#settee chronicles

[anneangel]

The way Watson in Victorian-era canon says "oh, god, yes! Take me to one of your dangerous cases!" goes like this:

“Well, I don’t like it, but I suppose it must be,” said I. “When do we start?”

“You are not coming.” (Said Sherlock).

“Then you are not going,” said I. “I give you my word of honour, and I never broke it in my life, that I will take a cab straight to the police-station and give you away, unless you let me share this adventure with you".

The way Sherlock in Victorian era canon says "I need a partner!" and like this:

"I think that I had better go, Holmes." Said Watson.

"Not a bit, Doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost without my Boswell. And this promises to be interesting. It would be a pity to miss it."

"But your client --"

"Never mind him. I may want your help, and so may he. Here he comes. Sit down in that armchair, Doctor, and give us your best attention." (...)

"If not, I should much prefer to communicate with you alone." Said the client.

I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the wrist and pushed me back into my chair. "It is both, or none," said he. "You may say before this gentleman anything which you may say to me."

And other:

With an apology for my intrusion, I was about to withdraw when Holmes pulled me abruptly into the room and closed the door behind me.

"You could not possibly have come at a better time, my dear Watson," he said cordially.

"I was afraid that you were busy."

"So I am. Very much so."

"Then I can wait in the next room."

"Not at all. This gentleman has been my partner and helper in many of my most successful cases, and I have no doubt that he will be of the utmost use to me in yours also." [explains Holmes to the client].

The stout gentleman half rose from his chair and gave a bob of greeting, with a quick little questioning glance from his eyes.

"Try the settee," said Holmes to Watson, relapsing into his armchair and putting his fingertips together, as was his custom when in judicial moods. "I know, my dear Watson, that you share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum routine of everyday life. You have shown your relish for it by the enthusiasm which has prompted you to chronicle, and, if you will excuse my saying so, somewhat to embellish so many of my own little adventures."

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, January 5th

ANGEL: Nothing happened! Except your - boyfriend here was - very brave, and - saved the day. CORDELIA: You did? You big hero! GROO: No. I was reckless! I put everyone in grave peril. - *Angel* is the true champion. He saved us all. CORDELIA: Did you hear that? ANGEL: Yeah, but... CORDELIA: How many guys would just give away the credit like that? That is just *so* noble. (she holds out her hand out to Angel) CORDELIA: The potion. (Angel puts the flask into her outstretched hand. Cordy takes it then grabs Groo by his shirt and pulls him up off the settee.) CORDELIA: Let's get our of here! See ya! (Cordy hurries Groo towards the exit doors of the Hyperion.)

~~Couplet~~

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[levinson-mannion]

Robert: We need a new settee for Cora’s bedroom.

Rosamund: *disgusted* Not in front of my salad!

[bella-caecilia]

This new Cobert (smut) fic was inspired by a discussion with the @ Downton squad about Cobert certainly breaking some settees in the course of getting Robert ‘more active’ after his health scare. I hope you guys like this take on it. 

Summary: Settees tend to be witnesses of Cora's and Robert's intimate moments of terrific fun quite often. And this doesn't stop after Robert's health scare shows the two that they're not getting younger. Basically a shameless excuse for more Cobert smut. Set somewhere at the end of season 6/after the series. 

Note: No settees were harmed in the portrayed lovemaking (yet).

You can also read it on AO3

[cobertaddict]

[bonhughbon]

*an actual conversation of me and my elder brother during dinner a few hours ago*

Bro: So DA 2...is like...a vacation mode for the entire fam?

Me: Yeah

B: So...are Cora and Robert going to break a settee in Violet's villa, too?

M: *almost chokes* How the fudge did you know about that?!

B: Remember when you showed me the 'settee chronicles' on Tumblr?

M: *remembered that moment* *realizes* *instant regret*

B:

M:

B:

M:...I told you to forget that

[myshadowsandmybones]

TO KNOW YOU’RE NOT ALONE

PROLOGUE

Moans, weeps and cries could be heard for miles around. Supplicants, friends and soldiers were crying for the short life of a martyred Saint while fire and sickly-sweet smoke carried their prayers to the Heavens. “Sankta Alina. Sankta Alina! Sankta…”

In the middle of everyone, the girl breathed a lone whisper. A name. A boy’s name, given up. Almost forgotten.

“Aleksander.”

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There is a newly built playground in Keramzin.

