#semi-nsfw?

[drathe]

lovers

[coldblood-gardens]

🏃‍♂️🧸💕

"Does your muse have escapist tendencies?"

Oh yes, he does. Poor sod needs an out every now and again. He can be found talking to himself pretty often because he has several imaginary friends he has lengthy discussions with, for example.

"Does your muse have any guilty pleasures or hobbies that make them embarrassed?"

He likes eavesdropping on people for gossip, and... Not to get too nsfw here but there's more to his willingness to duel anyone who jumps the balcony than a sense of duty. He's got some kinks. He has a few other hobbies but none that'd make him hang his head in shame

"Does your muse believe in true love, or love at all?"

He didn't until very recently. Until a certain sorceress came along he believed himself destined for loneliness.

[innamorament0]

inspired by a twitter post. I couldn't help myself but make it Supercorp

[miya-rin]

“is this ok with you?” you already know what the answer is by the fact that semi has been rutting his hips up to meet yours for the past 5 minutes, but you need to make sure. he lets out a quiet hum but that isn’t enough for you, “eita, i need to hear you say yes.”

“yes.” he practically whines, right now he’s laid down with his shoulders leaning on the arm rest of your sofa and youre sat right over his hard cock which you have been slowly grinding on. you lean down once more to place a passionate kiss on his neck, beginning to move your hands towards the buttons on his shirt to undo them before he speaks up.

“w-wait, i have to tell you something.”

“mhm?”

“im a virgin...” your actions fully stop and you look at him with an unreadable look on your face, “im sorry i didn’t tell you, you don’t have to carry on..”

“what do you mean eita? why would i want to stop?”

“i dont really know what to do.. i wouldn’t know how to make you feel good. plus, the face you pulled kinda made me think you wanted to stop.” he sounds breathless, the way he is trying to explain himself so thoroughly just turns you on even more.

“oh no baby,” shit that name, and the fact you’ve started to grind on him again makes him throw his head back and let out a small whimper, “i was just confused that no one has wanted to touch you like i have.”

thats it, thats all it takes to send semi over the edge. the noises he lets out surprises you but not as much as when you feel the warmth that starts to radiate out of his pants right over his crotch. he turns bright red and the embarrassment is clear on his face.

“f-fuck i am so sorry, i didnt mean to i swear.” he averts his eyes from you before you place your hand on his cheek and force him to look at you, you feel his body begin to relax under you and you know that he feels comfortable. a shit eating grin appears on your face which confuses the poor boy. he just looks soo good like this, you cant let him get away this easily after pining for him for so long, this is going to be a long night.

[manjunii]

intense....

[ozzyeelz-aftr-drk]

I uhhh uhm erm ehehe yea

[chesscayk]

monsieur joe, take that off!

[epic-arc]

Evil Weiss Shenanigans 

Jaune would enter the room he shared with Weiss, Weiss would be writing in a personal notebook some evil plans then Jaune would sit on the bed and look at her with a calm smile on his face.

Jaune: How are you doing my queen?

Weiss would sigh and look at Jaune with a tired expression on her face.

(E)Weiss: I'm having an existencial crisis over the fact that i will be stuck with 4 idiots for the rest of my live, I'm doing splending thank you for asking dear.

Weiss would approach Jaune and kiss his cheek and then go back to writing in her notebook.

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(E)Weiss: Today, i'm gonna do something productive!

Weiss would tell everyone to do something except Jaune in which she would take his hand and lead him to her room.

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Winter's team would be fighting against Weiss' team and during the fight Winter would be hit by a blow from Weiss, it didn't hurt her seriously but it would leave a scar on her face and she would look at Weiss who had a happy expression on her face.

Winter: Oh fiddlesticks this really ruffles my feathers

Everyone would hear that and stop fighting and look at Weiss and Winter in confusion.

(E)Weiss: Please! Just say fuck!

[lemongrace]

birds of a feather

[rijinks]

sucking blood, just a tiny bit

[incorrectjokerout]

Nace:Jan,you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends,right?

Jan,naked in Nace's bed:No,I absolutely do not.

Nace,already taking off his clothes:Fuck...me neither.

[pexchys]

"your dirty little secret" Al-Haitham x gn!Reader

cw: semi-nsfw, a little angst, secret relationships, lowk toxic reader, drunk mentions, somewhat unrequited love

Al-Haitham walks past you, his boots clicking against the grand Akademiya halls

He barely notices you, his face as stoic as ever

But you know he's frustrated

You know he's dying on the inside.

You've been avoiding him like the plague, until it's three in the morning, drunk at the tavern, stumbling away from Nilou, Cyno and Tighnari, making your way to his home

Just like you did last night

When you knocked on the door, your face flushed and your eyes wide as Al-Haitham greeted you before you gently grabbed his face and brought him close to you

He paused before wrapping his strong arms around your waist, kicking the door closed as he pushed you against the wall, desperate as he kissed your lips, before moving down to your neck

You gasped, arching your back to give him more access as he continued to press kisses down to your collarbone, before he led you into his bedroom

"You're drunk," he muttered in between kisses and soft bites, laying you down on your back

You stayed quiet, choosing to run your fingers through his gray locks and nudging him closer to you, wrapping your legs around his hips

And when the morning came, he was still asleep with evidence all over his chest of what you did hours before

And when you wanted nothing more than to sit there and study his face, memorizing the arch of his nose and his quiet breathing pattern,

The way he so many times tried to spend a wholesome night with you,

You grabbed your clothes and left.

Gone.

Like every time.

He was falling in love with you, you knew that.

You could see it in the way he stared at you when you laughed,

Or when his demeanor slightly shifted when you flirted with Dehya

Or joked with Kaveh.

You wanted to love him back.

But that would be impossible.

So for now, he'd be your dirty little secret.

Inspired by Artemas's "dirty little secret"

[earthmoonz]

WIFEY. | EPISODE FIVE (5.2)

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(transcript below)

[R&B PLAYING, SOUNDS OF A BUSY STRIP CLUB]

[LENA IS YANKED BACK BY HER JACKET]

(LENA): What the fu-

[THE HEEL OF A BOOT SWIFTLY CONNECTS WITH HER JAW, LENA FALLS TO THE FLOOR]