#sexy rat

[youre-drinking-embalming-fluid]

hey we put your boyfriend in the nightmare forest. yeah he's hallucinating about a rat with real meaty hind legs. yeah it's got like a real wet nose and perfectly round ears. also there's a pirate that's gonna shit in his mouth. yeah the pirate isn't a hallucination after all. sorry

[intrepidbeans]

[adainesfuriousgun]

Gonna tell my kids this was the sexy rat from fantasy high

[infnlte]

SEXY RAT IS COMING BACK BABEY

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

@dimension20official very sexy rat dog toy

[brainonthebox]

No one show this to Fabian.

[mythotsbog]

For the love of GOD stop taking emily’s bardics. PLEASE! that poor rat got ate!

[cloudyscribbless]

S1 it was the sexy rat, S2 it was Chungledown Bim, I really hope S3 gives Fabian another nemesis

[theindianwinter]

The Pied Piper of Elmville

Rough and sketchy but I'm not spending more time on something this cursed - before THAT happened last week, I had the image of Fabian as a hysterical Pied Piper who hates the fact he is followed by a trail of sexy rats

The thought wouldn't leave me all week, so this nonsense happened

[serikyl]

Calling it now, I think the rat being referenced by the Ratgrinders in Junior Year is the sexy rat

I think they found the sexy rat and either killed it or thought it should be killed and that’s the in joke

[crustacean-crush]

“if nothing comes from it, that’s fine… i’d like to create a minor illusion of, um, a sexy rat”.

from D20’s Fantasy High, Episode 7 🩷

[fibrefox]

I had forgotten about this moment, but holy shit I likely frightened the neighbours with my cackling. Murph's face right after Emily says this is the perfect icing on this insanity

Bonus sexy rat:

[dndmidnight]

daily dose of fhsy spoilers from yours truly//

fabian being faced with the sexy rat and chungledown bim in the forest is fucking killing me 😭 him going “i’m not a pirate, and you’re gonna shit in my mouth” was just so 💀💀💀

[d20unfuckability]

"gilf, uhhhh evil, uhhhhh literally fucking a younger man so"

"i mean. it's a sexy rat. look at that wet pointy nose. the curled whiskers. the round ears and long tail. the thin front legs but the back legs are *smacks lips* meaty."

[gyronope]

228 votes…

and I’ll never forgive the 28.5% of you that made this happen.