#shawn crahan headcanons

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How they propose/ Slipknot x reader

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Shawn:

- i think he is a simple man

- probably you would watch a movie together, you're snuggled up to him

- at some point he looks at you and decides the perfect moment has come

- he takes a ring out of his pocket

- "Y/N will you marry me?" You wouldn't even know it until he lightly nudges you

- you look at him in wonder. After a short moment you answer him. "Yes I will."

- you snuggle closer to him

- He slides the ring over your finger

- extra: if you don't have children yet, he would like to have some as soon as possible

Craig:

- he has to get over himself, even if you've been together for a long time (it's a miracle he ever asked you out), he's just too shy

- after a concert he comes off the stage, the adrenaline is flowing through his blood, probably the only reason he has the sudden courage

- because he has been planning to marry you for a long time, he takes the ring out of his pocket

- he gets on his knee in front of you, "Y/N, do you want to make me happy until the end of my days?"

- you nod, tears of joy running down your cheeks (maybe also out of pride that he finally mouthed the question)

- a little crowd has formed around you

- he puts the ring on your finger

- you embrace, he even gives you a gentle kiss

- the audience claps, among them are also the other members of the group

Joey:

- he is a romantic man

- he has been planning the proposal for a long time

- when the big day arrives he doesn't let on, only in the evening you notice that he is excited

- you think it's because the new album will be released in the next few days, you try to calm him down

- in the evening you go to a restaurant, enjoy the togetherness

- afterwards you sit down in your backyard on a garden swing, candles burning

- you are cuddled up to him until Joey suddenly gets up and announces that he has to go to the bathroom

- afterwards he tells you that he really had to use the bathroom, but you know that he just had to encourage himself

- when he stands in front of you again, he runs his hand through his hair

- you watch him slowly sink to the ground

- excitedly he pulls out a box

- he looks up at you, "Y/N, will you marry me?"

- "What?" You don't realize it at first. "Do I want to marry you? Yes I do." You fall around his neck

- his arms close tightly around you

- He murmurs in your ear. "I've dreamed of this for a long time."

Chris:

- I think it's important to him to have everyone he cares about around

- that means you should be more of an open person

- probably he would ask you in the middle of a music video shoot

- one take is finished and the next scene is to be shot

- Chris suddenly gets down on his knee

- you think he wants to tie his shoes when in front of you Joey appears

- he grabs your hand without saying anything, you hear a muffled giggle through his mask

- he pulls you behind him until you are standing in front of Chris

- the other band members and crew gather around you

- "Babe, I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time. Will you make me the happiest man today and marry me?"

- all are silent and wait for your answer

- "I'm glad you finally asked that. Of course I do."

- everyone starts cheering, Chris jumps up

- he wants to kiss you, almost playing your eye out with his nose, you laugh

- "Sorry love." He caresses your cheek and quickly rips the mask off his head

- you press your lips together, smiling into the kiss

- the cheering gets louder

Paul:

- he has an appointment for a tattoo

- You accompany him

- he and the tattoo artist work together on the design

- at some point Paul calls you to him, you should also look at it again before he gets it stung under the skin

- you go to him

- "What is this?" The design consists of the question 'Will you marry me?" and two boxes with a yes and a no above it

- "What do you say?" He asks you

- "That you shouldn't tattoo it. Other than that yes I do."

- he pulls you onto his lap and kisses you

- he puts the ring on your finger

- shortly after you ask him. "Do you really want to get a tattoo or was this all just an excuse to propose?"

- his tattoo artist laughs and shows you a design. It's a detail of your eyes. Paul points to it. "That's what I want. What do you say?"

- "It's beautiful... my eyes."

- he grins. "That's what I thought."

Sid:

- he does it suddenly, you haven't even known each other that long

- but he quickly realizes that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

- you just woke up, standing in the kitchen and making breakfast

- you look the same as when you got up

- Sid comes into the kitchen and he realizes that he only needs you in his life

- he puts his arms around you

- "Y/N will you marry me?" His head is on your shoulder

- you turn in his arms. "Of course I want to marry you someday."

- "No I mean it. Do you want to marry me? I don't have a ring, but I can still get you one." He says

- "Are you sure?"

- "Yes."

- you accept the proposal and kiss him softly

Corey:

- he's just as romantic as Joey and has been planning it for a long time too

- Corey blindfolds you, drives you to a place you have a lot of connection with (maybe where you met or confessed love)

- he helps you out of the car and leads you to a place

- "Babe you can take off the blindfold".

- you take it off, in front of you kneels Corey

- around him are thousands of flowers, your favorites

- he asks you the question that is most important to him. "Will you marry me?"

- you accept the ring, of course

- Corey starts to sob, at the same time he showers you with kisses, he is just so happy that you want to marry him

- he always thought he wasn't good enough for you

- at the end you are in each other's arms and cry out of joy

Mick:

- you're at work and you get a message from your boyfriend. "Honey, will you marry me?"

- you think he's joking and play along. Who asks something like that over the phone

- "Yeah, of course I will. Love you."

- "Love you too." He replies with way too many smileys

- you giggle and put your phone away

- as you enter the house Mick comes out of a room, wraps you in his arms and kisses you demandingly

- "Hello Mrs./Mr. Thomson."

- "Hello Mr. Thomson." You reply jokingly

- "I just couldn't wait any longer. I just had to ask you."

- your smile freezes. "Wait, you were serious about that question?"

- he nods. "I still have to give you the ring. I have it right here." He pulls it out

- "Give me your hand." You hold it out to him

- "I thought you were kidding." He laughs at your statement. "No, I was serious." "Oh."

- "Will you marry me anyway?"

- You nod. "Once agreed then it stays that way, honey."

Jim:

- Jim has written a song

- he asks you to sing the lyrics, he plays on his guitar

- he hands you the lyrics, "Don't read it yet. Not until you sing."

- you turn the note over immediately, "Sorry Mr. Root, I didn't know that."

- he mumbles something to himself

- he starts to play a melody and gives you a sign shortly after

- you start singing the first verse

- in it Jim obviously shows you how much he loves you

- in the second part he sings about your future together

- your singing becomes quieter and quieter, turns into a reading

- the song ends with a question. "Will you marry me?"

