#seventy percent

[earthleave]

সত্তর গুণ বেশি তেজ | Seventy percent more intense | #short

[beeduoo]

i really like this meme

[frogs-on-toadstools]

what friends are for

[athycore]

“ How dare you…”

Twst wonderland dorm leaders with a daki!Reader(demon slayer) ft: Riddle, leona, Azul.

!They/them reader!

Riddle:

When he first saw you he was starstruck. The most beautiful thing he saw. He bumped to a pole due to staring at you too much. He would describe your looks as “something he has never seen before” or “They are like an aurora…” He found your beauty intimidating, he was scared to approach you. yet he did anyways. Safe to say, he was hooked. Your eyecandy looks, with your confident attitude really had him weak in the knees. He felt like he NEEDED to be by your side at all times…he felt worried that something or someone will steal you away, but he’s confident enough that you wouldn’t replace him. With his tight schedule he tries his best to see you as many times daily or he would go insane. He looks for flowers or rocks that remind him of you and apply magic to make 10x shiner then the average just to get your attention, hes a sweetheart and the very least you can do for him is stare in his direction.

“May i ask your name? You have caught my attention…”

“…ofcourse, i always do.”

Whenever you get together is up to you but he is the most respectful gentleman ever. He opens the door for you, kisses your hands, spoils you..and whatever he can do to make you feel like a goddess. He brings you the most beautiful roses, and treys best cooking just to get a glance at your mesmerizing face. But who can blame him? Everyone in NRC are awake of your presence and have set you as the face of NRC along side Vil.

Leona:

He saw himself in you, he wont deny, your looks are to kill for. Its your attitude that sets him off a bit. But its nothing he cant handle, he enjoys a women who acts like she owns the world because with him, you might as well. With his massive amount of money he spends on it with clothes to suit your pretty ol self. Expensive jewlery, the best food of your life, the silk dress along with a ring customized by him for you only. Although hes lazy, he would always make time for you, afterall, you are his and he is yours. He naps whenever hes with you, whenever you like it or not, he lays his big head on your lap when your doing skin care, or makeup, or anything realated that keeps you busy from looking down.

“I didn’t know which necklace to get you..so i got you all of them.”

“Awh..you didnt have too…(he definitely had to).”

Aside from that hs trusts you and follows your every words. Afterall he is a beastman and they have the moral of women notability that women should always be treated with respect. With that being said, it doesnt matter what you are, or who you identify as, he will treat the best. He believes you as above then everyone so kiss his head and remind him hes by your side.

Azul:

To say he’s obsessed is an understatement. Never in his life has he seen someone like you, gorgeous and cocky? Count him in. He approaches you with the intent to make a deal for you to sing or perform at monstreo but you dont buy it, you arent stupid. He walks you to class, buys you food, anything really just to try to make a deal. Its almost too much but its not like you dont mind, afterall, he is spoiling you without realizing it. He shows up at your dorm, on his knees, making the eels hold the boombox and a poster. Tho while trying to convince you, he fell for you, HARD. He doesnt realize it as he believes its all for business(its not).

“My i believe this should do the trick..”

“No. But i appreciate it!”

He simply adores you and wants to show you off. By doing so he offers everything to get on your good side, free clothes, designer bags, even those expensive figures. He wants you and everyone else to know that he only has eyes for you and that hes the first by your side. Your always there in the lounge of his office, while he works on his paperwork, you do your makeup or whatever and he cant help but constantly take peeks at you for you are simply to beautiful to resist!!

[trexalicious]

🤣

[ghost-bxrd]

how would the coa react to jason?

I suspect you mean the Court of Owls for the Court Family AU? 👀

In that case, as vaguely referenced before, they wouldn’t take kindly to a “street rat” being adopted by their highest ranking member at first. The Court of Owls is comprised of old Gotham blood and money, neither of which Jason belongs to.

They’d tolerate him, sure. (They’d be fools not to with the Voice’s hard stare, and the Talon’s looming presence perpetually hanging over them all like a guillotine. ) But they sure as hell would let Jason feel that he’s not welcome amongst them.

At first.

Because between his adoptive father, a protective older brother, and… well, Jason hasn’t quite figured out exactly what Cobb is, but he’s preeetty sure him and Bruce got something going on. Anyway, Cobb’s got his back. Kind of. And sure he can’t exactly stop the Court members from being passive aggressive with him, but BOY does Jason give as good as he gets.

Subtle remarks about his “ragged” appearance are immediately met with a flat out “takes one to know one, sir”. And a “concerned” little “you shouldnt eat so quickly, you’ll get sick!” are met with a pleasant “sure, and you should skip the laxatives once a while, lady”.

Jason ain’t taking shit from anybody (Cobb considers asking Bruce to do a paternity test with the boy because—- Pot, kettle) and Bruce is getting gray hairs flitting about and soothing ruffled feathers.

But before long the Court members learn to appreciate Jason’s deadpan demeanor.

He’s rude and downright scandalous in contrast to their delicate sensibilities and upbringing, but he’s loyal to a fault and doesn’t lie. While it’s something the less trustworthy Court members will try to exploit (“Please,” Will purrs, inspecting the claws of his suit one by one, and Dick gets the distinct feeling of being locked onto by the gaze of a predator, “Let them try”) the others quickly come to appreciate his honesty and openness. It’s a downright novel thing for them.

