#sergey razumovsky x oleg volkov

[larisrenard]

— А ну, отошли от него! — палка с треском ломается о спину рослого мальчишки с прыщавым лбом, тот взвизгивает и резко разворачивается.

— С-с-сука! С-совсем страх п-п-потерял?! — выплевывает он сквозь зубы, готовясь бросится с кулаками на обидчика. Но Разумовский уже замахнулся обломком палки, и стоит прыщавому сделать шаг навстречу, как он тут же обрушивает ее старшекласснику на голову. А потом еще раз. И еще. Трое лупивших Олега ребят замирают как по команде, наблюдая за происходящим со смесью непонимания и какого-то необъяснимого страха.

— Шухер! Псих рыжий! — запоздало выкрикивает ушлого вида паренек с глубоко посаженными бегающими черными глазенками. Бежать он не торопится, хоть и начинает понемногу пятится. Волков приходит в себя первым — хватает его за лодыжку, и, валит на землю. Завязывается новая драка, однако, двое других лезть в нее не спешат.

— Ч-чего вы там м-м-мнете сиськи?! С-с-сюда, блять, и-и-идите! — прыщавый мальчишка багровеет, хватая за запястье Сережу, сжимая его посильнее, заставляя выбросить палку

— Н-н-ну? Теперь ч-ч-что, с-с-сопляк?! Разумовский пропускает удар в живот и виснет  удерживаемый старшеклассником, силясь подняться на ноги.

— Федь... Не трогай его! Пошли уже, а? Ну их... Хрен с ней, с этой приставкой!

— Эта с-с-с-сука мне за вс-с-с.. за все ответит! — снова удар, выбивающий из Сережи весь воздух.

— Федь, да он псих конченый! Пусти его, блин...

— П-п-псих?! — Федя перехватывает Разумовского поудобнее, благо, весит он совсем немного, и с силой прикладывает его головой о ближайшее дерево. Пнув повалившегося на землю Сережу, прыщавый развернулся, сплюнул в сторону и оскалился.

— Н-н-ну? И ч-что он т-т-теперь м-мне сделает? Трусы! Я н-н-наведу т-тут п-п-п... — пламенную речь прыщавого прерывает его же истошный вопль. Дравшийся с Олегом паренек пускается прочь. Шорты на бедре Феди быстро окрашиваются красным. Разумовский стоит напротив, опираясь о дерево — почти на две головы ниже, с разбитым виском, прокушенной губой, отрешенным взглядом и заляпанным в крови ртом, расплывающимся в кривой усмешке.

— Я явился убить тебя... Меня послал дьявол по твою душу! — склонив голову на бок, Сережа встряхивает нож и направляет к горлу мальчишки. Его пробивает мелкая дрожь, а по левому колену, прямо в кроссовок сбегает теплая струйка мочи.

— ...п.... п-п... п-псих! — на глазах Феди выступают слезы. Он ненавидит Разумовского. Он боится его. — Пойдем отсюда... — на плече старшеклассника ложится рука, которую он тут же убирает, почти бросаясь на товарища и толкая его.

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— И что это было за представление про дьявола?

— Олег смывает с носового плотка бордовые подтеки и, немного отжав, складывает его вчетверо, принимаясь промывать разбитый висок Сережи. — Так... Отсылка на Горького... "Сказки об Италии".

— Разумовский поджимает к себе колени, морща лоб.

— Отсылка на Горького? — Волков прыскает от смеха — Завязывал бы ты с классикой... Серый, да ты его напугал так, что он обоссался!

— Не смешно! — Сережа отнимает руку Олега от своего виска —То, что произошло... Из-за этого он теперь может стать преступником! Энурез,  наравне с жестокостью к животным — далеко не первый звоночек... Он и так вымещал свою неполноценность на других, а теперь в его жизни на одну травмирующую ситуацию больше!

— Ладно-ладно, извини, больше не буду смеяться над ним — Волков пожимает плечами, снова промывает платок и принимается стирать кровь с волос Сережи — Но ты все равно молодец, Серый... Мужиком себя показал. Спасибо тебе. Разумовский закусывает губу и некоторое время они сидят молча.

— А нож-то у тебя откуда? — Олег осторожно укладывает на крупном камне только что отстиранную футболку.

