#sera ryder

[luckystrawberryking]

Sera Ryder

[yogaandgym]

[mossycobblestonearts]

the yippee rancher returns

okay, so like, if you know, you know...

i'm on roblox, hold the boos, i don't actually care

the daybreak discord server got nuked :( and all my yippees DIED which is UNACCEPTABLE

so,, i will be posting them all here,, eventually...

anyways,, this will act as the master post for the yippees!!! (in order of creation)

things will be hyperlinked as they are posted :)

the masterlist <3

adriana

arlo

gabrielle cole

eiji inagaki

iris

jun inagaki

yara valle

mamo ikaika

cora madden

jack sato

seung kwan

yeona jeung

sarah lindholm

emery rivera

dae-jung pak

yan tian

eman attia

riley west

serena wolfe

kyle wolfe

finley marai (polluted)

dakari bowens

amari taymiyyah

elijah songaa

taylor dalton

chaoxing lai

yvonne kojo

unforgotten

taliyah mehta (stalker)

yronica ayala

alexei (watcher)

lyndon davenport

kelvin mars

crystal phechr

klara cruz (ghost)

elizabeth payne

ye-jun im (idol)

nami deng

dakota nicole

emil singh

winona davis (banshee)

crosby aldrich

callum gallagher

jules (showstopper)

cole volkov (werewolf)

mahali (apostate)

p3-ng (android)

becca prescott

sera

makoto shizuka

tanasha njoki (empress)

christoph hoftman (surgeon)

alexis hargrove (host)

rayner byrne

wren harris (slasher)

sanjana dewan

tara sokolova (voidskulk)

saadiya ali

aaaquil che

parker kaplan

ryder parikh

lawrence payne (warden)

aiden talbot (janitor)

nathen reyes

gavin prescott

daryl ross (principal)

tabitha harris

anais desir

[lasandra]

Per request, I asked my kid sister for what her impressions of the Dragon Age Companions were based solely on their pictures:

@merciawintersageposting Here's what my sister thought of them lol

Dragon Age Origins Companions: Alistair: "He looks like a creep." Me: "Why??" Her: "He has weird hair!" Morrigan: "She seems like a vampire!" Leliana: "She seems like a warrior princess!" Zevran: "He seems like a nosy person. He looks like he'd poke his nose into someone else's business." Sten: "He looks like he beats the heck out of people!" Oghren: "He looks like someone who would distract the enemy while you strike him!" Wynne: "She's a flirt! The face she's making seems flirty!" Shale: "She looks like she could smash a person." Dragon Age 2 Companions: Fenris: "He seems like an artist." Aveline: "She seems like a militia lady." Anders: "He's a smolderer like Flynn Ryder." Varric: "He looks like he can swim." Merril: "She seems like a storyteller!" Isabela: "A villainous sorceress. She seems cool." Sebastian: "He seems like a palace guard!" Carver: "He looks like a slave, kind of" Me: "Why?" Her: "Because of his clothes." (I guess she didn't like his outfit lol, don't know why that makes him a slave lol. Kids are wild.) Bethany: "A lady of an ancient time, from an old religion." Dragon Age Inquisition Companions: Solas: "A mysterious whiner." Cassandra: "A human butcher!" Me: "She butchers people??" Her: "Evil people." (Accurate) Josephine: "A writer!" Cole: "FARMER BOY!" Vivienne: "A commander!" Cullen: "He looks bold and noble." Iron Bull: "He looks like he'd be a good defender and he's a tattoo fan." Blackwall: "He seems like he'd be a person's best friend." Dorian: "He looks like he'd be a good jungle explorer!" Sera: "She seems like a questioner. Someone who asks a lot of questions." Dragon Age Veilguard Companions + Manfred: Lucanis: "I think he's cool. I like his hair, and his mustache, and dagger." Davrin: "He seems like he'd be good at talking to animals, like a druid or something." Harding: "She seems like she'd be a good ambassador to a king and queen." Neve: "She seems fun! And like she could calm the flow of evil magic." Bellara: "An elf princess!" Taash: "A pyromaniac!" Emmerich: "An evil wizard!" Manfred: "He's the leader. The leader usually gets to carry the lamp."

[seralahbloodhaven]

The Basics –––

Full Name: Lady Seralah Bloodhaven

Nickname: Sera

Age: Mid twenties equiv

Birthday: winter

Race: Sin'dorei

Gender: female

Marital Status: Single

Physical Appearance –––

Hair: long, black and pin straight

Eyes: fel green

Height: 5’6

Build: slender

Distinguishing Marks: N/A

Scars: none of note

Tattoos: None

Piercings: Her ears are pierced several times. No body piercings.

Common Accessories: Field journal, a locket with a strange portrait of a girl with no face, several lace hankies, pillbox with a painting of a dead hare on it, black, leather gloves, and a magnifying monocle on a golden chain

Likeness: I dunno like Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci

Personal Information –––

Profession: patron of science, alchemist, medium, and noble woman

Hobbies: reading trashy romance novels, experimenting with hallucinogens, tea parties (alone?), indulgent bubble baths, sleeping

Languages: Thalassian, Common and various magical/forbidden languages

Currently Living: Bloodhaven Manor in Eversong

Birthplace: Quel'thalas

Religion: Spiritualism

Fears: abandonment, illness, germs, dirt, mocking birds and whipper wills

Personality:

Seralah is a chipper and cheerful young woman. She is studious and a great lover of science and innovation! She is attempting to have the very first World’s Faire in Silvermoon. Sera is enthusiastic for her alchemical research but even more than science, she adores the world of spirit. She communes with the dead using substances, drugs, liquor and various potions of her own making. She is perpetually dreamy and whimsical. Often, she sings little songs she’s invented under her breath. She is often seen, glassy eyed, talking to herself. She maintains it is her imp and servant Gegmop, or Mop as she calls him. No one else can see Mop so he may not exist. The spirit of her twin who was absorbed in the womb, Little Sister, follows her every step and is her constant companion. Despite her rather sweet and eccentric demeanor, do not be fooled. If you find yourself strapped to a slab in her parlor, you won’t find any mercy.

Relationships –––

Mother: Mimith “Mimi” Bloodhaven (Deceased)

Father: Aelynin Bloodhaven (deceased)

Siblings: Unnamed twin sister who was absorbed in utero (so..deceased?)

Spouse: None

Children: None

Other Family: Silent Sister, an Uncle Vestes Bloodhaven, her father’s brother.

Pets: Gegmop “Mop” the invisble imp. A cat named Victor

Sex & Romance ––

Turn ons: Anything she considers romantic. Anything she reads in her pillow books. Long walks. Extended eye contact. Getting flowers. Poetry. She has a childish view of romance.

Turn offs: Callousness, crudeness, crassness

Love Language: Fairytale romantic that will become obsessed with you in a very troubling and possibly life threatening way.

Relationship Tendencies: Vivisection

Additional Information –––

Smoking Habit: Sometimes but not tobacco

Drugs: She is never sober

Alcohol: Prefers tea but will drink dessert liquor

RP Hooks –––

Speaking to the Dead:

Did grandma die and you can’t find her will? Is that bastard child really your dead husband’s as his mistress claims?? Want to reunite with your loved ones for any reason? Seralah is an accomplished medium. But it will…cost you.

You Are an Inventor Interested in Showcasing Your Invention at the Faire:

Seralah is head of the committee for the World’s Faire and is actively looking for scientists, inventors, performers, oddities and more!

Looking For ––

Weird science, seances, and other esoterica. What I’m not looking for is let’s get married and have babies RP. Unless you want those babies to end up in jars, then fine I guess.

Contact –––

Message me or write at me on here. I don’t play the game often and I super don’t want to RP IN the game even if I have cool outfits. You can add me on discord: lilbriar.

[blackcur-rants]

Random silly headcanons about what the casting would be for a 1980s or 1990s version of “Hazbin Hotel” (This version probably comes out some time between 1987 and 1994, most likely in either 1989 or 1991 and most likely on 28 July 1989 at that, to be quite honest).

