#sf sans/ut papyrus

[centipedelightning]

Hey, I was wondering if you could do a skeleboys x reader whose gut reaction when the get spooked is to sort of pull their boy back to them not caus they don't trust him their just used to being a protector.

(I request undertale and underfell plus dealers choice :D)

Thanks love your stuff by the way

Waaaa how cute! Ugh I love dealers choice it just means I can write my pookies (today that means the swapfell bros). Yk I always feel bad bc I feel like I write too little. I am used to writing research papers where I just get to the point so creative writing is so painful.

| Ut/Uf/Sf Skelebros x protective reader || super vaguely romantic for a few || fluffy |

Cw/Tw: None

Sans

He’s blushing

I imagine this would be the kind of situation where you two were near some people that got in a physical altercation and you pulled him back. That kind of unconscious instinct both surprises and Greatly flatters him.

He’ll go all wide-socketed and just look at you like you’ve grown extra eyes.

Once the y’all are away from whatever situation spooked you, he’ll start making little jokes non-stop. It’s terrible.

“what was that?” “Wdym what was that?” “were you trying to protect me??” “Tf are you talking about??” “you need a new nickname. i didn’t realize you’re such a guard dog.” “Sans what are you talking about”

Sans tries to keep the energy equal in a relationship. Not one-to-one type of stuff where if you do one chore one day he’ll do it the next, as much as if you put in a lot of work he’ll try to treat you or do something that shows that he knows you did it and appreciates it. So now that he knows you’ll jump to his defense at the drop of a hat, he makes it his mission to Not let you do that. He is flattered of course but he just doesn’t want you to get hurt.

In smaller situations where you just got spooked by something he’ll try to calm you down with jokes and puns.

Papyrus

BLUSHING AND STUTTERING AND AND AND

He’s so flattered he’s just a mess.

Papyrus is the type of person that will jump to anyone’s defense immediately, so you reciprocating the energy means everything to him.

He doesn’t spook very easy, so you’ll probably be the jumpier person. No matter what gets you, big or small, you just randomly pulling him behind you has him blushing hard enough to glow.

Emotional bioluminescence never works in a skeleton’s favor.

I fear that you don’t realize what you brought onto yourself though.

If you weren’t already, Papyrus is staying up planning you an incredibly detailed workout plan to make sure you are capable in combat.

“YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED TO FIGHT IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO DEFEND MY HONOR NYEH-HEH-HEH”

The finalized workout regimen is planned exactly to your physical limitations. Almost to a concerning degree… did he do a secret medical exam or something??

No for the record, but he wouldn’t say no matter what the answer.

Red

Red is pretty jumpy himself so his hackles are already raised as he is trying to drag you behind him, but You dragged him back first??? You want to protect Him???

Swoon

He’s swooning

He still wins this nonexistent battle for the right to protect the other, so he manages to get you close to him. Sorry not sorry but Red’s protective instincts are hard to match, let alone beat.

If the situation was severe enough that you two would need to leave, once y’all do he’s all over you. Laughing and joking about how you’re trying to play guard dog.

He does try to check in a make sure you know you can depend on him yada yada. Please reassure him that you know and whatnot.

It’s not that he doesn’t trust you or feels insecure of course—hell one of his many types is strong and forthcoming—he is just also used to being the protector and wants to make sure you don’t burden yourself.

Edge

Utterly flabbergasted.

That’s all.

Confused even

Situationally you have two options: either you startled at something he also recognizes as a “threat” or you jump at something that just happened to scare you. Both of these options end with him looking at you like you are some combination of a deity and an oddly shaped cat. Confusion, wonder, adoration, a touch of horror—you get the picture.

More specifically, for the smaller option he will just straight up ask you wtf, but for the “big threat” option he gloats. Loudly.

He is about to get very loud.

Imagine something along the lines of “NYAHAHA YES FEAR ME AND MY HUMAN HAHAHA”

Edge is a skeleton that loves his theatrics what can I say.

You will also be put through a training regimen btw. It’s about the same as Papyrus’ just with more sparring. You did this to yourself.

Indigo

I’m so sorry but Indi picks fights.

He does

He’s shameless

Maybe you can try to physically pull him away from needling randos? Then again you jumping to his defense might just make him more confident and Worse.

You won’t get a workout regimen out of this guy though! Little victories.

for literally any other time where something just makes you jump and you grab him instinctually, he’ll play into it. You should tell him as soon as you can if that’s something you don’t want.

But he will dramatically jump into a fighting stance the second you start to tug him towards you.

He is always ready to defend his human’s honor.

Cash

He let’s you drag him back with very little resistance.

In all honesty he finds you jumping to his safety quite amusing, especially if it was from something small that just happened to make you jump and grab him with you.

If there’s ever a situation where you aren’t in immediate danger but near some (like some strangers getting into an altercation) Cash will absolutely allow you to do whatever you want.

He’s never gonna let either of y’all get into real danger, so as long as that doesn’t happen you are free to your instincts to try and protect him.

Hell, you might not even need to grab him with how much he loves to touch or hang off you. No sense of personal space truly.

[kiok0r0]

WIP of swapfell lore but I wanted you to see the grandma I have cared deeply for the last two days. Also I flip flop between my tablet and pencil doodles because sometimes I don't have the energy to draw on my tablet

[kiokodoodles]

Finally here's the dynamics between the skelebros!

From top left to bottom right:

Cyperus, Paps, Pyre, Rus, Pine, Cyrus

Comic, Jayce, Ruben, Helio, Aster

How the Papyri are with each other

How the Sanses are with each other

[yuckydraws]

Vant, mal , wine and boss and classic papaya

He text s/o about his bad tiring work day, not expecting to find s/o settings up a super relaxing chill time for him , food cooking, plesent music playing. S/o not seeing him because they are to busy setting up the finishing touches of his spa day ( or whatever relaxes him)

The limit for asks is 4 characters, and since Vant works from home most of the time, I'll just leave him out of this answer.

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Mal: He's a high school monster history teacher. He can usually handle his workload, students, and less-than-accepting coworkers without an issue, but today was the perfect storm. He spends his breaks ranting about his day over text to you, and by the time he heads home he's exhausted. He would love a spa day, and all his built up frustration from the day would melt away at the sight of you setting this up for him. You'll be in for some appreciative kisses.

Wine: He's a sergeant detective of the only monster division in the police force. It's a stressful, time consuming job, but he's used to that and often takes it in stride... a little to well. He overworks himself and you'll have to be in tune to the subtle tells of his, if you want to help him relieve that stress and actually relax. He would chuckle at you setting him up a spa day, but it wouldn't take much coaxing for him to go along. He'll let himself decompress with you, only a sight you see, and by the end of it, he'll give you a soft "Thank You" while nuzzling his face into your shoulder.

Boss: He runs a bootcamp for new recruits in the Royal Guard, which along with Wine's detective taskforce, is one of the only systematic defense monsters currently have to turn to. He loves his job, however, there are times he's met with a brat of a recruit or he learns of yet another crime against monsters that he can do little about personally and the human police force refuse to acknowledge. He's just a trainer, and it gets to him sometimes. While he loves to cook, coming home to you taking care of it on a particularly rough day, while also setting up a relaxing night? That scowl of his might just turn into a smile.

Papyrus: He's in school to be a nurse, though he does work part time as a barista. He's a diligent student, however he often struggles juggling studying, working, and keeping the peace at the skele-house. 13 roommates is a lot, much more when multiple don't get along. He also struggles with his studies often, and it can be hard for even The Great Papyrus to stay optimistic all the time. He hides it well, but soon enough you'll know his tells, and when he comes home to you preparing this after a particularly rough day? He might just cry.

[seirindono]

i know theres no defined ages but how big would you say the age differences to be between the sanses and papyri from each verse? and are they consistent? are the ages between sanses and papyri even consistent w eachother? (like fell paps being older than swap paps for example)

Here's a timeline to illustrate:

The first point to consider is that, as you can see, not all brothers arrived in TMS at the same time. In a sense, some of them have "travelled forward", while others have " leapt backward". Hence the difference of age AND view of the situation/people.

However, on a case-by-case basis, Sans is always the big brother, Papyrus the little one. But the difference can vary. Ex: Rus and Black have the smallest age gap out of all pairs.

But if you add this to the first point, they could overlap in some ways. Ex: Horror and Sweet have the biggest age gap, but their timeline is at least 5 years ahead of the fell's. Sweet could therefore end up more or less at the same age as Red or Black, even though they're the eldest. Or Axe might be much older than the other Sanses and Sweet slightly older than Classic Pap.

It all depends on how you decide to interpret it. There's no wrong answer as it's meant to be ambiguous, even to them, ahah.

It's only a matter of a few years though, don't let it bother you too much. Some are pretty clear too (UT bros are older than SF bros).

Hope that helped!

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 32

General asks

S/O has the same personality as skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton goes to a pride parade (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O starts a prank war with skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O tries to hide they have a bad day because of chronic pain (UF Papyrus, HF Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans, MF Papyrus)

Skeleton's kid plays hide and seek so well he can't find them (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's teenage daughter asks them to make a teenager they don't like stop harassing her (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Undertale characters go to a pride parade (UT characters)

Error goes to a pride parade (Error)

First date with S/O (UF Papyrus)

Five Nox headcanons (SF Sans)

Red and Oak's relationship (UF, HT Sans)

Rus finds out Nox has a girlfriend (SF Sans & Papyrus)

S/O forgot the mic was on at MTT restaurant and makes the entire restaurant laugh (UT, US, UF Sans + Ink)

S/O drags skeleton to a trampoline park (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and Skeleton's child are freaking out because of a huge flying cockroach (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

First thunderstorm on the surface for skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

The Undertale crew is having fun on a lazy river (UT characters)

S/O wants to climb tall skeletons (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Papyrus)

S/O destroys Skeleton's brother while Skeleton is on a grocery trip (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child is held with a knife by Skeleton's rivals (UF, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O smacks skeleton in the face while sleeping (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Someone makes fun of skeleton in front of him (US, UF Sans + Ink)

S/O wears elegant clothes and listens to death metal (UF Papyrus, SF Sans)

S/O wants to help Willow feels pretty (HT Papyrus)

S/O's pet is scared of skeleton (UT, US, UF Sans + Ink)

S/O goes on a vacation with a friend (UT, US, UF Sans)

A llama spits on skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's brother brotherly bond (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O had a nightmare and got scared of skeleton when they woke up (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O has to go to the hospital but the hospital doesn't believe they're sick (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