— На кухне стащил... Когда в прошлый раз... — Сережа вдруг замолкает.

— Прошлый раз? — Не важно... Забудь... — Разумовский отворачивается от солнца и натягивает на голову капюшон, скрываясь заодно и от Олега. С минуту оба молчат.

— Из-за чего хоть подрались?

— О, это самое смешное! — Волков достает из кармана геймбой — подарок за первое место на районных соревнованиях по бегу, и демонстрирует Сереже живописную трещину, расходящуюся паутиной на целый экран.

— Дурни, лупасили так, что даже забей они меня, поиграть бы у них не вышло — Олег действительно находит эту ситуацию забавной, а вот Разумовскому не смешно совсем. Он вдруг поднимается на ноги, заключая Волкова в крепкие объятия.

— Когда мы выйдем отсюда, я подарю тебе новый... Обещаю... Купим все, что захотим и никто не сможет у нас ничего отнять... — Спасибо, Серый... — Олег никогда не загадывал так далеко и был склонен верить в то, что планировать что-либо не будучи уверенным в завтрашнем дне — глупость, но Сереже он верил. Верил, как никому другому.

— Мне сейчас обратно точно нельзя — Сережа отстранился и, переминаясь с ноги на ногу, стал теребить край толстовки — Сходи к медсестре, пусть посмотрит твои гематомы... Скорее всего тебе предложат полежать в лазарете — не отказывайся, только проси самую дальнюю палату. У нее окно рядом с пожарной лестницей и у него ручки не выдраны. И еще... Возьми фонарик и что-нибудь почитать.

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Ночью Разумовский, действительно пришел к нему. Они забрались в постель, и при тусклом свете фонарика, Олег слушал, как Сережа читает. Разумовский умел передавать голосом любые интонации, оживляя скучный текст настоящими эмоциями. Под утро он начал засыпать, уронил на себя книжку и принялся посапывать, уткнувшись веснушчатым носом в шею Волкова. Кажется, именно в ту ночь Олег пообещал себе, что когда вырастет, обязательно влюбится в Сережу.

[itsjustnk]

my two current obsession:

the "i will kill you" husbands and the "sorry for killing you" husbands

[dazai-is-a-sweet-bean]

villian with a redemption arc / animal lover

[anthropologistfromentropy]

Okay so I have an Aesthetic™️

Sergei Razumovsky/Oleg Volkov is basically Felix Yusupov/Dashkov, Volkov and Dashkov are literally played by the same actor.

I do love my murder husbands, especially as redheaded twinks (also myth Loki lol) 😍

And yes Major Grom the movie would have been improved by a femme Razumovsky and Volkov in kinky puppy play gear.

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Round 2, bracket B, poll 1

Propaganda for Serovolk here

Propaganda for Wenzhou here

[rataccatak]

issue 2 had peak serovolk vibes

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bonus:

[zambomarti]

My favorite characters 🤝 my love for wolves

[dyke-in-crisis]

get it guys bc hes not really there GET IT??DIDYOU GET IT I'M LOSING MY MIND I'M SOBBING

commissions

[comicsgeek]

Still love

It's hard for all of us to lose our closest ones. So it was not easy for Polina and Sergey to accept that Oleg was no longer around and would never be. They had grown up together, the "holy trinity," as everyone called them. Polina herself noticed how she fell in love with Oleg.

She promised to wait for him, and she still does. But the soldier will not return home. Polina cried for a long time when she was handed a paper with a record of Oleg's death.

"That's not true!" is the only thought that haunts her.

Sergey took the news of his friend's death very hard and therefore recreated it in his mind. Pauline's attempts to reach him were futile. Razumovsky did not believe in Oleg's death.

And then one day an unexpected guest on the threshold of Polina's house - Igor Grom. And with even more unexpected news about Sergey - he's a killer, he's a Plague Doctor.

"Are you sure of that? What is it?" she asks, concerned.

Igor nods.

"He didn't want to listen to me that Oleg is no longer with us. Sergey and I haven't been in touch for a long time." - Polina is practically crying.

"You loved Oleg, didn't you?" Grom looks at her so kindly, so sympathetic.

"I still do."

Polina came to the building where Sergey lived. He's handcuffed, covered in blood, but he's smiling. But this is not sincere. Razumovsky notices her in the crowd and grins.

