#seriously pit madness is a bitch

[wakeup01]

Theft Of A Bro

Uffh. Yeah, that’s good. Just like I thought…tight. We’ll see how long that lasts. No need to talk bro, I know what you want to say. You’re sorry for reacting that way, that me being gay shouldn’t have changed anything. That you shouldn’t have used that slur, or called me a bitch.

Hindsight is 20/20 though, especially when you’re getting fucked by a bro who’s stealing your muscles. Dude, don’t look away. Look me in the eyes, I want you to watch your legs dangle hopelessly above you as I take your masculinity. Take the body you worked so hard for. And I want to see your expression when you begin to love it.

I can already see your arms deflating down there, becoming dainty twigs. You won’t be able to lift a thing with those. That’s okay bro, you can give that bulk to me. I’ll put it to good use. Fuck. See them balloon, so fucking good man. Rrrrww! My biceps feel so much stronger, check out these guns. Check out YOUR guns on my body. Haha. What? Come on bro, you can forgive me for a bit of flexing. Okay maybe a lot of flexing, but I can’t help it. You were always such a egocentric showoff - puffing out your chest like a territorial beast. A textbook, self obsessed fuckboy, now I understand why.

And just look at my expanding pecs. So fucking thick and juicy. Bouncing in time with my th—thrusts! Those used to be yours. You always hated how guys used to eye them up, but now you’ll be the one salivating at them. No need to try and deny it my dude, soon enough your body will have new…needs. Wow bro, you’re already looking real flat down there. Those endless hours spent at the gym to boost your fragile ego, only for me to steal it within seconds. All that definition just fading into your tiny, slimming stomach. Those grab-able hips. Fuck, me on the other hand, I’ve never felt stronger. You could break rocks on here! I’ll take good care of these abs, they look better on me anyway.

Aww, your square jaw is rounding out to a cute little pouty face. Squirm all you want. You look so adorable when trying to seem angry bro. Hard to take you seriously when you’re blushing so intensely. You did always tease my boyish features and now my head is like chiselled marble. And you? That button nose and those freckles, guys are just gonna love you. Say goodbye to being a manly jock. Hello twinky boitoi! I think your waist is now thinner than your girlfriend… or is that ex girlfriend now? That’s a body designed to be fucked brah. So just let me fuck it. Take it like a BITCH! Like the BITCH you thought I was.

Uff. I can feel my cock expanding inside you. The veins pulsing, flowing with blood. Can you feel it too bitch? Yeah, by your expression I know you can. Stretching your hole wide, filling you to the limit. Feels good, doesn’t it. Don’t look now but your dick is shrinking. I’m stealing all that length, all that girth; pushing mine deeper and deeper inside you. Pounding that prostate. There you go. A tiny nub. My churning balls are dropping lower and swelling as yours shrivel up. Mmmff. Fuck that’s sick bro.

Yeah, it’s okay to moan. Your breathy voice getting higher and higher, as mine gets deeper. Don’t be embarrassed. It’s normal for slutty bitches in heat like you. It’s in your nature. Especially when in the presence of an alpha god like me. Whew, my pits are sweating like mad, just smell that intense musk. Smells just like you used to, bet that fact makes you real hard. Smelling your scent dripping from another man as it’s stolen from you.. Sniff and moan. Sniff, moan and give everything to me.

Holy shit, even your skinny legs are hairless now bro. Just like the rest of your smooth, svelte physique. How does it feel? How does it feel to be the ideal gay bottom slut, the very thing you abhorred.

Why so quiet broski? Oh that’s right, we’re trading that pigheaded ego for an eagerness to please. You had enough confidence to share, so I’m taking it. Taking all of it. Fuck. Yes. Your outspoken nature is draining into me, leaving a timid little mouse in it’s place. A stark difference from that rude, puffed-up dick you prided yourself on being. Even now I bet part of you wants to talk back, be a brat. Hm, but that shy smile betrays what you really are. A well behaved boy who knows his manners. Isn’t that fucking right? Heh, good boy.

Look at me and see what you used to be. Marvel at me, marvel at what you’ve lost. Starstruck at your own well deserved comeuppance. Feel your nub twitch at the sight of the perfect man fucking your jock-hood into nothingness. That strength being sapped away. It makes you feel so small and weak. But you can’t tear your eyes away.

Your head? Sorry bro, I got bored of being the dumb one, so yeah, I’m taking your smarts too. Even if you did waste it and let your cock make most of the decisions. Maybe if you hadn’t held it over me, looked down at me. Well…who’s looking down now? Don’t worry, being air-headed has it’s benefits. That empty look in your eyes, the open drooling mouth. Blissful ignorance. The cute way you’ll get confused at the simplest of things. The ‘ummms’ and ‘huhs’ as you bite your lip and push out your rear. Talking like the complete basic bitch gay you once hated. The constant state of mind melting hornyiness. Dumb as a rock. A complete ditz. You’ll get by doing ‘favours’.

I’m not a jackass though. Not like you were. It’s only fair you get something of mine bro, you can have what’s left of my body fat. Unf. Straight to your rear. Let it plump up your butt to a perfect round bubble. A wobbly shelf. A big bouncy booty. Woof. Yeah just like that. The perfect entrance to your endlessly usable fuck hole. Damn, it’s tight. Let’s conquer it.

Bruh, your masculinity is truly delicious, surrender the rest up to me. To my new hulking, godlike form. Purge every trace of manliness from your puny effeminate body with abject glee. Lisp, smile and giggle like a silly little girl. Like the Femboy you were destined to become.

Like a BITCH.

Say again? Bthweed? Oh, you want me to BREED you. Way ahead of you bro. When I cum with my monster cock, your pretty little head will become stuffed with thick, cummy cotton candy. And bro, it’s never gonna clear up again. I have a new adorable outfit already picked out for you. Thigh high socks, booty shorts, a tiny thong and a nice thick collar with your name on the tag. BITCH.

