#shane dawson cat

[koko2unite]

haven't finished binging it but I do like this cat thing

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Alastor after someone starts a rumor that he's in a relationship with Husk:

[moist-pegging-champion]

orange cats pass the harkness test even less than normal cats so definitely don't shane dawson them in particular

[will-vs-the-homo-sapiens-adgenda]

Currently watching dead boy detectives, when I saw the cat king I audibly said 'is that Shane Dawson'.

I think we can all see the irony in Shane Dawson playing the king of cats

[kitekaito]

i’m never forgetting the time i saw this cat video and opened the comments to shane gifs .

[kirenoomstar]

[awigglycultist]

Shane Madej in today's Top 5 Beatdown:

I don't want to fuck a dog. I don't want to cum on a dog. I don't want to put my dick anywhere near a dog. I've never wanted to do anything weird with dogs.

[actual-corpse]

When I see cats doing Cat Shit and say

Fucking cats...

[dluxaj]

yeah, but who *really* knows shane dawson for his conspiracy theories

[ajjconcertat2am]

high as fuck and watching a podcast of jarvis and jordan on sad boys..... 1 hr 24 minutes in i realized idk the name if the guest and its jackseptice i had no idea they looked like that and was irish or what they even do on youtube... they like kept calling them the number 2 irish streamer and i was like where did they find this guy i never heard of em ?? 😭😭😭😭 im so sorry

[willowjay07]

I don't think art can be separated from the artist, because the artist puts pieces of themselves in their work. However, I think people can still enjoy media that is made by a problematic person. They should just be aware of the artist's actions. It wouldn't be fair to the fans to tell them to stop enjoying it completely. Every show, every book, every song is someone's favorite. Who knows what kind of impact it had on a person's life. It could be a major source of comfort for someone. A person could always pirate the work if they don't want to support the artist. Just because the artist is a scumbag doesn't mean that their work, which might've had a large impact on someone's  life, should be taken away from them.

[numberonecodwomenfan]

random konig headcanons because i can and ive seen way too many people writing him as creepy incel pervert loser and i dont ljke it

he got that dawg in him (the dawg is autism)

autism be damned my boy can carve stupid little wooden trinkets

has the dumbest laugh ever. its either high-pitched and giggly literally going “hehehe” or its a loud obnoxious cackle

probably lowkey genderqueer but doesnt know it. like he wouldnt care if someone called him they or she. he will probably never figure it out or acknowledge it, nor would he know what nonbinary even meant if someone brought it up, but its there. hes this pic fr.

hes a cat person. if hes ever invited to a party and the person has a cat, he WILL find it. he will not leave that cat alone.

while he is an awkward loser he is not a CREEPY awkward loser. does he know how to talk to women (or men)? no. but he wouldnt creep on someone or disrespect them.

he was raised by his mom and grandma as the youngest of three. total grandma’s boy. his grandma was a very short, sassy (lowkey mean) old german lady and she loved him more than anything.

his whole family is crazy short. his mom is 5’1”, his grandma was probably shorter. all the women in his family are shorter than 5’5” and all the men are shorter than 5’9”.

adding onto that, he was comically short as a kid. he was short and chubby (plus autistic and jewish, and super quiet, so he really got the bullying quintuple whammy). his family called him kleiner Prinz (little prince) as a nickname (i imagine that his middle name is könig). but then he hit puberty and all of a sudden his dad’s (deadbeat L) genes smacked him in the face and he had a massive growth spurt so the nickname became more ironic than anything

as mentioned i think hes jewish, specifically ashkenazi, because könig is an ashkenazi last name (and also bc im ashkenazi)

he makes really goofy facial expressions. he’s got that hyper-expressive autism (me too bro me too) and he’s used to wearing a mask where no one can see his face, so when hes not wearing the mask, he forgets that other ppl can see the dumb faces hes making. bro makes the shane dawson confused face

thats all :3

[luxiguess]

Skibidi toilet x reader x part 2 The enddnjsjnjkdjs

I CAN SAY ALL OF THE SLURS IN THIS DONT CANCLE ME PLEASE !!!!!!!!!

