#send that thicc boi my way

[b00tyliciousbabe]

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bisexualbigboybf! x THICC!male reader

summary: manifesting my future husband

notes: THANKS FOR 1k ppl dem! BEEN IN DRAFTS FOR A WHILE. i think there needs to be some more love + appreciation for bi men and big boys so i amalgamated the two. not a fetish y’all, just a preference, they be taking care of my inner princess and for that i will ALWAYS be grateful. a lot of feminisation in this one so tread carefully. it’s a lil messy (jumps in tenses and stuff like that) but i litch couldn’t focus without getting too excited. ENJOY MY HEARTS.

song rec: normani - big boy (feat. starrah)

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your big boy bf didn’t think he had a chance with you at first, nor did he even want one. at first he hated you, watching how all the other men in your life were one flirty conversation away from having a piece of your juicy ass, and how the girls envied and coveted your thick hourglass figure. your sweet personality sickened him ; you made sure to give them your gym routine and your diet, being the beauty guru you were. but what he realised, was not that he hated you, but that he hated not having you. when he realised this, he needed you, more than anything.

you embodied a refreshing style of hyper femininity that made you all the more attractive to your bi man. seeing your body in its thick glory made him love himself more. how your belly added to your voluptuous figure, your plump cheeks, and fleshy muscle surrounding your chest and thighs, he was mesmerised by your form. you were, in his eyes, divine. little did he know that you had fallen first; his broad shoulders, strong biceps and pudgy belly practically had you ovulating. your gigantic teddy bear, standing at a foot taller than you, had a heart of gold and this protective aura around him, enamoured you.

when you debuted your relationship online, you were met with a flurry of mainly positive responses. yeah sure there were the odd few denouncing your femininity and body shaming y’all, but you ignored them because you don’t have to convince the world that you’re THEE baddie b and your man is the sexiest mf to ever exist.

luvagoalz: they are literally the embodiment of the wattpad height difference. I NEED.

user222: y/n getting dicked down DAILY by a giant is so girlboss of him.

sza: bestie got himself a big boy - y/n send me the deets for the wedding.

your bf is a huge gym rat and when you two became exclusive, your already voluptuous figure became all the more defined with his help. you were flawless. you love seeing him in the gym, sweating as the veins in his forearms pop out making him look so attractive. he definitely enjoys your company there, teasingly rubbing his bulge against your ass and face when no one was watching. his exhibitionist kink goes crazy seeing how beautifully your workout clothes hug your butt and cinch your waist. he used to be slightly insecure about his stretch marks but after a cool down session, and you complimenting them like lightning bolts imprinted on his skin, he felt superhuman. you always knew what to say to make him feel better.

he’s so protective of you. always sleeps on the side closest to the door and isn’t afraid to send someone to hospital if they even look at you the wrong way, or in a manner he doesn’t like. in his mind he’s seeded you and you’re literally carrying his kids and thus it’s his responsibility to protect you. it’s almost primal. he isn’t controlling or anything, but finds it incredibly important to remind you that with him you are completely safe.

they say the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and boy was that the case during your talking stage. it was perfect; you love to cook and so he’s more than happy to try your baked goods. your boyfriend loves his sleep on the weekends and so in true house husband fashion you often prepare breakfast in an apron with your thick cheeks hanging out from behind. one day he woke up to the sweet smell of you making his favourite. groggily stumbling into the kitchen, he rubbed the sleep from his eyes, long dick swinging out of his briefs as he advanced towards you.

‘good morning love.’ his deep voice sent shivers down your spine as he kissed the words into your neck. he held onto the groove of your hips, caressing your lower back with the tip of his index finger and watched as you writhed beneath him. ‘babe, what are you doing up? you need your sleep, you’ve been working so hard lately.’ you said, breathing haphazardly as he ground himself into you. ‘i missed you. and i want my morning kisses.’ beginning to untie your apron he turned you around, and removed the lace from around your neck. hiking you up on the table top, the heat of your bare ass, that his dick previous massaged into you, was cooled by the granite. you wrapped your legs around him, as your hands stroked his beard. wiping that shit eating grub off of his face, your lips came closer to his own, as you could feel his heartbeat in his throat - this man is so in love with you. the kiss lasted quite a while, precum staining the opening of his boxers and pooling on your thighs. you knew that you were about to be fucked dumb and so you turned of the hob to avoid burning the house down. the fire inside y’all was more than enough to keep you going.

your man doesn’t fully realise his own strength. he was very hesitant to have sex with you for a while and mostly stopped at groping you before his dick got too hard to ignore. so, for your first time, he had to refrain literally ripping your clothes to get to the prize of your nudity. he absolutely loves seeing you (try to) deepthroat. the reason? his size kink goes insane when you attempt to take his gigantic package. this man is LONG and GIRTHY, capable of splitting you in half and abusing all your spots with ease. the veiny sausage he’s packing could do some serious damage but he held back when it came to your first couple times with him.

he always takes time to ensure that your safe and comfortable. initially his size intimidated you, your mannerisms connoting your subtle anxiety. he kissed the fear out of you, reassuringly saying, ‘you know I would never do anything to hurt you.’

your boyfriend is the KING of consent, always ensuring that you want his big cock just as much as he wants to feel the warmth of your boy pussy. one day whilst he was working from home, he noticed you squirming like an omega in heat. he sighed and smirked. ‘d’you want me to fuck you?’ he burst out. already used to his blunt disposition, you nodded. advancing closer towards you, staring down at the desperation in your face, he stroked your hair. ‘use your words y/n, i wanna hear how badly you want it.’ his charisma practically had you high. ‘I need you, please.’ you began to undo the string that held up his joggers, as he removed his tshirt. ‘i can never say no to my baby boy.’ he smiled, pants bunching at his ankles as he slowly railed on the edge of your shared bed.

he encourages you to take him fully each time, praising you because no one else had been able to take him past halfway. ‘i know baby, i know, do it one more time for me.’ he said endearingly, wiping the tears from your face as his dick invaded your throat.‘THERE IT ISSS UGH FUCK! i love your mouth.’ he cooed.

equally, your bf is the only man you’ve been with that’s been able to satisfy you sexually. you steered clear from all the men who were only interested in your body and not your heart and so you had very minimal experience outside of toys and your hands. the few you may or may not have been with were damn near clueless. on the other hand…your man has had plenty of hoe phases. it sly bugged you how he’d been intimate with a greater number you could’ve imagined but all that disappeared when he first made love to you. the best thing about him is that he can handle allat that ass. despite the clear size difference this doesn’t stop you from being a FREAK. He even encourages it. loving your thick globes of ass flesh kiss his lower belly as you push back and twerk all over his dick. his favourite part of your shape are your hips. he wants to breed you full of his children.

whenever he says ‘fuck yeah baby, back that shit up.’ it sends you orbital. it’s well known that the two of you share a huge affinity for doggy. the way you stroke his pudginess while he rails you in that position has become a safety mechanism - one that he has learnt to make the experience all the more enjoyable. with one hand holding you up (realistically struggling to, under the sheer passion of his fucking) and the other one bent behind your back fingering his belly button. his huge dick borderline tears you open and by grabbing onto him makes you feel safe. he usually recognises that it’s getting a bit too much when your moans become screams, and you get tighter. and as much as he loves seeing you overstimulated and fucked out on his cock, he doesn’t wanna break you (completely). so he slows down, soothing your pain with sweet nothings and his large hands massaging your ass cheeks.

for him personally though, he loves to smush you underneath his weight. in prone bone, he has direct access to your ear, whispering words of affirmation but degrading you with the grip of his arms around your neck. his beard hair softly touching your cheek, causing a wave of bliss to hit you, always gets him going. he knows you love hearing him praise you; his grunts are so delectable, a symphony with the percussion of him clapping tf outta your cheeks. as you whine like a lil bitch, they become guttural, like an alpha in his rut. the carnal passion of your heavier and rougher sessions reveal a callous side to his possessive nature. dangerous how much it turns you on.

words can’t really describe how much you love his stomach, happy trail adorning his belly, and riding him offers you the opportunity to see allat that on a platter. his smirk as he tries to contain his excitement that your his and only his.

on the topic of eye contact, you’re favourite mutual position is definitely missionary - your bf adores every inch of you. how your body becomes compliant. your hole crafted to take his big dick. the way it pierces through the walls of your pussy, massaging your gumminess. he sometimes drools from how lost he can be in the experience. ‘take my cock, yhhh baby, fuckkkk.’

slowing down his jack hammering pace, he’d lean forward with his low hanging balls rutting into you agonizingly slow.

‘you like that shit, huh baby? yeah? loving on my dick so well.’ whispering as he begins to mark your collarbone. then moving upwards onto your neck, massaging your previously pummeled throat as you looked up, desperate to kiss him. he exhales into your mouth, breathing life into you that he had taken away with his hard thrusts. his softness escaped as quickly as it arose, thrusting his entire load into you.

