#seriously wtf anne

[featheredframingdevice]

Yesterday, my co-mod and I watched The Terminator. Which was fitting, since of course yesterday was the 40th anniversary of the release date, but I didn't know that when I put it on.

I was scanning the shelf for what to watch, saw The Terminator, and thought, "Oh, perfect! We watched The Rock yesterday, so now we can watch Michael Biehn in a movie that's Good rather than Fun."

We watched it, had a good time with it, watched another movie, and went to bed. I spent a lot of time outside yesterday, so between that and how late it was after the second movie, I didn't spend much time on tumblr. I didn't get around to documenting watch diary posts until today, so I just now saw the anniversary posts.

I know it's a coincidence, but wtf??

Anyway, this is a very bewildered blogger wishing a happy 40th anniversary to The Terminator!

[libelulalil4]

Who was gonna tell me about the weird incest adjacent stuff that goes on in the books....

[i-stand-unshaken]

"And watch the swans chase Nicky Little! >:)"

[coquette2004]

TikTok:

The main bit that is pissing me off:

Me: YES SHE DID NOW STFU 😡😡😡.

[theonewiththevampires]

I think it's very clear that the Prince Lestat books take place in an alternate universe. My first piece of proof? The name of the cult Armand belonged to is the Children of Darkness in the Vampire Chronicles books. In the PL trilogy the cult is the Children of Satan, therefore in this essay I will...

[daydreamingleclerc]

something special about june // lauren james au

in which, lauren and her housemate-turned-girlfriend sports journalist come out on instagram during pride month 🤍

includes; slight sexual content, swearing, wlw content !

this is something v different for me! but i’ve been so in my lauren feels lately i cannot help myself. who knows. i might even write something to deepen this AU further! inspired by this article about jess carter and ann-katerin berger! enjoy xx

DISCLAIMER: i am in no way shape or form suggesting that lauren is bisexual or gay by posting this. this is simply just a form of fiction and i do not mean any harm. pictures were found on instagram and pinterest and all rights are to their original owners.

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samanthakerr20 yn this is the gayest jumper i’ve ever seen

yn took notes from you clearly x

laurennjjames ❤️😚

yn 🥰❤️

ldnpride oh my god are you two…

yn lauren’s wearing a leather jacket and i’m wearing a jumper straight out of 1946 do the math x

laurennjjames ✔️

ibiza, spain

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laurennjjames winning on and off the pitch, clearly 😍

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yn i’d like to point out i got my hair done at the hotel hair salon

yn just incase ppl are confused by my hair change midway through this dump

laurennjjames i’m more concerned about the amount of people thirsting over your arse

yn don’t post it then u silly sausage

kmewis19 yn is packing in that first pic

yn do you like it 😼

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yn wonder if we’ve beaten the just friends allegations now x

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laurennjjames lesbian!

yn i know u are but what am i x

laurennjjames a glorified bisexual 🤨

lew.mount put some clothes on

yn don’t tell me what to do

benchilwell you guys are NEVER going to beat the just friends allegations 🤣🤣

yn we could release a sex tape and we still wouldn’t beat the just friends allegations

reecejames how do i burn my eyes 😃

bethanyengland4 you two are so cute🥹

yn thanks bethy ❤️

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laurennjjames i remember when she thought she was straight until she saw me in a towel.. happy birthday to my favourite cougar ❤️

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yn cougar?! i’m 2 years older than you watch ur mouth LJ.

laurennjjames yeah babe that makes you a cougar 🤨

yn love you really 🫶🏼

laurennjjames love you too foxy lady

samanthakerr20 funny how loz and i are thé youngest ones in our relationships yet we’re the ones you answer to🤨 happy birthday yn 🤣🔥

kmewis19 you’re so evil

yn that was so uncalled for samantha sleep with one eye open tonight.

chelseawfc HBD yn 😋💙

reecejames happy birthday yn 🥂💙

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yn lauren cant answer ur call rn cause she’s busy reecejames

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reecejames how do i bleach my eyeballs

reecejames no ew wtf i can’t look at this

kmewis19 you two are the WORST

yn nothing wrong with a lil PDA 🫶🏼

amberrosegill stealing this pose for me and jen

yn ur welcome x

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laurennjjames life lately 📸(ft the missus)

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yn wow

yn that first pic 🥰👍🏼😍🔥

yn seriously you make me so 🥰🥹

yn god.

laurennjjames okay love don’t embarrass yourself x

yn can i just say the difference in my rack compared to lauren’s is very very amusing to me

laurennjjames i love your rack

yn i 🫶🏼 ur ironing board too ig

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mbrighty04 fashion is unmatched

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yn the one where the lesbians went to italy and got kicked out of an art gallery for snogging

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laurennjjames why’d you have to post the pic of you in the green dress 🤤🤤🤩

yn bc i love it when you get all mushy

laurennjjames i don’t think mushy is the word you’re looking for 😍😼

samanthakerr20 is that…. yn in JEANS?!?!

yn it was a one off and it’s never going to happen again.

