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evilneo · 10 months ago
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HOUSE OF GOLD (Frenrey Style)
Benrey Benery moves in with his best friend and secret crush Gordon freeman after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night gordon gets drunk and then....find out!!!
-part 1,-
Benrey looked at the arpartment where his best friend and crush of 3 years waited. He saw him in the window and he waved at him and his heart started beating to fast. he opened the door
"Hey silly get in!" He said and hen gulped and pulled his luggage into the house. Gordon hugged him
"I've been so lonely since my wife went missing in afganistan."
"That's so brace of her. She loved you.'
Gordon stared at him for a minute.
"Yeah... Let's get you settled in!" And then he helped him to his room.
"It's a one bedroom place so you'll have to share a room with me." He smiled at him.
"It'll be like a sleepover!"
"Totally!" Then there was a knock at the door and Benrey followed drew to the door where they found a girl with long brown hair and big purple eyes waving.
"Hi?" Said gordon.
"Hi" she said flipping her hair back revealing her badass studded belt around her black jeans and black top that had sleeves to her middle arm and skull earrings and black makeup.
"I'm your neighbor Jackie!" She said happily. They both shook her hands.
"If you need anything come on over!" She said and then left.
"She was nice." Said Benrey.
"And pretty cute." Said gordon
And Benrey felt a pain in his heart. Was gordon totally straight? He always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him sometimes on skype. He didn't know if he would tell him he is gay and is in love with him. Then gordon gave him a sweet smile and he felt warm again.
-Heavy-
Gordon made a drink for him and Benrey and sat at the couch and drank beer. They turned on a movie and watched some funny tv shows and drank all nights untill it was 7 am the next morning.
Gordon pointed at the rising sun
"Hey Ben look" he laughed drunk. Ben stumbled over but tripped and fell right into gordons arms!! Suddenly they were starting in each other's eyes. There faces started itching closer and closer when suddenly there was a knock at the door. Gordon blushed and let go of the embrace and went to the door.
"Hello?" He asked as he opened the door. Then there were two guys in black ski masks and they grabbed gordon and threw him down the apartment stairs and ran off. They kidnapped him!!!!
Benrey tried to run after their white van but couldn't run as fast as a car. He called the cops and cried in the apartment. Then suddenly he got a message on youtube that said
"If you want to see him alive again make a video about 10 reasons why the Irate Gamer ripped off Angry Video Game Nerd and ur wrong" he gasped....
-on the 3rd cold night-
There was a knock at the door. Benrey went over to it and gasped.
Forzen!!!
Meanwhile somewhere in coastal rica. Gordon had a bag on his head and he was punched hard.
"Let me go!!! I never got to tell Benrey I love him!!!"
"Well in that case...."
Then he was shoved into a van and they started driving....
Benrey made tea for Forzen and him and forzen looked at him sweetly.
"I'm so sorry. The remaining 10 us military will help you find him."
"I almost kissed him before he.........."
"It's ok" he touched his hand. They looked sweet at each other.
"I'm always here for you......"
Forzen leaned in and kissed Benrey lightly on the lips and in a moment of desire and desperate he pulled Forzen close and kissed him harder. They started making out and Forzen got on Benrey and started rubbing on him. They made out and wiggled around the couch untill Benrey broke away.
"I can't........gordon........."
"Oh.........but he was a loser?"
"Go Forzen go away"
And he grunted and left mad. Benrey went to his room to cry.
-coming home-
The door slowly opened and gordon limped into the apartment and fell on the floor.
"Benrey!" He said horsely.
Benrey stopped crying and ran out and gasped.
"Gordon!!!" And he ran to pick him up and help him stand. Gordon grabbed him and hugged him tight and sudden.....his lips started touching his and they kissed. There tongues meshed and their lips intwined and they made out right there. When they stopped they smiled at each other.
"Be my boyfriend?" Said Benrey.