So anyway, Jason becomes something like the “Heart” of the Court. If he’s happy, chances are good the Voice, Talon, and Gray Son are also in a good mood. If he’s not… well. Let’s just say they’re all invested in keeping Jason happy.

(Within a couple months Jason manages to get the Court to finance several jobs with annual leave and health insurance reserved for inhabitants of Crime Alley, along with affordable housing and no-cost rehabilitation centers for drug addiction.

Bruce is very proud of this achievement.

Cobb is reluctantly impressed.

Dick is cackling uncontrollably.

For someone who steadfastly refuses to use manipulation tactics the kid really knows how to be a pain in the ass and bother everyone long enough until they cave.)

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

BALL JOINTS have been replaced with SINEW and MEAT

[lynzishell]

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Transcript:

SFX: Your Silent Face by New Order playing through the speaker.

Atlas – Typing away while bouncing his knee to the beat and singing along absent-mindedly.

Asher – Smiling to himself while he’s playing because he thinks Atlas’ voice is sweet and soothing.

Atlas: [singing] … no movement, no lyrics, just nothing. The sign that leads the way, the path we cannot take. Asher: [joins singing] You’ve caught me at a bad time. So, why don’t you piss off. [A quiet laugh together]

Asher: I have a question. Atlas: What’s up? Asher: The whole “I don’t date people I work with” thing, is that for real? Or were you just letting me down gently? Atlas: [stops typing] No, I meant it.

Asher: Why? What’s the big deal? Atlas: [walks over to sit next to Asher] It’s messy. Like, if we get in a fight or break up or something, and still have to work together every day, it’s just – Asher: Messy? Atlas: Yeah Asher: Okay, so, if we didn’t work together? Atlas: Then, it’d be different.

Asher: Different how? Atlas: What are you doing? Asher: Let’s pretend for, say, five minutes, that we don’t work together. Atlas: Five minutes? Asher: Mhm. Five minutes. What would you do differently? Atlas: [smiles] Set a timer. Asher: [sets a timer on his phone] Starting… now.

**5 minutes later** [SFX: Alarm beeping. Breathless laughing. Blue Monday by New Order starts playing through the speaker.]

Atlas: Time’s up. Asher: Okay, you’ve convinced me. Atlas: Convinced you of what? Asher: I’ll put in my notice on Monday.

Atlas: You’re not serious. Asher: Why not? It’s just a job. I’ll find another one. Question is, is that enough? Or are you gonna make me wait the two weeks until I’m actually gone? Atlas: I… I don’t want you to quit. Asher: Well, if you won’t let me be both, then I choose boyfriend over co-worker.

Atlas: Wh-- boyfriend? Asher: Or am I just a piece of ass? Atlas: No, it’s not like that. Asher: What’s the problem, then? Atlas: [flustered, no idea what to say] … Asher: Right, well, I’m getting tired of the mixed signals. When you figure out what you want, let me know. But I’m not going to wait around much longer.

Atlas: Ash, wait. Asher: Nah.

Music: How does it feel to treat me like you do? When you’ve laid your hands upon me and told me who you are

Atlas: Lin-Z, stop!

[thedawningofthehour]

Guys I do way too much research for this fic I'm looking up subway stuff and like

MY DUDE WHAT IS THIS.

I'm seriously crying, I know it's probably much more straightforward if you have more than a TMNT and Brooklyn 99 fan's knowledge of the city, but to me this looks like witchcraft. It looks like you'd need a PhD to decipher this.

Because this is what I'm coming from.

I took one of these trains last week to go to a baseball game. That's it, that's the light rail in my city. It's a straight fucking line and my mother was still confused.

[trenchcrows]

ouihg its too hot i need to kill

[not-so-rosyyy]

thought you would like to know this. ☺️

https://www.instagram.com/p/DA8_C1UOhDN/igsh=a2ExbXFyajg1NDl6

thank god somebody on Netflix woke up and decided not to ruin my and a lot of people’s day today 😭 BLESS THE ROMCOM RENAISSANCE FRFR

[july-19th-club]

funniest thing criminal minds ever did was a two-scene gag late in the series in which dr tara lewis is working as an in-house counselor at the fbi and her clients are two agents played by young actors bearing a striking resemblance to mulder and scully and who are in fact mulder and scully - his theories are just alien woo; she's religious; he manspreads delightfully, it is clear that they've spent the whole session complaining about each other; dr tara lewis asks them if they've ever considered putting in for different partners and they both get very indignant and the scully goes he's my best FRIEND!! . then later in the episode dr tara lewis has been reassigned back to the regular team and they're just sitting in her office without her looking at each other and then after a second they start making out

[clowninthecoffeehouse]

every time i see this plate in my room i want to smash it thinking about how i literally spent like five hours carving it for this comment my ceramics teacher left on it

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I feel like if the temperature is like "it's 90°F but feels like 100°F" then it should just say it's 100°F. It's fucking 100 degrees out here I am standing in the shade and getting lightheaded what is this "it feels like 100 but it's actually 10 degrees cooler" bullshit

[grimalkinmessor]

Headcanon that if you put socks on L he'll walk around like a boxer dog

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two