- "What?" You look at Jim, who looks at you, waiting

- "And what do you say?"

- "You really want to marry me?" He nods

- You fall around his neck nodding eagerly. "That was so sweet. I love you so much."

- "I love you too." He finally takes out the ring and gives it to you

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SLIPKNOT IN A FANTASY KINGDOM AU

SID WILSON - Jester

I mean... Let's get real. This guy is funny as fuck.

If I didn't headcanon him as a jester then something would be mentally and morally wrong with me.

JOEY JORDISON - Farrier

I think this one is for my own personal enjoyment but he just seems like he'd enjoy putting on horseshoes??

We all know he was an animal lover so this is certainly fitting in that sense

PAUL GRAY - Butcher

Paul could've certainly did this IRL when he was alive and most of me believes he would've been really good at it.

And to honor his legacy as the pig, this is only fitting.

CHRIS FEHN - Hunter

Chris on the hunt scares me in my head. So I had to do it. It had to happen.

Imagine him fucking chasing after you?? Helllllll no.

JIM ROOT - Blacksmith

He works with motorcycles so this is the closest we'd get in a kingdom fantasy sense

He can still be sexy and sweaty just without the grease from a bike

CRAIG JONES - Banker

I feel like at one point he was in charge of the bands finances, whether that's true or not I really don't know, but I want to assume it was true

He'd kill it as a banker and you can't change my mind

SHAWN CRAHAN - Judge

After all these shit decisions with the band, this would be so fitting! And it would give Mick a very intensive job.

As you can tell, I'm not happy with Shawn at all. He'd be corrupt and that's the end of the story.

MICK THOMSON - Executioner

Big man. Biiiiiig man. This is the perfect job for a big burly man.

And seeing him come up to fucking murder you with that black hood on? Terrifying.

COREY TAYLOR - Sheriff

Going along with Shawn in corruption, he'd make the perfect Sheriff! I'm also not happy with him.

But he does lay down the law most of the time so it's a fitting job regardless.

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band members favorite sanrio characters :: SLIPKNOT

sid wilson :: my sweet piano

joey jordison :: chococat

paul gray :: pompompurin

chris fehn :: hangyodn

jim root :: kuromi

craig jones :: pochacco

shawn crahan :: my melody

mick thomson :: badtz-maru

corey taylor :: aggretsuko

jay weinberg :: hello kitty

alessandro venturella :: cogimyun

michael pfaff :: cinnamoroll

mystery guy :: gudetama

eloy casagrande :: keroppi

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chris/shawn :]]]

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don't have the symbol in my keyboard but the valentines day one :,}

💓: who initiates most physical contact? shawn!!! Chris is so awkward, so shawn normally initiates hand holding.

💜: who said “i love you” first? or, if neither has said it yet, who is more likely to say it first? Chris did, by accident. a bunch of word vomit about how much he loves and cares for shawn other than a bandmate, ended in a soft "i like you, a lot."

💝: who spends more time (possibly overthinking) what presents to get the other? Chris for sure, he always overthinks on what to get shawn because it has to be perfect. he always goes for something small in the end or something shawn has talked about wanting.

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Hi! I usually write on wattpad so this is my first one on here :-) I’m not sure how this all works so this is kinda a practice one ig?

Joey Jordinson x reader

Imagine having a long day at work. You’re underpaid, all you’re coworkers are assholes to you, and they aren’t giving you enough hours even though you keep on putting in requests for more.

Today your boss decided he was gonna make you do everything, things that aren’t even in your job description. Cleaning the toilets, putting more paper into ever single printer (even on the floors you don’t work on and it’s a ten story building) and even making you run errands for him! Among many other things that you shouldn’t have been doing.

You cried the whole way home. Your face stained in a mix of black eyeliner and mascara. Your hair thrown into a messy bun on top of your head. Your eyes burned from crying the entire hour long car ride. You cheeks are puffy and your foundation is rubbing off of your nose.

Your eyes burned from the hour long cry, and your head began hurting. You knew Joey would want to talk about it but you just weren’t in the mood. You just wanted to lay in your bed, cuddled up with Joey and sleep while he plays with your hair.

Joeys sitting on the couch watching TV and waiting for you to get home. His face lights up once he sees you and he smiles big..but then he realizes the state that you are in.

“Honey, what’s wrong?” He walks to you and puts his hands on your shoulders.

You go to open your mouth but end up choking on a sob. “Aw baby.” And he pulls you into a hug. You lay your head on his shoulder and wrap your arms around him.

“My boss is a fucking asshole!” You yell into his shoulder. “He calls me names, him and everyone else there is mean to me. They make me do things that I wasn’t hired to do! I wasn’t hired to be a god damn personal assistant!”

“I’ll fucking kill that guy.” He mumbles against your head. This wasn’t the first time you’ve come home and complained about them.

“Cmon darling let’s go upstairs.” He grabs onto your hand and guides you into the bathroom. He motions for you to sit down on the toilet seat, and he runs the bath water. He grabs your bubble bath soap, candles, and anything else you like to have in your baths.

“Here love it’s warmed up for you.”

You strip down out of your clothes and get into the bath, the warm water calming your tense muscles. You close your eyes and smile slightly as Joey pets your head.

“Is there anything else I can do for you?” He asks quietly.

“Hmm.” I open my eyes, “You could get in with me.” You smirk.

“Already on it.” He quickly undresses and gets into the bath with you, holding you in his arms and rubbing your arm as he listens to you rant.

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Slipknot And Hugs.

How does Slipknot hug? Hug Head-canons, for the ones who like hugs. 

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0# Sid Wilson :

-Squeeze the life out of you hug.

-He finds it funny to catch you off guard by sneaking up on you. With his arms raised, ready to strike down at his prey.

-He lunges down and traps you in his arms. You scream in surprise, he laughs loudly.

-He hugs you from behind a lot, squeezing you hard, his face pressed into the crook of your neck, nuzzling your hair.

-He will loosen his arms if you're willing to turn around and hug him back!

-Squeeze him back and he's a happy guy.