"Yes." And they smiled and kissed again.
"But I have to tell you gordon....before you came back forzen was here and...and...and we made out."
"Frozan?!" He roared.
"I'm sorry....." Gordon started crying and ran down the stairs. Then Jackie looked gordons way that he was running and than came in. Benrey was crying and told her what was going on.
"You should do something romantic to show your story and that he is your one and only!"
"Your right!" He wiped the tears off and jackie grabbed a camera and started recording.
Benrey looked soully to the camera with love in his eyes.
"Hi skeletons today I finally told gordon I love him like I said I would. But before that someone else came over and I kissed them. I love you gordon and it will never happen again. You are my light and joy and I would be proud to be....be your husband." He said softly. Then jackie whipped a tear from her face and sniffled and turned off the camera.
"That was amazing I'm sure he will say yes. It's true love!" She said.
-the story so far-
Warning: suicide and sex scene
Meanwhile in chigaco gordon was at a sushi restaurant when someone sat beside him.
"gordon freeman?" He said. He looked up.
"Forzen?!" He almost flinched.
"Yeah I heard you and Benrey had a rough thing happen.
Then he posted this..." And he pulled out his phone and went to a video and opened it to let him watch. Benrey was looking at the camera intense and started talking.
"Today I finally told gordon it will never happen again. Never kiss him again. I am with someone else." And then there was a sniffled sound and someone was behind the camera?!
Benrey started to cry silently but tried to look together.
"Let me buy you a drink." And Forzen ordered sake (an asian drink).
They started drinking and talking and laughing and having a good time.
"Maybe I was wrong about you Forzen." Said Gordon. Forzen put his arm around him confrotingly.
"Of course baby!"
They both drunkenly left the bar and stumbled to the hotel room forzen was staying in. Forzen started kissing him and pushing him to the bed and they made out there. Then they started doing it. But gordon didn't know about the camera!!! It was being live streamed!!!
"I love you Forzen!!!!" Cried gordon on the stream. Benrey and Jackie watched shocked and dumb founded as they watched. Jackie looked at Benrey then black at the video.
"H-how could he?!" Benrey stromed around the house. Jackie tried to call him down. But benrey opened the window....AND JUMPED Jackie screamed and called 011.
-believer-
Gordon woke up with a hangover and threw up. Then he heard his phone ring and he picked it up. It was jackie yelling I to the phone and calling him shit for what he did to Benrey.
"What?" Said gordon. "he said he found someone else?"
"What?! No he didn't. I'm sending you the cideo he made for you." Then she hung up and he got the notification for it. He opened it and his lover spoke words of love right from the heart. He spun around and glared at Forzen. "You liar!!!" He screamed. Then he threw his phone at Forzen and ran out.
Meanwhile in the suicide hospital.... Benrey was sitting in a chair watching a TV show when a nurse said "you have a guest". He expected Jackie again with some McDonald's or something but instead....gordon. He flinched.
"What do you want traitor" he hissed at him. "Forzen lied to me. He made me think you moved on and I slept with him..."
"Are we even? Can we be together?"
"If you can forgive me."
"I do. Forgive me?"
"Yes."
Then they embraced and kissed. Benrey pulled away and knelt down and pulled a box out.
"I was going to do this somewhere better but...will you marry me?"
Gordon cried happy tears and nodded and they made out again.
"Let's get you outta here!" Said gordon and they left holding hands.
-chain reaction-
Benrey got out of bed where his fiance was sleeping and he went I to the bathroom. Then he spotted something in the sink that he guessed gordon forgot. He picked it out of the sink and looked. It had two lines and was...a pregnancy test.
He busted out of the bathroom
"G-gordon?" He said and gordon sleepily got up and then gawked at what was in his hand
"Il-i..."
"What is this?! Are you....."
He looked down ashamed.
"I am going to the doctor tomorrow to check...please...go with me...they can do a test..."
He gulped.
