#secret wolfstar

[lulublack90]

Prompt 26 - Win

@wolfstarmicrofic August 26, word count 435

“I’m going to win,” Sirius declared as he stared Moony down. 

“I highly doubt it,” Remus smirked at him. 

“How long have they been going?” Lily asked.

“About five minutes, but Padfoot’s wavering,” James told her. 

“Shut up, Prongs,” Sirius growled as he struggled to keep his eyes open. They were prickling unpleasantly. 

“My money’s on Remus,” Lily said.

“Shut up, Evans!” Sirius whined. 

“Just give in,” Remus grinned wolfishly. “Why delay the inevitable?” 

“Everybody shut up!” Sirius yelled.

“He’s doing that weird thing with his face again,” Peter pointed out. “Making his eyes all big and then narrow, but his mouth is twisting with it,”

“Shut up, Peter, for fucks sake!” Sirius blew out an exasperated breath and blinked. 

“Ha! You blinked, pay up!” Remus grinned gleefully, holding out his hand palm up to Sirius. 

“That’s not fair they all distracted me!” He turned and glowered at his friends. 

“They were distracting me as well, but you still blinked. Pay up!” Remus repeated more forcefully this time. 

“Fine!” Sirius grumbled. He pulled his last chocolate frog out of his pocket and handed it to Remus. 

“Thanks,” Remus mumbled around a mouthful of chocolate. “Hey, I got Alberic Grunnion!” Remus held up the card. 

“What, no! I’ve been trying to get him for ages. Come on, Remus, please give it back,” Sirius whined. 

“What’s in it for me?” Remus asked, a mischievous glint in his eye.

“Anything. Anything you want.” Sirius begged. He needed that card. It was the only one he cared about. 

“Give me back all my damn jumpers that you’ve stolen.”

“No deal,” Sirius shook his head, a smile playing on his lips. “Sorry, they’re far too valuable for me to swap.”

“Fine, I want your pillow. It’s far comfier than mine.”

“Done,” They shook hands and Remus handed over the card. Sirius held it in both hands and wiggled happily in his seat as he gazed at the inventor of the dung bomb. His hero. 

“Wait, how does Remus know how comfortable Sirius’s pillow is?” Lily asked quizzically. Remus flushed beet red and Sirius choked on his own spit. 

“Er, I’ve got to go check on something,” Remus leapt to his feet and ran out of the common room.

“And I’ve got to go put this somewhere safe,” Sirius got out once he had his breath back and hurtled up the stairs to their dorm room. He hurriedly put the card with the rest of his collection and then, because he'd made a promise, swapped his pillow with Remus’s. Looked like they'd be sleeping in Remus’s bed for the foreseeable future.

[accio-sriracha]

NEW JEGULUS AMORTENTIA FIC IDEA!!

Sirius and James being potions partners and James smelling SIRIUS' COLOGNE???

And Sirius (who's been in a committed relationship with Remus for over three years) PANICKS THE FUCK OUT AND TRIES TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM REMUS BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO RUIN ALL OF THEIR FRIENDSHIPS

And REMUS KNOWS BECAUSE HE OVERHEARD THEM AND IS HIGHKEY VERY UPSET

And the whole time PETER IS REMUS' PARTNER SO HE KNOWS THAT REMUS KNOWS.

So they all go to dinner afterwards and it's just AWKWARD SILENCE and everyone is LITERALLY SHAKING IN FEAR

Just as Remus finally tells them he heard what happened Regulus walks up behind Sirius.

AND SIRIUS STARTS TO TALK TO HIM BEFORE HE REALISES REGULUS IS WEARING THE EXACT SAME COLOGNE THEY BOTH GOT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS

SO NOW SIRIUS KNOWS JAMES IS IN LOVE WITH REGULUS

AND REMUS THINKS SIRIUS AND JAMES ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR (BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD SIRIUS HIDE IT)

AND PETER THINKS REMUS IS GOING TO KILL THEM BOTH BECAUSE HES SLOWLY BECOMING MORE AGGRESSIVE THE LONGER HE WAITS FOR AN ANSWER

AND FINALLY JAMES GETS SO OVERWHELMED BY IT ALL HE TURNS AROUND AND TELLS REGULUS HES IN LOVE WITH HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

AND EVERYONE IS S H O O K

AND THEN REGULUS SAYS "I HOPE SO, WEVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR NOW"

BWHAHAHAHA IM SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS

Edit: Here's the link!!! <3

[whimsifae]

behind every hot girl there is an unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to a sad gay fictional character

[ellecdc]

I have been summoned by the Poly!Wolfstar notification!!!!

I’m always a goner for brother’s best friend trope and this time it’s best friends so literally double the fun ☺️ This is just so soft and adorable pls you’re spoiling us, queen!

Part 2 where they tell Jamie and he actually already knew? Cause the joke is always James can be oblivious most of the time, but they don’t know it doesn’t apply to his sister so he already knew, most likely even before she knew herself cause he’s a sweet brother like that.

*sigh* I want a big brother

Love you queen! 💕

hahaha awe you're so right babes. it's really funny because I have this request and then the exact opposite version of this request - so it will be fun to write the other one too! it'll take me a lot longer though, angst always does.

part one here - but can be read as a stand alone

poly!wolfstar x potter!reader - you & the boys tell James

“You’re going to wear a hole in the rug there, dolly.” Sirius drawled in faux nonchalance as the two of you waited in the boys’ dorm room for Remus to return with James.

You were going to do it. Today. You were going to tell your brother you were dating his two best friends.

No big deal, right?

Except it was a big deal and you were absolutely losing your bloody mind.

And then your boyfriend had the audacity to be sitting on his bed, leaning against the headboard, casually telling you to relax like he wasn’t also shaking in his boots Doc Marten’s. 

Remus had volunteered to be the one to retrieve James for the lot of you. Mostly because you would have likely broken down in a mental state if it had been you, and Sirius likely would have blurted it out on his way up the stairs.

The door clicked and you could hear the quiet mumbling of your boyfriend and the much louder mumbling of your brother as the two entered the room. Based on the smiles on their faces, particularly James’ who eyes crinkled in delight, they were talking about something funny.

“Oh! Hey bug.” James called to you, seeming surprised you were here but not perturbed. “Hey Pads; Moony said you guys wanted to talk?”

Remus stayed standing near the door and you paused in your nervous pacing whilst Sirius scooted to the end of his bed, elbows on his knees and feet resting on his school trunk.

James didn’t look at all disturbed or uncomfortable. In fact, he looked completely at ease, here in the room with three of his favourite people in the whole world. Remus, the person who he goes to when he needs to feel grounded. Sirius, his best friend and partner in crime. And you, his twin sister and other half.

What were you doing here?

Maybe this was a mistake. Maybe you shouldn’t tell him. This could ruin him; this had the potential to ruin three of James’ most precious relationships. How could you have been so selfish? He didn’t need to know, the least the three of you could do is keep this to yourself. Abort, abort, abort.

“So?” James asked, looking around at everyone with a raised eyebrow. “Are you finally going to tell me the three of you are dating?”

You were sure your heart stopped. Remus blew out an exasperated laugh and Sirius choked on air. 

“You knew!?” Sirius screeched.

James smirked and shrugged his shoulders. “Yeah?”

“How?” You whispered.

James’ face softened significantly when he took in your face that was drained of all colour. “Well, Pads here is about as subtle as an erumpent. Moony has been mooning over you since like third year. And I’d have to be blind – do not joke about my eyesight – not to notice the way you look at them.” He offered simply.

“So, you’ve known all this time and just let us tiptoe around?” Sirius asked, sounding a little miffed – at his friend for allowing him to make a fool of himself, or at his apparent lack of discrepancy, you weren’t sure.

“I figured you guys would tell me when you were ready.” James said simply again.

“Are you mad?” Remus asked quietly, pointedly looking at you ask he asked. He knew this was your biggest fear, the potential fallout. You weren’t sure what you’d do if James refused to accept your relationship with Remus and Sirius. You couldn’t bear the thought of breaking up their friend group; three people would lose if that was the case, but it would only hurt you if you were the one to step away. 

