#separate romantic tags:

[oracleact]

in another life…

blossom’s self ship masterpost ✿

# oracleact loves > general self shipper content as well as all of my platonic f/o posts.

main platonic connections

[ beastars ]

★ bill

★ room 701 boys

[ tmnt ]

★ the turtles (all iterations)

★ casey jones (2012)

[ obey me! ]

★ leviathan

main romantic connections

name: bob velseb

source material: spooky month

self insert introduction: — she met bob when she was a kid at his diner, she was suffering under an abusive family until the age of 18. they reunited years later when he wanted to make her his victim after he escaped prison and found her in a random alleyway at night; she wasn’t afraid of him, or death, which intrigued him and they quickly started dating, only then did they realise that they met years prior. she now helps to keep his ‘hands clean’ and hides the bodies he drags in while being an avid practitioner of witchcraft in her own time. they moved into a roomy farmhouse cottage after their engagement.

dating since: november 5, 2022

engaged: august 6, 2023

married since: august 11, 2023

> # blossom 💌 bob

name: legoshi

source material: beastars

self insert introduction: — she is the only human to attend cherryton, adopted by an interspecies couple as a young child (male ape and female sheep,) attended the drama club at cherryton and quickly made friends through there from the beginning. she was placed in the same dorm building with carnivore males since that was the only spare room they could offer; faces a lot of unique prejudice for being human but tends to be grouped with carnivore violence most of the time regardless. she is in a bulk of the same classes as legoshi…

dating since: august 21, 2022

> # blossom 💌 legoshi

name: peter dunbar

source material: your boyfriend game

self insert introduction: — she works at a local diner to make ends meet, lives by herself in an apartment not far from there. she noticed peter stalking her a couple of weeks after he introduced himself; she enjoyed the feeling of protection and admiration so she didn’t mention it until there was a valid opportunity that came directly from him. she even knew he was in her house sometimes and left her bedroom window deliberately open for him. she loves how protective peter is and how obsessed he is with her, she is fine with anything he deals out to people who get in the way of the two of them.

dating since: september 10, 2022

> # blossom 💌 peter

name: rocket raccoon

source material: marvel’s guardians of the galaxy

self insert introduction: — feeling lost on earth with fellow humans and once seeing, what she only knew as an ‘ufo’ back then, land in her backyard she created a digital tracker hoping that it would help her find another ship to hitch a ride off the planet. finally it happened in her late teens and she made it to xandar on the back of a cargo ship. there she met the guardians on a routine check up and was soon recruited since rocket saw potential in her brains and self learned techniques. her relationship developed with rocket over the course of the next couple of years…

dating since: june 17, 2021

> # blossom 💌 rocket

name: raphael (focused on 2012 + bayverse + 2007)

source material: teenage mutant ninja turtles

self insert introduction: — (2012) best friends with casey in school; when casey met april and the turtles he soon after brought her with him down to the lair. (bayverse) held hostage one night by the foot clan with a small group of random people, she was the only one who saw the turtles in the light. she continued to pursue them in order to say thanks which led to them all becoming friends, she acts as the eyes on the street in daylight and helping them when she can. raph and her bonded the most over time…

dating since: march 29, 2021

> # blossom 💌 raph

name: donatello (focused on only 2012)

source material: teenage mutant ninja turtles

self insert introduction: — with large mutagen vials lost throughout the city, the turtles had to capture as many newly turned mutants as possible and use retro mutagen to bring them back to their original state. a short, and very odd looking, anthropomorphic cat was captured and taken to donnie; he treated her with retro mutagen and just…stared for a while. it’s like he fell in love instantly when he saw the human who was trapped behind the mutagen catastrophe as she thanked him and inquired about his treatment work. that human was blossom, who looked at him in the same lovestruck way. it took a very long time for them to confess their feelings for each other, but they got there eventually regardless; after a lot of flustered moments together.

dating since: september 2, 2023

> # blossom 💌 donnie

name: sun/moon/eclipse

source material: five nights at freddy’s security breach/ruin dlc

self insert introduction: — she works as an assistant in superstar daycare as it is required to still have a human attendant to handle paperwork and other such responsibilities; she keeps up with the maintenance of the daycare attendant animatronic as well. it didn’t take long to meet all three of them within the animatronic either, they were very comfortable showing themselves to her and allowing their individual personalities to shine when they could.

dating since: december 16, 2021

> # blossom 💌 trio

name: venom

source material: marvel

self insert introduction: — she is an anatomist who found venom without a host one night close to her lab, she kept him alive with human brains she didn’t need for research anymore until she managed to curate different formulas to help him stay in an anthropomorphic state without a host; she eventually succeeded with a formula which he needs injected with every month but now he can live beside her without consuming more hosts along the way, he can still bond with others though and often does that with her for a feeling of intimacy.

dating since: october 22, 2021

> # blossom 💌 venom

name: slenderman

source material: something awful forum/creepypasta

self insert introduction: — she ran away to the woods one evening looking for some type of solitude and safety, slenderman spotted her and heard her talking/weeping to herself, he took her in and looks after her by his side, he has a comfortable caregiver type relationship with her now.

dating since: july 30, 2018

> # blossom 💌 slendy

name: beelzebub

source material: obey me!

self insert introduction: — follows the same/a very similar story to the mc in the game. she now actually lives in the devildom permanently though and resides in the house of lamentation.

dating since: february 12, 2022

> # blossom 💌 beel

♥︎ the tags for my main romantic ships don’t want to update their links on mobile so please see the tags below for an easy click to take you to their content!

