#shaving lotion

[fragranceonthefeuille]

“I cannot think why it seemed to me that I might simply ask Charles to go away. Perhaps I thought that he had to be asked politely just once; perhaps the idea of going away had just not come into his mind and it was necessary to put it there. I decided that asking Charles to go away was the next thing to do, before he was everywhere in the house and could never be eradicated. Already the house smelled of him, of his pipe and his shaving lotion, and the noise of him echoed in the rooms all day long; his pipe was sometimes on the kitchen table and his gloves or his tobacco pouch or his constant boxes of matches were scattered through our rooms. He walked into the village each afternoon and brought back newspapers which he left lying anywhere, even in the kitchen where Constance might see them. A spark from his pipe had left a tiny burn on the rose brocade of a chair in the drawing room; Constance had not yet noticed it and I thought not to tell her because I hoped that the house, injured, would reject him by itself.” Excerpt from We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

[maribird444]

also do ppl rly put water in slime ?????😟🫣

[hvlcy0n]

i don’t know what supernatural entity i disturbed in order to warrant my period lining up perfectly with a sinus infection but i’m literally on my hands and knees stop this immediately i beg

[mindmythorns]

the sensory delight of shaving my legs after a few days of not shaving 🙂‍↕️

[hawnks]

Keigo really does pamper you in the instinctive preening way. he buys you special shampoos and perfumes and fancy silky socks. every day he massages lotion into every part of your body that you let him. your skin has never been softer.

[itsbrucey]

Are you a smooth Glenn believer or a hairy Glenn truther. I can't for the life of me remember which is canon, if it's even stated at all.

[man-made-object]

shaved my lower arms and legs for fun. took forever bc i never shave those areas but they're so smooth now :]

[imperatorcopia]

it's a crime that my legs are smooth and soft as fuck and im not getting folded rn

[toastysol]

I love how in cyberpunk everyone's idea of what a shower is is just getting wet under running water for a little while. Where's the soaps

[depoteka]

ok evening spa time i think

[butchcharliee]

<]:)

[publicuniversalenemy]

part of the reason i shaved my head is so i could heal my scalp (see: compulsive excoriation) and its NOT FUCKING WORKING. this bitch is more excoriated than ever :(

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

I do seriously believe my body was designed especially to never have sex

[firebonbon]

I finally feel clean for the first time in what feels like forever

[lacefuneral]

november 29th, 2022

i am literally here with smooth shaved legs AND i smell like vanilla+caramel and yet there is no man here! the world is cruel