One in the shape of a mansion. There are sitting rooms and drawing rooms where the floors are scattered with pillows and throws for the nights when stories are spun by the light of the fireplace. Settees and armchairs pushed to the side, nothing that could break in sight.

There are kitchens where during cold falls and winters, hearty stews are bubbling in pots and during springs and summers, the ovens are blooming fruity pastries and juicy pies. In those kitchens there are also shadowed corners where little hands find hidden bowls full of sweets and chocolate. The little ones think a Sugar Fairy keeps leaving gifts for them.

There are bedrooms with little beds and walls adorned with paintings of forests and meadows, stags made of light and birds with plumes of fire. Sculpted horses and soldiers made of wood, colorful fabric dolls and sets of marbles are neatly arranged on each bed, by the pillows of their owners.

There is a Room of Tales at the heart of the playground. The walls of the room are covered with rows upon rows of fairytales, legends and adventures in written form. Fantastical chronicles of heroic acts, tragic stories and love conquests, that enchant ever soul, young or old. Between them sit pieces of science, big or small, history, languages, treaties on ethics, art, geography, wisdom on the body and mind, all bound with thread. All these magical tales and bits of science become portals for those who only know the playground of Keramzin and not the world. There are also tables and chairs, of all sizes, covered in notebooks, paper, pencils and charcoal that wait to be used to etch numbers, letters and answers to questions. Then, in a corner, in front of the large windows that let powder gold cast itself over the room, there is a smaller table, of russet wood just like the others. Next to it a rocking chair, cushioned with pillows. It is known the Sun is its only claimant.

There are no adornments on the hallways. For this is a playground and in such a place there is no space for anything that can fall and shatter. A playground is for children to enjoy and to delight in. Such was the newly built orphanage in Keramzin. Younger children running around the house chasing each other, filling the air with laughter and the foyer with shoes. Older children joining them perhaps, had they finished their chores for the day and the readings for their lessons. The minders and the cooks scolding them whenever they would play Hide and Seek and use the kitchen cupboards or the wardrobe for winter clothes. And when a ball game or a round of Charades would get too rambunctious, the field in front of the house would become an adequate setting for running. But not too close to the clothesline, as dust on fresh sheets would be most unpleasant.

The constant laughter and joy of the children is what makes a playground out of the Keramzin Orphanage. That was the intention of the matron and of her husband when they opened it again, as they themselves were raised in Keramzin, along with many others whom were too young to be dealt the life lived during a war. The orphanage is an oasis where lost, alone, young souls can stop and heal their wounds and find solace. And what can bring more healing than a gentle hand, a warm smile, a vigorous embrace and advice spoken from the heart?

But that is not what the people of Keramzin thought. All they knew was that a young couple settled there after the Fold was taken down, had the orphanage built and started gathering all the children orphaned by war or by choice. Everyone was welcomed. The two were a peculiar pair, too eccentric and rich for a small village so close to the southern border. The woman was almost a child herself, in her demeanor and behavior, playing and spoiling the children, turning a blind eye when apples and pastries disappeared from the kitchen and admonishing them with a kind and tender voice when they did wrong. And her hair white as bone was most curious for a lass her age. Her husband, tall and handsome, was chief of the group when the older orphans wanted to learn the trade of tracking in the little forest behind the orphanage. He patiently taught them and took care of each in part. Once returned, often with a child on his back, too exhausted to walk on their own, the man kissed his wife with no delay and whispered secrets in her ear. She smiled. No one knew what those secrets were. His smile was open and enticing however.

Few knew their names. Those who did forgot them fast.

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Chapter 1 -  Our start of forever

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Few things to consider:

-This is my first time writing. I cannot promise quality writing or totally original ideas, as I AM doing this for myself.

-I am new to the world of fanfiction so I might make all kinds of mistakes. Should you see something like that, please let me know. I am more than happy to educate myself and right my wrongs.

Thank you!

[amaranthinedream]

Teaser: Chapter 13 of OEL - I am Done with my Graceless Heart

The issues came, for the first time in Izuku’s life, when Aizawa pulled out a book. 

“Please recite the first chapter out loud for me.” He passed Izuku the heavy chronicle. It’s title, Izuku saw with a frisson of unnerve, was ‘Instructions for Courtly Omegas’.

He sat at one of his settees with a sigh of relief to be off his feet, Aizawa sinking onto the opposite one. He cracked it open on his lap, fingering the aged paper. He scanned the page and felt something beyond disgust begin to well within him.

