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me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

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The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

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the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

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my dad saw ao3 open on my computer and asked if that was like my writing club and just so you know that's what fanfic writers are now, we're all in the same writing club where we all write about the same media and show each other our little stories and that's kind of cool actually

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so-called "free thinkers" when they hear you open a can of wet food

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It’s in the cards

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Moon halo above Sedona, Az. Orion too. Thirty-minute timelapse.

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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

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Psych 7x05 | 100 Clues

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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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Hrensko, Czech Republic (by trekkpics)

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writing isnt even like a hobby to me anymore its just that theres images trapped in my head and if i dont get them out fast enough they start rotting in there and stinking up the place