The chickens kidnapped skeleton's child (HT, HS, HF, FT Sans & Papyrus + SF Papyrus, FSG Papyrus, D!Papyrus, DuT Sans)

Skeleton tries a period cramp simulator (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child prefers their dad over their other parent (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O notices skeleton is happy watching a TV show (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O gets struck by lightning but acts normal afterwards (UT Characters)

Other things

Why the main 10 if they're 12

8 a.m in the (fucking) neighborhood

Myfanwi talks

Tiot Batiche memories

Thor is fast boi

My country voted for far-right and there's nothing to be proud of

Thor has THE schtick

Mjöllnir thinks he's a parrot

Bouncy boys

Queer ghosties

Little reminder about my headcanons

In Color

World Day Against Pet Abandonment

[desktopdinosaur]

Heyo! I've been following you for a while now and I've been meaning to ask: why'd you fall for SwapFell!Papyrus out of ALL Papyri/UT skeletons specifically?

Ooooo I’ve waited for someone to ask this, mostly so I can just ramble cuz I love rambling But there isn’t just one reason, so I’ll list em out

1. He’s the combination of swap papyrus and fell sans, basically meshing two hot people to make an even hotter version-

2. The amount of fanfics I’ve read where he is the most sexiest of the bunch is too many. Which is a bit funny since he’s only in harem fics and despite all the “competition” he still stood out

3. A bit of a contradicting statement but he’s a bit of a blank canvas character, I’ve seen lots of different portrayals of swapfell papyrus. Ya know, the meek shy one, the asshole, the flirty one. Etc. so I’ve basically moulded him into fulfilling all my romantic fantasies! Really fulfilling 12 year old me desire for a cliche edgy bad boy haha

Not to say I don’t like the other papyri or sanses, I really do like them a lot- I’m just obsessed with rus! Hell, I’ll give you my rankings

1. SF papyrus

2. UF sans

3. US papyrus

4. SF sans

5. UT sans

6. UF papyrus

7. US sans

8. UT papyrus

[battlemaiden13]

(I've read the majority of your most, from Master list 1 to 6. And I'm really invested and impressed. It's also really nice to see that this fandom is still active and alive. And you're genuinely doing a fantastic job with your asks. I like who intricate each one is. Last night on the 31st of August I spent until 5am reading your lists. I'm getting back into Undertale again, and I'm re-playing all the games, from the OG, to underfell and the UT!Underswap game that still in development. So it's all very wonderful! ) Though I did have an ask, if that is alright with you. Could I get Gory Yandere House UT, UF, US, And SF reactions to there S/O being being kidnapped. The kidnappers are on the phone, demanding a price. S/O fed up with being kidnapped, that when they make her speak into the phone, she looks them dead in their eyes and says, "They're going to kick your ass." Before she is audibly hit across the face and the line goes dead.

13: gore is something I haven’t practiced in a while so sorry if I’m a bit rusty but I hope you enjoy. These are also Longer so I only did 4 , sorry! I might do the other four another time but I got a tad carried away

WARNING: Yandere, Blood, gore, toxic Relations

Sans -Well their big mistake was calling. Sans could track them down by a vague description if needed but the kidnappers called making his job a lot easier considering he was already honing in. 

Sans would normally simply systematically ruin peoples lives but these assholes pissed him off enough to take a much quicker approach. Violence really isn’t his thing though, but why would it need to be when he has dirt on every single psychopathic skeleton he lives with and they are always more than happy to get their hands dirty.

The screams echo through the facility long before everything goes eerily quiet. Sans walks into the room you are being held in, adjusting his gloves as he smiles widely at the last remaining captor. His hood is up but the only signs of blood are on his shoes as the thick red liquid begins to pool through the door as if the rooms outside had been flooded with it. 

Your capture points his gun at Sans with a shaking hand but the skeleton doesn’t react. His smile is still uncomfortably pleasant as he begins to talk to you, apologizing for being late and the uncomfortable screaming but promising the two of you can go home, cuddle up in his room with comfort food and your favorite movie. 

As he talks your other roommates enter behind him, each painted more red than the last. Orange is lighting a cigarette as he leans against the wall, Edge whipping blood off his skull as if someone had coughed it up on him. Red and Blue both come in laughing. Berry is cleaning his knife with his tongue as Papyrus fiddles with a device, dislodging a finger from it with an unpleasant crunching sound. 

Your captor says something before you hear an upsetting gaggle and he falls to the floor. Syrup appeared behind you, slitting his throat. Blue squeals in delight as Sans gives his nod, the skeleton descending upon the man as Sans takes your hand and leads shortcuts you home with a kiss to your forehead. 

Red -His phone shatters in his hands as the call disconnects. He was pissed before but hearing the unmistakable sound of you getting hit has him blinded with rage. He stalks to Blue, demanding the skeleton assist him with a new ‘job’. Blue is more than happy too of course and your new friends are about to find out why these two are called the bloody twins despite no blood relations.

It takes a while for Red and Blue to find you. Neither are great at subtle tracking but Red bides his time and bites his tongue, knowing that this is going to be perfect, although a few people lose some fingers in this endeavor. It takes at most three days for them to put everything together, Red hating knowing you are not being treated like the royalty you are and prepared to die in order to right that particular wrong. 

