#shame on you /j

[alteredsilicone]

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[fuupan]

drew these for heart pirates day and uhhhh ep1115

[just-bee-lieve]

the ferryman

[sonseulsoleil]

Funniest thing about Crowley living in his car is like. He still has his demon powers. He could so easily use miracles and his temptation skills to get himself a new flat. But he hasn't.

I can only assume he's petulantly and stubbornly waiting for Aziraphale to ask him to move in.

[sillyfreakingstrings]

GUYS THE WONDERBREAD GUY IS ON MY ASS

NOT EVEN JOKING I RECEIVED THIS ASK 3 MINUTES AGO WHAT THE FUCK

HELP ME IDK IF YOURE JOKING OR NOT BUT I GIGGLED A BIT

[aiwaly]

i cant believe buttercups broke up :^(

[thenecropolix]

Ok so for everyone who thinks of trains as critters hear me out: train toys

Large, perhaps mechanical balls that stay securely on rails and are frequently bumped into like playing the largest game of kickball

A modified turntable where one or two trains push a panel that makes the turntable spin without the need of human interference

Freight cars made from sensory panels or are covered in different materials with different textures

Regular sticks or coal that the trains can chew on if you believe in the idea of them being able to eat, not unlike rodent toys where they come in fun shapes or use different wood/coal

Hanging rope (again, not unlike hanging toys for birds/rodents) that the train can latch onto and tug (could be modified and work like cable machines where there's different weights attached for strength building)

Y'know the concept of a chair spring you see in cartoons where people are ejected out of their seat? Imagine a giant version of that used to propel engines forward just for funsies

Train toys fellas, TRAIN TOYS

[highlifeboat]

Mia doesn't need to fight the Dimitrescus, she's just going to tell them disgusting facts and call them degenerates.

(Redraw of an old comic from forever ago I'm too lazy to link)

[dirksawesomesprites]

Pregnant. Cronus.

[jordanswitches]

i just wanna be bitten all over by someone with a massive crush on me is that too much to ask

[silver--scar]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERE WAS A SOUTH PARK TOBER???

I'VE GOT SO MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO FUCK

Uh quick guys stare at this until I'm back with actual art

[citadelrock]

(don't fear) the reaper into temperance is canon change my mind

[littencloud9]

hehehe. kunichuu ponytail. you know the one

smiles. do you perhaps mean this one

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58668190

"N-no, not like that," Chuuya hiccups. They glare at their drink. Hiccups suck. "He should be able to read my mind, that's what."

"What exactly is he supposed to be reading?" Hirotsu asks.

Chuuya looks him dead in the eye. "I need him to rail me like a ragdoll."

—

or, chuuya may be a little obsessed with kunikida’s hands. just a little

🐶 explicit, 10.2k, kunichuu

🐶 for @zukkaoru and @bnesszai <33

[y-rhywbeth2]

The one place dwarves win more lore than elves is religion and divine magic. Also, they get wild magic surges as part of the package, and that should've been implemented in all crpgs and all editions, what's wrong with game designers. Anyway, anyone want dwarf lore?

(That was a rhetorical question):