-Also he likes to hang on you, arms wrapped around your shoulders and keeping you close.

-Somethings he interrupts the conversation your having with someone by talking about unrelated things.

- "In the Netherlands, they eat really thin pancakes for dinner. Did you know that?"

- "Yes Sid, I have been there..."

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1# Joey Jordison :

- A quick, fleeting hug.

-Usually before going somewhere, or right before a show starts. He will give you a quick hug, and before you can even react he is walking away.

-If you want to keep him around a little longer you gotta force it a little bit. Catch him when he's about to hug you and trap him into your arms.

-Give him a quick squeeze, then pat him on the back and stroke his hair. And he's docile again.

-Refuse to let go, and hug firmly. His head under your chin, nuzzle his hair, he relaxes and stays for a minute longer.

- If one on his band-members catches him in your arms and points it out. Joey will snap at them. You have to hold him tighter to keep him from jumping at them.

- Eventually he's relax in the hug again. Although he really has to go now, but now he doesn't want to let go!

- "go now, or you'll get late." You say, trying to push him away gently.

- "Come with me then?" He suggests. Just go with him, he doesn't want to leave you, and he'll miss it if you don't.

- Things like this have happened before...

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1.2# Jay Weinberg :

-Friendly hug.

-Often a friendly side squeeze before a show. Sometimes a hug and pat on the back but those are a bit more uncommon.

- Giving him all the pats on the back and he feels well appreciated!

-be a little playful-aggressive, shaking him and squeeze him, it will make him laugh.

- If you do that, he will keep feeling it for a while.

- He believes that hugs are good for you. And he's not afraid to ask for one if he needs one.

- And He will offer a hug if one of his friends appears to need one.

- He doesn't mind long hugs. But not too long, or else he'll get uncomfortable.

- Every time you hug him, it feels like your friendship grow a little.

- He's not one to talk about feelings a lot, but he is willing to hug it out.

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2# Paul Gray :

-Big bear hug.

-A pretty affectionate guy. Always ready for a hug!

-arms wrap around you, nice and comfy.

-if you got the time, you should play patty-cake with him!

- He has a hard time letting go. "Come on, a little longer?"

- He's so warm and cozy, it can't be real.

- if there is no time for a hug, he will pat you on the back a few times, or wrap and arm around your shoulders.

- Simply standing next to him is already comforting!

- While your hugging, he might even ask you how your day was, or is so far!

- To put it shortly, You really shouldn't refuse a hug from this guy.

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2.2# Alessandro Venturella :

-Tight hug.

- "come 'ere you!"

- Ensue big tight hug and warm hug.

- He want you to remember this interaction when he is away.

- Come on, squeeze him back. he loves that!

- He will pick you up if he is capable. Twirl you and shake you up good.

- He had definitely left an impression on you with that stunt of his. Good, that's exactly what he wanted.

- His hugs are so damn tight, you better hold your breath!

- It's almost he wants to squeeze the life out of you like Sid does. Or he just wants to show how much he appreciates you!

-Try and get revenge and hug him back just a tight.

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3# Chris Fehn :

-Squeeze to the side hug.

- He is simply not sure on how to approach the hugging part.

- He just... wraps his arm around you and pulls you to his side, squeezing slightly.

- that's good enough right? no?  Well how about this!

- A big hug, pulling you tight to himself, swaying clumsily and almost falling together.

- As long as you keep both of your feet on the ground, things should be fine.

- He likes to ruffle your hair a lot. He messes it up on purpose,  just to tease you. You're never really happy with it, but it's innocent enough to let it slide.

- He's really happy when you hug him back, it comforts him a lot. And it grands him a break from the usual Slipknot madness.

- Once in a while, sometimes before a show. He will look for you and hug without saying anything. It calms him down.

- He really feels like he needs those, please return them to him.

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3.2# Tortilla man :

-Surprise hug.

-He doesn't waste any time.

- Hug! Now!

- If he opens his arms wide in your general direction, he hopes you understand what happens next.

- You better give in or else he's gonna follow you around all day and bother you about it.

- He shakes you around and growls while hugging. Making you laugh, and he loves to hear you laugh.

- While hugging, he will roughly pat you on the shoulder a couple times. Pat, Pat, Pat!

- Congrats you have befriended the feral Tortilla man! He's now at your service.

- And if you don't get the hint, he will approach you and trap you in a hug.

- He won't let go until you hug him back!

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4# Jim Root :

-Enveloping hug.

-big man, big hugs!

-he like to rest his face into your hair, your hair smells nice...

-Jim is pretty shy about initiating the hug. But if you stand there with your arms open he will take the hint.

-i would hug you for hours if he could.

- He's really warm and comfy to hug.

- He like the way your hair smells, and how it feels when he puts his face in it.

- He sometimes bends over you completely and you have to lean back. Hit his back to get him to stop.

- He has always had a habit of looming over people and you are no exception, even if you're on the taller side.

- Safe this guy's back big pushing towards to keep him standing up straight.

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5# Craig Jones :

-Awkward pat hug.

'Watch the spikes! If he's wearing the mask.

-He may be very silent, but he's a great friend once getting close to him. A good listener!

-when you make the first move he will awkwardly pat your shoulder-blades a few times. Sometimes drumming both his hands on your back.

-you rest your head against the very edge of his shoulder to avoid getting stabbed in the face by those rusty spikes. You might get an infection if you do get poked!

-and that has become a sort of habit. It's just the way you hug him now until you figure how if he's wearing a mask or not.

- No matter what you do, you can't escape the back pats!

- And he doesn't make the first move, you do it! He's not sure how to do it.

-He just stares at you, hoping you can see in his eyes what he is trying to tell you.

- Craig also needs a hug every once in a while. But not to often...

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6# Shawn Crahan :

-Protecting hug.

-You often join the band when they go do in store signings or fan meetings.

-If someone gets to close for your liking and Clown sees that.

-He will walk up. Grab you and pull you back, glaring at whoever is bothering you, growl at them and drag you back to the others.

-Will stay near you for the rest to the event.

-yeah... People don't talk to you when Clown is around. Mainly because they don't wanna get get harassed by him.