I’m gonna enjoy parading you out in front of all our fraternity bros. You’ll pretend to be all timid and ashamed but I’ll know you’re actually loving the sense of humiliation. Loving your new place as my emasculated gay fucktoy. If you beg enough I might even let the rest of the frat borrow you. I’ll be sure to let ‘your’ girl know that you were a good hole after being passed around. Maybe she’ll even give you tips, you’ll be besties in no time.

Hm? That’s ‘thank you sir’ to you. That’s better. Let’s be clear, we’re not ‘bros’ anymore. I’m a fuckmachine and you’re a glorified fleshlight. We need to make sure you don’t forget your role. A simple tag will suffice. I’ll even let you choose where your ‘BITCH’ tattoo goes. Forehead or rear, it’s up to you. Yeah boi, I think it’ll look good there too.

Now open wide BITCH and be ready to swallow. I’m about to fucking blow.

———-

Whew! That was a good fuck. Clean up boy, the other bros will be here soon and I…woah. Damn, I feel lightheaded. It’s like my brain is overstuffed. With…stuff. And my cock, uughhh. It won’t soften. Maybe I took a bit too much from you, but fuck, I couldn’t help myself. You deserved it after all. But bruh, I need to lift! Huhuh! Oh shit. I don’t want to be exactly like you were! But dude. Like bruh! My head! Gotta lift! Gotta flex! Gotta get to the gym and be the blockheaded fuckboy muscle jock this body deserves!

Pass me your old jockstrap, yerhh, my huge cock gonna do the thinking for the both of us brooo!

[sainns]

UNTIL I OPENED MY EYES.

𝓢. ㅤㅤwhy did it take you so long to realize that this isn't healthy?

NRKㅤ✶ ㅤ (⠀femreader⠀) . . . toxic situationship!riki, riki is toxic obviously, implications of lovebombing, bittersweet ending imo, no part two.ㅤ1374 words

you always thought that you had a bit more respect for yourself before you got together with riki. maybe it was your fault; you’d never set explicit boundaries or gotten mad at him for anything that he’s done, instead brushing it off as him not being fully ready for a relationship yet.

and that was okay with you, you could understand why he didn’t want to date you. you were content with the small affections he would give you when you were alone, simply ignoring every red flag, no matter how bright they were.

you let him treat you poorly simply because you’ve liked the boy for almost as long as you’ve known him. it was easy to forget about him pretending to not know you in public when he would bring you your favorite foods on days when you were stressed. it was too easy to forget about him only messaging you at atrocious hours of the night when he would watch your favorite shows just so you could talk about it together for hours.

you were fine until you found yourself upset more often than not. all because of him and his actions towards you, it was embarrassing to say the least. the one friend you had told about riki was iroha, and she despised him (with good reason), she was always urging you to get out of this relationship, but you didn’t listen. 

eventually, though, you stopped enjoying the limited time that you actually spent together because it somehow always ended up in an argument, him storming out and you ending up alone like you always were when it came to being with him.

“you can’t seriously be mad at me right now. you’re making a big deal out of nothing,” he scoffs, running a hand through his messy hair.

you're used to this. you're always the dramatic one, everything you do is wrong. he's never wrong and if you so much as imply that he is then you're the bad guy. you're just disregarding his feelings and being an awful person.

“i just – i don’t understand why you would do that. it’s like you’re actively trying to ruin my relationships with people,” you’re sitting on your couch as you watch riki pacing in front of you. he stops when you speak, furrowing his eyebrows as he turns his head to look at you.

you can feel a pit form in your stomach.

“i didn’t know you were in a ‘relationship’ with him,”

“it's not like that, he’s just my friend, ki,”

he hums, nodding his head, “uh huh,” he stares you down. it feels uncomfortable, it’s like he’s trying to think of the worst thing he could possibly say to you, “you don’t treat him like a friend. you’re around him all the time, god. you’re, like, almost as clingy with him as you are with me. it’s weird,”

you resist the urge to scoff, knowing that he’ll only use it against you — “wow, so i can’t say what i feel now? you’re just gonna be a bitch about it?” — like he always does. 

you guess you’re silent for too long because he mumbles something under his breath, you aren’t sure what, and he speaks to you once again, “yn, seriously. what’s your fucking problem?”

“what’s your problem? you’ve been really mean to me lately,”

“whatever, dude. if i’m so mean then i’ll just leave,”

you don’t bother trying to stop him as he grabs his stuff angrily. he slips his shoes on and his hoodie that was sitting next to you before he took it. you watch him intently, taking note of the crease between his eyebrows and his darkened eyes. you know what he looks like when he’s mad and this isn’t it, you don’t know what he’s feeling right now. 

in all honestly, you don’t know anything about him. this whole thing was superficial; you like him but he doesn’t like you. he only likes the attention you give him, the way that you’ll drop everything just for the chance to be in his presence. it boosts his ego and it hurts yours.

iroha told you, she warned you multiple times that the longer you stayed with him the worse it was going to get, but you crave his attention. no matter how hard you tried to stop, you just couldn’t do it. not when he would text you saying that he missed your voice, that he missed hanging out with you.

maybe there’s something wrong with you. realistically, you know that there isn’t, that this isn’t totally your fault, but it truly felt like it was. why doesn’t he like you the way that you like him? what is so wrong with you that he can’t like you back? he used to compliment you all the time in the beginning, he told you everything a girl wants to hear from the boy she likes, but eventually he stopped. maybe it’s because he realized that he already had you hooked, he didn’t need to put in all that ‘extra’ work.

it’s only been seven months since you and him started whatever this is, and it’s been three months of you feeling the most unwanted you’ve ever felt in your life. you can’t believe it’s taken ninety days for you to realize that maybe it isn’t worth it. it never was.

“text me when you fix your shit, alright?” you’re broken out of your thoughts when you hear his voice again. you focus on his figure, staring at him. he wasn’t worth all of this pain, as dramatic as that sounds. you could easily find somebody else, somebody who actually cared about you.

“i don’t want to text you. i don’t want to do this with you anymore,”

you can tell your words surprise him. his eyes widen briefly and you can see him flinch slightly, as if the mere thought of you breaking it off is hurting him. sure, you’ve tried ending things before but this is the first time you’ve sounded so sure of it. this time you really weren’t going to text him, you weren’t going to call him, and you weren’t going to beg for his attention.

