#shaking like a fucking dog

[karmaajr]

chat my dad picked me up afterschool today because my sister, mum and I had to get shots for a holiday we're going on during winter break and I hate to get 3...... and after the holiday I need to get a bunch more......... apparently last injection I got was in 2015 😍😍

[packet-of-staples]

Day 190 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune. I fucking hate him, why is he like this. Ass in the air like he just dont care fr. I love his goofy ass so much I need to study him under a microscope.

[stil-lindigo]

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIGHT

[radiance1]

De-aged Mothboy Dannyo.

Except this time, he isn't in Jump City and Killer Moth is sadly not his kidnapper turned parent.

Instead, he's in Gotham.

He doesn't really do anything in the City of Crime. To everyone else, he's just a street kid who was unfortunate enough to be abandoned because of his meta status.

Danny's little home is literally a dumpster in an abandoned alleyway that he cleared out of all the trash. He has a mat that he uses as a makeshift bed, and a corner where he stores all his pretty little marbles he gets from dumpster diving, as well as an old backpack he found somewhere to hold all his other stuff.

He did use another Dumpster to expand his little home though, he doesn't know what he'll do with all the extra space really, but he'll find a use for it, probably.

The use was pulling in a bunch of other soft (enough) mats that he managed to find, filling the extra space with all of that, and then laying down on all of it in joy.

How did he make said Dumpster extra space? Simple, he just tore off one of the walls, and stuck them together with a drill and a few nails he managed to buy with his limited amount of money.

Danny... doesn't remember a whole lot. He remembers red, people in white, people who he thinks he knew laying so still. He doesn't try to remember any more than that, it usually hurts.

So, he's just one little kid trying to live his life in the City of Crime. He usually tries to stay away from any gang-controlled area, he couldn't do it all of the time, but he managed good enough. He meets some other street kids, and tries to make friends, but they aren't very receptive to his efforts.

So what does he do?

Bribery!

He has enough money to buy some snacks and stuff, and he does pay for it, no matter how cashier looks at him as if he were going to steal something, to be fair she does that to everyone but still! He's a law-abiding street kid!

Bribery worked very well! The first few times it wasn't anything too special, but after that, they decided that he was one of them now! They tell him stuff about the various gangs and stuff, which ones to avoid, and which area to not go towards because of one incident or another.

They also helped him that one time when he was chased by some really mean people who wanted to take him somewhere and apparently sell him? He didn't wanna hurt them, so he was trying to lose them and go back home, so that he could then get off those weird cuff thingies they put on his lower set of arms that made him feel a strange disconnect for some reason.

So he was running, didn't expect for one of them to have a gun, tried to evade the bullets, one hit him in the leg, then another in his other one, and he hit the pavement. Then they caught up and put some cloth to his face and he started to feel loopy and really tired.

Before he fell unconscious, he heard a loud smack. Then he was woke up to his friends, those weird cuffs gone, his legs having been bandaged and a really nice bed.

So he thanked his friends, and went back home. He gave them each their favorite snacks for their help!

About a month after that, he meets this really kind old guy that he helps carry stuff to his car, he took most of it, puffing out his chest and saying he's got this because he's really, really strong. Then the old guy invited him to come with him for a thank you dinner.

His friends told him not to accept any suspicious offers from strangers, but he helped the guy and he just wants to say thank you. Plus, food.

So he says yes.

He didn't know the old guy- no Alfred, had a giant mansion! His jaw-dropped, awestruck face practically showed what he felt. He then looked at himself, back at the mansion, and almost didn't wanna step in because he's afraid he might dirty it, before being gently pushed inside by Alfred.

[blueggrass]

i know theres not much of a fandom here for the will of the many but ,,,.., i just finished it and.,,,,, im in shambles. life is moving around me and I'm still in shock. I have things to do but i cant even think. what,, am i supposed to do. just go on? pretend im okay with this till the next one comes out??? I FEEL LIKE A ZOMBE. I FEEL LIKE NOTHING MATERS. ALL I FEEL IS-

i dont think ive ever been hit by a book hangover as much as this like wtf even was that /pos HELLO??? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME??? LKSJFLSKJBFLKSJBFLKSBFK:BSF:KBSF:KJBHSF:KJ

[myrquez]

Bezz for Sky Sport Italia

-“In the VR46 groupchat, when you talk about the new Ducati riders that are going strong, like Marc Marquez.. how is it (what do you guys think about it, how does it feel like)? The Devil wears Prada? Look at Marquez..? I just wanted to address this topic.