‘shit’ you scream as he laughs hoarsely, the rasp in his voice a melting honey.

in the same position, you love his cum face. something about how his eye and nose scrunch as he pants and grunt deeply. his beard ticking your chin. it also allows him to be vulnerable with you. he would hold your head cradling it with an affection rivalled only by how sweetly his tip kisses your prostate with each lengthy thrust. when he first enters, he’s checking to see if your okay, if you want more lube. you say no. legs just above his hips, you bring your hand to stroke his beard as he concentrates on directing his dick in a way that doesn’t make him cum immediately upon re entry.

‘i love you.’ you say getting all emotional from how well he’s treating you. ‘I love you too y/n.’ he leans down for more kisses as your hand now snakes around the back of his head.

he stops, letting you catch your breath, playing with your hair and caressing your face lovingly. your arms drop immediately at the warmth of his touch. he lifts and cradles your head, a delicacy opposing his rough demeanour.

‘I fucking love you,’ your bf grunts, placing forehead kisses, panting, as he starts moving faster. your legs now wrapped tightly around his abdomen like a vice. he plants both hands behind your head, balling his fists at either side of your head to create the perfect foundation to fuck you hard. brings one of his hands to cradle your hair and to bring your head closer to his. your temples meet ensuring that you’re so close and intimate. the man brings his body up, still inside you, collects your legs together, one leg on each shoulder holding onto the thick flesh of your upper thighs, allowing you to adjust, before toppling over onto you again to get deeper inside your pussy. later, moving his hands up to behind your knees, his rugged fingertips grip the flesh of your hamstrings.

your boyfriend brings his fingers up to stroke your cheeks and remove the hair sticking to your face. he’s growling at his need to go ham, but he exercises self-control as a means to take care of you. however, what he doesn’t realise is that his painfully slow strokes transport you to a utopia of bodily ecstasy.

he ABSOLUTELY loves seeing the imprint of his girthy cock in your stomach, pressing down on it to add to your respective pleasures. and when you both reach the top of the mountain, the visual of you being completely fucked out on his huge pole, as it protrudes through your stomach which is now decorated with your own personal release, makes him wanna rail you again. and again. until you pass out or his dick becomes limp. the latter would never happen because wherever you are, that cocks gonna be UP.

aftercare is so underrated with him. in his past relationships, it was usually a hit and quit it situation - his words not mine. thus he didn’t really know what to do at first. he’s so used to hookup culture, that he never bothered. but with you, he knew he had to change; one, because he knew you’d never let him near you again if he didn’t take care of you, but mainly two, because you were his and he had a responsibility to cherish you. considering you literally couldn’t walk and body was limp, your man needed to ensure you were taken care of. though he always reassures you, you make sure to do the same. the first time you spooned him he slept like a baby. BIG BOYS NEED CUDDLES TOO Y’ALL.

he gets really apologetic, constantly asking ‘did I go to rough.’ as he massages the bruises on your hips. sometimes feels guilty that he fucks you too hard. You put his mind at ease telling him that you do like it. your bubble butt and tight hole were made to take his cock.

this still doesn’t stop him from confessing to you; ‘baby, I’m so sorry.’ he kisses your skin. ‘when I see that ass if yours jiggle, it drives me crazy, I just can’t stop.’ it often leads to him overcompensating. as the his cum seeps out of your obliterated cunt. he just wants to make you feel safe. the same safety he feels when he’s with you.

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[predalien]

I got you covered. 👍 (I almost didn’t catch this as it came from my main blog—so, just a reminder, please send yautja related asks over here.)

I got a little carried away with this one, especially the pup part. So sorry! 😩

Thicc s/o version

Yautja with a leaner/petite S/O headcanons

Now, this is how you impress a yautja. I mean, let’s face it, no matter how big of a human you are, a yautja will always be stronger, and most definitely bigger than you. So a leaner or more petite S/O will most likely catch a yautja’s attention under the circumstances of you being able to fight off larger enemies and protecting yourself.

They won’t necessarily try to fight or spar with you as much, but they’ll probably throw you around and manhandle you a little bit. I’m sorry, lol. You’re just so light, to them at least. How could they not play a game of football with you as the ball? Of course they won’t be super aggressive with you, they’re aware you’re smaller and therefore you could possibly break easier. But it’s still fun to them to throw you up in the air and watch you yell in annoyance at them. 🤷‍♀️

If you’re a solider, hunter, or warrior of some type already, they’ll send you into the small spaces and crevices they couldn’t reach. Just because they couldn’t catch that that tiny alien warthog that burrowed itself in the small crevices of a cave doesn’t mean that you can’t catch it, right? That’s right ooman, just chase it out and I’ll spear it! (They’re missing a tooth to add to their necklace.)

If you’re more on the petite and smaller side, the amount time you may be referred to as ‘pup’ or a ‘juvenile’ by older and large yautja, especially matriarchs, will start to get annoying. Even though you’re a fully grown human adult. It’s especially prevalent if you’re the mate or associate yourself with younger yautja. To them, you’re just an inexperienced juvenile who still needs to grow… BUT! This is where you can prove them wrong, and really get that respect that you deserve. 👀

Just imagine the shocked faces and flared mandibles you’ll receive when one of your mate’s teammates tried to poke and mess with you a little more than you’d like—only to get rabid badgered in the face by a, example, tiny little ooman with a pension for violence. Well, I warned you, didn’t pick them for no reason. That’s just what your mate is thinking, lol.

Now, if you’re more on the lean muscle, athletic, etc. kind of side? You’ll probably be treated similarly to your larger bodied counterparts, especially if you have visible lean muscle as compared to bulk muscle. It’s a clear sign of strength to them for the most part, even if you aren’t really a warrior or hunter of some sort. And to yautja? Strength and honor are some of the most valuable things you can possess, regardless of species. If you’re (a) worthy (opponent), then you’re (a) worthy (opponent).

You’re a pup playground, by the way. If you’ve been assigned to care and watch for the pups in the clan, you best believe those pups will drag you down with them. Whether you like it or not. You’re like, basically their size, right? Even though you could probably drop kick one with a hard enough kick?… You’ll get head-butted and pounced on from all angles, for sure. You may find it annoying as hell at first, but by time everyone is worn out and you’re in the center of the cuddle pile surrounded by actual purring pups and juveniles, you’ll start to think it’s not as bad as you thought. It’s kind of cute, really. Until they wake up again… Oh boy, at least their mothers are finally here. 😂

[schlattslambo]

thigh job with charlie

please i need him so bad its genuinely unhealthy😖😫

a/n: thank you for this anon. i will be thinking about this for a while. i hope you enjoy! i wanted to try my hand at writing sub!charlie, i hope thats alright!

cw: sub!charlie, gn!reader but they have some thicc thighs, slight begging, one instance of hair pulling, calling charlie a slut

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charlie’s been known to whine when he gets needy. you’re used to it by now. you’d be doing something important and he comes in blubbering about how much he needs you. in today’s case, you’re sitting at your desk writing an important work email. your mind is completely focused on getting this out in time that you don’t hear the door creak open.

“baby?” charlie’s voice is just above a whisper as he stands in the doorway.

you don’t hear him, continuing to clack away at the keyboard.

“baby,” charlie tries, this time his voice a bit louder.

“yes love?” you ask, not taking your eyes from the computer.

“need you,” charlie’s voice comes out way needier than he expects it to.

“i’m busy, sweetie.” you reply, pausing to take a look at him.

charlie’s cheeks are flushed and there’s a sheen of sweat on his forehead, some of his hair sticking to it. he looks desperate and pathetic, just how you like him. you weren’t particularly dominant or submissive before your relationship, but hearing how whimpery charlie got when you two fucked, it was hard not to dominate him.

“i-i’ll be quick, promise,” charlie pleads. “you don’t even have to stop working.”

“i’m listening,” you say, crossing your arms on your chest.

him bargaining when needy is nothing new. he gets desperate and dumb and can only think about you. he thinks with his cock sometimes, but you wouldn’t have him any other way.

“i could fuck your thighs,” charlie continues. “you have that standing desk too so you don’t even have to stop working. please, baby.”

you turn to your desk and charlie deflates slightly. but as he sees it slowly raise up, he can’t help the grin that breaks out on his face. you stand up, tugging your pants down. charlie’s eyes nearly bug out of his head at the sight of your ass. he’ll never get over how good it looks.

“get lube baby.” you order, turning back to the computer.

you smile to yourself as you hear charlie scramble to his room. he comes back quickly, breathing heavily as he uncaps the lube. you don’t need to look at him to know that his hands are shaking. you turn around to help, only to find charlie with his pants around his ankles and cock at attention. you can’t help but laugh at him.