There is no more that trinity, as in childhood. Oleg died, and Sergey is in a psychiatric hospital. Note: Polina is OC'name.

[darksideoftheshipps]

Multifandom ships

Part 3

Roman Godfrey x Peter Rumancek (Hemlock Grove)

Oleg Volkov x Sergei Razumovsky (Major Grom: Plague Doctor)

Loki Laufeyson x Mobius M. Mobius (Loki)

Bard the Bowman x Thranduil (Hobbit)

Steve Rogers x Thor Odinson (Marvel)

Oswald Cobblepot x Edward Nygma (Gotham)

Sherlock Holmes x James Moriarty (Sherlock)

Han Solo x Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

Obi-Wan Kenobi x Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Kylo Ren x Armitage Hux (Star Wars)

Gifs are not mine

[aquickstart]

MISCELLANEOUS FUN FACTS

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: complicated. dating the entire cast of Major Grom: Plague Doctor as well as Bubble Comics producers long-distance is a herculean task

FAVOURITE COLOUR: orange

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: neither right now but generally lipstick

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Космос by Три Дня Дождя & Лали. i am obsessed with this song and if it doesn't end up in my top 5 on spotify wrapped this year i will be very pissed. i also discovered it through a Major Grom fan playlist, in case you had any doubts

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: probably Love and Monsters when i rewatched it with @czerny-182 for the third time

TOP THREE TV SHOWS: currently still processing how good Shadow and Bone was, also love Queen's Gambit and watched it two and a half times, and Peaky Blinders

TOP THREE SHIPS: сероволк. serovolk. oleg volkov and sergey razumovsky. these bitches

also Neil Josten x Andrew Minyard, also actually Mal Oretsev and Alina Starkov. my grishaverse reread and the show rlly did a number on me this year

BOOKS I’M CURRENTLY READING: currently knee deep into the Bubble Comics universe and only have enough brain cells to process the stories of major Igor Grom and his many friends and enemies. technically am in the middle of my King of Scars reread but that's not what i came here to talk about

TAGGED BY: @midlandpansy and was actually instructed to use this as a promo post for Major Grom so. there you go

TAGGING: literally anyone who sees this but if you do you are also automatically tagged to read Major Grom by Bubble Comics this summer. i do not make the rules actually

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round 1 of the minor bracket

Propaganda:

For Mick Rory and Leonard Snart:

The only supervillains on that show that understood the assignment. Thieves with a flare and loyal only to eachother. Eventually become anti heroes on legends of tomorrow but I liked them best as villains. The best part of both shows. Over the top and committed to the theme for the vibes. Puns and crime.

Fire and ice pairing! 

For Sergey and Oleg: (propaganda from the previous tournament here)

They're so married!!! The domesticity oh my god they live together and they sleep in the same bed and they're worried if the other isn't here when they wake up and they take care of each other when they're sick. Sorry, the latest issue was a lot. Anyway, the crime-doing part. They're both officially criminals and they're wanted in quite a few countries for various reasons: in Russia they killed A Lot of people in various bloody and/or arson-y ways (most famously rich corrupted people, which only antagonists can do) and blew up some stuff (which also killed a lot of innocent people) and kidnapped other innocent people just to get revenge on one guy who was just doing his job (the cop who got Sergey in prison while Oleg was out of the country) (and technically Oleg breaking Sergey out of prison is also a crime, on top of all his solo mercenary stuff). In Italy they also killed people and also broke countless laws (you can even count building safety laws in here for fun), in Mexico (honeymoon!) they had a run-in with the local mafia and that also ended bloodily, in a few other countries they were mostly just evading the law but you can't really do that without breaking other laws. They stole at least one helicopter (after killing the soldiers in it). And that's all *before* the current series. In that one they're coercing someone into becoming a vigilante (an already wanted by the law vigilante), and they're trying not to do so much public things, because they like being presumed dead and not being on the run. But that doesn't stop them from bloodily killing anyone who threatens them or Lera (the med student under the new Plague Doctor costume) or their plan, or defending themselves (by killing people) when the consequences of their past actions come around (does it even count as legitimate defense when you kill almost all the henchmen of the guy who wants to kill you because years ago his parent was an unfortunate victim of your beef with someone totally unrelated? Not sure). And yes *technically* they're killing other criminals, but also they are much worse criminals themselves (as said on- page by a secondary character who was trying to kill them because of, well, all the past terrorism / murder).

