#secret admirer anon

[toxycodone]

well since you asked so politely <3 yes, i am a mutual and no, i don't have your number :]

as for how me and romeo are doing, he's asleep as usual- nothing much to do when you're a silly gecko, although i'm taking him out on a walk to the park sometime soon on my shoulder!

for my height and sexuality.,,, hmmm,, i wasn't blessed with height HAHA,, 160 cm/ 5'3 last i checked? and i think omni... i don't really have a preference for people's sex/gender :] i just like who i like

omg,.,,..,,our height difference is so cute hehehe…I was given pretty decent height genes I think, my dad is 6’5 and my mom is 5’3 so I pretty much evened out between them ❤️

I’m glad mr Romeo is doing alright!! Sleepy boy…I hope he enjoys that walk 💕💕😭😭 that’s so sweet…I’m taking my dog to the park tomorrow for sure. She keeps nibbling on me and jumping at me today which is pretty much code for “PLAY WITH MEEEEEE AND TAKE ME SOMEWHEREEEEE”. I already took her to the park yesterday tho smh

[thebreakfastgenie]

I want so much more than anonymous asks on tumblr

But it just can’t be

💘

Ah tragic love...

I mean I have no details about why it cannot be I'm just trusting you

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Sooo... Is Vox has Al... And Charlie has Vaggie... And Lillith is gone... Does that mean Lucifer is available? ;) *wink wink wink* -secret admirer anon ;)

"Nope, I have him, too! What can I say? I'm greedy!"

[princessbrunette]

i wanna eat you for lunch

-your secret admirer 🐱

hello 😏

[coffee-in-that-nebula]

I can never find you single somehow. 👀 I owe you a love confession 😍😂

What are you talking about? Bro, I was single for a year and a half. You definitely had your chance. 😂

[leonotlara]

I wanna make out with you aggressively

-your secret admirer

Yeah hi Xander we just gimme a second when the doorbell rings open it

[askastarion]

::A rolled up letter is found in Astarion's tent this time in his current novel, with a red ribbon and a white starflower. That familiar smell of orchid and black currant lingering::

It reads:

"To my darling Star. In the quiet tapestry of night, where stars whisper secrets to the moon, I often find myself captivated by the thought of you. Your presence is like a constellation, bright and mysterious, illuminating the vast expanse of my heart. As a secret admirer, I confess my fondness for you under the celestial canopy, hoping one day our souls may intertwine like constellations in the boundless universe."

Yours in quiet admiration,

💮

Astarion gasped when the letter fell out of the book he always kept in his tent. They were... going through his stuff?! Again, the words and the smell were sweet, but the idea of a romance he couldn't control... It horrified him. He had been unable to control who he had to throw himself at for centuries... so now not being able to control when someone was looking at him with such yearning, what someone unknown might be thinking about him.

He knew everyone wanted to, but he wanted to be in control of who got to imagine doing things with his heart or body.

He stuck his head out of his tent again, this time his eyes fortunately falling on someone eh was certain did not have eyes for him. He hurried toward Lae'zel. She might have been as thirsty as a vampire at a blood bank, but he knew she was the last person who would leave a secretive, heartfelt note.

"Lae'zel, darling! Your sword is looking sharp as ever and your peircing gaze is vigilant. Yada yada, compliment compliment. I need your help," he sighed. "Did you see anyone going into my tent in the last couple of hours?"

He was desperate to figure out what was going on... Whether it turned out positively or not, he needed some peace of mind.

[previous post]

[starryjoy]

I secretly admire you…

I DO have a secret admirer!!! unless you're different than the other one? GASP :O oh amon you're making me blush

I'm sure you're lovely :3

[monsterrae1]

Dearest loserdiaz,

I am but a humble admirer of your gf wife and have zero intentions of stealing her away. Simply wanting to share some well deserved love towards Rae.

I hope you accept this as my apology and allow me to keep sending messages so she can feel even more love like she deserves.

Sincerely,

Secret admirer anon

@loserdiaz 👀 what you say baby

[maestro-of-clockwork]

Aw, You're quite sweet for how everyone treats you! Again, Just like my...

My beloved 'friend'.

Althought, You look way more humorous and lively, Which is ironic. Didn't thought 'Space' could get this interested in something like Time, But makes more sense than what I thinked before.

Thank you! I'd say that I'm predisposed to being more on the amiable side. The idea of my influence may seem cold and no-nonsense, but many ignore just how full of life it truly is.

Time and space are often referred to in tandem, so I can see where you would believe that. I've always admired space - there are so many beautiful things that this universe can offer. Just as time, the reaches of space are ever-changing; I love the idea that there will always be something new to exist and to be...

Finding another being that represents something as infinite as myself is always delightful. :)

[toxycodone]

ah, lurking for a few months now really, but i've only gotten the confidence to talk since i saw people were telling you they liked you and stuff, so i figured i'd shoot my shot too :]

i don't mind all the horny and silly stuff you post, i feel like it just adds to the charm <3 i mean, i'm bold enough to say i doubt you could post anything at this point that could make me stop liking you, yeah?

woaaghhhh…you’ve been here for a while!!!! omg 😭 so you’ve witnessed me in prime cringe along with major crashouts then. I almost want to shake you and be like “are you ok?!?!?? snap out of it!!” LOL

y am I…..actually giggling and kicking my feet at this….my major concern is me having to hide this blog from anyone I’m close to 😭😭 so the fact you’ve seen it AND STILL LIKE ME 💕💕💕💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💕💕💕💕💕 swooning…..I need to….lie down. (I’m LAYING DOWN RN BUT STILL—)

[thebreakfastgenie]

oh no you caught the virus that lets you admit to occasionally having 18+ feelings it's not like anybody ever has any of those about you or anything and also I'm curious as to what led you to that conclusion

I was raised in such a free and sex-positive way but alas complexes will find a way and my problem is admitting I have human desires means admitting to needing other people on some level and. well. I have issues. I'm making minuscule amounts of progress.

and uhhh I don't remember unfortunately. I'm pretty sure I had some whole reasoning but at like 3am one night. the vibes feel right though.

[on-the--flipside]

👉👈

is confusion good? does that mean you like me?

no to both

[unoisveimved-un-proffesional]

I wish we could sit together. I could listen to you talk for hours

I hope you know it's not so one sided between us.

I hope you know I could do the same for you.

I wish for much the same.

[peachypie-puppy]

oh gosh the last ask i sent didn't actually send and now i forgot what i said but it was great um.... wait wait wait i have to come up with sappy stuff again

This is the only one I’m publishing because I think it’s funny. Secret Admirer you are positively adorable 💚

[leonotlara]

You wanna go find silly little haunted clown dolls in op-shops with me :3

-your secret admirer

:^O YIPPEEEEE!!