“baby, you look pathetic,” you say, running a hand through his hair.

charlie leans into your touch, cock twitching.

“let me help,” you add, taking the lube from his hands.

you’re quick to apply lube to your thighs, right at the spot that he usually grinds against. you don’t touch his cock mainly because of the fact that he might cum from the touch alone. you turn back to the computer with a smile.

you don’t say anything, knowing that charlie is shaking in need and waiting for the okay to jump your bones. he’s breathing heavily, fingers twitching as he looks at your thighs. he fucking loves your thighs.

“go ahead, angel,” you say with a smile.

soon, charlie’s hard cock is sliding effortlessly between your thighs. you focus on the email that you’re drafting, occasionally flexing your thigh muscles to make him whimper. he’s whining away, balls slapping against your thighs. you finish the email haphazardly, sending it along to a coworker before turning your attention to the boy between your thighs.

“hang on,” you say, reaching back and stopping charlie’s movements. “let me turn around so i can see you.”

you turn around quickly, placing his cock between your thighs again. he watches where you two are connected before you cup his jaw and force him to look at you. his eyes are glassy and he’s flushed.

“so good for me,” you praise. “that feel good?”

charlie nods quickly, some hair falling in his face.

“so good,” he blubbers. “feels s’ good.”

you tug on his hair, making him let out a pathetic noise. he loves being manhandled like this, especially when he’s only allowed to fuck your thighs. it places him beneath you, and he absolutely loves it.

“pl-please,” he whines, voice wavering. “please let me cum for you.”

“you’re already about to cum?” you tsk. “let me hear how desperate you are.”

charlie lets out a mewl, shivering as you lean down and bite at his neck. “please (y/n), please let me coat your thighs,” he begs. “i’ll leave you alone for the rest of the day, please just let me feel good for you.”

you look at him and his eyes are wet. a sign that he’s truly at the brink. you don’t want to be too mean to your boy, so you nod.

“go ahead, charlie,” you whisper against his ear. “make a mess for me.”

with one pathetic wail, charlie cums. thick white ropes shoot out and land on your floor as charlie holds onto your shoulders for dear life. he slumps against you as his thrusts slow, his breath against your neck.

“th-thank you,” he whispers. “thank you.”

“you’re welcome, my slut,” you smile, running a hand through his hair.

charlie clings to you for a moment as you kiss him gently. he loves you so, so much, and even if he isn’t going to say so with his softening cock between your thighs, he’ll make sure to whisper it to you later that evening.

“oh and baby,” you continue, making charlie look up at you. “you’re gonna need to clean up that mess you made, so go ahead and do that.”

you make your way to the bathroom, knowing that charlie will make that area spotless as you shower.

[coffeeandbatboys]

Hey! I already sent one in and the Rex cuddles one was so good!! But if you are looking for more I could ask another. According to @moonlightwarriorqueen if I’m not matched with Hardcase it would be Jesse. So maybe Jesse 😜 and 10?

YESSS! Finally! our resident thicc boy 😂 Moonlight knows her stuff too. She’s amazing!

Thank you to @the-bad-batch-baroness @vodika-vibes and ofc @moonlightwarriorqueen for helping describe Juicy Jesse 💀

Prompt: sending little selfies or pictures throughout the day when they’re apart

Warnings: Jesse being charming, lots of suggestive comments, reader is referred to as female, and is dress shopping. Kira is just a random name. She’s reader’s friend tho? Kix cameo because where there’s a Jesse there’s a Kix.

Insatiable (Jesse x Reader)

The holopic flickered up on your comm, brandishing Jesse’s infectious smile and Kix’s tired glare. You smiled.

“What’s my girl up to?”

Your insides fluttered, reminding you that the owner of said smile belonged to you.

“Dress shopping for Kira’s wedding”

You sent a picture of yourself in one of the options you'd picked out. The light blue satin fell around you quite perfectly, hugging your waist and billowing around your ankles. The back went way down in a v-shaped dive, which you knew would drive Jesse absolutely mad.

“Oh cyare, you look absolutely amazing, but if you went to the wedding wearing that I don’t think I’d last three minutes through the reception.”

You smiled, giggling in the dressing room.

“Too bad, Jess. I told her we'd be there and you’re my plus one. I guess you’ll just have to suffer.”

You could practically hear his groan halfway across Coruscant.

“Oh come on Mesh’la.”

You smirked, having far too much fun with this.

“Or, perhaps I could find something else? I think I saw one with wayyy too much fabric on the sleeves.”

“Stars, no.”

You giggled again.

"Wish you were here with me."

"Me too. I'll see you at home, ok?"

Something akin to pride swelled within you at the simple thought of him calling your place home.

"Yeah. Love you."

"Love you more, Mesh'la. Be safe."

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He was sitting on the couch by the time you returned with a box of takeout and the garment bag slung over your shoulder.

Oh, maker.

Jesse had a way of sitting with his legs wide apart, and when he was in his armor it only highlighted how thick and toned his thighs were. The sight would often make you a little weak in the knees.

"Hi," you cooed with a shaky voice, setting all of your baggage down to the side, favoring his open arms. You pressed your lips to his in a thankful greeting. He sighed happily and settled his hands on your hips.

"Did you have a nice day, cyar'ika?" he murmured as you pulled away.

You nodded, bending down to pick up the dress and the box of takeout. You stole another glance—that was really a stare—at him in all of his glory, but mentally slapped yourself when he smirked and asked,

“See anything that tickles your fancy, Mesh’la?”

“Oh, it tickles more than just my fancy.” You blurted before you could catch yourself.

He smirked again, this time giving a deep chuckle.

“But I’m hungry.” You added, holding up the steaming box of food.

He cocked an eyebrow and looked like he was trying not to burst out laughing.

“For actual food, Jesse. I don’t wanna have to warm it up if it gets cold. Not as good.” You corrected him, finishing your scolding with a kiss.

He relented and joined you in the kitchen as you split the takeout between two plates.

However, you’d definitely be going for *seconds* later.

[polyklok]

Next up on my list in all of our favorite Swedish fish-

Skwisgarr Skwigelf, physique/appearance headcanons

Nathan

Pickles

Toki

Murderface

It took me like four tries to spell his name wtf

26 years old. Why? Idk, he just has those vibes. 26 year old vibes.

6’7, though he usually wears boots that puts him at, like, 6’10. It’s absolutely ridiculous how tall this guy is. Insulting, even.

We all know the line ‘Skwisgarr Skwigelf, taller than a tree.’ Right?

More like a beanstalk cause this motherfucker is like 140 lbs. That’s not too low, but it is when you’re nearly 7 feet tall!

Growing up, he was gangly as hell, and had some seriously clumsy habits. But he grew out of it, and is now very graceful. It’s one of the ways he’s very attractive, even his simplest movements seem sort of like a dance.

I added pointy ears because him with lil elf ears is just so funny to me. Let’s just say he hides them in his hair or something.

Speaking of his hair- FUCKING GORGEOUS

Seriously, he’s got long, straight locks that might very be made out of gold. He has an extensive hair routine using only the most high-quality of products. Usually, he spends an hour a day on his hair alone.

That being said, he will not hesitate to smack anyone who tries to touch it. Strangers or otherwise.

He also takes pretty good care of the rest of himself as well. He’s the only member of the band without any obvious wrinkles, only paper-cutting cheekbones.

His pale skin is actually fairly scarred. Some are from fights, some are from mentioned childhood clumsiness, most are from sexual endeavors that got too out of hand.

Piercing blue eyes that could probably kill a man. He has many different glares. You know in Zoolander where they talk about, like, facial expressions? The Dethklok fans do that with Skwisgarr’s many different glares.

He does the old school trick of putting Vaseline on his eyelids so they shine more. Also wears mascara. He wouldn’t tell a soul, though.

Dummy thicc lips. I said what I said.

At some point during his early twenties, he began dying his eyebrows cause he was sick of people not being to tell he was pissed at them.

How do I say this…uhh, absolutely no ass. His hips naturally thirst foreword when he’s in a relaxed position to compensate for his supreme lack of ass. Long back.

Always moving. Usually, it’s picking at his guitar. But if he doesn’t have access for whatever reason, he’s pacing or fidgeting, or grinding his teeth even. He can’t ever not be moving, it frustrates him.

His hands alone are worth millions of dollars, so he takes extra precaution to make sure their in top shape. Trims his nails regularly, applies hand sanitizer and lotion at least 10 times a day, won’t paint his nails or even wear rings just in case.

But he does like jewelry. Actually, he mostly likes collecting expensive pieces and not ever wearing them. He just wears whatever hot topic sends him for free.

He doesn’t really like wearing what he wears at all. He prefers form-fitting, plain, white clothing. But that doesn’t match the band’s aesthetic, so he settles.