“No.” James said as he moved his head back and forth slightly. “I guess I was hurt you didn't tell me, but I could also understand why you didn’t. But no, I’m not mad.”

You blew out a breath at that, but it came out incredibly shaky. Unfortunately for you, no one in the room missed it.

“Awe bug. I’m sorry.” James said as he stood and offered his open arms to you. You took him up on his offer and accepted his hug, leaning your head onto his shoulder.

“I’m sorry, Jamie.”

“Don’t be, yeah? I’m happy for you, really.” He assured, rubbing roughly on your back. 

“Yeah?” You asked as you pulled back to look at him. You couldn’t see any contradictions on his face, only love.

“’Course. You’re the best, and I want the best for you.” He shook your shoulders a little, smiling like��‘did you seriously think otherwise?’

“Are they good to you?” He whispered, and though you knew your werewolf boyfriend and your canine animagus boyfriend could both likely hear the conversation, they allowed this moment to be yours and James’ alone.

“So good, Jamie. Promise.” You said, feeling tears prick at your eyes. 

“You’ll tell me if they’re not?”

You scoffed and rolled your eyes, but James wouldn’t let you pull away as you wont to do. “I wouldn’t involve you in it, James. They were your friends first; I’m not going to come between you.”

James’ brows furrowed a little as he seemed to ponder your words. “Perhaps...but you were my sister first. If anything, they’d be coming between us.”

You opted to smile at your brother and pinch his side like you knew he hated. “Never. That’s impossible.”

At that he finally let you go, returning your smile ten-fold. “That’s what I’ve been trying to say! So? Are we good?” He asked, turning to the rest of the room.

Remus had a proud and slightly emotional smile on his face while Sirius just stared between the two of you, eyes narrowed and eyebrows furrowed. 

“I’m sorry. What just happened?” He finally spat.

Remus groaned and rubbed a hand over his face. “Sirius, please. This went about as well as we could have hoped.”

James’ head popped up at that. “Oh! Sorry, did I make that too easy on you all?”

Sirius let out a scoff that sounded like “uhm, duh?”

“I could make it harder on you?” James offered.

“Please do.” Sirius said eagerly, causing you and Remus to groan in sync. 

James offered a quick ‘okay’ and cleared his throat, allowing silence to settle throughout the room as he picked up a stray book off his school trunk. 

Suddenly, he threw the book onto the ground, creating a booming thump. “MY SISTER!? ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU’RE DATING MY SISTER!?”

“JAMES PLEASE, JUST HEAR US OUT!” Sirius shouted back just as passionately. 

James scoffed in derision. “HEAR YOU OUT? HEAR YOU OUT. I THINK I’VE HEARD ENOUGH!”

“YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART!” 

“I CAN AND I WILL. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT THIS FRIENDSHIP MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU.”

“IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME!” Sirius called back, dropping to his knees on the floor in front of James. 

You shared a look with Remus as the theatrics continued, knowing this could go on for hours.

“Should we leave them to their drama?” Remus asked you.

“Please.” You nearly begged, taking his hand and exiting the dorm, catching one last sentence before the door clicked shut behind you.

“I’M IN LOVE WITH HER, JAMES!”

“I DON’T CA- wait are you really? That's so cute!”

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Okay, I gotta go to work

James: *kisses Regulus*

James: …

Regulus: …

Everyone: …

James: And, er, Moony, glad to have you back after the full moon

James: *kisses Remus*

James: Pads!

James: *kisses Sirius*

James: Always a pleasure

[shadyblacklin]

sirius: *lying on remus* tell me a secret, moons

remus: okay, listen regulus and james are dating like 3 months

sirius: ...

sirius: well, enough secrets

[moondustinfj]

Remus lupin my one and only forever and always

(I did credit the original creator in the tags but some people thought that the art was mine. This amazing art belongs to sophithil)

[sliebman10]

Secret Relationship

Sirius watched across the kitchen as Molly talked to Remus. Remus’s body language was closed and he had a neutral expresison fixed on his face. 

