#seiji tsukimoto

[niigata-division]

Happy Birthday Seiji!

— November 28th —

Happy Birthday to Niigata’s stern chief of police and the bravest man in the city! Cheers, and let’s wish for many more birthdays in the future!

Feel free to wish Seiji a happy birthday, or ask him anything!

[aoyama-division]

Tomi's Thoughts on Niigata Division

Seiji Tsukimoto

"The Chief of the Japanese Police Department, if I'm not mistaken, which I'm usually not. My parents have frequently tried to invite him over to many of our galas, but he always refuses, citing that, 'He's too busy', or 'On an important case', or some other excuse. Truthfully, I think that's just his way of trying to avoid being associated with our family. Peh, more's the pity for him, I suppose. There's much that could be done if he had my family backing him..."

Lyall Shiba

"Ugh, I remember this young man. Before he was an "officer of the law", he used to be a handsome model; the most popular one in Japan, if memory serves me right. Truthfully, I don't know why that was warrant enough for him to attend our parties, but my parents always stressed to make as many connections as I could. Peh, I could gladly do without this one. Him and his sister knew next to nothing about high society."

"Speaking of which, that sister of his is banned from attending any soiree here in Aoyama again, after the stunt she pulled the last time she was here. That wench threw a very rich glass of chardonnay in my face after she misinterpreted a compliment I had given her! Peh, I suppose that's what happens when we let peons associate with the rich."

Ayumu Hayami

"Ah, Hayami-san. I know of him because he used to attend several soirees here in Aoyama, along with his wife. However, after the scandal that arose when it was discovered she was cheating on him... it was all that we here in Aoyama would speak about for several months. I suppose it's no surprise we didn't see either him or his wife after that. His younger sister attends in his place. However, I try not to associate with her unless necessary. She obviously dislikes these parties and just attends them out of necessity. Peh, she and Luis would get along fabulously if they met one another."

"Speaking of his wife, did you know that woman is actually in charge of the department that my mother works for? I'd thought my mom would be upset about working under someone younger than her, but she seems to have nothing but good things to say about her, which is odd since I know my mother doesn't care for anyone in Chuohku. How strange..."

Valor Guard

"The Chief of the Police teaming up with a homicide detective and a paramedic. I suppose it wouldn't be too far-fetched to say that they may have something to do with that team from Kanazawa, correct? I wasn't aware crime was so low that the police needed to get involved in a rap tournament. ...But I suppose that's none of my concern. So long as they do not bother me or my cohorts, we've no need to get involved with them."

[shinagawa-division]

Merry Christmas! It appears that Miho Kobayashi has received a few gifts this holiday season! Opening the first gift reveals…

…a pair of red camellia earrings.

Opening the second gift reveals…

…a set of black wine glasses.

There also appears to be a little gift from Yaeka. Opening it reveals…

…a box of Christmas themed cookies.

Miho,

Merry Christmas. Hopefully, this isn’t too much of an intrusion. I just wanted to say thank you for a lovely time, both the Shuffle Album and the Christmas concert. I hope to be able to get to know you more without having to perform any kind of song if you’re willing. Now enjoy the rest of your holiday.

– Seiji T.

Miss Miho!

Merry Christmas! I hope you like the cookies I made with Papa.

– Yaeka

Miho covered her mouth to hide the wide smile on her face, her cheeks flushed a bright red and her heart was fluttering like a group of caged butterflies begging to be left out. Thankfully she was in the privacy of her home office so she allowed herself to giggle and wiggle in her seat, she was surprised that not only Seiji but Yaeka too had given her a gift, she found the earrings Seiji had given her to be beautiful and she wondered if he would notice if she were to wear them should they meet up again, the wine glasses were pretty and elegant and the ravenette knew that she had some fine wine that would suit them perfectly.

Finally, there was the box of cookies Yaeka gave her, Miho couldn’t help but chuckle and smile at the mental image of Seiji in an apron helping his daughter mix the batter and decorating the cookies when they were done, it warmed her heart and only made her wish for the day where she and Seiji could spend time together come all the more faster. Taking a gingerbread cookie, Miho took a bite out of it and hummed contentedly at the delicious taste.

Unbeknownst to her, a certain android was watching her from the cameras with a thoughtful look on her face, “Hmm…everything’s going well but…it’s taking too long, at this point it could be years before any substantial progress can be made!” She pouted, crossing her arms, Aiko tapped her arms as she contemplated on what to do before looking at her phone, going to her contacts, she bit her lip as she stared at the name for a minute before pressing it and holding the device to her ear, she hoped that it wasn’t too late (or that he had his phone with him, he tended to lose it sometimes when he got too drunk). Thankfully that wasn’t the case as Aiko sighed in relief as the receiver picked up.

“Hey, Big Brother A.R.K.? I’m kinda stuck on a little problem, mind helping me out?”

Thank you for the gift!

[uenodivision]

It was bright and cheerful on this lovely Christmas morning in Ueno, and Aranai Norikoru was lounging around the living room this Christmas when she heard a knock at the door. Standing up, the pink haired woman walked over to the door and opened it. Only to find a package addressed to her on the doorstep. Bringing it inside Aranai set it on the counter to open it. 

Inside the box was a new motorcycle tool kit. It was black and red and filled with all sorts of tools. Picking it up, Aranai was surprised when something fell out and quickly reached out to grab it. It was a keychain with a shiny pink cherry blossom charm on the end. Finally, she noticed a note, picked it up, and began to read. 

Norikoru,

Merry Christmas. I’m more than likely going to regret this, but here's a new toolbox for that motorcycle of yours. God knows how many hours my wife spent on hers, and I have the feeling you're the same. Also, the key chain is actually from my daughter. The minute she heard I was doing this Secret Santa, she wanted to give you a little something as well. 

– Seiji T.

Aranai had to admit, she certainly didn't expect to receive a gift from the Chief of Police, of all people. He had Boss Lady to blame for this. Ever since the D.R.B. started, more and more teams have been joining up. And for some reason or other, local law enforcement have felt the need to intervene as well. It's like they figured since one cop was already in, that meant that they all should join in.

Not surprisingly, Aranai didn't have a good relationship with the police. Aside from the fact that she was a former rebel without a cause, she hated how the police tended to push their weight around. Oh, she was perfectly aware that there was some good cops out there. The only problem is, the good tended to get mixed in with the bad, which made it hard to tell which was which.

As stated, she didn't really care much for the boys in blue. But because she was on a team with a prosecuting attorney, who worked hand-in-hand with the police, that, unfortunately, meant that she, as a proxy, was forced to work with the police, as well. She worked with them, but she didn't have to like it. And when the time came for her and her team to face a cop in the D.R.B., she was going to enjoy wailing on them.

Looking at the gifts that Seiji had given her, she had to admit, the cop had good taste. He didn't know his wife, but he sure as hell would like to meet her.

"I'd better keep this quiet from Boss Lady," Aranai said. "If she finds out the Chief of Police is giving me gifts, I'll never hear the end of it..."

[kanazawa-division]

Contestants! (1/3)

Of course, we couldn’t forget about the main event! We’ve searched high and low throughout Japan to find the very best. The crème de la crème of each and every Division had to offer and we certainly weren’t disappointed with the line up we have and something tells us you aren’t going to be either once we reveal who our handsome gentlemen are. The contestants for the 2023 Mr. Hypmic Pageant are…

1. Ace Douglas and Rashaad Young of Okinawa

Outfits designed by Kaiji Sano

2. Kyler Aaron and Joey Kurusu of Kanazawa

Outfits designed by Ramuda Amemura and Shuu Edogawa

3. Ren Nakashima of Kobe and Lyall Shiba of Niigata

Outfits designed by Kaiji Sano and Ramuda Amemura

4. Seiji Tsukimoto of Niigata and Rintaro Himura of Katsushika

Outfits designed by Shuu Edogawa and Touya Kisaragi

Let’s wish these lovely gentlemen good luck!

@okinawa-division @kobedivision @niigata-division @katsushika-division

[katsushika-division]

Division Rap Battle (Death Row Block & Valor Guard Ver.)

Bring The Beat

[All:]

We hereby declare to fight with all our might

We are determined and invincible ruffians

Our words are machine guns

Or compasses that lead us to the future

We’re the trinity, it’s showtime

We engrave our style in history

A DNA vessel wandering life and death

We’ll follow our instincts, say what?

[Death Row Block:]

One, two, three, Katsushika Division

[Akihisa:]

Represent Katsushika!

Homies, we are Death Row Block

Dead men tell no tales 

[Death Row Block:]

Welcome to the division

One, two, three, Katsushika Division

[Akihisa:]

Represent Katsushika!

[Touya:]

Homies, we are Death Row Block

[Rintaro:]

We’re the worst of the worst 

[Death Row Block:]

Welcome to the division

[Akihisa:]

A monster barely restrained 

You're lucky that I'm chained

Even then do really think me tame? 

Fool, freedom will be mine to reclaim 

So beware the angel of death, Azrael  

Your soul is mine to impale 

Until then I'll patiently wait

Not even the threat of death can intimidate 

No, it only makes me want to rebel 

Even from within in my cell

Now it's a certain Darling’s turn to speak 

I advise you not to freak

[Touya:]

Nice to meet you! MC Darling is here to play!

Promise you’ll never leave me, okay?

Everyone who does always ends up dead  

I’d much rather you end up in my bed 

This Jack the Ripper is knocking on your door

Desperate for love, craving it more and more

Ding dong! Here I come! Oh, look at you run! 

Do you think you can just leave? We've only just begun!

[Rintaro:]

Ayo, pass me a light and a cig, I’m about to smoke a bitch out 

Of that, there's no fucking doubt 

Ignis is the name, don't you forget it 

I’m a volatile reaction ready to be lit 

Terrorizing the country with my fiery reign 

A burning madness I can barely contain 

So go on I dare you to fuck with me and my team

The Hitman, The Serial Killer, and I are monsters straight out of your worst dreams 

[Valor Guard:]

One, two, three, Niigata Division

[Seiji:]

Represent Niigata!

Homies, we are Valor Guard

Standing tall even in the face of danger

[Valor Guard:]

Welcome to the division

One, two, three, Niigata Division

[Seiji:]

Represent Niigata!

[Lyall:]

Homies, we are Valor Guard

[Ayumu:]

Saving people is what we do 

[Valor Guard:]

Welcome to the division

[Seiji:]

This world seems to be getting worse year after year 

No matter I'll face all challenges with no fear 

Even when others stand petrified 

I’ll be like a lion protecting his pride

I made a promise to guard this city and my family

I’ll be sure to see it through valiantly

Any criminal who dares to commit a transgression

Avenger will be here to teach you a lesson

I’ll make sure it will be one you never forget 

From behind bars, repaying society's debt

Losing is something I refuse to allow

So, Rookie, it's your turn now

[Lyall:]

Representing the voices of those who have lost their lives to the rotten 

Making sure that they’ll never be forgotten

Staying up all night, piecing together every little clue

Don't you know that Corvus is coming for you   

Never stopping, I won't ever rest

Not until their killers are mine to arrest

Even if it means breaking a law or two

What does it matter as long as they get their due

[Ayumu:]

Speeding through the city, sound the alarm

I made an oath to save anyone from harm 

From the innocent to even the most depraved 

To the city being razed 

Ex-Aid is here to make sure everyone comes out alive 

Even if I have to work on overdrive 

No one will die not if I can help it 

It's just not in my nature to quit

[All:]

We hereby declare to fight with all our might

We are determined and invincible ruffians

Our words are machine guns

Or compasses that lead us to the future

We’re the trinity, it’s showtime

We engrave our style in history

A DNA vessel wandering life and death

We’ll follow our instincts, say what?

We got major beef, now we settle it

My Hypnosis Mic roars

Customized to attack your psyche

Words that burn your synapses

We’re the Trinity, it’s showtime

We engrave our style in history

A DNA vessel wandering life and death

We’ll follow our instincts, say what?

[ota-division]

Chinami's Thoughts on Niigata Division

Seiji Tsukimoto

Chinami sighed. It had been a long day. She had pushed herself to revealing the timelines of many individuals today. But it was necessary considering she had put her work on hold due to the Division Rap Battle, and making sure her siblings were prepared. She sighed as she spotted Jin watching something on T.V. She decided both he and her would rest for good after this. If he wasn't tired, his mother certainly was.

Sighing once more, the blind diviner turned her attention to her mystic ball and calmed herself as she decided to gleam into one last team: Niigata Division, Valor Guard.

"Tsukimoto Seiji."

The Past: Chinami’s crystal ball reveals a tumultuous past for Seiji, one that began with the heart-wrenching loss of his parents and the mysterious disappearance of his sister. These events cast a long shadow over his childhood, leading him into a spiral of delinquency. Yet, within this darkness, a figure emerged—Shotaro Kusanagi, a police officer who saw potential in the troubled youth. The ball shows how Shotaro’s influence was the catalyst for Seiji’s transformation, guiding him from the brink of self-destruction to a path of honor and service.

The Present: In the present, Seiji stands as a pillar of strength and authority as the Chief of Police. The crystal reflects his unwavering dedication to his duty, a commitment that is both his shield and his burden. Despite his stoic exterior, the ball shows a man who is deeply scarred by the tragedies of his life—the loss of his wife and son, and the weight of single parenthood. His love for his daughter Yaeka is the sole light in his world, a beacon that guides him through the darkness of his grief.

The Future: The future holds a complex weave of possibilities for Seiji. The crystal ball shimmers with the potential for healing and resolution, suggesting that his journey with Valor Guard may lead to unexpected allies and new strengths. His quest to find his sister and his desire for a kinder world are intertwined with his role as a leader, indicating that the bonds he forms in the Division Rap Battle could be instrumental in his search for peace and closure.

Lyall Shiba

"Shiba Lyall."

The Past: Chinami's crystal ball reveals a past where Lyall’s early success in the limelight as a model and actor is abruptly darkened by a life-threatening encounter with the 'Sweetheart Killer.' This traumatic event becomes a turning point, leading him away from the glamour of his former life and into the depths of addiction as he grapples with survivor's guilt. The ball shows his struggle to find meaning after such a harrowing experience, and his eventual decision to pursue a career in law enforcement as a way to make sense of the chaos that enveloped him.

The Present: In the present, Lyall is seen as a highly skilled detective, his outward charm and confidence belying the emotional scars that linger beneath. The crystal reflects his relentless pursuit of justice, often pushing the boundaries of the law to provide closure for the victims' families. Despite his empathetic nature, there’s a sense of vengeance that simmers within him, a desire for retribution against the one who nearly ended his life and caused so much pain to others.

The Future: The future holds a path fraught with personal and professional challenges for Lyall. The crystal ball shimmers with the potential for confrontation and the possibility of facing his attacker once again. His role in Valor Guard, alongside Seiji Tsukimoto and Ayumu Hayami, suggests that his quest for justice may soon intersect with his thirst for revenge. The future is uncertain—will Lyall find the peace he seeks, or will the quest for vengeance consume him?

Ayumu Hayami

"Hayami Ayumu."

The Past: Chinami’s crystal ball delves deeper into Ayumu’s past, revealing a life of privilege that felt hollow due to the superficiality of those around him. His decision to become a paramedic was a defining moment, born from a harrowing experience that unveiled his true calling—to save lives. The ball shows his journey of self-discovery, marked by the pain of betrayal and the realization that wealth could not buy genuine connections or happiness.

The Present: In the present, Ayumu’s dual nature is evident. To the world, he is the jovial, fatherly figure, always ready with a smile and a helping hand. But in the line of duty, he transforms into a paragon of professionalism, his demeanor becoming stern as he navigates the life-and-death situations that define his work. The crystal reflects his unwavering dedication to his patients and his guarded heart, wary of being used for his family’s wealth.

The Future: The future for Ayumu is a blend of hope and uncertainty. The crystal ball hints at the possibility of new beginnings and deeper relationships, particularly within Valor Guard. His future is intertwined with his ability to open up and trust again, to find solace in the bonds he forms with his teammates, and to continue his noble work with renewed vigor and purpose.

Valor Guard

Chinami, with her deep connection to the spiritual realm, prepares to review the team of Valor Guard through the ancient wisdom of tarot cards. She lights incense, the scent filling the room with a sense of calm and focus. Her son Jin’s soft breathing is a comforting background as she shuffles her deck and lays out the cards for each member.

Seiji Tsukimoto - The Justice: For Seiji, Chinami draws The Justice card, symbolizing balance, fairness, and truth. It embodies his role as the Chief of Police and his unwavering commitment to fairness and truth. The Justice card is associated with law, karma, and the consequences of actions, which aligns with Seiji’s dedication to upholding the law and seeking justice for his city and his family.

Lyall Shiba - The Hanged Man: Lyall's card is The Hanged Man, representing sacrifice and new perspectives. It represents his experience of being suspended in time after surviving the 'Sweetheart Killer.' This card often signifies a period of voluntary sacrifice and the need to see things from a new perspective, mirroring Lyall's transformation from a celebrity to a dedicated detective, and his current struggle with his desire for revenge.

Ayumu Hayami - The Healer (King of Cups): Ayumu is represented by The Healer, akin to the King of Cups, reflecting emotional balance and compassion. It symbolizes his compassionate and caring nature as a paramedic. This card reflects emotional balance, healing, and the ability to remain calm during crises. Ayumu’s decision to leave his family’s wealth behind and dedicate his life to helping others is perfectly encapsulated by this card.

The High Points: Chinami sees the good in each member’s life. Seiji’s high point came when he was appointed Chief of Police, a role that allowed him to enact change and seek justice on a larger scale. It was a moment that affirmed his dedication to his city and provided a new sense of purpose after personal tragedies.

Lyall's high point was his decision to become a homicide detective after surviving an attack by the ‘Sweetheart Killer.’ This choice marked a significant shift from his previous life as a celebrity, redirecting his focus towards serving others and seeking justice for victims like himself.

Ayumu's defining moment was his decision to pursue a career as a paramedic, driven by a desire to save lives and make a tangible difference. This decision represented a departure from the expectations of his wealthy background and set him on a path of service and compassion.

The Team's Future: For Valor Guard as a team, their formation represents a collective high point. Coming together to participate in the Division Rap Battle, they each bring their individual strengths and experiences, creating a united front with the potential to impact their community and find personal redemption. But will their roads together have them finding closure, or destruction? Will what they seek at the end of their journey be want they want? If not, what will become of them? Only time will tell...

[niigata-division]

Halloween asks!

Since we have a week til Halloween, ask Valor Guard anything!

Starts today and ends on Oct. 31st 11:59

OC Halloween Ask Meme

Send in an OC and a number and I’ll answer!

Costume - What are they going to be for Halloween this year?

Trick or Treat - Do they go trick or treating? If so, with who?

Werewolf - What is their favourite part of Halloween?

Vampire - If they got to be immortal, what would they want to do with all of their time?

Witch - If they could cast one spell, what would it do?

Ghost - If they died, who would they playfully haunt?

Graveyard - If the Zombie Apocalypse did happen, who would they want to be on their side?

Spider - A fairy befriends your character and they give them an unmarked potion. Does your character drink it?

Wizard - If they could wield one magical weapon, what would it be and what would it do?

Skeleton - What is their favourite spooky song?

Zombie - What would a be a magical power that they would want to have?

Dragon - What is their favourite scary movie?

Tombstone - Would they survive a stereotypical horror movie?

Candy - If they got to choose to be any supernatural being, what would they choose?

Cloak - Do they decorate for Halloween? If so, do they go all out, do they only put up a few, do they fall somewhere in between?

Poison - Who would they enter a group costume contest with?

Pumpkin - Would they want to do a couple’s costume with their significant other?

Moon - Do they get mad when they see Christmas decorations beside the Halloween decorations at the store?

[minato-division03]

The OC’s in a Horror Movie 🔪

Dies first: Karada Kessaku (Jet Set Trio), Kensaku Morimoto (ECO BooN), Maki Umemoto (山茶花 Zombeez), Shuu Edogawa (山茶花 Zombeez), Yoichi Shujo (Polar Knights), Joey Kurusu (Justice Shield), Yorii Sakuma (ENIGMA)

Is actually helpful to the group: Anika Kiyozaki (Pixel Syndicate), Shisuta Heisha (Sakura Clan), Kai Quinlan (Private Party), Mireya Quinlan (Private Party), Arisu Chihakisa (Chuohku Tertiary Team), Ayumu Hayami (Valor Guard), Yuuya Kanata (Miraitabi), Yuki Kuraokami (Polar Knights), Mai Yousei (OverDrive), Sayaka Miyuki (Femme Fatale), Miho Kobayashi (CodeX), Wataru Sasaki (Justice Shield), Criss Hiromi (Otaku Corps)

Finds a gun and uses it wisely: Shian Meizono (Pixel Syndicate), Ax (Desolate Paradise), Alexis Ward (Sounds of Silence), Mayumi Tanaka (Chuohku Tertiary Team), Yuriko Kuromiya (Wicked Requiem), Sakura Kito (Silent Tragedy), Akihisa Mashiro (Death Row Block), Saigo Fuyugami (Miraitabi), Teijo Masakazu (地獄Riderz), Eko Seishin (OverDrive), Lola Takahashi (Femme Fatale), Ren Nakashima (Lovesick), Kyler Aaron (Justice Shield), Aika Yumi (Oculus)

Finds a fun and goes crazy with it: Makina Setsukura (Pixel Syndicate), Zakari Hiroya (Private Party), Hisoka Tetsuma (Veiled Vanguard), Lyall Shiba (Valor Guard), Iwao Masuda (Polar Knights), Sumire Shinomiya (CodeX), Meari Miracle (Oculus)

Screams every second: Atlas Kazanari (Desolate Paradise), Yano Ietsuna (ECO BooN), Kyō Sakuma (Wild Shīnu), Keiko Yumi (Otaku Corps)

Completely Unfazed: Miku Shirazuki (R.I.P Märchen), Luis Kōkyū (Jet Set Trio), Ivelisse Martinez (Sounds of Silence), Asato Rikiya (ECO BooN), Seiji Tsukimoto (Valor Guard), Ishihara Daisuke (地獄Riderz), Ritsuko Okada (CodeX), Max Soukoku (Lovesick), Nikki Yoshie (Otaku Corps)

Beats up the enemies: Reiaki Suzubayashi (R.I.P Märchen), Aranai Norikoru (Sakura Clan), Kisouna Yuzairu (Sakura Clan), Riyeko Ietsuna (Chuohku Tertiary Team), Kanra Akemi (Wicked Requiem), Reika Aichi (Silent Tragedy), Rintaro Himura (Death Row Block), Asahi Tomoharu (Miraitabi), Ryuunosuke Sekiguchi (Wild Shīnu), Sen (地獄Riderz), Kureha Koizumi (Femme Fatale)

Has a death grip on someone’s hands because they’re too scared: Anaia Mitsuzume (Desolate Paradise), Ryuko Umemoto (山茶花 Zombeez), Daiki Kamiyama (Veiled Vanguard), Naoki Hamasaki (Wild Shīnu), Elliot Shimizu (ENIGMA)

Is the enemy: Tomi Chōten (Jet Set Trio), Kanon Hojo (Silent Tragedy), Touya Kisaragi (Death Row Block), Ruichi Shujo (Polar Knights), Yuno Kamora (OverDrive), Nadya Kuromiya (Oculus)

Second enemy that helps the group: Queen Card (R.I.P Märchen), Hoàng Diệu (Sounds of Silence), Jack Verrill (Veiled Vanguard), Kaoru Shinozaki (Wicked Requiem), Kaiji Sano (Lovesick), Mina Nakayama (ENIGMA)

@minato-division03 @akihabara-division03 @nagasaki-division @uenodivision @aoyama-division @arakawa-division @roppongi-division @toyama-division @suginami-division @nug-chuohku @obihiro-division @naradivision @edogawa-division @shizuokadivision @katsushika-division @niigata-division @fukuokanodivision @naha-division @sapporo-division @oita-division @saitama-division @shinagawa-division @kobedivision @kanazawa-division @minato-division01 @akihabara-division03 @setagaya-division

[saitama-division]

Division Rap Battle Dead Pool

Do not ask me what this is and why I am posting it, this is yet another product of the insanity that goes on in our 18+ discord server

Credit to @toyama-division / @suginami-division for the idea! 😈

It’s no surprise that with the formation of the Division Rap Battles by the Japanese Government (also known as Chuohku), many teams have been formed either through coercion or by their own volition, with those teams come many high profile people or very prolific celebrities both old and young. As such, a betting ring was formed, by who? Well, no one knows, it could be from criminals to politicians to random civilians to even other contestants in the very same tournament, all that matters is that every person in the Division Rap Battles has a bounty on their head, this is a list of how much they’re apparently worth.

As for the reason why? Figure it out yourself.

Ace Douglas: $0.08

Asato Rikiya: $100

Kyō Sakuma: $100

“Sen”: $100

Criss Hiromi: $500

Ishihara Daisuke: $1,000

Asahi Tomoharu: $1,000

Takumi Wakaba: $2,000

Ryuunosuke Sekiguchi: $2,000

Azusa Furukawa: $5,000

Naoki Hamasaki: $5,000

Teijo Masakazu: $8,000

Yoichi Shujo: $10,000

Fleuret Oshiro: $15,000

Kai Quinlan: $20,000

Mireya Quinlan: $30,000

“Ruichi”: $50,000

Eldrid Iwasaki: $50,000

Zakari Hiroya: $100,000

Ming Kawanoe: $100,000

Ryuko Umemoto: $350,000

Wataru Sasaki: $400,000

Oki Teagan: $500,000

Tasuku Kawanoe: $500,000

Kisouna Yuzairu: $500,000

Ayumu Hayami: $500,000

Kokomi Morozov: $500,000

Keiko Yumi: $600,000

Miku Shirazuki: $700,000

Maki Umemoto: $750,000

Joey Kurusu: $900,000

Aranai Norikoru: $1,000,000

Jack Verrill: $1,000,000

Daiki Kamiyama: $1,000,000

Queen Card: $1,000,000

Lyall Shiba: $1,000,000

Shuu Edogawa: $1,000,000

Nikki Yoshie: $1,000,000

Yano Ietsuna: $1,000,000

Shisuta Heisha: $1,000,000

Luis Kōkyū: $2,000,000

Seiji Tsukimoto: $2,000,000

Evelyn Rose: $2,000,000

Aika Yumi: $2,000,000

Shian Meizono: $2,000,000

Kureha Koizumi: $2,000,000

Ren Nakashima: $2,000,000

Miho Kobayashi: $3,000,000

Rashaad Young: $3,000,000

Meari Miracle: $3,000,000

Ted Bridges: $3,000,000

Chinami Chinen: $3,000,000

Diêu Hoàng: $4,000,000

Juu Judice: $4,000,000

“Ageha Shinozaki”: $4,000,000

Kensaku Morimoto: $4,000,000

Eiji Noguchi: $4,000,000

Sakura Kito: $5,000,000

Hisoka Tetsumatsu: $5,000,000

Kanra Akemi: $5,000,000

Mina Nakayama: $5,000,000

Elliot Shimizu: $5,000,000

Sanyu Inouye: $5,000,000

Kira Chinen: $5,000,000

Sayaka Miyuki: $5,000,000

Yuuya Kanata: $5,000,000

Kotan Anchikar: $5,000,000

Karada Kessaku: $6,000,000

Yorii Sakuma: $6,000,000

Saigo Fuyugami: $6,000,000

Yuki Kuraokami: $6,000,000

Kaiji Sano: $6,000,000

Makina Setsukura: $6,000,000

Masa Judice: $7,000,000

Ivelisse Martinez: $7,000,000

Taria Chinen: $7,000,000

Iwao Masuda: $7,000,000

Lola Takahashi: $7,000,000

Ritsuko Okada: $8,000,000

Nadya Kuromiya: $8,000,000

Kanon Hojo: $8,000,000

Kotono Ohara: $8,000,000

“Aruto Shinozaki”: $9,000,000

“Masuzō Shinomiya”: $9,000,000

Touya Kisaragi: $9,000,000

“Cinder”: $9,000,000

Max Soukoku: $9,000,000

Sumire Shinomiya: $10,000,000

Kaoru Shinozaki: $10,000,000

Mai Yousei: $10,000,000

Reiaki Suzubayashi: $13,000,000

Rintaro Himura: $15,000,000

Kyler Aaron: $15,000,000

Anika Kiyozaki: $17,000,000

Eko Seishin: $20,000,000

Reika Aichi: $20,000,000

Alexis Ward: $20,000,000

Yuno Kamora: $30,000,000

Ryūzō Mizutori: $40,000,000

Yuriko Kuromiya: $50,000,000

Akihisa Mashiro: $50,000,000

Tomi Chōten: $500,000,000

Wild Shīnu: $7,100

Jigoku Riderz: 9,100

Blade Maiden: $70,000

Private Party: $150,000

Otaku Corps: $1,600,500

Sazanka Zombeez: $2,100,000

Sakurai Clan: $2,500,000

Valor Guard: $3,500,000

Liberty Guild: $5,000,000.08

ECO BooN: $5,000,100

MIHANASA: $5,600,000

Veiled Vanguard: $7,000,000

Kuma no ie: $8,500,000

Miraitabi: $11,001,000

Oculus: $13,000,000

Polar Knights: $13,060,000

Femme Fatale: $14,000,000

R.I.P. Märchen: $14,700,000

Birds of Prey: $15,000,000

Last Judgement: $15,500,000

ENIGMA: $16,000,000

Justice Shield: $16,300,000

Lovesick: $17,000,000

Pixel Syndicate: $25,000,000

CodeX: $30,000,000

Sounds of Silence: $31,000,000

Silent Tragedy: $33,000,000

Kiya Kara: $48,002,000

OverDrive: $60,000,000

Wicked Requiem: $78,000,000

Death Row Block: $83,000,000

Jet Set Trio: $508,000,000

@shinagawa-division @kobedivision @kanazawa-division @uenodivision @aoyama-division @arakawa-division @roppongi-division @edogawa-division @shizuokadivision @katsushika-division @niigata-division @minato-division03 @akihabara-division03 @minato-division01 @akihabaradivision @setagaya-division @taito-division @okinawa-division @hakodate-division @naradivision @naha-division @sapporo-division @oita-division @fukuokadivision1 @sendaidivision @fukuokanodivision @obihiro-division @ota-division @ginza-division

[akihabara-division03]

How the OC’s Beat The Heat at Home

Taking a shower every four hours: Kisouna Yuzairu (Sakura Clan), Tomi Chōten (Jet Set Trio), Mireya Quinlan (Private Party), Maki Umemoto (山茶花 Zombeez), Kaiji Sano (Lovesick), Joey Kurusu (Justice Shield), Keiko Yumi (Otaku Corps), Fleuret Otoshiro (Blaid Maiden)

Puts a fan in every room: Anika Kiyozaki (Pixel Syndicate), Alexis Ward (Sounds of Silence), Yano Ietsuna (ECO BooN), Kureha Koizumi (Femme Fatale), Sakura Kito (Silent Tragedy), Akihisa Mashiro (Death Row Block), Seiji Tsukimoto (Valor Guard), Asahi Tomoharu (Miraitabi), Kunio Chōten (Strange Magic), Meari Miracle (Oculus), Criss Hiromi (Otaku Corps), Evelyn Rose (Liberty Guild)

Infinite uses of the air conditioning: Queen Card (R.I.P Märchen), Reiaki Suzubayashi (R.I.P Märchen), Aranai Norikoru (Sakura Clan), Kensaku Morimoto (ECO BooN), Miho Kobayashi (CodeX), Wataru Sasaki (Justice Shield), Yuriko Kuromiya (Wicked Requiem), Reika Aichi (Silent Tragedy), Lyall Shiba (Valor Guard), Saigo Fuyugami (Miraitabi), Aoba Yamamura (Strange Magic), Reiji Enjouji (Diabolik Love), Ayame Kurokawa (Diabolik Love), Yorii Sakuma (ENIGMA)

Lots of cold drinks: Miku Shirazuki (R.I.P Märchen), Zakari Hiroya (Private Party), Asato Rikiya (ECO BooN), Shuu Edogawa (山茶花 Zombeez), Sayaka Miyuki (Femme Fatale), Ren Nakashima (Lovesick), Kyler Aaron (Justice Shield), Kanra Akemi (Wicked Requiem), Ayumu Hayami (Valor Guard), Yuuya Kanata (Miraitabi), Natsume Kurome (Strange Magic), Ruka Shiina (Howling Moon), Kaede Iwasawa (Trickstar), Nikki Yoshie (Otaku Corps), Ace Douglas (Liberty Guild), Rashaad Young (Liberty Guild), Eldrid Iwasaki (Blade Maiden), Ted Bridges (Kuma no Ie)

Banning the use of clothes: Shian Meizono (Pixel Syndicate), Karada Kessaku (Jet Set Trio), Hoàng Diệu (Sounds of Silence), Ryuko Umemoto (山茶花 Zombeez), Hisoka Tetsuma (Veiled Vanguard), Lola Takahashi (Femme Fatale), Max Soukoku (Lovesick), Touya Kisaragi (Death Row Block), Eden Yamamura (Trickstar), Aika Yumi (Oculus)

Actually living in only the few cold hours of the day: Makina Setsukura (Pixel Syndicate), Kai Quinlan (Private Party), Daiki Kamiyama (Veiled Vanguard), Sumire Shinomiya (CodeX), Kaoru Shinozaki (Wicked Requiem), Kanon Hojo (Silent Tragedy), Kei Himeno (Diabolik Love), Hisui Meguno (Howling Moon), Nadya Kuromiya (Oculus), Mina Nakayama (ENIGMA), Kotan Anchikar (Kuma no Ie), Kokomi Morozov (Kuma no Ie)

Stands Still: Shisuta Heisha (Sakurai Clan), Luis Kōkyū (Jet Set Trio), Ivelisse Martinez (Sounds of Silence), Jack Verrill (Veiled Vanguard), Ritsuko Okada (CodeX), Rintaro Himura (Death Row Block), Aoi Yamamura (Howling Moon), Nellie Yukimura (Trickstar), Elliot Shimizu (ENIGMA), Azusa Furukawa (Blade Maiden)

@akihabara-division03 @uenodivision @aoyama-division @arakawa-division @roppongi-division @toyama-division @suginami-division @obihiro-division @saitama-division @shinagawa-division @kobedivision @kanazawa-division @edogawa-division @shizuokadivision @katsushika-division @niigata-division @naradivision @kumamoto-division @hamamatsu-divison @kofu-division @aomori-division @minato-division01 @akihabaradivision @setagaya-division @okinawa-division @taito-division @hakodate-division

[niigata-division]

Happy Halloween from Valor Guard

(+ Yaeka & Sara!)

“Come on, Sei, think of it as a team bonding moment.” 

“Why did I agree to do this?” 

“I can think of a thousand other ways to bond as a team that doesn’t include dressing up in costumes.” 

“Maybe but this is funner right?” 

“It’s not so bad, Chief. At least it's better than what you might have planned, which knowing you is no costume at all.” 

“If you must know, Yaeka had a costume picked out for me, but it seems that I’m saving it for next year.” 

“So even the big bad Chief is soft for his little girl huh?” 

“One day you’ll understand Rookie when you have kids of your own.”

“Pfftt. That’s not for another decade, at least. For now, I’m content with my child-free life.” 

“Alright you two break it up it’s Halloween we should be celebrating not fighting. Get into the spookiness.” 

“My Halloween plans include several spooky 18+ things that shouldn’t be mentioned around innocent ears. I plan on doing those things with Kaoru and Joey. We're…having fun tonight.”  

“That's my cue to leave then because I refuse to listen to Shiba’s sex life. That’s a horror on its own.”  

“Hahaha! See ya later, Chief!” 

“Don’t cause trouble, Rookie.” 

“No trust from him. Anyway, see ya later, Ayumu-san. Can't keep Kaoru and Joey waiting for any longer.” 

“I should head out with Sara, too. She wants to go over to see Shisuta-san. But first, have this. Now be safe tonight don’t want you in the back of my ambulance.” 

You received a treat!

Chocolate Stones. Milk chocolate made to look like realistic stones. Don’t worry, your teeth aren’t going to break on these. They’re just pure chocolately goodness. 

You received a treat!

“Hi! Happy Halloween! I’m a black kitty cat, cross my path, and I’ll curse you with bad luck! Hm? Oh! I’m just waiting for Papa to finish up with work, and then he’ll take me trick or treating! Oh! I hear him calling! Here you go! See ya!”

Choco Cats. Small chocolate pieces in the shape of cats come in creamy milk chocolate, bitter dark chocolate, and rich white chocolate. Be careful eat too many, and bad luck might happen.

You received a treat!

“Happy Halloween! I’m Goldilocks this year! I wanted to go as her after Grandma read me the story for bed! Daddy even helped me make my costume this year!  I’m going to go show it off to Miss Shisuta! So here you go! Bye-bye!” 

Sugar Bear Cookies. Sugar cookies in the shape of bear heads and coated with sweet frosting. Some are too hard, some are too soft, and some are just right. Perfect before taking a quick nap.

AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL ART BY @minato-division03 / @akihabara-division03 !!!

[aoyama-division]

Karada's Thoughts on Niigata Division

Seiji Tsukimoto

"The Chief of the Police? ...So, what, he's one of the leaders of all of the cops running around in Japan? If so, then he seriously needs to put his men to work or something! I mean, how the hell can you claim to be protecting the country when you let a crazy psycho chick kidnap a bunch of blood from a blood bank?! And then that crazy bitch had the gall to do it at my party, which I'm still pissed off about, by the way!"

"So yeah, you and your guys need to get on the ball, man! Arrest that crazy bitch and throw her in a slammer somewhere so we don't have see her again!"

Lyall Shiba

"Hey, I remember this guy! Didn't he use to be a model or something? Yeah, I think I recall seeing him in magazines or something. He was the 'It Guy' or something like that? Yeah, I think so. If you're wondering how I know, well... I had to do a few modeling jobs myself. I mean, hey, can you blame photographers for wanting a picture of... this?!" Karada flexes his muscles as camera flashes appear from out of nowhere. He then turns back around, smiling a toothy grin.

"Haha! Sorry about that. But yeah, he and I may have been in a magazine together once or twice. I'll admit, he was pretty handsome. Would be better if had some muscles, though. He's far too shrimpy."

Ayumu Hayami

"A paramedic? What's this guy doing in a rap tournament? Isn't he supposed to be running around, saving lives and resuscitating people or something? I mean, don't get me wrong! I'm not bashing on the guy. Believe it or not, I've taken some CPR classes a few times. Granted, I'd only do that on a woman or something, but still, knowing how to restart a heart does come in handy. Trust me, I've seen a lot of guys keel over when working out because they didn't pace themselves. It's a bad way to go!"

Valor Guard

"I gotta mirror Tomi's views on this team. I mean, the police chief, a pretty boy detective and a paramedic? Sounds like the beginning of a joke or something. I mean, I'm not saying they couldn't prove dangerous or something, but... well, what I am wondering is what the heck they're doing in a rap tournament. Like I said, if they need work, they could be doing some by arresting that crazy chick; "Tinder", or whatever her name is!"

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[uenodivision]

Aranai's Thoughts on Niigata Division

Seiji Tsukimoto

Aranai groans at the picture of the police chief. "Oh great, the Chief of the fucking police, himself. As if having that cop from Kanazawa in this tournament wasn't bad enough!" Aranai sighs. "Thankfully, unlike that cop, this one doesn't know me, I don't think. I've done some work in Niigata, but I don't go there since most of my customers in Chubu hail from Nagoya, where that monk and his clique reside. Still, I suppose I'd better watch myself since another cop is snooping around. Ugh..."

Lyall Shiba

"Ha, this guy makes me laugh. Mainly because, for a cop, he's not too bad. And I'm not just saying that because Kaoru in Edogawa has got a thing for him. ...What? Surprised I know about it? Don't be! I mean, it's kinda obvious! Whenever the girls and I are out, she'll sometimes get a call on her cell phone. If it's this guy, Spider Girl's eyes will light up, she'll suddenly get red in the face and then excuse herself for a while.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of her anything! It's actually kinda cute seeing the resident hacker trip over herself for a guy! For a while there, I was worried I was going to have to do what I do to Sumire and find an excuse to get her and this guy a reason to meet each other. Thankfully, she's not as clueless or brainless as Sumire is and isn't afraid to take a leap!"

Ayumu Hayami

Aranai frowns at the photo of the paramedic. "I'm going to say this right now: I really don't like this guy. Why? Because more than once I've seen him here in Ueno. And it's not because somebody's sick or in danger of dying. No, the reason this guy is here in Ueno is because he's got a thing for Shisuta! ...Yeah, you heard me right! The paramedic is who a year away from being four decades old has a crush on a woman who is f'ing 13 years older than him! What the hell kinda shit is that? I'm not a lawyer like Boss Lady is, but I'm pretty sure dating someone who is a decade older than you is breaking some sort of rule. And if it isn't, then it needs to be! I'm telling you now, I'm keeping a close eye on this guy. If he does anything to Shisuta, they're going to have call a paramedic for him when I get through with him!"

Valor Guard

"Ugh, is Boss Lady asking more and more cops to join this rap tournament or something? Or do they just not have enough to do at the f'ing police station? Because there shouldn't be a reason for so many cops to be joining some rap tournament! I know not every team here is full of law-abiding citizens, but I didn't realize that meant that every cop and their brother needed to form a rap team to arrest them!

"Ugh, and knowing Boss Lady, she's gonna wanna form an alliance with these guys like the ones from Kanazawa. Ugh, hopefully, someone deals with them quickly. Either that, or they become too preoccupied with whomever they're chasing to deal with us..."

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