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Gooseworx said on the glitchx stream there wasnât enough Dapper Jax. So here are my little doodles of Jax in a suit.
Damnnit⌠as if I couldnât fall for this man anymoreâŚ
Also for that middle one I apparently have forgotten all perspective and foreshortening techniques in my arsenal so I now formally apologize for the atrocity you all have see that is whatever the heck Jaxâs freaking arm is.
Ye.
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#tadc fanart#tadc jax#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus Jax#jax fanart#jax the rabbit#jax#dapper jax#sorry for the @#seriously i bet you get so many of these im sorry#jax in a suit#should i make more Jax drawings?#honestly im open to suggestions#this is fun#idk what else to tag#TwT
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Could you do headcanons for dating Shayne Topp from Smosh? Iâm kind of obsessed with him rn lol
shayne topp x reader headcanons
・âŕ¨ŕ§Ë masterlist ⢠smosh masterlist ⢠shayne x reader fic ・âŕ¨ŕ§Ë
a/n: ok, sorry this took so long and i hope you enjoy!! im kinda obsessed with him too ngl but shh 𤍠đ¤đđ
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dating shayne would includeâŚ
ok so like when you were a new member at smosh he was the first to show you the ropes as the sailors say
you became friends with all of the cast really quicklyÂ
and maybe developed a bit of a crush on shayneÂ
you and courtney hung out often and talked about itÂ
shayne immediately started liking you and constantly tried to impress youÂ
he was honestly so scared to ask you outÂ
but eventually he made the first move
everyone says that they all saw it way before you guys didÂ
like they placed bets on when youâd get together ian won
the man is a perfect boyfriendÂ
ever the gentleman
any time you even mention it being a little chilly heâll give you his jacketÂ
which definitely smells like his cologne tell me Iâm wrong
or put his arms around youÂ
he takes you out for picnicsÂ
and long walks where you just talkÂ
you and shayne read together too and itâs so cute
like imagine resting your head on this manâs chest just reading into the nightÂ
you and him and damien hang out all the time obviouslyÂ
so many game nightsÂ
he definitely got you a card once that said âyouâre my favorite pizza placeâ
he takes you on so many fun little adventures
posts about you constantly
he always tries to cheer you up whenever youâre upset by making you laughÂ
and it worksÂ
always rubbing circles on your backÂ
and EYE CONTACTÂ
like youâll look over and heâs just admiring youÂ
he thinks (and tells you) that youâre such a creative, talented personÂ
he definitely played music on the jukebox at a restaurant one time and insisted you dance with himÂ
much to your embarrassmentÂ
but you loved it
he actually loves it when you run your fingers through his hairÂ
you make each other laugh constantlyÂ
definitely calls you babeÂ
he said i love you for the first time on camera because it just slipped out
he then assured you afterwards that he really meant it
âi think Iâm falling in love with you y/nâ
your first time reading the bible (if you got that reference i love you) he was so sweet and gentleÂ
he always says heâs so lucky he found youÂ
âNo seriously, you saved me from dating. I donât know what Iâd do without youâÂ
he loves playing with your jewelryÂ
you two always win at couples gamesÂ
loves getting you gifts that are really specific and thoughtfulÂ
he definitely lost a bet once and, dressed up however you wanted, went out in public and smiled the entire time Â
he gets kinda flustered performing in front of you and everyone thinks itâs so cuteÂ
like youâll watch his old acting jobs together and heâs nervous about what youâll think
but amidst your teasing you assure him heâs so so talented
you guys will fall asleep together on the couch and itâs so adorable that your friends almost donât wake you up with an air horn and tease you for it
almostÂ
he just loves you so much and youâre so happy together <3
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Ë°â˘*â⡠hope you enjoyed!! i really hope this is what you wanted (and please keep in mind that itâs after 2am as iâm finishing this lol) let me know if you want any other smosh headcanons <3đ
#shayne topp#shayne topp x reader#shayne topp headcanons#shayne topp x reader headcanons#smosh#smosh headcanons#shayne topp imagine#smosh fanfiction#fanfic#fanfiction#reader insert#headcanon#shayne topp is perfect tell me im wrong
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destroyer :3c
(Masterlist)
no content warnings apply this time! just an eye strain warning.
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ndhakdvsnnd: do you know sunspot
katkittykat: omgz yessss!!!! thats my bffl :333
ndhakdvsnnd: have you two been talking this whole time then
katkittykat: ummmm hehehhehe
katkittykat: can u give me a sec plz
ndhakdvsnnd: okay
[ndhakdvsnnd has been added to Secret Rebel Chat :3]
katkittykat: hai :3
sunspot: Hey!! Is now a good time?Â
ndhakdvsnnd: yeah okay is this an ambush
katkittykat: yes!!
sunspot: No its not an ambush
sunspot: Kitten why did you say yes youre going to scare him
katkittykat: imma ambush predator >:3c !
sunspot: Well you know Daddy loves that about you ;^)
ndhakdvsnnd: oh my god are you two fucking for real
sunspot: No sorry that was a bad joke.Â
katkittykat: its not an ambush!!! we r gonna tell u the truth like we said we would & u dont have to do anythin abt it rn just hear us out
sunspot: Are you ready for some sick knowledge to get dropped on you?
ndhakdvsnnd: okayÂ
sunspot: Alright awesome i have been waiting for a chance to loop you in we have been talking about it for a while
sunspot: OKay so the big secret is that Me and Kitty are part of this rebel group that is working to overthrow the empire
sunspot: And we want your help :)
ndhakdvsnnd: wow a rebel group that wants to overthrow empire?
ndhakdvsnnd: thanks that really narrows it down
sunspot: Haha good point! Let me put it another way
sunspot: Weâre the one thatâs serious
katkittykat: ooooo burn
ndhakdvsnnd: galatea?
katkittykat: bingo !
sunspot: Yes exactly!Â
katkittykat: u heard of us huh? :3
ndhakdvsnnd: yeah i admit that is cooler than the 5000 other rebel groups who have been trying to contact me
katkittykat: awwwe u a fan?
ndhakdvsnnd: i have mixed feelings but what do you want
katkittykat: ok tbh ill cut to the chase we want exclusivity
katkittykat: would u mind sending the intel directly to us instead of posting it on threads
sunspot: We know itâs a big ask but we have confirmation that Empire is keeping up with it now and weâve watched them readjust their plans after they get leaked
katkittykat: plusssss its put u at lower risk of being caught out
katkittykat: hello?
ndhakdvsnnd: you understand why id be reluctant to do that right
katkittykat: yes :c
ndhakdvsnnd: im not really comfortable betting everything on you and theres a lot of information in here that concerns people outside of galatea so i wouldnt want them to lose access
sunspot: Galatea has many channels. We can distribute warnings to civilian populations a lot quicker than they could stumble onto it themselves. Anonymous forum posts were never your best bet at real dissemination.
ndhakdvsnnd: thats true. but i would have to really trust you to follow through and i dont have any way of knowing you are who you say you are
sunspot: Hop on call.
ndhakdvsnnd: absolutely not
katkittykat: just hop on!! u dont have to talk or turn ur camera on but we will show u where we are rn
ndhakdvsnnd: fine give me a second
[sunspot started a video call in Secret Rebel Chat :3]
[sunspot ended a video call in Secret Rebel Chat :3]
ndhakdvsnnd: okay
sunspot: Let us know if you need any other verification but hopefully thats proof enough for right now
ndhakdvsnnd: no i believe you. still i dont know if i really want to be caught picking a side or playing favorites like this. my position right now is really precarious i dont want to endanger it by committing to anything official
sunspot: This is all under the table, if that helps.
ndhakdvsnnd: what do you mean
katkittykat: its not an official commitment bcuz u r not an official source !!! u r all cagey abt ur identity n shit but we know ur good for it so we js pass it along anon
ndhakdvsnnd: and that wouldnât change if i give you exclusivity?
katkittykat: nope!!! we can keep the whole thang locked up seriously itll jst be the 3 of us in on it :3
sunspot: Tell him the other part
katkittykat: ummm i changed my mind actually i dont wanna do thatÂ
sunspot: Itâs important.
katkittykat: ok we also were gonna try and offer u whistleblower immunity
katkittykat: but forget it i know u wont accept it
ndhakdvsnnd: im not a whistleblower
katkittykat: see what did i sayÂ
ndhakdvsnnd: can you fuck off
sunspot: Sorry! But we cant pretend we dont know whats going on with you and frankly it makes us really scared for your safety
katkittykat: ya like i went along w ur hacker bs and i even believed it for a min but i need u to knowÂ
katkittykat: i do this like ten hours a day everyday and ive never gotten anywhere near the amount of dirt that u have pulled up recently
katkittykat: its not an indictment against ur skill or anything its simply loike. this is my job. and ik u arent at my level. so u have to have been given clearance from within
katkittykat: ur inner circle arent u?