"Ok. In the morning."
They waited in the office of the Dr office untill they called Gordons name. They went in and the Dr came into the checkup room they were in.
"Are you his husband?" Asked the doctor. Benrey nodded.
"Well we have to test his pee so if you'd step outside..." And he did and went back in after the doctor came out with a cup of pee to test it. He sat next to gordon and helped his hand.
The doctor came back in an stared at his chart.
"Well Mr freeman...you are pregnant. And Mr Benrey isn't the father..."
They both dropped there jaws......
To be continue
-White Wedding part 1-
It was a hot July day and the concert hall was decked in white everywhere. Gordon and Benrey invited there fans for free to see there wedding but so many wanted to come that they had to get a concert hall. There was a preacher and a pretty white arch and music playing and food outside. In the room with drew he was putting on his white suit and brushing his hair. He got a knock at the door and someone popped in.
It was Cummer and darnold Peppre!
"H3!!" He said and they went over to hug him.
"I'm so excited for you!" Said Darnald.
"Thanks. Coomer...will you walk me down the isle? My dad doesn't accept I'm gay and won't do it." He started to cry a little. Coomer hugged him
"Of course buddy" and he out out his arm and he looked it and they walked slowly out. They stood at the start of the red carpet that went to the arch and gordon laughed nervous and coomer Pat his arm and they started walking as the wedding song started playing. The fans went crazy and clapped and they stopped at the preacher and stood by him and waited.
They looked at the entrance and waited for Benrey...first. jackie came out to be bridesmaid and Tommy coolatta did to. They looked so pretty. Then.....Bubby came out with Benrey on his arm. They both smiled and Benrey blushed wearing his baby blue tux. Gordon started crying because he loved him so much.
The music kept playing and Tommy coolatta dogs sunkist were in front of them with little rose petals baskets in there mouths and petals flew everywhere as they ran up the isle.
Benrey stood across him and they looked at each other with Misty eyes.
The prest smiled at them both and started talking.
"Gordon Freeman do you take Benrey Benery to be your husband to hold and love forever as long as you both live?" Gordon nodded
"Yes I do"
"And Benrey Benery do you take gordon freeman to be your husband to love and cherish for as long as you live?"
"I do!" Said Benrey.
The fans all looked so happy and crying and Jackie and tommy and Coomer and darnold and bubby all cried happily too.
"If anyone thinks these two should not be married speak now!"
And the room got quiet and nobody breathed. Then someone stood up from the crowd and jumped on stage. It was Forzen!!!!!
"Forzen?!" Benrey said.
"Yes! I don't think they should get married! He's carrying my baby!!" He shouted and the whole room gasped. Gordon started crying and wished he was somewhere else. Forzen fans started screaming for Forzen and gordon to get married. Then Coomer started going in to Forzen to push him away from the stage.
Then suddenly fights started breaking out with all the fans and gordon and Benrey ran away and the others escorted them. They all got to the limo and drove off fast.
To be continued
-white wedding 2-
"benrey! Gordon! Come out here!"
Coomer and darnold and Tommy and Jackie and Bubby were outside the cabin they were staying in til everything blew over. Benrey looked out the window and gasped. Outside was a big tellise with roses and lots of food on a table and music started playing. There was balloons and everyone was wearing dressed up. No way! They went outside.
"What is this?!" They both asked blushing.
"We felt bad about what happened so we made you a nice private wedding with just us." Said Jackie with a big smiled. They all hugged and Coomer said "I can marry you I do jewish weddings but it can still count for you." He said.
Then Benrey put out his hand and gordon took it.
"Shall we?"
He nodded and took his hand. He led him to the roses and Coomer stood in btween them.
"Now, gordon freeman do you take Benrey Benery to be your husband? Will you love and cherish him in sickness and health?"
"I do" he said softly.
"And Benrey Benery do you take gordon freeman to be your lovely husband through poor and riches? For as long as you both live?"