The twins do not go in quietly. It’s loud, it’s obvious and there is plenty of death or worse. While Red is normally content to kill on sight he takes a leaf out of Blues book and begins to take his time, playing with his victims in brutal ways. Breaking limbs, cutting off appendages and forcing them down throats, revealing in the screams and when you are brought out looking roughed up and being held by someone Red sees black.

You are suddenly freed when Red slams your captors head into the hard concrete below. He had shortcutted across the room in silence and grabbed their face, cutting them off mid sentence. Slamming the back of their head down Again, and again and again before lifting them up by his grip on their face and growling. Red snaps their arms, their legs then drops them from the rafters so they hit the ground with a sickening squelching sound. 

Red is by your side a second later, checking you over for marks and bruises and cursing that he didn’t let “that filthy fucked up human” suffer more. You have to assure him several times that you are ok as Blue continues to brutally massacre whoever's left right behind him. 

Edge -He is uncomfortably calm as the phone cuts out and he gets to work. He’s called in a favor with Sans to track you down while he prepares his concoctions. Mindless bloodbaths were never really his style but he can do something far worse. 

There were only three idiots who dared to take you, figuring you lived in a mansion and have the dark prince doting after you like a love sick puppy, so you must be worth something. 

When he gets to the apartment you are being held at he simply knocks, the scum open the door only to get sprayed in the face by a nasty little poison that has him coughing and will liquify his insides painfully within the next few minutes. As he sputters and coughs Edge walks right into the room as if he owns the place. The other two turn to him as he greets them in a formal manner before he asks you if you are ok. 

He is fuming on the inside and although he seems put together you can tell he is pissed off. His hands are clenched by his side and his jaw is tight. 

There’s a silence in the air as Edge tells the men he unfortunately cannot let them live and this will be a painful experience. As he monologues he lets a vial shatter to the ground and the air is soon filled with a thick poison that burns and scratches just beneath the skin. The men are screaming in pain long before you are thanks to the little doses that Edge has been exposing you to ever since you met. It still itches like bugs are crawling under your skin though and you can see how it is going to escalate as one of the men tears through his own flesh with his teeth to stop the sensation. 

Edge has strided over to you, pulls you to your feet and smashes his teeth against your lips. You feel the thick liquid trickle down your throat with an unpleasant bitter taste as the skeleton pulls you closer, shaking ever so slightly. He pulls back from the kiss as you feel dazed, running his hand down the side of your bruised face and he swears nothing like this will ever happen again. 

Your kidnappers falling to the floor with gaggle screams as he picks you up to carrying you out of the still smog filled room. 

Orange -These idiots fucked up so badly and they don’t even know how until it’s to late. Within an hour Orange knows where you are, two hours and his plan has been set in motion, a day later is when they find out they messed with a true psychopath. 

Some small, not so accidental, issues caused your kidnappers to change locations to a warehouse. There was a surprising amount of them for what appeared to be a simple job but with the amount the skeletons could apparently pay for you it wasn’t overly such a surprise. 

The screaming was horrible, the set up precise and the results quick. The whole horrid event probably only took 10 minutes but could leave you scarred for the rest of your life. 

Orange had set up multiple gruesome traps to brutally take out your assalants before swooping in and getting you out. 

It was like you were living in a saw movie. One room trapped a small horde inside before compacting and crushing all inside, the floor opened up to a spike trap impaling others and then there were the few who were burnt alive in a walk-in furnace, acid fell from the sprinklers and you had to watch in horror as the floor was coated in a thick layer of blood that pooled around your feet. 

The screaming was horrible but the silence that followed was so much worse. You had no idea how you just ‘happened’ to be situated away from all the dangerous traps but your exact location was the only place that was unaffected. 

After a minute you heard the footsteps of someone calmly approaching only to see Orange come around the corner. He has a panicked expression as he quickly changes stride to approach you quickly. Asking you a million questions about if you're hurt as he unties you before pulling you into a hug and declaring you must have been so scared and he’s sorry he couldn’t be there sooner. 

He set the whole nightmare scenario up to seem like one big accident going off one after another in the hopes that you wouldn’t get suspicious but if you are smart and paying close attention to the skeleton you would be able to tell just how please he is that his plan went off, prehapes don’t point this out to him though. 

[centipedelightning]

Hi! I saw your elephant!monster reader ask and decided to throw my hat in the ring with a mouse!monster reader with the same pairings, My oc is the monsterized version of the mouse in the wall. A silly goofy rodent with a habit of "borrowing" things and food from people and shops across the underground

this is so cute are you kidding me. ik you didn't request him but I couldn't resist the klepto4klepto idea in my head with Cash. Congrats on being my first "inspiration point" btw.

ALSO: if this didn’t satisfy you, feel free to resubmit your request fhsgdhdh. i can do something a bit more in line w what you were probably expecting.

| UT/UF/US(+SF Pap) x Klepto Mouse!Reader || Platonic/Non-specified || Fluff |

Sans

You'll probably first meet at Grillby's.

The usual patrons are there and in you come. Slinking.. Scheming...

The crystal glasses have been calling your name for a week now.

To your surprise, this is a day Grillby is out so a certain skeleton is behind the counter.

You sidle up to the bar and order some food, intent on getting Sans away from the glassware. Once he's gone you're in action.

With deft fingers, you are reaching over the counter and grabbing as many glasses as you think you can get away with.