They're widely considered to be the worst people in a town full of criminals. A lot of people want to kill them, because of all the murders they did earlier. In all their appearances they're either the most married couple of a series that also has real married couples, or extremely efficient killers who don't have a qualm disposing of everybody else's henchmen.

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⚔️ Update! 🏳️‍🌈 ⚔️

Some couples/ships (+ one polycule) have already received 3 or more submissions and are guaranteed entries in the tournament! Info on them below, you don't have to submit them anymore as they already qualify for the bracket!

The confirmed entries, in order:

Neo x Miw x Shin from 3 will be free - Canon, 5 submissions (whoa)

Haruka Tenou x Michiru Kaiou from Sailor Moon - Canon, 3 submissions

Luz Noceda x Amity Blight from The Owl House - Canon, 3 submissions

Raine Whispers x Edalyn 'Eda' Clawthorne from The Owl House - Canon, 3 submissions

Lan Wangji x Wei Wuxian from Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed - Canon, 3 submissions

Kinn Theerapanyakul x Porsche Kittsawasd from Kinnporsche - Canon, 3 submissions

Oleg Volkov x Sergey Razumovsky from Plague Doctor - Heavily implied, 3 submissions

Barry Bluejeans x Lup from Adventure Zone - Canon, 4 submissions

Nicolo 'Nicky' di Genova x Yusuf 'Joe' al-Kaysani from The Old Guard - Canon, 4 submissions

Willow Park x Hunter Noceda from The Owl House - Canon, 4 submissions

Wen Kexing x Zhou Zishu from Word of honor - Canon, 4 submissions

Gideon Nav x Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series - Heavily implied/basically canon, 3 submissions

Vash x Nicholas D. Wolfwood from Trigun - Implied, 5 submissions (again. whoa)

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Before round 1 ends in 4 hours, here are ships/couples that got 3 or more submissions and will join the bracket* for round 2!

*Written in no particular order, I still need to seed that round once round 1 ends - will keep you updated on that tomorrow!

Jack Harkness x Ianto Jones (Torchwood) - canon, 3 submissions

Wei Wuxian x Lan Wangji (The Untamed/Mo Dao Zu Shi) - canon, 3 submissions

Alec Lightwood x Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters/The Shadowhunter Chronicles series) - canon, 4 submissions

Luz Noceda x Amity Blight (The Owl House) - canon, 3 submissions

Vash x Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun) - subtext, 6 submissions

Sergey Razumovsky x Oleg Volkov (Plague Doctor/Major Grom) - subtext, 3 submissions

Nicolò 'Nicky' di Genova x Yusuf 'Joe' al-Kaysani (The Old Guard) - canon, 6 submissions

Wu Zetian x Li Shimin x Gao Yizhi (Iron Widow) - canon, 3 submissions

Gideon Nav x Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) - canon-ish/heavy subtext, 4 submissions

Raine Whispers x Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) - canon, 3 submissions

Miles Edgeworth x Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) - subtext, 3 submissions

Wen Kexing x Zhou Zishu (Word of honor) - canon, 4 submissions

Tan x Bun (Manner of death) - canon, 4 submissions

Korra x Asami (The legend of Korra) - canon, 5 submissions

Hunter Noceda x Willow Park (The Owl House) - canon, 4 submissions

Sean x White (Not Me the series) - canon, 5 submissions

Michiru Kaiou x Haruka Tenou (Sailor Moon) - canon, 4 submissions

Neo x Miw x Shin (3 will be free) - canon, 5 submissions

Kinn Theerapanyakul x Porsche Kittisawasd (Kinnporsche) - canon, 4 submissions

Barry Bluejeans x Lup (Adventure Zone) - canon, 4 submissions

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Brackets for round 2!

Round 2 bracket A starts tomorrow, bracket B a week later!

Please disregard the formatting above, the site doesn't allow a bracket with no preliminaries if there are 18 options in a bracket.

The options in red are on the same level as the others, this round will have 9 polls for each bracket (so 18 in total). Instead of preliminaries in this round, I decided to do double-elimination polls for round 3.