“seriously?” his voice is the softest you’ve ever heard it and it almost makes you change your mind, but you don’t.

“yeah,”

he walks back towards you, cautiously, like he’s afraid you’re going to do something to him if he gets too close. once he sees that you aren’t going to hit and scream at him, he kneels down in front of you, his hands resting on your thighs.

“baby, this isn’t even a big fight, what do you mean? are you for real dumping me?”

you laugh bitterly, pushing his hands off of you, “i can’t dump you if we weren’t ever dating, riki,”

“you know what i mean, yn,” you can hear the annoyance creeping into his voice, the sweet and vulnerable tone from earlier disappearing as quickly as it came. this solidified everything for you; no matter how nice he pretends to be, he will never treat you right. his mood changes every time your mouth opens, every time you try arguing your side. he isn’t healthy for you.

“just leave already. i don’t want to do this, i’m serious,” you push him back gently, making enough room for you to stand and walk over to the door, pulling it open, “please, just go. you never had a problem with it before,”

he stares at you for a brief moment, not even having the decency to make eye contact with you as he says, “you’re being fucking dramatic, but fine. don’t text me when you realize you fucked up,” riki stands, finally leaving. he bumps his shoulder against yours when he exits, pulling the door out of your grasp just so he can slam it shut. 

you blink, scrunching your nose up at his display of pure immaturity. despite that ending though, you can practically feel all of the tension leaving your body. you feel like you can finally breath again. you’re glad you finally opened your eyes, that you got out of the lovesick haze he had you trapped in for so long.

[vulnonapix1234]

The lack of cursed Tim Drake stories/aus is honestly unbelievable.

He grew up in a house full of Archeological findings, mostly alone without any adult supervision.

Anyway. I have one that isn't as angsty as it could be, in which he doesn't get cursed out of maliciously, but because of kindness.

The curse was held in a wolf statue and gifted him the ability to turn into one. But only if his emotions get out of hand. Be it happiness, fear, or anger.

So he trained himself to control his emotions, as his wolf side was quite handy for his bird-watching hobby.

(He also ends up with quite the resting bitch face because of this. It also helped him a lot as Robin)

But he also needs to shift from time to time or else he'll get... a bit irrational.

Then he becomes Robin and Bruce, the best detective in the world, has no idea about his true nature.

The only people that know are Alfred, Cass, and Jason.

Alfred found out on one of his "check ins" With Tim. He used to visit him daily with an nice lunch packet to make sure he was alright and the first time he did, Tim was so surprised that he spawned tail and puppy ears.

Cass is his cuddle buddy. They are like siblings and love each other. Tim is also aware that someone must know. For case of emergency.

Jason wanted to cripple his replacement and got body checked by an overgrown puppy. Like Tim got so happy that his packmate was still alive that he couldn't control himself. The shook was enough to snap him out of the pit madness

(Jason: does dad know?

Tim: dad?

Jason: I meant Bruce.

Tim: ew. That's my boss.)

The rest of the batfamily doesn't know, but is still influenced by his ferral wild side.

Mostly Damian. Because Tim can't take this tiny Puppy seriously. He is a baby and part of his Pack. Tim also doesn't get that he is trying to murder him. He seriously thinks that Damian is initiating play fights and he, as a good big brother, indulges in it. These playfights are actually pretty good for Damian.

It helps with his murderous tendencies and it became more playing than fighting quickly.

These Play Fights help a lot with stress and anxiety for the both of them.

Dick isn't aware that they are playing. He seriously thinks that they dislike each other as if Tim wouldn't pull Damian into Bruces' bed whenever they had a bad patrol.

Also, his relationship with dick is a lot more open.

He gets that he sounded like a lunatic. He understands that Damian is the new pack puppy that needs to be watched 24/7.

But he also knows that his big brother loves him a lot and that he gives the best hugs. He loves him with all his heart and trusts him with his life.

Tim is protective of Duke. He is still new to the pack and the villigate life. That he patrols all alone gives him a lot of anxiety and he often follows him in wolf form. Duke thinks that he is a lost stray and always has some jerky for him.

The only person that Tim has a bit of a problem is Bruce. Because he is eternally torn between "this is a work relationship and he is my boss" and "Papa who gives me loving head pats". It's a real struggle for him.

[ghost-bxrd]

ok you said go wild and i will fully embrace that. i wanted to brainstorm about this idea I had and had also posted but like in a sentence, when it’s more of an outline. it’s of a robin!tim that can sense dead people so when the red hood makes his debut he’s naturally curious and tim follows him around and jason obviously realizes, holds up a knife to his throat and startles when tim asks “how are you here” with just no regards for his own safety and genuine curiosity?? literally not knowing he’s jason but jason stops and goes “you know who I am?” and tim whispers “I know you died” and jason coils back because that is as much confirmation as he needs cue panic because the kid knows surely then the bat knows too and that just won’t do, so in his panic he ends up kidnapping the kid and taking him to his safehouse where he keeps pacing because jason needs answers and he refuses to get them torturing the kid (because fucking kid had gone out looking for him despite knowing the red hood had it out of his head, did this kid even have any self preservation skills? he didn’t even seemed fazed jason’s back??which wow, hurt not gonna lie) then when tim wakes up because jason knocked him unconscious the reveal happens and Tim is so shocked that Jason is shocked because bitch I thought you knew!!! what how the fuck would I know!! chaos ensues but then jason abruptly realizes this is great! his plans did not derail *looks at timbo munching his food and watching indiana jones* his plan with the bat he means

Jason, sitting in a room with all his plans on fire: This is fine :’D

No but seriously, I LOVE a Tim with the self preservation instinct of a wet paper towel. He’s a competent teen vigilante, but where it concerns the Bats (and especially his hero, Jason) he’s an absolute human disaster.