“Remus, can you assist me for a  moment?” Sirius asked in his most polite voice. Both he and Molly turned toward Sirius and he made a show of gesturing in the hallway.

“Thanks,” Remus said, once they’d cast a muffliato spell. 

“You looked trapped,” Sirius observed, taking Remus’s hands and pulling him closer.

“She said since I wasn’t ready to go out with Dora, she knew some other women who would just love me,” Remus said, his mouth twisting into a sardonic smile.

“Oh?” Sirius said, raising an elegant eyebrow. “Should I be jealous?”

“Fuck no,” Remus laughed, the tension breaking. 

“I’ll just snog you in front of everyone next time…maybe she’ll get the hint,”

“Then we wouldn’t be a secret anymore would we?”

“Oh Moony, I’ll always be your dirty little secret,” Sirius purred, nipping at his ear.

“Behave,” Remus chided. “Most of the Order is still here.”

“And it’s still my house. So I can do what I want,” Sirius countered.

“Can’t argue with that logic,” Remus said, pulling him into a kiss.

Word Count: 200

@wolfstarmicrofic

[hazy-cosmic-skies]

[lusinzak]

Not me becoming part of a fandom with traumatized, gay characters that have a found family. Again... Yep, definitely not me.

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Harry.exe has stopped working

[querkynchaotic]

wait wait wait hold on

if harry was a horcrux and basilisk venom destroys horcruxes

why was harry still a horcrux after he got bitten in chamber of secrets ? shouldn't that have killed the part of voldemort in him ?

[jehcee]

Sirius: Reggie is annoying

Remus: and james is fucking annoying

Sirius: don't say that moony... James is better.

Remus: and you call me oblivious.

[engie-ivy]

Fluffy Fluff!

@wolfstarmicrofic 23rd: Mistaken for NOT a Couple

370 words

This Thing Between Us

“‘Not very believable’?!” Sirius scowls as he paces the room. “What’s that supposed to even mean?”

Remus calmly stirs his tea. “That Moody doesn't think us pretending to be a couple would make for a very credible cover story for our next mission.”

Sirius stops in front of Remus, placing his hands on his hips and glaring at him. “Why, thank you, Moony. Of course I know what it means, but what is he trying to say?”

“Probably that you are very obviously out of my league, and it doesn't seem very realistic that someone like you would be with someone like me.” Remus shrugs. “And honestly, he's not wrong.”

Sirius bristles. “Hogwash. Absolute hogwash.”

“Siri,” Remus says gently, with a slightly amused smile. “Remember we actually don't want anyone to know about-” He pauses.

About what? About us? Can he say ‘us’? Is there an ‘us’, or is it too soon for an ‘us’? Is this thing between them even an ‘us’-type of thing?

“About what's been going on between us,” he settles on. “If it comes out, the Death Eaters will only see it as a weakness to exploit, so even the people we are more close to thinking that the idea alone is preposterous, is actually a good thing.”

Sirius rubs his temples. “I know it's what we want, I know it's a good thing, but I just…”

He lets himself fall into the seat beside Remus with a deep sigh. “I just hate it. I hate that they look at me and don't see how I barely notice anyone else in the room whenever you're there.” Sirius turns to look at Remus, who's looking back at him with a wondrous gaze, and says softly “I wish they could see you the way I see you.”

Remus’ cheeks colour and he lets out a disbelieving laugh. “I wish I could see me the way you see me.”

“Nah, that won't be good.” Sirius smiles softly. “It’s probably not very healthy to see yourself as the best bloody thing that has ever happened to the world.”

Oh.

“No,” Remus says, averting his eyes, but unable to stop the smile spreading on his face. “That's probably a bit much.”

[siriuslynettey]

You mean to tell me this mf:

Sang the song behind this masterpiece:

[book-connoisseur]

Everyone’s fine when people have their own headcannons until people start shipping two men or two woman. Then they’re all like “what happened to the source material?” Ma’am you’re reading fan fiction. If you want something true to the books. Read. The. Damn. Books.