[winterstaryu]

I have a lot of questions post finale

"I've reestablished myself at the compound" ok but non-compound Tys are okay too, right? OUTLAW IS FINE, RIGHT?

Is Boris OK what happened there

He mentioned Anne and that was very suspicious but what about Ed-man?? He was also very much working with OI WHERE IS HE I AM. SO CONCERNED MDAWG HAS NOT BEEN OK FOR SEVERAL SEASONS

Magnolia??? Enough said

PYTHON? Is he a matteration? Does he imply the existence of a Matt council? Does the Matt council have spy nicknames this is IMPORTANT

Helen is back in 1980, what does that mean for Hunter? Has anything changed there?

Troy??????????????

Were those the only Nobody iterations??? What happened to his lackeys??

Actually going back to Troy, his mom was one of the people he said might be in his house but he didn't bring up the Troyfriend, did they break up? Is Dylan just avoiding the Named Character curse??

If Base is free of the compound does that mean they all got fired??

Further - Ryanball and Hunter replaced at least some of them at OVER, and surely they've replaced the rest by now. So what do they do?

Who gets custody of Delilah? Charlie's allergic so idk if she can live at base?

I trust COA's ability to keep itself intact so I'm not necessarily worried about Anne but like. What are they up to?? COULD Ty get rid of /all/ of them??

Wtf was up with Britches' story about the miner what was that WHAT

Speaking of Britches w o w them and Sax were sure ok with murder very quickly wow WTF

ED-MAN AGAIN SERIOUSLY I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE WE'VE HEARD FROM HIM??? WHERE IS HE??? I DONT IMAGINE HE'S DOING GOOD AND I DO NOT BELIEVE FOR A SECOND THAT EAGLE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM JUST. GETTJNG OVER MDAWG ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

Is Old Man the prime Michael now??

ACTUALLY MORE ABOUT EDMAN I THINK THE LAST TIME HE WAS MENTIONED WAS WHEN MDAWG CONFIRMED HE WAS ALIVE THROUGH THE NOTES HE WAS LEAVING HIMSELF BUT OI WAS KEEPING THEM APART FOR SOME REASON AND I THINK HE WAS WORKING WITH ANNE WHILE MDAWG GOT RE-ASSIGNED TO EAGLE SO LIKE. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT WHERE IS EDMAN

[huntersmoon1]

RoR:JTR:CF:Ch.29 Part.3

From what I could understand with the translator in my photo app, Arthur killed Anne cuz he didn’t want to have the emotion of love or something like that. Seriously WTF BASTARD?!!!!!

[iratemoviessometimes]

The Idea of You - 2024

9/10

general-

i have been WAITING for this fucking movie. if you know me you know i am a whore for all characters by nicholas galitzine and HAYES IS NO DIFFERENT. the point taken off is for the fact that his name is hayes and another secret reason i will reveal below. wonderful movie- honestly solid dialogue and plot for an angst rom. ummm,,,

spoilers below cut

okay the secret reason is his facial hair at the end. it's a no from me. anyway. LOVE the dialogue LOVE the mother-daughter relationship LOVE hating daniel LOVE all the acting (seriously Anne and Nick KILLED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IT WAS BRILLIANT) kudos to nick for having the first thing he physically did to her be literally shove his face into her tits i turned away from the screen for one second and bam. also i immediately saved all the august moon (that's also a weird name wtf) songs on spotify. I kinda wish hayes' bandmates were like,, cool and sweet. at least one of them seemed to be. but the one guy was a douche wtf. anyway. ummmmm,,,, for being a Wattpad fanfic the general plot was pretty believable. Soléne's inner turmoil and choosing her daughter over Hayes but still loving him. the way media turns everything into a witch hunt. bonus point for the graham norton cameo. and the fact that for everything they seemed to use actual shit instead of editing a text message or interview or something lol. i kinda love it.

Most unbelivable thing to me in the entire movie was Soléne saying she wanted to live in new york but could "afford to live in LA" girl you own an art gallery how,,, how,,,, nvm. anyway.

Humor was great, acting was great, kissing was great, this was a killer movie and i will watch again.

[laalaaisqueen]

I got distracted so here's a bunch

Lenny, high key offended: you called the soldiers before you called me?