ndhakdvsnnd: this is an ambush
sunspot: Ok Kitty lay off him
ndhakdvsnnd: i am not âinner circleâ and i need you to stop looking into me right now. i wont tell you anything at all if you keep trying this.
sunspot: Weâre sorry. We were only asking because we wanted to try and help you if you are in a bad place.Â
ndhakdvsnnd: fuck off
sunspot: Okay!Â
katkittykat: so are we still exclusiveÂ
katkittykat: hello?
katkittykat: ugh noooo did i tank the deal
sunspot: Nice going.
ndhakdvsnnd: im still here
katkittykat: omg hi!!!! im sorry i didnt mean to upset u can we talk abt it
ndhakdvsnnd: okay
sunspot: Do you really think weâre going to rat you out? We just told you how much we need you. Theres no reason for us to endanger your position we are trying to make sure you DONT get hurt
ndhakdvsnnd: okay. i mean i guess i just confirmed it for you.
katkittykat: we already knew lowk
ndhakdvsnnd: great
sunspot: Do you wanna talk about immunity then?
ndhakdvsnnd: i dont know what that means
katkittykat: hes askin if you want us to pick you up
ndhakdvsnnd: that isnt possible
sunspot: Are you sure? Iâm confident we could work something out.
ndhakdvsnnd: no. you have no idea what youre getting yourself intoÂ
sunspot: Alright. Kinda figured youâd say something like that. We had to try.
ndhakdvsnnd: thank you. i know you mean well but please dont waste any more time on me. just tell me what you need.
sunspot: I donât feel right just taking from you constantly and not giving anything back.
ndhakdvsnnd: you wouldnt feel that way if you knew me. like i said its the least i could do.
sunspot: Okay. Well let us know if you ever change your mind.
ndhakdvsnnd: its not about me changing my mind im telling you its a logistical impossibility
katkittykat: y
ndhakdvsnnd: i cant get into it
katkittykat: :(
sunspot: We respect your silence on the matter then. Right Kitty????
katkittykat: haha yea whatever
katkittykat: we love u bby let us know if we can do anything
katkittykat: <3
#whump#whump community#whump scenario#living weapon whumpee#whump prompt#delta#kitty#sherbet colored post
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hi mr bildad um im just gonna dump this here since i have no one else to talk to
as someone who has always praised in their ability to be friends with anyone (i also need human interaction to survive btw) ive been feeling very lonely, especially since now are the school holidays.
my best friend (who is one year older than me) is barely online and doesn't take me seriously enough. and when i ask my friend group (with 2 other people my age) if they want to go out nothing happens. ive asked so many times but it's like they just don't want to hang out. and i keep seeing them post everywhere of them having fun with their OTHER friends (i don't know them bc they're from their primary schools; we are in secondary school now). and the obvious solution is to hang out with my primary school friends, right? well awesome news I DONT HAVE ANY.
and like ive just been feeling really really lonely especially today. i don't even text anyone except for my best friend, and even then she doesnt really respond properly because its like i dump a lot of messages and 4 hours later she skims through them, rinse and repeat.
(also side note i used to have another best friend but he ended up having a crush on me and didn't give me space so i kinda ended the friendship bc i wasn't comfortable with it)
during my entire TWO MONTH school holiday i haven't gone out with friends. not even once. while i see everyone else my age having so much fun and enjoying life while i just rot at home scrolling through tumblr.
so yeah im not really having a great time. hopefully when i get back to school in january things will be better
sorry for the long rant
Hey, kid (human). No need to apologize for the long rant. Actually, I've got a lot to say about this topic, too, so take a toilet break, grab a beverage and a snack, then sit down with your deal old Bildaddy (platonic, metaphorical) for a chat.
First off, sorry you're going through this. It hurts a lot when friends start fading away, and you realize they no longer consider you as close and you consider them. Feeling left out and like you don't have any real friends seriously sucks.
But it's actually something every single person goes through at some time or another--though most of us aren't brave enough to admit it like you have, because it feels embarrassing and shameful. Like there's something wrong with you.
There isn't.
There is nothing wrong with you.
Friends come and go, and 99% of the time it has nothing to do with you, or anything you've said or done. It isn't your fault. That doesn't mean it hurts any less, but it isn't your fault.
But that being said, I promise you, for every person you see pictures of having so much fun and enjoying life, there are twenty--probably even more--at home like you, scrolling tumblr, or tiktok, or reddit, or whatever the kids are scrolling these days.
And even those people you see posting pictures, that isn't their everyday life. They post pics of the good times, not the bad ones (well not usually) or the boring ones. Especially not the boring ones. I bet they do more sitting at home and scrolling than you think. They're just not advertising that for all their followers to see.
But that's not the point. The point is (dolphins! goats!) your current friends aren't fulfilling your need for socialization. And that means you need to find some new friends, anon.
You can still stay friends with your best friend and that old friend group. As in, don't send them a message officially ending the friendship, and don't delete and/or block them everywhere. You can still talk to them in school when you see them.
(Do unfollow them on social media if seeing them hang without you is upsetting--or better yet, pause on using social media entirely--except for tumblr, of course--until you're in a better place, mentally and emotionally. Bildaddy deleted instagram five years ago and never went back.)
But starting today, back off on asking these friends to hang out, and sending long text messages to your best friend that she only skims through. They're not matching your energy, so you need to start matching theirs. Either they'll notice the difference and start making more of an effort (no, not that kind), or they won't and they won't. But either way, you'll stop wasting your time.
Next, you take all the energy you were spending on your old friend group and start looking for new friends.
While you're still on winter break, there might not be as many opportunities, but there are some possibilities. Do you have any cousins around your age who might wanna hang out? Or maybe there are local events aimed at teenagers you can attend? Check libraries and community centers. Or on New Year's Eve, there might be some sort of Parents Night Out event you can volunteer for and help babysit a group of little kids, along with other teenagers that you could befriend?
Then, when winter break ends, look around your school for other students who might be in your same situation--and trust me there are others in your same situation. Is there someone who always sits alone at lunch? Or what about that kid in class who's too shy to speak up? Is there someone getting bullied or ostracized? Someone new to the school who hasn't made any friends yet? Look for the ones who might need a friend as much--or even more--than you do and try to befriend them.
It won't always work, no, cause nothing always works. But it will work sometimes. And you only need it to work enough times to make a couple friends. And if you make the right friend, they might have a friend group that you can join.
I know it's really scary to put yourself out there and make the first move. But you'd be surprised how receptive people are, especially the shy ones who are too scared to say 'hi' first, and rely on the braver ones, like you, for the human connection they need. Because we all need it. (Even me. Because I'm totally 100% human.)
Other ways to make friends are clubs, in school and out of school, which is probably what adults will suggest if you ask them, so I'm not going to spend much time on this. But they're right. If you're not already in clubs--academic, sports, art, books, music, anime, whatever your interest(s) is--join some! If there's nothing of interesting at your schools, churches and other local organizations might also have youth clubs and activities, too.
Shared interests in a sure way to make friends. I see it happening all the time on Tumblr. Those mutuals you wish didn't live so far away? Well, you can find mutuals just like them IRL! (Especially if you start or join a book club that reads Good Omens, or a tv show club that watches Good Omens)
Another option is getting a part-time job at a place other teenagers work. If this is something you can do without disrupting your schoolwork, try it. Fast food restaurants, cinemas, places like that.
You say you're someone who has the ability to be friends with anyone? Well, prove it! This isn't a threat, by the way. This is encouragement. I'm encouraging you.
Now go out there and make some friends, kid! I know you can do it! I believe in you, and everybody here is rooting for you.
And, as always, have an ox rib (platonic)
#bildaddy answers#life advice from bildaddy (results may vary)#have an ox rib (platonic)#bildaddy#bildad brainrot#bildad nation#bildad the shuhite army#oh bildad we're really in it now#oh bildad the shuhite we're really in it now#bildad my beloved#shutanic temple#bildad the shuite#bildad#bildad the shuhite#bilday#obstetrician thursday
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Iâm the anon who requested an happy ending for your angst fics. I also meant to request one for your angst fic âwaitâ starring hoon, but obv only if youâd likeâđ˝otherwise donât worry about it. (If youâre up to writing it I could also give you a plot idea for it, provided you like my idea for part two of âjust a betâ - read below)
Anw, regarding the hee fic âjust a betâ⌠tbh Iâm not sure if this is a good or shitty idea, but imagine the people with whom hee took the bet are like real shit people and all, they also bully and harass people etc. (Kdrama bully type shit). Hee was never part of this clique however heâs acquainted with one of them (letâs say they used to be best friends and are still neighbours or smth like this) and whenever he found out they hurt someone in any kind of way Hee always helped the victims and defended them. But they never took him seriously especially since he used to be friends with one of them (and during that friendship he also was cool with the others in the group till he found out what they do). However on the outside it looked like he was part of the group and was friends with them all.
Letâs say these people had originally planned a bet which was a lot worse, choosing the innocent reader as their victim and he quickly stepped in as he overheard it and made a âbetterâ bet, except he then fell in love with reader (during the bet).