All his clothes are still perfectly tailored, though. Never too loose, never too tight.

Despite not completely wearing his preferred style, he’s still aware that he looks good in pretty much everything and anything, so he wears it with enough confidence to make it seem couture.

Similar to Nathan (not exactly), he also shaves himself, the whole body. Except he hardly grows any body or facial hair. But as soon as one does show up, it’s gone.

He smells…clean. Obsessively clean. Like hand sanitizer, mint, and maybe pine or citrus, depending on his cologne. It’s a little off-putting but certainly not unpalatable.

Overall, definitely puts the most into his appearance and hygiene than the other boys. And it’s worth it, clearly.

[lovelykhaleesiii]

also since we all seem to crave a bit of chubby aegon:

him, indeed, being insecure even more when rumors start to run around about the fact that with his growing belly, he'd be better fit to be the female of the relationship and give you children and that he can't protect you and aegon can't stand the slander because that's just so unfair. he did gain a bit of weight but he can still protect you!

(also unrelated but I read somewhere that fat is actually good for fighting, so like it's more normal to see chubby! athletes in such fields instead of slim ones).

still, he caves under the pressure and he asks aemond to train him, again. and strangely aemond ins't judging him. he does make a few comments and tries to spur him on by mentioning you but he isn't mean with his brother. once, aegon gets himself hurt - nothing bad - but you rushed in the maester's room all worried because the maid just told you that aegon had been hurt and you find the maester stitching up a wound on his shoulders.

and his lessons with aemond were a secret to you, so you are surprised when the maester explains to you what happened and aegon is not meeting your eyes, even more when you send the maester away once he is finished, suggesting that you bandage up your engaged. aegon is blurting out the truth halfway through, expressing his insecurity and his hatred of the thought of not being able to protect you properly.

and you low key raise his head to meet his eyes and go like:

'listen. if you want to do this for you, it's alright for me. but if you are doing to impress me or others, don't. the sole person that I think that you should please, it is yourself. nobody else'.

and he goes all shy:

'but I want you to like me'.

and you are like 'but I like you, aegon' and baby boy is smiling, twirling his hair and giggling.

and since his shoulder is injured you might give him a bit of a preview of your wedding night, quite literally giving him an hand(y) in front of a mirror, because he certainly needs to appreciate himself

just my honest opinion - a beefy/bigger dude I feel so fucking protected and safe with. like you just know they’re strong & sturdy (no pun intended).

like you are obsessed with Aegon’s bigger build, but he obviously becomes more focused and concerned about what others think. ugh I could so see him seeking Aemond out to help him, and Aemond making sneaky, sly comments of how if Aegon becomes too “fat and useless” he’ll take you all up for himself, make sure you’re well taken care of.

this triggers something in Aegon and que an accident !!!

poor bubba, seeing you rush into the room as he’s getting patched up, and the worried look on your face 🥺

he apologises but after hearing his rationale, you urge him he has no need to be sorry. you try to argue that you are beyond satisfied with him just the way he is (and definitely prove that later tonight!!! UGH YOUR MIND giving him a handjob in front of a mirror) 😫🥵

or riding his big, thicc thigh, until you cum all over his stomach and lap 😫🥵

bestie, this is exactly what I needed in my mind 😌

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

your mind powers encouraged me to do this, so have Martyn in a frustrated gay panic over Scott and Ren not doing anything at all to help

It's the evening after the first day of the faire, and no, martyn isn't dreading going back. In fact, he's looking forward to it, it was very fun! But.

He's dreading having to look the pretty boy in the eyes again, and try to hold a completely functioning conversation.

Ren openly mocks him from the bed, fanning out his drying nails like he's not the one who married him years ago. Granted, it was a heat of the moment decision and they were divorced now, but minor details.

What's important right now is Martyn agonizing over what to send to the pretty boy(who he'd learned was named scott)

"Should I even text him today? Wouldn't that make me look desperate?" He frets. Ren just scoffs.

"Dude. Martyn. You are desperate." He snarks, and he can practically hear Martyn rolling his eyes in the way he says "thanks Ren". "I mean, I'd go for it today. Don't want him to forget about you." He shrugs.

"You're right..." Martyn huffs. "What do I say- Does just a hi work? Or- Or should I try and be smooth-"

"Just say whatever you did to make me say yes to marrying you." Ren shrugs, as if it's that simple.

Martyn balks. "Oh, take him to Vegas and get him drunk. Splendid idea, may I remind you that it was you who asked me to marry you?"

"Huh." Ren says, almost having forgotten that fact.

"Oh- nevermind... I'll do this myself." Martyn grumbles, though he feels like he can't do it.

What he sends is simple. Just a text letting Scott know he didn't lose the paper with his number. That should be sufficient, right? But.. oh fuck what if he sounds boring? He wants to be interesting, especially to someone like Scott.. should he have tried to be smooth? Should he have tried a pick up line? Or would an emoji have been better, or literally anything else but-

Ding!

Shit.

Ren looks over as well when he hears it, and watches as Martyn's face turns bright red. "Did he send nudes already?" He says in amazement, only slightly whining when Martyn throws something at him.

"Shut up- shut up, no- he didn't-" Well, not exactly nudes. What Scott had sent back was a photo of him shirtless. Not exactly exposing much, just a hint below the clavicle, which it was aiming at. It did however show off the floral tattoo that started at Scott's shoulder, and crept downward.

"He has a tattoo." Martyn says, almost in shock. "He's got- a lot of tattoos.."

"Damn- that's not what i was expecting." Ren snorts. "Good for him. What's the text say?"

"Just... Hello. With a smiley face."

"Just that- That's it?"

"Yeah..?"

"Oh dude. He's into you. He's trying to make you fall harder- I mean, not like that's gonna be hard-"

"Shut up!"

They go on like that throughout the evening, back and forth banter over whether or not Martyn falls easily, or if Scott's just really good at what he does. Martyn honestly banks on both. Sure, Scott is really pretty, and that does help, but Martyn, well, to quote Cleo, is a little bit of a desperate bitch.

That's fine with Scott though.

He smiles at his phone and at the response he gets from Martyn. This was good.

He can't wait to see him tomorrow.

YEAHHHHHHHHH THE GUYS!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE HUSSY AND BLOND IDIOT <33 I love them,, Scott's such a flirt and I'm very much looking forward to writing him as such AND Martyn as a very very very gay disaster. Ren will be of no help to him :D

Kicking my feet and giggling twirling my hair thinking ab writing the tension between these two cause OH BOY. It will be thicc w 5 Cs. I love this very much Roxie thank you *mwah* /p

[boislut-neo]

The plan-

Make a boi Ruby thing, than get back to the big Weiss Sequel!

So I'll be picking something soon! Just have some super nasty, naughty fun with it~! Ruby being an extra thicc little sissy hypno loving whore for Yang, y'know~!

--

And for the gooner crowd- I've literally never done stuff like that, but I'm always happy to try and write lewd stuff like that when it doesn't gross me out or whatever, y'know?

So, send asks, and give suggestions on how best to do it! My personal idea is for Ruby to be, y'know, sissy hypno, gooner, depraved slut who's secretly addicted and obsessed with his older brother! Maybe I'll enjoy it and do more, maybe I'll just do one and never again, ether way, please help me know how best to do it!

And for those who don't like it, I'll put a warning and read more on it!

[6-and-7]

For the ask game: 1; Black and Blue and Bloodied / The Rising Night, 5, 6, 10, 12, 14, 17, 18, 19, 21, 29, and 30: What's the best way to send you Fic Recs?

1 - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked for B&B&B, The Sounds of Silence for Rising Night. There are probably more fitting ones, I just can't think of any rn.

5 - There was one I had awhile back where Six and Peri meet HP Lovecraft and find that some psychic emanation is turning his terror of everything onto the world, making people perceive anything other as a threat and a danger. This is exacerbated by the emergence of a local Silurian colony. Unfortunately Big Finish beat me to the punch. I had one scene written where Peri is affected (see below cut).

6 - Off the top of my head; The Great Alicorn Hunt by RHJunior, The Change by Dribbledscribbles, No One For the Gallows But Me by Coyote de la Mancha, MLP Time Loops by various authors, we should ride this wave to shore by ClarionGlass, and Vicissitude by TheBigCat.

10 - Not really? It does sometimes baffle me how much more response I tend to get on short little things I bashed out in an afternoon than I do on the epics that have taken months to years of planning, but I guess that brevity (and completeness) are more inviting.

12 - Nah, I don't really do playlists.

14 - I would do terrible, terrible things for an animated version of Ruler of Everything. Also, not visual, but a podfic of My Little Pony, My Little Pony, and Me 317: Hello, Humans! might actually spur me into finishing the sequel if it sounded enough like the McElboys.