01. Jodie Foster as Charlie

02. Steve Martin as Lucifer

03. Robin Wright as Vaggie

04. Robin Williams as Angel Dust

05. Tim Curry as Alastor

06. Keith David as Husk

07. Michael Keaton as Vox

08. Mandy Patinkin as Stolas

09. William Atherton as Blitz

10. Joe Pesci as Fizzarolli

11. Danny de Vito as Moxxie

12. Karen Allen as Velvette

13. Christian Slater as Adam

14. Sigourney Weaver as Lute

15. Shelley Duvall as Niffty

16. Jamie Lee Curtis as Millie

17. Winona Ryder as Loona

18. Kate Winslet as Octavia

19. Ernie Hudson as Asmodeus

20. Robert de Niro as Mammon

21. Linda Hamilton as Carmilla

22. Bruce Campbell as Stryker

23. Kurt Russell as Vortex/Tex

24. Michael Crawford as Sir Pentious

25. Madeline Kahn as Rosie

26. Olivia Newton John as Cherri Bomb

27. Jack Nicholson as Valentino

28. James Earl Jones as Zestial

29. Judi Dench as Sera

30. Linzi Hateley as Emily

31. Martin Mull as Andrealphus

32. Elaine Paige as Stella

Christopher Guest as Paimon

Eddie Bracken as Cash Buckzo

Chris Sarandon as Vassago

Sean Young as Beelzebub

Miriam Margolyes as Mimzie

Jean Marsh as Mrs Mayberry

Pam Ferris as Martha

John Hurt as Lyle Lipton

@cynicalclassicist @carcosa-commune @disregardcanon @lady-asteria @dachi-chan25

@helluvatired @lorethebookworm

[specialagentblogger]

Chain of Influence from Alexa Chung's IT: Heathers and Beetlejuice

Alexa Chung used to be a British TV host, model, and the IT girl of the 2010s. Ballet flats, hot pants, cashmere cardigans, and statement sunglasses made her a modern fashion icon. During a time when skinny jeans, neon accessories, and flower crowns were a thing, the IT girl stood out with ahead-of-her-time style choices. She definitely was one of the first well-known women that I sourced my creative inspiration from.

"IT"

In 2013, Alexa released her debut book IT, featuring her drawings, style influences from film and music and witty advice. This pastel pink, 'cultural reset' of a book, catered to young, aspiring "It" girls and wannabe Vogue Editors. Despite receiving critiques akin to a "wasted opportunity", IT marked the sweet beginning of character development for my 13-year-old self. The book led me on a transformative journey, unveiling my taste in music, film, and fashion - a chain of influence, if you will.

HEATHERS (1988)

One of the films that started my endless love for cinema and marked the chain of influence, was Heathers (1988) - directed by Michael Lehmann and written by Daniel Waters. A satirical and macabre cult classic about a high school, where obnoxious jocks rule and the mean girls are all called Heather - until Veronica (Winona Ryder) and her mysterious boyfriend (Christian Slater) plot to exterminate every bully. Pair a cinematic legend (our girl Wino) with a sexy hunk that is Christian Slater, and you have yourself an 80s classic. Watching this film when you’re 14 years old, in your secret world (my room) on a mini laptop was a transformative experience. In a sense that, in that moment, I fully understood the magic that cinema held, and all I knew was that I wanted more. My eyes could not get enough of the cinematography, the costumes and the beautiful young actors - all while the haunting Syd Straw’s voice sang Que Sera, Sera (strongly advisable to put this song on while reading this post). 

The film itself tells a classic tale of relational agression between high school girls. In the words of Lyn Mikel Brown, or her book of the same name - Girlfighting (2003), the author argues that for quite some time, soap-operas, films, and reality TV had only focused on women who are in competition with one another. Heathers falls right into that category. Its main focus is Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) - one of the Heathers clique, who finally gets tired of being an accomplice to other school kids’ misery. She has this line in the film: “I don’t really like my friends. It is like they are people I work with and our job is being popular”. It is the moment where Veronica foreshadows her involvement in the downfall of her mean friends. The irony of the twist is as absurd as it gets - a kind-hearted girl hates to see mean girls bullying everyone, so she turns to murder to end the meanness altogether.

COSTUMES

Iconic, voluminous hair, fitted checkered jackets with shoulder pads, midi grandma skirts, coloured stockings and none other, than bitchy attitudes! Every shot of Heathers is filled with endless outfit inspiration, curated by Rudy Dillon. Oh, how fun would it have been to dress like that in high school. I love how this kind of fashion evokes a nostalgic longing for a time before I was even born. From then on out, you could not catch me leaving a vintage clothing store without an 80's padded jacket.

Guessing who I went as for Halloween in 2014 would be easy. I put my grey skirt on, borrowed my grandpa’s ashy blue t-shirt, covered my face in fake blood and bought a paper cigar from Tiger. It was magical. I walked around saying “What’s your damage, Heather?” - sadly, no one understood the reference back then and I ended up really scaring my mum. I might have been better at Maths, had I not been rewatching Heathers every other evening. However, no regrets. 2 + 2 is still 4, forever till the end of time. 

Beetlejuice (1988)

IT's chain of influence continued naturally when I decided to explore Winona’s earlier work. The first one that came to mind was Winona’s breakthrough film 'Beetlejuice' (1988), crafted by the extravagant auteur Tim Burton, who is renowned for the gothic and fantastical settings in his work. The contrast-heavy cinematography in Burton’s mise-en-scène is highly influenced by German Expressionism, an art movement that emerged in Germany in the early 20th century. The most predominant aspects of this movement include distorted sets, angular or weirdly-shaped architecture, and a dark, frightening atmosphere.

The film tells the story of a recently deceased couple (Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin), who start haunting their own home after a new family moves in. In an attempt to scare away the living occupants, the couple summons a mischievous spirit named Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton) by saying his name three times. The narrative takes an intriguing turn with the introduction of Winona Ryder's character, Lydia, who, along with her parents (Catherine O’Hara and Jeffrey Jones), becomes entangled with the supernatural world. Winona Ryder delivers a captivating performance as Lydia, portraying a goth teenage girl with the ability to see the dead.

CINEMATOGRAPHY

Cinematographer Thomas E. Ackerman fully realised Burton’s ominous vision for the film. Every single shot is like a surrealist painting - a true feast for the eyes. Even if one does not find the film’s plot appealing, the visual aesthetic will still definitely satisfy one’s artistic hunger. Ackerman's attention to detail and use of lighting contribute to the film's haunting atmosphere, making it a visual masterpiece.

Beetlejuice vs. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

As mentioned previously, the influence of German Expressionism is evident in Burton’s work, and in my opinion, especially in Beetlejuice. The film has striking visual similarities to, arguably, one of the first horror films, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920), directed by Robert Wiene. The film follows a somnambulist who makes horrifying predictions of future events. I watched it during my first year of film studies, and I have to say, I was utterly spellbound. The fact that a film without any sound can be that spine-chilling, still blows my mind.

The distorted corridor in Beetlejuice mirrors the endless, distorted corridor in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. It evokes a sense of claustrophobia, almost like an optical illusion. The surrealist, angular structure of the Caligari corridor seamlessly fits into Beetlejuice, capturing the dreamlike, or rather nightmarish atmosphere.

In the following comparison shots, we can even identify a door with a diagonal line in Burton’s still, and the exact same shaped detail (window/door) on the house in Wiene’s still. Furthermore, there is a black silhouette of a man in the background, seemingly holding a broom in Burton’s shot. Similarly, in Caligari’s shot, there is a man wearing black, holding what appears to be a cane.

The following two shots sparked an 'aha' moment for me. In one, the green light and the appearance of a dead bride with a tulle veil emerge from the darkness. In another, there is a muted green light covering the room, and a girl sleeps in a white nightgown, reminiscent of a wedding dress, on a bed adorned with tulle sheets.

THE DINNER

There's a campy (and even a bit meta) dinner scene in Beetlejuice, making it one of the most standout moments in cinema to date. It features Lydia, her parents, and their friends. In an attempt to scare them into leaving, the deceased couple (the Maitlands) and Betelgeuse possess the guests. One by one, they start moving involuntarily and start to sing Harry Belafonte’s 'Day-O (The Banana Boat Song),' in his distinctive voice. I truly love this artistic decision because it cleverly uses dark humour and absurdity to dilute the frightening topic of spirits and afterlife.

As I reflect on this chain of influence, I think of it as the epitome of 'one thing led to another.' I love that I could delve into Winona Ryder's creative universe and discover life-altering cinematic classics as a young girl. This, however, is just one of the many discoveries I made as a 13-year-old reading Alexa's book. More is yet to come...

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

[rehab-hotel-au]

Hello!! >v<

Sooo uhh

The Rehab Hotel AU is a Hazbin Hotel swap AU I thought of in class one day!!

