#share a sense of humor with me

[abra-ka-dammit]

reading yet another korean yaoi webtoon and this one is so funny.... this man and his cute aggression are the most relatable things ive ever seen in a comic

punching walls, stabbing his leg with forks, all because bae is TOO DAMN FUCKIN CUTE

i feel ya, lad.........well, used to

[cringefail-clown]

you know the amazing genre of absolutely fucked up hedgehog cakes. like the most insane nightmare fuel you can imagine. well, my mom has been making a cake and saying she will decorate it like a hedgehog. so obviously i decided to show her some of the images bc theyre objectively the funniest shit on the internet. she loved it.

this is what was waiting for me the next day when i came back from work:

SHE MADE HER OWN FUCKED UP HEDGEHOG CAKE. and she was so sad she had to improvise with the nuts for decorating like "damn clown, i wish i had some of those sugar teeth decorations so itd look more messed up :(" like no, mom, its. its perfect

[optiwashere]

Huh, I didn't even realize it'd been a year since BG3 came out until I opened tumblr this morning. Kinda wild. I didn't think much of the game's release: I like Larian's games, and I like the BG series. I wasn't ever going to skip the game, but I didn't think I'd play it at launch because I was busy working on a novel in 2023 and not doing well financially.

Thankfully, circumstances left me with a little bit of extra money last year just before launch and it meant I could spend on a video game. I needed a pick-me-up after said 2023 novel failed to go anywhere, and BG3 was right there. Like most CRPGs, I played it in basically every moment of free time that I had and did as much as I possibly could in one playthrough.

It's so odd how these small happenstances can snowball into coming back to fandom, finding some friends I might've never met otherwise, and writing a lot of fanfiction along the way. I'll probably have something more interesting to say/share when it's the 14th, AKA when I sat down and wrote my first fic for this fandom.

Anyways, it's been a lot of fun and I'm looking forward to more years to come 💜

[thesovereignsring-if]

Sieg is such a clown 😭

[inchidentally]

Where is that picture from the lie detector test?? That needs to go side by side with them cracking up at the end of this video

I GOT U

[kyouka-supremacy]

Well.

[angelsandemons]

Look, Charlie, I know what your life has been like up until this point, but there are some good and goddamned FACTS you are going to need to accept about the world if you want to be taken seriously. Namely: Dysentery means you SHIT yourself to death. I don't care what you've heard, it's not hot, it's not glamorous, and it's not cinematic. This is the real world, Charlie, and if you can't accept that dysentery is about shit and pain and blood, I don't know how you could EVER expect to get ANYTHING right. This is the time to learn, Charlie, not daydream about what you want dysentery to be in your fuckin' shojo manga fairytales. FUCK. SHIT. IT'S REAL.

Look, I'm not saying you've gotta be a fancypants elected official, but when some Sinner comes down with a bag full of chalk and a limestone pickax, you gotta be able to nut up, spit out the bacon, slap a piece of bread on each side of his face and tell him straight and cockwise, "Brother Jonathan, you SHAT yourself to death! Big dream!"

"Sir, this is a hotel?"

[boxdstars]

differentiating my self insert from mara lolol ft. new icon :0)

[kingthunder]

trying to nail the characterization i like for geralt and jaskier is like trying to balance on one of these bitches

[zoomclown]

So I made this

this probably isn't nearly as funny as I think it is but I'm gonna share it with y'all anyway

[anglerflsh]

*trying not to sound desperate* what's your system for not struggling with social relations?

people like it when they're given subtle compliments and when you let them talk about their own achievements, so, as long as you can get someone to think you're genuinely interested in their life they should come out of it with a good opinion of you + also people love complaining together so if you can try and bring up something you both dislike enough to have a fun rant on

[crosswordgf]

people think im hard to get to know but like im not gonna tell you everything about myself like some freak until we’re close. do you see my problem

[yellobb]

I went from 0 Good Omens mutuals to 2 today and I’m feeling very emo about it 🥹❤️

[silverselfshippingchaos]

Your guy!!!

MAXXIIIIIII HI BABEEEE!!!!

[tittyinfinity]

ngl I wish you could cap out your follower count bc I don't want any more damn notifications than I'm already getting lol

which is kinda funny as someone who only a few days ago was basically begging for notes lmao it's really because the only notifications I have are from my serious posts and I'm so burnt out I just wanna act a lil silly with people

[vulpinesaint]

absolutely unreasonable over this coworker that i rlly like rn. thank god i don't like men or i would have fucking Lost it by now! as it is i don't even know what has me so dkfjghsdf about him i'm just sitting there with my head in my hands going "he's so normal about trans people..."