#secret wolfstar

[lulublack90]

Prompt 6 - Lovebirds

@wolfstarmicrofic February 6, word count 283

Remus and Sirius were crushed together in the window seat in the Gryffindor Common room. Using the excuse of wanting a cigarette to snuggle close. Remus had missed Sirius all day. They had to pretend they weren’t together outside their beds. James and Peter weren’t ready to discover two of their friend group were secretly shagging. 

Remus let his shoulder droop against Sirius. It was his way of laying his head on Sirius’s shoulder without actually doing it. Sirius pressed his thigh harder against Remus’s thigh in return. His way of squeezing it with his hand, without using his hand. 

Remus loved and hated that they had this secret between them. He loved that Sirius was his. What he didn’t love was watching all the simpering, lovestruck girls from all over the school throwing themselves at Sirius. If they weren’t being secretive, he’d be able to grab Sirius by his robes and snog him right there in front of them and end their foolish crusades at winning a heart that already belonged to another. Because he did, Sirius was as much his as he was Sirius’s. They’d both fallen hard for one another, and Remus wasn’t ready for anyone else to have an opinion on their relationship. For now, their secret language was enough. 

“Oi, lovebirds, come on, we have potions in ten minutes, we’re never gonna make it!” James yelled across the common room from the portrait hole with Peter by his side, breaking Remus out of his daydreaming. 

He and Sirius stubbed out their cigarettes, and after one last brush of their fingers as they moved off the windowsill, they hurried after their friends as though that was all they were.  

[accio-sriracha]

NEW JEGULUS AMORTENTIA FIC IDEA!!

Sirius and James being potions partners and James smelling SIRIUS' COLOGNE???

And Sirius (who's been in a committed relationship with Remus for over three years) PANICKS THE FUCK OUT AND TRIES TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM REMUS BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO RUIN ALL OF THEIR FRIENDSHIPS

And REMUS KNOWS BECAUSE HE OVERHEARD THEM AND IS HIGHKEY VERY UPSET

And the whole time PETER IS REMUS' PARTNER SO HE KNOWS THAT REMUS KNOWS.

So they all go to dinner afterwards and it's just AWKWARD SILENCE and everyone is LITERALLY SHAKING IN FEAR

Just as Remus finally tells them he heard what happened Regulus walks up behind Sirius.

AND SIRIUS STARTS TO TALK TO HIM BEFORE HE REALISES REGULUS IS WEARING THE EXACT SAME COLOGNE THEY BOTH GOT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS

SO NOW SIRIUS KNOWS JAMES IS IN LOVE WITH REGULUS

AND REMUS THINKS SIRIUS AND JAMES ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR (BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD SIRIUS HIDE IT)

AND PETER THINKS REMUS IS GOING TO KILL THEM BOTH BECAUSE HES SLOWLY BECOMING MORE AGGRESSIVE THE LONGER HE WAITS FOR AN ANSWER

AND FINALLY JAMES GETS SO OVERWHELMED BY IT ALL HE TURNS AROUND AND TELLS REGULUS HES IN LOVE WITH HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

AND EVERYONE IS S H O O K

AND THEN REGULUS SAYS "I HOPE SO, WEVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR NOW"

BWHAHAHAHA IM SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS

Edit: Here's the link!!! <3

[whimsifae]

behind every hot girl there is an unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to a sad gay fictional character

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, I gotta go to work

James: *kisses Regulus*

James: …

Regulus: …

Everyone: …

James: And, er, Moony, glad to have you back after the full moon

James: *kisses Remus*

James: Pads!

James: *kisses Sirius*

James: Always a pleasure

[shadyblacklin]

sirius: *lying on remus* tell me a secret, moons

remus: okay, listen regulus and james are dating like 3 months

sirius: ...

sirius: well, enough secrets

[moondustinfj]

Remus lupin my one and only forever and always

(I did credit the original creator in the tags but some people thought that the art was mine. This amazing art belongs to sophithil)

[sliebman10]

Secret Relationship

Sirius watched across the kitchen as Molly talked to Remus. Remus’s body language was closed and he had a neutral expresison fixed on his face. 

“Remus, can you assist me for a  moment?” Sirius asked in his most polite voice. Both he and Molly turned toward Sirius and he made a show of gesturing in the hallway.

“Thanks,” Remus said, once they’d cast a muffliato spell. 

“You looked trapped,” Sirius observed, taking Remus’s hands and pulling him closer.

“She said since I wasn’t ready to go out with Dora, she knew some other women who would just love me,” Remus said, his mouth twisting into a sardonic smile.

“Oh?” Sirius said, raising an elegant eyebrow. “Should I be jealous?”

“Fuck no,” Remus laughed, the tension breaking. 

“I’ll just snog you in front of everyone next time…maybe she’ll get the hint,”

“Then we wouldn’t be a secret anymore would we?”

“Oh Moony, I’ll always be your dirty little secret,” Sirius purred, nipping at his ear.

“Behave,” Remus chided. “Most of the Order is still here.”

“And it’s still my house. So I can do what I want,” Sirius countered.

“Can’t argue with that logic,” Remus said, pulling him into a kiss.

Word Count: 200

@wolfstarmicrofic

[hazy-cosmic-skies]

[lusinzak]

Not me becoming part of a fandom with traumatized, gay characters that have a found family. Again... Yep, definitely not me.

