#sehyoon comedy

[peachybun-bun]

The Missing Yogurt

pairing; no pairing unless you count a love between park junhee and his strawberry yogurt

genre; crack/comedy

notes/warnings; none just nonsense

word count; 980 and some change

A loud sigh falls from Junhee’s lips as he closes the door and drops the bag from his shoulder, before pushing it away from the door with his foot. There was plenty of work to be done inside of that bag, but it could wait. He had other plans, and the first course of action was waiting inside of the fridge of his shared apartment.

Shoes off, hood up, Junhee trudged through the hall grumbling to himself, before finally making it to the note covered fridge and opening it to hopefully find his prize after such an exhausting day. Eyes scanning the shelves only finding banana yogurt, Jun’s brows furrowed in slight panic, before closing the door and checking the note he had left this morning stating, “Do not touch my yogurt!”

Clearly someone in the apartment had not listened. He had even underlined it and signed it. Junhee thought he was a reasonable person. He was willing to share things, including his food, but this day had been particularly shitty. He had made one simple request, and it had been ignored.

Sniffing hard as he shoved his hands into the pocket of his hoodie, Jun glanced around the kitchen, only to feel himself become more irritated when he realized his yogurt thief had the gall to leave the foil top on the counter. Inspecting it closer, Jun's eyes narrowed, before looking around as if someone were standing right next to him. The yogurt was still cold. This thief had just committed their crime.

Normally he would brush something like this off and forgive and forget, but knowing he could catch them literally red handed? The idea was just too satisfying. Taking off out of the room with purpose, Junhee checked the living room, finding it empty, before beginning to open doors one by one without knocking. “Donghun hyung!”

Startled, the older man looked up from his desk, pushing headphones off his head with a confused expression on his face, no yogurt to be seen. Junhee furrowed his brows and simply held up a hand apologetically, knowing he’d have to explain himself later, but for now there were more rooms to check.

Stopping in front of the next room, Jun considers this one and knocks twice, before pushing the door open as Sehyoon makes a sound of acknowledgement. Glancing around his room before looking at him, Junhee knew his friend wasn’t his thief before he finally met his eyes.

“Can I help you?”

Shaking his head and frowning deeply in thought, the younger man steps out backwards without a word, leaving Sehyoon confused as Jun shuts the door.

Eyes on the end of the hall, only two rooms left, Jun followed the sound of conversation and laughter, pushing a door open to find the two youngest roommates and his strawberry yogurt in the hand of Byeongkwan, who took a bite as he met his eyes. “The betrayal I feel at this moment…is so real.”

Sitting on his bed, Chan found himself unable to hold back a laugh, but he quickly rubbed his lips together as Jun glared at him, before holding up a hand as he tried to defend himself.

“Hyung...there is still banana yogurt in the fridge.”

Disgust fell over Junhee’s features as his eyes met Byeongkwan’s as he licked his lips, savoring the last strawberry yogurt. “Banana? Banana. Chan-ssi, there is banana yogurt in the fridge, did you know? I’m going to kill you, Byeongkwan!”

Among the commotion hearing Byeongkwan’s squeal, Sehyoon and Donghun had made their way out of their rooms and into the doorway of the now crime scene to find both Jun and Byeongkwan wearing more of the yogurt than what had been eaten, along with a very disturbed Chan wailing as he tried to clean yogurt off his bedding. “Why did this have to happen in my room?!”

With Byeonkwan’s head wrapped in his arms, Jun glanced around the room to meet an amused Donghun as he scratched the back of his neck, raising his brow. “There is plenty of strawberry yogurt in the fridge, Junhee. It’s just in the drawer, I bought some this morning. You’re killing him for literally just my entertainment.”

Time freezing as Jun carefully unwrapped his legs and arms from around the younger man, he cleared his throat and smoothed Byeongkwan’s hair with a slight nod as he furrowed his brows hearing his friend’s laugh at his reaction. “I may have overreacted…”

Byeongkwan finally able to move, slid from the bed and into the floor close to Sehyoon for some protection as he wiped yogurt off his face as he tried to catch his breath. “You think?”

The moment the words left his mouth he could feel the glare from his older roommates, making him sigh. “And I might owe you an apology too. I shouldn’t have taken the yogurt, even if there was more. I didn’t know there was any left, and I took it. I’m sorry, Hyung. I’ll buy the yogurt next time.”

Having been characteristically quiet, a smirk on his face, Sehyoon watched Chan pout and try to clean his bedding, before finally sighing. “It’s settled, now you two help Chan clean up this mess and apologize to him.”

Grumbling Byeongkwan and Jun nodded their apologies, before getting to work as the two oldest shook their heads and walked out of the room.

“Why did you put the yogurt out of sight?”

Donghun glanced over to Sehyoon at his words, before turning back into his room, a smirk on his lips as he tried not to laugh. He found himself unable to contain a shrug and a shake of his head as he turned the knob walking in backwards. “Just to see what would happen.”

Sehyoon signed and shook his own head with a laugh, thinking how boring his life was before he met his roommates.

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Start Over

»Request: "A bully💕 but with a sweet intention inside💕."

»Pairing: June/ Reader

»Genre: fluff

»Words: 2.6k

»A/N: sorry if this sucks, I couldn't really think of anything lol :(

»m.list ╫ ikon masterlist

-

"Why are we doing this?" Sehyoon asked June as they booby trapped your office.

"Because it's funny." He said with a devious expression. "She'll be fine."

"I don't know. She's very organized. She'll probably be pissed."

"How long has she been working here?" June asked.

"2 years? Why?"

"To make sure they won't fire her."

"Okay just about done. There." He put the last of the mess. "It's perfect."

"She's going to know it was you." Sehyoon said rolling his eyes.

"How do you know that? She works in a school. Best decoy ever."

"I don't think elementary school kids are capable." He laughed.

"I guess I can leave her this then." He taped a small note to the door.

"Let's go before we get caught." Sehyoon spoke breaking his concentration.

They snuck out of the office and through the window and successfully past the night guard. They done it again. Or more or less June. Trying to make your life more difficult. That's how it was since you met him years ago. Your stupid brother knew how to pick them.

-

"Good morning Yeji." You smiled at the little girl. "Your hairs pretty."

"Thank you my mommy did it." She yawned as you smiled at her mother.

You continued down the hall and unlocked the door to the nurses office. You saw a bouquet of flowers sitting on the counter with a balloon attached to it.

Happy Birthday (Y/N), I love you. I hope your schedule is clear tonight because I already have plans for a big fancy dinner. See ya later -Sehyoon

You smiled reading your brothers card. He always celebrated your birthday like it was the most important holiday.

"When did he do this?" You asked yourself. You were in this office all day for the full 8 hours of school. There was no way he could of snuck in without you noticing. You shook your head and smiled as you smelled the beautiful flowers. You walked over to your office, about to unlock the door until you saw a small note attached to the door.

Hey Mullet, Happy Birthday. How old are you again? Just wanted to say I went all out for your birthday this year and I hope it's the best one yet. Can't wait to see you later.

You felt anger just reading the letter. You couldn't stand your brothers friend. Once upon a time you had a crush on him followed them everywhere but once you reached middle school, it went all downhill.

He was the biggest jerk you have ever met. All he did was make fun of you for every little thing. He was trying to ruin your life.

The worst memory of all was your seventh grade school pictures. You wanted to change your look and begged your mother for a haircut right before picture day. For obvious reasons of not being a professional hair dresser, she gave you the worst Brady bunch looking mullet haircut ever. You cried for weeks from how horrendous your pictures came out and better yet, gotten them framed. It was bad enough you had to tie your hair up everyday until it grew out but ever since June saw those pictures, he has called you mullet. You even wondered if he remembered your real name.

By this point you just wanted him to leave you alone for good.

You crumbled up the note before stepping into your office. You grew confused as you accidentally kicked over something causing you to turn on the light quickly. Your eyes grew petrified followed by with intense anger of the mess that was right before you.

Your office had post it notes all over the place and silly string everywhere. Like walking into a nest of spiderwebs. It was followed by stupid cups of water all over the room, making it hard to even step inside. You growled from how angry you were trying to hold back every curse word that came to mind.

You tried to calm down, just from how shaky you were.

>>To June: [8:36 A.M] Can't wait to see you tonight. I have so much I want to say to you. ;))

You tried to keep it simple and not give it away how pissed you were. You wanted him out of your life and for good.

You decided to close your office since you couldn't handle taking care of it at the moment. Better yet, you wanted him to clean it up. Once and for all.

....

You dressed up nicely and headed to the address your brother sent you, but already knew it was Rene's; your favorite restaurant. Sehyoon knew you well and always wanted to make your special day something to remember.

You were standing outside the restaurant calling your brother. "Hey."

"Heyyy." Sehyoon answered.

"You better not be pulling some kind of surprise or I'll will kill you."

"No worries."

You said opening the door and stepping inside. "I mean it Sehyoon. I'm not in the mood for-"

"SURPRISE!!!!"

You knew it was coming but you happened to jump anyway. "I said no." Your brother came up and hugged you. "You're not allowed to be grumpy on your birthday."

"Well I got a surprised this morning that I'm not happy with."

"Oh about that....I'm so sorry." He looked at you timely as he confessed. "It was June's idea."

"You helped him?!?" You raised your voice.

"Only with the post it notes, he did the rest."

You looked around and you were surprised you didn't see him. "You didn't invite him?"

"Well-"

"Sehyoon."

"It's not like that. He's just trying to make you laugh."

"No, he's a bully. Always has been."

"He likes you though." You looked at him confused. "He's always asking how you are or if you're busy."

"Yeah right."

"No seriously. He just likes to pull pranks on everyone. It's just how he is." You rolled your eyes at his answer. "I know he's a jerk. I'm sorry, I'll tell him to cool it."

"Been there done that. I'll tell him." You walked past him and sat down at the table greeting other family and friends.

....

You enjoyed your birthday party for the most part, laughed enjoyed your gifts and the cake was your absolute favorite. Your anger was actually worn off, until the door open revealing a tardy June, who you prayed wasn't coming.

"Hey birthday girl." He smiled and handed you a bag. You were surprised he even went forward getting you a gift at all. You opened the card and it was actually very pretty and well put together that you swore it wasn't even his. But the handwriting in the card gave it away.

Dear (Y/N), Happy birthday. I hope you enjoy it well and get everything you want. I hope your day is as beautiful as your smile. XOXO -June

You couldn't believe how sweet the card was. He had nothing mean or obnoxious written and you couldn't help but smile in the process. Maybe your brother was write.

You took out the tissue paper and began to dig into your gift. You felt like it was more then one thing and decided to go with the biggest item. You pulled out a picture frame and turned it around revealing your traumatizing seventh year school picture. You threw it back in the bag and looked at June with hatred.

"That's not it." He laughed.

"I can't believe you-" You began to shout but notice you were causing attention. "Why are you such a jerk." You lowered your voice as you felt your eyes water. You got up and grabbed your things making your way out of the building.

Sehyoon was looking at all the gifts in the bag seeing the picture frame, a mug, and even a T-shirt, with all your mullet nightmare. "How could you?" He looked at his friend.

"Come on it was a joke."

"I better go check on her." Sehyoon started but June stopped him.

"No I will." Sehyoon gave him a warning look. "No I need to apologize." He said with sincerity.

You threw your stuff in your car, not even wanting to go back in there for the rest of your gifts. You just wanted to go, as far away as this place.

"(Y/N) Wait." You saw June running towards you.

"Get the fuck away from me." You said opening your car door.

"Wait I'm sorry. It was just a joke."

"Your face is a joke." You shut the door behind you and he knocked on your window.

"Please." You heard his muffled voice from outside the window. You started your car and opened the window. "I'm really sorry. I didn't know that photo hurt you so bad."

"Are you kidding me. That was the worst moment of my life." You spat.

"I'm sorry. I'll get you something else."

"Don't bother. It's not just the photo. It's the pranks, you making fun of me, calling me mullet. I just want it all to end......My office? Really? I want you to clean it up and that's the last time I ever want to see you." You closed your window and took off.

-

The next day was pretty quiet. You told your brother the greatest birthday gift was to have some peace and quiet for the weekend. You were still a mess over your whole birthday. June just had to ruin your day. You were sulking on your couch as you tried to watch some dumb comedy to cheer you up.

You heard a knock on your door and you groaned just getting up to retrieve the mysterious headache. You opened the door and sighed as you saw June once again trying to make amends.

"I'm really sorry."

"You said that." You said not changing your emotion.

