#incorrect cobert

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: [Cradles Cora’s face lovingly]

Cora, with heart eyes: hey

Robert: I spilled superglue on my hands

[bonhughbon]

Robert: Cora and I don’t use pet names

Rosamund: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Robert: Honey?

Cora: Yes, dear?

Robert:

Rosamund: Don't ever lie to my face again

[cobertaddict]

Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️

[countess-of-bingewatching]

Harold: You know, I have a list keeping score of all the women I slept with.

Robert: Sure...

Harold: Don’t pretend like you have one of those too.

Robert: I do.

Robert: It’s called a marriage license.

Robert & Cora *high five*

[incorrectdowntonquotes]

Violet: Here's a thousand pounds to break up with Cora.

Robert: Save that money for our wedding.

[mynameisandiie]

𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩; I guess my brain is just really big.

𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙖; What else is really big?

𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩; I thought you never ask...

»𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧«

𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩; I have this huge labrador retrievers book collection. By the way, I had two labrador retrievers before.

[levinson-mannion]

Cora & Robert: *Just smile at each other*

Rosamund: Ew disgusting, get a room or something. Definitely didn’t want to see it. Ew. Perverts. Ew.

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: Many people meeting Rosamund for the first time formed three impressions

Cora: That she was English

Marmaduke: That she was intelligent

Delilah: And That she was gayer then a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

[levinson-mannion]

Rosamund: Robert, when I get murdered please make sure it’s an unsolved case

Robert: What?

Rosamund: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

Cora: Can we go back to the bit where she said “WHEN I get murdered”

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: Just do you know, if you go to prison, I won’t wait for you

Rosamund: you won’t have to I’ll escape

Cora: I’ve seen the plans for the escape

[levinson-mannion]

Robert: You don’t think I’ll be alone at fifty do you?

Rosamund: I don’t think you’ll make it to fifty

[bonhughbon]

Cora: You believe me?

Robert: Cora, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning

[bonhughbon]

Cora: If I run and leap at Robert, he will most certainly catch me in his arms

[that afternoon]

Cora, running towards Robert in the library: Coming through!

Robert: No! I’m holding my tea!!

Robert: *drops his tea and catches Cora*

[bonhughbon]

Robert: I don't know how to tell you this, but...I love you

Cora: That's great, Robert. Especially considering the fact we've been married FOR 38 FUCKING YEARS!!

[bonhughbon]

Rosamund: Are you drunk?

Robert: Only on the spirit of Christmas!

Cora: And the spirit of whiskey

[bonhughbon]

Robert: Cora, you're my best friend

Cora: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend!!

Cora: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!!!