“‘First is fidelity, second is purity. First and foremost an omega must remain chaste. Secondly they must remain pure and honest. An omega will know their place. They will remain indoors if not called upon’… What utter trash is this?” he demanded.

“It is the instructions for omega’s in court.” Aizawa replied placidly.

“You must be joking with me, sir. These - instructions are utterly patronizing.”

“I assure you that this is not a joke. The Empress specifically asked me to make sure I taught you these rules to the point of memorisation. You are not allowed to leave your pavilion until you can recite them from rote.” 

“Surely no one actually believes this drivel?”

“On the contrary, it is what is expected of omega’s who enter the royal court. There are inspections to make sure that none of the rules have been broken before they come here. You simply had some… extenuating circumstances.”

“So you’re telling me that every omega in this court knows and abides by these rules? ‘Third is tranquility. Omega’s are not to interfere with court affairs. Nor will they incite disarray into the harem,’” he recited scornfully.

Aizawa surveyed him shrewdly. “I’m saying that every omega knows these rules.”

Read the full fic here

[kindness-ricochets]

For the mini fic meme, how about Wesper with G?

Gesper? Jesperg?Just kiddin’, here’s your fic!

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“Somebody’s been naughty,” Jesper singsonged.

Wylan sat on the couch, writing out a story that had been growing in his mind. It began with long, slow, soft notes, so soft and patterned with rests that they sounded almost like practice. Then it rose in an understated crescendo with an abrupt interruption for quicker, shorter notes. He had just reached a point at which he would add staccato piano accompaniment when Jesper arrived.

Wylan looked up from his work. Whatever Jesper had done… it would be okay. They would take care of the inevitable outcome of Jesper’s sometimes unfortunate sense of humor.

Setting aside his manuscript paper, Wylan asked, “Am I going to have to pay bribes?”

“Maybe.” Jesper was enjoying himself far too much.

“Make a public apology?”

“Most certainly.” He rocked on his heels, a newspaper held like a trophy in his hands.

Sensing this game wouldn’t end easily, Wylan asked, “Should I skip to the finale and take away your desserts now?”

Jesper’s grin was so wide it almost looked painful. “Oh, my sweet merchling. You are losing your desserts today.”

“What?”

Jesper brandished his paper. Then he hopped onto the settee and began reading aloud: “Chaos erupted in the Council chambers today—this is from the Ketterdam Chronicle, by the way—chaos erupted in the Council chambers today when young Councilman Wylan Van Eck, a proven naughty boy, rose from his seat to assault Councilman Schenck.”

“The Chronicle does not call me a naughty boy,” Wylan objected, blushing hotly because he knew what the article was about—and he had indeed gotten into a fistfight with Hiram Schenck. That didn’t stop him settling against Jesper.

Jesper wrapped an arm around Wylan, resettled, and continued to read: “Blah, blah, no lasting damage, blah, blah, blah, reasons unknown, blah, blah, how will this impact the important work of our Merchant Council?” The Chronicle wouldn’t have outright demeaned the Council. They too easily could have the paper shut down. Qualifying that Wylan was “young” was daring by their standards!

Wylan’s blush only heated as Jesper read through the article. He had rather hoped not to have to revisit yesterday’s events. He had been so stupid, so impulsive, so easily manipulated! And he had deserved the crack on the head Schenck delivered. None of which was to say it wasn’t deserved, because…

“He had it coming,” Wylan muttered, “the rotten podge.”

“Oooh, violence and bad language!” Jesper teased. After a moment’s quiet, more seriously, he asked, “Did he hurt you, love?”

“I started it.”

Wylan truly had; the Chronicle had that piece correct. Wylan threw the first punch. In another sense, though, it was entirely Schenck’s fault. He goaded Wylan—and although he knew punching was wrong, Wylan didn’t regret it.

Hiram Schenck was still a rotten podge.

Jesper tilted Wylan’s face up and kissed him. “Whatever Schenck said, he deserved it.”

“He did,” Wylan agreed, grateful for Jesper. For so many reasons, he was grateful for Jesper.

“Aw, I knew it! You were fighting to defend my honor!”

Wylan mumbled, “So are you going to share your dessert with me?” Since he would be missing his, of course!

Jesper only laughed and gave him a cuddle to encourage this entirely wrong behavior. “I would hate to encourage such untoward behavior,” he added.

Wylan scoffed. “You love it.”

