#share my husband

[versatile2-1]

Do I need a lift?

[hubbyofversatile2-1]

My gorgeous husband....usually on the other side of the camera...phew 🤤🥵

[nipuni]

the snake of eden 🥰

[ventique18]

Posing for photos: 😈😡😠😠

Actual personalities: 🥰😡🥰🥰

Bonus: Attitude towards wakasama: 🥰😍😊🐉

[te4k3ttle]

Is this loss

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: and there was only one bed!! :00

Because of course I just had to do this trope

This is the first and last time they decide to sleep in an inn and they have an unspoken agreement to pretend this never happened

[nibbelraz]

Oh Shang Qinghua your sweaty, fidgety, charm strikes again

[beefcakekinard]

top 5 times tommy kinard was husband-shaped

turns out i've got opinions about this.

5. attending a cowboy funeral (8x05)

you don't watch your beboiled boyfriend give a eulogy to a 200-year-old cowboy mummy in a full suit if you're not in it for the long haul. this is a show of commitment on the same level as promise rings.

4. getting that coffee (7x05)

who but a future husband would look at buck like this after being caught in the blast radius of his self-destruction on a first date?

3. bringing buck breakfast 'in bed' (8x05)

8x05 gave and gave and gave with acts of service tommy. you just know he set his alarm early enough so he knew he'd be up before buck, and he set his phone to vibrate so buck wouldn't hear it. he spoils his man and i love to see it.

2. taking care of buck (8x05)

fluffing his pillow (not a euphemism). changing his ice pack. sleeping on the couch with the smallest blanket in the world just so he'd be right there in case buck needed something in the middle of the night. related to the last entry, but disinct enough to deserve its own mention.

1. the loft dinner (7x10)

look. this is it for me. this is the moment that made me go oh. he is husband-shaped. i think this moment in particular gets overlooked because it immediately precedes tommy giving buck the green light to call him daddy, but look how soft he is! how concerned and caring - how attentive, to notice that buck was feeling off! this moment is unbeatable to me, but if the writers want to take that as a challenge, well, i certainly won't stop them.

[larkbunny]

[versatile2-1]

I just wish I lived right next door so all you got to come over is with your pantyhose on and really ride my huge cock you're such a turn on

All anonymously?

[rust-berrie]

them and their birds <3 (happy 8th anniversary to stardew valley!!!)

[donutdraws]

DEVOTION.

[aratribow]

Jingnyan, aka the husband-replacement cat that renheng adopted

Sesame cake and rice dumpling are respectively called renyan and hengnyan btw and this shit has a whole ass au behind it (with a Mafia origin but that's not important)

I STAN jingnyan being the MOST affectionate nyan ever

Ps: this is renheng getting all the cuddles b4 the renheng-nyan invasion..which...doesn't bode very well for them

[lineffability]

need Crowley in danger from Heaven, need Aziraphale stepping in front of Crowley, need the Guardian of the Eastern Gate, the protector of earth and humans, to protect his world, need the angel to shield the demon, need him to be ready to die for him but so much more willing to live, need Aziraphale to save him, need him to face Heaven and walk backwards into hell, to stand between Heaven and Crowley and choose Crowley, without a doubt and without hesitation

(because he might have chosen heaven when they offered him Crowley's supposed salvation, but as soon as they threaten Crowley's existence the choice will be so SO easy)

[bluemoonscape]

Ok, hear me out, it actually would’ve been hilarious if Margot had the chance to give birth to the baby she and Will conceived

A friend and I have discussed this and first of all, this child is being parented by the most batshit people. He has this training in being the Verger heir at his mom’s house and then he goes over to dad’s house and daddy is having his special cannibal friend over and Will Jr gets a free dog slobber bath. Like, he would go from riding lessons at the Verger estate to trying to grab a fish from the river with his bare hands.

Plus, this kid’s gene pool is Olympic grade. He’s got the Will Graham puppy eyes. He will someday elevate his family’s status through the power of being a genetic slut. And it’s just common knowledge that his uncle tried to kill him in the womb

[golswia]

Reverse au TITTY GRAB doubled

Angel not impressed (he did the same in different pub-)

(they got banned)

(...they are banned from most of the pubs actually-)