#send more please

[dystini]

please do #2 with pato/alex please i beg you pleasd

#2 long meandering drive with the windows down, sunlight glaring through the windshield

This turned out a little sadder/melancholy than I expected but I like it.

Find the prompt list here and give me a pairing (or let me choose. Odds are it'll be Palex)

Pato sped down roads he knew like the back of his hand. At this time of the day and day of the week, they’d be utterly empty, no other cars at all, freeing him to push the car as fast as he liked. And he liked to go fast. He glanced at his passenger, a stoic look on the man’s face as always. It was only because Pato knew Alex so well that he could see the signs – the twitching on an eyebrow, the white-knuckled grip on the door handle, and the slightest flexing of a foot like it wanted to hit the brakes – that said the man was uncomfortable.

Pato giggled. “Something wrong, Alex?”

“Do you have to drive like this?” Alex forced out between clenched teeth.

“It would be a waste not to.”

The car wasn’t a McLaren but one of the other fast cars Pato was privileged to drive on occasion. He took pity on his teammate and eased up on the pedal, still over the speed limit, but it was enough for Alex to relax a little bit.

“You are a menace.” Alex grumped.

“You love that about me.”

“Sometimes.”

Pato eased up even more as they got to a more populated area, staying at the limit, pointing out things of interest as they passed. He had to admit that this was pretty nice, the slower pace, with Alex relaxed beside him and asking questions, the breeze through the open windows ruffling Pato’s hair. One hand on the wheel, the other on the gear shift, Pato relaxed as well, squinting occasionally on a turn as the sunlight glared through the windshield.

“Show me your favorite places for mischief as a kid,” Alex asked.

“What makes you think I got into mischief? I was a good kid.”

Pato felt more than saw Alex staring at him. He chuckled.

“Honestly, I was too busy racing and away too often to get into much,” Pato admitted. “But there is one place…”

He turned onto a side street and a few blocks down, onto another, driving through a nice suburban neighborhood, the fancy car gathering stares from people out enjoying the beautiful weather. He turned the last corner and frowned, pulling to the side of the road and staring at the building ahead of him.

“That used to be a playground,” he said quietly. “I played there when I could. We lived a few blocks away and I would ride my bike over.”

Alex’s hand covered Pato’s on the gearshift. “I’m sorry.”

Pato shrugged. “’s okay. I guess it’s true. You can never go home again. Things change.”

“Yeah.”

[shoebillstork]

List of people I have in mind for a better autism swag poll

N, Link, Laius, Ingo and Emmet, that one girl from wha, Falin, Donatello, Fred Jones, Agatha TP, Mob,

[carte-blanco]

Submitted by @cyc-chilla THANK YOU💜

What are your thoughts on Alexis Kody Marcus and Blake?

Ok so I have been WAITING on someone to send me something like this so... Take a seat. Lets break it down🤷🏾

1. Alexis Solaire Ma'am I understand what you thought you were doing was the right decision but while putting that said decision over somebody's life you have take away that decision for them as well. You overstepped a boundary that was Never meant to be overstepped after that person didn't want you to do it. (Given that we have not gotten much from her or about her)Not only that you did not feeling a pinch of remorse of taking that life from that person. So they are the walking mistake that you can't take back. Her actions are not and will not be excused.

2. Kody Kody Kody. Your are the embodiment of INTITLED. You used SOMEONES ignorance against them as a way to manipulate and coiled your way into their boundaries. AGAIN WITH THE LACK OF BOUNDARY. You took advantage of said "trust" and made this person question themselves in a way where they couldn't even comprehend that what had happened to them was wrong with the lack of information being given and consent. Then when he was confronted about it he made himself the victim to guilt trip them and make them feel like the villain. His actions are not and will not br excused

3. How the lonely boy did get dragged out the facility with his pants around his ankles. Loneliness is one of the most ugliest emotions to feel, Although selfishness is the most disgusting curses. In terms of his loneliness and selfishness he used a machine to feel that void of yearning and love and put others at risk. Then acted surprised when said "love" turned into obsession and proceeds to act surprised. Your actions had caught up with you because you had grown blissfully ignorant. Tho sympathy was in order for him, the mind remembers. His actions are not and will not be excused

4. *cough* your the reason why your "lover" keeps dying. 🤷🏾 The anger is calling from inside that heart. Not death buddy

[leslieseveride]

I've got several!

