#sharky ily

[lilacthebooklover]

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@sharky-the-idiot hugging u patting ur head giving u forehead kisses thank u for being my frenid

[thatotherman001]

What did they mean by this?

[mysicklove]

recently i’ve picked up a habit of doing things in a multiple of two…. (closing comments on an even number, usually 4 or 6 etc,) am i cooked??? —🦈

i like to have two bitches on each arm, so i understand

[voidzphere]

Come here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feelin romantical /q 😗😗😗😗

my other dumbass partner guyz !!! go bully them (dont. they will shrivel up and die /aff)

KISSEZ UUU <33

[lapisslazulite]

[chuuyanaurkahara]

do any of y’all like to read

"I think I've read every book in the school library."

"Twice."

"Someone has to make up for all the books you're not reading, Lou."

"You’re not any better Ellie. Shut up."

"I like reading."

"Yeah, me too!"

"Same here..."

[theinkbunny]

Hiiiii i am the manliest man around! I will never be a female!!!! I AM A BOY!!!!!!!!!

[lilacthebooklover]

Holy shit. Sharky and the other bossman.

DO NOT

[mono-dot-jpeg]

[1:43am]

a/n; cute timestamp 143 (ily) i almost forgot this idea i had for twst since i was thinking about dragon reader. but this time i was thinking about nimona shark so.... an excuse for me to write for octo dorm again

platonic??? romantic??? idk you can decide.

you loved your home (back in the ocean) and all but man, you couldn't help but gravitate even more towards the ocean themed dorm. you don't like getting attached to people. you kind of live with your own school of sharks when it was feeding time, and that was it for the most part.

but you wanted a friend or two... one that wasn't scared of you at least. that was a hard ask back in your school (as if you've only lived in the sea until this exchange program).

but here, you had a chance at least!

you learned about the dorm and you were hooked from the start. when you first met floyd and jade, you were caught off guard with their sharp teeth and supposedly odd personalities. you understood the fear.. you think. but you thought floyd seemed nice despite the raving rumors around him. maybe it was because you knew that you could body him with your size and height alone.

you were a very big shark after all. and floyd seemed interested. before he had a chance to really know you, he called you a whale (not out of insult but as a nickname), and you had corrected him that you were a whale shark. "i'm not a whale, i'm a whale shark." the lack of sharp teeth had him even more interested. "very different creatures clearly."

"hehe, looks like sharky has some bite after all!" floyd snickered as this was a first meeting and he's only heard you from gossip. "we're gonna get along great."

that was a lie. he always tried to get on your nerves because of your loner-like personality. how you didn't really mind other guppies (humans) and how you didn't even mind being friends with leona's dorm members. you didn't really care most of the time when he did it, which did get him bored.

but then you met jade and the dorm leader himself, azul. your tall stature had initially startled him. but you reassued him, "don't worry, i don't eat octopus." somehow, you had amused the leech twins, both of them snickering at your blunt statement as azul stares up at you in disbelief. "i really don't."

"it's true." floyd vouches. "they eat people." he almost says it a little too seriously, causing you to smack him behind the head. "sharky!"

"i don't eat people. you do."

"well, that's just not true!"

"don't lie about me and i won't lie about you." and somehow you find a job in the lounge, becoming a host or the last line of security for the place. you certainly capture the attention of other students. you reflect most of your shark counterparts and behaviors that scare them, but you're really a gentle person.

you provide an odd sense of comfort to the guests of the lounge. it's rather endearing watching a shark-mer such as yourself try to be gentle and (mostly) nice to others.

floyd often turns to you for when he wants to squeeze something, and he just doesn't feel like chasing that magicless prefect yet. you're not really a warm-blooded person, so it's not a warm hug or anything, but you are one of the few people who can take a squeeze from the eel. and he takes that to his advantage. sometimes you are forced to carry him around when he's feeling extra clingy, but you don't seem to mind.

jade comes to you when he's done forcing mushroom dishes to his twin. you have a big appetite, so it only makes sense for him to test dishes with you around. he likes your peaceful presence as well, always commenting how people must mistake you for those violent shark movies and videos that those guppies watch. you sigh heavily every time when someone talks about those movies and if they were actually how sharks were.

azul comes to you for your calm presence. he warmed up to you slowly as you were still technically one of the few biggest sharks. but you always tell him it's okay to be scared of you because you're just used to it. and he's a little concerned now. "do you not have many friends because of your lineage?"

"no one likes a scary shark. not many people, at least." and it kind of reminds him of how alone he felt back in elementary. and he gave himself a silent pack to just not make you feel that way. he had even offered to let you swim the back lounge area for the employees. you were very happy at that. of course, he didn't fully account for how big your shark-mer form really was. but you looked so happy, he couldn't ruin that for you. and after that, he opened up a bit more and you both spend your time together in a comforting silence while he works and you rest or work with him. you're not the best with negotiating, but you do bring an energy that helps ease the clients (or scare them) into signing his contracts.

unfortunately, all good things come to an end, and you had to go back to your school because the exchange program ended. you were all kind of sad. but at least you knew that you had made a friend, and that felt like enough. they promised to visit and everything. even inviting you to school events at nrc if it was possible. and you offer the same as well.

you don't mind being a scary shark anymore.