He obv wants to quit as soon as he realises but he also knows what kind of people these bullies are (since heâs fought with them a lot already but is somehow also always hanging around where they are and overhears many conversations). They are like ultimate assholes and he just knows no matter how much heâd explain it theyâd never let it be and would def start harassing reader. So he tried the route like in part one. But it didnât help at all like reader is mad, the bullies wonât stop talking badly about reader etc. everything just seems to be gotten worse.
Maybe a fight scene between hee n the bullies? Either way when reader finds out about it she forgives him and they get together happily <3
Im sorry if this is a bad idea, I quickly came up with it. Obv you can add your own taste to it or change the whole plot, you could make it also more angsty anyhow youâd like it to be. My only request is an happy ending please đĽş
this is SO fucking good omfg. i'm writing it ASAPPP i love u anon thank you for the amazing request omfg
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Hallmark PSA
I know since it's coming on the holiday season, I'm going to start seeing a lot of Hallmark slander.
But here's a little known fact.
Hallmark is actually really really good.
WAIT WAIT DON'T LEAVE-
Let me explain!
The movies people usually associate Hallmark with are the "old" ones (2020 and back). I bet after seeing how cliche and unhealthy they were, you didn't see a reason to watch them again after that, am I right??
But you knew them well enough to know they weren't worth your time and sanity.
Girl in a high stress job goes to small town, learns the meaning of Christmas, and then cheats on her also stressed out boyfriend back in the city with a hot cocoa making stubbly kind of rude lumberjack man then quits her job and moves to Vermont or something.
Yeah, they don't do those anymore.
At all.
I'm serious.
A part of it is that there was a purge. A year or two ago, there was a new Christmas movie company in town. All the actors that didn't like the forward direction Hallmark wanted to go in, left and joined GAC.
(Great American Family, or as I like to call it GACK. The movies are exclusively awful old Hallmark style, but Republican, badly decorated, very white, and also much worse.)
GAC took all the problems away from Hallmark, and made movies out of them. Hallmark, now cleansed, is pumping out cinematic greats that I WILL be rewatching every Christmas.
The whole of Hallmark was Recast, save for the best of the best fan favorites (Like Lacey Chaubert-)
They have plus sized actors now and people of color, cast as main characters on a regular basis.
Half of the movies aren't even romance centric anymore, instead focused on life, and moving forward, but when they are, they're really well done, and actually healthy.
If you know me (which you don't), then you'll know I hate unhealthy relationships. Especially when they're treated like they're okay. I will pick apart ANYTHING over toxicity in a relationship, wherever that might come from.
I used to hate Hallmark movies, because they were predictable, unrealistic, flawed, and toxic.
But now the characters talk with each other, and they don't get in the others space without permission. If there's an accident and it does happen, it's not used as a plot device to move the relationship along. It's not treated in a "OMG hot guy is literally right in my face!!! I've only known him two minutes and I hate him, I'm in love!!"
It's more of an, "OMG I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that at all, im so sorry, I'm so sorry- *Immediately backs away*"
I can't even begin to explain how much better they are now.
To further prove my point, here are some gifs of Three Wise Men and a Baby, one of my favorite Christmas movies ever:
Just listen to this one.
It's about three brothers, one of which is a firefighter (this is important). A baby gets dropped off at the fire station, with a note. The firefighters name is on it, asking him to look after the baby until Christmas.
This is not his baby.
This IS a joke throughout the entire film.
They have no idea who dropped him off.
So they end up taking care of him for a week, and seriously bonding with him. The make his first Christmas ornament with clay, they do a holiday photo dressed to the nines.
They talk about how hard it is to actually take care of a baby, and how hard it must have been for their mom doing it alone.
Talking about how their own dad left, and finally processing that trauma together.
Their mom confesses that if she didn't have support, she may have done what the babies mother did. How she must be going through such a rough patch, and building empathy for her.
All three of the brothers go on complete cathartic emotional journeys about it, and all the other issues in their life.
I can't do it justice.
It's called Three Wise Men and A Baby. I'm begging you please go watch it, you will NOT regret it.
I CRIED SO MANY TIMES YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I'm tearing up now just thinking about it oh my gOD-
The ending just sent it home for me, so I won't spoil anything.
Its amazing. I can't explain the whole thing, I seriously beg you please go watch it.
And, if you're more into comedy, I present to you Haul out The Holly:
A Christmas comedy starring your very own Gretchen Weiners!! Abso-fucking-lutley HILARIOUS.
It's about a woman, just broken up with her boyfriend, and coaxed into going home for the holidays. Here's where it gets interesting.
Her parents are the head of the Christmas neighborhood watch, something that has plagued her since childhood. Her childhood friend has now taken over the position, as her parent ditch her for retirement on a beach someplace, and she's left stuck, having to decorate against her will.
She wants a nap. The neighbors want her to carve ice sculptures. And her nutcracker apparently isn't up to code.
Includes: Girlboss and male wife power duo (madly in love), insane chainsaw man with way too much time on his hands, the ML an anxious wreck, and many, many, MANY MORE.
Another recent movie was built around a woman who is an astronaut (She's mixed) who was about to finally go to space (The goal shes been working on her entire life) She got into a car accident and her eyesight was impaired. She's currently grieving the loss of her dream (like, actually grieving, she took three months off-).
Her company asks her if she wants to do an exhibit in the planetarium for Christmas, that she doesn't have to, but she can if she wants to take her minds off of things. She says yes, and ends up working with the planetarium director on an exhibit about the sun and it's connection to Christmas through how people used to celebrate with the sun (I don't remember exactly, but it was explained thoroughly, and i think pagan???)
She and him don't constantly argue, or be angry at each other. They cooperate. They show genuine interest in each other. It's actually adorable, and it's also not just about them.
She meets his daughter, who is a wheelchair user. She asks why the Female lead isn't in space if she's an astronaut, and the FL tell her it's because of her eyes. The daughter tells her it's okay, because she'll never be able to go to space either, even if she wants to, but she can still enjoy it from Earth.
I'm not even doing it justice.
By the end of the movie, the FLs eye problem doesn't heal. Nothing is miraculously solved. But the ML and the FL are now dating (After the best, slow paced, healthy, communicative, collaborative bonding freaking ever-) ALL OF THE CHARACTERS HAVE FULL BLOWN EMOTIONAL JOURNEYS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER.
SHE GRIEVES.
HER BROTHER FINALLY FIGURES OUT ITS OKAY FOR HIM TO DO WHAT HE LOVES, AND THAT HE'S NOT A FAILURE FOR IT.
THE ML LET'S GO OF THINKING HES A BAD PARENT.
AND MORE.
There are soft bits, nothing is cliche, nothing is icky or gross.
It's healthy, it's cute, it's emotionally driven, I'm actually learning about things I didn't know before, and amazing.
And all the new ones are either like this or better than this. I could name over ten, but I can't even explain how good they are.
Some of the are still a little dark ages, but it's only every one out of six or seven.
Hallmark movies from 2022 and onwards are 5 star television, and you can't convince me otherwise.
#hallmark movies#hallmark channel#christmas movies#hallmark#christmas movie#Hallmark slander#PLEASE WATCH THREE WISE MEN AND A BABY I BEG OF YOU-#psa#this has been a psa#good movies#gay rights#people of color#body posititivity#change for the better
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ep by ep thoughts (ck s6ep3)
spoilers below!!!!!!! join me in my brain dump!!!! literally someone freak out about this damn show with me!!! pls!!!! these are my live thoughts on cobra kai season 6 episode 3...
Ep3:
Oh lord not a gender reveal party
Anthony mention no Anthony to be seen
Samtory just kiss alreadyÂ
Daniel and Johnny being so paranoid is insaneÂ
âIm too old for this shitâ IS A GREAT LINE
Im actually really fucking sick of this show making any asian character speak in broken English like ???? i just donât understandÂ
OH I SMELL A SAMTORY EPISODE
Omg court ordered slumbie by girl dad Johnny this show is absurd
I fuck with kwon leave him alone kreese
DevonS NEVER HAD A SLUMBER PARTY IM CRYING SHES TOO GOOD FOR THE WORLD
I am uncomfortable with Johnny being at the slumbieâŚ
Ok miyagi plot sucks but we already knew it would
Yawning why isnât Demetri in this episode miss him
Johnny ANTAGONIZING THEM I canât
SAM AND TORY ARE SO CUTE LAUGHING WITH THE PILLOWS IM CRYINGÂ
HONESTLY LET THEM KISS ALREADY
I could go on a whole rant but at the end of the day tory deserves healthy FRIENDSHIPS with people who are good for her, sam deserves to be friends with people with her same interests, and Devon deserves friends that are girls!!!!!!!!!! They all need each other!!! Let them all be friends !!
