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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.05 "Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#vampterview#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#danlou#*#underappreciated moment daniel being slightly offended louis lied about how many men he's had sex with there
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What other men have you thought about? I thought about you. Have you thought about me? Yes.
SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir. Steven Soderbergh
#filmedit#sex lies and videotape#steven soderbergh#andie macdowell#james spader#fyeahmovies#userbbelcher#useroptional#cinemapix#dailyflicks#myedit#steven soderbergh sometimes you miss... but sometimes you are brilliant#this movie kinda reminds me of before sunrise#movieedit
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he's got the kind of face they used to carve in marble ages ago
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Is it even art if the movie doesn’t make you feel horny and uncomfortable?
#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#babygirl 2024#secretary#secretary 2002#james spader#crash 1996#david cronenberg#sex lies and videotape#amc iwtv#vampire#robert eggers#count orlok
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F—king Patriot Front neo-Nazis. You notice I had to go to the Times of India for this. US news outlets covered the March for life but glossed over or omitted altogether that Patriot Front was there.
This was all over Twitter yesterday with people filming scores of those masked cowards getting off the subway. In the US press it was virtually non-existent.
Meanwhile Elonia Musk is attending a meeting of Germany’s far-right neo-Nazi party the AFD. Why would an American support that unless they were working for Putin who wants to destabilize the West.
#neo-Nazi MAGAts#Patriot Front neo-Nazis#republican assholes#maga morons#maga cult#trump sycophants#March For Life#Junior Dingbat Vance was there#Trump sent a video#Republicans are still spreading lies about post birth abortions#they’re still lying about schools performing sex changes#resist#traitor trump#crooked donald#republican hypocrisy#republican values#republicans are Nazis
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Merlin with time magic casting a spell on Arthur spur of the moment right before his final heartbeat just to keep him alive until he can find a way to heal him, keeping him suspended in the moment right before death. Kinda like a sleeping curse? Oh shit is it true love’s kiss? I was building up for idk like Merlin taking Arthur’s body to a modern day hospital where he’s absolutely certain they can save him (modern surgery and machines ftw) and then just. Having Arthur back. Omg he has amnesia. It’s obvious I didn’t have this idea fleshed out before I began typing but it’s fine. Oh wow this is like a little brainstorm post. How fun. Anyways Arthur is saved but has amnesia and Merlin is trying act all cool and just “re”introduce him to the modern world and their “life together” and Arthur thinks that like they’re dating from how intimately Merlin knows Arthur and Merlin is just like ??? Um??? But rolls with it bc like. He’s been in love with him for years. And also why would he burden him with the knowledge that he had a wife but she’s long dead now. Anyways Arthur falls in love with Merlin all over again and share true loves kiss and gets his memories back. HA! I brought the true love’s kiss thing back around. You’re welcome.
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#could have a slight lil angst thing of Arthur being angry when he gets his memory back bc#MERLIN LIED AGAIN!!!!#or just world shattering sex#whatever
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James Spader in Sex lies and videotape 1989// Crash 1996// Secretary 2002
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high male suicide rate: epidemic 😵💫
high trans suicide rate: genocide 😵
high suicide rate among porn stars: (silence)
#and lets definitely not talk about why the first two ones are supposedly high#men choosing more violent methods and trying to dodge accountability#and trans people being lied to they can change sex and it will save them but then they realise it isnt and doesnt#but whatever#shitpost
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Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) dir. Steven Soderbergh
#sex lies and videotape#steven soderbergh#james spader#andie macdowell#laura san giacomo#peter gallagher#film screencaps#film stills#films#screencaps#cinematography
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Put your clothes back on. I lied, I’m going to explain the entire lore of the ghost band. Including The Papas, the Music videos, movie, YouTube videos, stage moments and award ceremonies.
#I’m ace let’s talk my nerdy intrests instead#ghost band#the band ghost#ghost bc#ghost ghouls#rite here rite now#shitpost#I lied I don’t actually like sex
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boy these bitches gay
#gura is EVIL gender and EVIL sex and EVIL#nero probably trans but lies and says hes cis#oc#original character#art#cartoon#welcome to gleamfolk city
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I keep hearing that sex has no place onscreen and doesn't further the plot, but Jordan having sex with a man in their dorm and talking about Marie the whole time is the epitome of furthering the plot.
#a+ character building right there#gen v#jordan li#limoreau#sex scenes don't just exist to be provocative they can be absurd and hilarious
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What? What do you want me to tell you? "Tell me why?" Why? Ann, you don't even know who I am. You don't have the slightest idea who I am. Am I supposed to recount all the points in my life leading up to this moment and hope that it's coherent that it makes some sort of sense to you? It doesn't make any sense to me. You know, I was there. I don't have the slightest idea who I am, and I'm supposed to be able to explain it to you? And why? You tell me why. Why do I have to explain myself to you? SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir. Steven Soderbergh
#!gif#sex lies and videotape#filmedit#filmgifs#james spader#jamesspaderedit#tvandfilm#cinemapix#filmtvdaily#moviegifs#moviedit#fyeahmovies#dailyflicks#tvfilmsource#mediagifs#userrobin#userfilm#filmtvcentral#usercinemagifs#filmtv#movies
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"There are certain facets of my personality that I'm not giving away to some character in a movie. They're mine. And they're mine as Jimmy Spader."
"I think things are great when we accept chaos in life. That goes against my being obsessive-compulsive and ritualistic, but I don't mind adversity. The fight is okay with me. My life is wonderful. It's a grand time, you know?"
"I'm not much good at good, clean fun—and I'm not sure what to do with it. It's just a matter of taste. I like it a lot dirtier."
Happy 65th birthday, James Spader (b. February 7, 1960)! ❤️
#love you so so so much jamesy hope you have a great day and a wonderful year <33#thank you for all your work. and this year especially for our raymond ❤️#james spader#crash 1996#pretty in pink#secretary#the office#sex lies and videotape#stargate#boston legal#the blacklist#jack’s back#tuff turf#*#smooching you forever!!!!!
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