[bibliocratic]

future, jonmartin (some dark themes, cw / tws in tags)

The house is dawn-quiet when they arrive. The day has dragged on long for them to get here; the house is out of the way, far from London and deliberately so, a nondescript little housing estate in an unexceptionable seaside town that is famous for nothing, that draws few tourists and where life generally unfolds as unmemorably as linen. 

As they get the door open, easing it back on its lock silently so as not to stress the hinges before closing again with a tut of the mechanism, the early strain of the hour has shrouded the hallway in dimness – a street-lamp a little further down the  row of identical standing houses provides dull silvery accents to the photo-frames displayed along the wall of the corridor. They admire the frozen memories. A weekend trip to Bournemouth, the sky pocked with clouds and overcast, gloved hands holding packets of sea-side chips eaten with wooden forks. A surprise holiday on the continent, with the man on the left looking aggressively sun-burnt and the man on the right looking obviously touristy, and both looking happy and sweaty on some Mediterranean veranda. A trio of snaps chronicling a  private wedding service with few in attendance; a formal photo, both complimentary and suited, another of those witnessing, dressed up smart and  flanking the wedded pair; another evidencing  a tender moment clearly caught fortuitously by an unprofessional photographer.  

They touch the photo, observing the glassy joy  of the taller man, bow-tie wonky and messy from dancing, the unrestrained smile of the shorter, hair that had been clearly combed into a rare state of attention now shaken out, the shy and tipsy delight on his face as he is caught in a surprised and giddy kiss.

There is the expected paraphernalia of a home lining the corridor like domestic pageantry – a key bowl, a pinboard with scattered notices for  bin collection days or prescription refill dates or pre-bought tickets for some performances or another. Moving along the hallway, off to the left, the kitchen sedately sits in the almost-dark. Dishes have been left to drip-dry by the sink, the tap is leaking irregularly with a broken patter. Further along, the living room. They thought they might find someone napping on the couch, fallen asleep on the settee, a TV turned down low on some late night channel,  but the room is also coddled into stillness by the late hour. A throw blanket is haphazardly nearly slipping off the sofa, a carriage clock on the mantel rhyming gently – on the patterned armchair, the coiled full-stop of a cat is undisturbed by their entrance. 

Up the stairs, the wallpaper is marked every few feet by the  outlines of framed posters or little artworks; on the landing directly at the top, a bookcase. They admire the obvious concessions made to variant tastes; half the shelves dedicated to dry, academic tomes on non-fiction topics spanning from Ancient Sumeria to a Beginners Guide to Wood Carving, and squashed in the other half, a scramble of slim poetry collections sandwiched by a tumble of genre fiction. Decorating the shelves, small trinkets from random destinations or quiet adventures; a miniature dragon holding a Welsh flag; a snow-globe from Munich; a number of souvenir spoons with their shields proudly polished to a shine. They step carefully across the thick shag carpet, off to the right where the bedroom is. Turning the handle delicately, putting every effort not to disturb the quiet, they steal inside with barely a creak.

The light is gloomy as in the rest of the house, effused with a hint of morning without making much concession, but there is enough slipping through the curtain gaps to see by.

On the left side of the bed, the side-table ill-used by dog-eared books and what appears to be the  upturned contents of someone's pockets – cough-sweets, nicotine gum, stray coppers and odd change – is Jon.  Curled half-in and half-out of the covers, his face shoved against the pillow like he's trying to bury himself, his right leg is kicked out and exposed to the morning, goose-pimpling in the chill. They find themselves smirking again to see him like this, all his hard brash sides sanded down by age and wear, gracefully having embraced middle age, an influx of grey crowning his hair. He looks soft. Content. All his guards down as he sleeps without the dreams the Eye would have bestowed on him.

They lean over, indulgently running a hand lightly through the hair straggling over his face, and he shifts blearily, mumbling a questioning Martin?

His right hand, fisting loosely against the pillowcase in sleep, still bears the ravaging marks they put there.

He's a light sleeper, and they knew he would be. Didn't want him to wake too soon, to be denied a proper welcome. Jon shifts and stretches and burrows as he slips dazedly into consciousness, nestling tighter against the body next to him still fast-asleep before the thick weight of sleep is dropped and they jolt up, a punched out breath of shock escaping them. And finally they are witnessed.

They watch his expressions free-fall from understanding to despair. His eyes, even now too sharp for his face, a little too hungry, they're shiny in the low light. Flooded with fear. Blown-out with the intensity of it. Exactly what they were hoping for.