- It's kinda cool, you don't have to worry about anything with him by your side!

- Aside from the protection he provides in those scenarios. His hugs are great, it's very unexpected really.

- You wouldn't expect a guy like him to give such nice hugs!

- It's advised that you enjoy every moment it it!

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7# Mick Thomson :

-Gentle hug.

-Arms around you, gentle squeeze. He thinks you're frail and could shatter if he's not careful enough.

-loves it when you treat him the same way. It makes him feel at ease.

-usually in public, he just puts a hand on your shoulder and squeezes it, then he leaves again.

-behind closed door he can be a tiny bit more cuddly, but not a whole lot.

- He's not sure of what to do with his hands or where to put them without looking invasive... He will just leave them on your shoulders, that's fine right?

- His hug are never really long lasting, it gets a little awkward...

- In public, he will do nothing more than a quick hug or a pat on the shoulder.

- If he sees that you could need a hug, he is willing to give you one.

- Just don't come running to him every time. There are other people around that can do it better than him, like Paul...

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8# Corey Taylor :

-Lingering hug.

-come on, just a little longer, please?

-it's reassuring to him. A fleeting moment of nothing but comfort and support.

- pats you on the back, in hope he can assure you as well. It's nice.

- It's feels like a missing puzzle piece that has been found after years of being lost.

- If he feels down he will look for you and hug you without saying anything. And if you hug him back he's a happy guy again.

- If you need a hug, he is always willing to give you one! Always!

- He wants to be there for you, just as much as you are there for him.

- in the right moment, the hug can evolve into a straight up cuddle.

- Hugs just always last longer than they intend to....

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Would you like a hug? Here you go!

Thank you for reading.

- Missalot.

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Headcanons: What They Do When You Aren’t Fine

0-Sid

There is no such thing as being able to tell this little rat "I'm fine." He will not listen to that.

"Come on gummy bear, I can tell that there is something in there," says all soft pointing at your head.

Once you break down he's got his arms all over you. Wrapping you up in a big ass hug, letting you burry your head in his chest.

Lots of back rubs, swaying softly, and, "it's gonna be okay. Everything is gonna be okay."

He's there with you feeling your emotions.

Tries to offer distractions to help feel better and get your mind off of it till it's settled and you can talk a little easier about it.

So many hugs and kisses.

1-Joey

Knows instantly; he's very good at emotionally reading people.

Creates the perfect safe environment to let you open up when you are ready to him.

He is calm and collected, a grounding force amongst the chaos.

Listens very well, and offers input where you want.

Will hold your hand and stroke with his thumb gently as he nods along and comforts you with reassurance.

If you want he is more than happy to give hugs.

Let's you tell him what you need.

“Put them behind you beautiful. Let’s just focus on making sure you are okay.” 

2-Paul

He's the big bear. So fucking sweet and gentle.

The most physical contact, wouldn't even let you start crying before he's wrapping you up in his arms and laying down in the bed with you.

He'd pet your hair softly and let you cry gently into his chest, just kissing every once in a while until you are ready to open up.

"You can talk whenever you are ready angel. I'll be right here with you when you're ready."

He's such a good listener, so patient and very loving through the whole thing. Honestly makes talking about the hardest shit easier.

At the end of it he declares the rest of the day a snuggle and nap day. Lots of pets/massages and being tucked into piles of the softest blankets.

Would hold you the whole rest of the cuddle day.

3-Chris

He's a goofball with a big heart and can switch from joking to caring in the three seconds it takes him to see something is up.

"Hey baby what's up? You got that look in your eye. Was my joke that bad?"

He tries his best to keep the mood light so you can open up and talk and have a couple of soft giggles every once in a while.

He's the type to sit with you on the couch and hold your hand but look you in the eye the whole time.

Agrees with everything you say and reassures you that you aren’t crazy for thinking/acting the way that you did.

4-Jim

He’s a big gentle giant and doesn’t take long at all to notice that you are uncomfortable with something. 

“Sweetie, is everything okay?” 

He is a himbo so his natural response is to carry you to somewhere safe and sound, to then proceed to get you to comfort things like food and a drink. 

Sits you in his lap to pet your hair and rub your back while you cry. 

Offers you tissues and even his shirt if you don’t want to lift your head off of his shoulder, he doesn’t mind. 

He may not be the best at communicating, but he can listen well and is very adept at bringing you items to make you happy. 

Ends it with a kiss and hugs you tight to his chest. 

5-Craig

He’s very quiet, but not when he sees you hurting. 

He won’t ask you anything, just takes you aside and gives you a hug, lets you know physically that it is okay to break down and rely on him. 

He’ll talk if it makes you feel any better. 

Very good at rationalizing the situation and helping you come up with solutions if the problem allows for it. 

“You are allowed to feel that. It is valid and no one blames you for it cutie.” 

Is very keen on physically showing that he cares for you, so he will often hold you to his side while you sit with him. 

6-Shawn

He has that Dad™ senses where he just knows that not everything is going okay. 

“Hey pumpkin. C’mere.” 

There is no arguing with Shawn. He says you are better when he says you are. Absolutely no trying to sneak away, you will be in his company till he can make sure you are going to be safe. 

Tucks you in a blanket, and puts you in his side tucked away safely while he plays you your favorite shows. 

Let’s you speak when you want to, and is more than okay with not being told anything at all. Let it be known though that if the thing that caused you pain is killable, well let’s just say that he has some business latter that night to attend to after giving you a kiss goodnight. 

“Pumpkin you know you can come to me anytime, right?” “Good, so next time don’t hesitate.” 

7-Mick

If Shawn is nice enough to wait till you are asleep to murder whatever hurt you in cold blood, Mick would do it with you behind him: protected and safe.

Would then proceed to pick you up and step over the carcass to take care of you.

“You don’t have to worry about them anymore doll. How can I make you feel better? You want some ice cream?” 

Something soothing about the way he could kill people with his bare hands, but has brought you nothing but pleasure and gentleness with his massive hands. 

Doesn’t let you do anything else yourself, just wants to make sure that you can relax and recover from the filth he scrubbed off the planet. 

“C’mon, let me see that smile.” 