Nervous-John Legend

Walking on a dream (slowed + reverb)-MADAX

Lover-Noah Gunderson

Time after Time-Phillip LaRue and The Wildwoods

Happiest Year-Jaymes Young

The night we met-Lord Huron ft. Phoebe Bridgers

Fade into you-Inhaler

Home-Edith Whiskers

This years love-David Gray

Somebody Else-The 1975

Sailing-Christopher Cross

Heavenly Day-Patty Griffin

I'm on fire-Sophie Milman

Sorry, got a little carried away!

no no no no no, don't apologize at all!!! i love when people get carried away in my inbox, especially when it comes to music recommendations. let me do the apologizing for not getting to this sooner, and tell you how fitting every one of these songs are. i especially love "this years love" by david gray, i had never heard that song before. OMG AND "HEAVENLY DAY" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i'm totally kicking myself for not thinking of that one, it's literally one of the first songs i added to my chenford playlist, how could i be so stupid?!!?!!!

[starvedvampire]

fuck i can’t stop thinking about all the hot scenarios and texts i received today, i’m so very grateful (and so very horny)

[blackcat2907]

I feel like you are Owl Pusheen

Also out of curiosity now I wanna know, what Pusheen in that gif do you think best fits me (if there is one)?

Awww, thank you!

You are either the mushroom or the fairy. I don't make the rules.

[blackstonesandtrapnest]

HC for Ann: She loves taking photos with her s/o. She wants to save as memories as she can, so she is taking dozens of pictures with them together, whether it's a fun date, a mundane hang out, or she just thinks s/o looks cute. She may even start scrapbooking them. And if they're okay with it, she'll share them all over her social media. It will take up most of her feed. If anyone says anything mean about s/o, Ann will not hesitate to destroy them. Her responses make for legendary screenshots.

Ooooooooo yes this is a good headcanon! Since Ann is a model, I can see her taking a ton of photos that compliment her S/O's body or even taking them with her to one of her photoshoots!

Ann definitely won't post photos of her S/O (or anyone for that matter) without their permission and she'll have an album dedicated to her S/O to keep her social media from being too cluttered!

OMG Ann has comebacks for days and yes they are hilarious and legendary! She's gone viral several times and it's not uncommon to see her fans sharing screenshots of her responses to her haters to troll them!

[anbaisai]

Blep. (Sequel to the boop)

Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle

The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.

Bonus panel:

[5ivebyfive]

🌹

You don’t have it in you to play a grieving girlfriend and imagine a world where Emily is dead, so you don’t respond.

for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

[taiyami]

My favorite Ygo Fandom phenomenon is people editing cards out of anime caps so it just looks like the duelist is flipping the bird

[irafook]

Ok, but listen. Harry goes back in time and decides to get rid of Tom Riddle AU, but the sorting hat goes like ??? when it reads Harry's mind. Idk it just irks me how the sorting hat is so understanding in most time travel fics, at best it puts Harry in a house he didn't want to be. But just imagine if it actually tells on Harry, full great hall drama with the hat going like "HE'S HERE TO MURDER SOMEONE"

And ofc Tom is instantly obsessed with the murder boy.

Extra:

(ofc the poor hat is not broken, it's on the verge of a nervous breakdown)

[flokali]

Boothill and a corrupt USB with a “love virus”… and you’re the poor, unfortunate engineer forced to deal with him in this state, except his little metal heart has gotten too attached to you and the feeling of overbearing longing that you make him feel… on the bright side, your wanted posters look lovely together ♥︎

[treasuregamble]

please please go fall in love with tinlee on etsy

[apollos-boyfriend]

my favorite genre of gif is cubitos fucking beefing it

try and name something funnier than these. you literally can’t

[gatoburr0]

As someone who’s always been raised by a lesbian mother this happens more often than I thought.

[android-anathema]

i'm going to start posting this image as a response to completely unrelated posts now