"Yes I do" said drew back.
Coomer smiled.
"First....gordon...."
"Yes babe?"
"I want you to know....I want to adopt the baby."
Gordon had happy tears in his eyes and Coomer said "I now pronouns you man and husband"
And they fell Into a kiss.
The end
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crimeronan · 2 years ago
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your picky eater tags omg. I can't eat food I'm averse to without feeling like I'm going to literally vomit idk how you do it if you have food aversions. You good??
well in total fairness i don't know if i have food AVERSIONS. i clearly don't have the meltdown-adjacent sensory experience of other autistic people. i'm physically fine if i eat the foods. i'm just very aware that i don't like the way it tastes or feels because it is bad to have in my mouth and i would like the experience to be over. so i divorce myself from my taste buds and eat mechanically like an automaton until the food is gone and then i'm fine and move on with my day.
this might be either a bad personality trait or a maladaptive skillset tbh. i used the exact same technique to do sex work as an ace lesbian who was Deeply unattracted to / occasionally repulsed by my mostly-40-to-60-year-old male clients. to great and lucrative effect
so. yknow. if it works it works!
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lost-dreamers-system · 7 months ago
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Us: pleasantly high, watching Jesus Christ Superstar...
Louis: oh you know what would be great to add to this? Some masochism. Getting spanked and whipped and scratched up would be so fantastic right nooowwww
Louis; oh shit am I in the driver's seat now (yes)
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deliciousmicroplastics · 9 months ago
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sexposting under the cut
i had a lil nap for sleep last night so im unhinged today and i think having sex w ganondorf to mitski (buffalo replaced in particular is rlly doing it for me lately) would fix me but that is not going to happen for a few different reasons
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hcneyblushn · 1 year ago
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hiiii! :3 (with the intention of putting my leg in between your thighs as we make out)
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evilneo · 2 years ago
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sex isnt real (craches the bus
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crustaceousfaggot · 4 months ago
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Hawkeye you can't just say that
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lesbianweed · 1 year ago
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"If you poof me, you'll die too!" "Together then."
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runawaymarbles · 9 months ago
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FUNNIEST critique of Black Sails ever I am dying
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2kiran · 6 months ago
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࿐.𖥔 ݁ ˖ caught by spider-man noir, the man who has mercilessly aimed for your throat for beyond a decade. it was decisively humiliating for your ego, uncomfortable ropes binding your frame. “say... i was expecting for you to put up a bigger fight.”
he comically raises both of his gloved hands, forming them into fists to throw a punch to the air as if to draw out a pained reaction from you. “this is goin’ta’ go down history. that is, if anyone tries to remember ya.” you aren’t amused. he drops his arms to his sides, awkwardly coughing into his hand to try and ease the tension.
“right. let’s work something out.” check tags for warnings.
your hands grasp spider-man noir’s thick thighs, his walls dragging up and down your wet cock. “mnngh, this, ah, this is not what i had in mind.” he barely manages to let the words out, a ragged gasp pulling the fabric of his mask backwards.
“i’m not the one who started it.” you grunt, and he squeezes around you to keep you in, the rhythmic pulse practically hypnotizing you to continue fucking his tight hole. “ya should feel lucky, you - you—” he strains, cut off by his own breathy moan, your tip grazing against his sweet spot. the grip spider-man noir had on your shoulders tightened, a futile attempt to ground himself to reality.
the years, the pining, the lingering touches, the lasting glances, all coming to crash down onto this moment that encapsulated both of your beings. the mere sensation of him and promise for release practically possessed you, repeatedly guiding him up and down to take in the entirety of your aching dick. the skin of his thighs delicate beneath your touch, jolting with every thrust. the warmth radiating from him unfamiliar - a stark contrast to the coldness of your heart - yet so fucking good.
you’ve stretched the longing unnecessarily more than you should’ve, tension burrowing into your shoulders with his secure hold. “we should’ve done this - hnghh, sooner.” he lets out a groan that’s more of a whimper, pressing his masked forehead against yours. spider-man noir takes charge, gratefully so, rolling his hips forward to rightfully chase after what he’s been so deprived of.