Giggling happy by the end of the night and feeling safe in his arms. 

8-Corey

It depends on the type of day that he is having. He can be sweet like Paul, goofy like Chris, or murderous like Mick. But he will take into account what you want over anything else. 

“You want me to do that? Okay Darlin’, then I won’t.” 

Often times will sing to you and run mindless patterns on any skin he can get his fingers on. 

Don’t even try and walk anywhere without him, he is like your shadow if he even lets you get up. 

“Wha’d’ya want? Water? Lay down I’ll get it Darlin’”. 

Would fall asleep spooning you with an iron grip that is full of nothing but love. 

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You cover him with kisses (Shawn, Craig, Joey, Sid & Jim)

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Shawn:

- he's trying to protect you from all evil

- you want to thank him

- he interrupts you. "Y/N you don't have to thank me. I just don't want you to get hurt. You're too important to me."

- You smile at him, thinking how cute it is that he just wants to protect you

- "I still want to return the favor." you say and sit on his lap

- he puts his arms around you

- Your hands are on his shoulders, moving to his cheeks and holding him in place

- "Thank you honey for protecting me." After each word you kiss him on the face

Graig:

- he stands awkwardly in the corner

- you sit on a couch and look up at him at some point

- you grin, he is so shy

- you stand up and take his hands

- "Why are you standing here alone? That's weird. Sit with me." You kiss his hand

- he responds with an "Okay."

- you pull him to the couch

- "Sit down." You command

- You sit down next to him and look at him

- he looks like he is sitting for the first time in his life

- you laugh and kiss his cheek, "I love you."

Joey:

- After a concert you wait for the others so you can all go to the hotel

- you sit on his lap and snuggle up to him, your head resting on his upper arm

- his arms are around your hips, protecting you from the fall

- you scroll through your phone

- suddenly you realize how happy you are to have met Joey and to be with him

- You lift your head, "Thank you for being in my life."

- he looks at you in wonder, "I'm glad you're in my life."

- you put your phone away and bring your hands to his cheeks

- "You're so beautiful, you know that?" You ask him, brushing a strand behind his ears, he grins. "Thank..."

- you interrupt him and press a kiss to his lips stormily

- "Babe, not here. The others could come in anytime. There'll be plenty of time for that later at the hotel." He winks at you

- you roll your eyes, "No, can't I even kiss you?"

- he grins, "Do I get that after every performance now then? Or was that a one time thing?"

- you grin and kiss him again. "I don't mind if it becomes a ritual."

- you snuggle against his chest, he tightens his embrace

- "I'd love it." he whispers in your ear

- you kiss his shoulder and shortly after fall asleep with a grin on your lips

Sid:

- it doesn't make any difference to otherwise

- you always cover each other with kisses

- at some point you break away from each other, your hands are intertwined

- you want to go further but Sid stops

- "You have something there." He points next to his mouth

- you touch the spot in your face. "Is it gone?"

- he shakes his head. "Wait."

- he loosens your hands and comes towards you

- his hands rest on your cheeks, he kisses you passionately

- he detaches from you, you grin at each other

- "You're messing with me to make out?" You slap his arm

- "All I need is your love." He replies

- "You can get that too if you ask me nicely." You take his face between your hands

- "Here's a little taste. Just ask me next time."

- you kiss him once, twice, three times... to make a long story short, it ends in making out

Jim:

- After a restful night you wake up next to your boyfriend Jim

- you watch him sleeping peacefully

- After a short time you look at the clock and realize that it's already very late

- you slide closer to Jim and lean over him

- you gently kiss his nose and lips, "Wake up honey."

- he opens one eye, but quickly closes it and pretends to still be asleep

- You grin, "I know you're awake." He shakes his head

- you kiss him and want to get up

- suddenly an arm wraps around your waist and pulls you back

- you lie on Jim's chest

- He kisses the top of your head, "Just a few more minutes." You agree

- at the end you stay lying there longer than a few minutes

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alien sid wilson hcs ♡

– he can't speak verbally, so instead he makes little gestures and noises :3

– he requires eating humans to live, but occasionally, he gets fed fruit

– the gas mask he wears helps restrain him from attacking anyone, it's like a muzzle of sorts (he would never attack anyone willingly though!)

– he purrs <3

– very protective. he'd literally kill anyone who tries to fuck with his brothers (slipknot)

– naturally curious, so the others try to teach him about certain things

– his hands/feet are padded

– very sharp chompers, and he tends to bite when he's excited

– despite being close with all the slipknot members, he likes clown the most. since clown was the one who found him, and took him in

– a big snuggler, and will curl up with anyone who's on the couch

– the first time clown brought him back to the house, anything small went straight into his mouth- paul and corey had to pry his mouth open on multiple occasions

– would get really close to someone's face and just stare at them, very curious boi

– his tail would look like the needle things from murder drones

– six fingers/toes :0

– he would still have his tattoos, but they're like special markings

– very curious and friendly with new people, he usually just sniffs them and decides if he likes them or not

– doesn't wear shoes, like at all. his claws would just tear through them- so he's barefooted 24/7

( @alex08-yeah !! )

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My dumb ass didn't read the guidelines, I requested the cute daughter headcanons so can you turn it genderless? Like cute teenager child? Love your writing <3

Slipknot and Teenage children. Sure thing, i was gonna make it genderless anyway. Sorry for taking so long, it was kind of challenging. thanks, i really love it that you love my work. Enjoy~

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0# Sid Wilson :

- A 'cool dad'

- You watched a lot of transformers when you where little.

- As you're going through puberty, you get a little snappy at times.

- which he understands why, but there i really no need to yell at your dad.

- You introduce a new phase you have, he will be like "cool." And move on.

- you inherited the energy of him. ADHD and bouncing around, having a hard time focusing on one thing.

- luckily you got some therapy and behavior counseling. Medication had more negative than positive results so that was scrapped.

- He's your best friend.

- his fans also love you, but you never really got in touch with that paparazzi, lucky you.

- And even now that you're older, Sid still doesn't allow you to touch his DJ gear. ~~~~

1# Joey Jordison :

- A 'caring dad'

- "Please just watch yourself, okay?" He says, every time you leave to go out with friends.

