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Buddy you should feel lucky Google decided to cooperate and show you the post lmao

11/2 Today Goofus the Peacock killed a mouse and instead of eating it right away, decided to wander around the pasture carrying it in his beak. The feral cats always appreciate dead-rodent-based performance art, so they followed behind Goofus single file to make a Very Exciting Dead Rodent Parade.

At one point Goofus stopped and put down his rodent and one of the feral cats dared to sniff at it, and Goofus unleashed The Most Terrifying Honk, something along the lines of I WILL END YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND YOUR BONES WILL BE FORGOTTEN ON THE FROZEN EARTH WHEN I SNUFF OUT THE SUN AND SING THE STARS TO DARKNESS I AM THE DEVOURER AND DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS

The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. They didn’t even come out at milking time to beg for goat milk, which is a first.

We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things “Goofus,” actually.

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I doubt some soulless government leech will go through the effort and paperwork for that over some pennies that nobody was gonna use anyways

A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.

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Getting diagnosed is probably pretty easy, especially for you

A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.

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Even if it was 90 or 100 bucks it would still be cheaper than most floor materials

A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.

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this is a pet dog to me (Photo credit: Bart Coppens)

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this is a pet dog to me (Photo credit: Bart Coppens)

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this is a pet dog to me (Photo credit: Bart Coppens)

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this is a pet dog to me (Photo credit: Bart Coppens)

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this is a pet dog to me (Photo credit: Bart Coppens)

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"You won't be happy until I'm totally smothered by these things, will you?" Sarah asked her older brother, Vince.

"Like I said, if you want to crash at my place, you've got to make it worth my while."

Sarah rolled her eyes. "I literally cannot believe I agreed to this! Believe me, you weren't my first choice of people to live with after my roommate burst."

"I bet that was a good show."

"Yeah.... it was pretty hot watching her get bigger and bigger, all for her dumb horny bf. But now I'm totally screwed, and I'm stuck living here with the world's most pervy older brother."

"What can I say? I've been fantasizing about you for years, Sarah. You're just so fucking sexy, I used to peek through your door when you brought guys home and let them fuck you like a cheap slut. Godddd the noises you used to make made me so hard."

"What, like this?" Sarah made a few of her softest porn star moans, bouncing her oversized breasts for Vince.

"Holy shit you are so hot."

"And what, you've just been jerking off for years thinking about forcing me to take breast growth drugs until my boobs are so big I need you for everything, hm?"

"You know me too well."

"And my only way out is to get a good paying job and my own place. But you already know nobody will hire me with these giant breasts, doesn't matter if I have a Bachelor's or anything. Who would want to hire a girl whose breasts are getting bigger every day, who can't control how engorged they are, constantly leaking and spraying milk against my will....."

"Nobody. That's cause you're stuck with me, my perfect little cum-slut sister. You'll finally be my plaything, pinned down by a pair of tits so big and heavy you can't even lift them."

"I'm already struggling to sit up straight and walk for long. My back aches like crazy, and I can hardly lift anything. I feel so weak....."

"Good girl, all you need to worry about is lying in bed, servicing my cock." Vince took out his impressively large cock, stroking it in front of Sarah, who bit her lip, blushing.

"So all I am now is your personal cum dump? What, are you gonna knock me up while you're at it?"

"And make all the money I need off the brats you push out. Maybe I can pay guys to fuck you, too, since you always seemed to love acting like a whore, might as well make it official."

"Fuuuuckkkk I can't believe this. Mom and dad are gonna be so pissed at you when they find out! My poor body filled to the point of bursting with my own brother's kids, trapped in bed by a pair of breasts so heavy I'm slowly being crushed by them, my poor ribs feeling ready to crack under their weight! With a line of men out the front door..... forced to prostitute to support my lazy, pervert of a brother."

"Are you sure they'll be mad? I already told mom and dad, and they're elated to show you off to the whole family. Mom wants your swollen, pregnant cunt filled with my cum to be your new profile pic of Instagram. What do you think? Naked, in front of everyone, having your pictures taken with us, livestreamed as we grope your monstrous tits as they constantly lactate, smack your huge, baby-filled belly, and let the men take turns using that pretty mouth of yours, finally putting that body of yours to its real purpose. Not going to college or having some silly career....."

"Fuck, you are such an asshole!" Sarah shouted, rubbing her pussy through her panties, grabbing her breasts with her other hand, milk spraying through her top. "Well, get it over with you fucking pervert! Put some goddamn kids in my belly! Oh, and triple my dose of breast growth pills. Might as well stop playing games and just immobilize me already."

"Good girl, I knew you'd see it my way eventually."

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So you have the same brain worms as every other tumblr user? Lmao

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Nothing else smells like a basketball it's very strange, and if you pretend you haven't taken a sniff of the ball(s) you are objectively incorrect

basketballs smell gross 

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You didn't get the memo? Come on buddy you need to pay attention

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submitted by @jjunebunny

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@webhoard submitted: We're heading for a freeze the next few days and we were worried about this monarch chrysalis in a truly awful spot. We read instructions online about how to safely move a monarch chrysalis, and we did it!! It'll be nice and warm inside until it hatches. Austin TX on Jan 5, 2025. And here's the instructions for anyone interested:

I hope it makes it! Feel free to update when it emerges if it does :)

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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.