#sfw I guess

[thegothicviking]

I translated some of the weirdest Norwegian pornclips out there. It's sfw unless if you/your boss know norwegian words..

Context: I used to have a Filipino friend (we are no longer friends) and I had told him about, and shown him this SFW clip of a horrible, weird Norwegian full length porno movie. I hardly delete anything I write, so I still have the translation that I gave to him.

This clip of the movie is censored and SFW

(unless if you know the Norwegian language, then some things of what they are saying is offensive/not all SFW!)

Please get your eye bleach!

Are y'all ready for ....

"SKOGSTUR"/"FOREST TRIP"?

The translation for the clip is as follows;

The brown haired man is the man with the hat/the man who is fishing

"To get some" and "to get a catch" at the end of the 1st part means that they now want to get ladies...not fish.

"If you walk far...Pussy you'll get/Langt å gå, fitte å få" is a dirty spin on a quote from some Norwegian fairytale but I can't remember which one it is and I don't remember what it's supposed to say instead of "pussy/fitte".

There are at least two random naked women and they talk over the men and it's difficult to hear what they are saying (I have seen the entire NSFW movie. Please don't be a fool like me!)

[fayzart136]

"'Evan feels, finally, like some real goddamn magic is happening."

[aislinceivun]

Day 7: Protecting the other entry for radiostaticweek over on twt bonus art here loose follow-up comic here

[weewhore]

not to be not horny on this blog, but dom sub in an sfw way. "good boy" when i remember to do something i struggle with, clinging to dom's side in public because i'm imagining a leash, asking for permission before i do anything, having me kneel in that sub blowjob position just to tuck my hair behind my ears and call me pretty while i rest my head on dom's thighs.

[macaronichewtoyz]

most normal fursona on the block

[any prns]

[narusasuart]

Huh, no, they're sparring. Wait, what did you think was going on? 👀😏

[ahappyphjl]

hips don't lie

[weirdozjunkary]

Anybody remember that one idea I had a while ago?

[the-gt-fairy]

I. I don't have context for this

[bwamatoast]

wiggly finger.s...

[little-pup-pip]

Build-A-Bear Chococat!!

[ojaiyart]

[scrimtas]

the most fucked up fanart i ever did and I definitely DON'T respect myself for this one, but this shit is so harrier-core it's insane

redraw of this uhm pic

[gt-daboss]

Hear Me Out: Reverse GT Alien Abduction.

We are the invaders. Humanity has long since fantasized about hordes of unknown, giant flying monstrosities raining down from the heavens onto our small blue orb in the lonely universe. Huddling In secret in the recesses of our homes as fellow humans are abducted to who knows where, never to be seen again. Families torn apart and for what reason? Don't they know we are people too?

only...

That's the exact role humanity plays, no- not as the victims, but as the oppressors. All throughout the galaxy known for their greed and insatiable curiosity, their ever-hungering thirst for knowledge and the unknown, trampling over any and all species that sought to slow them down.

So, when Humanity found a planet with creatures who looked nearly identical to their own, but at a fraction of the size and power...

their fate was inevitable.

hooof, i might make a part 2 at some point soon! you guys know i can't let a cruel scenario not have a happy ending xD

if anybody thinks the lighting looks weird- its supposed to imply someone opened up a door to go into this 'pet' shop and light is shining in. (metaphorical/literal ray of hope, maybe this human will be nice lol~)

[kirkwallcowboy]

[peskypawz]

rat :P