- do as he says and come home on time, he gets paranoid easily when it comes to you.

- He teaches you to go your own way and not follow the herd like a lamb. But if you want to be a trend-follower he's fine with that.

- He will support you in any path you decide to take. Want to be a lawyer? Go ahead! Want to be a garbage cleaner? he will root for you!

- You inherited his artistic talents.

- He found out that you're in a little garage band, he was over the moon when he heard that.

- He is your biggest fan. And hopes to see you thrive in music like him.

- Teachers always seem surprised when they figure out who your dad is.

- "Just put that Talent you have to good use." He says.

- You have gotten taller than him... ~~~~

1.2# Jay Weinberg :

- A 'understanding dad'

- He understands that you're growing and discovering yourself. And he gives you that freedom to do so.

- one of his enforced rules is to just come home on time. And don't skip school.

- You inherited his gentleness.

- In your group of friends you're the 'parent friend'

- Actually doesn't try to embarrass you in front of your friends. You're grateful for that.

- he can tell when you're being a moody teenager, all he has to do to calm you down is just to say "come and sit down with me."

- He was really supportive when you went through your first break-up. You sat there crying on your bed, he sat next to you embracing you and teaching you some life lessons like a good father he is.

- Seeing how that break up hurt you so much, he's a bit weary of the next date you bring home. He just doesn't want you to get hurt again.

- He's is very proud of you, and loves how much you have grown. ~~~~

2# Paul Gray :

- A 'good' dad

- You are his pride and joy. He will do many things to make you have a good life.

- At this age, he still pinches your cheeks.

- You inherited his kindness.

- He taught you a little bit of bass. A quality way to spend  time together.

- He understands that as a teenager, your negative emotions develop. But there is really no need to yell at him like that. Really unnecessary...

- You're the best sibling to your younger sister; October.

- The two of you are the best of friends. Paul is so proud of his kids.

- When you're playing with your sister, Paul loves to just watch over the two of you. This look of undying love in his eye.

- Parenting is a cycle, just like him, you turned out great! ~~~~

2.2# Alessandro Venturella :

- A 'little rough' dad

- he ruffles your hair a little too hard.

- He has always been a little to rough with you. Like 'throwing you in the air to cheer you up' type of deal.

- He has a hard time letting you go and explore the world on your own. But he knows it has to be done.

- If you pick up the bass, he will make you his protege and teach you everything he knows.

- You got a little bit of a British accent going on. Only a certain type of words and terms you learned from your dad and things you picked up on.

- However, you do swear like a true Brit!

- He tells you off for swearing so much. But he is secretly proud.

- to this day, he still slaps you on the back a little to hard.

- But made you a touch cookie, so his little rough handling payed off.  ~~~~

3# Chris Fehn :

- A 'Embarrassing' dad

- In a very typical sense, he like to embarrass you just for that reaction he loves.

- When he picks you up from school, he likes to loudly announce that you're almost late for the sport or hobby you practice.

- He loves it when you go golfing with him. He likes to teach you techniques and overall spend quality time with you.

- You inherited his humor.

- He has a hard time dealing with your emotional tantrums. He hates yelling at you, so he just leaves you alone with your feelings.

- But is you come to him for support, he'll be there for you of course. "dad is here..."

- He's almost like a stereotypical dad, slippers and all.

- You and your siblings live a good life really.

- If you wish to go to college, he will have a really hard time letting you go out and make something of yourself. You're his baby, please stay :(... No, your life, your choice. ~~~~

3.2# Tortilla man :

- A 'goofy' dad

- So you developed a crazy sense of humor because of him.

- At this age you go out with friends and do crazy stunts for kicks. He can't be more proud.

- In your friend group at school, you're known as 'tortilla child' You take pride in that. Some kids tried to pick on you with that nickname, but it didn't work.

- You like to climb things, ever since you were little. You're dad had to pull you out of the Christmas tree one time when you where little.

- Being the emotional teenager you are. Your first reaction to pressure is screaming.

- Your dad got you checked out for it. Maybe you're autistic?

- But as you got older you mentally developed and got better actually.

- Tortilla gives you so many hugs.

- He is proud of his little tortilla spawn.

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4# Jim Root :

- A 'laid back' dad

- Personality wise, you're just like him. People meet you and say 'yes, like father like daughter'

-  You inherited the 'y'know' tic. When people hear you say it, they can't stop smiling at you.

- When your were a toddler, Jim would put you on his lap while he also plays guitar. It seemed to comfort you back then.

- Now you side next to him and do something else while listening to his playing. It still calms you today!

- He had the perfect angle to ruffle your hair.

- You're his child and he wants to protect you. You have to remind him that you're 17 and need to be let go and explore on your own.

- oh you have also gotten his height. Top tier gene pool baby!

- though, you reach his neck, which is still very tall for someone your age.

- If you do plan to learn guitar like your dad, he will have a instant 'proud dad' moment and melt to the floor. ~~~~

5# Craig Jones :

- A 'strict' dad

- He just has to look at you a certain way and you know you fucked up.

- You're a good and smart kid.

- And your dad loves you so much, he can't find the words to express it.

- you inherited his silence and dark humor.

- you have joked about becoming a serial killer more than once...

- Despite what people think, Craig is very good at teaching you life lessons.

- He likes to teach you about software and ambiance soundtracks.

- You have become that quiet voice of reason in your group of friends.

- Some people are straight up scared of you.  ~~~~

6# Shawn Crahan : - A 'do whatever, just some home at eight' dad

- also that kind of dad to embarrass you in front of your friend, but in an endearing way.

- He is the kind of dad to judge every date you bring home harshly.

- He does this with your siblings also.

- He would be that father to lift you up so you can see the footage of a store camera up close.

- He likes to scare you with his masks, it works every time.

- But you got back at him a few times. What they claim are true, being inside one of those masks is like a hell.

- Shawn likes to watch you play those video-games. The technology has gone so far.

- You have become a bit weird also, with a high tolerance for pain. At school you're that weird kid that puts paperclips through their skin just to freak everyone out.