“Don't,” he pleads in a sleep-ruined voice, croaking with dryness. He is already moving his body, positioned like a lanky pillar to be between them and their companion, and it's sweet they think, it really is, it's exactly what they hoped to find, two people living in a hard-won happiness. Nice for some, they suppose, while it lasts.

The sound wakes the man on the other side of the bed, and he turns over, ruffled, slower to stir and a groan of complaint almost on their lips. They must catch the tone of Jon's voice though, because they're sitting up, preparing to solve the problem – wos it? they ask, wos wrong?

Before they see them too, and stiffen into a bright terror that's obvious as a firework, and it is such a beautiful thing to see. They must be Martin,  they think, giving them the once over; their hair is shorter than in their wedding photographs, and since then they've settled into that comfortable rounding that can come in middle age. They weren't really sure what they expected, when they finally found out where the former Archivist had been hiding out all these years, married and playing domestic, thinking that the crimes of the past might let him alone to be happy.

Oh but this is good. Better than good. It's going to be fun.

The frizzy-haired husband jolts when they reach down into their pocket. He's set his jaw like he's going to do something brave, something foolhardy.

She hopes he will. She likes it when they put up a struggle.

“Don't what, Archivist?” Jude Perry asks, grinning as she lights a match.

[lordjohntheshow]

John Grey and his boyfriend Stephan Namzten have a great life (and now three dogs) and are considering taking the next big step: marriage and children. Complications arise. This is a Modern AU set in 2019. 

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 

VANITY FAIR, November 2017

A FAMILY AFFAIR

An excerpt from the actor’s forthcoming memoir WILD NIGHTS chronicling his early years growing up to his days as a struggling actor. In anticipation of the Royal Wedding enjoy his take on a wedding among Britain’s upper crust.

By: Percy Wainwright

Imagine my surprise when my stepfather George invited me to his third wedding, in London. He wanted me there with him as he took on his new life and invited me out for the “whole season”. I took one look around my tiny, non air conditioned studio apartment in the Valley and knew I had no other choice. Within 24 hours I was touching down in Heathrow. I wondered a little about why George invited me, but in a small way it made sense: he had no real family himself and didn’t want to feel left out. He let me have the use of his apartment- or “flat” as I learned to call it, having already moved in with his bride to be.

 I then did what any self-respecting 22 year old with a large, empty apartment, an allowance, and too much free time would do. I went clubbing. That’s how I first met Kay*. It was sometime past midnight, and the DJ was trying out some experimental trance pop. I saw him before he saw me. He was small, but he didn’t have that obnoxious edge some short men get. Cute blonde hair a shade most boys grow out of. Muscular, but the white shirt and jeans he wore showed he didn’t really care about his appearance. He glided through the crowd, disappearing in the back room for a moment. I lost track of him until I saw him cut through the dance floor to leave. On a whim, I grabbed his hand and kissed it. He looked up at me and laughed, crinkling a pair of baby blues that would have made Paul Newman jealous. I pulled him to me, like he was water in the desert. The music was too loud to have a coherent conversation, but neither of us wanted one. 

After three or so songs (who can really tell with electronica?) he was pressing me up against the wall outside the bathroom, kissing my lips, my neck, as if he wanted to swallow me whole. In fifteen or so minutes we were in my flat and I was flat on my back. When I woke up the next morning alone in that big bed, I actually laughed- I’m usually the one that leaves them high and dry.

I still went clubbing, but I didn’t see my blonde boy again. Four weeks before the wedding George invited me out to a dinner with the family. “They’re gentry, you know. You don’t have to bow or anything, but do you know the proper forms of address?” He’d asked me nervously, in the taxi on the way over. “Um.. milord and milady?” I’d said, trying to remember what I’d learned from my days of getting high and watching Downton Abbey. He sighed. “They’ll just think you’re an uncouth American, it will be fine.” He’d huffed in reply. It was cute, to see him so nervous to make a good impression.

How to describe the family. Everyone looked like one of those paparazzi pictures of the royal family on their time off: trying to look normal in jeans and a sweater but the outfit still cost 700 pounds. I suppose I’m not one to talk though, my style’s always been very Gucci via Goodwill.

My new stepmother’s flat also had that rich, lived in feel. There was a couch from 1972 next to what I’m fairly sure was a pair of original Chippendale settee chairs. Every flat surface or shelf was covered by books: leather bound ones in the library and slick, glossy ones in all of the real living areas. Yes, you read that right: this was an apartment. With a library.

