#senile old man

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

I don’t know if some of you got to experience it. But the first time you get new coworkers much younger than you, you realise you got a choice regarding how to deal with them and the age gap.

Are you going to be: A) the Rohan (catty mean old bitch, hates kids for no reason, would rather die than let them help, manipulates them, forces the smaller one to become a personal assistant), 

B) the Jotaro (plans new ways to scare the kids and not even as a prank, send them on suicide missions, ignores their cries for help, creepily stands in corners like this is The Blair Witch Project),

C) the Oldseph Joestar (cringe grandpa, 110.4% lame and owns it, gives bad advice, tries to make up for past mistakes, trusts and relies on the kids even when it’s madness to, adopts and nurtures every baby encountered, respects the fact not everybody has to like you, falls over a lot, wears winter clothes in summer, happy to be included)

[frank-o-meter]

Ha! HA! HA!

[daftmooncretin]

armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck

[wilwheaton]

The words below were taken verbatim from a campaign speech former President Donald Trump delivered in Potterville, Michigan, Thursday when he was attempting, at least initially, to criticize Kamala Harris’ record in San Francisco, presumably referring to her tenure as district attorney there: "She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said, ‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?

Questions surrounding Trump's mental acuity are a real 2024 story

Um. What?

[yeehawpim]

talking to @ribbittrobbit about raphaniel and that one mushroom post

[spookigoobi]

More whiteboard doodles

[isawthismeme]

[chiliger]

They’ve been getting away with it so far.

[ficyorick]

my friends and i rewatching s2 of da boys (well one of them is seeing it for the first time) and ughhh this moment from ep7 has me so.... during the hearing homelander is the only one who doesn't react when vogelbaum is announced as the star witness, doesn't even turn around, he most likely already knows he's in the building, probably heard his heartbeat or w/e so this isn't a surprise to him

but im literally killing myself over the look he gives him when he approaches the stand

LIKE I FEEL ITS SO GENUINELY DISTRAUGHT AND VULNERABLE that vogelbaum has to look away. and i wonder what was going thru HL's head at that point like. maybe he couldn't believe vogelbaum would go against Vought and by that ruin the only thing homelander has going on in his life rn. OR maybe he was afraid vogelbaum was about to go up there on the stand and tell the world the truth about Voughts sins, including the specifics of homelanders upbringing. which i think would be such a mental fuckup for him, like as much as he carries his lab abuse as a badge of honor, he would not want the ENTIRE world to know about it, he wouldn't want his fanbase to view him as a victim, HED HATE THAT. to me it rly feels like he's giving him 'you're not REALLY going to do this to me, are you?' look . ugh . insane.

[fluorescent-if]

Sometimes I think I have nothing left to draw on to write horror, and then I remember the time 2 people were living in my home for 2 months and I didn't know.

[galliro]

Ignore the people/bots on.here that are trying to get you not to vote for biden. Theyll write you essays about all the things biden has done/will do and then try and convince you to waste your vote on a third party like in 2016.

Conviniently they leave out the fact trump and the republicans have done worst and will worsen things if elected again

REMEMBER republicans are very openly stating they want to kneecap democracy if trump gets elected. There is not one complainy you can lodge against biden which doesnr apply to trump.twice over

You wont get another chance vote if republicans get their way

Vote blue

[mugiwara-lucy]

She had to remind him he was dealing with HER NOT Biden. She SCHOOLED him! 🤣

[garthnadermemestash]

See how that works.

[thebirdsareafterme]

Ok friends, let’s all remember rule number 1: (say it with me now) NEVER TRUST A WORD HELMUT MARKO SAYS! That’s right, that man says something contradictory every week, so he is NOT, and I will repeat NOT, a reliable source.

[hoofpeet]

This is. Possibly a very complicated thing to answer, but I'm curious if you think Emmet being transfem (and only finding out after Ingo got Deebied/sugar is working as Ingo) would affect your au? I mostly ask bc I saw your transfemmet art again and I adore it. But also the idea of Spice showing up looking like pre-transition Emmet and being INDESCRIBABLY confused will not leave my head

There's probably actually some interesting potential here but this is what I'm imagining

[fruit-of-the-kaisarion]

happy fathers day to this bald chihuahua of a father