#seriously read this book
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
~Whether I will it or not, I am bound to become the Shadow King's bride~ Bride of the Shadow King
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
genuinely it will never stop baffling me how people will wear twilight shirts and talk about team Edward vs team Jacob and then the same people will be like "I'm not basing my personality off of a piece of media (harry potter) made by a transphobe 😌" like good that's great! so you can excuse racism but you draw the line at transphobia? good to know
#remember when twilight came out and there were news articles about the quileute tribe and also if you read the books with your eyes#you know that theyre extremely like INSANELY racist#i remember reading them at age 10 and thinking 'wow this author hates women and native americans'#and i was right bc later i found out shes mormon 😐#begging you all to take racism and especially pretty extreme racism against natives seriously lmfao
21K notes
·
View notes
Text
No bc if i fumbled ford as badly as bill did i'd be on the news
Edit for clarity: The text says ‘I Grow Maddened’!!
(No bg+ close-up— click for better quality)
#my art#socvinc#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines fanart#billford#but like#not explicitly i suppose#no but seriously how do you drop a bad bitch that hard that is genuinely so sad#the text says ‘i grow maddened’ because i just realized it might be a bit difficult to read#g.get it. he’s in his heart#in a uhhh#gay way#lowkey the concept of this drawing was just me going ‘wouldn’t it be cool if i like#uhhh#depicted bill as a cancer slowly spreading from between ford’s lungs’#then i did that#😁#grunkle ford
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Currently picked up Ace of Spades again, and I marvel at Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé ability to write. I literally put this book down because I was so angry for the main character’s and re-reading it I’m still feeling that same anger.
0 notes
Text
Literally A Hora da Estrela by Clarice Lispector. A book where she creates a fictional author to tell the story of Macabea despite suffering from doing it. One of the most amazing books I have ever read and studied extensively in college, it is definely a must read.
unwilling narrator
53K notes
·
View notes
Text
Back again with Danny being adopted by other batfam members.
But this time I thought of the absolute comedy of Damian, tiny squirt and five apples tall, deciding that he is now a father to a grown ass teenage Danny.
It was an accident and had never been his intention to adopt another being.
But it had been placed into Damian’s head that in order to be a potential Batman he had to have his own Robin. And the only way to have his own Robin was to have a child, similar to the way that Father would pick up the various children and teenagers amongst them.
Damain had a very specific list of requirements for his potential child-Robin. Danny did not meet any of those requirements, and yet here Damian was having forged papers for the now Daniel Al Ghul-Wayne, and beginning the treacherous affair of introducing his son to the family.
Danny twisted his new shirt sleeve with a frown. It was a nice green silk that complimented the little green that resided in his son’s eyes. Damian wished to bring out the many carefully crafted features of Danny that could match to Damian. Having his eyes pop, wild hair brushed and losing the battle to nervous hands, would have to do.
At least until Damian taught Danny his mother tongue and began the care of his culture and soon to be heritage.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#batman#dp x dc prompt#Damian is a dad to a teenager#Danny accepts his little dad#Damian to the batfam: behold. my son and heir and Robin#Danny to the batfam: I was walking to the store and he kidnapped me. but it’s cool he cooks really good#Bruce: *drifting between scolding Damian for having kidnapped a civilian and panicking about the now legal grandson he has*#batfam: I don’t know whether to laugh or worry#Damian takes father hood very seriously#he read many children’s books to assist in raising Danny#he is actually the most well adjusted dad out of any one that the batfam knows#Danny has a bedtime and Damian will be DAMNED if his son doesn’t have a proper sleep schedule to rise and conquer the days
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm on chpt20 and I want to study SQQ like a bug. My man is flushed, hair down, robes literally falling off his shoulders, LBH on his lap playing with his hair and kissing him... and he finally cottons on to the fact that maybe this isn't how you have a platonic and important discussion. Enforces it for all of five seconds at which point LBH starts massaging his waist and SQQ is back to being like "yeah this is fine and normal". Amazing. Can't believe he insults the IQ of SQH's characters.
#Shen 'the pot' Qingqiu meet Shang 'the kettle' Qinghua - fucking morons#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#sqq#lbh#honestly thought i'd be finishing bk3 today i was so ready to devour the last hundred pages after work today#and then i slammed face first into this mental image and was completely derailed#mxtx you can't keep being the funniest mfer out there it makes it so hard to read without needing to stop and draw#i seriously cannot BELIEVE this#this would not be a slowburn for anyone OTHER than sqq i'm so angry#i read the bit where lbh is so overwhelmed he buries his face into sqq's lapels and had a moment of#''gee that's so cute i may need to stop and draw this... NO BE STRONG KEEP READING this is cute but the conversation is#too interesting to stop now!!'' i said with all the naivety of someone who doesn't realize how ridiculous sqq is about to become#Bene Finish This Book Tomorrow Without Being Derailed Challenge#my art#i know in my picture lbh is not massaging his waist but the visual shorthand didn't translate quite as easily as a shoulder massage#for silly cartoony pictures like this broad strokes tend to work better than strict accuracy... hence the paraphrasing :P
949 notes
·
View notes
Text
Twisted Stories: Two seconds memory Part 2
Aaaaaand we're back to Book 2. Featuring Finn simping as usual, "I'm mid and nice" Trey who can actually behave like as much a brat as anybody else in this school, Yuu's two seconds memory and Jamil's lack of charisma. Told you we weren't done.
[PREV] - [NEXT] - [MASTERLIST]
(Finn belongs to @the-fab-fox)
#I'm seriously not kidding when I say that I kept forgetting Jamil was in Book 2 while I was reading said Book#Yuu's rections are legit mine#it works tho - Jamil's deal before Book 4 is that he's trying to be as mid and forgettable as possible#Twisted Stories#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twst yuu#twst finn#leona kingscholar#trey clover#jamil viper#dire crowley#my art#yuu
636 notes
·
View notes
Text
!!
GUYS I just watched the first episode of BBC Sherlock and oh. fuck.
Did they just-- I mean, canonically-- because they're-- but they actually said the words "do you have a boyfriend then"-- and nobody even-- in the books they were so-- but all the other versions-- what in the world-- guys--
jane.exe has broken.
Please tell me they kiss.
❤️ Jane
#bbc sherlock#sherlock holmes#sherlock#johnlock#john x sherlock#watson x sherlock#theyre gay#even arthur conan doyle knew it im reading the book#that guy spends way too much time talking about how amazing sherlock is for that book to be gay#seriously#yay
542 notes
·
View notes
Text
daniel, being the one and only fledgling of a 500-year-old vampire who is now the most divorced anyone has ever been, using his crazy mind powers to figure out if the guy interviewing him on local news and denigrating his career actually read his book
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#he's gotta know how seriously to take the criticism#HE DIDN'T READ THE BOOK LET EVERYONE KNOW HE'S A HACK#daniel molloy#armand the vampire
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
You’re telling me a scum saved this villain
#svsss fanart#mxtx svsss#svsss shen qingqiu#shen qingqiu#svsss luo binghe#luo binghe#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#pies occasionally draws!!#scumbag self saving system#just finished book 2 yesterday and I’m gonna read book 3 today#genuine crack treated seriously#will the twitter transgender joke land with tumblr LETS SEE#drew this while suffering through cramps#take all my pain away and give it to Shen qingqiu please!#pie art
785 notes
·
View notes
Text
You ever think about how Stan must've read about Ford's "Muse" and had to come to the realisation that his brother wasn't talking about a pretty lady but
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MURDEROUS TRIANGLE
#you think he had a moment where he realised his brother had a situationship with a triangle#i think he did#i think he hated it and simultaneously planned to tease and bully him for it#but seriously#imagine reading your brothers journal about this amazing and clever muse only to find out its a 2D shaped monster thats eye is also its mou#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#pines twins#dipper pines#mabel pines#bill cipher#billford#book of bill#cretin screeches put it down
916 notes
·
View notes
Note
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS BOOK
I KNEW IT WOULD BE TUMBLR WHERE I FOUND IT
what's (one of, if you can't pick one) your favorite underappreciated ya book or series?
man, this is a tough one. for classics i would say the wildwood trilogy bc it kind of feels like a twisted, ruined fever dream (and its being turned into a stop motion movie, from what i hear! wow!)
for something ive read more recently, the riverman trilogy. damn this one hurts. it is stories of a disappearance and a land called aquavania and greed for more, more, more, rainbow souls sucked through a straw and riverman, riverman, blood to ice, friends to enemies and fireworks and guns and shaking twelve year old hands and a girl named fiona and a boy named alistair, and a confused love and a frog shaped rock and an accident and water floating in the middle of nowhere, code and tape and a cassette and a forever unfinished biography, bookmarked the end too soon. anyway i am totally normal about this totally for sure /j
#not a dream#the riverman#I'm going to get my hands on my own copy of this book soon if it kills me#seriously read this book
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
find yourself a partner who loves you as much as percy jackson loves annabeth chase (difficulty level: impossible)
#no but seriously#percabeth is the dream#the life goal:#percy jackson#percabeth#pjo#annabeth chase#percy and annabeth#annabeth and percy#percy x annabeth#annabeth pjo#percyjackson#percy jackson series#rrverse#books#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#‧₊˚{💭} ⋆。˚˗ val talks ✩ ₊˚ ⊹#✩°。⋆⸜ {🗒}✮ val’s reading rambles *・῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦
560 notes
·
View notes
Text
It is funny to me how Harry Potter is literally the main character, yet people tend to go like he didn't suffer that much or he wasn't "abused"; Like, how can one misunderstand the literal main character of the damn franchise?
He wasn't abused; yes okay. He absolutely did not grow up inside a cupboard; the tiny place that is mostly reserved for brooms or cleaning supply. He absolutely was not treated inferior to the other child who lived in the same house. He was totally was not treated like a "freak" or a "stain" that his family was ashamed off. He grew up inside a cupboard while there was a literal unused bed in the same house. And you want to know what that screamed to a child, a baby — who slept inside a cupboard while there being a perfectly usable room right there? You are worth nothing and we don't love you and we are ashamed of what you are.
He wasn't starved, or at least he was fed; Yeah, no. We see it from the first book. How Vernon was no food for you and in the cupboard you go — and by the looks of it, that was like his most common punishment. And then, in the second book — you practically see it happen. He was locked, inside a room with only a can of soup that he shared with Hedwig. Now, tell me what it would do to a child — to be given food through a cat flap, and fun fact? Harry got to eat less than people on war rations; in short? He was starved, yes.
He wasn't abused physically so it's not abuse; As for people's thinks abuse isn't abuse until it's physical (which is inherently wrong because abuse isn't only physically, fyi); Harry has learned to dodge Vernon and he states that, very proudly when his uncle tries to grab him. He dodges a flying pan and states that fact, again very proudly as if it is the norm; do you know how heavy pans are? And do you know what would happen when one hits you? If you want an even clearer proof; Vernon Dursley strangles Harry in Ootp. There you go. Also, in the first book, we clearly see Vernon encouraging Dudley to hit Harry. Read between the lines and actually try to understand what that signifies.
And favourite part; When he wasn't treated like a prisoner, or a freak— he was their servant. And that is very much canonical. Tending Petunia's garden during summers and drinking from the water hose in the garden because of how hot it was? Having to wake up early so he can tend the kitchen and when he wasn't doing all that he is locked away. And it is all canon.
In conclusion, Harry— not only grew up to think that he was inhumane, undeserving of love, a freak that didn't even get to have his own bed because someone like him didn't deserve it, physically harmed enough times that he dodges them out of reflex and also the Dursleys' glorified servant; that is not even taking into account what Harry went through in Hogwarts. And after all that if someone tells me; this child, right here — didn't go through much then well, maybe read the books again?
#harry potter#this is a mess#but I'm just angry and sadly#this is just a#rant post#some people really need to read the books#harry potter deserves better#than these readers i swear#harry james potter#hjp#he doesn't deserve this slander#like seriously????#this is just me typing everything i remember; it's not really something i planned posting#but#i saw something and got pissed#sorry for the#rant#maybe one day ill write something more articulated#dursleys#can fuck off thanks#hp#golden trio era#harry potter meta#hp fandom
747 notes
·
View notes
Text
Rick made up for not having Percabeths pov in Blood of Olympus by giving us three new books of the celestial trio so I forgive him
#no but I was actually disappointed when I realized we weren’t getting Percy or Annabeth’s pov#especially bc they just came out of Tartarus#but Rick made up for it#more trio friendship#more percabeth#more percy pov#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#celestial trio#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#percabeth#hoo#leah sava jeffries#walker scobell#aryan simhadri#blood of olympus#house of hades#chalice of the gods#pjo books#wrath of the triple goddess#rick riordan#this is obviously a joke#don’t take it seriously#I didn’t just read hoo for percabeth
327 notes
·
View notes