The list of swaps are:

Vox—Charlie

Valentino—Vaggie

Sir Pentious—Angel Dust

Cherri Bomb—Husk

Helsa Von Eldtritch—Alastor

Alastor—Lucifer

Mimzy—Nifty

Sera—Adam

Emily—Lute

Zestial—Carmilla

Sevithan von Eldritch—Rosie

Tom Trench—Katie Killjoy

Vark—Razzle and Dazzle

The Egg Boiz—Fat Nuggets

Molly—Arakniss

Velvette—Lilith

About me myself:

My name is Ryder!!

I am a minor

My pronouns are They/Them He/Him

I am bisexual

If I don’t respond to a message its because I don’t know how to respond

And uh thats about all!!

Have a nice day!! *v*

[vecchiorovere]

In una lettera all’amica Dorothy Brett, nel mese di ottobre,

Katherine Mansfield

scrive:

“Oh perché non potete sentire questa cara piccola campana nella valle?

Oggi c'è nebbia, e il sole la fa diventare d'argento.

C'è una quiete immensa.

E chi sa da dove suona e risuona il lieve carillon, così spensierato, così semplice, così gaio.

E come un gentile disegno da ricamo, oro e farfalle, e cherubini, in mezzo alla pagina; e davanti a esso ci si ferma prima di comincìare il capitolo del pomeriggio.

Andiamo a fare una piccola gita.

Prendiamo la coperta di lana e un paniere, e poi ci stendiamo sotto un albero.

Mescoliamo il tè con un fuscello, guardiamo qua e là, fantastichiamo.

Ma viene buio presto.

Alle sette la luna si stende sulla terrazza in tutto il suo splendore ...

Vi ho parlato della mia terrazza?

Ha le dimensioni d'una piccola stanza, chiusa dai lati, una grande doppia porta conduce al mio studio.

Tre splendidi gerani stanno sulla ringhiera quando è bel tempo, e la loro massa di fiori rosei sullo sfondo azzurro del cielo è incantevole.

Siamo così alti qui, che si vede solo la metà superiore delle immense montagne di fronte, e si vede da qui tanto cielo come solo se ne vede in mare - su una nave, ancorata davanti a una terra sconosciuta.

Ma di notte è molto più bello.

Ieri sera, per esempio, alle dieci circa, mi sono tutta imbacuccata nella lana, sono venuta qui fuori e mi sono seduta a guardare.

Il mondo era come un'immensa palla di ghiaccio. Non c'era il minimo rumore.

Così doveva essere prima della creazione dell'uomo ... “

Da ‘Lettere’

dipinto di Susan Ryder

[eatingyarn]

m y c h a r a c t e r s

d r a g o n a g e

marion amell (she/her) • human • mage • spirit healer ♥ sten

jared hawke (he/him) • human • mage • spirit healer ♥ isabela

judith lavellan (she/her) • elf • mage • rift mage ♥ solas

sigrid lavellan (she/her) • elf • warrior • champion ♥ sera

aurora mercar (she/her) • human • mage • evoker • shadow dragon ♥ davrin

b a l d u r' s g a t e

elsa (she/her) • drow • sorcerer • wild magic ♥ halsin, astarion

aisling (she/her) • wood elf • druid • dark urge ♥ -

m a s s e f f e c t

elizabeth shepard (she/her) • spacer • war hero • sentinel ♥ thane krios, kaidan alenko (ex)

skye ryder (she/her) • pathfinder • adept ♥ reyes vidal

s t a r w a r s

inaryy (she/her) • human • sith warrior • marauder ♥ theron shan • malavai quinn (ex)

yenneria (she/her) • chiss • imperial agent • operative ♥ saganu

ionesa (she/her) • cyborg • bounty hunter • mercenary ♥ torian cadera

indonna (she/her) • mirialan • sith warrior • marauder ♥ no time for love! (darth marr)

o t h e r

oriana (she/her), skyrim • redguard • battlemage • werewolf ♥ -

ariadne (she/her), pillars of eternity • wood elf • ranger ♥ aloth corfiser

c u s t o m c a m p a i g n s

niamh (she/her), d&d • wood elf • rogue • high school cheerleader ♥ virrion (?)

jin zhu (she/her), worlds without number • human • accursed/elementalist • mother of orphans ♥ adam

eris (she/her), monster of the week • human • spooky ♥ arson (ex)

[beclumsy]

JANVIER Se réveiller tôt. "Non mais je veux juste que cette année soit bof, pas de hauts, pas de bas, juste bof". Les copains. Thomas. "Ta veste, c’est parce que tu pars à la chasse ou bien ?". Niquer. Un canapé qui ne passe pas dans l’escalier. "Pivot! Pivot!" Un film sur une île en Islande. Niquer. Gorbatchev. Le premier doute. Un anniversaire plein de paillettes. Fidji. Une IRM en mode Kraftwerk. Niquer. "Mais du coup t’es ma meuf ? Oui". L’homme providentiel. Le jeu de la bouteille. Mitski et les aboiements d’Ecco. "Toi, soit tu es l’homme de ma vie, soit dans 6 mois je découvre qu’il y a 150 meufs derrière et que t’es taré". L'instinct putain. Niquer. J’ai eu la fève. Le ministère de la galette. Un chien mignon et une couronne. Un bœuf bourguignon. Le rejoindre au milieu de la nuit. Les petits papillons dans le taxi. Niquer. Des centaines de messages par jour. Cette impression de s’être trouvés. Poser des portes de placard. Une casquette bite. Des illuminations. Lui prendre la main dans le froid. Niquer.

FÉVRIER Se faire accueillir sur le quai de la gare avec un petit chien et des ballons. Je ne savais pas encore qu’il était hyper malin. Construire une scène dans le vide. Buffy. Une vidéo pour la Thaïlande. Ranger des placards. Milkshake. Une expo photo un peu nulle. Jouer au billard dans un hôtel vide. Jouer au yams dans un hôtel vide. Baiser jusqu’au petit matin. Ses mains. Un mariage en mode Ken Loach à Londres. "On ne sait pas quoi dire donc on va faire un solo de flûte". Ils l’ont fait. Son premier anniversaire sans lui. Le cœur brisé d’avoir dû le quitter. Une immense engueulade par sms. 9h de train. Ne jamais sortir avec un musicien. "Elephant Gun" ta mère. Je déteste Berlin. Se faire voler toutes nos caméras. Du Fervex. Une nouvelle passerelle. Retrouver un jardin. Refaire le monde avec un gamin. Il faut visiblement bac +7 pour poser une porte de lave-vaisselle. Une demande en mariage à l’autre bout de la Terre. Les Libertines. C'est moi ou il ne s'intéresse pas aux gens ? L’Australie me manque.

MARS J’adore avoir les mains dans la terre. Mon salaire en honoraires de véto. Dormir avec son t-shirt RATP. Stranger in my own skin. Une faille en forme de vulve. Zazie dans le métro. "The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich". Joe Talbot et Aymeric Lomperet ne sont pas la même personne. Ricky l’adolescent a 20 ans. La maison qui redevient celle des copains. Un passeport français. Jouir si fort. "Tu savais pas que je pouvais squirter ?". Attendre Aya. Rigoler avec Aya. Parler signes astrologiques avec Aya. L’Atlas des Îles Abandonnées. Lighter stealer. "If I give you a Chanel necklace and you choke on it, that’s your problem, not mine". Perdre ma boucle d’oreille préférée. Les Raclures. Dire au revoir à sa glycine de trente ans. Des plantes. Plein de plantes. Non, vraiment, beaucoup de plantes. Une porte de frigo. Des stores gris alors qu’ils devaient être blancs. Adam Green ou Bill Ryder-Jones. Ce ne sera finalement ni l’un, ni l’autre. Mon premier tatouage fête ses 12 ans. L’heure d’été, enfin.

AVRIL Une araignée. Deux araignées. Trois araignées. Trop d’araignées. Planter des trucs. Elle est partie il y a deux ans. Putain, deux ans. Ripley. Il est si beau quand il jouit. Il ment déjà, mais je ne le sais pas. Un camélia. Une nouvelle glycine. "Dimmi quando tu verrai, dimmi quando, quando, quando, quando". Le regarder hurler des chansons italiennes en faisant des pâtes carbo. Tomber amoureuse. Me faire un peu pipi dessus en pogotant au concert de Kneecap. "What are we gonna do tomorrow night? The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take… drugs". Camille. Le cœur qui lâche. Reconnaître cette immense tristesse dans les yeux de mon amie. Sauter sur un lit habillée en licorne magique pour essayer de la faire rigoler. Un nouveau meuble. "Les naufragés" pour s’endormir. Trop de ti punch. Un parkour ivres à 19h30. 40 ans. Les boucles d’oreilles que j’avais repérées. Il est très fort. Je ne savais pas que j’allais bientôt les détester. Tous les gens que j’aime réunis au même endroit. Caro, Marine, Valen, Juju, Sarah. Des chorégraphies improbables. Un ballon requin. Un voyage à Naples. Le sac que je ne m’étais jamais offert. Une bague avec six pierres. De la plongée. Les Chatputes. Une chanson ego trip 3000. Un trauma crânien. Un DJ set cramé. Je les ai tous couchés.