We all sat down to drinks in the living room. I chose one of the Chippendales, of course. An actual butler took my drink order. Once everyone was arrayed and properly lubricated, the true conversation began. The son who was obviously serving as Head of the Family grilled me and George about our jobs, hobbies, acquaintances, and was probably about to start on what petty misdemeanors we’d committed when his wife patted his arm and started a real conversation instead of a background check. It was boring, but I was surprised to find I was enjoying myself. Mostly I was enjoying what I am dead certain were a pair of original Degas’ ballerina studies.

Nearly an hour in I was shocked out of my art appreciation when my own tiny dancer walked in. He was out of breath, dressed for work (a boring navy suit, so a professional of some type, I noted), and apologizing profusely, to his mother, his soon to be stepfather, his annoyed brother, and then his gaze fell on me. I’ll say this about him: I’d never want to play poker against him. There’s not a man alive better at controlling his face. For a moment I was certain he didn’t remember me (I mean, I was in a clean cut Oxford, not the neon green mesh tank he’d last seen me in.)

“Hello. You must be Percy. I’m Kay.” He said, warmly, holding out his hand for me to shake. The look he gave me, and only me, had so much heat I thought I was back in L.A.

He sat across from me when we moved to dinner, and chatted politely. I was annoyed to find someone so handsome was also smart, and funny, and kind, especially to his mother and my stepfather. Yet, when he raised his brows to me at the end of dinner- a challenge, and invitation- I was all mush.

The next four weeks went by quickly- too quickly. All the pomp and nonsense of what American hetero weddings have become pales in comparison to An English Society Wedding. There were morning suit fittings, tux fittings, and even normal suit fittings, to make sure I wouldn’t be looked at some poor American cousin. Forget a bridal shower at some swanky country club. There were at least three engagement parties, a trip to the Queen Anne Enclosure of the Royal Ascot (requiring another suit), and multiple days involving skiffs, yachts, polo ponies, and cricket. I was game: it was like being stuck in some specialty park at Disneyworld, and I love to learn the rules so I can break them. Here were a few I discovered:

              -You can’t ask people where they go on vacation. You ask them where they summer, or winter, or, for the younger, sportier ones, where they ski.

              -An American accent threw them, especially when I turned on the Southern drawl I usually kept safely packed away. If I wasn’t from Newport, or Vail, or New York, I was no one of importance.

              -No one ever discussed money, but every conversation was about it: where children were going to school, what new homes or paintings were being purchased, who had just closed what deal.

              -And unlike in L.A., where everyone bedecked themselves in the latest runway looks, here you often learned the richest people also had the oldest clothes. The Princess Royal attended one of these parties in a dress she’d had since 1983. I know the year because I asked her.

By the time the wedding rolled around, part of me was ready to go back to the plastic sheen and bounce of Los Angeles. Other parts of me, like my heart, wanted to stay in this weird world forever, because it’s where Kay was. If this world was a weird Disneyworld, than I was its Cinderella. I’d been scraping things together for so long, spent so many nights wondering where the money was going to come from, how I was going to eat, I cannot explain the relief of having that disappear. Of having someone ready to pick up the check like nothing- and unlike a lot of the men I’d slept with, not expecting a quid pro quo.

Kay and I spent a few weeks before we even had sex again- he was busy, and I was being pulled along to every wedding event anyone could possibly imagine. It’s the stolen moments I remember the most. The way his breath hitched when he saw me partially undressed during our tux fitting. How he always made sure I had what I wanted to drink, no matter the party we were at. When his hand brushed mine and we hooked our pinkies together, walking down this hallway or that. And the night we were finally together again: breathing our secrets together in the dark.

I told him I loved him. I didn’t actually say “I love you”, I’m not an idiot. I told him “I’ve never felt this close to someone,” and that “I’ve told you things… I’ve never told anyone before” and “I know this must sound strange.” He soaked it up, and looked at me, those blue eyes full of affection, rubbed my arm. “I care deeply for you, Percy. My heart… I think someone else has that. I can give you everything else.” He said it like he’d pried it out of himself… carefully and painfully.

I wish everything had been enough for me.