[kenneduck]

Sorry if this is worded a bit weird, but how would Sidon and Yona react to Link being transgender/gender fluid? Gender fluid Link has been one of my favorite LoZ headcanons which is why I'm curious

I wanna preface this with the fact that I'm cisgender, and I write my Link as cisgender. But, as someone whose friends I love are trans/genderfluid/nonbinary/bigender/agender, I'd hope Sidon and Yona would be supportive and treat Link the same! Link is Link no matter what. I love reading my friends Sidlink AUs that do just that for a trans/gender fluid Link. I love how Link is an extension of the creator, and I can't imagine anything but complete support and excitement.

If Link were to come out, I can't expect anything else but Link being met with a huge shark hug with a matching sharky grin. (And probably a Sidon who is OVERLY trying to show acceptance to Link where Link is like "bro you can reel it back a bit it's okay". //cause I def was like that when some of my friends came out as trans aOJFWQOJQWOF.. Ily friends <3//)

[vctrvn-ls]

Beta Squad members as The Weeknd songs {and why}

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AJ: Shameless

guys guys guyyyssss , listen to the fvcking lyrics and tell me that’s not how you imagine being in a relationship with him!! the melody too, like it just gives off such Aje vibes you know? trusstt this is his song 100% , im sure with this one

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Niko: Losers

now now now, why would I pick a semi-basic song for my husband? well it’s not really basic though. listen to the words and fricking tell me that it doesn’t sound like a Niko thing?? like the lines “cause stupid’s next to I love you” and obviously “only losers go to school” ahahah. and the melody is so upbeat but not too over the top at the same time, just like Niko, you guys get me??? like plz I put a lot of thought into this one ahahah

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Sharky: Rockin’

sooo I was stuck in between this song and ‘Next’ but then I came to a conclusion that the latter is too too chill (almost sad) and the lyrics wouldn’t make sense. maybe the lyrics of ‘Rockin’ don’t all apply to Sharks, but the melody is his 100% because of how catchy and easy going it sounds!!! and you would totally be rockin’ together. being with sharky would be like dating your best friend no? j think ab it, he loves to gossip (podcasts r there for a reason), he dresses sooo well (outfit matchy matchy), great listener and an overall sweetheart!!! and the line “you don’t have to waste your energy”!?!? a slay line, defo cause he’d be so carefree w u and feel amazing. Sharky ily sm <3

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Kenny: Gasoline

ssshhhh guys,this is such an underrated song Im telling you, j like Kenny. this song is j *chefs kiss* for him, despite the fact that I can’t explain why the main chorus of the song has me thinking ab Kenny when the lyrics have nothing to do w him. Ik it feels like I j wasn’t bothered for poor Kenny, but that ain’t the case. really like, here you either get it or don’t, it’s j all ab the vibe rlly. (also the OD line in the chorus kind of resembles his boxing to me..like if u were to be in a relationship you’d obviously help him, help him stay motivated, always be on his side and support him no matter what, that’s why it’s “I know you won’t let me OD” , cause he would literally trust you w his whole life!!)

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Chunkz: Ordinary Life

lyrics lyrics lyrics is all I can say guys. maybe don’t listen to them too deeply, but off of the surface vibes we get religion, fame and the contrast of the two. we all know Chunkz takes his religion seriously, to the point where he gave up music, and we all know he is considered a very successful individual. so connecting the two, he probably does have a hard time balancing them which only makes sense because usually religion is more ab the spiritual world rather than the material. additionally the main chorus is lively tuneful but still sounds kind of mature (u get me guys? I hope so) which is literally a description of our bby Chunkz <3

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BONUS:

Filly: Best Friends

honestly self-explanatory hahaha, like this man always talking how he doesn’t want a serious relationship or anything like that, like he a fwb typa guy. lyrics v fitting if like someone ends up falling for him (me), I mean cmon like who wouldn’t…it’s Filly. looks, charisma, vibe, j a dream man fr. the melody lowk calm, drk if it’s v Filly but in some way I would say yes..

[nsharks]

Hello Sharkie 💜

First of all Bleeding Blue is an absolute gem 💎

I’ve been here since chapter 1 and it feels so crazy to have seen this story “grow” 🥹💜

You’re an amazing writer !!!

Don’t stress yourself with getting the next chapter out, it’s absolutely worth it to take ur time. Im very excited to see we’re this story will go 💜

Thank you for being so patient ❤️❤️❤️ ily

[lilacthebooklover]

MY FUNNY LAWYER PPL!!!

Small silly illustration inspired by the warioware promotional illustrations from way back in the day, it's maya's bday and they all bought her a wii !!! franziska making everyone's miis, miles and nick might've drank a bit too much, and missile observing it all from the side :]

[v-vox-v]

Sending you a lil sharky , ily Vox please hold my hand

sigh

“Fine, five minutes is all you get.”

Begrudgingly holds his hand out 

[bettertwin1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY MAN!!!

I just want to remind you that you are genuinely really cool, and while it's fun to bully you, you're the reason why it's fun. You're funny, and (relatively) a good sport about it.

You are loved and I hope you remember that, and that your day treats you well and tenderly :]

💛

SHARKY,, 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭 OAUAGHHH ILY /P RIPPING U TO SHREADS!!!!!!! THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lilacthebooklover]

making pickup lines out of beast cookies is crazy

oh honey, you haven't even seen half of them

(i have. they are glorious and magnificent and i love them all. still cackling over "r u a salt cookie because. mmmm salt" )