Once your inventory is good and full, you settle back into your spot.

You don't realize you've been caught until an empty glass is put in front of you.

"you've been a little mousy you're whole life?"

"I like to think I'm pretty outgoing actually."

That gets a laugh out of the skeleton. "i'm afraid i'll need those glasses back."

You decide to hand him a pair of glasses you "borrowed" from a frog Monster you met in Waterfall.

This goes on all night. After a certain point, you decide to give up the ghost and hand the absurd number of glasses back over to Sans. He even promised to not rat you out to Grillby.

Papyrus

You were walking through Waterfall when you saw Papyrus walking along a lower level just under you.

He was carrying a comical stack of Tupperware containers full of something. It was simple curiosity! He wouldn't even miss it!

You succeeded at snatching a Tupperware and cracked it open. The acrid smell of pure evil is the only thing that graces your nostrils.

Deciding you have no desire to hold onto whatever science experiment the skeleton had made, you hopped down and chased after him.

You came up with a quick excuse that he dropped the item and you were just innocently returning it.

Papyrus' sockets shine as he drops the armload of "food". You get thanked so profusely you almost thought you did something honorable, not stole food.

You get questioned about your culinary inclinations while he picks all the containers back up. Many of them busted open when dropped, though the skeleton doesn't seem to care.

You didn't realize that you started following him while talking and after some time you arrived to his front door.

You tried to bid him farewell before you were all but begged to come in and cook with him. It is free entry into his house.

Who knows what goodies you might be able to snag.

Red

You've heard about the funny skeleton that sometimes performs at MTT resort and decided to check it out.

You were in the area, there was an interesting list of comics on the roster, and the audience looked like types to have a lot of interesting things on them. What reason did you have not to go?

Many of the performers were fine. A few of them were so dull you had no way to sneak about without being caught.

Red was the closer, and by then your pockets were starting to feel well and full.

You, of course, continued on your mission; stifling giggles and laughs as best you could.

Red's set was nearly over by the time you felt satisfied. Oddly enough, when you fully tuned back in you notice something strange. He was making a few too many rodent-themed jokes than one might expect.

It was only after the second or third time he glanced directly into your beady eyes that you realized he absolutely knew what you were doing.

You tried to slip out of the dining room unnoticed but a certain toothy grin at the front doors stopped you.

"got caught with your hand in the mouse trap there buddy"

You had very few options other than running or offering a bribe. you went with a bribe.

Red, surprisingly, accepts and even offers a little deal. You join up with him during his sets. He tells jokes so good no one will notice a certain mousey's fingers in their pockets. Split the loot after.

You didn't have many options to counteroffer, but even then you didn't particularly want to.

Edge

You were caught pocketing some cinnamon bunnies and got the guard called on you. Naturally, you were well practiced in avoiding the guard.

You tried to spend as little time as possible in Snowdin until everything cooled off some. What you didn't realize is that the up-and-coming royal guardsman was not one to give up so quickly.

Once you decided enough time had passed, you made your appearance back into the thrall of the small town. It was only after you picked up some whispers behind you that you realized you perhaps haven't been away as long as you should've been.

What ensued was chaos. Once you realized that yes, people definitely recognized you and had called for the guard, you were booking it out of there.

A few members of the dog pack put up a chase for a while, but none of them cared for petty theft. The only one who decided to pursue you into the forest for the better part of an hour was the new skeleton recruit, Edge.

The chase only ended after you both found yourselves stuck on a large frozen lake, unable to get your feet underneath you. After hitting an impasse, you try one last boon.

You offer to pay for everything you stole and then some. Edge didn't believe you were good for it, but you were no stranger to "borrowing" a good amount of G.

While slipping and sliding past each other, Edge pulled out a long itemized list of everything you have stolen. It took a good few minutes to read through your bill but you did manage to have enough money on you to pay the shopkeep back.

After that, you were watched like a hawk by Edge personally whenever he saw you out about town. It didn't take long to realize you could intentionally run him around if you stole something in his line of sight.

Blue

Blue was one of the only people who bothered to regularly set puzzles and traps that were more interesting than piles of snow.

That also meant you could get a bunch of neat junk if you went around to dig out the parts.

You became his shadow. He'd set up a puzzle, you'd slip in and take a few parts. It certainly didn't help that Blue was incredibly amusing to watch once he saw your handiwork.

He even tried to stake you out a few times, though it never worked.

There was only once that Blue caught you.

You were out somewhere else and he put his plan in action.

You came back to your usual spot to scope out how you were going to sneak past the puzzle part of the puzzle. You didn't even think that the course looked suspicious.

It was a switch-flipping style puzzle. Certain switches move different snow poffs and you had to pick the right combination to get through. Easy.

It was only as you solved the puzzle and the floor gave out under you that you realized you made a mistake.

You got pulled out of the snow that fell on top of you none other than Blue himself.

You weren't able to do much more than laugh and deny. Deny! DENY!

It didn't work of course, though Blue did ask to keep you around.

Something about making the puzzles so hard a human wouldn't even be able to pass them?

Stretch

Stretch was trying to do a simple run to the craft store to get some fabric. His brother wanted a new workout set and refused to just buy one.

You were also there. You were in the bead aisle hamfisting those suckers into your pockets. Stretch could only imagine would you have already stashed away in your inventory.

It was a slow day and he had time for a little prank.