17 - I read up quite a bit on the Byzantine Empire while writing The Legion of Bronze. Also, I learned how to write a pantoum and several other structured verse forms in order to create Cadenza Cosmology.

18 - ���Ia Ia Cthulhu Fh’tagn, I’m trying to infiltrate this ancient and eldritch temple, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks is making my head spin with ancient runes and unknowable tentacle faces, isn’t it boys?”

19 - The streamers hung loose on the walls. The balloons sagged and drooped. The silence was absolute. Rarity folded her arms over her chest. “You know, just once, I’d like a normal school event.”

21 - Oh absolutely. An early draft of Ruler off Everything saw me trying to introduce the character of Paradox, the draconequus of time, as she tried to fight the machinations of the Nightmare and the Valeyard. Unfortunately, they were all not very good, confusing, and muddled an already quite byzantine plot, so out they went.

29 - See below cut

30 - just @ me, that's probably the most reliable way to communicate on this hellsite. Or you could send an ask, just not a message.

5 - The Doctor drew closer, made wary by Peri’s erratic behavior. As he watched, she lifted a metal device from the table and stared at it, uncomprehending. “What are you?” she whispered. “What manner of mind created you?”

“Peri,” the Doctor said gently. “I think you should put that device down.”

She stiffened. When she spoke, her voice was artificially cool and collected. “What is it? What does it do?”

The Doctor peered closer at the object. “At a guess, it’s a prototype of Nikola’s for his earthquake machine. Put it back, Peri, you might break it.”

“An earthquake machine,” she said. She didn’t move.

“That’s right,” the Doctor said. He was unable to keep a twinge of fear out of his voice. “A fascinating piece of technology, though perhaps a bit dangerous -- the one time Tesla tried out the full-scale model, it brought the house down. Literally”

“It’s a device for taking control of the elements themselves,” Peri said. “It’s obscene -- this could give people destructive power beyond anything humanity should possess.”

“I suppose that’s one way of putting it,” the Doctor said carefully. “Not the terms I would have used, of course.”

Peri let out a terrified chuckle, and the Doctor realized for the first time the depths of fear that laced his friend’s voice. He hefted the psychic ray -- if he hadn’t been sure that she’d fallen under the malign influence of this town before, he certainly was now. “Put the machine down, Peri,” he said calmly.

“I saw you, Doctor,” she responded, her voice suddenly hard. “I can see everything clearly now, and that includes you!”

He hesitated, curiosity and anxiety staying his hand. This turned out to be a terrible mistake. In a moment, Peri spun around, chucking the device at the Doctor’s chest with speed and strength he’d never known she possessed. Reflexively, he managed to dodge out of the way, but the machine clipped his arm. He fell sprawled on the ground, the psychic ray skittering across the floor as he lost his grip on it.

The Doctor tried to rise, but Peri was on him like a woman possessed. Which, he reflected bitterly as he did his best to shield himself, she probably was. He couldn’t fight back in earnest, for fear of actually injuring Peri. However, he wasn’t completely helpless. Swiftly, he caught Peri’s wrists and held them. She struggled, but even with the adrenal strength of fear rushing through her veins, the Doctor was able to keep a firm grip.

“Peri,” he said, mustering all of his charm. “Why are you doing this? I’m your friend, don’t you remember? How many times have we saved one another’s lives, mm? More than that, how many times have we made each other breakfast? How many times have I taken you shopping? How many times have you talked the local authorities out of arresting me? Why would I do that if I meant you harm?”

For a moment, Peri stopped struggling. “I don’t know,” she said.

The Doctor’s hearts lifted. He’d gotten through to her! Then she met his eyes and his hopes were dashed. “Who knows what motivates an alien?” she spat.

The Doctor tried to speak again, but Peri bit down hard on one of his fingers. He cried out in pain and released her. Instantly, she resumed her full assault on him. The Doctor tried to roll into a ball, but Peri kicked him in the stomach, knocking the breath out of him. He lay there, wheezing, as Peri stood over him, gazing down at him coldly. He struggled to rise, but she planted her foot in the middle of his chest. “Because you’re not human, Doctor. You like to dress up like one, but let’s be honest -- you don’t do that good a job. And now even your pathetic masks don’t work on me.”

The Doctor, still panting, looked up at Peri suspiciously. “And what -- d’you mean -- by that?”

She crouched down, bending to stare directly into his face. “I can see you,” she said softly. “The real you. The alien spy.”

The Doctor felt almost giddy with fear as he tried to piece together what Peri had meant by that. He didn’t notice her hands wrapping around his neck until she’d already started to squeeze. “And we all know the fate of alien spies,” Peri whispered. “Don’t we?”

29 - “I can’t believe Jon’s not in yet,” Tim commented. “Back in Research, he was always the first one in and the last one to leave the building. I’m pretty sure he pulled some all-nighters.”

“On the first day, too,” Sasha agreed. “It’s not like him at all.”

“You… both know Jon already?” Martin asked.

“Yeah, spent four years together in Research,” Tim said. “You never met him?”

“Not that I can remember,” Martin said. “What’s he like?”

“Typical stuffy academic times ten,” Tim said.

“He can be funny,” Sasha said. “And nice. He’s got to really warm up to you first, though.”

“Yeah, he’s got this really dry wit,” Tim agreed. “Jon’s great. Looks like his only experience of ‘fun’ was reading the dictionary definition, but every now and then a little life breaks through the starched-shirt shell.”

“And,” Sasha said, glancing at the clock, “he’s very punctual.”

As though to punctuate her remark, there was a crash from Jon’s office that made all three of them jump. Sasha was the first on her feet, rushing toward the office and throwing wide the door, the boys hot on her heels.

They were confronted with the sight of a skinny, bespectacled man in a band t-shirt standing halfway out of a trapdoor, glaring down at someone below. “And another thing!” he yelled. “Pick up your damned food wrappers! Not only is it disgusting, it’s a dead giveaway to anyone who makes it down there that someone’s living in the tunnels, and then what good will your depression god pamphlet be? Just because you’re living in a basement doesn’t mean you should act like a college dropout!”

With a huff, the man crawled the rest of the way out of the tunnel and slammed the trapdoor behind him. He glanced up, seemingly aware for the first time of his assistants’ presence. “Oh, hello,” he said. “Did you know that Jurgen motherfucking Leitner lives under the Institute?”

“...Jon?” Sasha asked. “Are you alright?”

“Not particularly!” Jon said cheerfully. “I thought that one time loop spent away from the Eye would help me to recover from it. I saw a fucking therapist, you know? Couldn’t tell him a tenth of the shit I saw, but I was healing. And six years later, the anniversary of the apocalypse, I go to bed. And when I wake up, the damn Eye tells me, ‘Cockadoodle doo! Your next-door neighbor has a really very delicious story about the fucking… Wonderbread Guy, and isn’t trauma just the best part of waking up?”

He took a deep breath in. “I’m sorry, I’m being rude. Hello, you must be Martin, lovely to meet you.”

[megacandy420]

War Of The Dumb Hedgehogs 2021

[Ash]

Time ticks down and fades all our sorrow

Three, Two, One, Zero

Your perilous wraths

At the end of its path

[N-6]

Your pleas are all in vain

All that I know is pain

Don't blame me if you all yell

Down in my special hell

As I tear your lives apart

To begin my fresh new form and hit restart!

[Evil Sonic]

Hello, fellow friends

I heard deaths A great new trend

Why care and love in life

When we all know it’s the end

Don't be scared, copy me

Off your head and let's be free

C’mon, guys, join the club:

We offer free chili dogs!

[May]

Sonic, c'mon man, quit

You must snap out of it

Flurry of threats and weak attacks

Won't stop us in our tracks

Where's the speedster we all know?

Our great big friend, not a foe

The biggest idiot of the show

With an ass so thicc, thicc as dough

[Sam]

Well I think that sweet talk made me want to die

That's how you kill a god?

You gonna try and make 'em cry?

C'mon lads, let's step it up

And use all of our big brains

’Cause I know there’s a much

Smarter way to win this game

[Tails]

Sorry, bro, this might hurt

We'll make sure it’s fast and quick

[Duckman]

LOL no, it's gonna feel like

Being hit right in the dick

[Cyborg]

We're coming don't you wait

We’ll put an end to your fate

[Evil Sonic]

NO! STOP!

I MUST ELIMINATE!