Ok but first of all we need to talk a bit more thoroughly about “sensing the dead” thing. Dead as in ghosts? Or dead as in— murder victims and such. Either would apply to Jason if we go with a “Death clings to people who’ve seen beyond the veil” scenario, but Tim’s thoughts would differ vastly upon first meeting the Red Hood.

And Jason, poor Jason, the Pit Madness didn’t stand a chance faced with what is essentially a toddler looking at him with wide and curious eyes, so damn trusting despite that knife to his throat, and he’s just losing his mind because he could have slit Tim’s throat and nobody would have found out until it was too late. What if Jason had been literally anybody else? The kid would have died.

Obviously this Robin can’t be trusted to keep himself safe/alive, that means Jason has to do it for him. Easy. He can do this. It’s cool. Jason is freaking the fuck out.

Tim, upon realizing that the Red Hood is Jason, promptly goes from mildly alarmed over his kidnapping to ✨starstruck✨ and steadfastly refuses to leave Jason’s safehouse unless Jason agrees to come back to the manor. No, he doesn’t care about the multitude of death threats (he totally calls the bluff from the get go).

Jason promptly decides to make the best out of a shitty situation and pretends to be an evil kidnapper and just— keeps dangling the baby bird over Bruce and Dick’s head, slipping them concerning photos (Tim wasn’t exactly happy about the “hostage photo shooting session” but he agreed after Jason promised to make him his special coffee flavored cake) and telling them he’s torturing their Robin with a crowbar (because Jason is a drama queen).

And you know what else would be funny? If, after a few days, Tim slips out to go on patrol with Jason. He completely ignores Bruce and/or Dick when the call out to him and actively helps Hood with his crime stuff (while also sneakily forcing Hood to cut down on the killing by about— 80-90%).

Bruce and Dick are fairly convinced they’re looking at a brainwashing situation.

[elliespassagerprincess]

Douchebag Ellie supremacy!

Headcannons: douchebag!ellie x reader

☆ Douchebag Ellie who was the most hated girl on campus because she was literally a bitch.

☆ Douchebag Ellie was in the same class as you and who treated you like shit.

“I thought you were smart dude, I got higher than you”

☆ Douchebag Ellie who would yawn loudly as you try and present. Or she would literally just make random noises. She was trying to get under your skin.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who would boo every time your lecturer asked you to answer a question.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who bumps into you on purpose, making you drop your books and then she walks away laughing.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who would insult you on a daily basis, when in reality she was looking for ways to talk to you.

“You look fucking disgusting”

“you’re seriously going to wear that?”

“No wonder your ex cheated on you”

☆ Douchebag Ellie who thrives off the attention you give her when you yell at her. Or when you tell her to fuck off.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who sits directly behind you and throws notes at you and who thinks it’s funny when you flip her off.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who gets defensive when her friends say she has a crush on you.

“Dude you’re literally fucking in love with her! You already act like a dick in general but you act like a bigger one around her”

“Shut the fuck up Jesse, this is why Dina left you”

☆ Douchebag Ellie who watches you smile with other people but when it comes to her you walk past her. And as much as she likes to pretend it didn’t make her feeling anything, she felting something. It hurt.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who feels a pit grow in her stomach when she saw you walking hand in hand with another girl.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who knows it’s not normal to get jealous when you see someone you know walking with someone else.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who realizes she’s in love with you and that she’s fucked.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who becomes worse after that. Harsher insults and snarkier comments.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who’s mad at herself for not talking to you sooner.

“Dude it’s my fault” Ellie sighed one afternoon.

“if you weren’t such a pussy maybe you could talk to her and ask her out” Jesse spoke as he tried comforting his friend.

“she was so rude to that poor girl; I don’t even think she stood a chance” Dina added

☆ Douchebag Ellie who grew quiet and less bitchy.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who stopped making fun of you and completely distanced herself.

“Ellie are you ok?” her eyes snapped open she was met with the girl she was so deeply in love with.

“why do you fucking care?” Ellie snapped.

“I don’t” you answered. “it’s just you didn’t call me stupid of failing my test”

“well you aren’t stupid” Ellie muttered

“what?” You asked “I didn’t hear you”

“Nothing” Ellie muttered.

Ellie brought her hand up to her face as she rubbed her eyes and she let out a sigh. “Look- can I ask you something?” Ellie hesitantly asked.

“sure”

if I- if I wasn’t such a bitch would you like me? Like- you know.. like like me?” Ellie looked at you sheepishly.

“who says I don’t already?” Ellie started at you with wide eyes as you just winked at her,

“see in class Williams!” you said as you walked away

☆ Douchebag Ellie who got hope that she did actually have a change with you.

☆ Douchebag Ellie who made it her mission to make you hers from that day on.

[astronomical-bagel]

yo mutual i love ur tags fr because like u took the words right of my mouth i was so baffled how ppl would side with one more than the other because the autism pvp felt so real to me that i related to Both of them rlly a lot like. So much so it has cemented itself as rlly one of my fave scenes ever because it was a Step up for growth like that fight made them both better people . and it makes me mad ppl belittle toshiros experiences and like ignore his autism for the sake of pitting two bad bitches against each other Good Lord. The Nuance. There is Nuance. and ppl who ignore it just feels so personal to me as an autistic asian person who's been told that there's no way they're not "normal" like ive not been masking and not even like That well either.

Toshiro to me is like a similar vibe of Autism to Mob aka Shigeo Kageyama MP100 where he represses so much of his true feelings and opinions and emotions that he will just blow up one day (validly!!!) !!! like. let him be autistic in peace. not everything has to be a moral failure and not everything has to revolve around Laios just because hes the main character of Dunmeshi. Like they were both so relatable it hurts me...

not me spelling empathized as emphasized lmao

but yeah anyways I really interpret the shuro and laios conflict as just two autistic people who just don’t mesh naturally? At the very least, it’s a complication between two people with very different cultures.

Both laios and toshiro are people who don’t exactly fit in. On shuro’s side, the source of his ‘otherness’ is a little redirected (is that the word?) because his status and nationality already set him apart on the island, but even back home he was reserved and didn’t socialize well. He struggles to connect with others and has a hard time being sincere!!! the argument between him and laios isn’t an evil neurotypical vs blorbo autistic, it’s conflict-avoidant autistic vs social cue blind autistic!