Johnny stealing Miguel and robbyâs phones his actually quite fucked up soooooooo
âI thought you were miaygi do nowâ IS A LINE TO JOHNNY?????? I hate trailer editors
kwon can fuck shit up⌠sekai taikai winner fr
SAMTORY MAKE UP YES
Literally THANK GOD I was afraid theyâd just bury all their shit but theyâre FIGHTING AND TALKING AND APOLOGIZING
(This is the conversation Eli and demetri deserved in s4. Like âI canât believe what I did to your armâ *starts crying* LIKE CMON)
Regardless samtory also deserve this momentÂ
SAMTORY HUG I CANâT I CANâT SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
Seriously get this miyagi shit out of here this is so unnecessaryÂ
Hate to say it but kreese was better off in jail he can stop corrupting minors now
Samtory fight is HOT sorry not sorry
Devon please keep doubting Johnny he has issues
ONLY SIX FIGHTERS????????? Ohhhhh noooooooooo my prediction of demetri having to fight for a spot is very real
Sorry to say but he just is not making it over there
WAIT WHO TF IS MAKING IT TO BARCELONA?? SIX???
Its gonna be Miguel, robby, sam, tory, hawk, and Kenny because the writers hate demetri
Boy and girl captains so they can rehash sam/tory and Miguel/robby fights AGAIN? Im over this shit I nominate hawk and Devon as captains fr
Well it means you donât all get to competeâŚâŚ. You bet your ass the whole dojo better be booking flights to cheer on the miyagi do 6
I have SO many feelings after this one
I genuinely donât know who will go other than sam tory Miguel and sam
PS I just have to reiterate: NO DEMETRI??? I want a refund on ep3 I thought we were over this whole special guest thing
#ck spoilers#cobra kai spoilers#cobra kai season 6 spoilers#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#cobra kai#elimetri
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i have this picture saved in my phone and everytime i look at it i want to scream its giving such omega stebe vibes and alpha tommy looking down at WHAT HE WANTS im screaming and crying like the difference in stances between the two of them tommy looming over the little baby fr if he were any closer he'd be on top of him đđŠˇ
oh my god I LOVE IT. I also love that you have this picture saved to your phone, that's so funny. Maybe it's just the way they're standing but Steve looks soooo small here, it's making me think of the post I made a few weeks ago about Steve not being a bully but the trophy boyfriend of all the other bully boys, ugh.
But honestly I'm always in my Stommy feels, I always have such a soft spot of that pairing because it's always canon in my head that Tommy had feelings for Steve and that they had a really intense, codependent friendship all throughout high school. Like in a way, Tommy was Steve's first love?
Like even before Nancy? There's just something so bittersweet about them, like I bet they'd wrestle and shove each other around and get all flustered and red-cheeked by the proximity before laughing it off, and I bet there was more than one occasion where they snuck out to meet and got drunk together and said they'd go to the same college and always be in each other's lives and make all these plans and lean into each other, sharing breath and almost kissing. But then their friendship crashes and burns, and they're both hurt and they never make up, and then Tommy goes to college and leaves state, but they both look back on the years they were best friends and feel affection and a tinge of regret that their friendship didn't survive. I just UGH.
Sorry, this was meant to be about Alpha Tommy and omega Steve, but I went on a total ramble about Stommy. This would totally work in an a/b/o verse though, like Tommy half-hopes that Steve will wind up being his omega and he's working up to courting Steve and wanting to bond and bite him, but then Steve starts dating Alpha Nancy and breaks his heart, and then years later he finds out Steve is mated to Eddie Munson and he thinks, "seriously? that guy???" but he's reluctantly happy for him, even when he comes back to Hawkins to visit family and Steve has Eddie's bite on his neck and a toddler on his hip, Tommy swallows down all the jealousy and regret and says he's happy that Steve is happy, and maybe Steve gives him a little smile and says "thanks, dipshit" and for a moment it's like the years peel back and things are just like how they were in high school.
Like there are so many moments where it COULD have been between Tommy and Steve, but it was never the right time, or the right place, and that's kinda heartbreaking but also so true to real life.
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This is meâŚ. Crawling back like the simp I am. đ.
btw not sure if I said this yet but I of course loved the other toralei fic you wrote. IFBEUFJD I kept getting so annoyed cause you would cut to lyrics at like the most crucial parts of the fic. But I get you wanted to shorten it probably. But god it was soosksksosos good. I love how you write stuff. And itâs so crazy cause you literally said you havenât written many smut fics or something. Like you write it amazingly you hit their relationship just how I wanted you too.
So here I am feebly asking for her another Toradeen part.
Basically Clawdeen and toralei are dating in this. And theyâve been invited out with friends. Buuuut theyâve made a private kinky bet. Toralei has a lil remote control vibrator inside. And Clawdeens bet is that if she manages to make it through dinner without cumming. Sheâll do oral for her (which she loves) and if she doesnât. Clawdeen gets to fuck her in the restaurant bathroom stall. (With of course the strap on she happens to bring)
So dinner goes on. And of course Toralei canât manage to get through without cumming. (Clawdeen is nice tho. And distracts the friends when toralei actually reaches her climax. Cause she isnât about to out her that blatantly. Consent and all. Ya know?)
She excuses them tk the bathroom and BOOM instant sexy times. Degradation! Praise! For the love of god Toraleis secret mommy kink she absolutely refuses to admit she has but definitely has. Clawdeen fucks her in the stall (like. Technically in âpublicâ but covered. Again. Not gonna out her and all) DEFINITELY overstimulation. Toralei always things she canât go any further but Clawdeen over pushes her past whag she thinks she can handle (itâs consensual tho. Just gotta be clear with that.)
lol bonus if someone actually comes in the bathroom while their in the middle of it and Clawdeen has put her hand over Toraleis mouth so her whimpers are heard. All of course being such a tease and whispering mega dirty things in her ear. Toraleis clit also is hypersensitive too.
AND PLEASE NO SONG FIC! Actually wait. I donât care if you do that. But please donât cut off at the best parts đ. Fisbfjsnidnsif I just like your writing in detail so much.
and thank you again. You seriously are the best smut writer Iâve found on tumblr
A/N: i added the song in the last one cause i love this ship with that song, iâll probably go back and make a separate post going into more detail, but only if i have the time. but anywho, I LOVE RESTAURANT SETTINGS UGHHH IM HAVING A FIELD DAY ?!?!?! I had this written but Iâve been avoiding my drafts like the plague, but im bored and i have motivation at the moment so here i am finally posting this!! I hope im not too late omg, im so so so sorry this took so long but thank you so much for your request!! I promise to be more attentive to my drafts / asks for the future but enjoy!!!
also thank you sm for the compliment im always so nervous writing smut especially between characters, itâs the only reason i avoid it sometimes đŞđŤś
Warnings: Smut under the cut! girl x girl! Characters are aged up 21+, mature smut, consensual, semi-public, use of toys, mentions of a mommy kink, dom-sub roles, toralie is a brat but when is that ever new, clawdeen is nice for a bit, power play? a bunch of kinks that i dont care to look the proper names for, someone walks in, mentions of drinking / alcohol, fingering, p-play, LMK IF I MISSED ANYTHING!!
Songs you can listen too while reading: Strangers by Halsey. I kissed a girl by Katy Perry. Fill the void by the weekend & Lily Rose depp. Coming Down by the weekend.
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Moonlight
Dinner was supposed to be tame, and anyone sitting across from Toralei and Clawdeen would think that itâd be going well, great even. But of course, nothing was ever really tame with these two. Toralei had been begging Clawdeen to help her build her stamina.
âPlease, you know I had that I get so tired so easily. Help me out here.â Toralei begged, to Clawdeen as the two got ready for Frankie birthday dinner. It was at a lunge nearby, one Cleo was quick to get them into. She never struggled with that, and so the girls all knew they��d have a fun night out. It would just be all girls thankfully, so they had nothing to worry about. Well, Clawdeen had nothing to worry about. Toralei⌠not so much.
âFine. We can work on it.â Clawdeen said, strapping her heel in place before looking at Toralei, who was currently sliding her dress up her legs. It was short, around mid-thigh length, and was a nice deep red that Clawdeen would definitely enjoy taking off of her later. But that was for later. For now, sheâd have her fun. âWhat panties are you wearing?â Clawdeen asked as Toralei slid the straps of the dress over her shoulders. Clawdeen walked to stand behind her, looking at her through the mirror they both stood in front of.
âThe black ones, with the little lacy bows.â Toralei said with a wink. Clawdeen just grinned and shook her head, slowly zipping her dress up. âDirty girl.â Clawdeen said, kissing the back of Toraleiâs neck.
âI have an idea, if you really want to build stamina.â Clawdeen said, before leaning over Toraleiâs shoulder to whisper in her ear. âBut you have to control yourself. I think youâd be good though. Right?â Clawdeen asked, playfully nipping her ear. Toraleiâs cheeks flushed, before she turned around, her arms wrapping around Clawdeen waist.
âWhat are you thinking about?â She asked, her pupils blown wide with lust. Clawdeen just smiled, her arms resting on Toraleiâs shoulders.