[Koko]

Relinquish your grip on our hero

Three, Two, One, Zero

Feel your control decay away

Oh, what a dark day

[Ash]

The sun shines bright with nothing but fading fear

Oh, the end is near

[N-6]

Impossible, prepare to be deleted

DELETED

[Sam]

Ah, sorry this is whack

You call this a finishing attack

Sending out your Stans

That's your plan? C'mon on, man

[N-6]

You misconstrued

The full extend of my deadly power

Now go rot in this moment

That I dub your final hour

[May]

Zero, we're sacrificed

All too much just to leave

And now it's time to turn the tides

With this ace up our sleeve

[N-6]

You don't scare me with this

Old, dated, and weak technique

Stand down and let O' Zero

Give the death you seek

[Connie]

Can't let you do that

'Cause it's our turn to end your fun

[Lori]

Time to repent for the

Massive sins that you've done

[N-6]

No, stop, let me through

Out of my way, grr, wait!

I can't let that dumb hedgehog mutate

[Sonic]

Oh boy, can you feel it?

Do you feel the terror loom?

That's 'cause you're about to enter

Sonic's Tunnel Of Doom

Ladies and gents

Now it's time to finish off this foe

Are you ready?

IT'S SUPER SONIC TIME!

[Kizana]

あんたの最後は今よ

3, 2, 1, 0

あんたに勝ち目は無い

だから グッバイ

[N-6]

You dare oppose me?

Now death is what you'll face

Erased with no trace

Welcome to my world of despair and sadness

[Koko]

Sorry to bother your heartbreak

But you just made your final mistake

Release our friend and return him to us!

The curtains lower, applause signs glow

It seems like it's the end of your show

Oh, here we go

Three, Two, One, Zero!

[dystopicjumpsuit]

Thanks for tagging me @jedi-hawkins! And may I say, you have immaculate taste in music.

Last song: ahahahaha, I was blasting "Fat Bottomed Girls" after I saw this post. Very happy to see that the boys in the GAR are down with the thiccness.

Favorite color: Celadon:

Currently watching: It's October, which means I've started my annual not-so-spooky Halloween movie marathon. I always kick it off with What We Do in the Shadows (the movie, not the series, though I do love the series).

Last movie: I tried to watch Elemental, but I couldn't get into it. It reminded me a lot of Kim's Convenience, which I love, so I just switched to that instead. Sorry, Pixar. Appa will always have my heart.

Sweet/salty/spicy: Yes, please! That's my favorite combo. Give me all the chamoy, please!

Relationship status: committed long-term. I've been with my partner for 17 years, and they are surprisingly okay with my harem of 250,000 units with a million more well on the way. Probably because I send them all of my smut fics to read.

Current obsession: it was a complete accident, but I became a Cody Girlie (gn) last week. Somebody send help, the brainrot is consuming me.

Last google: "Is Kalluzeb canon?" (answer: Disney will never confirm this, so you might as well just believe your own headcanon). (Yes. Yes, it's canon. I have spoken).

NPTs (sorry if you've already been tagged!): @sev-on-kamino @wolffegirlsunite @wizardofrozz @starrylothcat @moonlightwarriorqueen

Thanks for the tag! @starrylothcat

Last song: Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage

Favorite color: Forest Green

Currently watching: The 100 (rewatching early seasons cause I never finished the series)

Last movie: Jurassic World

Sweet/salty/spicy: Sweet

Relationship status: Single it’s complicated friends wb

Current obsession: How the clones would treat me right in all the right ways

Last google: Bluetooth headphones cause mine recently broke

Absolutely no pressure to continue tags, also apologies if you’ve already participated pls tag me so I can learn about you if you have!

@anxiouspineapple99 @mandos-mind-trick @zoeykallus @nahoney22 @dystopicjumpsuit @kaminocasey @dumfanting

[jojosbizarrewriter]

i went thru ur entire jotaro tag and boy am i LIVING-- i love your writing so much you're so faithful to how he would be with a lover behind close doors ;0; if it's alright, could i ask for a n/s/f/w request of a kinda small fem s/o with both jotaro and star platinum absolutely going to town on her, praising her for how well she's taking everything? cause let's be real that's A Whole Lotta Lovin' for a tiny lady to be given, even with all the prep in the world--

A whole lotta lovin that will be sated by the one and only Jotaro Kujo! Hehehe ;3 enjoy, nonny!

ALSO!! I’m honestly really happy that you love how I write Jotaro!! I do my very best to try and keep the way I write characters consistent and Jotaro is my favorite thus far,,,now I just gotta work on my actual writing consistency :’DDD

(There is N/SFW ahead. 18+)

There were heavy pants and groans that filled the otherwise silent room, your mouth was parted slightly as all you could manage were a slur of sweet nothings as you look up at your husband.

With your back nuzzled against Star’s chest, Jotaro had your attention on him while he and his stand held you up effortlessly while they were guiding their cocks in and out of you with a hungry need. He loved holding you like this, between he and his stand where he knew he could take care of you, give you want you want and deserve. Jotaro will spoil you with love like no other and it’s a side only you will ever see.

“Oh Jotaro it’s so much, you’re both so big!” you whine out. Daring to peek down, you are met with the sight of a bulge that comes and goes when they pull out and trust back in and Jotaro was fully aware that your mind was completely enamored with the way your belly was so full of them.

“Like how it looks?” He asks with a purr to his tone, dragging your eyes from what had you occupied to his own which watched as pleasure was practically written all over your facial expression “Because I certainly do.” He adds when you can’t bring yourself to respond with anything but a stuttered moan which was plenty enough for him to get the memo.

Star had snaked his arms around your sides and up to your chest where his large hands were kneading the supple flesh within his grasp. He was also keeping you close to him, his mouth leaving trails of kisses from your shoulder to your neck, stopping only to nibble on the lobe of your ear. It sent a shock throughout your body that started an internal growing need, a feeling buried deep in your core that was itching to escape and Jotaro was digging right for it. He wanted to see the faces you’d make, to hear cute noises that you elicit when he makes you cum, and especially the afterglow of the passion the both of you would share.

“Look at you, (y/n),” he calls out for your attention quietly, your gaze locking with his as he stops his trusting in order to grind he and Star’s hips up into yours, the action alone pushing both cocks prodding right into your cervix. “You’re doing so well for me and Star. Wouldn’t you agree?” He asks as you could feel them both moving so slowly as your walls squeezed them both which was your body’s idea of pulling them closer. You wanted more of them and by god we’re you going to get it.

“Mor..more! Please, I need you both so badly,” you managed to breath out finally, your arms finding their way around your lovers neck as you pull him in for a kiss. Jotaro happily returned it, his hands moving from holding your thighs to your hips while Star had moved to keep your legs hoisted up around Jotaro’s waist.

This short bout of time went by quickly as they were prepping you for the max amount of comfort and once the kiss was broken, you were already being pounded into by both of them. You yelped out with sudden pleasure as they took the quick initiative to continue to fuck themselves into your dripping cunt, their thick cocks hitting at all the right angles with such toe curling euphoria that you started to loose yourself to the motions.

“Come on, look at me, (y/n).” Jotaro’s voice pulls your mind back to the ground as you find yourself forehead-to-forehead with him as he continues to whisper soft praises to you, causing your cheeks to burn an even brighter red “Mmmmh..you’re so precious taking us both like this. So good for me and Star,” he huffs as his trusting becomes slightly erratic and out of pace, a clear sign he was close to his limit.

“I’m gonna cum! Let me cum, Jotaro!” You pleaded and there wasn’t much long before you were calling out his name in a chant like a broken record, your hole was stuffed full to the brim as Jotaro and Star’s hips jutted up and stilled as your tightening walls milked them of all their worth, giving you exactly what you wanted. You could feel as his warm seed filled what their cocks couldn’t before spilling out and dripping down your thigh, but they didn’t dare let you go.

The two of them peppered you in chaste kisses as you were still coming down from the high they sent you on, your form was a bit shaken up and that only caused your lover to pull you closer in his embrace. Jotaro would hold you there forever if he could, but all fun times have to come to an end. For now, at least.