Everywhere you went, the skeleton followed. Everything you put on your person, the skeleton subtly magicked right back out.

It took you a while to notice, but once you did the game changed. It became a combination of making sure you didn't catch him putting your ill-gotten gains back and not being caught himself.

This went on for a while.

You started to get smart. You tried to shake your mysterious pursuer by taking random turns and power-walking down each aisle as quick as you could.

After a time, you also realized your pockets never got heavier. You decided you absolutely had more time to waste and got to plotting.

You started picking up items you didn't even want. Scrap fabric and strange decor items were shoved places you thought you would know if they were tampered with.

It didn't work. The standoff, so to speak, lasted two hours and you didn't catch your shadower once.

You decided to give up. You grab a couple small items and go up to the store clerk to check out. It's the least you could do after being a terror in their store for the past few hours.

It's only after you are well on your way out the door do you feel something. Your bag got slightly heavier. You stop to dig around in it and notice a pack of pencils you didn't steal and definitely didn't buy.

As you look it over you notice it has a little note drawn on the package: "that was fun. quit trying to steal things. see you around."

• Inspiration Point •

Cash

Anyone with a working brain would know not to mess with the skeleton brothers. Most of all you would never want to gamble against the taller one.

You never took their advice. Cash was fine entertainment from afar, but at the table was where the real fun started.

You didn't do it often, but every once in a while you'd find your way to Grillby's Bar & Grill after hours. There was where you'd find the good loot.

With your pockets full and inventory fuller, you found a seat at the round table where the fire elemental was dealing the first round of poker.

You got your wares appraised earlier, so your starting chips were already piled high before you.

The real joy of the table was watching people lose. They almost always came with an air of unearned confidence that made the fall that much sweeter to watch.

They always lost and were always sore losers.

That night, there were only a few real players. Cash was there, like most nights. Dogaressa and Dogamy were there, though Dogamy was only good for moral support. A few of the bar's regulars were at the table as well. The rest of the seats were filled by desperate newbies.

As soon as the table was full, the game started. It continued as you expected. Most of the newbies were overconfident and lost all their G near immediately. Dogamy backed out. The regulars all slowly backed out after losing what little money they offered in the first place.

What was surprising was how long you made it. The only people left at the table were you, Cash, and Dogaressa. You weren't playing for money and you certainly weren't playing to win.

You just wanted some easy entertainment to watch some full adult Monsters throw a few tantrums. It's not like the money you brought to the table came from a personal fund.

It didn't take long before the sore losers all left, so your interest was waning.

It wasn't until you noticed Cash do a weird little hand motion that you recognized quite well. He was pocketing cards. If he's not above cheating why should you be?

In the end, Cash won the lot. You didn't expect to win, nor did you care to cheat enough so that you would've. If anything, that would've been suspicious.

You knew that Cash realized your play and that made the night all the more interesting. Once he knew you were cheating, it became a joint effort to do as much as possible without being fought by Grillby or Dogaressa and miraculously you both pulled it off.

Or, you both pulled it off long enough to get out the door snickering to each other, G in hand.

[kiok0r0]

Now that my boop-o-meter has been broken...

17. What is the worst thing you've put your OC through story-wise? For Reuben, Cyrus, & Helio?

-kq

Ruben - My take on Underfell doesn't have a lot of angst, but one thing that comes to mind is having Ruben be terrified for his life and Pyre's life when he just slipped up with the law and was brought before Asgore for this grievous error. Still trying to forgive himself for not protecting Pyre in that moment before Asgore gave Pyre his scars.

Cyrus - His whole entire backstory is the worst thing I've done to him. I mean, there are some good times in it but at what cost. He joined the Guard (partially he was a scientist first). He got involved in an experiment. He got amnesia and seemed to have regained agency/consciousness in a place where he thought it was safe but things just got way too weird for him. He's afraid of what exactly happened to him and has distanced himself from his family and friends to find out what happened to him. He's a little messed up.

Helio - I think giving him self-confidence problems and a need to compensate for his childhood where he didn't have a good control on his magic now when he does have a better control is maybe the worst thing I did to this short king (he's 5'6).

[kiokodoodles]

Been on a full body reference kick lately, so here’s my Swapfell Cyan fellas!

[undertale-writing-times]

This is a triggering topic so feel free to ignore if uncomfortable.

What about old sh scars, how would they react?

(UT, UF, US, SF, and maybe bad sanses if not too much)

Not too many characters at all. I hope you enjoy this!

TW: Selfharm mention TW: suicide mention TW: scars

Sans- He's one of the few that wouldn't say anything at all. He notices them early on, and decided to not say anything because he knows that that could be upsetting, and why would he want to bring up old scars? As long as he doesn't see any new ones, then he'll leave it in the past.

Papyrus- When Papyrus sees the scars, he gasps then smiles “Oh Y/n! You didn't tell me that you went through a war." if you got sheepish, and mumble that you didn't, he would take your hand into his own and nuzzle his skull against it slightly, "Yes, you did, I didn't say it was against someone else" He knows that those scars are from a time when you were at your lowest, and now you're here with him, and the Great Papyrus will keep you safe! No matter what. Even if the person he needs to protect you from, is yourself. He doesn't want you to ever get hurt again! Expect him to 'kiss' the scars whenever he sees them because he wants you to know he thinks you're beautiful even with scars.

