#sexy rat

[alltears]

potential pcs for emily to play in fantasy high senior year:

MARY ANN SKUTTLE

PROS: save me pc romance… SAVE ME…; she rocks so hard; need to hear more about qwoky pets

CONS: mary ann may be best enjoyed in small doses; two barbarians in the party seems unnecessary

A SIMULACRUM OF FIG (AKA F2)

PROS: hilarious; we still get fig sort of; emily gets to delight us with an accent (perhaps swedish fig?)

CONS: probably too close to emily just playing fig again

BUCKY APPLEBEES

PROS: we love bucky!!; really interesting relationship with kristen; lower-level pc doing bad kids-level missions would be bonkers

CONS: potentially too similar to kristen’s freshman year arc

BOGGY THE FROGGY

PROS: would make me laugh; emily would have fun

CONS: it’s a silent frog

ECAF

PROS: funny

CONS: she’s a fucking turncoat; everything else

A SEXY RAT HEROICALLY ATTEMPTING TO REBUILD RAT WORLD

PROS: full-circle moment for emily; builds upon the established rat lore; would urge the bad kids to explore mysterious, undiscovered aspects of aguefort

CONS: i see no cons

[youre-drinking-embalming-fluid]

hey we put your boyfriend in the nightmare forest. yeah he's hallucinating about a rat with real meaty hind legs. yeah it's got like a real wet nose and perfectly round ears. also there's a pirate that's gonna shit in his mouth. yeah the pirate isn't a hallucination after all. sorry

[intrepidbeans]

[adainesfuriousgun]

Gonna tell my kids this was the sexy rat from fantasy high

[theedwardianwriter]

“I’m going to need you, Emily Axford, to describe to me a ‘sexy rat.’”

Fantasy High: Freshman Year Episode 7

[infnlte]

SEXY RAT IS COMING BACK BABEY

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

@dimension20official very sexy rat dog toy

[brainonthebox]

No one show this to Fabian.

[pers3phone399]

In light of Neverafter ending and remembering that next season Matt Mercer is gonna be in the dome I am once again stating my insane need to see Emily Axford sitting at the table because you KNOW she’s gonna actually kill him and I’m gonna love every second of it

[mythotsbog]

For the love of GOD stop taking emily’s bardics. PLEASE! that poor rat got ate!

[cloudyscribbless]

S1 it was the sexy rat, S2 it was Chungledown Bim, I really hope S3 gives Fabian another nemesis

[theindianwinter]

The Pied Piper of Elmville

Rough and sketchy but I'm not spending more time on something this cursed - before THAT happened last week, I had the image of Fabian as a hysterical Pied Piper who hates the fact he is followed by a trail of sexy rats

The thought wouldn't leave me all week, so this nonsense happened

[serikyl]

Calling it now, I think the rat being referenced by the Ratgrinders in Junior Year is the sexy rat

I think they found the sexy rat and either killed it or thought it should be killed and that’s the in joke

[crustacean-crush]

“if nothing comes from it, that’s fine… i’d like to create a minor illusion of, um, a sexy rat”.

from D20’s Fantasy High, Episode 7 🩷

[fibrefox]

I had forgotten about this moment, but holy shit I likely frightened the neighbours with my cackling. Murph's face right after Emily says this is the perfect icing on this insanity

Bonus sexy rat: