#sellsword trilogy

[princefleabitten]

This book was 1/3 character description, 1/3 Entreri screaming and 1/3 stupid jokes (Legend of Drizzt: Promise of the Witch-King)

[everybodyloveshippos]

2 tickets to the barbie- i mean sellsword movie please

[maritimelass]

Yo, but why did this line hit me so hard?

[snacobie]

I have to figure him out

[0w0whatisthis]

i literally can't stop thinking about this exchange like it's so tragic. yes you did change my life, yes you inspire me, but sometimes that isn't a good thing. i hate gay people.

[courtjester69420]

Moments in the Sellsword Trilogy that makes me go “what did you MEAN by this Bob”:

[drizznt]

[exiledfrommars]

God, I love Jarlaxle

[g0ry-gh0ul]

gnawing at the bars of my fucking enclosure.

i’m completely normal about them, of course.

[garret-spork]

Every friend group has:

-An overconfident popinjay who always has a contingency up his frilly sleeve,

-A grumpy, dangerous guy who insists that they hate the others despite being inexorably tied to them,

-A filthy Dwarf that speaks in rhyme.

[princefleabittenpersonal]

So I have this headcanon that Halflings normally translate their last names into common (to be more approachable?) and that’s why halflings have last names like Riverbranch, Proudfoot, Springwind, etc. although they have their own language. Halflings who want to appear cooler use their last names in halfling-language though (which I imagine to be similar to Italian). That’s why Regis and Donnola’s Family name is Topolino instead of Littlemouse.

Sooo back to my Artemis is halfling blooded headcanon. That would mean that Entreri sounds cool but is actually a halflings last name. Entreri is similar to the future tense form of entra (entrerò, entrerai, etc.) which means (of course) to enter somewhere. So in conclusion, in his childhood his name was Artemis Inwalker. But he changed it to be a cooler child-street-thug. And that’s were his name came from q.e.d. 😂

[princefleabitten]

The shaundakul girlies hanging out with the empty joy boys.

Silver dragons eat metal not humans, Artemis!

[everybodyloveshippos]

‘You are iblith. Offal. Not of the drow. That alone makes you no more than a plaything to them. They will kill you.’

i miss the rai-guy and kimmuriel vs artemis servant of the shard dynamic.....local guy terrorized by two drow. jarlaxle gives his pettiest battles to his pettiest soldiers yadda yadda (thumbnail sketch under the cut)

[gemshroud]

It is funny and insane that Entreri painted a little outline of Jarlaxle on the wall of his room to throw daggers at.

It is even more funny and insane that he did this IN THEIR SHARED APARTMENT.

[snacobie]

I am he who will give meaning to your life, Artemis, my friend.

[0w0whatisthis]