#seriously tho royed is gross

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Hey guys! So I got some drafts of fics I can complete and post if you guys want.

They’re all Parental!RoyEd and Al, and I was gonna write up some quick summaries. You guys can pick which I try to finish!

1. Stupid, Selfless Idiots:

Mustang and Ed are on a mission. Things go south, and Ed decides to cooperate with their captors after they threaten Mustangs life. The “Why-Did-You-Do-That” Lecture from Mustang ensues.

2. Don’t Leave Me Here Alone.. :

Alphonse is missing. Ed doesn’t take it well, as expected. Luckily Mustang is making sure he doesn’t kill himself in the process of finding him. But then when the Colonel really starts to think on it, he realizes maybe there’s more to Ed’s panic then just not wanting his brother to leave...

3. Giving Up Just Isn’t An Option:

We never really got a Mustang lecture on the aftermath of the Scar stuff. Let’s change that.

4. Who Do You Run To When It’s Over?:

Post! Promised Day. Hints of RoyAi. When it’s all over, what happens next? Well, apparently, sticking with Mustang on Doctors orders so the brothers don’t hurt themselves. Hawkeye comes over to babysit the Colonel, and to make dumplings with Ed for Al to taste, and some thoughts about what all just happened cross everyone’s minds.

5. Lack of Listening Skills:

Modern AU. Ed had retainers. And hates them. But he has a dentist appointment today, and forgot to wear them to school... again. Cue the lecture!

6. There’s A Time And Place For Maturity:

(I did post a small preview of this on here) Don’t ask how Ed became the most responsible person in the room. Don’t ask how Mustang got drunk as hell on a mission. Ed already does enough of that, and answers are not exactly what anyone expects.

7. Frustrations of Dealing with a Stubborn Alchemist:

Al just really needs to vent to someone about how frustrating it can be to deal with Ed sometimes. Luckily, Mustang seems to get the feeling, and has a few stories of his own.

You guys let me know if you want any of these finished and posted!

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I have a couple of questions about FMA the movie?

Why wasn't Hughes' cute kid in it?

Why wasn't Armstrong in it?

Why did Riza have the emotional range of a plank of wood and a rock?

Where was Hughes' kid?

Where was Scar?

Where was Bradley?

Why was the IshvalanCivil War glossed over?

Why was it so rushed?

Why was Winry always there and always crying? And useless?

Why did Tucker and Lust get so much screen time?

Where was Pride?

Where were the chimeras?

Why were all the little things wrong?

Why was the acting so bad?

Why were the camera angles bad?

Why was this made?

Why was Ed's hair orange?

Why was the CGI gross to look at?

Why did Gluttony waddle away?

Why didn't they shoot the homunculus?

Why was everything wrong?

Why was it in Italy?

Why didn't they shoot it in Germany?

Why did they know what a homunculus was when they were kids?

Why did they transmutate the Tornado from The Wizard of Oz?

Why did the alchemy look bad?

They don't explain why the Philosopher Stone at the beginning is bad?

Why is Colonel Mustang so boring? Like how do you ruin this character?

Why is Alphonse's character so boring? And why does he have a neck?

Why does Edward start out with a State Alchemist watch when he gets it after Tucker?

Why is General Hakuro the bad guy? He was in like three chapters?

Ryuto Sato is the only good actor in this movie.

Why did Edward dream he was older when he brought his mom back?

Why did he go through the Doctor Who scene transition hole? Or the scene transition from Sliders? Or the ending of Interstellar? Or that scene from Doctor Strange?

Why did he get attacked by Venom from Spider-Man?

Why did the alchemy look rectangular only sometimes?

No one eats the pie?

Everything about Lab Number 5 is wrong

Where is Hughes' cute kid?

Marcoh dies? Lust kills Marcoh?

Nothing interesting happens?

Why were there alchemy dogs? How did he do that?

It's raining, they are wet, rain does not touch them?

Why was Ross in the movie twice? And not for anything too terribly important?

They don't explain why the piece of paper from Marcoh is important?

Why did Edward and Alphonse fight in the Canning Factory, even tho, there is no context for the fight, besides an off hand comment from Tucker? They just threw it in?

Why was Winry there? And crying?

Where were the Slicer Brothers?

Why is that stool in so many shots?

Where were all the fight scenes? There was only one real one and it was the very beginning?

Where is Hughes' cute kid?

Where was the Alchemy? It's used very sparingly and in bad ways?

Why was Hughes' death scene so rushed?

Where was the picture of Hughes'cute kid?