“you were trying to, mmf, kill me.” it was a reminder that bubbles a chuckle from his chest. you were able to faintly tell that his goggles were fogging up from how harsh he was panting, his fedora noticeably tipping towards you.
if anyone were to enter this room, they would initially think that you two had a romantic bond. “so were you.” he gasps out, abruptly constricting when a particular harsh bounce causes you to slide all the way into him. your climax hits you like a train, being ripped from you unexpectedly, his ears catching onto a low groan of yours. fuck, did that make him clench on you harder.
“fair.” you huff, your clothing unbearably sticking to your sweaty skin. trying to lift him off, he tuts. spider-man noir forces himself back down. “who said we were done, pretty boy?”
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2kiran © 2023. don’t steal. ── masterlist
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dailytvwomen · 5 months ago
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER as CARRIE BRADSHAW in Sex and the City, 1.03
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hcneyblushn · 7 months ago
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i need to be pounded until im overstimulated and crying actually
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tvarchive · 7 months ago
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SEX AND THE CITY 1.01 • Pilot
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izznts · 2 months ago
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John's Pounding
You read it right, probably one of the most underrated scenarios~ Here's a lovely commission I bought from Tolenusister on FA of John giving a good pounding to Izzy.
But like... peep the new tattoo I decided to add to John~
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grimesgirll · 8 months ago
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“fuck, honey. you done yet?”
you shake your disheveled head furiously. “one more, please!”
rick almost collapses right then and there. “did you not cum four times tonight?”
“let’s make it five.” you insist with a kiss.
rick is powerless to do anything but indulge you, knowing you’ll still need more.
“old man’s ‘bout to fall asleep.” daryl chimes in from his spot nearly under the covers next to you and rick.
“just like one more and i’ll be such a good girl.” you plead, all doe eyed.
“fuck.” rick groans and you lift your hips excitedly when you feel him twitch back to life inside of you. he can’t hide the anguish on his face when you slam your hips down onto him, trying to coax him back into pounding you.
“c’mon, rick,” you whine. “ditch the self control for once and fuck me.”
“it’s not self control, sweetheart. it’s a lack of energy.” he reassures you, wincing as you swivel your hips down onto him.
you roll your eyes. this is too slow for you. pouting your lips, your eyes find daryl and suddenly you have an idea.
“fine.” you huff. “guess i’ll just have to hop off and let daryl pound me. if he’s up for it.”
you never had to question if daryl wanted to fuck you into the mattress. it’s a given, which is why rick’s eyes darken and he lets out a sharp breath.
“you sure you wanna start this shit this late at night?”
your eyes widen with delight. you give your naughtiest nod.
“well, i’ll fuck you but you gotta make it up to daryl since you’re dragging him into this.” the constable tells you.
you nod eagerly, offering little resistance when rick and daryl reconfigure you to be perfectly between them on your knees. grinning up at your leader’s best friend, you don’t need to wait for him to free his erection because it’s already at your lips before you even register the status of his bottoms.
taking your time, you kitten lick the girthy cock in front of you. the trail you’re marking with your tongue dips down to the man’s balls. without hesitation, you start your slow ministrations, going back between the two.
“damn,” daryl mutters from above you.
rick spares a glance over top of you to see what you’re up to before finally driving back into your dripping core. the way you’re immediately arching your back forces rick to adopt a more brutal rhythm.
“oh, fuck!” you’re panting.
the man behind you fists a handful of your hair, guiding your mouth from daryl’s balls to the top of his cock again and pushing your head down. “i’m not gonna let you tease, daryl,” he jests, not skipping a beat while you gag on his best friend’s dick in front of him.
daryl just snickers and cranes his head back, enjoying thinking about how he’s not far from coming down your throat one more time tonight.
meanwhile, rick lets go of your head only to deliver a reddening blow to your bottom.