MAI Le jeune part à New York. Une infection à l’œil. Un mal de crâne à se taper la tête contre les murs. Je crois que mon chien ne l’aime pas. L’émotion qui submerge en écoutant Mahler. Des squelettes de dinosaures. "Did you see the stylish kids in the riot"? La fameuse veste rouge. Aelred. Finir ivres au Connetable. Le meilleure plot twist d’amitié de l’année. Visiter les catacombes en gueule de bois. C’est silencieux en bas. Trois nouveaux maillots de bain. Repeindre le vert en blanc. Lui offrir une brosse à dents. Hyères. Baiser en oubliant de fermer la porte de la chambre d’hôtel. "T’as vu, on est encore habillés pareil". Se baigner dans l’eau glacée. Le vent. Des photos de mon cul. Il occupe même mes fantasmes, c’est inattendu. Des orgasmes. Plein d’orgasmes. Me sentir dépassée. M’abandonner. Une galère de passeport et des visas oubliés. Un retard d’Eurostar. Faire des câlins à des bébés. C’est beau le Royal Albert Hall. Faire du trampoline sur le toit. Le vertige. J’ai toujours aimé monter aux cimes des choses. Josh Homme en pyjama. Commencer à douter.

JUIN Être fascinée par la bassiste de St Vincent. Avoir 8 ans au Muséum d’histoire naturelle de Londres. Suki. Sabrina, Jonny et leur tatouage bite à Clermont-Ferrand. Mon père et sa casquette bite à la pêche. Porto. Se sentir en sécurité entourée de gens bienveillants. Un tattoo pas cicatrisé. Manger du poisson au bord de l’océan. L’anniversaire de Nicolas. Des paillettes. Se baigner. La pluie. Être trempée. Danser. Me faire cueillir par un concert sur le fil de The National et pleurer parce que je sais que j’ai bien fait de le quitter. "The System Only Dreams in Total Darkness". Retrouver mes certitudes. Me retrouver. Des montages Photoshop limites. Des fous rires. Un puits. Des crânes. Sa randonnée. Je suis tellement heureuse qu'on se soit trouvés. Travailler, travailler, travailler. Ecco sur son transat. "J’aime bien la musique de ces jeunes garçons". Pete Doherty en djellaba. Passion feux d’artifices. J’aurais dû me douter qu’il y avait un problème puisqu’il n’a pas aimé. Marielle et Colette. Une fausse couche. S’approcher du burn out. Tenir parce qu’on n’a pas le choix. Voter.

JUILLET Des chiens. Du soleil, enfin. Terminal 1. Dublin. J’aime bien les Irlandais. Porter une prod, porter des gens, porter des caisses. Nicki Minaj ne s’est jamais pointée. Tracer des cercles dans l’herbe. Un téléphone lancé et rattrapé. Alice, Élie, le fils de Cillian Murphy. "Hold your mistake up" qu’il disait. Chialer devant les résultats des élections. Ma vie a basculé le jour où j’ai découvert l’existence du "kids temperature" pour le café. Un vol à 5h du matin pas annulé. Le RER, le royaume des morts. Le mec est le sex appeal incarné. "À chaque fois qu’il chante, je crois que j’ai un début d’érection". J’aime bien quand il dit mon prénom. Ne plus sentir la fatigue. Non en fait ok je suis épuisée. M’endormir la tête posée sur ses genoux. Se dire je t’aime bourrés. L’aéroport, encore. Un écran sur Times Square. La bouche géante d’Ana qui se reflète sur le toit. Je vois bien que les gens ne pigent pas ma passion pour les crashs d’avion. "Je viens d’avoir un pilote qui décollait, il a dit que ça ne le dérangeait pas". Le jour J. Les nerfs qui lâchent aux premières notes. Anousonne. On l’a fait. Putain, on l’a fait. Le fantôme sur le toit, c’est moi. "Playground Love". L’amour ivre. L’ivresse amoureuse. Le COVID. "T’es toujours avec ton mec ? Oui, pourquoi, qu’est-ce qu’il a fait ?". La descente d’organe. Dali. "Mon dimanche typique ? Voter NFP". Il ment. Mais il ment très mal. Mais il ment pour rien. Ma naïveté m’emportera. "Mais du coup, tu veux quoi, toi ?". La théorie des quatre saisons. Des promesses. Se projeter. S’aimer. Lui pardonner.

AOÛT Le doute. Un doute plein de certitudes. "Non mais t’inquiète pas, je me suis fait tester". La cathédrale, noire. Mes yeux, noirs. Son cœur, noir. Vouloir y croire. Le silence absolu, un refuge. Darcy, Joe et Myola à Royat. Mon vernis fond sous la chaleur. Se cramer le cul sur un toboggan aquatique sans eau. Ecco a toujours été très douce avec les enfants. Le sommet du Puy-de-Dôme. Un après-midi à faire des chorégraphies dirigées par une môme de trois ans. La légèreté. "Ondine, I love you". La transmission. Nos 114 ans. Le sang. C’est toujours bizarre qu’elle ne soit pas là. Boire trop vite. Finir cuitée comme une ado. Des plongeons dans la piscine. Des plongeons dans le lac. Du pédalo. Du canoë. Pagayer. Le doute bordel, ce doute. Jonathan, Orso et Déborah à Vulcania. "So long as men aren’t stepping up, women’s empathy needs limits". Il est là, mais il n’est pas vraiment là. L’emmener dans mon endroit préféré. Baiser. Douter. Rock en Seine. Massive Attack les yeux fermés. Est-ce que je savais que tout aller basculer assise à la table de la cuisine à 6h du matin, cramée ? Scroller. La nausée. Le vertige. La tachycardie. Vouloir le fracasser. Il n’avait même pas de code sur son téléphone. "Combien de meufs putain ? Je sais pas, j’ai pas compté". M’effondrer dans des bras familiers. Romain, Sylvain. L’incompréhension. Et puis, la sidération. Il me dég, c'est immédiat. Aurèl, Jenni. Des messages, des mensonges, des voix que je ne connais pas qui me racontent mon année. La sororité. L’afficher. La tête qui tourne. Ne pas dormir, ne pas manger. Allongée sur le sol de la véranda les mains pressées dans le sol. Il nous baisait toutes pareil, putain. "Tu es sûre qu’il était présent ?". Non, il occupait le terrain. Adrien, Aliénor, Élodie, Coralie, Laurie. "Ça va aller". Mais ta gueule ça va aller. Chaque minute était une illusion, un mensonge organisé. Même ses weekends chez sa mère, c'était pas vrai. Il ne s’est même pas protégé, il ne m’a même pas protégée. Pleurer avec un spéculum dans la chatte. Des prénoms, tellement de prénoms, ne plus s'y retrouver. "Non mais toi, tu es forte". Je n’en peux plus d’être forte. L’Homme aux mille visages. Me faire border par mon père à 40 piges. Cette horrible impression d’avoir été contaminée par un virus. En fait, c’est pas mal le Xanax. Rester sidérée.

