#secret wolfstar

[lulublack90]

Prompt 26 - Win

@wolfstarmicrofic August 26, word count 435

“I’m going to win,” Sirius declared as he stared Moony down. 

“I highly doubt it,” Remus smirked at him. 

“How long have they been going?” Lily asked.

“About five minutes, but Padfoot’s wavering,” James told her. 

“Shut up, Prongs,” Sirius growled as he struggled to keep his eyes open. They were prickling unpleasantly. 

“My money’s on Remus,” Lily said.

“Shut up, Evans!” Sirius whined. 

“Just give in,” Remus grinned wolfishly. “Why delay the inevitable?” 

“Everybody shut up!” Sirius yelled.

“He’s doing that weird thing with his face again,” Peter pointed out. “Making his eyes all big and then narrow, but his mouth is twisting with it,”

“Shut up, Peter, for fucks sake!” Sirius blew out an exasperated breath and blinked. 

“Ha! You blinked, pay up!” Remus grinned gleefully, holding out his hand palm up to Sirius. 

“That’s not fair they all distracted me!” He turned and glowered at his friends. 

“They were distracting me as well, but you still blinked. Pay up!” Remus repeated more forcefully this time. 

“Fine!” Sirius grumbled. He pulled his last chocolate frog out of his pocket and handed it to Remus. 

“Thanks,” Remus mumbled around a mouthful of chocolate. “Hey, I got Alberic Grunnion!” Remus held up the card. 

“What, no! I’ve been trying to get him for ages. Come on, Remus, please give it back,” Sirius whined. 

“What’s in it for me?” Remus asked, a mischievous glint in his eye.

“Anything. Anything you want.” Sirius begged. He needed that card. It was the only one he cared about. 

“Give me back all my damn jumpers that you’ve stolen.”

“No deal,” Sirius shook his head, a smile playing on his lips. “Sorry, they’re far too valuable for me to swap.”

“Fine, I want your pillow. It’s far comfier than mine.”

“Done,” They shook hands and Remus handed over the card. Sirius held it in both hands and wiggled happily in his seat as he gazed at the inventor of the dung bomb. His hero. 

“Wait, how does Remus know how comfortable Sirius’s pillow is?” Lily asked quizzically. Remus flushed beet red and Sirius choked on his own spit. 

“Er, I’ve got to go check on something,” Remus leapt to his feet and ran out of the common room.

“And I’ve got to go put this somewhere safe,” Sirius got out once he had his breath back and hurtled up the stairs to their dorm room. He hurriedly put the card with the rest of his collection and then, because he'd made a promise, swapped his pillow with Remus’s. Looked like they'd be sleeping in Remus’s bed for the foreseeable future.

[accio-sriracha]

NEW JEGULUS AMORTENTIA FIC IDEA!!

Sirius and James being potions partners and James smelling SIRIUS' COLOGNE???

And Sirius (who's been in a committed relationship with Remus for over three years) PANICKS THE FUCK OUT AND TRIES TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM REMUS BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO RUIN ALL OF THEIR FRIENDSHIPS

And REMUS KNOWS BECAUSE HE OVERHEARD THEM AND IS HIGHKEY VERY UPSET

And the whole time PETER IS REMUS' PARTNER SO HE KNOWS THAT REMUS KNOWS.

So they all go to dinner afterwards and it's just AWKWARD SILENCE and everyone is LITERALLY SHAKING IN FEAR

Just as Remus finally tells them he heard what happened Regulus walks up behind Sirius.

AND SIRIUS STARTS TO TALK TO HIM BEFORE HE REALISES REGULUS IS WEARING THE EXACT SAME COLOGNE THEY BOTH GOT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS

SO NOW SIRIUS KNOWS JAMES IS IN LOVE WITH REGULUS

AND REMUS THINKS SIRIUS AND JAMES ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR (BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD SIRIUS HIDE IT)

AND PETER THINKS REMUS IS GOING TO KILL THEM BOTH BECAUSE HES SLOWLY BECOMING MORE AGGRESSIVE THE LONGER HE WAITS FOR AN ANSWER

AND FINALLY JAMES GETS SO OVERWHELMED BY IT ALL HE TURNS AROUND AND TELLS REGULUS HES IN LOVE WITH HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

AND EVERYONE IS S H O O K

AND THEN REGULUS SAYS "I HOPE SO, WEVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR NOW"

BWHAHAHAHA IM SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS

Edit: Here's the link!!! <3

[whimsifae]

behind every hot girl there is an unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to a sad gay fictional character

[shadyblacklin]

sirius: *lying on remus* tell me a secret, moons

remus: okay, listen regulus and james are dating like 3 months

sirius: ...

sirius: well, enough secrets

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, I gotta go to work

James: *kisses Regulus*

James: …

Regulus: …

Everyone: …

James: And, er, Moony, glad to have you back after the full moon

James: *kisses Remus*

James: Pads!