[butterballbuttnakey]

🥲

[tonberry-yoda]

OKAYOKAY SINCE WE GOT THE FOLLOWERS EVENT, WHICH BY THE WAY OMG CONGRATS, YOU DESERVE IT SO MUCH, I'M SO EXCITED, SENDING ALL THE LOVE POSSIBLE TO YA💕 I bet this blog will grow even more so so soon

BUT BUTTT, WHAT ABOUT HEADCANONS EITHER FOR JOHNNY JOESTAR OR MISTA? 💕💕

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND TO ME ON MY LITTLE WRITING JOURNEY AND I AM SOOOO THANKFUL FOR YOU!!!!!

im definitely going to end up doing moth johnny and mista lmao, but first, I'll start with Mista!!

thanks for the request and expect the johnny headcanons out soon <3

this man eats so much omg

like you will find him at 3am in your closet shoving hershey's chocolate bars in his mouth

he also snores

sorry but we all knew it

HOWEVER

my thicc boy is also super cozy, so cuddle times are the best

after trish told him that he smells bad, he started putting in a little more effort because he doesnt want to be seen as gross

will 100% ask for help with hygiene stuff

this man doesnt really get a lot of peace and quiet because of his stand

they also want to annoy you too, so expect that

mista feels bad, but reassure him that you love the sex pistols

please pet his hair

like rip that beanie off and give him a good head scratch and this man will be ALL OVER YOU

i mean, he already is... so you're good either way lmaooo

this man cant help but give you goo goo eyes all the time, he just loves you so gosh dang much

and wont stop bragging about you to the others

talks about how he has the hottest and best partner in the world

he can actually make the others jealous

like when yall dress up and go out for a nice date

y'all become a power couple frfr

please run your hands over his exposed torso

but know it can... *coughs in tonberry doesnt write nsfw* lead to things ;)

just run your hands over his body period

he loves feeling appreciated <3

just know he is a loving goofball and wouldnt give you up for the world <3333

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@tonberry-yoda

[2-dsimp]

Hi hi, in case Yandere Itto is a gang leader at school, could I ask how he would treat reader in case she is a new student? I would imagine that at first he would try to be normal by giving her flowers or sending letters through his gang mates, but when he sees her getting closer to someone else who has a better reputation his alarm bells go off, even worse when he finds out from his close ones that his family doesn't want him so close because they think he will be a bad influence and prefer the qualified student who is the 'lovely competition' for reader's heart.

Ha, sorry if I wrote too much, I got excited and thank you so much! 👁️❤️

You just gave me brainrot like this is perfect I-I can’t even, just here 💳💥💳💥💳 TAKE IT—

Yandere! Delinquent Gang Leader! Arataki Itto!

Headcannons 👹

⛓The moment you bumped into him and looked up to him not in fear or nervousness like most people in the school since he can’t help his intimidating looks, he was hooked

⛓In fact your sweet apologetic smile and your laidback ‘My bad’ as you were on your tippy toes to attempt to brush some nonexistent dust off his shoulders was just so endearing that he couldn’t help but to show interest in you becoming his woman

⛓As you were the only other girl besides his right hand, Kuki, in this school who didn’t sneer at him for being the degenerate bad boy stereotype or cower from his daunting form as he sure fit the bill of being a sexy Yakuza leader

⛓Such as being built like the giant from Jack and the beanstalk, tall bulky frame of pure solid muscle straining through the shirt that was barely buttoned, exposing his broad chest to everyone as his loosened tie dangled from his neck

⛓His pants were no better as he settled for the baggy kind to be more comfortable with his thick thighs and demanding size in between the legs… No he doesn’t wear a belt, I mean who needs belts when you got all dat thicc ass inside dem jeans

⛓He’d be clumsy at first debating on what to give you in order to be able to successfully make you his future wifey, and would think about it hard enough for his blood vessels to almost pop due to him stressing over what’d be the perfect welcoming gift for the new student who knocked him off his feet literally

⛓Doesn’t have any experience with courting girls since you were the first one to make him feel giddy and accepted with the way you gazed up at him with your non-judgmental doe eyes, which he’s very grateful for as he was always treated like the bad apple of the batch by the teachers/staff

⛓His right hand would step in and advise him on what to do and what NOT to do in front of said Senpai and cue him on the types of gifts to give to his lackeys that’ll soon become his “Instant Cupid messengers”

⛓Will give you short sweet haikyu poems along with goodies such as candy, stuffed animals, and even small trinkets which got an thumbs up from Kuki since she was sent to observe you in order to find out what you liked/didn’t like basically she acted like an intel spy for Itto

⛓Sadly because of his looks he’s garnered a bad reputation throughout the school as rumors of how he was practically a lost cause who liked to wreck a path of carnage wherever he goes or one instance of where he was sent to juvie for stabbing a man in the neck just because he looked at him funny

⛓Which wasn’t a very good incentive for your parents to approve of you getting within a 7ft distance of him especially since Xingqiu, the straight A model student who helped tutored you after school, was a much more appealing fit to be your boyfriend

⛓In fact the rumors were farther from the truth since he was a pretty nice guy just misunderstood

⛓He’d grab onto balloons that happened to float away and hand it back to the a kid chasing after it with a big friendly sharp toothed grin slapped on his face

⛓Hell he’d be the type to walk old grandmas across the street or make a shelter for some abandoned puppies and feed them routinely after school maybe even giving them homes via gang members, some of which have a sweet spot for animals and will be sure to take care of them

⛓Don’t get it twisted he won’t hesitate to rock anyone’s shit if they do happen to mess with his clique or if some rival gang wants smoke, although he may be young he’s still got knack for being the face of the Arataki gang who’s numbers are only rising under his strong tenacious acts of leadership

⛓He’d be conflicted with how close your getting with Xingqiu but wouldn’t resort to any underhanded means as he would straight up challenge him to a fair one-on-one duel for your favor since he’s that kind of guy who’s bold enough to declare his love for you basically broadcasting it to the whole damn school

⛓Que Romeo and Juliet type relationship best believe he’ll be knocking at your window perched on top of the railing so he could hop in your room and have some frisky quality time…👀

⛓He’s not often seen at school because he’s adventurous nature gets him into some trouble so, best believe he will whisk you away to skip school and go on a exiting getaway with him

“ Senpai! Please become my woman! I’ll give you everything you want and more…Just be mine and I’ll make you the happiest you’ve ever been as my future wife I swear on my name I’ll make that a reality ”

[kingdaddydaichi]

NSFW Alphabet || Katsuki Bakugou

I had so much fun with this! Vodka may or may not have been involved in the making of this little ditty. 🍸 I hope you shameless hussies enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. 😩

*Exhibit A:

(Source)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like he gets clingy asf, but plays it off like it's something he's doing for your sake. He'll probably never admit that he feels so vulnerable after sex, but he does. If it was a rough session - which it usually is with him - he'll ask if you're okay, if you're hurt anywhere, kiss any marks he left on you - he's such a protective hero boi.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: he's not gonna lie, he's fully aware of how well-endowed he is. He really is proud of his cock, the way it makes you sing when he works it - and he knows how to work it okay? Favorite non-sexual body part - his arms. He works hard to keep them cut (as in lifting, not cutting). 😬

Yours: listen, Katsuki is an ass man through and through. Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong, I'm 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 listening 👏🏼. He loves to watch the subtle ripples he sends through your ass cheeks when he's driving into you from behind. Also, our big scary boomboom man appreciates a nice, thicc pair of thighs. Bonus points if they're muscular/toned - he loves the way it feels when your thighs have such a strong grip around him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Let's just say our boy's orgasms are explosive. He cums hard and loud, shooting long ropes of his hot seed. Consistency is about average, not too thick, not to thin, but there's a lot of it. He doesn't taste too bad - salty, but not too bitter. You're more likely to gag from the sheer volume and force of his cum hitting the back of your throat than the flavor.

His precum gets honorable mention here. It's fucking delicious. That is all.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

It took him no less than 2 years into your relationship to tell you this, and if you ever tell anyone he might actually kill you, or at the very least make your ass bleed. He hasn't gotten to the point that he's ready to try it yet, but he's not entirely opposed to the idea of you pegging him. Someday. It kinda does make his balls tingle a little just thinking about it tbh. He hasn't yet, but he thinks he might be ready to try working up to it and is really close to asking you to stick a finger in his ass and stroke his prostate. He's heard how good it feels and he's super curious to find out for himself.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced, actually. He's only had 1 or 2 lovers before you, BUT he's determined to be #1 at everything. Couple that with how perceptive he is and you've got yourself a winner of a loverboy. He's going to make damn sure that, even if things don't work out between you two, he will always ALWAYS be the best you've ever had. No other man will outdo him, E-V-E-R.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggystyle all the way, baby. As stated before, he loves watching your booty jiggle every time he slams his hips against it. He gets off on spreading your ass cheeks to watch his slick-coated cock slide in and out of you. God he just loves hitting it from behind, makes his dick so fucking hard.

Bonus 2nd Favorite Position (couldn't help myself): you on your back with your ankles on his shoulders, your ass lifted off the bed, him on his knees and hugging those thick thighs of yours, keeping them closed as he reams into you. (Slight variation of this one: he leans over you, nearly folding you in half, putting you back on your shoulders with his hands pressing into the mattress beside you, angling you such that his prominent corona rubs over your g-spot as he drills down into you. 10/10 you're gonna scream his name when (not if) your liquid gushes all over him.)