SEPTEMBRE Les yeux dans le vide, incapable de penser. Raconter. Re-raconter. Performer la même histoire sans fin. La représenter. Biarritz. Un coucher de soleil. Le voir partout. Julie. Me sentir totalement déconnectée de ma garde rapprochée. Rire sans y croire. Nager. Finalement, il n’y a que l’eau qui m’apaise. "Je ne sais pas comment j’ai pu me contenter de ça, de toi". Putain mais en fait je me faisais déjà chier avec lui. Marie. L’imposteur. François, Jérémy. L’Italie. Revenir pour la première fois dans ma ville, vingt ans après. Fouler ses pavés. Retrouver les mêmes têtes, inchangées. Parler italien. Reprendre des tics de langage oubliés. Danser dans la rue jusqu’au petit matin. "Je me souviens plus de la porte de ton immeuble, mais ça, je te garantis que c’est la fenêtre sur laquelle on avait baisé". Je ne sais pas si tous les chemins mènent à Rome, mais ma vie ne fait que m’y ramener. Des pâtes, du limoncello, des pizzas. Laure. Il a toujours été comme ça. Même à 20 ans, il mentait. Partir en furie d’un bar. Mon ex qui me court après. Pleurer sur les marches d’un immeuble à Belleville. Lui raconter, se tenir la main, se dire à quel point, nous, on s’aimait. Danser sur Kiasmos. "Si j’avais su, j’aurais emmené de la MD". Clémentine ? Elle m’a sauvée. "Tu vois ce moment où il déconnecte et qu’il n’est plus là ?". Un peu que je vois. Ses poils et sa putain de salade de riz. Les quinze ans du meilleur chien du monde. Raconter, encore. Cet immense besoin de vérité. Ne pas pleurer, ne plus pleurer, ne plus en pouvoir de pleurer. Il a faké le COVID pour aller se bourrer la gueule avec ses potes, ok. Partir sur un coup de tête à Tanger. Partir à l’arrache. Aller à Larache. Là où l’océan Atlantique et la mer Méditerranée se rejoignent. Laurence, Victoire. "Évidemment". Sexter le passé sans conviction. Le meilleur poisson que j’ai jamais mangé. Savoir qu’il a déjà recommencé.

OCTOBRE Un pyjama en soie. S’offrir des fleurs. Composer des bouquets. Tout brûler. Des collants avec "bite me" écrit sur les fesses. S’emballer comme des ados appuyés contre la vitrine du Five Guys de Répu. Du bleu cerclé de noir, j'avais pas vu. La cuite du vendredi soir. Pisser dans la rue et parler à des inconnus. "Our Lights". "Pink Matter". Nique le travail. Il est aussi manipulateur qu’il est manipulable en effet. Les 50 ans de Chryde et un nouveau DJ set flingué. Des confettis. Se brosser les dents côte à côte comme si on se connaissait. Il a la peau aussi douce qu’une murène. Se plaire mais ne pas se désirer. Habiter à la Gaité Lyrique pendant cinq jours. Produire un festival avec la crève. S’allonger sur des tables. S’allonger par terre. S’allonger. Du Fervex. Un café, deux cafés, trois cafés, trop de cafés. Des selfies dans les miroirs. Se réfugier dans les coursives, toujours. Andine. Pierre. Mon t-shirt Britney. "Si t’as des attentes, prends tes jambes à ton cou et fuis". Ok. "Tu es une grande respiration dans ma vie" alors que j'aime pas trop l'idée d'être expirée. Je dois vraiment avoir une résilience en béton armé pour continuer à ouvrir mon cœur après ce qu’il m’est arrivé. Hurler sur "L’Envie d’aimer". Tenter d'admettre l’impossible. La dernière fois que je suis allée à Anvers, c’était pour niquer. Cette gare, Esther, Nick Cave. Des larmes qui coule sur mes joues. Pour une fois, je crois que j’étais belle en train de pleurer. Mercredi Addams. Une fiole de poison au spritz.

NOVEMBRE Beaucoup de films. Un puzzle. Lancer une bûche dans le feu pour faire comme si je le brûlais. Des space cookies. "On est d’accord qu’il est 13h30 et qu’on est tous cramés ?". Darkside, collés, et des baisers. Pogoter sur Metz comme si ma vie en dépendait. Ne pas le reconnaître alors qu’il était juste devant moi. Son fond d’écran. Je pensais qu’on passerait le concert ensemble, main dans la main, comme avant, mais ce n’est pas comme ça que ça devait se dérouler. Avoir la conviction profonde que j'ai bien fait. Flotter dans le bain pendant des heures. La longue route de Bernard Moitessier. It’s a good hair day! Gagner 2 euros au Banco. S'emballer dans le métro. "Love in Rimini" m’obsède, c’est ce changement de tonalité dans le clavier. Rentrer à une heure indécente. Oublier mon collier. Des bleus sur les genoux. L’amour sans objet. Me boire. Il est super doux son gilet. Je voulais juste un câlin, mais il ne comprend vraiment jamais rien. Faut que j'arrête de croire que les autres lisent à travers moi comme un livre ouvert il paraît. C'est tellement sidérant d'avoir été autant trompée. Finir par enfin dévisser complet. Traverser Paris la nuit en écoutant WU LYF et Money à m’en péter les tympans. Le haïr pour m’avoir arraché un peu d’espoir et d’innocence. Non mais vraiment, je sais que ça va aller. Jumo. "La Ville", "L’Exode". Bordeaux. Puissance de la douceur. Lire cachée derrière une tombe du Père Lachaise. Le silence des cimetières me fera toujours son petit effet. Jim Jarmusch. "Terrible Love" de The National en boucle. Mater Under the Silverlake dans ses bras la nuit de ses 28 ans. J’étais où moi à 28 ans ? Oula, je crois que je ne préfère pas m’en rappeler. Des robes de mariée. Aurèle est né. Les répétitions de Marguerite Duras. Berlin, encore. Des heures de train ensemble et une immense complicité. Ça fait du bien. Le petit frisson avant de créer de la beauté. Rigoler. Vraiment, rigoler. Dormir dans un lit qui a servi à tourner des pornos. Des nudes dans les miroirs. "I Can’t Believe We Never Went Out Dancing". Un besoin de retrouver sa place dans le monde quand on ne sait pas très bien si on l’a déjà eue. Il a disparu.

DÉCEMBRE Encore un train. Un neuvième train. Un énième train. Partir s’isoler pour faire un truc pour soi. Se rendre compte qu’on ne sait plus être au milieu d’inconnus. Colorier sans dépasser. Beaucoup de fenêtres. Un lit superposé. Écrire, écrire, écrire, ne pas s’arrêter. Lui donner le prénom de l’enfant que je n’aurai jamais. Des étourneaux par milliers. "T’as une tête de pain au lait". Relire le discours que j’ai fait pour ses funérailles et pleurer. Re-raconter. Mon premier fou rire depuis que tout a basculé. Le calme. Le vert. L’eau de source. Revenir aux sources. Ça fait si longtemps que je ne suis pas rentrée. La fuite en avant, ça me connait. Encore un anniversaire manqué. L’influence d’un prénom. "Tu offriras aux hommes ce qu’ils détestent le plus. La fidélité ? Non. La transparence. Ils en ont peur". Dire non. Dire stop. Une raclette. Charles, Floriane, un resto géorgien. Un resto italien. "Ça recommencera". Mouais. Les papillons se sont envolés. Amaretto. Mon père qui part m’acheter des feutres. "Tu veux un coloriage Mickey ?". Un jolie date improvisé. "T’es cute. Toi-même". Des dinos illuminés. Un froid de fdp. Un mariage annulé et un enfant pas encore né. Je déteste Noël, mais va bien falloir se le farcir. S’assoir en terrasse par moins 6000 degrés. Gratter des Astro et ne jamais gagner. Trop de bières. Christopher. "Mais toi, toi, t’es quoi sans leur regard ?". L’amour, puis la violence. Il ne reconnaîtra jamais l'ampleur de ce qu'il m'a fait. Se marrer comme des baleines devant What we do in the shadows emmitouflés sous la couette. Encore un dîner. En fait, il est complètement autocentré. Se rappeler par quoi je suis animée. Et puis rester tétanisée devant du poulet. "Alors on se quitte ?". En fait, je crois qu'il ne sait pas quitter. La maison, enfin. Ecco. Le spritz de Noël sans elle. "It takes an ocean not to break!", ouais. J’aime toujours pas le saumon fumé. J'arrive toujours pas à croire ce qu'il m'est arrivé. Le sang. La garde rapprochée. Le cercle fermé.

Quelle putain d’année.

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2018 dump, part 5, Bioware edition.

Sketch of my Ryder heading into action, helmet shattered

Ryder, sketch and partial lineart

Trevelyan, in an AU, showing up late just as the Temple of Sacred Ashes explodes

Some coloring practice with Ryder

Ryder having some emotional turmoil over the AI literally integrated into her brain

Little Mermaid AU, feat Trevelyan and Josephine Montilyet

Comic strip, based on some of Flemeth's dialogue in Origins. Text reads: "Oh, how she dances underneath the moon!" "You do that?" "No!" (Morrigan disapproves)

Shepard sketch

Trevelyan clinging to Varric during a confrontation. Pretty sure she'd be too heavy for him, but I still like the pose

Based on a dream, Trevelyan inspecting a golden toy boat by the riverbank as Sera keeps watch, fearing an ambush

Shepard, a little embarrassed and a little less clothed

[queenofsliferred]

Due to character limits, this will just be names of my OCs. You can get more information by clicking this link. I welcome nearly any question about my silly mary sues.