Guardian: I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dead body??

Lenny: YES

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Lenny: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Guardian: It was autocorrect.

Lenny: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Guardian: Yes.

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Lenny: Time for plan G.

Guardian: Don’t you mean plan B?

Lenny: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tinky Winky: What about plan D?

Lenny: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Robin: What about plan E?

Lenny: I’m hoping not to use it. Finn could get killed in plan E.

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Lenny, heavy sigh: we're late, it will take us 20 minutes to arrive

Anne: I'll get us there in 15 minutes or less :)

Lenny: NO!

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Lenny: Snowball, can you help with the buttons of my coat? 

Guardian: Sure, Len. 

Lenny:

Guardian:

Lenny, rolling his eyes: Up, Guardian.

Guardian: Yes, sorry-

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Guardian: The next time Lenny is angry, I'll drape him in a cape and say, “Now you're super angry."

Guardian: Maybe he'll laugh. Maybe I'll die.

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(Five years into the Cure AU)

Guardian, to Dipsy and Laa-Laa: Have we learned a lesson from all this?

Laa-Laa: Look, I know you want to hear yes, but given our track record-

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Guardian: I truly go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s boyfriend, like, I will make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Lenny: This is a lie. Lenny: I am literally dating this man. This is a lie. Lenny: He got his own fluff in the pancake batter and I almost died.

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Gary: Aren’t you going to say, “Have a nice day?”

Lenny: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

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Anne: Can you turn the lights on?

Laa-Laa: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life.

Anne: Little kitty, I love you, but I can’t see.

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Anne: Truth or dare?

Lenny: Um..Truth

Anne: Do you-

Guardian: I dare you to kiss me!

Lenny: *seriously confused but kisses him anyway*

Anne, to Conor: He said “truth”, right?

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Cave: You’re a horrible person! Finn: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

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Miles: You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"

Miles, pointing at Anne not moving out of the way: NOT FUCKING THIS!!!

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Miles: I wish I could crawl under your skin so we can be together all the time Anne: nah bro wtf

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Finn: Top reasons to get married? Guardian: Firmly saying "That's my cute husband!" and knocking someone out in one punch. Finn: ??? Guardian: And love, I guess.

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Laa-Laa: Are you drinking enough water?

Tinky Winky: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Laa-Laa: oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun….

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Laa-Laa: I saw ye in me dream Dipsy: Was I gettin’ treasure? Laa-Laa: Nay Dipsy: Then t’was not me Extra Tinky Winky, shaking with tears in his eyes: What are you two even saying?!

[thedooodle]

I  love the fact that someone is manually flashing the kitchen lights just to set the vibe and someone’s exhausted/ confused husband is watching them from the patio. 

I-I....just can't...

[thecoffeeloverbutterfly90]

Seriously,...

I was today years old, than I found out, that Anne Archer, Catherine Bell, Nancy Cartwright, Jenna Elfman, Elisabeth Moss, Michael Peña and Giovanni Ribisi are all current members of Scientology, alongside it's poster guys John Travolta and Tom Cruise...

Like, WTF.

Dharma from Dharma & Greg, Jenna Elfman.

The woman who is the voice behind of Bart Simpson.

The lady from JAG, who is a Good Witch, too.

The mom of Dennis and Dee, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

&

Last, but not least the lady from "The Handmaid's Tale".

Bonus, the other 2, of course. Because, JT and TC are well known, members of Scientology. So does, jailbird Danny Masterson (his family - daughter, wife and two of the siblings of him.).

But, I am glad for those who left this cult, behind them...

Like.:

Jason Lee

Juliette Lewis

Lisa Marie Presley

Laura Prepon

Leah Remini

Mimi Rogers *

Jeffrey Tambor

John Stamos

Kirstie Alley

Vince Offer

Katie Holmes *

Beck

Isaac Hayes

Chick Corea

Nicole Kidman *

Paul Haggis

(Etc.)

So glad, tho.

*The fact, that all of the 3 exwives of Tom Cruise (Mimi, Nicole and Katie) are left, the cult says a lot & it's speaks in high volumes, but not many hear it... cuz, they are deaf.*

RIP Lisa Marie & Kirstie.

*facepalms, cursing, crying and sipping my coffee, while I try not to think abt, the facts that I mentioned.*

(Oh, the respects that's lost. I still, like Bart, tho. Glad, that I watch The Simpsons mostly, in my native language voices. But, Dharma. FFS. Also, Anne Archer (the seasoned nepobaby, that no one mentions when it comes to nepoism - so does, Larry Hagman aka J.R, too.)... Oh, forget to mention, that Archer's son is also a minister in the Scientology. *vomit mentally, while role eyes repeatedly.* What the actual fucked, fucking fuck...