“god,” you moan around daryl.
the brunette rams in and out of your sensitive cunt. you clench when he grazes your cervix. languidly you roll backwards figure eights into him, arching even further into him. you grab a fistful of the slippery sheets in an attempt to ground yourself, clutching them closer when you feel a hand on your clit.
“gonna come all over my cock?”
“of course,” you reply raggedly.
“gonna squeeze me nice and tight?” rick smacks your ass. “i wanna feel you gushin’ on me, honey.”
“yes, sir,” you promise before daryl pulls you back down to bob your head up and down on him.
the bruising grip on the back of your head is your cue.
you finish daryl off as soon as his length is down your throat again. the redneck shivers and buried his hands in your hair right before his orgasm floods your mouth, doing your best to swallow everything as he shallowly thrusts his hips into your face.
“god, you do deserve the pounding, pretty girl.”
once he lets you off of him, you just beam and hold onto him as rick fucks you without abandon.
“you like grindin’ my gears? teasin’ me just so you can get fucked one more time before you go to sleep?” rick punctuates each question with a brutal shift of his hips. “huh, pretty girl?” he moves his hand from your clit to your stomach and forces a hand against your stomach.
“ah!” you bleat at the pressure. “you’re so deep.”
the condescension drops from his tone. “i thought that’s what you wanted, darlin’.”
“i do!” you cry.
“then do what you said you were gonna do and come on my cock.” he commands.
you don’t hold back. the rubber band snaps just right and you keep leaning right into daryl. head against his chest, he and the man viciously fucking you through your undoing are the only things on your mind.
rick’s grasping onto your trembling legs and littering your torso with fingernail marks from how deep he’s digging. the grip he’s maintaining keeps your shuddering body in place when he finally fills you up, tensing and nearly toppling over you.
warm and full, you feel like you’re melting into the soft bed, especially with rick on top of you. he stays like that while daryl is mumbling about a towel and finally getting the hell to sleep. all blissed out, they won’t have to worry about you for at least another few hours.
daryl is the one who jumps to wet a towel and offer the both of you a room temperature water bottle. rick is too preoccupied with keeping you as close as possible. he even stays inside your plush walls until daryl’s almost dragging you off of him to towel between your legs.
“did so good for us, honey.” rick is rasping into your ear, rolling the two of you under the comforter. one of his hands find a place in your hair making you lean into his touch.
“thanks for indulging me.” you express your gratitude with a kiss for rick and a clasp of daryl’s hand, urging the man onto the bed.
“here, put this on,” daryl passes you one of his sleep henleys and a pair of your favorite oversized boxers fresh out of the laundry.
“yeah, and ditch the bra.” rick says in between kisses against your collarbone.
content washes over your face and your bra lands on the floor.
once your top is on and rick’s firmly pressed behind you, you feel yourself start to dissolve into the soft sheet. a hand finds your breast just as daryl gives you a goodnight kiss. you suspect the hand will stay there for most of the night but you don’t mind.
it’s owner nestles his face into your hair, whispering sweet nothings from how well you took his cock to how gorgeous you were, how excited he was to spend his next day off with you.
feeling daryl beside you and rick nearly on top of you has to be one of the coziest feelings in the world.
and you’re right; five orgasms and you were out cold.
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arithmonym · 1 year ago
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i feel like we, as a fandom, gloss over the scene where palamedes brings “dulcinea” tea.
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he knows the real dulcie dislikes it when people bring her tea!!! he’s judging cytherea’s response! he’s starting to figure things out before abigail and magnus are even killed!
an excerpt from dulcie’s letter in the mysterious study of doctor sex (which everyone should read, by the way):
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in conclusion: WHAT A MAN
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