“Your WHAT??” reigen exclaims. “Yeah sorry... I’m just not to fond of gay people...” They both look at me in disbelief. Almost like they have seen a ghost. Then we hear Skibidi toilet break down the door. “I AGREE!!! GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BURN IN HELL” Skibidi toilet exclaims. Reigen and Sans sob while holding each other tight as we continue to yell and harass them. “I HATE FAGGOTS!!” skibidi says. “Maybe that's a bit too far... you know that's a bad word, right?” I say.  

“YEAH!!! WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!” Sans finally stands up for himself. “WHO CARES IF HE LIKES MEN?” “I DO!!!” skibidi toilet says. They both look at skibidi toilet. “Says the one who likes little girls!!” Reigen exclaims to Skibidi. “I... DON’T... LIKE... UNDERAGED GIRLS!!!” “KILL YOURSELF!!!” Sans tells skibidi. The room goes silent. It's unbelievably awkward. “I-I-I...” Skibidi starts to cry. “H-Hey skibidi its okay!! Who cares what you did in the past... your fine now... right?” I start to comfort Skibidi. “Oh honey... I saw him touch a little girl the other day.” Sans says smugly. Skibidi sobs louder. “N-NO!!! I DIDN’T!!!”  

“Come on sans let's get out of here.” Reigen says as he starts to walk towards the door with sans. “WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!! YOU GUYS CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!!! YOU WOULD BE HOMELESS!!!” Skibidi cries out to them. “Well, you're wrong skibidi.. I am loaded. From all of my con-manness" Reigen says to Skibidi extra smugly. “NO WAIT!!! IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!”  

Suddenly Shane Dawson breaks down the door. “DID SOMEONE SAY.... PEDOPHILE?????” Shane Dawson exclaims. “SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!” We all say in unison. “Yep!! It's me. Shane Dawson. I heard there was a guy who touches little girls over here... You do know that I’m the only one in this town that can do that...” “I DONT TOUCH. LITTLE GIRLS...” Skibidi exclaims. “Thats what they all say” Shane says to Skibidi. “Come on reigen lets get out of here...” Sans says. 

 Both Sans and Reigen leave the place leaving me, skibidi, and Shane Dawson alone. “Well, what do you say Skibidi? Wanna team up?” Shane puts his hand out for skibidi to shake. “I....” Skibidi thinks for a second. “I couldn’t....” “Oh yes you could!!! Be a part of my special club. We give out free pictures of my cat.” “What... why would I need a picture of your cat...” Skibidi starts to slowly back away from Shane Dawson. “Because!! My cat is a bit freaky... Just look at its face...” Shane begins to get lost in the thought of his cat. It's kind of weird to look at.  

“Welll I better join Reigen and Sans heh...” I say while I head towards the door. “NO WAIT!! DONT JOIN THEM!!! THEY KISS MEN!!!! PLEASE!! NOOO!!!! Y/N!!!! DONT LEAVE ME!!!” I quickly run out the door and slam it behind me. I sit outside the house for a bit to figure out what to do next. Then I suddenly feel the house start to shake and crack. I look behind me to see a gigantic Skibidi toilet absolutely crushing the house. “S-Skibidi-kun???” “DONT LEAVE ME YOU.... YOU... BAKA!!” Skibidi yells as he goes alpha mode. “SKIBIDI KUN!!”  

I then see Reigen and Sans and another weird looking guy running towards me. “WHAT HAPPEND!!” Reigen exclaims. “Who the FUCK is this stupid little autistic boy you have with you Reigen.” I say. “Oh, it's my son!!! He name is Mob. He’s a bit stupid.” “Master, I hope you FUCKING BURN ALIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.” Mob says to Reigen. “Woah there mob who taught you such strong words.” “That doesn’t matter!!! Skibidi crushed your house!!!!” “OH YEAH HE DID!!” Reigen exclaims as he looks at the gigantic Skibidi toilet crushing the house.  