Adventure Quest: Chalia

Akira: Kuroda Emi

ATLA: Rimon Suu

Big Bang Theory: Alex Munroe

The Big Chill: Veronica Heather

Big Hero Six: Mati Spence, Masuyo Smith

Bleach: Chikako Aizen, Hotaru Kurosaki, Halcyon Boosalis

Buckaroo Banzai: Sage Spence

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Isolabella Dawson

Cats & Dogs: Aurora Lee Phantasm

Chainsaw Man: Moe Nagamine

Channel Awesome: Avalon SexehTwilight Mary Sue, The Black Widow

Charlie the Unicorn: Jenniffer the Pegasus

Cowboy Bebop: Hazel Prince

Cyberpunk 2077: Himiko Otomo, Vidya "V" Zenith

Danganronpa: Sumire "Owlyn Srebrenka" Hino

Deadly Premonition: Absinthe Maidstone Stonewall MacShakeit, Abigail Maidstone

Death Note: Katherine "K" Kilgore, Melusine "Meruko" Badeaux, Sora Kurohoshi, Jezebel Blackheart, Mitsune Sakura

Devil May Cry: Beatrice Lacrimae, Lavinia Sparda-Amata

Devilman: Astraroth "Astra"

Digimon: Hana Otogi

Disastrous Life of Saiki K: Moemi Saiki

Dragon Age: Coriander Tabris, Craig Cousland, Dove Surana, Lieselotte Brosca, Princess Aeducan, Lovewave Lavellan

Dragon Ball: Remin, Unshiu

Earth Girls Are Easy: Andromevak "Andy"

Eltingville Club: Seraphim "Sera" Herrera

Fallout: None, Nothing

Fate: Cosette Everild-LaAnimus, Delphine Everlid-LaAnimus

Final Fantasy: Jehfa Fakthu

Fire Emblem: Briar, Delshad, Dreamer, Euphemia, Florian Gloucester, Historia, Marguerite Ciar, Primrose Gloucester, Solanine, Wander

Free!: Akira Hanamura

Friday the 13th: Lynn Curtis

Ghostbusters: Aisling Redhead (2016), Aisling Redhead (1986)

Goosebumps: Rosalind "RL" Greene

Gorillaz: Clotilda Culpepper

Grand Budapest Hotel: Cvetka Kovacs

Gundam: Atlus Darkwater, Nnyley Romantica

Halloween: Alice Linklater, Bijou Hart, Brianna Willow-Winters, Dolores Orth, Jason Lee Cranston, Lynn Curtis, Moon n Stars Morris

Harry Potter (All created when I was in middle and high school. This was before JK Rowling shat her diaper. I do not condone Joanne and her hateful bullshit and just wanted to share OCs I made as a kid.) : Akemi Akiyama, Cassandra Finnegan, Harmony Dumbledore, Jaycelynn "Jacky" Lavgine, Kendra Pepper

Independence Day: RL Stineler

Inuyasha: Aihime, Kiki (2004), Kiki Shiina, Usagi Hinode

Jennifer's Body: Christie Fatt Cox

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Fiori Stelline, Jonah Joestar-Angelakos, Kanon "Eileen Diamandis" Shiina, Otome Tanaka, Passion Angelakos, Sakuro Gackt-Myers, Stephanie McCormick

Jujutsu Kaisen: Chidori "Chitose" Iori

Jurassic Park: Anna Rose Morgan, Gillian Mayham, Jen Morris, Joy Tootoosis, JT Malcolm, Marina Malcolm, and Miharu Hamano

Kingdom Hearts: Kitana, Nerissa

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou: Dazzle Kovacs

The Lorax: Cipher, Avalon and Story

Mario: Princess Velvet

Marvel: Allie N Blumsford, Genesis, Jamie Johnson, Jocasta "Cipher" Macbeth, Makelsolakveder, Zelda Kirkness

Mass Effect: Adette Shepard

Metalocalypse: Maiko "Manko Kechaman" Roberts

Mortal Kombat: Amaya, Emberlynn Augus, Feather Dance, Stryker's Dad, Kandace Stryker, Laytanya Moore, Marina "Monsoon", Kirke

My Hero Academia: Rin Amamiya, Kirameki Sarashina, Youmu Yumemite

Naruto: Akiko Haruno, Asuka Hatake, Hoshiyo Kanmuri, Kazuma Hanamori, Subaru Kanmuri

The Office: Cam Keeper

One Punch Man: Sumika Nagisa

Ouran High School Host Club: Bunko Matsushima, Ryunosuke Kanagawa

The Outsiders: Josephine "Joey" Wiehler, Serenity "SW" Wiehler, Sincerity Travis

Passengers: Dr. Galaxy Pepper

Persona: Jun Adachi, Junya Daidara, Marina, Momoka Mishima, Minako Iori, Sayaka Sakamoto, Stephanie McCormick, Tomoko Nakajima, Hamuko Arisato, Minako Arisato, Rin Amamiya, Yuka Narukami

Pokemon: Amanda, Altreis, Catalina, Dolores "Lolita-chan", Emilia, Isobel "Izzy", Galan, Gabrielle, Gelato, Medee, Muffy, Paloma, Pycal, Tila, Twinkle, Wasabon

Power Rangers: Emi Johnson, Dawn "Milky" Garson, Jacintha Cranson-Park, Lady Johnson, Lady Johnson (2017), Octavia Clearwater, Serena Ryder, Tamsin "Tami" Oliver, Thomas "Tommy" Oliver, Wednesday Neckoway, Yumeko Takahara, Ashton Redhead, Derek Ng, Jaiden Lawliet, Lux Cranston, Morgan Valentine, Nicholas DuBois, Scout Park, Saintan

Rance: Aellae, Ashelotte, Desu, Cosmia

Resident Evil: Ianthe Hawke

Rise of the Guardians: Eros

Riverdale: Winona "Sodapop" Bighetty

Sonic: Blossom, Purple, Jeff, Mango, Mist

SPY x Family: Lyubov

Stardew Valley: Stella

Star Wars: Hiak Ray "Talarth"

Steven Universe: Imperial Topaz, Nokomis Queens

Stranger Things: Heather Ranger

Street Fighter: Neroli

Sugar Sugar Rune: Akiko Sakura, Cerise Incroyable, Sugar Graves

Tezuka: Daiya Mondo, Melody Serendipity

Tokyo Ghoul: Teruko Yumemiya

Touken Ranbu: Kanon Tachibana, Momoe Tachibana, Tokiko Minami

Transformers: Carly Rae Jepsentron

Twin Peaks: Eden Hill

Until Dawn: Moon n Stars Morris, Rosario Hicks

View Askewniverse: Artoo "Ari" Hicks, Alyce Linklater, Bijou "Rhapsody" Hart, Jaycelynne "Squall" Thiffault, Nova Phoenix

Voltron Legendary Defender: Forever, Harper Thiffault

XIN: Myth

YuGiOh: Aikako Hisahama, Airi Sarahi, Hitomi Nakajima, Hotaru Tenjouin, Jason Trudeau, Jaycelynn Trudeau, Kairi Sarahi, Masuyo Tachibana, Momoe Yukimura, Naomi Sarahi, Ringo Hinagiku, Raven Sarahi

YuGiOh GX: Ai Yuki, Aika Hana, Anais Kuroda, Anastasia Rosseau, Emi Jounouchi, Hitomi Nakajima (GX), Jaycelynn Rosseau, Kaori Tenjouin, Katsuro Jounouchi, Marina Mikan, Naomi, Soul Yagami, Yuudai Yuki, Kaori Torimaki, Koden Saotome, Moira Tenjouin

YuGiOh 5Ds: Barbie O'Neil

YuGiOh ARC V: Shinju Sawatari

Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Pepper Culpepper

Crossovers: Jaycelynn Yuki, Aqua Marine, Desu

In History, Maybe - A coming-of-age story starring Hazel Nylan and her on-again-off-again girlfriend, Stephanie McCormick just trying to make it in the third biggest “city” in Manitoba.

Hazel Nylan , Stephanie McCormick

Nobody of the Luck - A fantasy-isekai story about depressed popular boy getting sucked into a fantasy themed eroge called Nobody of the Luck and saving the world by accident.

Tristan Stark, Aellae, Freya

Fractured Faerie Tales - Tristan is sucked into yet another eroge, this time its fairy tale themed.

Tristan, Cendrillion

RandoRanger - A team of spandex technicolour clad heroes are here to defeat the hentai tentacle monsters!