Red- When Red first saw them, he couldn't help himself from asking; these are the only ones, right? You don't have any others? He would keep a close eye on you for a while now, just to make sure that you weren't still doing it. He wouldn't tell you anything but... he almost did something like that himself, and almost decided to kill himself when he was younger. The only reason he didn't, was because he didn't want to leave his little brother all alone in the world. It's still worrying for him to see you with scars on your skin. Expect him to be a little more nervous to touch you for a little while afterward, not because he thinks that they're gross or anything! Not at all, more just... he's worried to hurt you more than you've hurt yourself.

Edge- He doesn't quite realize what kind of scars they are, he just assumes that you were attacked one time and he enjoys the fact that the scars meant that you won the fight! You had to, if you were still alive. The only way you can truly lose in a fight is if they kill you. Then slowly he realizes where they came from, and... he isn't exactly sure how to react. Why would you hurt yourself? He asks and tells you that he never wants you to do something like that again, he doesn't believe you deserve it at all.

Blueberry- He doesn't quite understand where the scars came from, just because he's never heard of someone exactly... hurting themselves. When he learns that the scars came from yourself, he's going to frown and ask a few questions, then hum and check you over for any other wounds. He's just happy that you don't do that anymore, and he won't ever bring it up again unless you bring it up first. It just... sort of makes him confused.

Stretch- Stretch understands a lot more than he might admit to. He used to do the same thing when he was younger and hated the fact that he did. It made him feel... guilty each and every time he did it. When he saw your scars, he's going to tense up, and feel nervous and unsure of what to say or do. So he doesn't. He doesn't bring up the fact that he saw them. He's just happy that, you know, they're old. That makes him happy.

King- As expected of him, when he sees the scars, he will get all annoyed "Who dared to hurt my datemate?!" He asks, and won't stop until you tell him and when you do, he pauses, unsure of what to say or do about that. Why would you hurt yourself? HP is a very needed thing, and even for humans... well whatever! You're his datemate and you hurt his datemate so that means that you must be punished! Expect him to start to 'kiss' over your face. You can't stop him. It has already begun.

Alpha- With Alpha, he also wouldn't say anything about seeing your scars. They look old, and like you hadn't done it in a while, so why should he say anything? He would just... be a bit more loving after that. He might hold your hand more often, just a bit tighter, and tell you how much he cares about you just a little more often. The thought of you hurting yourself makes his soul feel weird, and he does not want that again.

Dusty-When he sees the scars, he worries. Those were old, right? That meant that you didn't do it anymore, right? Though then Pappy will start to whisper to him, saying that you still do and how you were going to die and it was his fault. He would panic and ask about them, and see if you had them any other places and when he sees that you didn't, he's going to be happy and relaxed but still a little sad that you felt like you needed to do that before.

Axe- When he sees the scars, he's going to be confused. Why didn't you tell him that you got hurt? They look old, so that's good he guessed but still worrying! He would take your hand into his own, and mumble, asking about the scars? When you explain, he nods along slowly then nuzzles his skull against your arm or where ever you did it at. He worries so much about you, you're his amazing datemate... why would you try to hurt yourself? That isn't a good idea, Y/n.

Killer- He also doesn't say anything about the scars that he can see on their skin. Expect his touches to be lighter after seeing them though, expect his words to be softer. He knows that they've been through a lot, and if he can help them through anything... he's going to try his best.

[timbertumbr]

Okay hear me out here, for US, UF and SF, They have just been sucked through the matchine with and in the UT universe and are figuring things out and maybe a few months of that but what UT Sans and Papyrus forget to mention is that Pap is married to our dear sweet Y/N so they decide to pop by and vist and one of the Sans's (US, UF SF) open up and they hug them and are like "Heya bro! how are things? wheres pap ect ect" and they seen pap and obvs jump them cause they haven't seen their husband in a while. Chaos insues XD

WE'RE WHAT?! (Various Papiri X Reader)

Oh boy, this is going to be FUN! I'll write the reactions of the Sanses but know that it is 100% Papyrus X you.

UnderSwap-

-When Blue opened the door, he did NOT expect you to be there. In his universe, you were friends but often had to go to you.

-"Heya bro, how are you?" Bro? Are you really good friends? He hesitantly responded as you let yourself in, looking for your husband. When you spot the lanky skeleton, you speed walk and hug him tightly.

-Stretch was NOT expecting this, he did have a crush on you but you were acting like you were married, Blue was just as baffled as you talk about your day.

-And then YOUR Papyrus appeared out of the kitchen and you were confused.

-After some explanation, they learned that you were married and Stretch was a little flustered, apologizing and everything.

-You reassured the skeleton that it was okay, after all, multiversal accidents don't happen very often.

-Lets just say Blue is planning on getting Stretch and UnderSwap you together.

UnderFell-

-Now with these two, UnderFell you are already dating Edge, if you weren't he'd kick your ass off the moment you touched him. (More like push you away because he's still a softy and doesn't wanna hurt you.)

-So when Red opens the door, you greet him like you did with UnderSwap and he's okay with it, you two are practically siblings in your time from how much you hang out.

-And when you see Edge, you hug him from behind and call him your nickname for Papyrus and he. Goes. REEEEEED.

-He is so stunned he starts stuttering and Red is just watching in amusement but also curiosity. Then Papyrus walks in and things get a little awkward.