Why did they show Roy shooting Hughes when later they show that it was Hughes' wife? Like, what a huge oversight, you didn't even try?

Remember when Indiana Jones killed a bunch of people in the first 3 movies but he doesn't kill anyone in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

Why did Roy shoot Envy in the knee? He is the Flame Alchemist? Why does he shoot the homunculus at all?

Riza has like 6 lines of dialogue? Why doesn't she shoot more guns? Isn't that her thing? You didn't even try?

Why did the soldiers let Envy run away? Why didn't they shoot the homunculus right away?

No seriously, why does Gluttony waddle after them?

Why is the CGI so bad? You didn't even try?

How did Edward get to Lab 5? How did he find it? How did he know which door to open? They just cut from him running in the tunnel to him in the lab?

There is no sense of time or continuity? How much time has passed? How do the characters get from scene to scene? Why do things happen with no explanation of time or place?

How did Alphonse and Winry get to Lab 5? Like they were captured, but how? When? You didn't even try?

Where is Hughes'cute kid?

Why is Winry here? What purpose does she serve? Why isn't she is Resembool?

Why does Ed tear off his arm? Automail detacts and he clearly uses alchemy to take it off? Why does he just tear it off?

They don't explain where the tanks of stones come from? They don't say it's from the Ishvalan Civil War? So do they just kill every prisoner? Wouldn't people notice that?

Why does Tucker act like he is the Mastermind of the whole plan? He was just brought in? When did he learn how to use the philosopher stone?

Why is everything wrong?

Why does Tucker die? He doesn't die in the anime or the manga? He is just left with his insanity?

Why did General Hakuro make an army of dummies? Why did he disappear for half the movie? Where is fuhrer Bradley?

Who is the head of the Military? Who does Hakuro work for? Who does Lust work for? Who works for who? Where is the chain of command?

Why did the dummies exist? Who would they work for? Do the homunculus like them? Is there a point to them?

In the anime, the dummies have to be completely incinerated to die. In this, they can be head shot and they die? Why? They didn't even try?

Where is Izumi and her husband?

How did Winry reattach Ed's automail in seconds? Even at her best it would take a day?

The dummies look like the Mars Attacks aliens and had the same level of CGI? This is the same level of CGI as a movie that came out in 1996?

Where is anyone in relation to the dummies? People just kind of show up and we have no context for how they got to that spot?

What is the homunculus' plan? They don't state thier plan in this movie at all? They just kind of do things and show up at places for no real reason?

Why does Mustang's flame alchemy suck? It's only good when he kills Lust?

When did Alphonse learn to use alchemy without a circle?

Why does Winry say Alphonse hide her? She was clearly on the couch earlier? Was she always in his chest? Why was she on the couch then? The implication of her dialogue is that she hid in Alphonse when they were captured, but why then was she on the couch? Did she just get in his chest after the dummies or after the homunculus left? They didn't even try?

Mustang's gloves doesn't create a flamethrower effect, he creates small explosions.

Mustang's killing of Envy and Lust isn't as meaningful.

Why don't we get to see Gluttony eat the dummies? Or anything?

Why are the dummies treated like basic zombies? In the anime, they were a bigger threat because it took more than a headshot to kill them?

Why is Riza's scene with the dummies so tense? They are slow and don't do anything?

The relationship between Mustang and Riza is never set up?

There was a character arc in the anime? There is no change in any of the characters in this movie?

Where is Hughes' cute kid?

In the anime the homunculus hate humans? In this movie they call themselves human?

Ed says the homunculus are immortal, but then says they aren't? In the anime, the homunculus were just really hard to kill, not they have lives? They didn't even try?

Mustang does the same jump that Hughes does to kill Envy, for some reason?

Envy's character traits is that he runs away?

They didn't even try?

What counts as losing a life? Because lust gets her fingers cut off and she acts like she is dying?

Mustang asks how many times does he have to kill lust before she shuts up and dies? She doesn't say anything?

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Little preview of a fic im writing:

“Edward somehow managed to get the drunk Flame Alchemist to their hotel room, dropping the man on the plain brown couch and rubbing his flesh shoulder, bruised slightly where the man hit his shoulder with his knuckles while flailing around laughing his ass off about some joke he’d come up with. Ed wasn’t stupid, he knew he definitely shouldn’t be trusted with taking care of someone, but again, he somehow managed to become the most responsible and trustworthy person in the vicinity, and because literally no one else who knew the Colonel was at his disposal, he found himself tasked with an unbelievable, stupid, baffling task of having to take care of him.”

(Side note: this animation is my favorite in ‘03 I—)