- Shawn is proud of his little monsters.  ~~~~

7# Mick Thomson :

- A 'struggling' dad

- He loves you, of course but the way you act is hard to deal with for him.

- When you were having an typical outburst and you yelled how you 'hate him and he doesn't understand you' that was kinda painful you know?

- Stacy would be like "don't take it personally, they're going through puberty"

- A little later you come back downstairs and apologize to him for snapping like that.

- You're his little sunshine, he would burn down a hospital for you.

- He let's you watch horror movies at a young age. Maybe that's why you can't sleep very well.

- You have actually gotten more talkative than your father.

- "Excuse me sir, my dad asked for no pickles."

- Eventually he learned not to take your outbursts to seriously, just be supportive and talk back when needed. ~~~~

8# Corey Taylor :

- A 'doing his best' dad.

- It took him a few days to find out what year he lives in. You were only 6 years old yesterday!

- He reads books on how to deal with a teenager, don't blame him. Teenagers are tough and complicated.

- He wants you to have the best childhood, be a good father unlike his own who was absent while he was growing up.

- He has been joking around with you so much. He rides your tricycle sometimes while playing outside.

- You and your brother Griffin are weird. You like to prank your dad with him.

- Which often ensues a full on prank war.

- Sometimes Corey feels unsure about his parenting methods. But you're there so assure him that he's doing great and tell a little joke to make him laugh.

- "You're fine, i'm still in one piece as you can see!"

- That one always makes him laugh.

- Being total geeks together is a given. He let's you read his old comics, just be careful okay?

- You're very proud of him, Corey is a good dad! :) ~~~~

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Hi! Can I request a fluff and funny hc about the reader being a member of Slipknot since 1999 and have the number #10,they play also the bass and do some side vocals,and is the youngest one of them.

By the way I love your writing <3

It's great that you like my writing. Here is your request enjoy. I am guilty of making my own oc lol. So i have like an idea of what to do.

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- you did have to proof yourself a bit before being an official member.

- you're only three months younger than Sid.

- once you had proven yourself you got the Slipknot spirit, you're in! Congrats!

- It's a whole different hell. It's both really fun and horrible at the same time

- you are number 10. You take a filler role. Doing both bass and back-up vocals, along with a little bit of percussion... And tambourine, that's your instrument.

- you, Sid and Clown are known as the Hellraisers Trio by fans. The three of you get on stage, assault each other and... raise hell basically. Clown broke your arm once, that was an accident of course, he didn't mean for that to happen. He's still sorry well after seven years.

- You and Paul discuss a lot of things together. Mostly bass related stuff naturally when it comes to recording, and over time the two of you have bonded over the conversations.

- Fans like you, you have your own little fan-base. Those fans are really emotionally attached to you. They have written fanfics about you too. Some of these stories are... surprising... to put it nicely. (hows that feel huh?). You're aware of that but just choose to ignore it and let fans be. - You have broken one of Jim's guitars once. He wanted to pummel you but decided it would be better if you just pay for the repairs.

- Corey is the one that acts like your dad the most. When going to events, rather the two of you or the whole band.

- "(Y/n)! get the fuck down from there!"

- Mick is often tasked with physically restraining you from doing anything stupid.

- share your experience on interviews! - "Are you really that messed up in real life as on stage?" The interviewer asks you.  - You shrug, "I dunno, Craig usually keeps track of that."  - You had such cool masks. You had worn a knight's helmet for once, you still have those scars... - You were very much a mess during the Iowa era, just like everyone else really... Which made you go to rehab and therapy actually. The therapy worked and you're feeling so much better these days!  -  The whole band act like siblings, but from a different mother.

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Slipknot as Cats. Head-canons.

What would Slipknot be like as cats? Based on a AU i made.

(A/n) : I'm working on my cat band au. It's gonna be a side project on the side of my usual x reader stuff. _______________________________________

0# Sid Wilson, British short hair : - Sid has a really spotted fluffy coat. A crazy look in his eyes. - He is the thing that goes bump in the night. - Some noise wakes you up at 3 AM? It's Sid most likely. - If he wants attention, he'll head-butt your arm into you pet him. An attention seeking bastard he is. Get him many toys to keep him entertained, and you can continue with your work. - He twirls and rolls around his toys, slaps them too hard that it sticks to his paw and that scares him, making jump a good 2 feet into the air. - He completely destroyed the curtains, twice. He ruined the blinds too, he like to climb and get tangled in them. - Don't put up a Christmas tree, that thing will go down in seconds. - Sid likes to climb things, doors, on top of closets, he got into the kitchen cupboards somehow. - He takes big leaps from top to top. If you stand in the right place at the right time, he will jump on you from the top of the closed. - Can disappear for a whole day, come back in the evening all dirty. 1# Joey Jordison, Japanese bobtail : - Joey as a black and white tuxedo coat.

- A bundle of fluffy energy. - He races across the house from room to room looking for anything to play with. -  He doesn't need toys, he'll be content enough with a plastic wrapper. - Pisses next to the litter-box sometimes... - If you go to feed him, he will walk in front of your feet and mew at you. - A very talkative kitty, won't stop mewing. - He like to lay with you or on your lap for a while, then jumps off to run around for a bit, and then comes back again. - Teams up with Sid and Clown to raise hell. - You have done the pet humiliation trend with him. "I keep pissing next to the litter-box." He looked very proud. 1.2# Jay Weinberg, Bombay : - Jay has a dark brownish coat. - Jay likes to play and explore in the yard. He's protective of the yard and none of the other neighborhood cats are allowed near. - One of the calmest of all the 12 kitties in the house. - If situations get heated he leaves and joins Mick under the bed. He also goes there when visitors are around. Under the bed is where the shy cats go, and  Mick doesn't like that. - The flower beds in the yard are his now. - Rubs his head against your hand when you try to pet him. Also he likes to lick your hand while petting. - Rather than laying on your lap, he likes to rest against your hip when you sit down on the couch. - He throws with his dry food and it scatters all across the floor, it looks weirdly artistic. - Jay like to hang out with Tortilla on the cat castle thing. - Joins Joey in walking in front of your feet when feeding time. 2# Paul Gray, Russian blue : - Grey fluffy coat. - He likes to play fight with Chris and Craig. - Paul sometimes visits Mick under the bed, Mick seems to calm down with Paul and follow him down if it's feeding time. - Loves belly rubs. - Much like Side, he rolls and dances around his toys than actually playing with them. - He wants to climb on you and lay on your shoulders. - He likes to sit up on high places and watch over everything and everyone like it's all his. - Paul is the one to wake you up in the morning by licking your face. He's waking you up for food. - You're working on the computer? Not anymore, Paul wants pets, give them to him. He's gonna lay over your hand while you try to type. - Is perfectly content with just standing by the door and staring at you. 2.2# Alessandro Venturella, Manx : - Brown and black striped coat.