“Well shit what do we do now.” Sans says unamused. “Uhmm... Mob!! Can’t you Ex-or-size him.” Reigen begins to shake like a little mouse. “Master, are you FUCKING RETARD this GIANT ASS TOILET is not a FUCKING SPIRT.” “nooooooo.... are you sure.......” “I think he’s sure about that Reigen... If you don’t listen to your kid, you're not getting backshots...” Sans looks deep into Reigen’s blue orbs. “OH!!!! Well... I guess he’s not a spirit hehe....” Reigen says flustered.  

“Well, when I left is when Shane Dawson appeared... do you think he has anything to do with this??” I say to the others. “Hmmm do you think Shane Dawson possessed Skibidi???” Reigen says mysteriously. “Well, that could be the case since I heard about an evil spirit that steals peoples cats and...” Mob gets quieter, “Freaks them...” “WOAH MOB!!!! DON’T USE SUCH FOWL LAUNGUE!!” “YOU ARE RETARDED.” Mob yells to Reigen. Sans giggles at the little autistic boy. 

 “Well are you guys going to do something about it or...???” I say to them. “Yeah, let me Ex-or-size him real quick gang.” Mob says as he faces Skibidi toilet. “So this is the bitch you have been living with for 5 years??? No wonder your like this 💀💀💀💀💀” “JUST GET IT OVER WITH MOB!!” Reigen exclaims and tries to hold back tears. “I-I swear my son isn’t like this please ignore him.” “Yeah sure” Sans says smugly. Then mob Ex-or-sizes Shane Dawson out of skibidi toilet somehow and he goes back to normal.  

“S-Skibidi-kun!!!! I missed you so much my pookie bear!! Even if you did touch little girls!!.” I say as I run towards Skibidi gracefully. “I missed you too my alpha... Even if you do freak with those... homosexuals...” We both share a big smooch and then mob reverts the house back to its normal state. “Who is this goofy looking autistic boy.” Skibidi says while looking at mob. “You can not be saying that while you look like a FUCKING TOILET DUDE. Stop with this shit vro....” Mob then walks away sassily. “Jesus dude... I didn’t know you guys were like this...” Skibidi looks like he's about to cry again. “D-dont cry Skibidi!! You didn’t do anything wrong....” I say to try and cheer him up.  

Sans and Reigen then get freaky or something and the screen fades to black and Y/n wakes up from their slumber. “Man... it was all a dream...” Y/n says. “That was a pretty freaky dream. I wonder if toilets are real...” 

THE END I AM NOT WRITTING ANY MORE 

[blairelythere]

No please don’t call yourself a cat I CANT pull another Shane Dawson the cops said I’m on thin fucking ice!

[isas-bathbombs]

stuff that would kill RL miranda

(created by FCD club, will be updated maybe)

- mcdonalds sprite

- pop music (or any modern music)

- angie’s music

- metal music

- tiktok

- cancel culture

- gen z and gen alpha humor

- actually millennial humor would kill her too

- social media in general

- cocomelon (and elsagate)

- wattpad

- tumblr fandoms

- v and i’s dms

- genshin fandom

- vines (even the clean ones)

- the song me! by taylor swift

- fnaf lore

- hot cheetos

- seasoning

- kpop (and its fandom)

- aita reddit stories (or reddit in general)

- ipad kids (she doesnt let eva have one)

- furries (and the warrior cats fandom)

- danganronpa stans

- mask by dream

- bohemian rhapsody performance from glee

- nyan neko sugar girls

- that one shane dawson proposal pic

- twinks

- 212 by azalea banks

- rapsittie street kids

- spongebob behind closed doors lost media

- bibble from barbie fairytopia

- one trip to claire’s

- chuck e cheese animatronics

- weird mobile game ads

- one dance moms episode

- josh hutcherson whistle edit

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

what about meowth. he is capable of scheming and plotting and has a boston accent

buddy if a house cat stood on its hind legs and started scheming and speaking English I know this may be controversial but I don’t think it’s any more ethical to have sex with that cat.

What are you, Shane Dawson?