#sending an email that just says hi

[typheus]

emailing in a most unprofessional manner

[soupmanspeaks]

Uhhh something Something headcanon the pizzaplex staff are given little trivia note cards about the company and the 80's in general to recite to guests as they tour the place or something, but the thing about these note cards is that they're full of the most inaccurate info ever, and freddy'll overhear them sometimes and literally have to stop in his tracks to compute what was just said like

Staff: "And here we have Glamrock beauty salon! Where you can get personally styled by Roxy herself! Fun fact, shoulder pads were all the rage in the 80s! Everyone was wearing them, along with their bright neon t-shirts and legwarmers!"

Glamfred: "......I remember we wore more t-shirts and jeans, actually"

Staff: "......?"

GF: "uH.....I mean--I am sure there were some shoulder pads..!"

[bunnihearted]

🧷💬✖️

[cheezyratz]

I hope you understand

[altruistic-meme]

............ i want to come out.

[jaggedwolf]

hmm there's something about how the main victims in knives out and glass onion...not exactly bring their deaths upon themselves, no, i wouldn't say that, but are so confident they're in control that they are oblivious to the web they've trapped themselves in, that as they begin to detest the main group (for understandable reasons) they still don't comprehend the obvious threat

And this is true even at their very ends - they each had a chance to dodge death, but don't, because they're convinced their plan is working

[keeps-ache]

had a really good pear today! also woke up nicely, so :3

[lupismaris]

I'm caught between being the weird beloved quartermaster of the office who helps everyone keep their work in order and the office mastiff with a hair trigger who will go for the throat if someone with authority (social or job based) gets out of line

Today is an uncomfortable mix of the two

[coquelicoq]

Speaking of crosswords, I made a new friend that loves them (her personal record for the nyt mini is 13 seconds!!!) and we were doing paper plate awards and I made hers a super basic crossword and she was so excited she cried a little!

Anyways I told her she should start trying to write them, considering she says she literally sees crosswords when her eyes are closed. Just wanted to share since you are The Crossword Person in my brain lol

that's awesome! i hope she tries it out and has fun with it! i think writing crosswords enhances the crossword-solving experience because you better understand what goes into it and can really admire a clever theme or an elegant fill in a way that you might not have noticed otherwise. at least that's been the case for me! it also makes me way crankier now when i see a poorly done puzzle, but you win some you lose some. best of luck to her!! <3

[boardboxes]

there’s really nothing quite like going from classes where I get over talked by the men to my job where my manager is a sexist piece of shit and I have to endure having him laugh in my face when I’m annoyed

[quaranmine]

BITING AND KILLING. i just received a $170 dentist bill for a visit except i have dental insurance and the dentist is in network and the plan explicitly states that preventative visits is no cost, up to 1 or 2 per year. so. what happened

[toytulini]

abolish voicemails

[silverskye13]

You know what's frustrating? When 80% of your job hinges on one piece of paper, and it is the one piece of paper no one wants to give you.

[callixton]

ok committing to inviting whatever actor whose email i can find whose work on an aids-related piece of media i know to this charity concert. and yknow what they can just ignore it or say no. which is what i expect to happen. but u never know!

[actualnymph]

how do I ask someone for an employer reference letter for college 🙏 I’ve been so worried about it and I need to ask as soon as possible for my deadline

[mossflower]

GIRL