[waitineedaname]

not romantic or platonic but a secret third thing (bonded pair)

[omint]

[lynxfrost13]

LSTR-S2301 and the maintenance tunnel ARAR are best friends to me even though that Elster was only on sierpinski for a seemingly brief time, they’re bros who fuck around on the clock during work. I think Elster was probably more willing to put extra time in however she’s also very “okay you’ve given me a list of tasks I did them. They’re done and done well. That’s it, my time now.” Whereas I see Ara being more of a slacker (very valid of her) or at the very least just a bare minimum type of gal when it comes to work.

Idk I tend to imagine them fucking off in the middle of shifts to go find weird lonely corners of sierpinski to hang out in. They don’t even talk half the time but they love it.

[sapphire-draw]

Builder Malroth fankid except its a tiny Godroth running around <3

Like father like son

Builder showing the egg around!

Do not eat the baby.

Malroth nest ^^

Builder does not understand how monsters work.

She is so confused as to how egg came into existence.

She tries ;u;

[sirlancenotalot]

the fact that people still use the "no one would talk to a friend that way" "no one would grieve for someone like that if it was just platonic" etc arguments to prove a ship is canon is so annoying to me. yes i get it, we got queerbaited hard but where does it say that romance has to be higher than a friendship or no one said friends couldn't also be lovers or vice versa....? i normally say "popular media tropes that usually are for romance" when i talk about fiction but pulling a blanket statement like "NO ONE talks to a friend that way" is so invalidating to so much of our queer experiences. the beauty of queer friendship literally lies in the emotional fulfilment we get from our friends in a way that i don't normally see in cishet friendships for whatever reasons. so idk it's just been bothering me to see these kinds of posts every now and then. "you wouldn't do [x] for your friends" i would actually. i would sell my soul for them. i would kill for them and kill myself for them. i would do anything for my friends that i would do for a partner. the "proof" for a ship doesn't have to be by invalidating their friendship. also like aren't most of the ships so powerful when they're also each other's closest friends? do y'all not think of your partners as your best friends?

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I got bored... and made a shipping chart for OBX

I love the very clear separation of the Pogues and Kooks/whoever Rafe hangs out with lol

also yes- Sofia and Rafe are not romantically a thing, I dont care what anyone says, that man is gay as fuck and is sleeping with her cause its what he's used to and its easy, and he likes her cause she talks to him like a person and understands his insanity- I think eventually they'd get into a QPR, but for rn its a clusterfuck cause he doesnt know how feelings work lol

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{Btw, if you use this template I’d like to be tagged, not cause I care about credit or whatever but I DESPERATELY wanna see people’s ships, I’m starved for classic fandom shipping charts and I’d love to see peoples more obscure ships, or what popular ships you think are just friendly, QPR ships, etc}

[salty-an-disco]

I'm not one for polyshipping, usually (< token monogamist of my friend group) but. Longest Night polycule………

[ct-hardcase]

one thing I have noticed in the last few years of discourse about star wars canon is the attitude from some parts of fandom, where when people go "hey, I don't like this problematic aspect of canon/I don't like that this canon significantly contradicts the other", others will respond, stating that star wars is a tapestry of stories, and that it's fine, actually, because you can just take the parts you want and/or to just cobble one's own canon together from whatever.

this isn't bad advice per se, and if that's someone's preferred way of interpreting canon or dealing with discrepancies, I'm genuinely happy they reached that solution (hell, I even do it myself sometimes—rey mind-tricking finn and poe in the tros novelization is something I absolutely choose to ignore on account of it being ooc and not in the movie), but the majority of the time, I like treating canon as a puzzle that I can put together, and when some of the pieces simply can't fit right, or if there's blatant disrespect to the other stories in the tapestry (hi, caleb in tbb), I don't think it's wrong to be pissed at that and expect the corporate entity managing the product to do better.

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

Honestly, shout out to whatever the hiring process is in the Compound that they looked at 2 of Britain's most autistic dorks and went "Hmm yes, those two need to be bound together for the rest of their lives" and damn, ya know?

They were correct

10/10, no notes, godspeed 🫡🫡🫡

[nyxi-pixie]

fake ass queers you dont even WANT to rearrange the traditional understanding of relationships

[justarandomidiot1]

i saw other steven universe aus for mob psycho and felt inspired to make my own

[eldritch-nightmare]

saw that ur rq's are open and i LOVE your blog so:3 may i request ticci toby w a reader who looks up to him like a big brother?? platonic ofc !!! maybe they like . even copy some stuff he does (general gestures he might make, his vocabulary, hell maybe even his choice of weapon, etc) bonus points if you manage to add angst!!! have a nice day and make sure to drink water !!!

a/n: aw, i'm glad you like the blog!! you make sure to drink water too <3 i was gonna have a short little angst drabble at the end but i couldn't really figure out how to word it and i didn't wanna force it so i just turned the idea into those little kinda sorta angsty headcanons near the end.

toby w a reader who looks up to him like a big brother

warnings: platonic obvi, gn reader, overprotective behavior, mentions of injuries, brief mentions of injuries, death, and murder.

