#seems like a doctor show

[hinamie]

not my usual lineup

[rosesbleachblondehair]

It is interesting how fandom understands that Rose influenced the Doctor to heal after the Time War and that she changed him for the better, but when it comes to how Rose shouldered the trauma of a veteran who came out of an incomprehensibly horrific war and how the first place that veteran takes her is to see her own planet get destroyed and how later she stands between that veteran holding a gun and a Dalek (she even has dialogue explicitly pointing out that the Doctor is the one who is pointing a gun at her), nobody in the fandom thinks about how any of that would have influenced and changed Rose.

It’s all why is s2 Rose different from s1 Rose? instead. And I think there’s an answer for why she’s different right in front of you.

[ratcandy]

can’t stop thinking about one of the Dead Lands’ roaches getting into the hive while exploring Bugaria and getting noticed by a Certain Someone (Who’s Been Stealinf Their Shit For Years

[jovialoddity]

I LOVE YOUR HUMAN MR. PUZZLES DESIGN, IT'S JUST WOAH, THIS IS HOW I IMAGINE HIM AS A HUMAN!$?#!$

Can I have an autograph from him? pleaaaaase 🥺

THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!! I’m so glad people have seen my vision with my human Puzzles, I’m so glad you guys have liked him so much! He would be more than happy to give you an autograph 🫶

[companion-showdown]

Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

I think it’d be really funny if a doctor who writer just added a new time lord chapter, like have the doctor be going on about the time lords and just name a chapter we’ve never heard of before and then go ‘well they’re dead now so it doesn’t matter’ and never mention it again

[thetorturedlovergirl]

I kinda hate that being excited for the new season is becoming a hot take. Every app I go to I see people hating on the new season even though it hasn’t come out yet and no one knows half of it.

At the end of the day it’s still doctor who! Why aren’t you excited that Doctor Who is coming out with a new season and instead wish the show was cancelled? Doctor who isn’t ruined because a short video isn’t what u expected. You really wish for the show to never come out again?

“The leaks the leaks” idk man I haven’t seen the leaks because I’m keeping myself from anything that could ruin a good surprise. I’ve already spoiled Doctor who so many times that this one I want it all to be surprising and shocking.

Honestly I’m really excited and I have high hopes for what this season will bring, either amazing storylines or amazing moments between Belinda and The Doctor (both of who have good actors playing those roles). The titles sound good and Doctor who always brings me excitement.

If it’s bad then it’s bad but we can’t form opinions without EVEN watching it.

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Imagine you're Mr. Wu and your weird gay daughter runs away in tears after destroying some unespecified object while yelling about you ruining her life. Because you told her you'd be moving to another state. This is the last time you see your daughter in half a year, and when she comes back, she comes back... wrong. She's wearing a light leather armor, a fur-lined cape, and a green flower crown. She has two long scars, one alongside her spine and the other along her chest, the tissue around them covered in burn scars. Doctors say she shouldn't have survived. Doctors say she didn't. Yet she's right here, in front of you, hospital gown clinging to her small, fragile, trembling frame. She fidgets with her hands. Getting her to stay still has always been difficult, but now it seems impossible. She won't let go of her phone. She's always texting her two friends. When you take it away, she gets anxious. You always knew those damn phones cause kids to act weird, but your kid having a panic attack seems too extreme, even for her. Then again, she's always been odd. Nowadays, she wakes up crying and screaming almost every night, and you realize she's been stealing her phone from your bedside drawer every night to text her friends, returning it before you wake up. You catch her once and decide to give her that damn phone back. It's the only thing that calms her down, as if she were a baby with a pacifier. She spends her last weeks in LA clinging to her friends, having sleepovers and playing her weird board games with them. Everytime they drop her back at her house, there's an excessive amount of hugs and tears. But the moments when they call her, or when she leaves to meet with them, or when they show up at their door to pick her up... those are the only moments in which you see her happy. One of her friends, the rude and disobedient one, came back with a big scar on her face. She's been acting a lot nicer, though. The other one too. She acts a great deal more adult now. You doesn't know what happened or where your daughter went. She won't tell you. But you can tell this friendship is the only thing keeping her afloat right now. Maybe you know, deep down, that no one else would understand.

And then you decide to move anyway because fuck her amirite

[bumblingbabooshka]

TNG episode where the ship is taking a bunch of different doctors and scientists to an important medical conference and Worf ends up developing a crush on one of the Vulcan doctors and they get along really well. They both seem lonely and their interactions are sweet. At the same time Worf is trying to beat an unknown opponent at a subspace strategy game which is circulating amongst all the security teams Starfleet-wide (Worf is very good at the game and so is equal parts frustrated and thrilled by this opponent's skill) and during one of their conversations/outings the Vulcan doctor points out a flaw in Worf's opponent's game which he never would have noticed on his own. This doesn't allow him to win necessarily but it does keep them from constantly stalemating one another. The end of the episode has Worf nearly confess to the doctor as they finally reach the conference, but it turns out her husband is waiting for her. Her husband is Tuvok and he was ALSO the opponent which Worf was fighting tooth and nail (on two different fronts?). Tuvok and Worf are both shocked by this and suspicious of one another. Was Worf seducing his wife as a tactic? Was Tuvok using his wife to lower Worf's guard? Doctor T'Pel seems amused, undercutting the tension. Gentlemen, it's only a game. (Both men remember it is indeed only a game and appear sheepish) She wishes Worf well and then gets on the transport, informing the room that her stay on the Enterprise was indeed quite enjoyable. Tuvok & Worf agree to continue playing that game until there is a decisive winner.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

if 9&10 were "dont wander off", and 11&12 were "the doctor lies", 13s rule #1 is "dont question me"

"have we not had a good time together" shes pointing yaz to the rule that yaz very well knows is there: we can travel if you dont ask me any difficult questions. yaz knows this is the rule - "because you ask too many questions", "this team structure isnt flat" - but she also was the one to invite the doctor into her home so im pretty sure she also knows shes not gonna kicked out that easily. she has some leeway. which she has been using between revolution and flux, which is why the doctor reminds her of the rules

i dont think she'd kick her out though. she wouldnt. i think it's just that the more you break the rule, the more unpleasant she becomes to be around, and eventually youre gonna walk out on your own. she doesnt want you to, she'd rather you stay and dont ask questions. but if youre gonna try to ask questions anyway, i think thats whats gonna happen

and yaz must think so too. because she does back off. because she doesnt want that to happen either. and it does anyway

[thedrowsydoormouse]

So I’ve been doing a little bit of thinkin’ after the two new episodes of Who about Susan Twist and I had a lightbulb moment I haven’t really seen anyone else talking about just yet.

Spoilers ahead for Wild Blue Yonder, Church on Ruby Road, Space Babies, and the Devil’s Chord. Ok, onto the theory!

We all know Susan Twist is going to be more than just an Easter Egg, but I think everyone is taking the actress’s name too literally. She’s not playing Susan.

She’s The One Who Waits.

She’s there. Always in the background. On the periphery. Watching. Waiting. Because everything leads back to her.

And the first time we see her is in the scene that has the first major world shift in the episode that set up this entire plotline about invoking superstition at the edge of the universe and letting something through.

And who do we encounter pretty much immediately after? The embodyment of Play (Toymaker). And then a little later in we meet the embodyment of Music (Maestro).

Which raises the next part of my theory: What is The One Who Waits the embodyment of?

Death

Death just sits, and waits, and watches, biding their time because everything has its time and Death comes for everything in the end.

And every time we’ve seen her, things start going really wrong. In WBY, she was one of the last people we saw before the Tardis landed on the spaceship, Donna almost died, and the Doctor almost let a NotWe loose on the universe. In Ruby Road, she’s watching Ruby and her friends perform the same night they nearly get crushed by the giant snowman head. She was one of the crew in Space Babies who were forced to leave the station and abandon all those babies to die. And in Devil’s Chord she was in the cafeteria when Paul and John are talking to the Doctor and Ruby about music before getting angry and leaving which, had the Doctor not intervened, would’ve lead to literal nuclear winter.

I feel like too many people are focusing on just the previous lore from the past 60 years which, for any other context makes sense. But this isn’t your granny’s Doctor Who anymore. The tone shift started in WBY means we need to think outside the Blue Box (that’s bigger on the inside) to figure it all out and for once, I think being into SuperWhoLock may have finally paid off! The NotWes are shapeshifters. The Bogeyman was basically a thought form (tulpa). The literal baby eating, musical goblins. The Toymaker and Maestro are both functionally gods. And which god waits patiently in the background?

Death.

It’s not a perfect 1 to 1 with Supernatural but if you find the midpoint between the two everything starts to click into place.

The final Big Bad of the season is The One Who Waits which is Death and not even the Doctor can fully cheat death, they can just keep running. So in the end the Doctor doesn’t actually defeat Death. He just traps them or delays them enough to get away so he can just keep running.

(Also Mrs. Flood is just a normal human who’s past was changed by the Doctor. In the start of the episode, before the Doctor properly meets Ruby (I don’t count the encounter at the club) she has no clue what the Tardis is. But as soon as the thing happens on the roof her past changed to include an encounter with the Doctor when she was younger (I think it’s going to be the episode with the slug things we’ve seen in the trailers because there’s a girl with blonde bangs in a season where coincidence is the driving force behind everything so it has to mean something) which is why her entire personality shifts by the end and she becomes nicer and suddenly knows about the Tardis and knows that Ruby has to go with the Doctor. She’s not Susan or Ruby’s mom. She’s just someone they save along the way.) 

[freebooter4ever]

the equivalent of the mr brightside dance except its me waiting and watching my dinner all alone in my LA cottage on christmas eve ;_;

[allthoseotherworlds]

Genuinely really loving the tendency of official Doctor Who stuff to now refer to the Doctor in general with they/them pronouns

[lorelune]

baddies do i go on a last minute trip to chicago next weekend

[raphexim]

i feel like the Doctor's hair being blue is just like Fiyero's Horse being blue. It never quite comes across on screen, just looks like the lighting/etc.

[fmajorenthusiast]

Omg HIIIII!!!! Just found your blog- I LOVE Rocky Horror so this is a dream come true!! If you see me liking all of your rhps posts in rapid succession I’m so sorry lmao-

How would the Rocky Horror cast react to meeting the cast of Clue 1985? (I’ve always loved both films, they were my first big introduction to Tim Curry aside from Muppet Treasure Island). I like to imagine Wadsworth would HATE Frank. Also I’m being professor plum in clue the musical soon so I’m in a clue mood as well as rhps!

Thanks! <3

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OMG I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! I LOVE CLUEEEE!!! ahhh I haven't seen Muppets but I have seen his number in it and Clue is SOOO GOOOODDDD!!! AAA I bet you're gonna break all the legs in the world as Plum if you haven't already!!!! :DD

Frank: Oh you are SO RIGHT! Wadsworth would fucking DESPISE Frank!!! Wadsworth would be trying to give everyone their code names and Frank would NOT! CATCH! ON! He'd just be like, "That's Frankenfurter to you, BITCH!" then just name everyone else in the RH cast in rapid succession, fucking up Wadsworth's whole set up!!! Also, he'd get right under most of their skins for trying to fuck ALL of them. (This would be especially funny with green since he's pretending to be gay I'm imagining this so much rn LMAO and also plum being so into all the girls and then Frank's just like "hey ;)" LOLL) He'd pretty much fail with everyone and be pissed that he's not as much of a hit here as he was at the castle! He also wants Peacock and Scarlet's outfits!!! Wadsworth and Riff probably team up to kill him at the end of the day so that they can both feel the satisfaction!

Brad: Brad is terrified to be surrounded by a bunch of rich and important people who all seem sophisticated and scary! He feels a true sense of connection to the cop. He's never related more to anybody in his life! He comes on a bit strong and definitely scares the cop at least a little bit! He spends the whole time awkwardly trying to make small talk whilst everyone hits him with something he doesn't know how to respond to! I feel like Wadsworth, White, and Scarlett would be the worst in this regard!!! Basically, he's scared out of his mind and he spends the entire show trying to be gentleman enough for these people! Were he left alone with these people, I'm all but certain, and I say this with love to Brad, that he wouldn't make it out alive! And hey! We love him for that energy!

Janet: Janet would also be terrified but in her own unique way!!! She would scream when confronted with any sign to fear most of these people!!! She'd be really intimidated by the other women except for the singing telegram girl!!! I feel like, and I mean this in the most excited way possible, there might be a contest to see who can make Janet scream the most! Also I TOTALLY have a vision in my head where White is mentioning her having had five husbands and Janet just goes "but they were all your husbands, yes???" And everyone else is looking around at each other like "OK we now know what kind of a person she is!" Also, she'd really want to be as sexy and mysterious as White and Scarlet but since these women scare her so much she doesn't really have it in her to try! She's afraid of most of the men as well! She does trust Wadsworth, though!!! Which isn't a mega genius move, but she trusts him! (I remember watching the movie for the first time and being SO SHOCKED omg!!!)

Riff Raff: Riff Raff is SO on top of his game that if any of these people tried to kill him or damage his reputation, he'd already have a counter attack!!! He'd have the same command and self control that the rest of them do and he'd be prepared to take some of them DOWN! He would make it out of the building unscathed and he wouldn't attack anyone new unless he was attacked first! If he is attacked first however, he will kill! He'd slyly take a moment with both Green and Wadsworth to be like, "I see your game. Don't you try anything fucker" and then walk off! Also, he'd totally hate Mustard! Mustard would come up to him trying to be all like *trying to make some grand and profound accusatory claim at Riff* and then Riff would be like "I just work here. And I don't actually care quite as much as you think I do." And just walk off!

Magenta: OMG she'd be so delightfully blunt and cutting! Scarlet would say something rude like, "I thought that Transylvania was just another part of Romania now" and Magenta would just be like "Vell I thought zhat your tits vere real until I realized zhat you can afford a pushup bra" and it would be INSANE. She'd also laugh upon figuring out how wild these people's lives have been. She'd be begging them for so much information and laughing the whole time, especially when it gets to the murder part! I feel like she and Yvette would have a bit of an awkward relationship given that there's never actually been a second sexy maid in the room like that! Also, I feel like she'd definitely catch Plum's eye as so many women in this show do!!! She'd definitely find it amusing and NOT be interested, though. She doesn't tease him because she wants to leave him desperate! She'd love the whole experience of meeting these people honestly!!! She finds them amusing!!

Columbia: Columbia would be BEST friends with the singing telegram girl!!! I know. She's onscreen for all of 5 seconds before getting shot but can you IMAGINE this???? Holy shit omg. They both had wild affairs as well!!! I feel like they'd have the world's greatest double act! Also, Columbia would have a lot of "HA! Bitchy old lady!" Humor with Peacock where she keeps one upping her!!! Also, I feel like Columbia would think that Wadsworth is quite charming, all things considered! I also think that she'd offer some personal information rather freely because she doesn't really have anything to lose with these people!!! She'd be like, "Really? My man's been to jail too!!! I do love him, though!" And Wadsworth would just be like "Interesting indeed! Thank you Columbia!" Whilst ushering everybody onwards! It'd be amazing!!!

Rocky: It's a very good thing that Rocky is pretty much invincible!!! I can just imagine any and all of them trying to shoot him to no avail and Rocky not even realizing what's going on in the first place!!! Also, he'd just smile and think that everyone is so unique and good, much to their confusion! He'd follow all of them around and I can see him accidentally passing up on flirtation attempts because he has no idea that someone's flirting with him if they aren't really blunt like Janet and Frank were!!! Basically, I think that Rocky would think everything was really pretty and that he'd not be able to communicate with these people because they're all too sophisticated for him!!! Wadsworth would really have to hold his hand the whole time and he'd just be like "I don't know why but I feel like I should trust you!!" Everything winds up working out ok, though!

Eddie: I feel like Eddie would see a bunch of rich people in a room and attempt to steal from all of them! In the best world, he escapes victorious! In the worst world, all of them team up to kill him!!!! Eddie stops learning about these people once he sees that they're rich! I feel like he'd fully get into a massive fight with Plum and or Mustard that results in Eddie scratching and biting them! I can see him getting killed with the candlestick, but I can also see him killing somebody with a candlestick, so it all comes down to who's feeling more vicious! I think that he wouldnt go for it at ALL when these people start talking all sophisticated at him! Someone would say something passive aggressive and he'd just be like "Fuck off!!!" Also- he would run away so fast when he finds out that Green is a plant!!! He would BOLT out of that place like there's no tomarrow! Everyone would just be so confused until it comes out later that he's also got some secrets!

Doctor Scott: He 100% spends the entire time promising himself that he is not like them! Basically, he finds out about all the blackmailing that goes on here and is desperate to not let anybody find out that his job is aliens!!! He could NOT handle the risk of that!!!! He enjoys talking with these people at first before he realizes how unhinged they are! He's like "finally! Some other people with class- wait nevermind they're all killers. Every last one of them's a killer-" and then he'd try his best!!! He'd enjoy talking with some of them, though!!! He finds Wadsworth to be an interesting individual!!! He tries to get a few upbeat stories out of him!!! And he does a pretty good job!

The Criminologist: He's like... frothing at the mouth for the chance to expose all of these people! Like, in a BIG way!!! When he meets these people, he's so obvious that the only thing protecting him is his narrator plot armor! (Which we LOVE) but he's just swooning upon learning about every single scandal! Obviously some will tell him more than others, but I feel like his enthusiasm wouldn't do him too many favors in the wrong universe! However, were the secrets already out, he'd pester them for info and I feel like some of them would fold! I don't think that Peacock would ever tell him too much but White might admit to some stuff! Of course, when Wadsworth is asked, he hits him with a classic. "Can you keep a secret?" "YES" "so can I" He's a bit upset, but he just thinks that that guy is so fascinating!!!