Masuyo Kusanagi, Ryota Matsuda

Starry Starry Night - Akiko Valentina constantly wished that she’d take that advice to heart for once in her life. Growing up, it seemed like every wish she’d make would come true. Life should’ve been a breeze… and it was for a while. Her family had won the lottery a few years ago, along with her mother’s seaweed gin distillery taking off which brought the Valentina Family even more fortune. Classes would be cancelled, boys asked her to the dance, her favourite TV shows would suddenly be back even when they were cancelled whenever she seemed to will it. Though, like a bad 90s kids horror series, there was always a cruel twist at the end.

Now living alone in the penthouse apartment her now dead family’s fortune got her, Akiko spends her free time overindulging herself in luxury, to distract herself from the dark. Things had gotten stale after two years of spoiling herself rotten.

“I wish something would happen in my boring life.”

One night, she’s approached by a stranger on the way home from partying…

Amber “Akiko” Valentina, Akira Angelus, Blair Princeton, Charles Broadmoor, Cheyenne Princeton, Fafnir, Gaylene, Kirk Grimme, Nyarou, Thorn

Fairy Ring - A small town on the border of southern Manitoba that hides some magical secrets.

Antigone, “Kisecawchuck”, Dorothy, Carly, David Young, Abigail Maidstone

Roseburough - A city with a dark past–its first settlers were a group of cultist for a demon of lust–that has a proclivity for less than pure activities.

Amelie, Anita Wood, Aurora, Circe, Dani Michaels, Daniel Michaels, Eitaro Satou, Emiri Satou, Genesis “Genni” Jones, Joey Spence

Eidolons and Eudaemonia -Eudaimonia is a world where each country worships a particular element. Each country has a temple and a candle that must be lit at all times to prevent a calamity. Its said that the candles represent hope, the one thing that kept ‘humanity’ going after the first calamity. Every few centuries, new candles must be created and infused with magic and blessings from each country before being placed in the temples and lit. It’s a ritual that has been carried on long before the formation of the Church of the Star Bringer, which eventually took control of candle duties. 

Team Disatisfaction: Anita, Arlis, Milk, Opal, Rubia, Vesta, The Artist

Lovewave

The Demon Lords: Lovena

Kuroi

Mizuka

Magical Flower Maidens: Anemone, Cassiane, Ione, Renthe, Sayuri, Zinnia

Tristan's Party: Tristan, Akihime, Plum and Peaches.

Story-less OCs:

Stephanie "Desu" McCormick, Stephen "Boku" McCormick, Aisling McCormick

Rhubarb

Mermaid Squad: Arctic, Sea Bunny, Goffik

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Under the cut is a list of muses I have for those who can’t open the google doc. Note: the google doc has detailed information about them so if you can, please open it up.

Bold is primary, italic is secondary, regular is by request.

TVD/TO/LEGACIES:

ELENA GILBERT

KATHERINE PEIRCE

DAMON SALVATORE

ALARIC SALTZMAN

LIZZIE SALTZMAN

josie saltzman

caroline forbes

bonnie bennett

Klaus Mikaelson

FINAL FANTASY:

CLOUD STRIFE (ff7r)

aeirth (ff7 remake)

tifa (ff7 remake)

Jill Warrick (ff16)

Clive Rosfield (ff16)

snow villiers

THIRTEEN REASON’S WHY:

Justin Foley

Bryce Walker

Jessica Davis

Clay Jenson

911/911 LONE STAR:

ATHENA GRANT

MADDIE BUCKLEY

OWEN STRAND

TK STRAND

GRACE RYDER

AHS:

Brooke Thompson

Montanna Duke

donovan

BBC SHERLOCK:

SHERLOCK HOLMES

BRIDGERTON:

Simon Bassett

Daphne Bridgerton

kate sharma/bridgerton

Penelope Featherington

BTVS/ATS

Buffy Summers

CORDELIA CHASE

CAOS:

SABRINA SPELLMAN

ONE CHICAGO:

natalie manning

JAY HALSTEAD

ADAM RUZEK

KIM BURGESS

Hank Voight

CRIMINAL MINDS:

Spencer Reid

Emily Prentiss

DAREDEVIL:

MATT MURDOCK

DEXTER:

DEXTER MORGAN

DCTV:

SARA LANCE

JOHN CONSTANTINE

SPOONER

EUPHORIA:

JULES VAUGHN

RUE BENNETT

FROM DUSK TIL DAWN:

Seth Gecko

Kate Fuller

GOOD GIRLS:

BETH BOLAND

Greys’ Anatomy:

meredith grey

JO WILSON

CARINA DELUCA

Ameila Shepard

GAME OF THRONES:

DANY

Jon Snow

Sansa Stark

NCB HANNIBAL:

WILL GRAHAM

HAUNTING OF BLY MANNER:

DANI CLAYTON

PETER QUINT

HEMLOCK GROVE

PETER RUMANCEK

HTGAWM:

CONNOR WALSH

LAW AND ORDER SVU:

OLIVIA BENSON

Elliot Stabler

kathleen stabler

alex cabot

casey novak

LOST GIRL:

BO DENNIS

LUCIFER:

CHLOE DECKER

lucifer morningstar

mazikeen

MINDHUNTER:

Holden Ford

POSE:

ANGEL EVANGALISTA

BLANCA EVANGALISTA

PRODIGAL SON:

MALCOLM BRIGHT

RIVERDALE:

ARCHIE ANDREWS

BETTY COOPER

TONI TOPAZ

CHERYL BLOSSOM

FP Jones

JUGHEAD JONES

ROSWELL NEW MEXICO:

MAX EVANS

LIZ ORTECHO

STRANGER THINGS:

NANCY WHEELER

BILLY HARGROVE (BILLY’S TATTOOS POST SEASON THREE HERE )

STATION 19:

Vic Hughes

SUPERNATURAL:

Dean Winchester

THE MAGICIANS:

ELIOT WAUGH

MARGO HANSON

THE WITCHER (GAME, TV SHOW, AND BOOK MIXED MEDIA):

GERALT (please note, geralt has cat-eyes. not the eyes we see in the show. if you need a visual, think game geralt)

CIRI

Yennefer (only willing to write her with @writtenmisfits at this current time)

Jaskier

TRUE BLOOD:

SOOKIE STACKHOUSE

TARA THORTON

jessica hamby

JASON STACKHOUSE

SAM MERLOTTE

WYNONNA EARP:

WYNONNA EARP

WAVERLY EARP

NICOLE HAUGHT

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY:

KLAUS HARGREEVES

ALLISON HARGREEVES

VAN HELSING:

Vanessa Van Helsing

YOU:

BECK

JOE GOLDBERG

LOVE QUINN

THEO

FORTY QUINN

DCU:

WONDER WOMAN/DIANA PRINCE

HARLEY QUINN (au verse 1 here)

DESCENDANTS:

HARRY HOOK

MAL BERTHA

EVIE GRIMHILDE

MCU:

DEADPOOL/WADE WILSON

EDDIE BROCK/VENOM

STEVE ROGERS/CAPTAIN AMERICA

WANDA MAXIMOFF

BUCKY BARNES

NATASHA ROMANOFF

YELENA BELOVA

THOR

LOKI

MICHAEL MORBIUS

Peter Parker (the amazing spiderman)

POTC:

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

ASSASSIN’S CREED SERIES:

JACOB FRYE

EVIE FRYE

EIVOR

KASSANDRA

DETRIOT BECOME HUMAN:

Connor

DRAGON AGE:

MORRIGAN

FENRIS

GARRETT HAWKE

MARIAN HAWKE

LUCANIS

TAASH

CYBERPUNK:

V (both male and v, both streetkid and corpo)

JOHNNY SILVERHAND

JUDY ALVAREZ

LAST OF US:

joel miller

ELLIE

LEGEND OF ZELDA:

LINK

RESIDENT EVIL:

ADA WONG

LEON KENNEDY (previously traumamade)

ETHAN WINTERS

LADY DIMITRESCU

Claire Redfield

dimitrescu daughters

TOMB RAIDER:

LARA CROFT

UNCHARTED:

NATHAN DRAKE

BLEACH:

ichigo kurosaki

GRIMMJOW JAEGERJAQUEZ

VAMPYR:

JOHNATHAN REID

BLACK BUTLER:

SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS

BLUE EXORCIST

RIN OKAMARU

HELLSING:

SERAS VICTORIA

INTEGRA HELLSING

NARUTO:

NARUTO UZUMAKI

TSUNADE

SEVEN DEADLY SINS:

BAN

VAMPIRE KNIGHT:

yuuki cross/kuran

ZERO KIYRUU

OUAT:

Regina Mills

Emma Swan

SOA:

JAX TELLER

VENUS

GEMMA TELLER

WHITE COLLAR:

Neal Caffrey

FAR CRY:

FAITH SEED

NEW AMSTERDAM:

MAX GOODWIN

CRUELLA:

CRUELLA DE VILLE

MASS EFFECT:

JOHN SHEPARD

JANE SHEPARD

KAIDAN

SAMARA

KASUMI

MIRANDA

DOCTOR WHO:

rose tyler

GOSSIP GIRL REBOOT:

ZOYA LOTT

MAX WOLFE

DOOM PATROL:

JANE

LARRY TRAINOR

A WAY OUT:

LEO CARUSO

CASTLE:

RICHARD CASTLE

BITTEN:

ELENA MICHAELS

TEEN WOLF:

CHRIS ARGENT

ALLISON ARGENT

SCOTT MCCALL

LYDIA MARTIN

STILES STILINSKI

THE FLASH:

BARRY ALLEN

NORA WEST ALLEN

BART WEST ALLEN

IRIS WEST

CAITLYN SNOW

KILLER FROST

SUCKERPUNCH

BABY DOLL

SHADOW HUNTERS

ISABELLE

ALEC

HOUSE OF ASHES

JASON

THE MEDIUM

MARIANNE

THE LAST KINGDOM

UHTRED RAGNARSON

Iseult

MOON KNIGHT

STEVEN GRANT/MARC

FIRST KILL

Calliope Burns

Juliette Fairmont.

THE QUARRY

Kaityln Ka

Dylan Lenivy

Laura Kearny

THE SANDMAN

Dream/Morpheus

INTEVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

Louis De Pointe

Claudia

HORIZON SERIES

Aloy

THE VAMPIRE ACADEMY (TV SERIES)

Rose Hathaway

NETFLIX’S WEDNESDAY

Wednesday Addams

Morticia Addams

Enid Sincliar

DAYS GONE

Deacon St. John

QUEEN CHARLOTTE - A BRIDGERTON STORY

Queen Charlotte

MAYFAIR WITCHES

Rowan Fielding

Critical Role (currently caught up to episode 97 and both seasons of the animated show)

Vax

Vex

Keylith

THE EVIL WITHIN

Sebastian 

Baldur's Gate 3:

Astarion

Karlach

Orin

Hazbin Hotel:

Angel Dust

Charlie Morningstar

Niffty

Alastor

Outlander:

Claire Fraser

A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES SERIES:

Feyre (started and currently reading book 3)

HELLUVA BOSS:

Stolas

Loona

Fizz

Moxxie

Millie

DEVIL MAY CRY (mix of game and anime)

Dante

[simplegenius042]

Fallout characters react to Jujutsu Kaisen Abridged (or at least their variants in it)

Was inspired by AO3 user StrykerKitsune with their fic "Miraculous watching Hellsing Abridged with a twist" and their hilarious (and kind of chilling) interpretation of the cast of Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir watching Hellsing Abridged by TeamFourStar but instead of the main Hellsing cast its replaced with variants of the Miraculous cast who are watching it (So instead of Alucard, Seras, Integra and Bernadotte, they were variations of Luka, Marinette, Kagami and Adrien respectively). The funniest and unique react fic I've read so far (considering instead of watching Miraculous, that cast watched themselves play the role of the Hellsing Abridged cast) and I'd advise you give it a read if you want to burst in tears.

Anyway, thinking about that today gave me a surge of inspiration to write a react fic... but with (most) of the Fallout cast watching variants of themselves playing the roles of the main cast in The Schmuck Squad's Jujutsu Kaisen Abridged.

Solemn and sometimes fun seriousness watches pure absurd crack.

This will include characters from Fallout, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 4 and maybe Fallout 76 while we're at it.

Now as for the characterization of the Vault Dweller, the Chosen One, the Lone Wanderer, the Courier, the Sole Survivor and the Resident, they will be based on my Fallout OCs:

Elrand Brandt (Vault Dweller), Finidy Mona (Chosen One), Alph Dolen (Lone Wanderer), Ryder (Courier), Nate Gust Sarid (Sole Survivor) and Vega (Resident). None of my other OCs (e.g. Ortega "Ore" Brantley, Marissa "Ress" Bishop, Arcane Urias, Mathias "Mason" Talos, Aggravor, etc) from A Radioactive Calamity of Love, Bombs & Gore will be included, as this is purely for Fallout. I will be posting my Fallout OCs' character sheets (?) from now to whenever, before the polls of course.

The "watchers/reactors" will mostly comprise of the Fallout protagonists (who will be my OCs to avoid vague personality conflicts plus other things with a mostly voiceless and customizable character), their companions, story-relevant leaders, one or two DLC relevant characters and whoever else I personally think should be there. None of them will include antagonists (unless the antagonist/immoral figure is a companion or story-relevant, like Myron, Dean Domino, Ulysses, Strong, X6-88, Porter Gage, etc).

However, on the "Abridged Variants" side, characters will be chosen through polls that I'm gonna be posting either everyday or every week depending on how I feel. These polls will discern which Fallout character plays the abridged version of the Jujutsu Kaisen cast, and I will be presenting options I personally believe could do some good but also an optional "name a character in the tags" (and if it's a Fallout protagonist, just call them by their titles if you can't remember my OCs' names). This will include protagonists and antagonists. Now the size of the variant characters will only be as large or as important as those that significantly appear in the abridged version, not the source material (so Junpei's teacher, his most minor bullies, the unnamed student who interupts Itadori's "spooky little flip-flop grilled cheese bullshit club", etc won't be casted as variants).

I'll also find an OC to host this little reaction because why not, you know?

Anyway, to summarize: Gonna make a "Fallout characters watch/react to their variants in Jujutsu Kaisen Abridged", will include characters from most, if not, all of the Fallout games, characterization of the Fallout protagonists will be based on the OCs I have for them, will not include the mystical OCs from A Radioactive Calamity of Love, Bombs & Gore, character sheets for the former OCs will be posted before the polls, said polls will indicate which characters become a Jujutsu Kaisen Abridged variant (and the time period of the polls vary depending on character importance), watchers/reactors only include protagonists and characters of importance and will not include antagonists (excluding amoral/immoral companions or story relevant non-companions like Ulysses), but variants will include both protagonists and antagonists. Extremely minor characters or unnamed characters won't be casted and lastly an OC of mine will be the host of the reaction fic.

Hope this made sense. Will be posting OC Fallout sheets first and then the polls.

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Honestly I'm still mad (affecionate) at the sheer uno reverse bg3 did on me.

'Cause boy do I love typical "a dying hero and their lover who can do jack shit about it" ships in videogames.

BUT USUALLY IT'S MY CHARACTER WHO'S DYING, so I look at it from that angle (and also feel in my right to headcanon the death away 'cause lol that's my character please and thank you)

Sera and Kinara in Trespasser, Shepard and Liara (in ME3, in ME2 Liara famously DID DO something), V and Judy. Peebee and Ryder (multiple times 'cause it's Ryder). Even that little bit at the end of Greedfall where Siorra and De Sardet say goodbye not knowing if they see each other again. I eat that shit up! But I've always looked at it from the hero's perspective. The one who's dying. The one in need of a lover, of a respite, the one being hopelessly in love one foot in the grave. The one I can stop from dying because I said so. I considered both viewpoints, of course I did, but you know. Player's character is player's character.

And then I came to BG3 with full intention to romance Karlach from the get go and this damn game took me and plunged me ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT.

Now I am in love with a kind-hearted heroic dumbass trying to help everyone and keep a positive attitude about their own death. Now I am the one who can't do squat shit to help apart from loving them and being supportive. Now I am the one who in the end has to watch them die (or turn my whole life around and potentially prolong their suffering 'cause I just couldn't let go) come ending.

Yes Tav's technically tadpoled and also cruising for death, but halfway through the game that stopped scaring me anywhere as badly because it was under control and there was a plan (which couldn't be said for Karlach's heart).

Almost the whole game post reveal of the engine problem I had that line from Sera's journal coursing in my mind:

"Make her happy. I'll keep that she was happy."

Because yes. When it's not in your power to change whatever narrative that doomed them... What else can you do?

(i am awfully terrified of death, my own and those i love, and this romance route dragged me over the damn coals, but you know what? she's worth it.)