Honestly, he probably thinks you're weird as hell when you start following him around like a lost puppy.

Toby doesn't let people close to him, so he definitely tries shooing you away for a good few months before he ultimately realizes you're not gonna leave him alone.

He's not 100% sure how he feels about you viewing him as an older brother figure. I mean, obviously he's fine with it considering Sally views him as one as well but... Sally's dead. You're still alive and kicking.

He takes to the role immediately though, even if he doesn't realize it.

Whenever he's out completing missions, he always brings something back for you be it a snack or a book or some random trinket he thinks you might like.

He'd definitely have to sit you down and tell you not to copy his gestures and whatnot because while he understands that you don't mean any harm by doing it, it does make him feel uncomfortable, especially if you're copying his tics. That's a no-go. Don't do that.

His vocabulary is actually pretty safe. He doesn't swear much, only when he's under immense stress or if he's really angry, so you won't hear him saying fuck anytime soon. Unless you're around one of the others.

Which, speaking of, he does not want you hanging around certain creepypastas. He definitely has a long, comprehensive list on who you can and can't hang out with.

Eyeless Jack, Sally, Cody, Liu, and Natalie are safe. Spend time with them all you want. Nina, BEN, and Helen are on thin ice, but if you like them then go ahead. Stay the hell away from Jeff, Laughing Jack, and Candy Pop, specifically. They are all terrible influences and he immediately goes into Protective Big Brother Mode whenever they're around.

It goes into further detail than that, but just to give you the gist of it.

If it isn't obvious by now, Toby is going to be extremely protective. Like... to the point where you may even consider it to be overbearing.

He's also going to default and worry over every wound you may have, even if it isn't anything major. He isn't trying to be suffocating or anything like that, he just can't stand the thought of you getting hurt.

Real fucking hesitant to let you near any weapons. If you show any type of interest in wanting to do what he does, he will shut you down immediately. It's not happening.

And if you already do what he does, then, well... he's still not going to be okay with it. He'll watch you like a hawk if you're carrying any weapon.

He's definitely going to feel as if he can't be vulnerable when you're around. You see him as this cool guy, and he kinda feels like he needs to keep that image for you so he doesn't disappoint you. The whole 'older sibling can't be vulnerable' mentality is burned into him at this point.

And if you ever get like... severely injured? Oh boy, you can bet your ass Toby will personally hunt down the person who hurt you if they aren't already dead.

It'll take Toby hours, maybe even days to calm down depending on how long it takes you to wake up. Slender will literally have to force him to eat because Toby will simply refuse to leave your bedside.

I don't think Toby would show it to you often, but he does view you as a younger sibling to him now. It's probably something he doesn't even want to admit because he's scared that if he does, you'll be torn away from him just like Lyra was.

All he knows is that he can't watch another sibling die in front of him. He simply cannot. So just bear with his suffocating protectiveness and don't put yourself in any unnecessary danger.

He certainly isn't the perfect role model for you, but he'll try his best to be the big brother that you deserve to have.

[whataphantasia]

yesterday was a very productive yaoi day

heres all the doodles i havent shared here.

theres way more but thats all im comfortable with sharing rn LMAO bye guys!!

[somuchbetterthanthat]

Was thinking about season 5 again for Reasons (found a great song for S5 Jon, mostly) and I'm having Jmart thoughts (I know, I know, some people might believe i've forgotten them amidst all my jonelias and I haven't, it's just they have such a shape in my head these days and it's hardly the same as what most people like about them I think). ANYWAY

I had two thoughts, actually; the first one was that, although I understand the reason why we never heard them kiss until the very end, I truly do enjoy the canon-reason being that it's just. Not the sort of things that works much for them, kissing; I'm still very fond of the idea of a Martin who's dreamt for DECADES of romance and physical affection and realized that the reality of it didn't always translate well. I truly genuinely enjoy the idea that they show their love for each other much more easily and naturally via long hugs and maybe some nuzzles, here and there, but not a lot of kissing.

The second one is that well, I know i've said it before seventy hundred times of twitter, probably, and definitely here as well, but MAN have I not read enough or seen enough of stuff exploring Jon's line in mag 161 ("Well, some of us weren’t able to cut ourselves off from the world before it ended.") and specifically Martin's answer, that does NOT deny the premise of it, only the right for Jon to use that against him at this moment ("That's not fair.")

I really do wish that we'd have more Jmart out there when Martin remembers caring about the world and people and try to still do it on principle, but he's only able to have true, proper feelings when it comes to Jon and Jon only. (And if that highs up his pre-existing tendency for jealousy, WELL.)

[cream-and-tea]

oh man the judge/calliope and pallas&agnes thoughts are really eating holes in my brain tonight,,,,,,