- Likes to lay on the bed. - He has this resting angry face. -  Likes to slap his toys very hard. - Alex is allowed to lay in the flower bed from Jay. - rolls in your lap when he gets the chance to, basically all the kitties take turns laying in your lap. - His favorite place to hang out is in your shoe-rack. Even in your shoes. - Hunts down any unwanted pest that dares to enter the house of mad cats. - Alex likes to knock things over and off the coffee table. He owns that coffee table now, he spilled over your hot beverage all over the carpet... - Other than that he's pretty average behavior wise. 3# Chris Fehn, Burmese : - Light brown fluffy coat. - A very moody cat. - At one moment he is cuddly and the other he's slapping you away. - Sometimes joins Corey with the mewing at night. - Is the lowest on the food-chain of the kitties. At least he's happy that you love him. - Tries to fight the bigger kitties like Mick and Jim. Those two knock any other kitty over with just one slap. - he licks his nose a lot. - When he's asleep and you boop his nose, he will cross his paws over his face! - Chris likes to stand in between your legs every time you stand still. - Also, Shawn and Chris often team up to pester you and try to trip you by walking in front of you. 3.2# Tortilla Man, Siamese : - Brown and cream colored coat. - Hoo! Boy! - This kitty is Everywhere! - He will bug you when you're cooking together with Sid, trying to steal food. - Together with Sid, they re-act the lion king. - Tries to go into the low drawers. If you catch him, he'll stare at you while he slowly closes the drawer again. - He trips over his own feet... a lot. - likes to hang on things. - Keep him away from the toaster, he knows how to turn it on! - Jim likes to mess with Tortilla. Chasing him around, shaking the things that Tortilla is perching on things like that. 4# Jim Root, Norwegian forest : - Sandy blond and brown striped coat. -  Calmer and affectionate cat. - Often claims your lap from the other kitties. The others don't really want to mess with the bigger kitty. - Likes to join you in the bed while sleeping. And stays there all night with you, curled up by your feet. - It's always so funny when he stretches, then he becomes even longer than he already is! - slaps Corey when he misbehaves, same thing can happen to Sid. - remember to groom his coat two times a week, it will pay off as he becomes the most fluffiest of all the kitties. - If you have a guitar around, Jim likes to stand next to it and poke it with his paw. - He scratches the couch which is really annoying.

5# Craig Jones, Scottish fold : - Black and grey stripes with a white belly coat. - He likes to stare... a lot. - Doesn't mew a lot, but his purrs are the loudest of the all. - He likes to perch behind the screen of your computer and scare the ever living out of you when you close the screen. - A mere silent presence he is, and always will be. - Craig is not very demanding as a pet, just provide him with the basics and everything will be fine. - when you walk home, you can spot him standing by the window, awaiting your return. - You might not see it in his face but he's always happy when he sees you! - Every counter or surface you stand next to, Craig will climb on the counter to get closer to you. - Even when you leave for work, Craig will be on his usual spot at the window, watching as you leave for the day. 6# Shawn Crahan, Ragdoll : - Light brown back with white belly. - Brings all the mice and birds  you want! - he stashes wet food somewhere, you can't find i and it stinks! - Shawn steals and hoards your stuff and the toys of other kitties under the couch. - Drools a lot while sleeping. - He takes pleasure out of killing all the house plants. Just don't have the plants inside, he'll kill them. - Has his moment of calmness when he gets his turn on your lap. Scratch him at the back of his ears and he'll love you forever. - Joins you on the bed while sleeping. Perhaps he's the reason you have a hard time breathing at night, he like to lay on your shoulders. - When you're sweeping the floor, Shawn will show up and hang onto the sweeper, Tortilla will join too. - He takes a bit of a leader role to the whole group of kitties, but still you are the alpha. 7# Mick Thomson, Maine Coon : - This big fuzzball likes to spend his days alone under the bed, under the bed is his territory. Kitties like Jay are allowed to join, but kitties like Sid get kicked away. - Brings home big 'gifts' for you. Often rats and squirrels, one time he brought a full grown rabbit! - If you're chilling on the bed, he will emerge out from under it, jumps up onto the bed and settles himself on your lap. - There is a big fluffy cat on your lap, you're stuck there now and he decides your fate. Just keep him content by slowly stroking him and he will eventually leave by himself. - Mick also hoards your stuff under the bed. Where have your hair ties gone? Under the bed. - Below the bed sort is the Mick's den, no one can go under there expect giving permission. - a majority of the loose hair you find while sweeping belong to Mick. - Believe if or not, but he is scared of the robot vacuum cleaner. - He's also scared of the sweeper, and will slap it if you try to sweep under the bed. - You're not allowed under the bed anymore... 8# Corey Taylor, American domestic : - Cream with white belly coat. - low-key crackhead cat. - Joins Sid to cause chaos at 3 AM. - He can open the doors!! Install locks!!! - Every morning he opens your bed-room door, every cat that wasn't already inside to go in now. - He has a rusty mew, he's the one that mews loudly at 3 AM. Yeah.. you don't sleep well... - With all those crazy cats of yours, you have earned the title of 'Crazy cat person' congrats! - Corey also does the weird roll and dance with his toys, make sure to get him plenty of toys, he destroys every single one of them.   - He wants to fight all the other cats. - welcome to hell (Y/n)... You're a hostage in your own house, by all your cats! _______________________________________ I'm trying to piece together my cat band au. It sounds accurate to me! Thanks for reading. - Missalot.