âI, use this.â Clawdeen said, before going to the pocket of her skirt, it was short and black with glitter. Clawdeen had gotten it specifically for the pockets. It was the only skirt she owned with them. In her hand was a small, pocket sized vibrator. Toralei gasped quietly as Clawdeen grinned. âYou donât have too if you dont-â
âNo I do.â Toralei said, almost eagerly. âWhen did you get this?â She asked, before Clawdeen just smirked, tapping the tip of Toraleiâs nose with her pinky, before letting her hand travel down her side, before stopping at the hem of Toraleiâs dress, fingers just barely grazing her thigh underneath.
âThatâs not for you to worry about.â Clawdeen said, her lips crashing into Toraleiâs as her hands pushed the hem of her dress up quickly, fingers working to put the lacy fabric aside. Thankfully, Toralei was more than ready to take her fingers. Clawdeen had been nice enough to shut her up while she slid two fingers in, thumb lightly circling her clit.
Toralei had almost stepped back into the mirror, had she not gripped onto Clawdeenâs shoulders as if they were her lifeline. It only took a few good pumps of Clawdeens fingers before she was knees weak and a walking mess. âCareful now,â Clawdeen said, pulling away from Toralei, who had clearly been missing her just as much since the moment Clawdeen pulled away, Toralei immediately began to kiss her neck. âKeep this on all night,â Clawdeen said, fingers working quickly to keep Toralei on edge.
Just because she had offered this idea didnât mean she was going to be kind about it. âWithout cumming,â She said, clicking the small vibrator on and putting it on her clit quickly. Toralei gasped at the new feeling, fingers clenching at Clawdeens jacket.
âAll n-night?â Toralei asked, pulling back to look up at Clawdeen through teary eyes.
âAll night.â Clawdeen reaffirmed, slowly pulling her fingers out, and fixing her panties back into place. Toralei whined at the loss of contact, now having a heated mess between her legs. âIf you behave, Iâll have you for dinner instead.â Clawdeen said, lips finding Toraleiâs again. She moaned into the kiss, and didnât have it in her to stop Toralei from pushing her legs together in a desperate attempt to relieve some of the pressure down there.
The restaurant was bustling, the air thick with the scent of garlic and laughter. Frankie, ever the bubbly one, was already regaling the group with a story about her latest science experiment gone slightly awry. Cleo was perched regally, sipping a mocktail and occasionally interjecting with witty commentary. Draculaura giggled at everything, clearly just happy to be surrounded by her friends. Toralei, usually the center of attention, was strangely quiet, a faint flush coloring her cheeks. Clawdeen, sitting beside her, was an expert actress. She laughed at Frankie's tales, made eye contact with Cleo, nodded encouragingly to Draculaura, and generally acted like everything was just fine.
But under the table, things were far from fine. The small vibrator nestled against Toraleiâs clit hummed rhythmically, a constant reminder of the silent, kinky game they were playing. Toraleiâs leg was pressed tightly against Clawdeenâs, a subtle squeeze every few minutes betraying the turmoil she was experiencing. The vibrations were making her clit throb, every nerve ending seemingly alight. She was trying desperately to focus on Frankieâs story, but the insistent buzz between her legs made her breath hitch. Her eyes kept darting to Clawdeen, searching for some sort of reprieve, some sign that this delicious torture would end soon. But Clawdeenâs face was an innocent mask, a picture of perfect sociability.
"So, then the goo just went plooooop all over the ceiling!" Frankie exclaimed, waving her hands dramatically. The girls erupted in laughter and Toralei managed a small, breathless chuckle, which sounded more like a whimper. She clutched her water glass, the cool glass a small comfort against the heat that was spreading through her body. Clawdeenâs thigh brushed against hers again, a teasing caress that made Toraleiâs breath catch. She knows, Toralei thought, her heart pounding against her ribs. She knows exactly what sheâs doing to me.
The waitress arrived with their appetizers, a large platter of fried goodies. Toralei reached for a mozzarella stick, her fingers trembling slightly. Each movement, each shift of her body, increased the pressure on the vibrator. A low moan escaped her lips, quickly masked by a loud bout of laughter from Cleo. Clawdeenâs hand slipped under the table, resting on Toraleiâs thigh. Another squeeze, a gentle warning.
âYou okay, Toralei?â Draculaura asked, her eyes wide with concern. âYou seem a bit⌠flushed.â
Toralei swallowed hard, her cheeks burning. âIâm fine, just a little warm. Must be the⌠uh⌠spicy food.â
Clawdeenâs lips twitched, trying to suppress a smile. She was loving this. The power, the control, the knowledge that Toralei was on the verge of breaking. It was intoxicating. She knew Toraleiâs limits, knew exactly how to push her to the edge without ever going too far. This wasn't just about winning a bet; it was about the raw, visceral connection they shared.
"Well, that sounds bad," Frankie said, her wide eyes full of concern. "Want some water?"
Toralei nodded gratefully and reached for her glass, knocking it slightly against the table.
Toralei was losing it. The vibrations were now constant and intense, each pulse sending waves of pleasure crashing through her. She could feel herself getting closer, her body thrumming with anticipation. She clenched her fist under the table, her nails digging into her palm. She had to hold on. She had toâŚ
But her will was faltering. She could feel her muscles tensing, her body preparing for release. A small whimper escaped her lips, this time not masked by laughter. She squeezed her eyes shut, desperately trying to regain control, but it was no use. The orgasm was coming, a tidal wave about to crash down upon her.
Clawdeen noticed the slight shift in Toraleiâs breath, the way her body tensed even more. She leaned over, her hand shooting under the table again, placing her fingers right at the edge of Toraleiâs dress, her finger just barely tracing the hem.
âExcuse me,â Clawdeen said, her voice smooth. She pushed back her chair. âI think we might have eaten something funky, or my stomach is just mad.â She didnât flinch as she spoke, not even when she pulled Toraleiâs arm so she was standing with her. She even went as far as to make eye contact with the girls, her face all innocent smiles. âBe right back.â
Toralei could barely manage a nod, her body trembling. Clawdeen, her arm around Toraleiâs waist, guided her towards the restrooms with swift precision. Each step was torture.
As soon as the door clicked shut behind them, Clawdeen pinned Toralei against the cool tiles of the bathroom door, her lips capturing Toraleiâs in a hungry, possessive kiss. She nipped at Toraleiâs bottom lip, teeth grazing her skin. Clawdeen's fingers moved quickly, working the dress up and tugging at the lacy edge of her panties. Toralei was whimpering into the kiss, hands gripping her jacket as if it were a lifeline.
âYouâre so wet for me, kitten,â Clawdeen whispered against her lips, her voice low and husky. She could feel the wetness seeping through the fabric, a testament to Toraleiâs arousal.
Toraleiâs head fell back against the door, her breath coming in ragged gasps. "I-I couldnât⌠I couldnât hold onâŚ,â she moaned, her voice thick with desire.
Clawdeen chuckled, a low, rumbling sound. âI know you couldnât,â she said, her fingers tracing the seam of Toraleiâs panties. âAnd now you get your reward.â
Clawdeen pulled away and retrieved her small satchel from behind her, the one she had strategically placed with a special pocket. She pulled out the strap-on, the sleek black silicone glinting under the dim bathroom lights. Toraleiâs eyes widened, her breath catching in her throat. She loved this. This dominant, possessive side of Clawdeen turned her into a mess.
"Ready to get punished, kitten?" Clawdeen purred, holding the strap-on up, teasingly.
"Y-yes" Toralei was a mess, her voice a weak whimper. Clawdeen knew what she was doing, and Toralei was helpless to fight against it.
She quickly strapped the harness on securely, Toralei watching her with wide, needy eyes. Clawdeen took her time, dragging the silicone against Toraleiâs clit, each moment a tease. Toralei was biting her lip hard, and Clawdeenâs smirk became a full blown grin.
âYouâre going to be a good girl for me tonight, arenât you?â Clawdeen asked, her voice dangerously soft.
âYes, Mommy,â Toralei whispered, the word a raw, vulnerable admission she tried so hard to suppress.
Clawdeenâs eyes darkened. That word always did something to her. âThatâs right, kitten. Youâre going to be so good for me. Iâm going to make you a mess, arenât I?â She asked, pushing the blunt tip of the strap on against Toraleiâs already hypersensitive clit, Toralei gasped, pushing her hips into it.
Toralei let out a whimpering moan, her hands clutching at Clawdeenâs shoulders. âPleaseâŚâ she begged.
Clawdeen pushed forward, slowly, stretching her open. Toralei cried out, her body convulsing at the first press of the head. Clawdeen leaned in, whispering in her ear, âYou like that, don't you? You like it when Mommy fucks you?â Clawdeen pushed in further, watching with a predatory gleam as Toraleiâs face contorted in a mixture of pain and pleasure.