Dwarven priests are individuals who feel a special affinity for a particular deity, usually from birth. They must want to further the aims of the deity and feel a love and kinship for the god, and they often hear the god speak, feel the deity's emotions, or (by vision) see the god act in their minds. There is a particular look about the eyes and face of a dwarven priest that is readily discernible (in good light and within 20 feet) to another dwarf of the same race, but never to strangers or nondwarves. This is a subtle look of devotion, not a flashing sign that proclaims a priest's level and deity. Dwarven priests try to hide their class from nondwarves. When they must cast spells, they try to do so from hiding or from a distance. They have generally succeeded in keeping the understanding of their spells or even recognition of their existence secret from most nondwarves in Faerun. This is particularly true in the North, where dwarves walk more softly and more often live among nondwarves. [...] Due to long-standing tradition, dwarven priests of most dwarven deities before the Time of Troubles had to be of the same gender as their deity. Since the Time of Troubles, this stricture is not longer the absolute that is was, and all dwarven faiths now accept priests of either gender-reluctantly. Priests of the gender opposite their deity are likely to be treated gingerly or with slight resentment by their same-gender fellows and to be called upon to prove their commitment to their vocation often. Dwarven culture is very slow to adopt new customs. [It's been another century since, which might be enough time for that to pass, but then again dwarves live for centuries, so probably not that much...] Half-dwarve[n clerics] are treated as dwarves of the appropriate subrace. [...] Dwarven priests cast spells as priests of other races do, with one important difference: spell energies are always channelled through a stone or metal holy symbol worn next to the skin or grasped by the priest. Without this stabilizing focus, dwarven priest spells are 40% likely to go wild when cast. (The only exception to this rule are the priests of Thard Harr; the Disentangler's priests must be in physical contact with the earth or a plant firmly rooted in the earth to avoid any chance of their spells going wild.) This instability is also the reason most dwarven priest spells involve material components, fragments of the Prime not subject to any innate magical resistance. [...] [Wild magic surges] are not deliberately caused by priests more often simply because they can be as deadly to friend as to foe, having unpredictable side-effects. Moreover, most dwarven deities think such behaviour reckless and disrespectful of their grace (in granting the spells in the first place) and of the safety of the dwarven people. A dwarven priest casts spells without a stone or metal holy symbol only unwittingly or when desperate. An attack that damages or removes a holy symbol during casting does not ruin the spellcasting but always causes the spell to go wild. Most dwarven priests carry spare holy symbols with them at all times to prevent their magic becoming ungovernable due to loss or theft of a holy symbol. [...] Dwarven priests of 7th level or greater are collectively known as High Old Ones, although each individual faith has its own title for members of this elite group. The High Old Ones are the most respected elders of the Stout Folk, especially in the North, where clan power and the pride and prosperity of young dwarves is weakest, and they often function as direct servants and speakers of their deities. Dwarves of all races and faiths (including gray dwarves, wild dwarves, and those who follow evil powers such as Abbathor, Laduguer, and Deep Duerra) respect High Old Ones. Unless mentally controlled or unable to identify such a dwarf, they never willingly attack a High Old One, whatever the situation. High Old Ones are also the only dwarven priests capable of employing dwarven rune magic. - Demihuman Deities

[kathbunny]

VR-LA studies Maxim's legs - Mermaid VR-LA

Maxim felt uncomfortable in swim trunks. It wasn't as though he exactly went swimming much, and it also wasn't like he was known for showing much skin, but a deal was a deal and he could temporarily deal with it. He sat on the edge of the dock, his legs hanging over the edge as VR-LA stared at him like he would a particularly shiny rock or large fish.

VR-LA swam in a little circle around Maxim's legs, inquisitive. After a few spins, he gently poked Maxim's foot, making Maxim jump.

VR-LA poked his head out above water. "Are you okay?"

"...I'm fine."

"Why did that startle you?"

"It was sudden despite expecting it. And humans tend not to touch each other's feet." Maxim answered honestly.

"Is it a taboo?" VR-LA asked, just kinda awkwardly grabbing one of Maxim's feet and holding it above the water. This was so weird.

Maxim had to think about it for a long moment. "I'm not sure if it's a taboo exactly. Perhaps in some places. It's just not something people would come in contact with, and they're often dirty due to coming in contact with the ground."

VR-LA nodded thoughtfully, going quiet for a long moment before speaking. "Human feet are so odd, you basically have a second set of more useless hands."

Maxim tried not to snort at that. "I'm sure toes have their purpose. It's not as though a tail like yours would serve us well on the surface."

"I guess so." VR-LA let go of Maxim's foot, poking at his lower leg instead. "Hair."

"Yes. I do have leg hair. Not everyone does, but most do."

"Some don't?"

"Some people shave for looks." Maxim certainly did in college, and it wasn't worth it at all. "And some just grow less body hair than others."

VR-LA gently squished Maxim's leg fat while nodding. Maxim didn't comment on it, but his inquisitive expression while doing something so unserious certainly felt comedic. Not that Maxim would allow himself to show that.

VR-LA's claws were on Maxim's thighs for only a few seconds after he moved on from his lower leg. Just gently poking and squishing a bit. VR-LA dipped back down into the water, seeming rather pleased. Maxim was mostly glad VR-LA's hands didn't linger too much.