#sellsword trilogy

[princefleabitten]

This book was 1/3 character description, 1/3 Entreri screaming and 1/3 stupid jokes (Legend of Drizzt: Promise of the Witch-King)

[everybodyloveshippos]

2 tickets to the barbie- i mean sellsword movie please

[maritimelass]

Yo, but why did this line hit me so hard?

[0w0whatisthis]

i literally can't stop thinking about this exchange like it's so tragic. yes you did change my life, yes you inspire me, but sometimes that isn't a good thing. i hate gay people.

[snacobie]

I have to figure him out

[courtjester69420]

Moments in the Sellsword Trilogy that makes me go “what did you MEAN by this Bob”:

[dreamyren]

really love the idea of artemis not realizing jarlaxle is wearing lipstick and just having it smeared on his face all day. very cute

[drizznt]

[exiledfrommars]

God, I love Jarlaxle

[g0ry-gh0ul]

gnawing at the bars of my fucking enclosure.

i’m completely normal about them, of course.

[ladymirdan]

Im fucking struggling with shipping Jarlaxle/Entreri.

One part of me want them to live happily ever after and ride into the sunset together.

Another other part of me loves the mutual pining. Thry are absolutely madly in love with each other, but dont want to act on it because they are afraid it will make them vulnerable.

A third wants them to be toxic af and just hurt each other over and over again because the both of them are so fundamentally broken as people and they are co-dependent as fuck.

All options would be so tasty to write fic about.

[princefleabitten]

The shaundakul girlies hanging out with the empty joy boys.

Silver dragons eat metal not humans, Artemis!

[everybodyloveshippos]

‘You are iblith. Offal. Not of the drow. That alone makes you no more than a plaything to them. They will kill you.’

i miss the rai-guy and kimmuriel vs artemis servant of the shard dynamic.....local guy terrorized by two drow. jarlaxle gives his pettiest battles to his pettiest soldiers yadda yadda (thumbnail sketch under the cut)

[garret-spork]

Every friend group has:

-An overconfident popinjay who always has a contingency up his frilly sleeve,

-A grumpy, dangerous guy who insists that they hate the others despite being inexorably tied to them,

-A filthy Dwarf that speaks in rhyme.

[0w0whatisthis]

[snacobie]

I am he who will give meaning to your life, Artemis, my friend.