Clawdeen continued, her hips moving in a slow and deliberate rhythm. She watched as Toraleiâs face turned a vibrant shade of red, her body trembling as she got closer and closer to the edge. "That's right, kitten, you give me all your pleasure, yeah?" Clawdeen said, her words dripping with dominance.
"Mmhmm, yes," Toralei breathed, her eyes glazing over with want. âMore, Mommy, please, moreâŚâ
Clawdeen pushed harder, her hand reaching up to cover Toraleiâs mouth, just as a shaky, high pitched whimper escaped her. Toralei's eyes widened in panic, her body trembling.
âShhh, donât worry, kitten. We donât want anyone to hear, do we?â Clawdeen whispered, her voice seductive and cruel, her fingers pressing against Toralei's lips. She ground her hips against her, pushing as far as she could go, making Toralei gasp under her hand.
Clawdeen quickened the pace, driving into Toralei with a newfound intensity. Toralei was completely lost, her body moving with Clawdeenâs, her whimpers muffled by her hand. The bathroom was filled with the sounds of their ragged breathing and the soft thuds of their bodies colliding.
Suddenly, the sound of a door opening made them both freeze. Toralei's eyes were wide with panic, her body trembling under Clawdeen. Clawdeen pushed her closer to the wall, ensuring their bodies were touching. She kept her hand firmly over Toralei's mouth. A girl giggled as she entered, giving a quick glance into the mirror before going into one of the stalls. Clawdeen lowered herself slightly so she couldn't see them.
Clawdeen smirked, her eyes glinting with mischief. She moved her hand from Toralei's mouth, only lowering it to her chin to hold her in place now. "Don't move, kitten," she whispered, before kissing her hard. Toralei barely had a chance to gasp before Clawdeen's mouth was on hers. Toralei could feel Clawdeen inside her, and the feeling made her head spin.
Clawdeen thrust deeper, pushing Toralei towards the edge again. Toralei was a mess, her body weak and shaking. Clawdeen licked down her jaw, before going to her ear. âDonât you dare come yet, kitten,â she purred, before taking a few more thrusts that made Toralei pant. She pulled back, giving her the slightest bit of space. "Not until Mommy says so." she kissed her ear again, before pushing back into her, hard.
Toralei's body spasmed, her orgasm slamming through her. She whimpered, her legs buckling. Clawdeen caught her, holding her tight, her own breath coming in ragged gasps. She continued moving, just a little, pushing against her until the last shudders of pleasure passed through Toraleiâs body. Toralei's eyes were half-closed and her lips were parted. She was truly a mess.
Clawdeen pulled back slightly, breathing heavily, and looked down at Toralei, her eyes were wide with want.
âGood girl,â Clawdeen said, before kissing her softly on the forehead. âYou were so good for Mommy.â She pulled the strap on out and set it on the small sink next to them. She then moved to pull Toraleiâs dress back down, the fabric soft and comforting against the still sensitive skin. Toralei was still dazed, her body still trembling.
Clawdeen gathered the damp mess around them carefully, before starting to fix her jacket. She paused for a moment, her fingers lightly brushing against Toraleiâs clit. âI think we better get back to the table, hm?,â Clawdeen said, her voice back to normal. "The girls could be starting to get worried."
Toralei looked up at her with wide, dazed eyes. "Okay," she whispered softly, unable to resist the way her voice trembled.
Clawdeen smiled, a genuine smile, not the teasing one she had been giving earlier. She took Toraleiâs hand in hers and they walked out of the bathroom. When they got back to the tables, the girls seemed none the wiser.
"Everything ok?" Frankie asked.
Clawdeen nodded, winking at them. "Everything is fine, just a bit of food poisoning. We're both good to go now."
Toralei nodded, doing her best to play along. Even amongst all her friends, there was nowhere else she would rather be.
As the rest of the evening went on, Toralei was still a mess, her mind unable to escape the events that had just occurred in the bathroom. She kept looking at Clawdeen out of the corner of her eye, her cheeks getting a faint red with each glance. She couldn't wait to find somewhere else for her and Clawdeen to get lost in. She knew that, after all of this, she would have to do a lot to pay Clawdeen back. And she couldn't wait.
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*crushing into your ask box once again like a meteor*
hi so, I've been having another question in my mind, but this one is a bit more simple (i think...) I've been rewatching some Ghibli movies recently (again), and started wondering, how would WS!Donnie react if the reader tried to show him some of Hayao Miyadzaki's movies? My personal preferences to show would be "The Wind Rises" and "Howl's Moving Castle". Would be interesting to hear his thought on these movie's themes, conflicts, analysis maybe.
same question would be for some of Satoshi Kon's works, like "Paprika", "Millennium Actress", "Perfect Blue"... He was also working on a "Magnetic Rose", one of the three shorts of "Memories" anthology, but I doubt you've seen it...
anyway, feel free to skip this question, if you won't be interested in it. bye!
I never skip questions! I love answering asks and thinking about stuff!! In fact, I was prepared and put out a bunch of pillows so when you crashed in here, your landing was soft!!!
Okay, now I don't know what it is about these movies specifically, but I feel like we've tapped something here! I'm actually a big Satoshi Kon fan! While yes, I haven't seen it! I am at least aware of it! I've seen all his other works except Millennium Actress (mini rant on the side: why is it that movie in particular is so hard to find? Even when they did all the Satoshi Kon events in theaters, they did PAPRIKA, PERFECT BLUE, TOKYO GODFATHERS, AND THE COWBOYBEBOP MOVIE IM SORRY ONE OF THOSE DOESNT BELONG!?!!?!?).
Anyway!
I feel like especially Perfect Blue would catch his attention. If he saw reader watching it, he would watch with them if they asked, but I can just see him getting really engrossed and then not seeing the twist. I can picture him, big old body, leaning forward with all his attention, elbows craned to his knees and his hands folded in front of his mouth where his chin is sitting, and just eyes wide laser focused on the screen. Afterward he's very quiet, introspective, but not in a worrying way. Reader needs to let him be and when he comes around he quietly mentions that he liked the film and would ask how many films like that exist.
Now I've answered these in the reverse because the Satoshi Kon one hit me with a passion, but let's go to Ghibli. Here we have a wide smattering of movies of which I have seen them all. I feel like he would see many of them as style over substance, though he would jive with the ennui. Not to dunk on your favs in the slightest (they're both amazing films), but I feel especially with the Wind Rises that he would have a hard time taking the film seriously with how they did all the plane noises as verbal sounds instead of foley. I think mostly the younger protagonists and child-like wonder unfortunately wouldn't be for him since that's something he was both denied and he rejected. I think if one were to interest him at this stage in his life, I bet it would be Kiki. Large swaths of it he would think were boring, but something about losing ones spark and melancholy would be something he would relate to on a deep level, whether he'd admit that or not. I can see him playing that film in the background while he did stuff and often looking over during the artist in the woods scene.
Thank you so much for your questions, Mister! They are truly such a blast!
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DAY 1
Hello Amazing People! as I said before RL has been a bitch and im late on my schedule to upload but here its is! First day of passover! im going to do the same thing I did last year. the recs will be posted in the evening signifying the start of the day as per jewish law. To everyone who celebrates have a happy and kosher holiday! to everyone else happy easter (im not sure when it is or was sorryđ). Love you allâ¤ď¸
All of me uncharted by ANTchan - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 13351, sterek)
I have this fantasy.
And maybe it's Stiles' favorite one. And maybe it's been buzzing under his skin for the longest time. So he makes a post about it. Thereâs nothing shameful about that. That's what blogs like this are for. He expects most of the responses he gets - the supporters, the enthusiasts, the creeps.
But the simple message:Â Would you trust me to give you that?
After that, all bets are off.
Up Against the Wall by selecasharp - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 1849, sterek)
Stiles's first time with Derek doesn't go quite like he'd imagined. But he is so completely okay with that.
Honest Mistake by E_Scribble - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 4496, sterek)
In which Stiles accidentally stumbles into the wrong apartment and meets a very grumpy tenant. Thrice.
I Thought You Would Like That by Emela - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7325, sterek)
Yeah, that was pretty bad, but what was worse was having spent the last three years pretending to hate Stiles, because it was better than being the guy who failed at emotions and got rejected for them, and now Derek was locked in the same room as him under the promise they would only be let out when they âdid something about their sexual tensionâ.
Derek and Stiles get locked in a room together at an office Christmas party and end doing something about all that unresolved sexual tension.
Mine by Destiel_Sabriel - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 584, sterek)
Derek and Stiles have sex, knotting ensues.
All You Ever Needed to Know About Knotting by orphan_account - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 4781, sterek)
Derek had started reading the column by accident. Really, reading strangersâ questions about knotting and heat had never really appealed to him. However, at that point in time, he was a little desperate.
And he was right: most of the questions submitted by anonymous readers didnât appeal to him. The answers, though, did.
(Or: In which Stiles writes an advice column about knotting and Derek is smitten. Also they're neighbors.)