The summer swept along, and suddenly it was the day I’d come for all along: the wedding. It was held in a quaint village in a “small, country chapel” that sat the two hundred guests with ease. The interior looked like a florist’s shop the night before Mother’s Day. (Kay’s big brother had to take at least three puffs from his inhaler and everyone had to pretend they didn’t notice it happening.) All the women were arrayed in pastels, or florals, most looking ten years older than they actually were in the severe, pinned up styles the occasion demanded. One of the coach horses ate the fascinator Kay’s girl cousin had talked about incessantly over the summer. But seeing my stepfather trip over his words, bursting with happiness at his new life and new wife was truly one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. In short, it was a perfect family wedding.

And then it was over. They were off on their honeymoon, backpacking in East Asia as if they were 22 and not 62. I’d seen my stepfather off. I knew he would always be part of my life, but that I wasn’t meant to live in his. I finally understood why they call it a flat: that’s all I felt walking around that apartment.

I wanted Kay to say: “I love you. Move in with me. Marry me, when it’s finally legal.” He didn’t. He was still caring, and attentive, and sweet, but we never talked about love or a future. Maybe that’s why I invited the Swede back to the flat on the last night before I left. Why I forgot that Kay was coming over to cook me a farewell dinner. Why I didn’t lock the door.

Turns out, he’s not as good as a poker player as I’d thought. I saw it all. Shock, dismay, pain, but never the anger. He left, never saying a word.

It wasn’t until the next day, somewhere 10,000 feet above Chicago, my suitcase full of a bunch of fancy clothes I’d wear only to auditions that I realized he always got quiet when he was angry.

*names, dates, and details have been altered to protect the innocent

[good-rwbyaus]

(Art by Tsaber on Deviantart) It's time for Mod Violet to reel back the curtain on an AU he's been thinking about a hyperfixation ammount, a Chronicles of Darkness (RPG) AU. let's start with Yang Xiao-Long, the Demon. you can expect so many more in the future.

Breif overview: CofD is th successor of WoD, of Vampire the Masquirade fame, Demons in particular are rogue computer programs in reality to their God-Machine. All looking for a place without it, their Hell. as they're made from a giant celestial machine, most look biomechanical in nature. -Mod Violet

Yang Xiao-Long walked up to the house, they had agreed the meeting place earlier. Yang had made sure the girl understood everything she was doing, she had to. As she knocked on the door, her ‘client’ opened up, she was blond, sid hair coming down to her waist, passing the bottom of her tank top. At the time, Yang was wearing the soul of a man, he was an informant who fell too deep into his favours, Hei Xiong if she recalled, which she did, perfectly. She followed the girl inside into their living-room, shutting the door behind her, the colours were warm, far too warm for the atmosphere. Yang sat beside the girl and brought the table closer to the settee, retrieving a single piece of paper from her coat pocket and laying it flat on the table.

“Let us begin,” the voice of her cover was deep, guttural even, despite the monotone, “you understand all the consequences of your action, correct mrs Xiao-Long?”.

The girl looked down at the ground, “yea, i understand,”.

It was always better to clarify for them, humans could be so forgetful, “You, Yang Xiao-Long will cede your soul to me, the soul in this sense being your being, experiences and actions,”.

She gritted her teeth, “yes”.

“And in return, any mutation within Mr Taiyang Xiao-Long will be removed, including but not limited to the pre-discussed tumours and cancerous growths in his liver, lungs, kidneys, brain and stomach among other assorted places,”

“I accept already, what are we waiting for!” the girl shouted into her face, Yang just tilted her head to the side.

“Very well then,” she pulled a switchblade from her pocket, Hei always kept one on him, “I’ll need your blood,”.

The girl snatched it from her and slid the blade across her hand, lifeblood falling onto the page. Yang took a deep breath as it connected, feeling her new lungs expand and contract, she was healthier than Hei was. From that moment, the girl never existed, and she was Yang Xiao-Long. She folded the contract together neatly and dropped it into the folder she’s brought with her. Now came the time to hold her end of the bargain, she extended her reach through the arcane matrixes of the world and found the infrastructure governing Taiyang’s cancer, and just as she would a tumor, she cut it out and disconnected it. Now that that was over, that made three covers, that would be enough, Yang Xiao-Long, the Demon of the God-Machine had finally found her patch of hell.

Ruby would be home from school soon anyway, and it wouldn’t do to have a bloodstained table, she’d have to explain it.

[bella-caecilia]

Cobert: *reminiscing the settee that had to bite the dust during last night's escapade*

[cobertaddict]

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