“Well, we talk about it much more in person than on our groupchat-

“But it doesn’t go unnoticed. (You do talk about him)

“No, we pay attention to everything. With Vale is difficult not to, he has always taught and still teaches us to pay attention to every detail, so we always try to understand everything around us. Marc is going very strong, and we watch him and try to learn from him.

“So he’s like a benchmark! (nice pun right there)

“He’s like a ‘tool’ that we can use… wait, it does sound bad, I mean he’s a rider, but he’s a rider that we can ‘use as a lesson’. We can look up to him, as if he was a teacher.”

[impossiblekittydelusion]

Im sorryyyyyyy im going insane over Carlton and his date in S3E02 (Murder? ... Anyone? ... Anyone? ... Bueller?) (The school reunion one)

He really is a pathetic puppydog of a man. His date doesn't tell him he's crashing her high school reunion. She calls him the wrong name the whole time. She abandons him with her bag to dance. She flirts with her high school sweetheart the whole time. Then. THEN. She waltzes up, gives a half assed apology, bats her eyes and calls him cute and gets the softest most agreeable look i have seen that man give anyone so far. He fucking tilts his head down and like looks up at her through his eyelashes! My man she has been horrible to you all night are you that affection starved? Are you? (He is).

Ofc then she asks him to hit on her ex's wife and ruins it but thats not the point.

The point is that that fucking man is totally a stray dog and you could domesticate him SO fast. He would be eating out of your hand in like a week if you were simply continually sweet to him. He would get sickeningly domestic so fast it'd make you dizzy.

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Bruh holy fuck 😵‍💫

[jaybirdscoffee]

for y’all out there in QPRs, do you just ever become so suddenly overwhelmed with how much you love your partner-

[hvcrver]

yandere chrollo is, in my mind, always taking and taking and taking from his s/o because he's trying to fill that empty space in myself .

chrollo would give himself up for the troupe, would risk his saftey to make sure his s/o is safe, but god. fuckkkk . you being the thing that lights up the chasm in his being. not his heart, no, he lost that long ago, but are not YOU his heart?

regular chrollo is like 20x more normal i can imagine. like he does fucking EVERYTHINGGG he can to win your ass over. like he's so cringeloser disgustingly fluffy in my head bro is so gentlemanly and chivalrous that you're not sure whether to be charmed or to audibly gag just to mess with him /lh

[coldpintglass]

[sunsetsover]

you're an angel, i'm a dog

“Who did you get the collar out for, Bison?” The circles stop. He stares at Kant for a moment, gaze steady as if he can see straight through him. It's terrifying. It’s exhilarating. Kant never wants him to look away. “No one,” he says simply. His hands slide back to Kant’s hair, tugging slightly. “I wasn't planning on using it with anyone. It's brand new, just came yesterday in the mail. The battery was flat so I charged it, just to see what it was like.” Kant pretends his next breath doesn’t come a little easier. “And what is it like?” “It hurt,” Bison confesses after a long pause, “but in a good way.” Kant almost smiles. Almost says isn't always like that, where you’re concerned? “Put it on me.”

Kant finds Bison's shock collar.

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[grimalkinmessor]

Hi welcome to my very tired rant

[corrosivesaints]

your girl of the year

Probably the worst thing is that he’s never met her, Jean Crosby, who’s nothing more than an ephemeral presence at best, a small photograph Harry keeps in his wallet and a stack of letters he faithfully replies to. Harry who loves her as a husband should, who had a shockingly little amount of reserve on that fateful day, taking him apart like it was nothing. Handling him like any of his instruments, confident and capable with John at his mercy. Harry had tasted like adrenaline, already so different from the nervous man that had accidentally routed them to France. It had been so easy to forget it all: the war, the missions, the dead boys starting to accumulate in their memories. All too easy to dismiss the ghost of Jean Crosby that hung around when Harry was real and alive and kissing John as fervently as a dying saint’s benediction. And John Brady was only a man, after all. Poor, foolish Johnny Brady, giving his heart away during a war.

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[stormbreaker-290]

Seems like a certain little moth got caught up in the "web" of a certain virus <3

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[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

every single expression trent makes in his first scene of season three is just so so good