-After explaining, Edge takes it like he didn't just melt under your hug and Red is just amused. He may or may not be thinking of wedding plans now.

SwapFell-

-Rus crushed on you in his universe HARD and Mal just wants him to confess already.

-So when you open the door and greet him, he immediately knows what's going on and let's you in.

-When you see Rus, you hug him, greet him with a nickname and tell him how much you missed him.

-Rus is a MESS. Anxious on telling you that he isn't who you think he is and worried that you'd be mad at him.

-Papyrus appears, a knight in shining armor in Rus's eyes.

-After an explanation and numerous apologies from Rus, you were pretty chill about it and Mal had casually walked up to Rus.

-"So, ready to confess yet?" Rus gave him a glare but it did give him some ideas for how to confess.

UnderTale-

-After all the multiversal craziness, Papyrus treated you to your favorite meal, some movies and shows you enjoyed and some cuddling as a way to apologize for not telling you sooner.

-You think it's sweet and even call it a date which makes Papyrus REALLY happy.

-All in all, this is something you'll laugh about in the future, for now, you're happy to be by your husband's side.

[vex-bittys]

How would the various lamia react to someone with a severe resting bitch face? Like…they look murderous, but that’s just their face when they’re not emoting?

*Of course the lamias try not to judge people by their looks, but sometimes it's hard not to be sensitive if someone is giving you a murderous look!

Papython (UT!Papyrus): if you're feeling murderous maybe you need a hug!

Corny (UT!Sans): will try a joke to see if he can make you laugh

Krait (Gaster): perceived disapproval makes him very nervous, thinks you dislike him

FireRing (Grillby): being mute, he relies on expression and may think a person with resting bitch face is unfriendly

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): relucant to trust anyone, especially someone who is giving him a murderous look

Pygmy (US!Sans): too busy zooming and playing to worry about facial expressions

King (UF!Papyrus): as a lamia with resting bitch face, he's not bothered by it

Coral (UF!Sans): very sensitive to people having negative feelings towards him, will likely be grumpy and standoffish

Chain (SF!Papyrus): senses SOULs and uses that to gauge character rather than facial expression

Mamba (SF!Sans): thinks the expression is fierce, approves of it

[seirindono]

Giving baps to all the crew, what are their reactions

(Also a kiss for Reds head after I bap him :3)

UT Sans: *amused shrug* UT Papyrus: *nyeheheh intensifies* until he notices that he has no nose to boop

US Sans: boops back (competitive) US Papyrus: "oh. no... you got me" *proceeds to lie down in defeat*

UF Sans: *confused but still smirking* UF Papyrus: *gasp* "The audacity-"

SF Sans: Will slap your hand away and glare. SF Papyrus: banned from answering

HT Sans: b i t e s HT Papyrus : boops back enthusiastically

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 29

General asks

S/O rejects someone flirting with them at the restaurant (UF Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans, MT + MF Sans & Papyrus)

S/O calls skeleton baby girl (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and Skeleton are going to S/O's first pregnancy ultrasound (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Papyrus gets too far and hurts his S/O (UT, UF, HT, SF, FSG Papyrus)

A random human tries to kidnap skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's kid hid in his suitcase and skeleton only realized once he arrived at the hotel (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Meeting with a shapeshifter (DaT, DF Sans & Papyrus)

S/O can't handle Rus not being serious in their relationship anymore (SF Papyrus)

S/O is the Grim Reaper (FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton sees an x-ray of their S/O (UT, US, UF Sans + Ink, Error)

There's a tsunami alert and skeleton is on the beach (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O reveals they're dating Skeleton to his brother by taking back his underwear to him (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O owns several weapons legally (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child is mad their dad said no for candies so they're packing their things (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O reveals they're dating Skeleton to his brother by taking back his underwear to him (HS, HF, OT, DaT, DF, FT, MT, MF Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child tries to jumpscare his dad with a scary video (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton hugs S/O from behind and it scares them so much they punch him (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

It's S/O's birthday (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's brother finds a letter his S/O wrote to his brother (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Thoughts on ASMR (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O can feel danger coming (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's links with the LGBTQIA+ community (UT Sans, UT Papyrus, UF Papyrus, SF Papyrus, FSG Sans, DF Sans, FT Papyrus, Error, D!Papyrus, DuT Sans)

S/O bridal carries skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O's family is against monsters and tries to kill S/O and Skeleton's child (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Short S/O wears super high heels out of spite (UT, US, UF, HT, SF FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and Skeleton play Mario Kart (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O is stubborn when they're sick (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Reaction to learning Sans threatened Frisk during his journey in the Underground (UT Papyrus, Toriel, Undyne, Alphys, Grillby)

S/O said no to their child to buy a plushie so they go ask to skeleton father instead (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O organizes a special egg hunt in the yard (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and skeleton play Just Dance (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O boops skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O knows what they did, but do they know what they did? (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

What if Horrortale Undyne was still alive (HT Sans, Papyrus & Toriel)

Other things

About Mafiaswap

About Underfresh

A reminder for asks inspired from older posts

About other UT characters and their alternate versions

Myfanwi talks

Chinchillas absolutely love cuddles (no)

Cute pictures of sleepy Thor

My thoughts about the QSMP admin situation

Easter chinchilla

The Boop-o-meter