That's all folks...

[rottenbrainstuff]

I

What

I’ve never seen this new Interview with a Vampire series. I just went looking through the tags

wtf is this, it looks absolutely fucking unhinged, completely different from the book yet lmao I feel like every character is even more like themselves. I think Anne Rice would have absolutely hated it and I love that. Seriously though what in the hell is happening in this show

[97ashwini26-blog]

CHAPTER 1: WTF Is Happening?

A calm sun setting over the farmhouse on the outskirts of Adilabad, and Serene Breeze is trying to bless this couple, this narrator is taking a nap in the garden, when suddenly, Anne (6 Y/O) and Alex (4 Y/O) creates a chase sequence, just like Tom and Jerry (seriously? Tom and Jerry? Just because I'm a cat! -_-) I am up meowing, Aunt Marie is yelling, “How many cups of masala tea?” from the kitchen, the couple is bent over in front of a random aunty to seek the blessing, instead of her, granny yelled, “Bless them and tell them to have a child before I die!”. In the middle of all this a goat ‘Mr. Baa’…the goat says, “Hold on! ‘Mr. Baa’, Seriously?” Hey! I got Tom and Jerry so zip it! A stupid goat broke my flow! So yeah in the middle of all this, Mr. Baa has decided to show up, pass through the hallway, and eat all the cake, this is what happens when you feed a random goat every day in front of your house. “Hey, they picked you up from the streets as well, ‘Bumpy’. You're also the random cat!..” I told you to zip it, Baa! Shhhsh! Finding peace in chaos is an art in an Indian household, Kenny looks into Ash’s eyes, and they are screaming, “Take me away from this madness.” Kenny holds her hand and takes her up to the terrace, to witness the most beautiful sunset of all times! She is bedazzled in a gold chiffon sari-inspired gown, looking majestic, orange rays reflecting off her beige skin, and golden shimmer in her eyes, Kenney is awestruck and can’t help but say,” You’re the golden beach! You’re my Golden Beach! You know the kind where you go to feel good, the kind that gives you a lot of Tanned memories, the kind that becomes your comfort place, the kind that you keep wanting more of, that kind!” She can’t help but squeeze his hand tight, they are coming close, and she can hear his heartbeat loud and clear. Her hand slid off his face gently, touching his lips. At that moment, Aunt Marie yelled, “The rings are ready for the ceremony!” Jesus Christ Aunty! Someone should learn to rain on a sexy parade from you! They both sigh, her head on his shoulder, “How the fuck we got here?”, “You, tell me!” Kenny replies.

I’ll tell you, hello by the way you weird human species, I am Bumpy, The family cat and let me answer the 26-year-old question, WTF is happening with Ash? Before this arranged engagement, before all this setup, life was traumatic! Sit back, relax, grab a drink, and Do Not! I repeat Do Not Lick Yourself!, It's not that kind of story!

[natequarter]

thoughts on the production of richard iii i watched on saturday:

elizabeth woodville. in sunglasses. you agree.

their richard was great. the bleach blonde look was a bit jarring, but great! honestly he looked a little bit like the victorian portrait of the princes in the tower

no idea what was going on with the outfits, but it worked. basically about half of it was traditional elizabethany (that's a word now) and the other half was modern. it worked really well on richard and richard, but occasionally it was slightly odd

the actor playing george was great!

i was fine with the choice to have an abled actor play richard. i seriously do not care. after all, they cast a disabled actor to play anne! what did annoy me far more was the choice to strip references to his disability from their script. it's one thing to play around with casting (awesome), but another thing to handle it by shying away from the actual content of the play. shakespeare's plays are complicated and, in this case, profoundly ableist. to me it feels worse to shy away from engaging with the nuance of his legacy than to simply cast abled actor (especially since this is hardly the first time it's happened!)

there was a skit where a pigeon kept on flying onto the stage and richard kept pointing at it, which is exactly what he should do because i firmly believe shakespeare's richard is, at heart, a massive troll

the play was, well, played less as a tragic history and more as a wacky comedy, which made it fun but a little bit jarring, since richard in a fake plastic six pack and a shiny green jacket is not quite as intimidating as a moody man dressed all in black

having watched a macbeth production last year which did something similar with how it was staged, it was strangely reminiscent of the scottish play; there were very strong echoes of the structure of that version of macbeth, especially in how the murder of the princes (contrasted with the murder of macduff's children) and the murder of george (contrasted with the murder of banquo) played out. macbeth also showed up half-naked (HOT) in that play, which i don't think helped! then again they are loosely similar plays even without the similarities in staging, so...

