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Oh my, Jewel Staite is so sexy
#jewel staite#rocking body#great legs#great thighs#great rack#legs for days#legendary legs#great body#great hips#dancer body#power thighs#lingerie#sex on a stick
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The neck grab!!!!! 馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟
Asia_echelon11 on IG
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My unholy trinity 馃サ
#ronnie radke#falling in reverse#doesheeverstop#gettingsohot#i hate tagging#iwoulddoquestionablethings#sex on a stick
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Eddie from And I Need You To Know by @the-unforgivenn
I hope you like it 馃榿
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I might be onboard with the General being Joel Cairo, before he came out of the closet. He has the same hair and pinky ring! His obsession with women is so over-the-top, it just reeks of a gay man overcompensating. I'm not sure I ever saw Cairo as a killer, but then again he was dating one.
His death was never confirmed by anything besides the Hayes Code. His loyalties were also never clearly established; he wasn't British. He was either on loan from an allied country, or a mercenary for hire. If the latter, then the hunt for the Maltese Falcon was simply another job for him.
#peter lorre#secret agent 1936#secret agent#mustache#jew fro#sexy#joel cairo#the general#the hairless mexican#screencaps#screencap#smoking#sex on a stick#the maltese falcon
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#sir stop#in case anyone wondered#this is how i was picturing dom in the last chapter#sex on a stick#yes daddy verse#yungblud#dominic harrison#dom harrison
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Natalie Dormer, sex on a stick!
#natalie dormer#rocking body#great legs#great thighs#great rack#legs for days#legendary legs#great body#great hips#dancer body#power thighs#sex on a stick
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Imagine having breakfast with him! 馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟馃敟
#jared leto#delicious man#i'd eat him never mind the breakfast#sex on a stick#my beautiful king#i love all of him
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 馃あ馃あ馃あ (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 馃崙馃崙馃崙)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 馃崙馃崙馃崙was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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Fucking hell---
olive do you got those season 9 lip pictures of him in the bath I need them for science
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Hehe here鈥檚 the video too
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and there鈥檚 nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best I鈥檝e ever done so I鈥檒l take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesn鈥檛 look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but I鈥檓 here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting I鈥檝e done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isn鈥檛 ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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Is it any wonder Dean fell for him? And then we all fell in love with him. 'Cause I mean, just, DAMN!!
he walked into set with sex hair, a knock-off constantine cosplay, the most perplexing vocal choices of all time and the most intense homoerotic stare to ever be levelled at another man
#sex on a stick#holy tax accountant of my dreams#he can raise me from perdition any damn time he wants#spn#supernatural#i need a cool drink
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omg I'm doing some research of Tiresias' myths and all versions of how he became blind are the funniest things I've ever read
my favorite is the one where Hera and Zeus were arguing about which gender had more pleasure during sex (as you do), Hera being fully convinced that men was the answer. They asked Tiresias and he said women had the most pleasure, and Hera (in an act of pettiness I think?) made him blind
#I think the most popular one is the one where he sees some snakes having sex he beats them with a stick and gets turned into a girl?#then 7 years later he goes back to where he found the snakes and they're still there mating so he turns back into a man??#but because he switch genders twice he's blind now???#he has the craziest stories I've ever heard#greek myths#tiresias#greek mythology
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I think Bokuto is so intense and needy in bed. In a skinship, desperate to kiss you, hold you, touch you kinda way.
His favourite position is with you in top so you can wrap your forearms around his thick, bulging shoulders and bury your head in his throat. Chest to chest, his lips on your hair line or whimpering into your ear, his arms magnetised around your waist, hands spanning your back to under your arms, just shy of your breasts. Every part of you is always touching, bellies clenching and flexing against one another, thighs slipping and sliding from sweat and slick. His pubes mash against your clit with every grind, every pulse of his hips into yours.
And Bokuto whines, he huffs and tells you he loves you, loves your pussy and your eyes and your tits and the way you cum so messy and teary. Face scrunched in pain when you dig your nails into his skin, louder and messier with every milking clench of your cunt. Nd he鈥檚 hiccuping his way through his orgasm, pleading and promising and trying to bury himself deep in your soul, curl into your chest and the cavern of your loins. Bokuto just loves and loves and loves when there鈥檚 no space between the two of you, hearts beating as one and breaths mingling between your open mouths .
#bokuto x reader#haikyuu smut#I just I just love him ur honor#the headcanons of crazy animalistic insane sloppy sex r great#but I just wanna delve into his insecurities and his need for praise and reassurance#and how that would manifest as some of the cuddliest clingiest neediest sex in your life#loved missionary too like adores it he鈥檚 caging u in and sticking his tongue down ur throat the entire time#miko.muses#Bokuto smut
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Amber Heard, sex on a stick
#amber heard#rocking body#great legs#great thighs#great rack#legs for days#legendary legs#great body#great hips#dancer body#power thighs#sex on a stick
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