Focal Point by gremlins-came-and-got-me (Scared_Beings_in_the_Dark), PalenDrome (nerdherderette) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7040, sterek)
Stiles lets out a choked groan. He bends down to mouth the crook of Derekâs neck, his blunt teeth clamping down in an imitation of a claiming bite. The pressure is firm yet non-threatening, and Derek feels his heartbeat slow.
âPlease,â Derek gasps.Â
He doesnât say âAlphaâ, but itâs damn close.
Fire and Brimstone by StaciNadia - (Rating: Mature, Words: 3260, sterek)
Derek accidentally summons a demon.
When the Dust Settles (I'll Still Love You) by mysecretashes - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 23764, sterek)
Stiles had imagined his first time many different ways, but never like this.
Valentine's Day Candy in Aisle Four by linksofmemories_archive - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 8998, sterek)
âItâs so commercialist, and all it does is bring people down who donât have a special someone.â
âBasically.â
âAre you two seriously discussing your hatred of Valentineâs Day when a man with a gun is walking around the store?â
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Ranking Every Ganondorf In Terms Of Fuckability (my own personal thoughts)
Iâm sorry.
Not really.
First (?) Ganon (Legend of Zelda 1986)
1/10, not my personal vibe. He looks like a cartoon circus bear? And I donât like orange. I think heâd probably make weird snorting noises a lot?.
Link to the Past Ganon (1991?)
2/10? I donât know about this guy. Heâs just like a Blue pig man? And his claws look sharp. I guess itâs the same as fucking an orc? If thatâs your thing.
Ocarina of Time Ganon (uhhh 1998)
4/10 So, he kinda looks like an evil goblin witch? Or Rumpelstiltskin, But I like his fit, and those THIGHS???. If he didnât look like he wanted to steal my firstborn, Itâd probably be a 5-6.
Wind Waker Ganon (2002)
3/10 So, honestly this one would probably get a 5, but he looks way more cartoonish in game, and that version just makes me uncomfortable. He looks like a lecherous clown man. I like his robe though, I bet itâs comfy.
Zelda Four swords (also 2002? I thinks)
1/10. There is no sentience in this guy. Like i canât see this being anything but a horrible experience. He looks like a Blue Rottweiler on steroids. Not for me.
Zelda Twilight Princess (2006)
7/10 Oh my god FINALLY. Twilight Princess had all my first Zelda crushes (Midna my Beloved). To be honest, this Ganon still looks like a troll a little bit here, but he had STYLE. And he had dark evil vibes so?. (If Zelda doesnât want to be held captive in the castle, you can take me instead đ).
Zelda Skyward Sword Ganon (2011).
5/10. So, first off. Yeah, this is technically Demise, but whatever. Anyway, while Groose, Gira, and Impa were clearly the hotties of this game, Demise is a DEMON KING and thatâs not something I would ever willingly pass up. However that man is going to have to wear socks or something because those-eugh-those TOES?. No.
Zelda Hyrule Warriors (2014)
8.5/10. Jesus Christ. Forgive me Lord but this MAN. The armour, the hair, the build. I hope Iâm not the next reincarnated Hero because Hyrule is DOOMED if theyâre gonna try and make me stand against THIS?.
Zelda Breath of the wild. (2017).
2/10. I still donât even know what this is. No matter how many times I play. Calamity Ganon? More like catastrophe Ganon because he is hurting my eyes. This haunts my dreams.
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom (2023) SPOILER??.
9/10. Listen. I loved Sonia as much as we all did, but Iâm just saying that if I had been the one stabbed, and it was by this guy??. Well? Everyone deserves a second chance. Also I donât think Iâve ever seen shirtless Ganon? (Scaley Demise donât count) and I wholeheartedly approve of this design choice.
I knows thereâs a few other Ganonâs? But I donât know those bitches, so Iâm not rating them. Anyway, I decided to do this on a whim because it seemed fun. Donât take this super seriously, or do take it seriously? I donât think it matters. Ganons a vibe.
Next time im gonna rate Beedles, because heâs the love of my life.
(Also this has been in my drafts for two days, and Iâm finishing it up when Iâm half asleep, so I might edit it if thereâs other things to say.)
#Zelda#Legend of Zelda#Zelda Spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#I guess?#Ganon#ganondorf#oh my god#one of the tags is#ganondilf#CRYING#HE IS THOUGH#this took far more effort than I expected#anyway
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Start to write this but im into stress time rn and dont know if i will make something of it
Of course the aim of it, it to turn it into my ship later
Anyways
Jounouchi was driving that night, going back from a late meeting when he saw something lying down on the road, looking a lot like a human form.
"Is that a human ?" He frowned, suspicious.
Alerted he stopped his motorbike to go to see the person and what a surprise.
"Wait !? Isn't that ⌠Kaiba ?" Pulling the man on his back to look at him better, the man was on the missing list for like 5 years now ! Everyone thought he was dead at this point but here we go, between all the humans in this city, it's him that found him out of nowhere ! Unconscious on the road, what a joke !
Kaiba was wearing his blue and black space suit with a headpiece and his duel disk but both looked worn out, like they were in a centrifuge.
Jounouchi called an ambulance after he made sure Kaiba was breathing and not dead already and then he called Mokuba, the young man was the new CEO of Kaiba Corps and they have been in touch since Jounouchi started to be a pro duelist.
"Hey Mokuba ? Hm i'm sorry i know it's late to call but ⌠" he hesitated an instant looking at the brunette on the floor "seen like I found your brother" he rubbed his neck.
"What are you saying Jounouchi ? Aren't you drunk ?" He says with a tired voice, he can't believe the older man.
"No, no listen ! It's Kaiba ! I swear !" he can ear the ambulance coming "the ambulance is coming, i will call you back"
***Â
He opened his eyes and shut them just as fast, the white around him was too much.
He didn't know where he was, didn't recall a single thing to be true, did he quit the afterlife ? It was so hard to reach it but it was so much difficult to stay here where living doesn't have rights, he thought that dueling Atem could be just a question of hours.
The sound around finally reached his ears, the slow sound of his battling heart on the monitor and the far away voices of people walking on the corridor, he was sure now, he was back to the present life.
He tried to open his eyes a second time, feeling less dazzled but it takes some seconds to get used to it, he was staring at the white ceiling and the smell of medicine came to his nose, he was at the hospital.
He sight before turning his head to see someone asleep in the chair at the right of his bed, Mokuba, he didn't remember his little brother has grown so much before he was gone, his hair was shorter too and he looked tired, as tired as him when he was at the head of Kaiba Corps, he let everything in his brother hands but seeing his brother here make him regret it in a way.
The door opened and he was ready to see anybody except Jounouchi, the blond had his hands full with some coffees cups and he put it on the tiny table before he noticed Kaiba staring at him.
" Oh look who is awake" he smiled at him and he was feeling strange, maybe that's what being back in life again feels like.
"What are you doing here ? What happened ?" He feels like talking takes all his energy, he has to take a break to breathe, his voice feels raspy.
"That ok Kaiba, I found you unconscious on the road and Mokuba wanted me to stay" while saying that he woke up the teen boy who almost jumped out of his seat when he saw him awake.
"Oh brother you are up! Who are you feeling !?"
"Feeling like a bus rolled over me but that's ok i guess" putting his hand on the bridge of his nose to pinch it, feeling a headache coming and he looked at his brother, confused "How many times I am gone ? You look âŚ"
"Older ?" Say mokuba with an awkward smile, nervous.
"Yes, older âŚ"
" Seto it's been 5 years, seriously I really start to think you will never go back" he admitted with a little voice, hope to see him again was a tight line in his head before today.
Kaiba's stomach twisted at this reveal, he can't even imagine because it didn't feel like 5 years for him, it felt more like two weeks or so, guess the time span was different between the two worlds.
He had to go back to look at the ceiling for some second to swallow the pill, 5 years was a lot of time.
#ygo#jounouchi katsuya#seto kaiba#mokuba kaiba#ficlet#mytext#i try to reread it for bad wording but i cant put my brain on it#so sorry if my english in sloppy
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Head so full about your band AU rn, I have to share the connections my brain has been making
First of all, Kung Lao getting his bass all bloody? This reminds me so much of Sodo from the band Ghost who did this (multiple times, might I add) and his white guitar was all bloody.. yummy
Then Sento as the drumsticks? Dude that's so smart and the crack potential is unreal (the fans will learn to ignore all the weird stuff happening during concert with time I'm sure lol)
Also, I know I will never hear Raiden's death growl or angelic voice, but in my head it's so clear how amazing he sounds, I can bet how many fans the guys have just purely after hearing him and not even knowing anything about the band itself
AND THEN THEY KISS YEAHÂ (sorry I had to)
The Lin Kuei boys and the whole "guess's who's popular now" is making me remember being an old Hollywood Undead fan and seeing Deuce loose all his reputation lmaoo
Then Havik's growl.. this is making me feel things I didn't know I could
And God I love LOVE Crane Wives, and you are so right about the vibes and how they fit perfectly together, you're so big brain my friend
And please the girls.. Wish I was a girl kisser rn, they all sound so dreamy
Also I can't just ignore this: Shang Tsung and Lady Gaga? Honey, I'd be in the front row at every concert praying he looked at me while serving absolute cunt are you kidding me
AND A FUJIN MENTION OMG!! It's like when you heard a song in the supermarket circa 2016 when you were out shopping with your mother on a hot summer day and heard it exactly once (1) since then. You can remember the words, the rythm, but no matter how hard you try, you just can't find it.
