Because renheng killed my grandma ok
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finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.
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jin guangyao gifts nie mingjue a tank top with the words "i flexed and the sleeves fell off" written on it. nie huaisang gets his hands on another shirt with the same words on it, except it's a long-sleeved shirt and the sleeves are definitely still attached. nie huaisang thinks he's the funniest bitch in the jianghu (he's correct).
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James: So I’m in the store looking for some garam masala (hot spice)……but you’re not here!
James: [the most obnoxious wink ever ]
Regulus:
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when the face id fuckin up n i gotta lock in
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max is gonna let daniel fuck him missionary style tonight so he can keep ranting about his race
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it's no big surprise you turned out this gay
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WW1 was stupid for lots of reasons but mustve been especially humiliating for the guy that died at like 10:50 on 11/11
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Know the difference
Velociraptor mongoliensis
Velociraptor oSMOLskae
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“For the time being” and is the Time Being in the room with us now?
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Find the thing!
🧔🧔♂️🧔🧔♂️🧔🧔♂️🧔🧔♂️🧔🧔♂️
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