#shane and ryan divorce

[troublegoblin]

i do love that in mystery files debrief shane and ryan are trying to keep the divorce bit going but failing bc they both just think the other one is funniest goddamn person alive is hilarious to me. They're supposed to act like they hate each other for the bit but Shane can't stop laughing at Ryan's stupid fucking jokes

[deathianartworks]

My art style is about as consistent as their divorce babyy

@wearewatcher

[terrificblanket]

‘I’m your beloved son, The Professor!’

‘You both got it wrong, but since I love you, I’m gonna give a point to both!’

‘Well, I’d say in the future, your mother and I love you.’

‘What isn’t fair is that I spent so much of my dumb dinosaur life not having a wonderful little blue son.’

‘Alright family, showtime.’

[the-sun-icarus-flew-too-close-to]

[murasaki-cha]

It devolved again!

[noa-nightingale]

fixed it

[tasty-littl-snack]

Remember when Mari made a chalk drawing of her and Ryan and on Ryan’s drawing, she drew a little speech bubble and in the bubble were the words “I <3 Shane”

Sorry, just thinking about how everyone around them knows how much they love each other lmao

Yeah it's like. All those other things can be somehow explained as being just friends but this one it's like. What is this if not love. It's one of those things that no matter how you spin it, they love each other and people don't have to spend a long time with them to know that Ryan and Shane are inseparable. Like imagine being on a date with your boyfriend and doing cute things and then pointing out that he loves that one friend of his. Like what.

[unknownpasta]

DREW GOODEN IN A MYSTERY FILES JACKET!!! :D

[foralltheshaniacs]

… where is he

[carryondrawing]

They have to fight for custody over each piece of pocorn. A tragic day for kernelheads everywhere 😔

[outer-space-face]

You know, by the end of this divorce saga, I want a full kardashian-style freakout where shane throws a purse at ryan, and ryan starts complaining about his diamond earring being lost in the ocean. Please make this happen.

[shaniacsboogara]

the friendship divorce is hitting shane hard 💔

[notsogreatpotoo]

hello fellow children of undivorce <3

[maridrawss]

Currently still mourning the death of the Mystery Files debrief

[ajyetagain]

call me crazy but paywalling content whose fan base is 90% teens and young adults in the middle of a recession seems like a bad idea

[aujbabeyy]

i need more puppet history lore. how are these new puppets being created? why are they so good at singing? is shane madej okay mentally? when do we get a field museum Sue cameo?