"Come on, I bought your favorite meal." He said holding up a container of different containers.

"What don't you get? I don't want you here." You said.

"Please. Aren't you hungry." You didn't change your mind.

"At least take the food and I'll leave." He insisted not giving you a choice. "I'll make it up to you, I promise." He said before leaving your apartment.

-

When you got to work Monday, everything was normal. You got your couple hellos from students and teachers as you made your way to the nurses office.

You sighed unlocking your door, ready to see the mess you were about to walk into. You yelled at June to clean so you weren't expecting when that could happen, if it would at all.

You opened the door slowly ready to feel the silly string in the air but your door swung opened fine like nothing was wrong and grew confused. You quickly turned on the light and saw that everything was back to normal or even better then you had it before.

When did he even do this?

You noticed another bag on your desk with a bouquet of your favorite flowers. Sehyoon always got you flowers every year but he never managed to figure out your favorite. You took the note from the clip and began to read the note.

Dear (Y/N) I can't begin to tell you how sorry I am for ruining your birthday. I know I'm a jerk and I wish I can take it back. You probably wouldn't believe me but I really don't try to hurt you, I guess it's just easier then to show my true feelings. I promise it won't ever happen again and hopefully some day you will forgive me. -June P.s. I know you hated the gift I gave you but sometimes the best things are worth hiding.

"What does that even mean?" You asked yourself putting the card down. You dug through the bag and saw the mullet photo once again and you never realized that it wasn't inside the frame but simply taped on the outside.

"Such a jerk." You tore off the horrible photo and crumbled it up but you glanced at the real photo underneath with surprise as you felt the tears flood your eyes. The photo was with you and your dad sitting on his fire truck back when you were only 8 years old. You haven't seen this photo in years since the station was closed down. It was your last photo ever taken with him before he was gone and you thought you would never seen it again.

You felt your hand shake just from the memory. Your dad took you to work that morning and showed you all the cool equipment and how it worked.

You lost him a few weeks later to an emergency in the middle of the night.

"How did he even get this?" You asked yourself.

-

You couldn't believe you were outside his apartment about to face him. On one hand you were fine of never seeing his face again but then you couldn't stop thinking of what he meant about having feelings for you.

As you were about to knock on the door, it came flying open with him ready to leave. "I'm leaving now." His face went blank as he noticed you.

"Actually, go on without me. Something just came up." He hung up. "Hey (Y/N)."

"Hey. I came to talk to you, but if you're busy-"

"No, it's not that important." He said opening the door once again. "Come in."

You stepped inside taking a deep breath, you just wanted to get it over with. "Look I'm just gonna come right out and say it." You took another deep breath. "Thank you, for the picture. I'm sure it wasn't easy to get and I really appreciate you doing that..."

He knew it was coming from the look of disappointment. "But....I can't just forgive you for all the years of torment and teasing. It's gonna take some time-"

"(Y/N) I'm really sorry. I wish I can take it all back." Then he looked up at you getting a sudden idea. "Actually, can we just start over?"

"What?" You looked at him confused.

He came closer and held out his hand like he was introducing himself. "My name is June and I'm your brothers best friend who has had a crush on you since we were 15."

You looked at him with confusion yet oblivious. "Are you making that up?"

"No (Y/N), it's true. I really had a crush on you and I was too scared for you to know so I just started acting like a jerk and it was wrong and stupid and I wish I could take everything back. In fact maybe if I told you sooner, we could of been something."

"June, look-"

He held out his hand once again since you haven't shaken it yet. "We really doing this?"

He nodded and you took his hand and he pulled you forward, colliding with his chest. He was staring into your eyes causing you to blush. "I know you can't forgive me but maybe you can at least tolerate me."

"I don't know."

"Well at least so I can do this-" he leaned down bringing his lips towards yours. He was really trying which you couldn't help but respect but you just couldn't get over it that easy.

You responded for the kiss a little longer until you pulled away. "I probably should go."

"(Y/N), can we maybe go out to dinner some time or something. I really do want to make it up to you." He had sadness in his eyes.

"Okay." You smiled. He was really sorry so maybe it was time to ease a little. "I'm free tomorrow."

"Great." He smiled and you walked out the door. He may have made fun of you all these years but maybe he was different. Should you forget?