James: *kisses Sirius*

James: Always a pleasure

[lilyevansirl]

The other day I was complaining about my hips and my friend immediately said “well have you told the school nurse??” I love being friends with other marauders fans

[moondustinfj]

Remus lupin my one and only forever and always

(I did credit the original creator in the tags but some people thought that the art was mine. This amazing art belongs to sophithil)

[aelia-posts]

When you realise that Sirius was scared to be secret keeper because he didn't want to be the reason his friend died

When you realise he was scared of himself and what that power could mean

He didn't want to betray anyone

Again

[sliebman10]

Secret Relationship

Sirius watched across the kitchen as Molly talked to Remus. Remus’s body language was closed and he had a neutral expresison fixed on his face. 

“Remus, can you assist me for a  moment?” Sirius asked in his most polite voice. Both he and Molly turned toward Sirius and he made a show of gesturing in the hallway.

“Thanks,” Remus said, once they’d cast a muffliato spell. 

“You looked trapped,” Sirius observed, taking Remus’s hands and pulling him closer.

“She said since I wasn’t ready to go out with Dora, she knew some other women who would just love me,” Remus said, his mouth twisting into a sardonic smile.

“Oh?” Sirius said, raising an elegant eyebrow. “Should I be jealous?”

“Fuck no,” Remus laughed, the tension breaking. 

“I’ll just snog you in front of everyone next time…maybe she’ll get the hint,”

“Then we wouldn’t be a secret anymore would we?”

“Oh Moony, I’ll always be your dirty little secret,” Sirius purred, nipping at his ear.

“Behave,” Remus chided. “Most of the Order is still here.”

“And it’s still my house. So I can do what I want,” Sirius countered.

“Can’t argue with that logic,” Remus said, pulling him into a kiss.

Word Count: 200

@wolfstarmicrofic

[lulublack90]

Prompt 6 - Lovebirds

@wolfstarmicrofic February 6, word count 283

Remus and Sirius were crushed together in the window seat in the Gryffindor Common room. Using the excuse of wanting a cigarette to snuggle close. Remus had missed Sirius all day. They had to pretend they weren’t together outside their beds. James and Peter weren’t ready to discover two of their friend group were secretly shagging. 

Remus let his shoulder droop against Sirius. It was his way of laying his head on Sirius’s shoulder without actually doing it. Sirius pressed his thigh harder against Remus’s thigh in return. His way of squeezing it with his hand, without using his hand. 

Remus loved and hated that they had this secret between them. He loved that Sirius was his. What he didn’t love was watching all the simpering, lovestruck girls from all over the school throwing themselves at Sirius. If they weren’t being secretive, he’d be able to grab Sirius by his robes and snog him right there in front of them and end their foolish crusades at winning a heart that already belonged to another. Because he did, Sirius was as much his as he was Sirius’s. They’d both fallen hard for one another, and Remus wasn’t ready for anyone else to have an opinion on their relationship. For now, their secret language was enough. 

“Oi, lovebirds, come on, we have potions in ten minutes, we’re never gonna make it!” James yelled across the common room from the portrait hole with Peter by his side, breaking Remus out of his daydreaming. 

He and Sirius stubbed out their cigarettes, and after one last brush of their fingers as they moved off the windowsill, they hurried after their friends as though that was all they were.  

[saintristesse]

[s1r1us0black]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FOR THE BEST COUPLE EVERRR‼️⭐🌕

[lusinzak]

Not me becoming part of a fandom with traumatized, gay characters that have a found family. Again... Yep, definitely not me.

[querkynchaotic]

wait wait wait hold on

if harry was a horcrux and basilisk venom destroys horcruxes

why was harry still a horcrux after he got bitten in chamber of secrets ? shouldn't that have killed the part of voldemort in him ?

[marigold-hills]

For a secret project

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

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