I'm so sorry for all this, I just love all of it so much and have so many thoughts.. Please tell me you're planning to make more
- <3 anon
kung lao was partially inspired by that (ive listened to ONE ghost song i apologize)... but also I PLAY TOO HARD... as for Sento im a big fan of the little(?) details but also i am actually sentos #1 fan move over kenshi. Raiden would have those real sweet and soft vocals outside of the death growl but all i can really imagine in my head is him throwing his head back and leaning down and putting his entire heart into it. ON THAT THOUGH... there's a very specific reason as to why i put kenshi on drums and kung lao on bass... these two are the heart of the band but in comparison to johnny and raiden they always fall short of the love?? so like. just saying. ahem.
also used to be a fan of hollywood undead but i have no idea what happened to them i was like 12 and they were just bangers for me at the time.
EVERYTHING ELSE THO IM SO GLAD U ENJOY IT... i remember when i first started participating in fandoms i always wanted to make an au... but also like i was like 10 and bad at writing but also. fandoms around that time were less than savory. KNOWING PEOPLE LIKE THIS ONE IS LIKE. little undertale obsessed frey is so happy LMFAOOOO. i could probably write so much. soooooo much about it. i might. but i have like 50 asks to catch up on not to mention my drafts sighs
BUT SERIOUSLY IM SO GLAD PEOPLE LIKE IT AUGHGGSGHHDGHHHH IDC HOW MANY TIMES I SAY IT I MEAN IT EACH AND EVERYTIME
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GETTING TO KNOW YOU .
respond to the following prompts out of character . then , tag 9 others that you'd like to get to know a little bit better .
ROLEPLAYER NAME: lumi
ROLEPLAYER PRONOUNS: she / her
MUSE NAME: allison jade "sonny" munroe
PREFERRED COMMUNICATION: discord if we're mutuals, especially since tumblr eats my ims
EXPERIENCE: i want to say 2012??? i was a baby and should have NOT been here jkbsjgbrekj
PREFERRED ROLEPLAY TYPE: yes
PET PEEVES & DEALBREAKERS: am i about to copy and paste my list since i have done this before? you bet your ass i am
plagiarism. whether it be a character or a plot idea, don't steal from anybody. people work hard on their characters and plots. i understand not many plots can be considered original, but everyone comes up with their own twists. stop stealing.
white washing. as a poc person, i have dealt with a lot of racism both irl and on tumblr. it was to a point i took two years off of this hellsite. so do not change a poc character into a white one. we've been erased as it is. and if you struggle trying to match a character to its race, do not feel afraid to ask someone for help on it. there are also websites that show you an fc's ethnicity as well.
not knowing where the line is between mun and muse. they are two completely different things.
god modding. for the love of all that is chuck, do not control what anyone else's character does!! we all control our own characters and that's how it should be. this also means doing something crazy that someone else may not approve of so if you want to do something, ask first.
force ship, simple as that
anon hate. seriously, that kind of negativity should never be welcomed nor encouraged. we all come here to escape as it is so just let everyone have fun writing.
people acting better than others. i'm sorry but no one is superior over anyone else.
lack of communication. we're all grown adults here. if there's a problem, just communicate.
trash talking someone's portrayal. realistically, we all interpret canon characters differently than others and that is okay. no one's version is right or wrong. no one is the "chanel/walmart" version.
shit stirrers. people don't get along sometimes, it happens. but don't be someone who fuels the fire between two people when all they wanted was to clear the air and talk.
rushing people to reply and shaming them when they don't reply fast enough. everyone has real lives and can't always get to it. now a simple nudge to let someone know they replied maybe weeks later just in case they missed it is fine. but if you're going to put pressure on people? stop.
using mental health as an excuse to be a shitty person. many people here suffer with different kinds of disorders and that is no one's fault. but that does not mean it's a pass to be a horrible person. you choose how to treat people around you. you choose whether or not to be a good person.
i can go on and on, but we don't have time for that so here is the rest of the list on the top of my head: self victimizing, ignoring triggers, trying to control your rp partners, bullying, not understanding that rping is a hobby and not a jobby, lack of respect for female characters both canon and oc, ect.
PLOTS OR MEMES: yes. honestly i like memes to start things off that lead into plots. so yes.
LONG REPLIES OR SHORT REPLIES: literally depends on my mood rkbsgjrekbg i like short things that lead into long things.
BEST TIME TO WRITE: when i'm not depressy and burnt out kjrebgsjkrbe
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE: we have similar traits? we both go out of our way to help people before we burn ourselves out. we both get treated poorly by the people we are close to fml. we're both very clumsy. she's also not afraid to stand up for herself, which i have been better at. she will fight for those she loves and same. we both can't flirt for shit. however, sonny is A LOT nicer than me.
TAGGED BY : @lupaeus
TAGGING : YOU X 9
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The Man, the Myth, the Legend is tired and in pain but thatâs his own fault and you will see why: âOH HOT GUY ALERT! Emmett..baby..he is wearing denim on denim with a leather jacket, if that doesnât scream gay, idk what does. GAY! WHAT DID I SAY!â He just paused the episode and walked to the tv to look at Justins art âTHATS bc you accepted a boy who wasnât beaten yet. So of course his work was different, sherlock! Now stop being a prick and let my boy draw on his computer! We expect our students to what now? What did he just say about excelling at everything? Just bc heâs disabled doesnât mean he wonât be amazing?! Oh just say you donât accept disabled people you old fart! Fuck you and your tradition! I hate this clown..oh i guess the clown has some brain after all!..BRIAN! Dont put any ideas in his head.. oh he wants him to succeed and be the best and do good and this is a lot to handle on so many pain medsâ âwhy is linds being a bitch? Since when is she so uptight? Oh, the silence is LOUDâŚBRIAN WILL YOU GRAB THAT AND THEN HE JUST DOES? OH HE IS GONE. THAT MAN IS IN LOVE! HE IS SO IN LOVE AND NOBODY EXCEPT ME FOR SOME REASON SEES THIS *looks at me like he just realized im there too* can you see it?!â âOkay dudes, that was not chill! You donât do that to your friends. Itâs fun to be jokey but that was not cool, yall are better than thatâŚare you tho? MICHAEL BET 5 WEEKS?! i guess people do change. Tell them debbie! At least she gets it, even if she only gets it once every 17 episodesââŚâBen better be better than David. Oh is he gonna be the one..i mean heâs asking him to talk about comics..david hid them. I hated that. Okay Benny boy, you can stick around, Iâll allow it but you get 3 strikes!â âOkay goatee dude, chill the fuck out. People are allowed to have relationships and still be the hottest thing around. Donât make him self conscious, i have worked overtime to try and get him to admit to being in love! DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME!âŚ.NOOOO HE RUINED IT FOR ME!âŚMICHAEL! WHAT THE FUCK MICHAEL WHO JUST SAYS THAT TO A PERSON? Just when i was about to be in your corner, someone please hit him! You cant just say fucked up shit and then say sorry! Thats not how that works!â Then he felt bad for Mikey bc of the school thing and then he hated that he felt bad bc hes mad at him âOh we are getting hot and HEAVY! Bri Bri, i am impressed! You knew he was upset and why! Oh so that guy was nothing but Justin is something? MY DUDES WE SERIOUSLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TALK. Aww he doesnât want Brian to change. Now thatâs love! Oh COME ON, I CANT FUCKING WIN EVEN FOR A MINUTE! Im a good person, i deserve good stuff, throw me a bone ffsâ âaw Benny boy is listening! Oh he is way better than david! If youre the one, you can stay! Just do me a favor and make mike more tolerable, i am begging for the sake of my well being..that was sweet mike, now give me brian and justin again!â He had to go and take his last dose of pills for today and he just looked at the ceiling and flapped his arms around while making no noise at all, so id say heâs handling it well. âListen, i am 100% straight. But THIS *points to a paused screen of Brian in the green light in the beginning of the non confession scene* is one beautiful man! I AM INTRIGUED And I would not mind him hitting on me.â I made a comment that he is now 54 years old to which he puts his hand up in my face and goes âIâll get back to you on thatâ and just continued to watch. 1/2 of 2x06
Dear sweet anon - I am SCREAMING over him asking if you see that Brian is in love too. Yes, Brother Anon, that's why we're all here 20 years later. Still sobbing over them.
And yes, Gale Harold is the most beautiful man to ever man. I have a straight crush on him and even at 54 he could get it. The green light scene is one of my favorite. UGH that profile.
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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