[querkynchaotic]

wait wait wait hold on

if harry was a horcrux and basilisk venom destroys horcruxes

why was harry still a horcrux after he got bitten in chamber of secrets ? shouldn't that have killed the part of voldemort in him ?

[lulublack90]

Prompt 26 - Win

@wolfstarmicrofic August 26, word count 435

“I’m going to win,” Sirius declared as he stared Moony down. 

“I highly doubt it,” Remus smirked at him. 

“How long have they been going?” Lily asked.

“About five minutes, but Padfoot’s wavering,” James told her. 

“Shut up, Prongs,” Sirius growled as he struggled to keep his eyes open. They were prickling unpleasantly. 

“My money’s on Remus,” Lily said.

“Shut up, Evans!” Sirius whined. 

“Just give in,” Remus grinned wolfishly. “Why delay the inevitable?” 

“Everybody shut up!” Sirius yelled.

“He’s doing that weird thing with his face again,” Peter pointed out. “Making his eyes all big and then narrow, but his mouth is twisting with it,”

“Shut up, Peter, for fucks sake!” Sirius blew out an exasperated breath and blinked. 

“Ha! You blinked, pay up!” Remus grinned gleefully, holding out his hand palm up to Sirius. 

“That’s not fair they all distracted me!” He turned and glowered at his friends. 

“They were distracting me as well, but you still blinked. Pay up!” Remus repeated more forcefully this time. 

“Fine!” Sirius grumbled. He pulled his last chocolate frog out of his pocket and handed it to Remus. 

“Thanks,” Remus mumbled around a mouthful of chocolate. “Hey, I got Alberic Grunnion!” Remus held up the card. 

“What, no! I’ve been trying to get him for ages. Come on, Remus, please give it back,” Sirius whined. 

“What’s in it for me?” Remus asked, a mischievous glint in his eye.

“Anything. Anything you want.” Sirius begged. He needed that card. It was the only one he cared about. 

“Give me back all my damn jumpers that you’ve stolen.”

“No deal,” Sirius shook his head, a smile playing on his lips. “Sorry, they’re far too valuable for me to swap.”

“Fine, I want your pillow. It’s far comfier than mine.”

“Done,” They shook hands and Remus handed over the card. Sirius held it in both hands and wiggled happily in his seat as he gazed at the inventor of the dung bomb. His hero. 

“Wait, how does Remus know how comfortable Sirius’s pillow is?” Lily asked quizzically. Remus flushed beet red and Sirius choked on his own spit. 

“Er, I’ve got to go check on something,” Remus leapt to his feet and ran out of the common room.

“And I’ve got to go put this somewhere safe,” Sirius got out once he had his breath back and hurtled up the stairs to their dorm room. He hurriedly put the card with the rest of his collection and then, because he'd made a promise, swapped his pillow with Remus’s. Looked like they'd be sleeping in Remus’s bed for the foreseeable future.

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Harry.exe has stopped working

[jehcee]

Sirius: Reggie is annoying

Remus: and james is fucking annoying

Sirius: don't say that moony... James is better.

Remus: and you call me oblivious.

[engie-ivy]

Fluffy Fluff!

@wolfstarmicrofic 23rd: Mistaken for NOT a Couple

370 words

This Thing Between Us

“‘Not very believable’?!” Sirius scowls as he paces the room. “What’s that supposed to even mean?”

Remus calmly stirs his tea. “That Moody doesn't think us pretending to be a couple would make for a very credible cover story for our next mission.”

Sirius stops in front of Remus, placing his hands on his hips and glaring at him. “Why, thank you, Moony. Of course I know what it means, but what is he trying to say?”

“Probably that you are very obviously out of my league, and it doesn't seem very realistic that someone like you would be with someone like me.” Remus shrugs. “And honestly, he's not wrong.”

Sirius bristles. “Hogwash. Absolute hogwash.”

“Siri,” Remus says gently, with a slightly amused smile. “Remember we actually don't want anyone to know about-” He pauses.

About what? About us? Can he say ‘us’? Is there an ‘us’, or is it too soon for an ‘us’? Is this thing between them even an ‘us’-type of thing?

“About what's been going on between us,” he settles on. “If it comes out, the Death Eaters will only see it as a weakness to exploit, so even the people we are more close to thinking that the idea alone is preposterous, is actually a good thing.”

Sirius rubs his temples. “I know it's what we want, I know it's a good thing, but I just…”

He lets himself fall into the seat beside Remus with a deep sigh. “I just hate it. I hate that they look at me and don't see how I barely notice anyone else in the room whenever you're there.” Sirius turns to look at Remus, who's looking back at him with a wondrous gaze, and says softly “I wish they could see you the way I see you.”

Remus’ cheeks colour and he lets out a disbelieving laugh. “I wish I could see me the way you see me.”

���Nah, that won't be good.” Sirius smiles softly. “It’s probably not very healthy to see yourself as the best bloody thing that has ever happened to the world.”

Oh.

“No,” Remus says, averting his eyes, but unable to stop the smile spreading on his face. “That's probably a bit much.”

[siriuslynettey]

You mean to tell me this mf:

Sang the song behind this masterpiece:

[book-connoisseur]

Everyone’s fine when people have their own headcannons until people start shipping two men or two woman. Then they’re all like “what happened to the source material?” Ma’am you’re reading fan fiction. If you want something true to the books. Read. The. Damn. Books.