this one unanswered//

who hogs the blankets? 

yume

who gets more sad? 

Y U M E //lowkey tangawho is better at cheering the other up? 

yume knows how to make her babe smile. but tanga can get yume all happy too if she’s sad or upset in general.

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

yume cx

who is more streetwise?

tanga!

who is more wise?

i think they’re pretty equal in smarts tbh //

who’s the shyest? 

tanga,,,

who boasts about the other more? 

taNGA

who sits on who’s lap?

yume loves sitting on tanga’s lap ;))))