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I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
#MEEEEE#except sometimes i get pinged and then get to see it dying in a flaming wreakage#i really need to.clean up my discords
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on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded
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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah
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The thing about "Not all men" is that the men it applies to don't need to hear it. Like any actual principled male feminist doesn't need to be coddled and reassured that he isn't a "bad person" just because he's part of a privileged oppressor class in relation to women. You aren't much of a "progressive", even in the loosest uses of that term, if systemic critiques cause you personal offense
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the marinette hate is so strong right now, and a tiktok comment made me realize lila is manipulating the fandom the same way she manipulates everyone in universe. following marinette around, ensuring akumas can be directly related to marinette’s actions. because lila has always wanted everyone to hate marinette, whether she knows she’s ladybug or not. so she’s using her power to eventually turn everyone against marinette, and it’s working on the fandom too. master manipulator right there
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It's dumb as hell that tumblr won't let you reblog posts from deactivated blogs that had you blocked. Like. Clearly I'm the superior blog here I'm the survivor I should be able to pillage and plunder whatever I like from them
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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
#pituitary glands#im pretty sure this can be fixed but man i was hoping it was the spleen for the jokes#or reproductive organs was that on the.list that woulda been amazing
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one thing I really like about my relationship with my boyfriend is that we can express negative feelings about each other's actions without assigning blame or requiring apology. I mean like for morally neutral things like "it drives me crazy when you leave a wet towel on the floor instead of hanging it up"
cause now like instead of "oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drive you crazy, I'm terrible and unsocialized" or "um well that's dumb, who cares" it's like
"it does? I didn't know that. how come?"
"because it will mildew and I keep tripping over it and I don't know whether you intend to reuse that towel or whether it needs to go in the wash"
"okay so usually if I intend to reuse it I hang it up, and if it needs to go in the wash I drop it on the floor. I guess because I thought I shouldn't put it in the hamper because it would get all the other dirty clothes wet and then THEY might mildew before we do the laundry."
"that's valid. what if we have a specific place to hang wet towels that need to be washed? how about this one hook here"
"perfect!"
no hurt feelings, nobody being made to feel shitty and sloppy on one hand or uptight and bitchy in the other hand. just, we're partners right? let's workshop this
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Bow-riding 🐬⛴️
For centuries, dolphins have been known to ride the bow pressure waves of boats, and this incredible video by @eliasagudogomez captures the magic in action.
Music: Tom Odell•Another Love
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i love when you read/watch an influential piece of storytelling and you're like ohhhhhh ok i see. so everyone else was copying this guy's homework
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beginning to suspect that if I ever want to have a published novel I will have to actually write a novel, which is frankly ghoulish
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BBC Merlin was so crazy what do you mean Merlin was moaning Arthur’s name in his sleep in EPISODE FOUR
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'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'
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STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND
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