Tell me the truth, am I a disgusting human being? Here are all the fucks I give:

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Bakugou is serious asf about his sex game. This is not the time to joke around or poke fun at him, understand me? If you do he will get pissed and either fuck the silly out of you, or if he's feeling particularly ruthless he'll just stop altogether and let you ache for him as punishment until you beg him for release.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He takes care of his body, paying a lot of attention to his hygiene, which includes manscaping to keep his pubic hair trimmed and kempt. The carpet's just a shade darker than the drapes, like a honey blond. If he lets it grow out, it sticks straight out just like his head hair. It's actually kind of funny and he hates it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

*sigh* Let's be honest. Katsuki is not the super romantic type, at least not outwardly. However, if he realizes something he's doing is hurting you - physically or emotionally - he's going to stop dead in his tracks and hold you close, push his fingers through your hair, and tell you how much he loves you and how safe you are. He can be rough and he can be an asshole, but if he thinks he's genuinely hurt you at all, he's all over you, doing everything he can to make you understand that he will never let anyone hurt you, especially not himself. Got that?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't jack off very often. You two share a very active sex life so he doesn't see the need to. If you have to be apart for more than a day or two, he'll rub one out. Or if the need hits him particularly hard and you're not available or in the mood, he's not above closing his eyes and reaching into his pants to wrap his thick fingers around his cock and start tugging.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Lord Baby Jesus, where do I even begin? Kinky, kinky Katsuki. This man should come with warning signs and disclaimers.

First of all, he dom asf okay? Even if he lets you play with his ass someday, he's gonna be bratty about it. He's going to top from the bottom, hashtag facts. And trust that he WILL own you afterwards to securely reestablish his dominance.

Giving and Receiving: Hair pulling. DIRTY TALK - you think he's got a potty mouth in the streets? His mouth is downright filthy between the sheets. Loves it when you dirty talk right back to him. "You love taking my fat cock, don't you princess?" "Mm yessss, fuck me, Katsuki! Your cock feels so fucking good babyyy!" He eats that shit up.

Giving Only: Degradation. Praise. Spanking. Cockwarming. Dom/sub/power play. Shibari/ropework (he tried it bc you wanted to and he fucking loved it). Creampies. Begging. Discipline. Ravishment.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere inside your home/homes - bed, bathroom/kitchen countertops, kitchen/dining table, office desk/chair, any piece furniture is fair game really, up against a wall, washer/dryer, the fucking floor, ugh just all the places to fuck. Not one square foot is sacred tbh.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Wear something that showcases the curve of your butt. Doesn't have to be revealing per se, matter of fact he'll get possessive as fuck if you're showing too much skin in public. At home/privately though? He can't help himself. Dat ass tho...he is going to smack it hard enough that it stings and that's final, understand?

Tease him. You can't be obvious about it though. If he senses that you're doing it on purpose, it'll just backfire. But if you just so happen to brush against his crotch when you squeeze past him, it'll drive him crazy. Go commando in short shorts/skirt and cross your legs just so, his dick will twitch. Even better if you do shit like this in public where you know he won't act on it. But when you get home you best believe he's going to dick you down so hard, won't even bother to take said shorts or skirt off.

His ears and neck are his most sensitive erogenous zones. Whisper in his ear or kiss his neck and he's going to grit his teeth in an effort to fight back the shudder that threatens to rattle his bones.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Let's get one thing straight. Katsuki Bakugou does not share. This is non-negotiable. He will not agree to anything involving additional people - cuckolding, threesomes, orgies, exhibitionism, voyeurism (unless it's him watching you pleasure yourself - that he will gladly do, and probably start palming himself in the process).

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves giving and receiving. Giving puts him in full control of your pleasure, receiving makes him feel like you're worshipping his cock, which you probably are. Have you seen this man's cock? Of course you have. Gatdamn.

Y'all, Katsuki's so good at eating pussy. Like how does one get that good at eating pussy? I don't even know, but god the way he flicks his hot tongue over your precious, tiny bud before wearing it down like a fucking feed bag? It's unnatural. Like it could be his backup quirk if blowing shit up doesn't work out. You've seen the way he licks his lips when he gets excited, everyone has.* He doesn't even bother swallowing while he's feeding on you so you just be dripping in slick and saliva and he's just slurping away. It's lewd.

*See Exhibit A above.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You already know this, but I'll say it anyway. His go-to fucking style is fast and rough, dominant and relentless, hard and dirty. But every once in a while he'll want to take you slow and deep and passionate. He'll hold you so tight in his arms and chest, you'll have to tap his shoulder sometimes to let you breathe. And he'll just roll his hips so fucking thoroughly both of you will feel every last inch, his pubic bone rubbing your clit so hard. You've told him so many times how much you love it when he makes love to you like this, but he maybe makes it a rare treat on purpose. 😈 Little shit.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies are difficult for our boy. It's not that he's against them, it's just that he savors every drop of sensuality, he has a tendency to draw the pleasure out as long as possible. He can’t help it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The idea of having public sex turns him on, but he's only done it with you a couple of times when he was 10000% sure you wouldn't be caught. He can't risk doing anything that would tarnish his reputation and goal of becoming the #1 Hero. He might be freaky as hell, but he needs a sex scandal like an Alaskan needs a refrigerator.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He loves you long time. He's a Taurus for fuck's sake (well, Aries/Taurus cuspie, but that just sweetens the deal). Great stamina. Grinds you down like a whetstone. Can last as long as he needs to to ensure you cum for him as many times as it takes for you to beg him to stop. If he feels himself getting too close while you're blowing him, he'll stop you and go down on you instead. If he's inside of you, he'll pull out and start kissing all over your body, sucking, nipping, licking until his urge to cum passes, then he pushes it right back in and keeps going.

If on the off-chance he does cum before you, he'll be ready to go again in about 20-30 mins. Just give him some motivation, he deserves it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He didn't own any toys when you first got together, but you did. He hated the idea of you using them though, especially when he's right there with you. You've since assured him that you don't want to use them to replace him, but to enhance the pleasure. So now you do use them from time to time.

The first time you managed to coax him into using a toy together, it was a small wireless bullet with a remote. When you brought it out and showed it to him, there was a wild glint in his eye. He carefully inserted the vibrator into you, his cock slowly following suit. He loved the fact that he had complete control over this thing, but later complained because the sensation of it against the head of his cock made him cum too fast. He still wants to use it sometimes though. 😏

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he can be so unfair. He loves teasing you until you're begging him to put his cock inside you. He's not so much into orgasm denial per se; he just loves to hear you beg him for shit - to let you cum, to suck his dick, to stop fucking you when you're overstimmed, etc.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lol he's fucking LOUD! And he's going to make you cum so hard that you're screaming his fucking name. There was a time when one or both of you lived in an apartment and the neighbors would bang on the wall behind your headboard.

Shit, what sounds does he NOT make? He growls, moans, grunts, groans, yells, swears, fucks you so hard you can hear the wet sound of slapping skin, hell even the bed protests. Another reason he doesn't fuck in public - he can't stay quiet enough to be discreet about it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Okay, as much of a wild sex beast as he is behind closed doors, he gets embarrassed so easily when your sex life is so much as hinted at around others. It's legit funny how flustered he gets about it.

If he goes into work real tired and Kirishima says, "Hey Bakubro, you look like shit this morning. You and (y/n) stay up too late?" while doing the finger in the hole gesture, Katsuki will just "Shut the fuck up, Shitty Hair, or I'll blast your ass right through that fucking wall!"

Or if you two go out together with friends and the girls are talking about sex-related stuff, Katsuki will just roll his eyes and try to ignore it. But if one of them is all "So, (y/n), does Bakugou ever like accidentally let off explosions while you're doing it?" and you wink and say, "Only when he's especially *cough* frustrated *cough*". Katsuki will go red from his neck up to his hairline and start stuttering, sparks flying from his palms. "H-hey, d-don't tell them sh-shit like that! I-it's none of their god-goddamn b-business, (y/n), what th-the f-fuck?!" Meanwhile, you and the girls are in stitches while he stomps away, just mortified, bless his heart. When you catch your breath from laughing you'll follow it up with, "Looks like tonight's gonna be one of those nights", and you all lose it again.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As has been mentioned, Bakugou's well-endowed. I figure he's packing about 7.5-8" in length x just under 2" wide. He takes some getting used to, that's for damn sure. Oh, and he's more of a shower than a grower. Like around 6" long x 1.5" wide when flaccid. Katsuki + sweatpants/basketball shorts = swinging dick print, alright sis? Take notes, this motherfucker visibly jumps when he does, class dismissed.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Eh, he's surprisingly not ridiculously horny. Maybe a little above average sex drive? A lot of times hero work just takes it out of him and he comes home utterly exhausted and just needs a soft place to land, and you provide him with all the love and nurturing in your heart. ❤

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends, really, on the time of day and what type of day it's been. If it's late (like past 9pm lol) and he fought more villains than usual that day, he's probs gonna pass out pretty soon after. If it's earlier in the day - especially first thing in the morning - it gets him pumped and almost comically genki.