There isn’t really a right or wrong side here, Shuro tried communicating in the way he knew how, but he and laios just simply don’t understand each other’s languages. Their fight is a reset for the both of them; now they each know a vital fact about each other! Laios knows that Shuro has a hard time verbalizing discomfort, and shuro now knows that Laios needs to be told things to understand them. Now they can both find a middle ground and properly compromise between their two opposites.

and it’s important to note that if laios did know he was making shuro uncomfortable, he would stop as best as he knew how, all the way. This guy takes boundaries seriously, as long as there are clear lines to what those boundaries are. And he’s attentive to other’s needs! (See: him and chilchucks friendship. They understand each other very well, I could write a whole meta on it)

Now that he and shuro are seeing eye to eye, their friendship can now progress in a healthier fashion! This fight isn’t the end of the world. (Honestly having a fist fight is like third base to me but we won’t speak of that) Toshiro isn’t evil, he’s just a really cool foil to Laios, and their disagreement serves to establish important parts of their characters and to progress both their character arcs 👍

[tortellini-time]

My dnd campaign dashboard simulator

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Tbh i think people who think calinox is problematic really need to step away and being so toxic in the fanbase, adventuring has a very involved history and its really disrespectful to imply that :/

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bestie he dissolved people

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Hurtful thing to say but I’d expect nothing more from a WOSHA supporter :////

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GIRL YOU MEAN THE SAFETY REGULATIONS?

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Sorry for posting so much about Hornsblade family conspiracies lately. It turns out that I was getting mold poisoning from mire? Anyway I moved apartments and im good now. Check your walls y'all

#glad to move on from this fandom yall are TOXIC lmaoooo

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RIP hepia you would have loved moon arson

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HERITAGE POST

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How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 4180’s lmao

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People who go to taras as tourists are so cringe :/

#Like thats a god's domain, you cant go just for the shops

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I missed my wizardry test yesterday! :[[[[ Going to try to go back in time and retake it wish me luck! <333

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taras

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UGHHHH my boss is the WORSTTTT, i got eldritch madness from looking at the moon and hes not even giving me sick leave

#i hate it here

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deities and gods - FINAL

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Of course these are the finalists lmao this website doesnt take anything seriously, i wish people would stop voting for these two just because of the memes and vote for one that actually does something like the mother of monsters

🤡 chaosforthebit Follow

Uhh dude erky timbers literally the god of dumb memes, idk what you were expecting #erkysweep

🐬 seasideloser Follow

I love the implication here that people still would have voted for the mother of monsters when she literally tried to fill several towns with bugbears 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

🍓 sapphicforthemoon Follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#why’d you have to pit two bad bitches against each otherr #anyways voting steve for my pet mimic

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Dot stans are literally so annoying. like her music is ok at best

🎸 radiohater

rip to this fallen solider o7

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⭐️ tryingmybest

Hi guys sorry I haven’t been posting lately got teleported to the benthic plane through a magic rift 💀 hoping to get my fic updated next week anyways :-) wish me luck lol

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@alaskannymph @cyclicalaberration @robot-aliens @mothecho @sweetnsourhearts

[sonicasura]

My goodness, would the Ink Demon hate Shockwave. He'd remind him of the Keepers, especially with how emotionless he is and what he does. Shockwave would be the only bot to really unnerve him, considering the trauma he faced at the hands of Wilson and his Keepers. He'd also probably despise Starscream, considering how he kinda sounds and acts like him too. (Seriously, Wilson kinda gives Starscream vibes.) Both are also on his shit list.

Another bot that reminds me of a Bendy character would be Bumblebee, who reminds me of toon Bendy. Optimus can kinda be compared with Henry. Airachnid would most definitely remind the Ink Demon of Alice, so she'd also be on his shit list. Ink Demon and Arcee bond over the shared hatred of the spider, lmao.

Bendy absolutely loathed Shockwave even more than the Keepers. He can at least manipulate them to some degree unlike Shockers who wants to dissect the Ink Demon. The mad scientist's interest in Bendy is as bad as his obsession with Predacons. Even moreso when he's shown footage of his 'Assimilation' ability on the bots or Raf.

Starscream is a 'spineless Wilson' in Bendy's opinion but still on the shit list. The Ink Demon tends to wind up joining missions from time to time. His reasoning being either restless or blow off some team when he actually cares for the group. (Man is a tsundere I tell you what. He would also state it weirdly like 'Optimus, don't make me drag you into the inky pits to keep you alive.')

Bendy encounters the other Decepticons due to this so it is no surprise he loathes Airachnid. Considering his throne in BATIM had Alice Angel halos on it, then he absolutely tore off a piece of the spider bitch for himself as a sick irony. You should see them play Cards Against Humanity from the wild shit they negatively make about her.

Bendy does see that innocence Bumblebee shares with his character's original portrayal. You can say both were at each other's in the beginning since not only was it a sore spot but he was genuinely paranoid about being replaced. Optimus is a somber reminder of the real man he would truly never meet.

The Henry in the Ink Machine may be identical but he isn't the original. Joey's repeated narrative pretty much wreck any chance of a normal talk. Optimus is like if Henry lost his compassion for his hobbies. The man tries to relax but whatever nonsense about how a leader should act holds Prime back.

Bendy often takes Optimus stuff or interrupts with a simple request so the mech doesn't fully kill what remains of his true self.

[intern-seraph]

Aough I've got Malleyuu on the brain again (shocker) and I desperately want to brainrot about a new fic idea but it just ain't coming 😔 You're kind of like, the only Malleyuu author I know (there's def more but my memory is shit agjdhdjdhd) and am brave enough to talk to so:

Thoughts on an Enemies to Lovers Malleyuu fic/au? Any ideas on how it could go? I've been desperately wracking my brain for any fun ideas bcs it sounds like it could be really fun to think abt but it just ain't comin 😔

Every time I try to imagine it though, it has a sort of superhero/supervillain setting so that's something I guess???

Sorry for hopping into ur ask box again. Malleyuu is making me feel not normal to the point of being uncharacteristically social agsjhsjdbdj

-Matcha (twstjam)

do not apologize i very much so enjoy seeing asks!!!!

first thoughts: in an au that follows the canon setting and general plot, i can see it happening in a malleo kinda way if that makes sense? malleus is the kinda guy who immediately jumps to "i should just incinerate them :)" as an immediate solution to people who irritate him enough lol (remember twisted halloween when he was like "LILIA LET ME GO I NEED TO BURN THEM RIGHT NOW"? top ten malleus moments.)

anyways my point here is i can see it as an academic rivals kinda enemies to lovers where yuu carries the brunt of the negative vibes — at least, if this is still a scenario where mal is One Of The Top Five Mages In The World levels of powerful as he is in canon and yuu is still some kind of Relatively Powerless Person. yuu might be trying to compensate for their lack of magical ability by getting the best damn grades possible, and they feel threatened by malleus being... malleus. like, "how come YOU were born with so much magic but I'M incapable of even riding a broom? bitch." and mal has this bad habit of coming off as really smug and condescending even if he's not, so you've got this great clash between someone who's determined to hate the other person who keeps unintentionally feeding into that hate. ofc, he does find their attitude to be pretty annoying sometimes, but mainly he thinks it's rather funny and charming that they've got the guts to be so openly hostile. and they are soooo mad that he isn't taking their declaration of academic war as seriously as they are! who does he think he is?! perhaps in their quest to make him view them as a serious threat, they start spending more time with him, trying to figure out how to get under his skin, and slowly... he starts to grow on them. and he starts taking them more seriously, just not in such a hostile manner.

i could also see it with yuu being the prince/ss/x of another kingdom and they just do not vibe with malleus at first and the feelings? they are sooo mutual. but they have to interact cordially in order to not, like, pit BV and yuu's kingdom against each other. no matter how much malleus can get away with, he definitely would not be able to scrape past a scandal like "crown prince of briar valley murders heir of neighboring kingdom in a fit of rage!" and also his grandma would kick his ass for it probably. bc of their stations, they have to interact relatively regularly, and they are CONSTANTLY butting heads. it's all very artfully hidden behind backhanded compliments and flowery language but they haaaaate each other. but eventually it starts going from "I Hate You" to "I Hate Your Stupid Hot Face" to "I Hate How Much I Wanna Kiss You Right Now" and neither of them wanna admit it bc malleus is prideful and stubborn and yuu is also very stubborn. cue shenanigans.

i'm not super into superhero/villain aus (i just don't think abt them that often lol) but i can totally see that also working! it's just not my thing so i can't think of many ideas for it

[beevean]

Trevor and Isaac as rivals

So, Hector and Isaac are the best rivals in Castlevania, they’re the Besties turned Worsties, we all know that. But a thought that can’t leave my mind is that, in an universe where Hector didn’t exist... Trevor would also work nearly perfectly? The Pachislot game pitted them together, and even gave Isaac a new weapon that would match the Vampire Killer:

And they got a badass fight scene in CoD that shows really well their different figthing styles:

Sure, Trevor doesn’t share the same history with Isaac in the same way Hector does, but still, they have more parallels than you might think.

Trevor killed Dracula and was the material cause of Isaac’s isolation and madness. Isaac should have seriously resented him more than he does in the game (unless you count the Stabbing scene as revenge lmao). This already would offer a tragicomical dynamic of “You took everything away from me!” “I don’t even know who you are”.

Both of them were exiled from society due to their powers and family origins. However, Trevor accepted the mission given by the Church, because no matter how he and his family were treated, he knew that he had to do what was right; Isaac was left so disillusioned by humanity, and got drilled into his head that he did not belong to the human world anyway, that he proudly served Dracula in his quest for genocide.

Trevor is a proud member of the Belmont clan, while Isaac shed his clan name after becoming a Devil Forgemaster, and has a complicated relationship with his only known relative Julia.

Trevor had close allies to help him in his quest, for which he’s grateful for; Isaac lost his one ally whose relationship with is ambiguous, but anyway he seems to be largely self-reliant, and he creates his own help with his hands.

Trevor is a natural born leader, charismatic and able to make different people stick together for a common goal; Isaac is a servant, who doesn’t want to think for himself and finds his natural place in being someone else’s tool. (in the middle stands Hector, who is proudly independent.)

Both Trevor and Isaac have signs on their skin given by Dracula and related to him: Trevor was scarred in their battle, Isaac got the Forgemaster crest tattoed on his back (we don’t know the nature of all his other tattoos, but I am sure that at least the crest was given by Dracula himself). Trevor did not ask for scars, but he shows them, and they mark him as a hero; one can see Isaac shedding his uniform in his madness as a way for him to display his blasphemous tattoos to the world, and his utter loyalty to Dracula.

Both of them are fiercely determined to their cause. They both even reluctantly acknowledge the fighting abilities of the other (less reluctantly in the Japanese version :P).

Both of them are arrogant, sassy bitches, with Trevor having one hell of a raised eyebrow expression and Isaac rolling his eyes to his heart’s content :P and they sure both love to talk lmao. The amount of attitude from both of them could not be contained in one room.

I actually believe that, in the right conditions, Trevor and Isaac would come to respect each other, in a “worthy rival” way. From this perspective, Trevor and Isaac really are opposites, while Hector stands at the halfway point, starting from the same place as Isaac but then moving closer to Trevor’s.

@the-crow-binary​​ you asked :P

[genlossneg]

OK OK so thoughts on Chronicle 0 is like . there's not ENOUGH information yet but the whole format of it is like "do you even WANT us to take this seriously?" because the whole thing of it being on Twitter of all places is like.. Really? You're going to look me dead in the eyes and tell me you thought Twitter was the best place to do this? Chronicles is implied to be a journal of someone (see, the comments of it being old and being a physical object the character has) So make it a journal! Do something similar to Enderwalk ARG! I cannot take Chronicle 0 seriously, because there's such a better, obvious format for it!

Chronicle 0 would probably work better on a video format, similar to Marble Hornets. Marble Hornets worked WONDERFULLY using that format, and I get the "oh I don't want to be seen as a copy of it" but consider there's a reason Marble Hornets is still so highly praised today. Or a fake journal entry, like Enderwalk!! Even a fake BLOG WEBSITE would probably work there's so many options please just don't stick to the two you're most comfortable with

Ranboo has even stated they want Chronicle 0 to be in a visual format. "but honestly if theres ever opportunity to put chronicle 0 into a visual format I really want to LMAO I have so many cool visuals in my mind for this thing"

Buddy then just do the visual format.

You expect me to take a horror series seriously when it's placed on TWITTER of all places, and all the main character is bitch around. I get all Ranboo's known is live video but please would it kill to learn how to work other media formats

Also the character Chronicles follows is such an ass like if I met them irl I think I'd hate them so much. Personal nitpick but they just seem so annoying. The way they begin some of their entries makes me like you're being serious right now? you typed that out and expected me to consider that as a serious part of your totally-serious horror series?

Idk it's just. There's so many different media formats, even little quick ones that you don't need to have any experience for. There's different pros and cons to each and every story fits a certain one. You can't just pick and choose because your story will fail if you choose the one you feel the most like doing. Anyways back to my pit until I get so mad I black out again and end up making another redesign concept of another gl character

fr even if it was like. a tumblr blog i would've believed it more. twitter is a horrific place in general. the character feels,, so rough

[radiant-reid]

adding on to the ticklish thing

he never ever everrr lets reader touch his feet. any part of them.

likewise, do not even attempt to go near his arm pits. yes this is my dog and yes he do bite bitch. he will END u.

reader has always thought like "i understand some ppl dont like things... but u dont like them like... normal people dont like them.... ur intense 😟 but its okay ily and respect ur opinion anyways" and then she finds out its bc those are his only ticklish spots and shes like "??? this whole time ?? this ENTIRE time.... youve been acting like this bc ur TICKLISH ??????? u could have told me !! 😡😡" (obvi shes not actually mad tho lol) and hes lile 🤷🏻‍♂️

lmao this is absolutely something he'd do, he's so protective of it and she thinks something is seriously wrong with him but it's just that he's really ticklish

[mamawasatesttube]

Your Titans Tower post is my exact sentiment lol. Fanon takes all the fun out of it and make it abusive by making Jason torture Tim and have stupid pit madness stuff in it when in reality it should be Jason being dragged for his stupid costume lol

yeah, i hear you!! personally i will never forgive fanon tim drake for being such a pathetic little pushover. this is so boring compared to tim "yeah you are beating me into the ground, HOWEVER i am still going to call you a punk bitch" drake. like, seriously. adult sized robin costume!! did he make it?? did he commission it?? did he find a cosplay company?? I WANT ANSWERS.

i will admit i haven't read enough jason-centric/jason solo stuff to have any SUPER strong opinions abt his whole deal in this era, but i also do think brushing aside any and all questionable actions as being ~pit madness~ is kinda boring/reductive. let the man do some fucked up shit!! for spice and flavor!!! (that said, i do enjoy an antihero jason with a slow burn arc of being domesticated back into the family as well, so, yknow. grey areas, nuance, etc etc.)

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS || KOHAKU OUKAWA 19

Containing spoilers for my stories

The day of the picnic.

MC: hihi!٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

Bee: oomaaeeee. ♡(> ਊ <)♡

Doll: ... (￢ ￢) hello.

Reaper: hi mc.(◍•ᴗ•◍)

Mad hatter: greetings. How many moth did you kidnapped/ surprised adopted so far? <(￣︶￣)>

Doll: seriously??? (￢ ￢)

MC: I don't see new one yet. (•ˇ3ˇ•) can't find any those days.

Bee: I'll help you look for one! (｡・//ε//・｡)

MC: ehhh? Really? (ʃƪ＾3＾） hanii is so nice~ I love you so much!!

You kiss bee cheeks earnings a bashful bee.

Bee: o-omae...!!! ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ I love you too!!

Reaper:... (• ▽ •;)

Doll: (￢ ￢;)

Mad hatter: it seems that were the third, fourth and fifth wheel isn't it? Ahahaha.

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MC: I made sweets for everyone! I hope you all like it.

Bee: *gasp. Omae! Y-you don't need too! ♡(> ਊ <)♡

Reaper: thank you.

Doll: (?・・)

Mad hatter: what's wrong doll-o?

Doll: mc can cook?

Reaper: can't your mc cook? (*꒪ヮ꒪*)??

Doll: Im pretty sure they cant. (˘･_･˘)

MC: ♡(ӦｖӦ｡) I can teach them.

Bee: (*μ_μ) w-what if they seduce you? I heard they are Casanovas!! Smooth talker! ヘ（。□°）ヘ

Doll:... (・_・;)

Reaper: pff-- c-can I laugh...?? (• ▽ •;)

Mad hatter: this is greatly amusing your scared your mc would be seduce by another mc? Instead of another kohaku? (｡◕‿◕｡)

Bee: i-i... ���👈 Don't need to be scared by other kohaku since I can copy your drips.(>0<；)

Doll:... (；^ω^）

Reaper: (◕દ◕)do you mean we're all about the drip and not the personality? (・–・;)ゞ

Mad hatter: ahahahaha. I still remember you made that as a reason when you choice me. My. (✿^‿^) How long was it been.

Bee: 😊 it's not like you all going to speak to MY mc long enough to determine the difference of our personalities. Isn't it?

Doll:... (?・・)σ Was this the other bee speaking or what. (；^ω^）

Reaper: (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;) bee? Or other bee?

Mad hatter: it's still bee. (◔‿◔)

MC: (ㆁωㆁ) it's dark fae hanii

Doll: why do you seems unfaze... (＠_＠;)

MC: hanii is hanii. Even so he act like that it's fine. (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。 I accept him and won't try to change him to something he don't like. (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)

*you kiss bee cheeks who blushes and try to clam but his face and ears all turn red unable to hide his redness.

Bee: o-omae!! ♡(> ਊ <)♡

Reaper: ooh. (^～^;)ゞ so your also problematic in the head like other mc and their based.

Bee:... (°ロ°) !

Bee(?): (`ー´) I'll kill you when omae eyes isn't looking you bitch.

Reaper: ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) ahm... MC. C-can you not leave... I don't want to be beaten up by your murderous husband!? ಥ╭╮ಥ

MC: okii. (ㆁωㆁ)I'll protect you Mr reaper. ╰(*´︶`*)╯

Doll: →_→ won't this mean you only going to dig yourself more into the pit?

Bee(?): ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ sleep with one eye open dead ass spring boy (눈_눈)

MC: Hanii it's bad to booly too much ok? ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) *Mwah. Forgot your anger. It's fine.

The kiss is super effective!!

Bee(?): (*´▽`*) ok.

Doll: what a simp. (￣、￣〃)

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[chargetheintruder]

You know, I was debating with myself on whether I should reblog this or not. Because I'm not sure people would understand or appreciate where I'm coming from on this. But I guess I can explain it. I don't watch television in my apartment. It's a habit of mine. I've cultivated it since childhood, when I had to stay the hell FOCUSED on getting through school, and AWAY from my abusive parents. Yeah, in spite of my low-key having hyperactive ADD and lots of other problems I didn't even have names for, back then. Point is, I find TV way too passive and spammy with commercials. You agree to give up way too much control with TV under good conditions. So that's the first of it. The second is that, as an adult . . . well, people know I have problems with depression, anxiety, and a few know I have some post-traumatic stress issues too. My point is, the state of Illinois, and the local city I live in, essentially considers me "damaged" and a "mope", which lumps me in with LOTS of people. Yes, for political and policy reasons people like me get lumped in with alcoholics and drug addicts, we get lumped in with ex-felons too in terms of some programs and services, and on a social level, yes, while this "lumping in" might make for cost-efficient policy, it also has its way of turning people into social outcasts. We have it about as bad as the homeless people do, but not quite as bad as people of color, in terms of having The Target On Our Backs.

So . . .yes, I've heard and had to put up with a lot of "crazy" in my life. People wanting to hang out with me and "be friends" because I keep it halfway together and stay rational while they're . . . spitting conspiracies and weirdness, and then looking at me funny when I mention real people's real kids being shot dead by cops. And yeah, I wasted some of my life, maybe 10 to 12 years ago, giving as good as I got, in terms of trolling and menacing those sorts online, on the internet. Digging into them for not having evidence, facts or figures. Exposing them for living in fairy-land and being delusional.

But here's the thing about that. This Union. America. The USA. It doesn't care if you're right or wrong. It only cares, under capitalism, if you're an obedient worker drone or not. If you work and make your own money, you're considered human. If you don't, you aren't. In the end, Thomas Piketty was right. We are largely a dictatorship by, of and for the money. And so I get lumped in with the worst of the worst, and most likely so do you, dear reader.

So I maybe set the bar a little bit low compared to most. I don't care if you call yourself a fascist or a Nazi. I don't care if you call yourself MAGA or QAnon. I don't care about the specifics of your brand of conspiracy or madness anymore. This is because my own society insists on dumping me in the same shit-pits you live in too.

But I do care when you guys kill people. And when you threaten to kill people. And when your pet Congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor Greene still gets to do her thing in Congress: being a threat to herself and others. I care when you want to militarize the police even MORE and make them even WORSE. I care when you want other people's children dead because I for one know what being OTHER means.

Seriously, do you guys really think a rich-bitch like a Trump, like ANY Trump ever, is going to have your back if they get to take over like Don-Jon threatens, still, from the courtroom? Are you even on this planet with us?

I'm sorry I went on so much. Point is, yeah, I'm in the semi-bad habit of asking, at least mentally, "Hold up, are you suicidal or homicidal?" first. Others have done it to me and mine for so long it's in my vocabulary now. So those are MY questions: Who are you here to kill, you, me, society? And where did you learn that ANY of this bullshit was acceptable?

[talking-revolver]

Maybe it's just my very liberal opinions on art in general talking, but a lot of the discourse about Death Grips fans lately reeks of "these people aren't enjoying this thing the way I enjoy this thing, and I'm mad about it"

Like, obviously throwing shit at performers on stage is never ok. That's an objectively shitty thing to do to people performing for your entertainment. Pissing in a mosh pit is also not cool, nobody wants to step in piss or be the one to clean it up. On the other hand, dressing up as a kid in a propeller hat harms nobody and is actually quite funny if you remove the elitist stick from your asshole.

I can promise you that lightening up and learning to meme on stuff you enjoy actually enhances the experience. Death Grips as a musical act has been extremely important to me as a queer outcast who loves weird art, but I also recognize the absurdist elements in their music. This is a group that created both incredibly powerful and poignant songs like "Beware" and "On GP", as well as the lyrical masterpiece that is "my favorite color is OH MY GOD BITCH", after all. It's not all super serious poetry all the time. If it was, it wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable.

The group themselves have described their music as a glorification of the feral, deep-consciousness level of thought, before the life gets stamped out of it by reason. Since when are those thoughts always deep or profound? And isn't that suppression of creative and unique thought what we're supposed to be fighting back against? Most of the time they are wild and directionless, or driven by the basest of animal instinct. That's why Exmilitary is so fucking good and will forever be peak Death Grips to me: that mixtape really exemplifies that idea.

I get that it can be frustrating when people don't take something important to you seriously, or interpret it "wrong", but the fact of the matter is that no matter how good something is, it's not going to resonate in the same ways, if at all, for everyone. Being gatekeepy about it doesn't help anyone and just makes you insufferable.

tl;dr - idk man, i just think it's ok to not take the things you love seriously all the time. if people are enjoying the same shit as me and having fun with it, that's all i really care about, and i enjoy what that brings to the table in terms of creativity and expression.

stay noided