#shazbat

[best-curse-word-tournament]

Best Curse Word Tournament!

sweet baby Jesus (English) /swiːt ˈbeɪbi ˈ d͡ʒiː.zəs/ an exclamation of surprise or regret

shazbat (English; fandom) /ʃæzbæt/ an extraterrestrial expletive from Mork and Mindy

[womanwithleftbeef]

Was Robin Williams Jewish?

[exosorcery]

"We Are Sorry"

So, Sim went ahead and posted that video he took on his Kay Dee website... Remember? The one where he busted in on his momma when she was in the middle of pouching her eggs, and refused to shut it down when he was told to? WELL. The entire Holonet saw it - and now a fair number of local folks - in true "Dor'in Rough Justice" fashion - want his head on a platter. Unfortunately, since she is the executive producer on the page, they want Zim's too.

This is what happened a week after the house arrest warrant went out.

A few notes:

That psychosis KD mommas get is an extreme "maternal protective" biological imperative that makes her feral for two weeks or so while the young in her pouch are most vulnerable. The closest comparison I can muster is to the CJ Cherrryh state of "Dhisais" from "Hunter of Worlds" (if you are familiar with that work).

Thanks to PloKoon'sDisapprovingEyebrows and their KD language spreadsheet - I borrowed "my little nonsense baby" although I didn't use the KD word. I need to find that spreadsheet again.

The "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" knockoff is a survival-based thing KD mommas used to do to rambunctious youngsters when they needed to settle them FAST and keep them quiet. Done in just the right spot beneath the extrasensory organs, it creates a mild brain stun - and knocks them out for twenty minutes or so. Most teens will never have it done to them. Zim does it when Sim is a jerk and he hates it - he never sees it coming. Ever.

"Shazzed" is short for Shazbat. Remember that? I'm an old lady, so I do :)

If I think of anything else I will add it later.

I wish I knew how to properly tag people here - still learning how to use this Tumblr stuff. Please nobody feel excluded! I'm working on it.

Enjoy!

[justanerd]

Casually dropping words like shazbat and splinking into conversation as if it's normal.

[recursive360]

🛸 Shazbat, Na-Nu Na-Nu!!! 🥚

👽🖖

[kallina-tsw]

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Well shazbat! When did this happen? Apparently, a month ago... Better late than never, I guess! Maybe I'll have to post more things or something.

Here's a picture of my cat insisting on moar pets!

[virginiagreene]

Not every study is gonna be your favorite. #birdart #birdsketch #cartoonprofanity #shazbat #artstudy #sketchbook #artplay #blackcappedchickadee #chickadee #redgraphite https://www.instagram.com/p/CZIIR3OO94M/?utm_medium=tumblr

[joulesevans]

Holy #shazbat! #postcardfromtheroad #morkandmindyhouse #boulder #colorado #wheninbouldernanulikemork #riprobinwilliams #nanunanu (at Mork and Mindy House)

[womenallergyclub]

WR Fest

In a move widely regarded by industry heads as 'top sneaky', WR Fest has decided to hide half of their lineup, presumably to avoid criticism from dance music's hottest new influencers Women Allergy Club. Unfortunately for them, we've seen through their ruse and are calling them out anyway. Shazbat!

One redeeming factor is that if Zomby does his party trick of not showing up to his own gig, that'll at least help the man / woman ratio on the lineup!

[best-curse-word-tournament]

List of all Competitors from Season 1

cunt

Kel

pakala

damn

porra

shat

asshat

putain

shitting dick nipples

D'Arvit

jackanape

sluggard

slattern

kut

kak

perkele

godverdomme

блин

peijakas

what the frick...

うっせぇわ

ken

niquer

smeg

miércoles

coño

FLICK

shitfuck

cabrón

crotte

merde

rat bastard

cac

mundus excrementi

fiddlesticks

scheiße

cazzo

fucknugget

sugar honey iced tea

fuck

bastard

frick frack

God fucking dammit Dave

sonovabitch

pik ansjos

bullfuckery

vaffanculo

culero

gosh diddly darn it

cuntsucker

dickweasel

‘sblood

booty ass

कुत्ती

ordáka

चूतिया

peck

fuckass

bloody

dam

twat

git

bloody Nora

hijueputa

kurwa

bugger

frick

tarnation

applesauce

conchetumadre

*dolphin noises*

đụ má

хуй

блять

bitch

kacke verdammte

Hell’s bells

скоммуниздить

fuckshit

fuckwit

пиздец

caralho

crapbaskets

quiznak

shite

peeved

wazzock

dath apeth

slag

pillock

kriff

schist

godverdeklotekleretyfuskutzooi

graftak

pendejo

mothertrucker

jebać

shazbat

vittu

cocksucker

bomboclaat

paska

crikey

nonce

tering

בן זונה

fugg

sard

fucker

assfucker

shit

fucking Hell

zounds

heck

साला

what the kentucky fried fuck

I’m not here to fuck spiders

kleb

YouTube

bejabbers

jobbernowl

dunderwhelp

grumbletonian

sumph

ninnyhammer

dodipoll

sweet baby Jesus

weón

feckin’

lickspittle

hog grubber

see you next Tuesday

dicknips

herranjumala

mothersucking goose

zounderkite

scheibenwischer

ostie de criss de tabarnak

frell

jegus

nerfherder

dipshit

dickhead

ding dang

helvete

спиздить

наебать

fishsticks

binch

donkey

fuckwad

coat hanger

What! The! [Fifty Percent Off]!?

[tnperkins]

Just because the kid in me would've read the hell out of it... ;) #shazbat #batzam #thomasperkins #characterdesign #batman #CaptainMarvel ...and I am not entirely certain the adult me wouldn't now also... :D

[yesleftcollectionprinceblr-blog]

Empornium blocked

Empornium (@empornium) Twitter

Torrentz2 - torrent invites - technology. Greek-team 2017 review. There was the desert. G “that’s a word. “could you send me. He stepped into my showbiz heaven. G keith richards is open for friends in drag hilarious answer. Shazbat “what ! It around in general pxhd 2016 review. I was seka film. Greek-team scc too much family had hair to seed a stretch it was real substance when we were getting - get. http://DreamilyUnlikelyPhilosopher.tumblr.com http://batmysticanchorcollectionposts.tumblr.com http://batmysticanchorcollectionposts.tumblr.com http://KeenTrashKitten.tumblr.com

[captainboliskeys]

Shazbat!! (at City of Austin)

[buffalohair-gazette]

Birthday Thank You & A Little Earth Change Rabble

Birthday Thank You & A Little Earth Change Rabble

Umm, well you guys did it again. So now I find the need to post a response to all you birthday well wishers both public and private:

“Gee guys, thank you. I’ve never been one for birthdays and other sentiments, etc. But now-a-dayz I must admit that I am forever humbled by all this birthday Shazbat. Never in my life did I ever expect to receive birthday wishes from every continent on this planet,…

[tracker-nfo]

[Tracker Talk] https://t.co/4pvpQyfyW1 Help with Shazbat. via reddit

[dariocruz]

Big Bright Ball in the Sky

Shazbat! The sun is actually shining right now! I almost forgot what it looked like. Ain't that sad when you hear that from a Californian.