margaret of anjou is real and she can hurt you. i say this because when they brought out henry vi's body it was cartoonishly unrealistic and i laughed when they dumped it down the trapdoor in the middle of the stage

the actor who played elizabeth woodville (marianne oldham) was so hot oh my god your hand in marriage please ma'am. still thinking about her

on the other hand elizabeth of york was doubled with the (clearly preteen) edward v, which was. creepy. arguably it works but i really wish they'd just doubled her with anne instead

they cut out (young) richard being an incredibly creepy child and making his grandmother go "wtf" :(

richmond was, as per usual, incredibly boring, buuut he had a jacket with lots of patches/colourful bits of sewing! on the back of it he had the red rose, the white rose and a golden rose, which was fun!

he was also basically the only man in the play, in the sense that the rest of the actors were either women or nonbinary (the actor playing rivers)

beautiful butch buckingham. no really he was in a waistcoat the whole time. it was great. AND he and richard (the elder) slow danced at one point! fun plotting with your lesbian murder boyfriend

the gender going on was great fun. also they put edward iv in roman armour. that happened.

seriously elizabeth was gorgeous stunning beautiful pretty every word under the sun for the most beautiful woman ever. look at her. send tweet

[xplrvibes]

Any good stories from your travels?

Do you mean my most recent travels, or all time?

Cause I've always dreamt about writing a book about my US travels one day, cause some of what I got up to was incomprehensible lol.

But for this most recent trip, I definitely had a blast! Some highlights include:

1. Running across Abbey Road in the pouring rain with no umbrella and no coat (I forgot) and then just spending the rest of the day not rectifying the situation and walking around London completely soaking wet with no worries in the world.

2. Speed running the Louvre. Seriously, we hit almost every room on every floor in 6 hours. 26,000 steps and almost 10 miles of walking and my feet were so swollen I almost couldn't get my shoes off, but hey - it was an accomplishment.

3. Tesco Express in London and FranPrix in Paris saved my life multiple times and I will forever ride for them.

4. We stumbled across the King's Guard practicing for Trooping the Colour and we had no clue what was happening. This nice older gentleman saw our confusion and came over to tell me what was going on and he seemed so genuinely excited that I, a random American tourist, was genuinely interested in this mock parade that he basically gave me a whole history lesson on trooping the colour and the entire UK military right then and there. I love meeting people who get excited to share some things about their hometown. It's really pure.

5. Belgian waffles sent me to orbit many times.

6. Europeans have the BEST cherry coke, like wtf is happening there and how do I make it happen here? GAH.

7. I happened to be at the Tower of London on the anniversary of the execution of Anne Boleyn. I did not plan that, but of all days to decide to go there...how random is that?

8. Also, speaking of the Tower - the way they put you on Conveyer belts to see the crown jewels is genius. Other museums, take note.

9. I stumbled into this macaron shop in Paris and this couple was in front of me buying (you guessed it) macarons. The guy says to the lady behind the counter, "Guess where we're from!" in an American accent and I facepalmed. Counter lady didn't respond and American guy let the awkward silence breathe for a moment before loudly and proudly declaring, "The USA!"

Counter lady just kind of went, "...oh" and handed him his macarons.

Undeterred, USA guy tried again. "Have you ever heard of Las Vegas?"

"No," responds counter lady.

"Well, we live in Utah, but we tell people Las Veags cause more people have heard of that," USA guy replies.

Counter lady gave this whole exchange exactly what it deserved, which was nothing.

But yea - American tourists in Paris are really something to behold.

10. Speaking of Paris and dumb Americans - I don't know what was wrong with my brain, but I could not stop responding to people speaking French to me with Spanish. Especially difficult was when I wanted to say "yes" to someone and kept saying "sì" instead of "oui." So embarrassing.

11. Went to this brewery in Brussels before we got on the train to Paris and there was an entire high-school field trip in the brewery who then went to the bar afterwards. Belgium is no joke 🤣.

12. First place I ate at in Paris was a place called "Balls!" They served mac and cheese and meatballs. That was my first Parisian meal. The food capital of the world (aside from Italy) and thats where I wound up.

(Also why do they eat so late in Paris? I gotta go to bed, people!)

13. They dress the litrle Mannekin Pis statue up sometimes. First day we got to Brussels, it was dressed like a butterfly. The next day, it was back to normal. I find that endearing(ly weird).

I probably have so many more highlights or just interesting notes, but that was just a few I could think of off the top of my head!