#sexy idk

[maryvedvik]

POV: Mario Sends You a Snap

this is art from someone who didn't have any drawings ideas, oopsie poopsies.

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[monophobix]

viktor: i’d like to see you, come visit me jayce :)

jayce:

[rosemarytrash]

i MISSED this pen

[zillychu]

(sequel to this) they broke his 100 year long depressive episode with sheer idiocy

[theundeadbrides]

Obsessed with the idea of Castlevania from Alucard's perspective 'cause like. Imagine your dad is one of the most dangerous people on the planet but you keep forgetting about it because he's also hopelessly and pathetically devoted to your mother to the point of borderline neglecting you which kind of sucks but y'know whatever. And then your mom is brutally and publicly murdered so you head out for your dad's estate already presuming he's cooking up some pretty chill, sweet revenge, only to find out he's actually Actively Planning A Genocide against your own mother's people, of which you're also still technically a part of. So you try telling your dad that's actually Not Chill and he just fucking lunges at you, permanently scarring you and leaving you in a year long coma so now you have to kill your weirdo loser dad which sucks hard cuz y'know. You really don't have anyone else but ok.

But you're still in a coma so then you're woken up by a random mage girl who thinks you're Jesus Christ Reborn and a loser homeless boy who immediately (and homoerotically) tries to fight you and he actually manages to stab you in the gut but you think that's sexy and you ask them if they wanna help you kill your dad and now suddenly you're part of a murder polycule. So like. What I'm trying to say is 10/10 the character of all time

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Rip Bill Cipher, you would have loved Chapelle Roan.

[mari-no-mori]

I personally think we need more unhinged bloody Noi fanarts

[onesidedradiostatic]

The most unrealistic thing about fanon Vox owning an Alastor body pillow isn't the fact he has it at all... it's that he managed to get a clear enough picture in full color to put on the pillow

LMAOOOOOOOO LITERALLY BUT. BUT. consider. he commissioned a really good artist to make really realistic art of alastor so it's technically not an actual picture of alastor.

slightly related but I have this joke written in my head where vox and val get into an argument and in an attempt to placate him, val says he'll commission someone to make a very sexy painting of alastor for him. meanwhile, back in the hotel, lucifer gets a ping on his phone and says "someone just asked me to make a sexy painting of alastor for $50k" and alastor is standing there just.

a what.

[blushedfemmes]

do i make you nervous?

[deecotan]

anyway here's wavewave

[myfriendgoo94]

getchu a girl who can do neither 😛

[lunfio]

wake the fuck up, samurai 🎸

details under cut ->

[valtsv]

This is a bit of an odd question but if you did drag what would your name be?

robin graves (robbing graves) or barry dalive (buried alive)

[vampsickle]

the idea of grinding on jason’s clothed cock and smearing your wetness on his underwear while he just has to lay there and take it. his eyes swirling with lust but his brows are tightly knit, he could flip you over and take you right there, but instead he chooses to take this torture from you, occasionally whining and moaning like a sweet whore :)