#shawn spencer/juliet o'hara

[veryace-ficrecs]

Shawn/Juliet Fic Recs

Happy Holidays to whichever one you're celebrating tonight! I'll be lighting my menorah! ♪(´▽｀)

This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :)

You Are My Lighthouse (I'm Drowning in the Darkest Ocean) by RobinsonsWereHere - Rated T

While investigating a private case, Shawn gets drugged. His first solution, through the haze of overstimulation, is to climb Juliet's fire escape. It's not exactly the best possible solution.

Shawn Spencer's Softest Cells by huckleberryzenon - Rated G

Spencer hadn’t made a "Lethal Weapon" joke in seventeen minutes. In fact, he hadn’t made any jokes at all. If Lassiter were the type of person to worry about Shawn Spencer, fake-psychic-slash-all-around-major-pain-in-Lassister’s-ass, he would find the lack of crass pop-culture references deeply concerning. But he was not, so... A.K.A., Shawn gets shot accidentally with only Lassie and a former-umbrella-seller-slash-current-drug-dealer for company. Soft Cell is more relevant than they have been since 1986.

The Smartest Dumb Person She's Ever Met by ObsidianCreates - Rated T

Shawn moves in, and Juliet notices some things that call into question how her boyfriend truly solves his cases. But if he's actually so smart, so perceptive, why doesn't he just show so?

Henry Spencer Is A Bastard (With A Broken Nose) by ObsidianCreates - Rated T

Jules finds a notebook where Shawn wrote a few situations from his childhood, and it makes her question everything she knew about Henry and about Shawn's childhood. Along with Gus and Lassie she investigates further and learns that Shawn's father was much, much worse than any of them truly realized. And when Henry finds out about their little investigation, a confrontation that's been boiling for weeks leaves behind bloodied knuckles, a broken nose, and the shattered respect of the entire SBPD.

the robbed that smiles steals something from the thief by EclipseWing - Rated G

That one in which Shawn is a con-artist, a liar and a thief. AU - Shawn found himself a job before he came back to Santa Barbara. Unabashedly Shules.

it's so exhausting on this silver screen by Anonymous - Rated G

It's not like it isn't cool. It's good for party tricks, recalling names and birthdays, picking up on things nobody else ever picks up on. It's even given him a job, a livelihood. So yes. He appreciates it. But that doesn't mean it also isn't a hindrance in ways he never signed up for.

On Shawn Spencer, good friends, and why an eidetic memory isn't quite as exciting as it sounds.

The Invention of Lying by Treesinthewind - Rated G

Shawn doesn’t call, which is strange. She never expected him to respect her dictum that she needed space. [Post-Ep for "Right Turn or Left for Dead."]

Worth Staying For by cosette141 - Rated G

It's Christmas Eve night and something is bothering Shawn. Juliet is determined to find out just what. Shules. A little fluff and a little emotional h/c all wrapped and tied with a little bow.

Does It Count as Eavesdropping if You're Comatose? by Emachinescat - Rated T

They say people who are comatose can still hear what is going on around them. This is what Shawn heard. Written for Febuwhump on Tumblr. Day 28: coma

[philtstone]

psych + textposts bc it was about time i did one

[magicschoolbus-stowaway]

Psych 🍍 + text posts

[impossiblekittydelusion]

Loooove that everyone else is Psych gets the 'normal in comparison' treatment because of Shawn.

Juliet? Goes undercover so well she wears her outfits to the precinct. Broke some girl's nose undercover. Threw a surprise party for Lassie and invited only criminals.

Lassiter? Keeps an adress book of past arrests to 'check up on them'. Massive gun nerd. Keeps a board of criminals pasted up in his house. His hobbies outside of work are guns and civil war reenactment (so basically the same stuff he does at work).

Chief Vick? Made Shawn get her a babysitter and told him he couldn't work any cases until he did. Hired a psychic to work for the police. Is that even legal? Had the most childish fight with her sister in front of her subordinates.

Gus? Never wants to let anyone use his work phone even when they are actively in mortal danger. Put Shawn on his insurance plan. Never gets over anything ever. He's a sympathetic crier. He doesn't see his friend for like almost a decade and immediately jumps into lying to the police with him.

[dragonpyre]

This show is a gem

[masdane]

Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end

[carlton-lassie-lassiter]

help i can't stop myself , i'm beeing possessed by a meme making demon

[b99andsoc]

I’m in the camp that Vick knew Shawn wasn’t psychic but I also think she saw what he could do and went “I’m about to have the best arrest numbers in the county” and just let him do whatever

[tomcriuse]

Psych 5.10 'Extradition II: The Actual Extradition Part'

[mayatuks-catastrophe]

i quote this daily

[thephprofessor]

psych as the onion headlines. spoilers ahead. i made too many of these anyways enjoy!!

[brokenheartedcubscout]

"i love you" is old, it's tired.

"i love my motorcycle. it's the purest form of freedom i have ever experienced. it's easily the best purchase of my life and i've never regretted it, not for one second because i love my motorcycle; but ever since i met you, i've been thinking about buying a car" is fun, it's fresh.

[wolfstarlights]

I’ll say it. The musical episode on psych (2006) is a fucking masterpiece. I hate it. I love it. It’s terrible and sucks ass. It’s perfect in every single way. It doesn’t make any sense at all. It’s entirely logical. It’s unironically my favourite episode of the show.

Special shoutout to “I’ve heard it both ways” for being both an absolute banger and having some real killer lyrics. “I’ve heard it both ways, the right way and then yours” — thousands are dead, no survivors. “I’m not sure which of them is cracked”-“the nuts?”-“YOU’RE cracked”-“YOU’RE nuts!” Fucking perfection man idk what to tell you.

[kiyotaka-perchance]

i was bored and these were fun to make so 😞

[sunstitched]

more psych as text posts i made😁🍍

[tomat0burger]