List of all couples/ships below, although not in order they're in the bracket:

Couples/ships that got 1 or 2 submissions and survived past round 1:

Sister Beatrice x Ava Silva (Warrior Nun) - canon, 2 submissions Suletta Mercury x Miorine Rembran (Gundam: the witch from Mercury) - canon, 1 submission Ruby x Sapphire (Steven Universe) - canon, 2 submissions Anthy Himemiya x Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena) - canon, 1 submission Rose x Kanaya (Homestuck) - canon, 2 submissions Caitlyn Kiramman x Vi (Arcane) - canon, 2 submissions Beauregard x Yasha (Critical Role) - canon, 2 submissions Adora x Catra (She Ra and the princesses of power) - canon, 2 submissions Ballister Boldheart/Blackheart x Ambrosius Goldenloin (Nimona) - canon, 1 submission Cecil x Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale) - canon, 1 submission Hornet x Lace (Hollow Knight) - subtext, 1 submission Amaya x Janai (The Dragon Prince) - canon, 2 submissions Caleb Widogast x Essek Thelyss (Critical Role) - canon, 1 submission Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy (DC) - canon, 1 submission Blake Belladonna x Yang Xiao-Long (RWBY) - canon, 2 submissions Alec Hardison x Eliot Spencer x Parker (Leverage) - canon, 1 submission

The couples/ships that got 3+ submissions and enter the tournament in round 2:

Jack Harkness x Ianto Jones (Torchwood) - canon, 3 submissions Wei Wuxian x Lan Wangji (The Untamed/Mo Dao Zu Shi) - canon, 3 submissions Alec Lightwood x Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters/The Shadowhunter Chronicles series) - canon, 4 submissions Luz Noceda x Amity Blight (The Owl House) - canon, 3 submissions Vash x Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun) - subtext, 6 submissions Sergey Razumovsky x Oleg Volkov (Plague Doctor/Major Grom) - subtext, 3 submissions Nicolò 'Nicky' di Genova x Yusuf 'Joe' al-Kaysani (The Old Guard) - canon, 6 submissions Wu Zetian x Li Shimin x Gao Yizhi (Iron Widow) - canon, 3 submissions Gideon Nav x Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) - canon-ish/heavy subtext, 4 submissions Raine Whispers x Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) - canon, 3 submissions Miles Edgeworth x Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) - subtext, 3 submissions Wen Kexing x Zhou Zishu (Word of honor) - canon, 4 submissions Tan x Bun (Manner of death) - canon, 4 submissions Korra x Asami (The legend of Korra) - canon, 5 submissions Hunter Noceda x Willow Park (The Owl House) - canon, 4 submissions Sean x White (Not Me the series) - canon, 5 submissions Michiru Kaiou x Haruka Tenou (Sailor Moon) - canon, 4 submissions Neo x Miw x Shin (3 will be free) - canon, 5 submissions Kinn Theerapanyakul x Porsche Kittisawasd (Kinnporsche) - canon, 4 submissions Barry Bluejeans x Lup (Adventure Zone) - canon, 4 submissions

[dyke-in-crisis]

ˢᵉʳᵒᵛᵒˡᵏ ᵖˡᵃʸˡⁱˢᵗ ᵉˣᶜᵉᵖᵗ ⁱᵗ ᵗᵘʳⁿˢ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵃⁿᵍˢᵗ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ ᵒⁿˡʸ ˡⁱˢᵗᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵐⁱᵗˢᵏⁱ

you know what they do to guys like us in prison-mcr

cop car-mitski

the bourne identity-tlsp

aria-the lost paradise

what kind of man-florence + the machine

my propeller-arctic monkeys

I disagree-poppy

khochu peremen-kino

heavy in your arms-florence + the machine

burn bright-mcr

no. 1 party anthem-arctic monkeys

pinkish-gerard way

why didn't you stop me?-mitski

michelle-sir chloe

brother-gerard way

is this what you wanted-tlsp

summertime-mcr

heaven knows I'm miserable now-the smiths

505-arctic monkeys

secret door-arctic monkeys

love crime

I bet on losing dogs-mitski

obstacles-syd matters

long & lost-florence + the machine

goodbye, my danish sweetheart-mitski

i've never felt so alone

remember you cover-mars bars

wish that you were here-florence + the machine