#incorrect cobert

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: [Cradles Cora’s face lovingly]

Cora, with heart eyes: hey

Robert: I spilled superglue on my hands

[bonhughbon]

Robert: Cora and I don’t use pet names

Rosamund: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Robert: Honey?

Cora: Yes, dear?

Robert:

Rosamund: Don't ever lie to my face again

[cobertaddict]

Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️

[countess-of-bingewatching]

Harold: You know, I have a list keeping score of all the women I slept with.

Robert: Sure...

Harold: Don’t pretend like you have one of those too.

Robert: I do.

Robert: It’s called a marriage license.

Robert & Cora *high five*

[incorrectdowntonquotes]

Violet: Here's a thousand pounds to break up with Cora.

Robert: Save that money for our wedding.

[mynameisandiie]

𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩; I guess my brain is just really big.

𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙖; What else is really big?

𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩; I thought you never ask...

»𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧«

𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩; I have this huge labrador retrievers book collection. By the way, I had two labrador retrievers before.

[levinson-mannion]

Cora & Robert: *Just smile at each other*

Rosamund: Ew disgusting, get a room or something. Definitely didn’t want to see it. Ew. Perverts. Ew.

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: Many people meeting Rosamund for the first time formed three impressions

Cora: That she was English

Marmaduke: That she was intelligent

Delilah: And That she was gayer then a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

[levinson-mannion]

Rosamund: Robert, when I get murdered please make sure it’s an unsolved case

Robert: What?

Rosamund: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

Cora: Can we go back to the bit where she said “WHEN I get murdered”

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: Just do you know, if you go to prison, I won’t wait for you

Rosamund: you won’t have to I’ll escape

Cora: I’ve seen the plans for the escape

[levinson-mannion]

Cora: You know, I’m jealous of you

Robert: *scoffs* why?

Cora: Your partner is hotter then mine *walks away*

Robert: wait but

Robert: We’re dating-

Robert: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE S***

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: I would kill for some chocolate

Cora: I would kill for some wine

Rosamund: I would kill

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: I am, as the kids say, awake?

Cora: Do you mean… woke?

Robert: Yes but that’s grammatically incorrect

Cora: *sighs* You’re lucky your handsome

[levinson-mannion]

Cora: Be nice to Robert, Rosamund. He's an angel that fell from heaven.

Rosamund: SO WAS LUCIFER

[levinson-mannion]

*About a year and a month after they got married*

Cora: isn’t there someone else you could torture

Robert: Probably, but I choose you

Rosamund: I have had this for years, get used to it

[levinson-mannion]

Cora: Let's just hug it out. Come on, hug it out

*Everyone goes in for an awkward hug*

Robert: Who took my wallet?

Rosamund: Sorry